1. Hola. Hola. Necesito UN
buen worker.Copy !req
2. Tú es fuerte.
Come on.Copy !req
3. ¿que?Copy !req
4. ¿que?Copy !req
5. No vamos con ESE senor.Copy !req
6. Lo he visto saliendo
con muchos otros,Copy !req
7. Y no vuelven nadie.
We don't go with that man.Copy !req
8. I've seen several men go with
that man and not come back.Copy !req
9. - He perdido amigos...
- We've lost friends...Copy !req
10. No Se lo Que hace con ellos.Copy !req
11. We don't know what
he does with them.Copy !req
12. No quiero decir mas.Copy !req
13. I don't wanna
talk about it anymore.Copy !req
14. I pick up day laborersCopy !req
15. And tell them that
they'll get paid at 6:00 P.M.Copy !req
16. At 5:45,
a certain I.N.S. AgentCopy !req
17. By the name of Mose SchruteCopy !req
18. Throws them in the back
of a van,Copy !req
19. Drops them off in the middle
of Harrisburg,Copy !req
20. And tells them it's Canada.Copy !req
21. - Hola, amigo.
- Hola.Copy !req
22. Tú es UN bueno worker?
Si. Yo muy bueno worker.Copy !req
23. Y el acento...
Dónde are you from?Copy !req
24. Scranton.Copy !req
25. Y... Before that,
la Philadelphia.Copy !req
26. - You speak English?
- Yes.Copy !req
27. I'm really good at English.
Okay, good, me too.Copy !req
28. Get in the car.
Okay.Copy !req
29. Who is this guy by our cars?Copy !req
30. That is my new maintenance
worker Nate,Copy !req
31. And you'll be happy to know
that he's taking care ofCopy !req
32. That hornet's nest
that you've been griping about.Copy !req
33. Yeah. I got stung
up my dress.Copy !req
34. Poor hornet.Copy !req
35. I left him all the tools
he needs.Copy !req
36. This is do or die.Copy !req
37. If he chooses correctly,
he conquer the hornets.Copy !req
38. And if he doesn't?Copy !req
39. He'll die.Copy !req
40. - What?
- Uh, beg your pardon?Copy !req
41. When did the phrase
"do or die" become so corrupted?Copy !req
42. - Is that a blowtorch?
- No.Copy !req
43. No, no, no!
No, no!Copy !req
44. Interesting choice.Copy !req
45. Oh... Yes.Copy !req
46. - Very, very smart.
- Walking away.Copy !req
47. - No! No, no, no!
- The bat.Copy !req
48. Oh, they're stinging him!Copy !req
49. - No, no, no!
- No, no!Copy !req
50. Good morning, Erin.
Any moustaches... I mean messages?Copy !req
51. Terrific.Copy !req
52. There are many reasonsCopy !req
53. A man would wear
a fake moustache to work.Copy !req
54. He is a fan...Copy !req
55. Of the outrageous.Copy !req
56. He loves to...Copy !req
57. Surprise!Copy !req
58. He loves...
Other things as well.Copy !req
59. It's a pimple, Phyllis.Copy !req
60. Avril Lavigne
gets them all the time,Copy !req
61. And she rocks harder
than anyone alive.Copy !req
62. Uh, that's no pimple, Michael.Copy !req
63. You mean cancer?Copy !req
64. What? No way. No.
Definitely not... not cancer.Copy !req
65. It's just good to catch
a Michael train of thought earlyCopy !req
66. Before it derails
and destroys the entire town.Copy !req
67. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
68. It's just a cold sore.
It is?Copy !req
69. - Yep. Just a cold sore.
- Just a cold sore.Copy !req
70. Thank you.
Phyllis, I don't have acne.Copy !req
71. I have a cold sore.
I didn't even have a cold.Copy !req
72. I don't know how I got it.
I know how you got it.Copy !req
73. - How?
- Michael, come on.Copy !req
74. A cold sore is herpes.Copy !req
75. - What?
- What you should do, Michael,Copy !req
76. Is have a doctor
take a look at it,Copy !req
77. 'cause we don't really
know what that is.Copy !req
78. I know tons and tons
of people who have herpes.Copy !req
79. I have it myself.Copy !req
80. That's what it is.Copy !req
81. I've never seen herpes on you.Copy !req
82. 'cause it's on my
genitals, genius.Copy !req
83. You have a penis?Copy !req
84. Michael, have you ever
been tested for STDs?Copy !req
85. Yeah. My last physical
when I was 40.Copy !req
86. That was like ten years ago.Copy !req
87. No, it was like four years ago.Copy !req
88. Michael, you're at least 46.Copy !req
89. Why at least?Copy !req
90. If you're guessing 46,
just say 46.Copy !req
91. Can please talk about
how gross Meredith is?Copy !req
92. This is what you getCopy !req
93. When you treat your body
like an outhouse.Copy !req
94. You know what, guys?Copy !req
95. How 'bout we just chill out
a little bit on the herp chat?Copy !req
96. Okay?
I was an r.A. In college,Copy !req
97. And I can tell you,Copy !req
98. The number one
sexually transmitted disease...Copy !req
99. Is ignorance.Copy !req
100. I guess maybe she could marry
a meth dealer with crabs...Copy !req
101. I don't even want
to know about these things.Copy !req
102. Hey, guys.Copy !req
103. How did this happen?
How did I get this?Copy !req
104. Sometimes it can lie dormant
in a woman for years.Copy !req
105. They may not even ow
that they have it.Copy !req
106. You ow what?
I feel likeCopy !req
107. One of those
old-timey sailors with VD.Copy !req
108. Eh, it's me own darn fault.Copy !req
109. Girl in every port!
But what port?Copy !req
110. The Jan port?Copy !req
111. The Holly port?
Don't even...Copy !req
112. Holly was clean, okay?Copy !req
113. If anything, I gave it to her.Copy !req
114. - You may have.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
115. What if I did?Copy !req
116. You need to contact Holly.Copy !req
117. You need to notify her that
she is crawling with herpes.Copy !req
118. Okay. You know what?Copy !req
119. Might.Copy !req
120. Might be crawling
with herpes.Copy !req
121. I might have gotten it
after her.Copy !req
122. You need to contact
every woman you've been withCopy !req
123. And notify them
of your herpes infestation.Copy !req
124. It's the right thing to do.Copy !req
125. There's no way
I'm gonna do that.Copy !req
126. - Then I will.
- All right, I...Copy !req
127. Now, I'm no doctor,
but it seems to meCopy !req
128. That we all have an obligation
to the public healthCopy !req
129. To track down anyone
who gives us a disease,Copy !req
130. Inform them of it,Copy !req
131. And take overwhelming revenge
on that person.Copy !req
132. Again, I'm no doctor.Copy !req
133. I'm just a normal guy
who enjoys revenge.Copy !req
134. Hello.Copy !req
135. Hi, Donna.
It's Michael.Copy !req
136. Michael. I didn't think
I'd hear from you.Copy !req
137. How've you been?
I have a disease...Copy !req
138. For which
there is no known cureCopy !req
139. That has been sexually
transmitted to me.Copy !req
140. Oh, no!Copy !req
141. I can't even say it.Copy !req
142. H... I...Copy !req
143. Oh, my God!Copy !req
144. R... P...Copy !req
145. E.E...Copy !req
146. - W-wait.
- S.Copy !req
147. You're calling to tell me
that you have herpes?Copy !req
148. No. I am calling to see
if you gave me herpes,Copy !req
149. Because if you did,Copy !req
150. I would be able to avoid
a lot of sucky conversations.Copy !req
151. So you have it, right?
No.Copy !req
152. Does your stupid husband
have it?Copy !req
153. No, he doesn't.Copy !req
154. Are you telling me
I have to get tested?Copy !req
155. Yes, I'm telling you you
have to get tested for herpes.Copy !req
156. Good-bye!
- So long, Donna.Copy !req
157. 'scuse me, everyone, can I
have your attention, please?Copy !req
158. - Not again.
- What do you mean, again?Copy !req
159. You're always asking
for our attention.Copy !req
160. Well, maybe like a year ago.Copy !req
161. - Mm. Seems recent.
- No, that's...Copy !req
162. Andy, the reason
it seems more recentCopy !req
163. Is because many of us here
have never stood upCopy !req
164. And asked for
everyone's attention,Copy !req
165. And it seems like you've
done that on several occasions.Copy !req
166. Everyone, I've noticed thatCopy !req
167. We've not been entirely kind
to one of our own,Copy !req
168. Due to stigmas and prejudices.Copy !req
169. Oh, when you got
your new phone...Copy !req
170. That's when you asked for
everyone's attention.Copy !req
171. World cup.
That's what I was thinkin'.Copy !req
172. You kept announcing scores.Copy !req
173. It's the world's
only international sport, so...Copy !req
174. This is hoy.Copy !req
175. No, this is Holly.Copy !req
176. No... This is Holly.Copy !req
177. No, this is Holly.Copy !req
178. No... This is
Michael Scott.Copy !req
179. Busted.Copy !req
180. So what can I do
for you, Holly?Copy !req
181. I'm calling because...Copy !req
182. There was
a terrible car accident.Copy !req
183. Oh, really?
Was anyone killed?Copy !req
184. A lot of people.Copy !req
185. - Any nuns?
- Three nuns.Copy !req
186. Missionaries from South Africa.Copy !req
187. Were they in
the missionary position?Copy !req
188. Yeah. Now you're
lookin' at me.Copy !req
189. Anyone who's interested
in entering intoCopy !req
190. An hest discussion about
the sexual mores and taboosCopy !req
191. Of modern society will be
rewarded with a pizza break.Copy !req
192. Do you ever wonder
what life would have been likeCopy !req
193. If you hadn't been transferred?Copy !req
194. - Yeah.
- We would have twins.Copy !req
195. I don't think we'd have kids.Copy !req
196. - Mm-hmm.
- We dated for a few weeks.Copy !req
197. - Mm-hmm.
We would be married.Copy !req
198. Michael, I've been dating AJ
for a year and a half now.Copy !req
199. You do this, you know.
Do what?Copy !req
200. You romanticize things.Copy !req
201. I don't romantici...Copy !req
202. - N-no...
- Michael, you criedCopy !req
203. At that tag line
for a movie you made up.Copy !req
204. He had no arms or legs.Copy !req
205. He couldn't see,
hear, or speak.Copy !req
206. This is how he led a nation.Copy !req
207. You made us out to be
more than we were.Copy !req
208. Maybe we were
more than we were.Copy !req
209. I don't know what
you're getting so upset about.Copy !req
210. We had a fun fling
a long time ago.Copy !req
211. It's a good memory.
Okay, all right.Copy !req
212. I gotta go.
Michael...Copy !req
213. he forgot
to mention the herpes.Copy !req
214. It didn't come up organically.Copy !req
215. To accommodate the suppliers.Copy !req
216. Gentlemen, nice to see you
it'll be just a moment.Copy !req
217. If you could show them
into conference room "b."Copy !req
218. The pharmaceutical companyCopy !req
219. Should be able
to accommodate us.Copy !req
220. How do I do it?
Raise my daughter...Copy !req
221. Work as director of office
purchasing for this hospital,Copy !req
222. And release an album
of Doris day coversCopy !req
223. On my own label?Copy !req
224. If I knew, I'd tell you.Copy !req
225. It's nice to see you
doin' so well.Copy !req
226. Yeah. I'm really happy.Copy !req
227. Me and Astrid
against the world.Copy !req
228. We're lovin' it.Copy !req
229. Yeah, so..
Kinda the supermom.Copy !req
230. - Bringin' home the bacon.
- Yeah.Copy !req
231. love that commercial.Copy !req
232. I don't understand
the reference.Copy !req
233. Well...Copy !req
234. Michael, it was nice
to get your call.Copy !req
235. We had to come over
right away... it's urgent.Copy !req
236. - Okay.
- Michael has somethingCopy !req
237. To tell you.
Shh!Copy !req
238. Are you gonna
keep me in suspense?Copy !req
239. - Ah-ah-ahem.Copy !req
240. - Would you excuse me?
- Okay, I'm gonna...Copy !req
241. Head outta here.Copy !req
242. I know you have
a lot to talk about, okay?Copy !req
243. Is there...
An operating theaterCopy !req
244. That's open to visitors?Copy !req
245. Never mind.
I'll find it.Copy !req
246. - He hasn't changed.
- No.Copy !req
247. So... What couldn't wait?Copy !req
248. Am I the kind of personCopy !req
249. To misremember our relationshipCopy !req
250. As something more than it was?Copy !req
251. Michael Scott,Copy !req
252. You are here for a postmortem.Copy !req
253. What?Copy !req
254. You wanna dig into
our relationship...Copy !req
255. Go over it, see what killed it.Copy !req
256. Okay.Copy !req
257. I'm in.Copy !req
258. So guys,
I've been really botheredCopy !req
259. By the way certain people
are getting treated around here,Copy !req
260. And... I just think as an office
we're better than that.Copy !req
261. Okay, now, I'm gonna
show you a pictureCopy !req
262. Of genitalia.Copy !req
263. Andy.Copy !req
264. - What, 'cause he's black?
- Nope.Copy !req
265. It's 'cause it's genitalia.Copy !req
266. Perfectly normal
genitalia, tuna.Copy !req
267. Now I'm gonna show you
another pictureCopy !req
268. Of perfectly normal genitalia.Copy !req
269. Oh, my God!Copy !req
270. Am I blocking anybody?
Can everybody see?Copy !req
271. Perfectly normal.
Big deal.Copy !req
272. Yeah, sure, it's got
some herpes on it.Copy !req
273. But you know what?Copy !req
274. It's just as normal
as anyone else's.Copy !req
275. No. In the beginning,
we were not good.Copy !req
276. Well... There was
a bit of a learning curveCopy !req
277. In the conversation department,Copy !req
278. But between the sheets,Copy !req
279. We were like Jordan and pippen.Copy !req
280. Well, if there's
anything exciting about it,Copy !req
281. It was because we both
knew it was wrong.Copy !req
282. - Because we worked together.
- No.Copy !req
283. Okay,
imagine there's a princessCopy !req
284. Who falls for a guy
beneath her station,Copy !req
285. And the queen
doesn't like this at all.Copy !req
286. And the princess knows
that the queen doesn't like it,Copy !req
287. And so it makes her want to
do it all the moreCopy !req
288. Just to get at the queen.Copy !req
289. - Am I the princess?
- No, I'm the princess.Copy !req
290. And the queen.Copy !req
291. Okay. So I'm the guy
at the station.Copy !req
292. Mommy!Copy !req
293. Assy!
Oh!Copy !req
294. It was cool.Copy !req
295. - I haerpes.
- What? You...Copy !req
296. I used to think
that she was the one.Copy !req
297. Or at least a "the one."Copy !req
298. And if I called
that one so wrong...Copy !req
299. Herpes, like all stds,
is a consequence of sex.Copy !req
300. Can anyone else name
any other consequences?Copy !req
301. It feels unbelievable.Copy !req
302. Okay, I guess we can
make a pros column.Copy !req
303. Feels...Copy !req
304. Unbelievable.Copy !req
305. Okay.Copy !req
306. The ability
to express love physically.Copy !req
307. It's a magical thing.Copy !req
308. Express love.
Magical.Copy !req
309. It feels amazing.Copy !req
310. Um, okay, is that different
from feels unbelievable?Copy !req
311. - Yes.
- Then I will write it down.Copy !req
312. The feeling of pure risk.Copy !req
313. Creed, I had that
in the cons column,Copy !req
314. But...
It's thrilling.Copy !req
315. Okay.
Um, then...Copy !req
316. We'll move that.Copy !req
317. "thrill of risk."Copy !req
318. Andy, aren't there also
negatives to sex?Copy !req
319. Yes! Thank you.Copy !req
320. Such as...
Unplanned pregnancy.Copy !req
321. Yes.
Unplanned pregnancy.Copy !req
322. - Like Jim and pam... what?
- Hey.Copy !req
323. Just admit that your baby
was a mistake.Copy !req
324. Hey, hey, hey.
Our baby was not a mistake.Copy !req
325. She was a surprise.
Good.Copy !req
326. I'm sure they don't regret
having that child.Copy !req
327. Let's move it to the pros.
Thank you.Copy !req
328. Okay. Unplanned pregnancy.
Going in the pros column.Copy !req
329. Next up is helene.Copy !req
330. You're gonna want to make
a left on willow,Copy !req
331. Which is a little ways away.Copy !req
332. Uh, I'll remind you.Copy !req
333. You know, I don't know
if I trust jan's judgment.Copy !req
334. She...
Jan knows paper.Copy !req
335. No, not paper.
Relationships.Copy !req
336. To have the ability
to point outCopy !req
337. If a man is making
a bigger deal out of somethingCopy !req
338. Than is really there.
Wait, what Holly said?Copy !req
339. - Yes! I don't...
- forget it, Michael.Copy !req
340. Today is about herpes.
I know.Copy !req
341. Okay? Who gave it to you,
who has it...Copy !req
342. - Right.
- And who is going to pay.Copy !req
343. - Okay.
- To answer your questionCopy !req
344. About jan...
no, jan is insane.Copy !req
345. Why do you think I...Copy !req
346. Left! Willow now!
All right! God!Copy !req
347. Hi, stranger.Copy !req
348. Long time.
Who are you?Copy !req
349. I'm Michael.
We dated for a while.Copy !req
350. I don't think so.Copy !req
351. Michael?Copy !req
352. Oh, hey!Copy !req
353. Dwight, would you take
my grandmother for a walkCopy !req
354. While I talk to
the real helene?Copy !req
355. - Come on, old lady, let's go.
- What is happening?Copy !req
356. Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Come on.Copy !req
357. Who can tell me
the safest form of safe sex?Copy !req
358. - Condoms.
- Incorrect.Copy !req
359. The only true form
of safe sex...Copy !req
360. Okay?
Abstinence.Copy !req
361. Oh! I didn't realize
we were doing...Copy !req
362. Trick questions.Copy !req
363. What's the safest way
to go skiing?Copy !req
364. Don't ski.Copy !req
365. I just thought I'd bring it upCopy !req
366. In case someone here
was practicing abstinence.Copy !req
367. That's all.
Anybody?Copy !req
368. Andy, that's way too
personal of a question.Copy !req
369. Well, someone could
answer it if they wanted to.Copy !req
370. Okay, in that case,Copy !req
371. I will now show you how
to put this condom on using...Copy !req
372. This pencil.
oh, God!Copy !req
373. What?Copy !req
374. Why choose a pencil, Andy?Copy !req
375. Well, I'm not gonna
use my penis, Oscar.Copy !req
376. It's not exactly hard
right now anyway.Copy !req
377. Come on, give it a rest,
pencil Dick!Copy !req
378. I'm doing this
for you, Meredith!Copy !req
379. - I didn't want it!
- Well, did you...Copy !req
380. Why... Didn't...Copy !req
381. Does no one appreciate
what I'm doing right now?Copy !req
382. Whoa!Copy !req
383. It'll go away in time.
Just don't touch it.Copy !req
384. Did I make more of what we hadCopy !req
385. Than was really there?Copy !req
386. What did you think we were?Copy !req
387. Just a...
Quirky indie movieCopy !req
388. Weird sorta thing...Copy !req
389. Breakin' all the rules...
But had to endCopy !req
390. Because the summer was over.
For you.Copy !req
391. - I-I think that for you
to have come hereCopy !req
392. Even expecting...Copy !req
393. That we could have
a conversation like thisCopy !req
394. Shows how...
how self-deluded you are.Copy !req
395. Michael, your... Memory
has failed you greatly.Copy !req
396. Jerk.Copy !req
397. Michael...Copy !req
398. So this is a chef's kitchen,Copy !req
399. Which makes it perfect
for real entertainers.Copy !req
400. Real entertainer,
like Billy Joel.Copy !req
401. - Michael.
- Carole. How are you?Copy !req
402. I'm great.
How are you?Copy !req
403. I'm great.
I saw your sign outside,Copy !req
404. And I decided,
I'm gonna pull in,Copy !req
405. And maybe I'm going to
buy a house from her.Copy !req
406. Oh. You didn't call
my officeCopy !req
407. And ask them where I was?Copy !req
408. No!
that's so...Copy !req
409. 'cause the receptionist
told me that a man called,Copy !req
410. But he would only say
that he was my ex-lover.Copy !req
411. - Weird.
- Yeah.Copy !req
412. Sounds like a nice guy.Copy !req
413. I don't know,Copy !req
414. I mean, people were being
really mean to Meredith...Copy !req
415. But this wasn't really
about Meredith, was it?Copy !req
416. You and Erin were broken up...Copy !req
417. How is that relevant
to anything?Copy !req
418. I asked you if it was okay
if I asked her out.Copy !req
419. You said...
and I quote...Copy !req
420. "my good sir,
nothing would make me happierCopy !req
421. Than to hand you the hand
of the hand once in my hand."Copy !req
422. I specifically remembered itCopy !req
423. Because you said it
in such a weird way.Copy !req
424. Well, the only reason
I said thatCopy !req
425. Is 'cause you asked me
so politely...Copy !req
426. And it was very difficult
for me to say no.Copy !req
427. I'll let this slide.Copy !req
428. But I expect you to put this
whole Erin thing behind you.Copy !req
429. Oh, wow.
Another living room.Copy !req
430. It's a family room.Copy !req
431. You put the tv there.
You put your family here.Copy !req
432. Michael, why are you here?Copy !req
433. Somebody told meCopy !req
434. That I romanticize
relationships.Copy !req
435. You know, we all do that.Copy !req
436. I have herpes.Copy !req
437. What?Copy !req
438. Did you have that
while we were together?Copy !req
439. I just found out today.Copy !req
440. It's...
It's right there.Copy !req
441. Oh. Oh. What, that's
what you're talking about?Copy !req
442. - Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
443. Did you have a doctor
check it out?Copy !req
444. I'm between specialists
right now.Copy !req
445. Yes. Yes, Michael.Copy !req
446. Actually, you do make
a bigger deal out of thingsCopy !req
447. Than you need to.Copy !req
448. You proposed to me
on our fourth date.Copy !req
449. Well, I believe in love
at first sight.Copy !req
450. Well, so do I,Copy !req
451. But we didn't love each other
at first either.Copy !req
452. I don't know what
you were thinking.Copy !req
453. I know what I was thinking
at the time,Copy !req
454. But right now,
it just seems ridiculous.Copy !req
455. Excuse me.Copy !req
456. Someone died in the upstairs
bathroom, didn't they?Copy !req
457. No.Copy !req
458. We should...
Schedule meetings,Copy !req
459. 'cause the days
can slip away with chitchat.Copy !req
460. Are you crying?Copy !req
461. No. I'm just sweating.Copy !req
462. I don't know
what's got you upset,Copy !req
463. But my advice is...
Stop crying.Copy !req
464. I'm not crying.
I'm sweating.Copy !req
465. Look, you need
to pick yourself up.Copy !req
466. Man up, all right?Copy !req
467. Son, you will win this
in the end.Copy !req
468. It's all about heart...Copy !req
469. And character.Copy !req
470. Be your best self.Copy !req
471. Okay.Copy !req
472. Yeah.Copy !req
473. I have no idea
what his problem is.Copy !req
474. It's just my standard advice.Copy !req
475. It's good advice, right?Copy !req
476. This is Holly flax.Copy !req
477. I can't come to the phone
right now,Copy !req
478. But please leave a messageCopy !req
479. At the sound of the tiny truck
backing up.Copy !req
480. Hi, Holly, it's Michael.Copy !req
481. I just wanted to call
and let you knowCopy !req
482. That I was thinking about
what you said.Copy !req
483. It's just... You know...Copy !req
484. It's weird.
Today I...Copy !req
485. Ended up seeing a lot of
the women that ud to date,Copy !req
486. And iny mind,
ey were all great.Copy !req
487. And then when I actually
saw them,Copy !req
488. It was mostly a freak show.Copy !req
489. And you and me,Copy !req
490. That must have been a real...
Train wreck.Copy !req
491. You know what?Copy !req
492. Holly, you're wrong.Copy !req
493. You are wrong.Copy !req
494. I remember every second of us.Copy !req
495. And talking to you today...Copy !req
496. I don't feel for them anything
like what I feel for you.Copy !req
497. It's...Copy !req
498. I didn't joke with any of them.Copy !req
499. I joked with you.Copy !req
500. You were the only oneCopy !req
501. Who was actually happy
to hear from me.Copy !req
502. And I don't know why
you downgraded what we had,Copy !req
503. But I did not make us up.Copy !req
504. Okay.Copy !req
505. Oh, and you might...
you should talk to a doctorCopy !req
506. Because you might have herpes.Copy !req
507. Bye.Copy !req
508. - What is this about?
- Oscar...Copy !req
509. We once sucked face in publicCopy !req
510. As parof an office presentationCopy !req
511. Destroy the stigma
about gay kissing.Copy !req
512. Do you recall?
Yes, and...Copy !req
513. You may have given me
a sexually transmitted disease.Copy !req
514. - What?
- Herpes duplex.Copy !req
515. I already contacted all of my
ex-lovers except for you.Copy !req
516. - We were never lovers. - I'm gonna need a
list of every men you've ever had sex with.Copy !req
517. Oscar, think about... Think.Copy !req