1. Late every day this week.
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in this building?
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for new sources of revenue.
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15. Welcome to the sesame Avenue
daycare center
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16. For infants and toddlers.
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17. - You remember my cousin Mose?
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18. - Welcome, children.
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19. - Were you painting
in the dark?
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21. - Oh, no, no, I like to think
of it as the kids' place.
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23. - I don't think
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25. - Yeah.
- Come on.
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27. And cognitive development area.
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28. These are English, uh, letters.
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29. I see you found
our magical toy box, Jim.
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and knives from the break room.
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that's mister fork,
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37. - Don't beat yourself up.
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38. - We come fully equipped
with a restroom,
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in success.
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41. - Who will be
watching the children?
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The door locks from the outside.
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- but I'll tell you this.
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real good.
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51. - I promise you,
that door locks.
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52. - What's something
you did that...
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53. - This is the worst!
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I hate looking at your face.
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58. I committed
corporate punishment.
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59. My bad.
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60. It's over, it's done.
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63. - Michael's been assigned six
hours of mandatory counseling
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a degree in social work.
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67. Would just ask
a few standard questions
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to do some good here.
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70. - I know what you wanna ask me.
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71. "did your mom
ever see you naked?"
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72. - We can do this
with more privacy.
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73. - So you can molest me?
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I don't think so.
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78. That's the key.
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79. - Boycott the steamtown mall!
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80. Everyone, you heard me.
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81. Cancel all your business
with the steamtown mall!
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82. - The mall itself,
or the stores in the mall?
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83. - All of it!
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84. The mall, the stores,
the kiosks.
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85. - America's one big mall.
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86. - Did something happen, Dwight?
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Oh, yeah.
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92. - You don't wanna know.
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to imagine a place
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from the yogurt shop
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on Sunday afternoons.
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Michael's getting help.
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and he's stupid.
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if anything changes.
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or whatever it is.
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107. Tell me everything's
gonna be okay.
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108. - Everything's gonna be okay.
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109. - Tell me I'm good at sales.
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110. - You're good...
you're good at sales.
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111. - The unfair thing
about working in sales
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is almost all commission.
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115. I guess that's fair.
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- What?
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all my clients at the mall
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121. And I'm gonna do the same
with all of your clients.
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122. - No, you will not.
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123. - Oh, yes, I will.
That mall is corrupt.
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we can't do that.
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just tell us what happened?
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127. - Yeah.
What happened, Dwight?
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128. - Okay?
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129. - You guys know me,
you know that I'm...
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the corner of my eye
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Mose down to the mall
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135. To get his blood pressure
at the rite aid.
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136. And I thought, you know,
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138. You know, I had a great
crop yield this fall.
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139. - So what happened?
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140. - I went to the store
and I pressed the buzzer,
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141. And they looked right at me,
and then they looked away.
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142. And then I pressed
the buzzer again,
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143. And they started
taking pictures of me
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145. I guess I'm not the kind of guy
that's good enough
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146. For precious heirlooms.
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147. - You know what, Dwight?
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148. You need to go back there,
and you need to
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149. Pretty woman
their asses.
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150. - We should start our own mall.
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151. - Yeah!
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152. - Wait, wait, wait.
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153. Actually, that's
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156. - Dwight, how about this?
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go down to that store
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159. And we teach
those snobs a lesson.
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160. - No, you and I... And I.
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- Okay.
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162. - Good.
All right.
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163. - Did you assume that I would
automatically side
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snobby shop owner?
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165. How about now?
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166. How about now?
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167. How about now?
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168. How about now?
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169. - Uh, what's your
favorite flavor of...
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170. - One hour.
- What?
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171. - One hour.
We've done one hour.
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174. I wanna do all six hours today.
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175. - Okay, I can't count the hour
if you don't talk.
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176. - No, no, no... No.
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all I had to do
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178. Is sit here for six hours.
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180. - Michael, it's up to me
to check off the boxes,
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unless I honestly...
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182. - Do you have any idea
how angry that is making me?
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183. - Tell me.
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to maybe really get somewhere.
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185. - Yes, I will.
I will talk all right.
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186. Be careful
what you wish for, Toby.
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187. Apparently theres a
famous Hollywood movie
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188. From the 1980s...
beautiful girl.
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189. - Pretty woman.
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190. - Um, apparently...
- Pretty woman.
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191. - It's one of the best revenge
stories of all time,
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192. In which this sex worker,
who is the protagonist...
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194. Andy, how does it...
- no, no, no.
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195. - What?
- I wanna hear you tell it.
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196. - Okay, um, the sex worker
is denied service
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197. At a fancy store because
she does not look wealthy.
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198. She later returns,
dressed in all the trappings
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199. Of extravagant wealth,
but instead of shopping...
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200. - Julia Roberts goes in
the store, and she's like,
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201. "I was in here yesterday, and
you people wouldn't help me."
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202. And the shopgirl
goes, "oh."
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203. And then Julia Roberts goes,
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204. "you girls work
on commission, right?"
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205. And the girl's like,
"yeah."
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207. - "big mistake. Huge."
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208. - I was telling...
I was telling that.
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209. - How many paper supplies and
ink cartridges to go with that?
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210. Okay, sure.
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211. - Who can I speak to
in this office
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on window treatments?
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213. - I don't know.
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214. - Is one of you
the office administrator?
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215. - I.
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218. - Uh, we're not interested.
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219. We're not interested at all.
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220. There are a few ways
to get promoted.
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221. One is to wait for an opening
and apply for it.
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222. That's the main way.
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223. But this could work.
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224. - Toby, can I really
tell you anything?
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225. - Of course.
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226. - Well, the other night,
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at the table,
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228. Eating my penis...
I mean peas.
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229. That was weird.
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230. - All right.
- That's weird.
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232. From the fact that I was...
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239. You might think he's a puppet,
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241. But there's a lower half.
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242. - Office administrator.
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243. So when did this happen?
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244. - A few months ago.
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to someone at corporate.
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246. - Mm-hmm.
- Who isn't there anymore.
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247. And I think the paperwork
just got lost in the shuffle.
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248. Can you believe that?
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249. - Typical... Yeah, totally.
Well, congrats.
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250. - Thanks, yeah.
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251. So I'm... I'm just gonna take care
of stuff around the office
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252. And get paid
a reasonable salary.
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253. We need that, right?
- Totally, that's great.
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254. - I get paid $40,000 a year.
- Great.
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255. - Maybe $50,000.
- $50,000!
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256. - No, not $50,000.
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257. $41,000, I think.
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258. - $41,000.
- $41,500.
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259. - That's great.
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260. - Before me stands
your coworker,
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262. Dwight, show them all sides,
turn around.
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263. Now, today we need your help
turning Dwight into a gentleman.
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264. - A gentleman,
who is a rich snob.
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265. Who will go into shopping malls
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266. And drop huge amounts of cash
on clothes.
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267. - Is he still
doing his boycott?
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268. - No, no, this is instead
of the boycott. Yeah.
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269. - Your shirt and tie
are disgusto-barfo.
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270. - Agreed.
- Really?
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271. - Maybe something
not so monochromatic.
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273. - Wait, less matching
to appear more rich?
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274. - The glasses are a little...
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276. - I thought
they were kind of cute.
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277. - Yeah, I liked them too.
- I can't see.
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"good morning, good afternoon."
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280. - Wait, I see you every day.
Can I say, "good month?"
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281. - I'm telling you
how to do this, man.
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282. - If someone
offers you a cocktail,
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your wits about you.
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284. - Okay.
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285. - Please and thank you
go a long way.
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286. - Copy.
Thank you.
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287. - Thank you.
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288. - Please.
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289. I think he's got it.
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290. - And I was raised by wolves.
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291. I was 25 years old before
I saw my first human being.
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a full moon tonight?
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293. - Come on, Michael.
These are all fake stories.
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294. - Yes, yes,
they are all fake stories.
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295. What sort of twisted mind
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296. Would come up with
weird stories like that?
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297. Three hours,
we're halfway done.
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298. - How?
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299. - Hey, do you have a second?
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300. - Yeah.
- Well, as I'm sure you know,
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301. For the past few months,
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302. I've been the office
administrator,
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303. Since right before
you guys took over.
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304. - Right, of course.
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305. - And I haven't goen paid yet.
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306. I'm not blaming you.
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307. - Thank you so much.
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308. - I just think somebody
lost the paperwork.
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309. - Oh, boy.
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head's signature on this,
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311. So I can back this up
to corporate?
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312. - Yes, absolutely, right away.
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313. - You know what, Michael?
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314. You're right.
You win.
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315. This is pointless.
We're not getting anywhere.
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ever comes over.
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run out the clock
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319. By playing games, drawing
some pictures, talking?
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320. - We present to you,
for your final comments
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321. And approval,
Dwight k. Schrute.
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322. - Go get 'em, Dwight.
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323. - Wish us luck.
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324. - Thank you.
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325. - Dwight.
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326. Ooh, all done.
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327. Disposable cameras are fun,
although it does seem wasteful
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328. And you don't ever
get to see your pictures.
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329. If it's an important event
that you want to remember,
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330. I recommend
using a real camera.
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331. But I don't care
if I forget today.
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332. - We could play something more
complicated if you'd like.
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333. - This is plenty complicated.
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334. - So you've played it before?
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335. - I played it
once or twice with Jeff.
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337. - Jeff was
my mother's boyfriend,
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339. - So her husband
and your stepdad.
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340. - Yeah.
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341. Yeah, I guess I never
thought of it that way, though.
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342. - Did you guys
do much stuff together?
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once, I remember.
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345. It was weird, though;
They took the pitcher
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and I felt really bad
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347. Because the pitcher
wasn't going to be able to play
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349. But Jeff said that the manager
was making a really good move
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respected the manager.
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354. - Ahem.
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355. - What?
- My place, tonight.
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356. Wear this.
- Do you have your card?
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357. - Yes.
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358. - Don't forget the pipe.
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359. - It's really sad
that your dog ran away,
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360. But why did it keep you
from going to the park?
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361. - I was afraid I would find him
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362. In the park
playing with another kid.
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363. - Why?
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364. - I guess that's why I thought
he ran away in the first place...
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365. To find a kid he liked better.
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366. - Dogs don't do that.
- Right?
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367. Why would a dog do that?
- I don't know.
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368. - When I hear myself say it,
it just sounds ridiculous.
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369. But I never
said it out loud, so...
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370. - It's very important for you
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371. To be liked, isn't it?
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372. - Well, let's not get too...
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373. This isn't
a counseling session.
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375. You son of a gun.
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376. You son of a bitch.
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377. Wow, okay.
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378. - I'm just trying
to help you, Michael.
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379. - You bitch, God!
- Michael.
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380. - You're very helpful,
aren't you?
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381. - I'm trying to...
- you try to help everybody.
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383. - I just wanna...
- you are good.
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You can't help people.
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help your marriage.
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386. - Hey.
- Lose, you lose.
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387. I don't need your help,
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388. Nobody needs your help.
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389. Nobody wants it!
You can't help anybody.
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390. I don't need your help!
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391. Am I gonna make you cry?
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392. - Just fill them out
any way you want.
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393. - Okay.
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394. - Have Erin
fax them back to corporate.
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395. - Will do.
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396. - Okay,
filled out... Good.
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397. Thank you, doctor,
take two of these
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398. And call me in the morning.
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399. - Hey, Michael?
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401. I was talking...
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402. There are a lot of
one-person departments here,
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403. So there's a lot
of department heads.
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if I can pull this off,
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406. It will be
the scam of all scams.
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407. And yet,
very helpful to everyone.
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408. - So corporate got
your evaluations,
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409. And they wanted me
to double-check...
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410. Is that really how you feel
about Michael's situation?
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411. - Yes.
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412. - That is not
how he seemed to me.
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413. - I thought he seemed fine.
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414. - You marked "severe"
in all the categories,
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for homicidal behavior."
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416. - I saw a TLC show
on Kate Walsh's home office.
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418. - We can do that.
- Right in here.
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419. - Easily.
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420. - Knock, knock.
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421. Pam?
Perfect.
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to the office administrator
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423. About a little office
administration problem.
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424. - But of course.
- Great.
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426. Is about
the office administrator.
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427. I have gone through everything
from the past three years.
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429. That you're
office administrator.
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430. - So weird that
there's no paperwork.
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431. - At all.
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432. - Although, like,
unlikely things happen
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433. All the time.
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she went to Australia,
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and she met this guy
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436. Who lived only two streets
away from her in America.
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437. - Pam, I don't want
to accuse you of anything.
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to be back
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442. - Admit what?
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443. - I don't want to say it.
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444. - Say it.
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445. - Say that I'm lying,
or say I have the job.
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446. Make a definitive
statement, Gabe.
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447. - Statements of such a nature,
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448. While they have their place,
are overused
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449. In a competitive
business environment.
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450. - Great.
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451. Well, let me know
if you need a new chair,
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452. Or anything that an office
administrator can handle.
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453. - Will do.
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454. Could I get
one of those nameplates
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455. That says "Gabe lewis"?
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456. - For sure.
Anything else?
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457. I'll get it right away.
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458. The first lesson of watching
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459. World poker tour
at 2:00 A.M.:
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460. You play the opponent,
not the cards.
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461. - Is that what we're here for?
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462. A crystal wizard.
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463. I like it.
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464. - It's a pewter wizard,
holding a crystal.
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465. - Wait a second.
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466. You know you
can't buy that now, right?
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467. I can come back
and get it for you later,
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468. But I'm saying right now,
we can't do that.
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469. - Right.
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470. 'cause I'm here Revenge.
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471. - That's it.
- Okay.
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472. - Let me know
if I can help you with anything.
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473. - Excuse me, sir.
- Yes?
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474. - I was here yesterday,
and you refused to wait on me.
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475. - I remember, yes.
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476. I'm terribly sorry
about what happened.
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477. - You work on commission,
don't you?
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478. - Stop, stop.
- No.
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479. - Hold on one second.
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480. Did you just say
you remember him?
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481. - Of course.
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482. But, uh, he looks
much less threatening now.
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483. - What does that mean?
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484. - We had a safety concern.
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485. We very politely indicated
that he'd be welcomed back...
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486. - Good morning.
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487. - If he were in accordance
with our dress policy.
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488. - What?
- The bloodstained hands.
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489. - It was beet juice.
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490. I'm a beet farmer, id...
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491. - I'm very sorry.
- Good sir.
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492. I happened to have been working
a very long day that day,
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493. When I came
to your fine estab...
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494. You are so...
I'm gonna...
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495. Okay, listen,
you can't treat...
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496. Thank you.
Good morning, sir!
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497. - Okay.
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498. - You made a big mistake!
Huge!
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499. - There it is.
All right.
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500. - That was pretty good.
- Thank you. Please.
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501. I'll take the wizard.
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502. - Uh, okay.
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503. - You forged them.
You forged the forms.
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504. - You filled them in
and faxed them yourself.
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505. - Yes.
- You remember that.
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506. - Yes, but you had me
so worked up
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507. That I made a mistake.
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508. - Unless a part of you
made that mistake on purpose.
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509. - You don't make a mistake on
purpose, Toby.
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510. Then it's no longer a mistake.
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511. Gabe.
He messed it up.
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512. He messed up the forms, I bet.
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513. I wanna mess everything up
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514. So I can fix it
and keep my job.
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515. - Good thing I'm here,
'cause I do nothing.
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516. I make
everybody nervous. Aah!
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517. Okay.
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518. That's your notebook?
All right.
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519. All right.
Let's bang this out.
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520. Let's do it to it.
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521. That's the office, huh?
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522. Look at that.
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523. Angela's cat.
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524. Why is Angela taller than Dwight?
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525. Right, oh..
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526. I wonder why, uh...
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527. It feels like that.
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528. Psychiatrists tend to be more
crazy than their patients.
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529. Therapists are whores.
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530. Psychiatry is a
narcissism machine.
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531. I learn more from Dr. ♪
than from Dr. Froyd.
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532. Earth.
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533. You don't have to be
crazy to live here.
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534. But it helps.
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535. I don't know... Just
use the best one.
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