1. Well, I'm moving to Colorado
to start my new life
with Holly.Copy !req
2. Just up here getting
used to the altitude.Copy !req
3. Michael?
Yes?Copy !req
4. I've got
a treat for you.Copy !req
5. Oh!Copy !req
6. Thank you.
Like a butler.Copy !req
7. Colorado specialty,
Rocky Mountain oysters.Copy !req
8. Wow, those do not
taste like oysters.Copy !req
9. That's because
they're not oysters.
They're bull testicles!Copy !req
10. I cut them off
fresh this morning!Copy !req
11. Sick freak.
What is wrong with you?Copy !req
12. What is wrong with you?
I'm the sick freak?
Yeah.Copy !req
13. After what you did,
you expect to be buttled?Copy !req
14. After you didn't
recommend me?Copy !req
15. Dwight, I don't own
Dunder Mifflin, okay?Copy !req
16. The job was not
mine to give.Copy !req
17. Look, I need your
advice on something.Copy !req
18. I am told that there
are bears in the Rockies.Copy !req
19. Where did you hear that?Copy !req
20. Obvious, XM radio?Copy !req
21. Well, I was just thinkingCopy !req
22. that maybe I should keep
a salami in my pocket...Copy !req
23. Great idea.Copy !req
24. in order to feed
the bears.Copy !req
25. Especially if you think
that life would be
better without legs!Copy !req
26. How do you mean?Copy !req
27. Black bears can smell a salami
at five miles, Michael.Copy !req
28. What are you thinking?Copy !req
29. And they run
faster than a horse.Copy !req
30. So if you were thinking about
outrunning them on a horse,Copy !req
31. I would try a cheetah.Copy !req
32. You in tight pants, Michael,
are a salami to a black bear.Copy !req
33. Do you understand?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
34. You're like
a giant walking salami.Copy !req
35. Okay,
so no salami in the pants.Copy !req
36. How about a pepperoni?Copy !req
37. Any kind of meat
you can possibly name.
Okay.Copy !req
38. You're not gonna take
all your toys, are you?Copy !req
39. Hmm?Copy !req
40. I mean, you don't...
You don't have
a job lined up, so...Copy !req
41. It's not like you have
a desk to put them on.Copy !req
42. Well, I have interviews.Copy !req
43. That's nice.Copy !req
44. What about that truck?Copy !req
45. Can I have
this little truck?Copy !req
46. Was thinking I might
glue a stapler on topCopy !req
47. or put a hole here
and stick pens in it.Copy !req
48. You okay?
Yes.Copy !req
49. Yes, you know what,Copy !req
50. take my favorite
truck, sure.Copy !req
51. You know what...Copy !req
52. It's your last
couple of days.Copy !req
53. I'm gonna get
out of your hair.Copy !req
54. Oh, you don't...Copy !req
55. I will be in
the break room.Copy !req
56. Okay, that sounds good.
Thank you.Copy !req
57. Dead man walking.Copy !req
58. Sad?Copy !req
59. No.Copy !req
60. No, no.Copy !req
61. I don't leave till tomorrow,
so tomorrow I will be a wreck.Copy !req
62. Stay away from Erin.
Hey.Copy !req
63. I'm your boss.Copy !req
64. Why don't you
stay away from me?Copy !req
65. No, I'm gonna stand
where I want, okay?Copy !req
66. You don't want to
get on my bad side.Copy !req
67. I've seen some
horrible things.Copy !req
68. I own over
200 horror movies.Copy !req
69. Okay, that's so weird!Copy !req
70. Just go away!Copy !req
71. No, you go away.Copy !req
72. Hi, Tuna.Copy !req
73. You guys are filming people
when they go to
the bathroom now?Copy !req
74. How about cupcakes?Copy !req
75. Please.Copy !req
76. What's wrong
with cupcakes?
Everything.Copy !req
77. There they are.Copy !req
78. The Party Planning Committee
together again.Copy !req
79. Well, we all wanted
to plan your goodbye party.Copy !req
80. We thought this
would be easier.Copy !req
81. We thought.Copy !req
82. It's an experiment.Copy !req
83. The three of us
have all been
chairmen before.Copy !req
84. So this is
the dream team.Copy !req
85. Hey!Copy !req
86. What are you saying?Copy !req
87. The dream team
and Meredith.Copy !req
88. We decided on the ice cream.
Mint chocolate chip.
Your favorite.Copy !req
89. Mmm.Copy !req
90. Yeah, that was a surprise.
You know what?Copy !req
91. I'm thinking maybe
we should get ice cream
that everybody will like.Copy !req
92. How about vanilla?
Let's get vanilla.Copy !req
93. Okay.Copy !req
94. Tomorrow, I want everybody
to have a good time.Copy !req
95. No drama.Copy !req
96. And as for today,
just a typical day.Copy !req
97. All right?Copy !req
98. Should we
get toppings?Copy !req
99. What do you like, Pam?Copy !req
100. What?Copy !req
101. What kind of
topping would you like?Copy !req
102. Hot fudge?Copy !req
103. Sounds good.Copy !req
104. Fudge it up.Copy !req
105. I bought this for myself.Copy !req
106. And yesterday,Copy !req
107. they gave me this.Copy !req
108. I still need something
to drink out of, though.Copy !req
109. Attention, everyone.Copy !req
110. Before I leave tomorrow,
I would like to
reveal a secretCopy !req
111. that I have kept
for over 20 years.Copy !req
112. Secret about Phyllis.Copy !req
113. Please, Michael.Copy !req
114. When Phyllis was
in high school,Copy !req
115. she was so cute.Copy !req
116. And she still is.Copy !req
117. I thought he knew
about the baby I gave away.Copy !req
118. Look, Michael,
it's a going-away present
so your hands won't get cold.Copy !req
119. Ah.Copy !req
120. It's almost done,
but you can't get them wet,Copy !req
121. and they can't be
dry-cleaned either.Copy !req
122. You have to hand
wash without water,Copy !req
123. wring dry gently,
and use a hair dryer on cool.Copy !req
124. Sounds great.
I just think it's great.Copy !req
125. Oh, I have gifts as well.Copy !req
126. And I will start by giving
the first gift to Phyllis.Copy !req
127. Phyllis,
you are shy and sweet,Copy !req
128. and you don't
often speak your mind,Copy !req
129. but you should,
because you have
great ideas.Copy !req
130. So, Phyllis,
I am giving you thisCopy !req
131. so you can always remember
to speak your mind.Copy !req
132. Gee, thanks, Michael.Copy !req
133. You're welcome.
It's cute.Copy !req
134. Stanley, you love your Sudoku
and your puzzles.Copy !req
135. I bestow upon you...Copy !req
136. My felt.Copy !req
137. May you never lose
the fun-loving
quality in life.Copy !req
138. Where's the rest of it?
It's got no balls.Copy !req
139. Well, okay.Copy !req
140. And Andy.Copy !req
141. Andy, who needs confidence
that he is a great salesman,Copy !req
142. I give youCopy !req
143. my clients.Copy !req
144. Our ten most
important accounts.Copy !req
145. Wow.
Yeah, wow.Copy !req
146. You know I'm the worst
salesman here, right?Copy !req
147. But you're the best
salesman on the inside.Copy !req
148. What does that even mean?Copy !req
149. You sold us all on Andy.Copy !req
150. A product that nobody wanted.Copy !req
151. I'm gonna lose them.Copy !req
152. You're not going to
lose them.Copy !req
153. I promise you
that I will.Copy !req
154. Just do your best.Copy !req
155. I have faith in you.Copy !req
156. Gimme those clients.
No.Copy !req
157. Do you believe that?Copy !req
158. I've given up
expecting Michael
to do the right thingCopy !req
159. or the decent thing or even
the comprehensible thing.Copy !req
160. I used to
be obese.Copy !req
161. Once you've conquered obesity,
everything else is easy.Copy !req
162. Life literally
moves in slow motion.Copy !req
163. I'm not saying
I'm Superman,Copy !req
164. but let me just
put it this way,Copy !req
165. if I were shot
in the head,Copy !req
166. I'm pretty sure
everything would be fine.Copy !req
167. I almost welcome it.Copy !req
168. Kevin, I have
something for you.Copy !req
169. Oh!Copy !req
170. You know who that is?Copy !req
171. Oh.Copy !req
172. Don't be a caricature, Kevin.
Never be a caricature.Copy !req
173. How did that feel
when I tore that up?Copy !req
174. Better?
Good.Copy !req
175. Stand up.Copy !req
176. You will be thin.Copy !req
177. You won't drool over pizza
like an animal anymore.Copy !req
178. But, I...
You will find love.Copy !req
179. Michael, I'm pretty much
okay with who I am now.Copy !req
180. Don't be.
You should never
settle for who you are.Copy !req
181. Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.Copy !req
182. Oscar, you are a...Copy !req
183. Michael,
I just lost Porter Hardware!
I just... I lost them.Copy !req
184. Okay, you know what?
Just do your best, buddy.Copy !req
185. Okay, Oscar,
you are very smart,Copy !req
186. and you have
a gigantic education,Copy !req
187. and I think of
you as my Scarecrow,
because you gave me a brain.Copy !req
188. So that's why
I made you this.Copy !req
189. Thank you, Michael.Copy !req
190. It's beautiful.Copy !req
191. It looks like...Copy !req
192. It looks like it was made
by a two-year-old monkey
on a farm.Copy !req
193. And he just...Copy !req
194. He just accepted it,
that I...Copy !req
195. That I put all
this work into it.Copy !req
196. Oh, man.Copy !req
197. He has the lowest
opinion of me of anybody.Copy !req
198. Was it just me,Copy !req
199. or did you think
we were gonna have sex
at some point?Copy !req
200. It was just you.Copy !req
201. How would you
have wanted to do it?Copy !req
202. I don't...
Okay, you know what?
Inappropriate,Copy !req
203. because I am engaged happily,Copy !req
204. and you, you have
landed yourself a senator.Copy !req
205. State senator.Copy !req
206. Mmm-hmm. Bravo.Copy !req
207. Brava.
Brava.Copy !req
208. Do you want to
see some pictures?Copy !req
209. I just got these.
Sure.Copy !req
210. These are... Okay,
this is us at the theater.Copy !req
211. And, antiquing.Copy !req
212. Oh, rollerblading.
Rollerblading.Copy !req
213. Who's that?
Who's that guy?Copy !req
214. Oh, that's Thomas,
Robert's aide.
Hmm.Copy !req
215. I guess this
could be the one, huh?Copy !req
216. Yeah.Copy !req
217. Yeah.Copy !req
218. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
219. I'm gonna be dropping in
on one of our biggest
clients this afternoon,Copy !req
220. and I could use
some backup.Copy !req
221. Let's rip it up, homes.
All right.Copy !req
222. Boom.Copy !req
223. Walk away, bitch.Copy !req
224. Oh, Michael.
Hmm?Copy !req
225. Where do you want
your last paycheck sent?Copy !req
226. Last paycheck?Copy !req
227. Do you have
an address yet
in Colorado?Copy !req
228. No.Copy !req
229. What town do
Holly's parents live in?Copy !req
230. I'm not sure.Copy !req
231. Mountainton, I think.Copy !req
232. Sounds beautiful.Copy !req
233. You should do
more stuff like that.Copy !req
234. I'm going to.Copy !req
235. Hey.
It's almost your last day.
Come on. Sit with us.Copy !req
236. No, I'm almost done.Copy !req
237. You sure?
Yeah.Copy !req
238. So I'm going to
Carbondale this afternoon
to get a new bulk shredder.Copy !req
239. Finally.
That old shredder sucked.Copy !req
240. It's a good shredder.
It just keeps breaking.Copy !req
241. Yeah, and it won't
shred magazines.Copy !req
242. It's not supposed to
shred magazines, Kevin.Copy !req
243. I know.Copy !req
244. Did you break
the shredder, Kevin?Copy !req
245. No. It's just that
old shredder sucks.Copy !req
246. Just get one
that'll shred magazines.Copy !req
247. I don't think
any of them are supposed
to shred magazines.Copy !req
248. I can't...Copy !req
249. I can't do this.Copy !req
250. All the channels are
gonna be different there.Copy !req
251. I'm not gonna be
able to find my shows.Copy !req
252. I'm not going to
start improv at level one.Copy !req
253. I don't think my credits
are gonna transfer.Copy !req
254. Oh! And you know what?Copy !req
255. I just figured out
where I was supposed to
go to vote.Copy !req
256. I gotta call her.Copy !req
257. And I'm going to tell
her that I cannot come.Copy !req
258. Hello there.Copy !req
259. Hi.Copy !req
260. What is the name
of our town?Copy !req
261. Boulder.Copy !req
262. Is something wrong?
Are you okay?Copy !req
263. No. No, I just needed
to hear your voice.Copy !req
264. Oh, you mean this?Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. Yes, my hero.Copy !req
267. I'll pay the rent.Copy !req
268. Okay, my mom's looking
at me like she has
no sense of humor.Copy !req
269. It's a joke.Copy !req
270. Oh, I miss you.Copy !req
271. Well, I'll see you
tonight.Copy !req
272. I'll pick you up
outside baggage claim.Copy !req
273. Okay, I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
274. I love you.
I love you, too.Copy !req
275. Yeah,
so I know I told everybody
that tomorrow is my last day,Copy !req
276. but I'm gonna be
leaving tonight.Copy !req
277. I head to the airport
at 4:00.Copy !req
278. And, I have said goodbye
to half of them.Copy !req
279. Well, you know, Michael,
I have a brother in Boulder.Copy !req
280. Rory Flenderson.Copy !req
281. You should look him up.Copy !req
282. Okay.Copy !req
283. Okay?Copy !req
284. Kelly?Copy !req
285. Kelly?Copy !req
286. Kelly?
What?Copy !req
287. If I just went away
right now,Copy !req
288. would that be the best gift
that I could give you?Copy !req
289. Yes, please.Copy !req
290. Please go away
and stop using that weird,
slow voice.Copy !req
291. She was once my girl,
and she is your girl now.Copy !req
292. Wow.
Yeah.Copy !req
293. This is
totally unnecessary.Copy !req
294. You're not prone
to seizures?Copy !req
295. No.Copy !req
296. So Michael said we can do
whatever we want cake-wise.Copy !req
297. What do we want?
Erotic.Copy !req
298. See? This is
what happens.Copy !req
299. You can't let
a street dog
into the house.Copy !req
300. Hmm. Let's hear her out.Copy !req
301. I would like to hear
more about these cakes.Copy !req
302. I know these Ethiopians
that run a cake shop.Copy !req
303. Good God.
They make these
cakes that are wild.Copy !req
304. I mean...
They show everything.Copy !req
305. I don't think we want a...Copy !req
306. No, I know
what you're thinking,
but it's not just black.Copy !req
307. They do it all.Copy !req
308. And the women
on these cakes,Copy !req
309. they're not just
guys' fantasies.Copy !req
310. They have real,
full women.Copy !req
311. It is refreshing.Copy !req
312. Okay, don't turn this
into some feminist issue.Copy !req
313. As a person who buys
a lot of erotic cakes,Copy !req
314. it just feels good to
be represented on one.Copy !req
315. You know what?
I think we should
get some other input.Copy !req
316. I think we should
do cupcakes.Copy !req
317. I am one of the few people
who looks hot
eating a cupcake.Copy !req
318. Yeah, cupcakes,
that's what I said.Copy !req
319. No. I am not
cleaning up a bunch of
uneaten cupcake bottoms.Copy !req
320. You know, we don't really
care about your opinion.Copy !req
321. You're just a tie-breaker.Copy !req
322. Um, Pam?Copy !req
323. Oh, hey, Michael.Copy !req
324. I'm just gonna
go to Carbondale
to price some shredders.Copy !req
325. I'll see you later.
Okay.Copy !req
326. Gabe!
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
327. You can't be in here.
This is a ladies' bathroom.Copy !req
328. No, Erin,
I respect your privacy,Copy !req
329. but I will
follow you in hereCopy !req
330. every time you go if
that's what it takes.Copy !req
331. Hey, Creed.Copy !req
332. Not cool, man.Copy !req
333. I really think
you should leave.Copy !req
334. Someday, you are going
to tell our grandchildrenCopy !req
335. about how their grandfather
won you back in
a women's room.Copy !req
336. Gabe, can we talk
about this later?
I have to go. I have to go.Copy !req
337. Just read
the letter under your
windshield wiper, okay?Copy !req
338. It explains everything.Copy !req
339. Okay.
Okay?Copy !req
340. Do you want...
Gabe!Copy !req
341. Well.Copy !req
342. Here's the thing, Rory.Copy !req
343. I think you guys would
hit it off in an odd way.Copy !req
344. I could bring him
a welcome basket.
I'll surprise him.Copy !req
345. Okay, well,
you should give himCopy !req
346. a little time to
settle in, but...Copy !req
347. Does he like jams?
My shelves are
overflowing with preserves.Copy !req
348. Well, no, he hates jams.Copy !req
349. Darryl.
Hey.Copy !req
350. I would like to
give you the only copy
of Somehow I Manage,Copy !req
351. unfinished.Copy !req
352. If there's anybody here
who can finish it,
it's you.Copy !req
353. That's sweet, Mike.Copy !req
354. Let's see here.Copy !req
355. Here's a chapter
called "Gum."
Mmm.Copy !req
356. With one sentence.Copy !req
357. "Everybody likes the guy
who offers them
a stick of gum."Copy !req
358. Mmm-hmm. It's true.Copy !req
359. Darryl, I have
one last wish.Copy !req
360. I would like
to use the baler.Copy !req
361. No. Can't let you
do that, Mike.Copy !req
362. No problem.
Sorry.Copy !req
363. Worth a try.
All right.Copy !req
364. Darryl said I could use
the baler because I'm leaving.Copy !req
365. No.Copy !req
366. All right, guys, well,Copy !req
367. see ya later, warehouse.Copy !req
368. Catch you on
the flippety-flip.Copy !req
369. All right then,
see you, guys.Copy !req
370. Catch you later,
warehouse.Copy !req
371. See you on
the flippety-flip.Copy !req
372. Catch you on
the flippety-flip.Copy !req
373. Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.Copy !req
374. Come on.Copy !req
375. Okay.
So what's our approach?Copy !req
376. You a veteran?
Do I have a month to live?Copy !req
377. You gonna get
married tomorrow? What?Copy !req
378. Hmm?Copy !req
379. I thought we'd
just talk about
our customer serviceCopy !req
380. and exceptional
paper quality.Copy !req
381. That's stupid.Copy !req
382. Well, what do I know?Copy !req
383. I know.
What do you know?Copy !req
384. We gotta get psyched up.
Okay, guy?Copy !req
385. Let's get psyched.Copy !req
386. Is there an animal
shelter on the way?Copy !req
387. Yeah.
Awesome!Copy !req
388. Ani-ani-shelto.Copy !req
389. Here we come.Copy !req
390. Andy, do you know
how to high-five?Copy !req
391. Yeah.Copy !req
392. 'Cause if you do,
now's the time.Copy !req
393. All right.Copy !req
394. Not while I'm driving.Copy !req
395. Catch you guys...Copy !req
396. Catch you guys on
the flippety-flip.Copy !req
397. Flippety-flip.Copy !req
398. Flippety-flip.Copy !req
399. Really?Copy !req
400. Okay, see you guys.Copy !req
401. You know how I met Jo Bennett
and got started on
my ladder of success?Copy !req
402. No, I don't.Copy !req
403. Walking along,
out of work, again,Copy !req
404. thinking to myself,Copy !req
405. "I've only got
enough cash to buy
a sandwich or get drunk."Copy !req
406. And I see this guy
trying to steal
this lady's dog.Copy !req
407. So I grab the dog,
he runs off.Copy !req
408. She's so grateful,
she hires me.Copy !req
409. Aw, wow.Copy !req
410. Gimme that dog!Copy !req
411. It's not your dog!Copy !req
412. Yeah.Copy !req
413. Again.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
414. Gimme that damn dog,
you... thief!Copy !req
415. It's her dog!
Okay.Copy !req
416. Don't ever do it again!Copy !req
417. You hear me?Copy !req
418. You feel that energy?Copy !req
419. Mmm-hmm.
Yeah?Copy !req
420. Whoo! Yeah.Copy !req
421. Okay, again.Copy !req
422. I know that Gabe is young
and hot and everything,Copy !req
423. and he's begging me
to reconsider,Copy !req
424. but I just think I'm in love
with someone else.Copy !req
425. Kevin?
Andy.Copy !req
426. Ah.Copy !req
427. I wish I knew who
my birth mother wasCopy !req
428. so she could just
tell me who to choose.Copy !req
429. Maybe neither.Copy !req
430. I'm not attracted
to Kevin.Copy !req
431. Erin, listen to me.Copy !req
432. You shouldn't rush
into this at all.
And you know why?Copy !req
433. Because you are beautiful,
and you are fun,Copy !req
434. and you are smart.Copy !req
435. And when
the right guy comes along,
you'll know it.Copy !req
436. You will.Copy !req
437. Hey.Copy !req
438. And you know what?Copy !req
439. You don't need a mom,Copy !req
440. because you have my number
and you can call me anytime.Copy !req
441. Extension 147.Copy !req
442. I know.Copy !req
443. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
444. Did you want
the 2726 or the 2730?Copy !req
445. Phyllis? Phyllis,
are my mittens done?Copy !req
446. No. No.
I'm on a sale...Copy !req
447. Okay, listen,
it's 2:00 p.m.Copy !req
448. From now until 4:00,
your priority is knitting.Copy !req
449. Knit like the wind.Copy !req
450. Okay, Michael.Copy !req
451. Dwight, I will
be leaving tomorrow.Copy !req
452. Yes?
So I wanted
to give you that.Copy !req
453. It's a letter of
recommendation.Copy !req
454. This is gonna be good.Copy !req
455. "To whom it may concern."Copy !req
456. Good, real personal.
Thanks, Michael.Copy !req
457. "The dictionary
defines 'superlative'Copy !req
458. "as 'of the highest kind,
quality, or order,Copy !req
459. "'surpassing all else
or others. Supreme.'"Copy !req
460. That's great.Copy !req
461. If I wanted
the dictionary definition,
I'd buy a dictionary.Copy !req
462. "I define it as
Dwight Schrute.Copy !req
463. "As a sales executive,
as a leader, as a man,
and as a friend,Copy !req
464. "he is of
the highest kind, quality,
and order. Supreme."Copy !req
465. Lots more like that.
Really repetitive.Copy !req
466. What's this?Copy !req
467. "2:45 behind the building,
paintball."Copy !req
468. Oh!Copy !req
469. Come on, come on!
Come on!Copy !req
470. Ow!Copy !req
471. I would like to
start by just saying
that I have not worked withCopy !req
472. Mr. Andy Bernard
here for very long.Copy !req
473. But I can say that
he is no Michael Scott.Copy !req
474. I can't sit here
and tell you that he's
gonna be a success.Copy !req
475. I can't sit here
and tell you that he's even
the best man for the job.Copy !req
476. But I can say this.Copy !req
477. He's got potential.Copy !req
478. Sure.Copy !req
479. You know, I always say,
"Go big or go home."Copy !req
480. You go with this guy,Copy !req
481. you could be making
the biggest mistake
of your life.Copy !req
482. Or the biggest good
decision of your life.Copy !req
483. It's either gonna be
the best thing you ever did,Copy !req
484. or the worst thing
you ever did.Copy !req
485. If you want some boring,
white bread clock-watcher,Copy !req
486. who's gonna
get you your paperCopy !req
487. when you ordered it
for the agreed-upon price,Copy !req
488. Andy's not your guy.Copy !req
489. You ever play
Russian roulette?Copy !req
490. Time to spin the chamber,
Boris...Copy !req
491. By signing up
for another year.Copy !req
492. What happened to you?Copy !req
493. You should see
the other guy.Copy !req
494. Jim, where is Pam?Copy !req
495. She's still pricing
the whatevers...
The shredders.Copy !req
496. But it is already 3:00.Copy !req
497. Right.Copy !req
498. Whether you're
scared of dying,
or dying alone,Copy !req
499. or dying drunk in a ditch,Copy !req
500. don't be.Copy !req
501. It's going to be okay.Copy !req
502. Yeah,
I was tripling up.Copy !req
503. There's not enough
time in the dayCopy !req
504. to have a special
moment with everybody.Copy !req
505. And you,
why are you still here?Copy !req
506. I'm either
gonna quit todayCopy !req
507. or stay to make sure
that Andy's career
is destroyed.Copy !req
508. No, you are not
going to quit today.Copy !req
509. For goodness sake,Copy !req
510. this is not going to be
your last day at the office.Copy !req
511. Everybody
gets dumped, Gabe.Copy !req
512. Can I give you
a piece of advice?Copy !req
513. A little cover-up
on your Adam's apple
will make it appear smaller,Copy !req
514. which will make you
look less like
a transvestite.Copy !req
515. That is cold, sir.Copy !req
516. Absolutely cold.
You know what?Copy !req
517. It was a complete
waste of my time.Copy !req
518. Uh, Deangelo, I'm...Copy !req
519. I forgot my bag,
so I'm gonna...Copy !req
520. I'll meet you in the car.
Okay, whatever.Copy !req
521. Sir.Copy !req
522. I'd just like to
apologize for that.Copy !req
523. I could tell you that he has
a steel plate in his head,Copy !req
524. or that he's crazy,Copy !req
525. but the truth is,
I think he's just
a terrible salesman.Copy !req
526. And I want you to know
that if you re-up with us,Copy !req
527. anything you need,
day or night,Copy !req
528. I will be the one
to take your call.Copy !req
529. Keep talking.Copy !req
530. Yes.Copy !req
531. Okay. All right.Copy !req
532. No. Well, thank you.Copy !req
533. Thank you.
All right. Take care.Copy !req
534. You'll never guess.
We did it.Copy !req
535. Hey!Copy !req
536. All right.Copy !req
537. All right.Copy !req
538. Good job, boss. Yeah.
We did it.Copy !req
539. Okay, everybody, come on.Copy !req
540. Conference room,
five seconds! Here we go!Copy !req
541. Hurry up! Let's do this!Copy !req
542. Yes. What is this about?Copy !req
543. What is this meeting about?
All right.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
544. Well...Copy !req
545. Okay. Here we are in
the conference room.Copy !req
546. Once again.Copy !req
547. And I just wanted to
call you all here togetherCopy !req
548. because I have
something important...Copy !req
549. Well, there's
two things, actually.Copy !req
550. Okay, first, I would like
a whereabouts on Pam,Copy !req
551. and, secondly, Phyllis,
how are those mittens coming?Copy !req
552. Because I would actually
like to bring them home
and pack them,Copy !req
553. and I am leaving
for the day at 4:00.Copy !req
554. They're almost done,Copy !req
555. but my knuckles are
swelling a little,
and I can't...Copy !req
556. Well, power through
the arthritis, Phyllis.
You can do it.Copy !req
557. Is that it?Copy !req
558. Um, hmm?Copy !req
559. Is that it?Copy !req
560. Um... Hmm.Copy !req
561. No.Copy !req
562. No.Copy !req
563. There's a special guest
that I would like to inviteCopy !req
564. to say one last goodbye,
so here he comes.Copy !req
565. He's coming right in.Copy !req
566. Hi, everybody!Copy !req
567. It's Ping!Copy !req
568. And I'm here to say goodbye
to all you wonderful people.Copy !req
569. Thank you, everybody!Copy !req
570. You've been so wonderful.Copy !req
571. We were such a good...
Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
572. I "rove" you all.Copy !req
573. I "rove" you very much.Copy !req
574. Hey, can I talk to
you for a second?
Sure.Copy !req
575. See you later!Copy !req
576. So I've been
meaning to tell you.Copy !req
577. I want to take
you out for lunch.Copy !req
578. For your last day.Copy !req
579. Oh.Copy !req
580. What do you think?
Tomorrow? Lunch?
You and me?Copy !req
581. Okay.Copy !req
582. You're not leaving tomorrow.Copy !req
583. You're leaving today, right?Copy !req
584. Maybe.Copy !req
585. Wow, so that's it, huh?Copy !req
586. Just 4:00 and you
are gone for good.Copy !req
587. Why am I so sad?Copy !req
588. Am I doing
the wrong thing?Copy !req
589. Absolutely not.Copy !req
590. It's just that sometimes
goodbyes are a bitch.Copy !req
591. T-shirt idea.
"Goodbyes stink."Copy !req
592. Okay. All right. So...Copy !req
593. James Halpert...Copy !req
594. You started
with this companyCopy !req
595. as a fine young man.Copy !req
596. You know what I
think we should do?Copy !req
597. I think we should just save
the goodbyes for tomorrow.Copy !req
598. At lunch.Copy !req
599. Oh.Copy !req
600. Okay.Copy !req
601. And then tomorrowCopy !req
602. I can tell youCopy !req
603. what a great boss
you turned out to be.Copy !req
604. Best boss I ever had.Copy !req
605. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
606. That's my cab.Copy !req
607. All right.
All right.Copy !req
608. Listen, Michael,
I really...Copy !req
609. I did text Pam, but...Copy !req
610. I know. It's okay.Copy !req
611. Just give her a hug,
all right?Copy !req
612. I will see you
tomorrow at lunch.Copy !req
613. I am looking forward
to lunch.Copy !req
614. And hearing about
what a great boss I am.Copy !req
615. You got it.Copy !req
616. Okay.Copy !req
617. Okay.Copy !req
618. Phyllis.Copy !req
619. Oh, they're still not done.Copy !req
620. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
621. Let me see.
Oh, Phyllis.Copy !req
622. Nice try.Copy !req
623. I love them.Copy !req
624. See ya tomorrow, boss.Copy !req
625. Later, guys.Copy !req
626. Well,
got almost everybody, so...Copy !req
627. Holly's my family now.Copy !req
628. She's my family.Copy !req
629. And the babies
that I make with her
will be my children.Copy !req
630. The people that you
work with are just,Copy !req
631. when you get down to it,
your very best friends.Copy !req
632. They say on your deathbedCopy !req
633. you never wish
you spent more time
at the office,Copy !req
634. but I will.Copy !req
635. Got to be a lot better
than a deathbed.Copy !req
636. I actually don't
understand deathbeds.Copy !req
637. I mean, who would buy that?Copy !req
638. Well, I guess this is it.Copy !req
639. Hey, will you guys
let me know
if this ever airs?Copy !req
640. Thank you.Copy !req
641. All right. Oh.Copy !req
642. This is gonna feel so goodCopy !req
643. getting this thing
off my chest.Copy !req
644. That's what she said.Copy !req
645. No, he wasn't sad.Copy !req
646. He was full of hope.Copy !req
647. About Colorado.Copy !req
648. And he was hoping
to get an upgrade
as an awards member.Copy !req
649. And he said he was
just real excited
to get home and see Holly.Copy !req
650. Well, if he's not
gonna make it,Copy !req
651. at least we should go
ahead and eat the cake.Copy !req
652. Yeah.Copy !req
653. I, for one,
love the corners.Copy !req
654. Why did I just do that?Copy !req
655. This is not even that good.Copy !req
656. I don't even want it.Copy !req
657. I had cake for lunch.Copy !req
658. No, you know what?
I've been good.
I deserve this.Copy !req
659. Um...Copy !req
660. What am I doing?
Come on, Deangelo.Copy !req
661. Hey...Copy !req
662. No!Copy !req
663. Uh-oh.Copy !req
664. No!Copy !req