The Office 7x18

1. I have the best stocked survival shelter

2. in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

3. But everything has a shelf life, so I must eat

4. and then replace everything that's about to expire.

5. It's nice not to have to plan my meals.

6. You're eating eight-year-old tomatoes.

7. They're still good for another week.

8. You know, I think I might have some type of cheese

9. in the back of my fridge you might like.

10. I've got some cheese you might like too.

11. In between my toes.

12. Har-de-har-har. All right, picture this.

13. Snowy ash drizzles from the sky.

14. A rabid pack of dogs surrounds you as the flame

15. at the end of your stick dies out.

16. There's only one hope left for you:

17. The door to my shelter.

18. You pound, you beg. "Dwight, please let me in."

19. But I ignore your cries and do not let you in.

20. You wanna know why?

21. Because of the sign that says "No pounding, no begging."

22. No, because you laughed at me.

23. Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave.

24. Jim will be made a warlord's jester.

25. Meredith will do okay.

26. Be assured this day will come.

27. It's just a matter of time.

28. Could be one month, could be two months.

29. - Three months. - Could be.

30. Four months.

31. I could see that happening, yes.

32. Eight months?

33. That's a realistic timeline.

34. 11 months.

35. Perhaps.

36. Okay, wait, now really think hard about this one.

37. One year.

38. I could see that as a very real possibility.

39. 494 months.

40. I could see that happening.

41. 495 months. That's just—

42. You are gonna love her.

43. You are going to love Holly.

44. All I care is if she likes me.

45. I want to get off the road.

46. My butt skin can't handle another

47. four-hour ride to Bingham.

48. Your butt skin is in my hands now.

49. Welcome home.

50. Todd Packer and I used to work together in this office.

51. It was the best of times, it was the awesomest of times.

52. By the time I became manager, he had already hit the road.

53. And now Packer wants to come home.

54. And oh, look, Toby's not here to block it.

55. And oh, look, look who's here to sign off on it,

56. my boo, Holly.

57. I really thought I was becoming

58. too much of a womanizer.

59. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses.

60. Still not seeing the problem there.

61. All right.

62. Truth is, I got a couple love bumps on my ding-dong,

63. so I was like, "Oh, game over."

64. Okay, yep, yep.

65. You know, Penicillin's gonna cure it.

66. It's gonna be fine, but until then.

67. Mm.

68. Sometimes I'd wake up and not know what state I was in.

69. Pennsylvania, New York.

70. That's the route I was on.

71. I went from Pennsylvania to New York.

72. And I got sick of it.

73. The back and forth, the not knowing.

74. Always waking up next to a stranger.

75. - Hi. - Hi.

76. You must be Todd.

77. Whoa, I'm sorry. Michael, I thought

78. we were meeting Holly today, not Jennifer Aniston.

79. Very funny.

80. I've heard so much about you.

81. Well, don't believe everything you read

82. on the FBI's most wanted list.

83. - Okay, let's get started. - After you.

84. Okay.

85. Oh, Michael, this'll be just us.

86. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

87. Just so you know, he's at his funniest

88. when you've given him, like, five shots.

89. Okay.

90. And it also helps if you've had five shots.

91. - I already have. - Oh.

92. Why is Packer back?

93. Oh, is Packer here?

94. Why is he talking to Holly?

95. Don't know, don't care.

96. I just want to add one last thing.

97. I spent a lot of time on the road listening to music.

98. And one of my favorite artists is John Cougar Mellencamp.

99. He sings about the importance of hometowns.

100. Holly, this is my hometown.

101. And this branch is my little pink house.

102. Well, Michael loves you,

103. and your sales speak for themselves.

104. - So... - Oh!

105. Yes! The pack is back.

106. Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you

107. to a man who needs no introduction,

108. probably because most of you have done it with him.

109. Just kidding. He wouldn't be interested in any of you.

110. In all seriousness,

111. Todd Packer is a permanent salesman

112. at this branch.

113. And I would like to invite you now to welcome him

114. - with open arms. - Yes!

115. What?

116. It's great to be among friends.

117. And until then, you suckers will do.

118. Nice.

119. - We got burned. - You did.

120. You got burned, because Packer's back.

121. Packer is turning in his car for a desk.

122. He is turning in his dashboard for a keyboard.

123. He is turning in his condoms for a condominium,

124. although he's probably going to have to use condoms

125. - from here on out. - Sorry, ladies.

126. Holly... You approved this?

127. Yes, I did.

128. I think Todd's gonna make a great addition to the staff.

129. - You did approve it? - Yeah, I did.

130. What don't you understand about the word "approved"?

131. It seems a couple of you

132. don't know what the word "approved" means.

133. It means she said it was okay, and it's happening.

134. I have very little patience for stupidity.

135. Sorry we're late. Gabe fell in the shower.

136. Such a klutz.

137. Yeah, and it took the fire department

138. forever to get there.

139. Oh, my god. Where did this come from?

140. Who did this?

141. I got Erin a new computer

142. because the one at reception sucked.

143. I should know.

144. And I don't want to say the other one was old,

145. but its IP number was one.

146. Right?

147. I don't want to say my computer was bad

148. because I was really grateful for it.

149. But usually it was quicker for me to drive over

150. to the library and do my computer stuff there

151. and then drive back.

152. - Do you like it? - I love it.

153. You can have two boxes open at one time.

154. It's not hot.

155. Oh, my gosh, there's so much room down here.

156. I can have crazy legs.

157. Thank you, Pam.

158. Aw, you're welcome.

159. My pleasure.

160. Can I do something for you?

161. I just helped someone out. It feels good.

162. Nice.

163. You know, I cleaned up our daughter for, like, an hour

164. at 4:00 a.m. This morning, so...

165. So you know the feeling.

166. Special delivery for Dwight K. Schrute.

167. I didn't order anything.

168. And I don't have anything for you.

169. But I do want to talk to you about something.

170. We have been thinking about where Packer should sit,

171. and we can't just sit around waiting for Creed to die.

172. I can't die.

173. As long as this fella in China is still alive.

174. Long story.

175. Well, there's a lot of seats in the annex.

176. Some empty desks, wonderful place.

177. So you wouldn't mind permanently relocating

178. so that Packer can take this desk here.

179. Thanks, man. It would mean a lot to me.

180. I've been sitting here for ten years, Michael.

181. Well, I was there for 12 years.

182. Plus, my name's carved under the desk.

183. - No, it is not. - It is too.

184. Where? Let me see this.

185. Right there.

186. Check it out.

187. Michael, I don't want to move desks.

188. Don't be a baby. We're—okay, there it is.

189. "Packer was here and so was your mom."

190. - Yeah. - Do I have any say in this?

191. no!

192. It's $20 to watch, Halpert. Oh.

193. - Wait, are we being humped? - No, just helping you.

194. Oh, oh, I got a wild one.

195. Whoo!

196. Oh, I feel so dirty.

197. - You're a good sport, Halpert. - Oh, god, that's fun.

198. Who's next?

199. Hey.

200. Whose dirt box is this?

201. That's our zen garden.

202. What do you grow in here, bull crap?

203. Hey, Holly.

204. Hey.

205. What's up, guys?

206. Don't "what's up?" us.

207. You think you're so cute with your pretty blonde hair.

208. Whoa, whoa. Pull it back.

209. Um, why did you hire Todd Packer?

210. Michael said everyone loved him.

211. Oh, Michael said. Okay, Michael said, guys.

212. - Michael said. - He's seriously awful.

213. I mean, he's worse than Dwight.

214. Uh, thank you.

215. I hate to say it, but it looks like

216. you've allowed your relationship

217. to affect your judgment.

218. Excuse me?

219. Toby never would have let this happen.

220. Yeah, he probably wouldn't have.

221. Wait, why are you here?

222. I don't like to be in the big room alone.

223. Holly, why didn't you ask us. We would have told you.

224. Well, Michael's recommendation was glowing.

225. Honestly, he's been nothing but nice to me.

226. That's how he gets you to take off your panties.

227. - Why are you nodding? - United front.

228. Okay, look, we can't fire someone

229. because we don't like him.

230. Right, this isn't the U.S. government.

231. What are you referencing?

232. Everything. Everything.

233. Do any of you have any concrete complaints

234. about something he's done?

235. Well, I mean, he humped Michael.

236. Well, if that's the case,

237. I guess I've got to be fired too.

238. Ew.

239. You know what, forget it.

240. She is so afraid of losing Michael

241. that she's willing to sell us all down the river.

242. You know what the worst thing is?

243. I have to sit next to her. Go back to your desks.

244. While you still have them.

245. You want to order a pizza for lunch later?

246. Sure, extra cheese.

247. Hey. Hey, you guys.

248. The yarmouth regatta video is up.

249. Gather round. Check it out.

250. This guy's on a full beam reach.

251. They're hiking out like mad.

252. Luff him up. Luff him up.

253. Nice—ah!

254. This computer's a hunk of junk.

255. You should try turning it off and then turning it on again.

256. Will turning it off and back on again make

257. my computer stop being a million years old?

258. Hey, sailor, come watch your regatta over here.

259. Where did you get this?

260. Pam gave it to me.

261. This is a sick computer.

262. Gwen Stefani has this computer.

263. Uh, Pamela.

264. Yep?

265. What does a guy have to do to whom

266. to get one of them?

267. You have a computer, Andy.

268. Yeah, but if you donated my computer to Africa,

269. it would become famous as the slowest computer in Africa.

270. Okay, listen,

271. we just don't have the budget for it, okay?

272. Reception needed a computer, so we got one.

273. Well, Andy's desk needs a computer.

274. And, I mean, it's just kind of a coincidence

275. that I work there, but...

276. Yes, but reception is a one-person department.

277. If I get you a new computer,

278. I have to get one for everyone in sales—

279. For Dwight, for Stanley. It would be crazy.

280. So something good happening to Stanley is crazy now.

281. They're not asking for one.

282. I am. I need it.

283. If you're just handing them out, I want one too.

284. Phyllis, nobody's handing anything out.

285. See, that's what I'm talking about.

286. What, are you gonna play mah-jongg faster?

287. I'm sorry, Andy.

288. Hey, guys.

289. - If there's any extras— - There won't be.

290. We got a medium.

291. - Yeah, but if there is any. - We know.

292. - You want it. - No.

293. I want Packer to have it.

294. To feel welcome.

295. Then if he doesn't want it,

296. sure, I'll take it, just to have it.

297. Hey, Packer. Hey.

298. Hey, what's going on, you guys?

299. Yeah. Three Muske-queers.

300. Mean, but good.

301. So, Todd, this must be nice for you, getting off the road.

302. You get to spend some time with your daughter.

303. I don't know.

304. I love her and all, but she's turned into a bitch.

305. Most days she's great, but some days she acts like her mom.

306. Well, some girls go through a phase.

307. Some girls?

308. Yeah. Your life is so insane.

309. You should write a book.

310. Since when did you learn how to read?

311. I do know how to read, though.

312. Yeah. You know how to read a menu.

313. This guy.

314. I... He's right.

315. I mean, I could lose some weight.

316. Kevin, in sumo culture,

317. you'd be considered a promising up-and-comer.

318. What the heck?

319. Why do you have Erin's computer?

320. It's crazy, right?

321. Erin just wanted me to have it, so we switched.

322. What? Erin, is that true?

323. I just thought he seemed to really need a new computer,

324. and he knows so much about that one.

325. Erin, it's not up to you.

326. This computer was for reception, okay?

327. It's not yours to give away.

328. Pam.

329. When I'm freaking out, I just sort of step back,

330. - take three deep breaths. - I'm not freaking out.

331. - Okay? - And then I ask myself,

332. "Is this worth freaking out about?"

333. Andy, why should she have your crappy computer?

334. Oh, that's interesting.

335. So you also think my computer's crappy.

336. I really think turning it off and back on again

337. would solve everything.

338. Here's what would solve everything.

339. Switch the computers back, Andy.

340. - Seriously? - Seriously.

341. Pam, come on.

342. It's my fault.

343. If anyone's career is gonna be ruined,

344. it should be mine.

345. Okay, no one's career is gonna be ruined, okay?

346. Just switch the computers back.

347. Now, please.

348. Fine!

349. Please make sure nobody is humping me.

350. Oh, if you're going back to the annex,

351. could you take these to Dwight?

352. I think the ants are waking up.

353. They need to start farming soon.

354. Thanks.

355. Best day ever. Best day ever.

356. So much is happening.

357. Oh. Question— Should I get stripes shaved

358. - into the side of my head? - No.

359. - No. - Please.

360. Did Todd tell you to do that?

361. - Yes. - Yeah.

362. You love him, right?

363. You love him. I can tell.

364. - I love you. - No, no, not me.

365. Him. What...?

366. He's certainly opinionated.

367. If you're not gonna take the ants over,

368. I should probably just do it myself.

369. - Oh, I'm going. - Whoa, no.

370. Are you jealous of him...

371. Because you think he's funnier than you?

372. Honey.

373. I don't think he's funnier than me.

374. Oh, he's funnier than me.

375. He's not funny at all.

376. So I'm less funny than not funny at all?

377. Uh-oh, I think the ants are starting to eat each other.

378. No, what I'm saying is he's not funny,

379. - but you're funnier than he is. - Um...

380. Okay, Bill Cosby, Steve Martin,

381. Charlie bit my finger,

382. Michael Scott,

383. then all the way down here,

384. Todd Packer.

385. That's insane.

386. Honey, he's a jerk.

387. Oh, for Pete's sake, it just needs to be done.

388. It is important to me that you like him.

389. Well, honey, look, I don't have to like

390. all your friends.

391. You don't like Lois.

392. Yuck, Lois.

393. Lois is disgusting.

394. She thinks she's better than everybody else.

395. Case in point:

396. "You're not allowed to pet my seeing-eye dog."

397. Well, he wants me to.

398. "Well, he's working and he has a job to do."

399. Well, you're just sitting down.

400. "Well, I'm asking you nicely."

401. Well, I'm asking you nicely.

402. "Well, I wish you wouldn't."

403. - Well, I want— - I want to— I want to pet your dog.

404. Look, it's not just me.

405. Everybody in the office wants him gone.

406. Okay, you know what?

407. People are a little indifferent toward him.

408. - That's fine. - They hate Packer.

409. - No. - They're indifferent to Gabe.

410. Who exactly has a beef with him?

411. Without naming names?

412. Everyone.

413. Think about how many amazing people you would just write off

414. if you couldn't get past a bad first impression?

415. Hey, Cowboy Grandma, why don't you just shut up

416. about your hugging machine?

417. You just told off Temple Grandin.

418. - Todd's not Temple Grandin. - I know.

419. He does a great Temple Grandin impression though.

420. So you two are married now, right?

421. Yeah.

422. That's kind of romantic.

423. You were into each other for a long time.

424. - Yeah, we were. - That's cool.

425. That's sweet.

426. - How's the sex? - Yeah.

427. - Hey, Packer... - Hm?

428. I made you some hot chocolate.

429. Why?

430. 'Cause I want to let bygones be bygones,

431. show you I'm cool.

432. You're the new guy. It's cold out. I made too much.

433. I got this awesome hot chocolate recipe from my wife.

434. That's a lot of reasons.

435. Drink it.

436. I think I'll pass.

437. The only hot chocolate I'm into is Vivica A. Fox.

438. Can I talk to you for a second?

439. - Here. - Okay. Okay.

440. So this hot chocolate thing with Packer...

441. None of your business.

442. Well, you know you can't actually poison him.

443. - Right? - It isn't poison.

444. It's a laxative. People take laxatives all the time.

445. This is just a lot more of a laxative.

446. Let me handle it.

447. I really think we should join forces on this one.

448. 'Cause I know a thing or two about pranking people.

449. You're the worst pranker in the world.

450. You've never once killed or maimed me.

451. That's fair enough.

452. All right, well, what do we think?

453. What would drive him crazy?

454. - I know. - Here we go.

455. Pepto-bismol in his hot chocolate.

456. You have got to stop with the hot-chocolate stuff.

457. Okay.

458. I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers

459. so that they only come out two inches.

460. Then, that way, you can see everything in them,

461. but you can't get at it.

462. Does Edgar Allen Poe know about that one?

463. So sinister.

464. That wouldn't annoy a person at all.

465. Where do you come up with this stuff?

466. All right, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy 101,

467. say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber,

468. and we're giving away free tickets.

469. We give 'em a number to call for the tickets,

470. and it's his number.

471. - That is amazing— - It's pretty good.

472. Ly stupid.

473. Who is Justice Beaver?

474. He— It's a crime-fighting beaver.

475. You think that there's a crime fighting beaver

476. that I haven't heard of?

477. Please.

478. Why don't you write up your best 40 ideas

479. and email 'em to me— Can you do that?

480. Absolutely. I'll email you 100.

481. Yeah. Write up your list of 100,

482. edit it down to your top 40,

483. and I'll read it over.

484. Pam, can I talk to you in private?

485. I don't know if there's really

486. a private place in this office.

487. Well, I put a sign-up sheet in the conference room,

488. and I signed us up for three mods.

489. A mod is five minutes, and it started two minutes ago, so...

490. You did that?

491. Can we talk about this in the meeting?

492. - 'Cause we're already late. - Okay.

493. Wow, when did people sign up for that?

494. - Mind if I close the door? - No.

495. What you did out there earlier was totally uncool.

496. Well, what I was supposed to do, huh—

497. Let you walk all over me?

498. You humiliated me in front of everybody.

499. - Everyone saw! - I made a decision.

500. My whole desk clump, your whole desk clump.

501. - I don't care. - Well, I do!

502. 'Cause Erin saw.

503. Oh.

504. Okay, well, I didn't think about it like that.

505. It's just— I can't do anything about it.

506. I can't replace your computer unless that one breaks.

507. Well, I mean, it's pretty broken already.

508. Well, if it breaks all the way,

509. I can get you a new one.

510. Pretty sneaky, sis.

511. Hey, cats, we got a jam session in mods 6, 9, and 12.

512. You're not allowed to sign up for consecutive mods,

513. but there's no limit on how many mods you sign up for.

514. There are 400 of these.

515. Yeah, I couldn't cut it down.

516. They're all good.

517. So good. "Number three—eat a frog."

518. That sounds promising.

519. "Number four—eat a dog."

520. I don't know, um, from a practical standpoint—

521. 135. Did you like 135?

522. "Eat a brog." Maybe it's 'cause I didn't understand it.

523. I just had a couple of notes.

524. Let me grab a pen and...

525. Damn it.

526. Ah, just when we were—

527. Just when we were getting going.

528. Allow all cookies? Why, "soitenly."

529. Pop-ups? Yes, please.

530. Bit torrent streaming from a somalian music website?

531. Yeah, why not?

532. Oh, I hope you don't get sick, Mr. Computer.

533. Why are you doing this to me, andy?

534. Because I hate your broke ass.

535. How many places you guys have here just to eat?

536. - There's like five. - Mm-hmm, that's true.

537. That's true. That's a great observation.

538. And a 76ers fan to boot. I like that.

539. And you made Hank smile.

540. That doesn't happen often. You're very charming.

541. You know what, that is something

542. that you should take upstairs

543. and use on the people that really matter.

544. - Why? - I don't know.

545. Holly mentioned that there were some complaints

546. and that you had said some things about Kevin.

547. - Holly said that? - Yeah.

548. She was laughing hysterically the whole time.

549. I guess you said something weird about your daughter.

550. She asked me, Michael.

551. It would have been rude not to answer.

552. You've been on the road a long time.

553. And you've been an outdoor cat.

554. And now you have to be an indoor cat,

555. so you can't be peeing all over the walls.

556. And you can't be eating the shoe

557. or chewing out of your cage.

558. I don't know a lot about cats.

559. No, actually, that makes a lot of sense.

560. It does?

561. Maybe I know more about cats than I thought.

562. Michael, can I open the kimono with you?

563. I've been on the road too long.

564. But I want to connect with my daughter.

565. And it's not right to call her a bitch in front of strangers.

566. No, it isn't.

567. You're right. I got to— I got to watch my behavior.

568. Yeah, a little bit.

569. Don't give up on me.

570. I won't.

571. Okay, everybody, I need to see you this,

572. because maybe there is somebody here

573. that you underestimated who will surprise you.

574. Todd Packer is going to apologize.

575. Kevin, front and center— Come here.

576. I got a lot of numbers here to put together.

577. Kevin, we know that you are just trying to save face.

578. We know that you are hurt and embarrassed.

579. That's silly.

580. I should be apologizing to Packer,

581. 'cause everybody knows that I can dish it

582. as good as I can take it.

583. Okay, sweetie,

584. no, you shouldn't be apologizing to Packer.

585. That doesn't make any sense.

586. You ready for this?

587. - Are you ready for this? - Mm-hmm.

588. Gentlemen, start your engines.

589. I'm sorry if you were offended

590. by my comments earlier.

591. Well, like I said, I wasn't offended,

592. but I'll stand here for the big show.

593. Kevin, do you accept the apology?

594. Don't do it, Kevin.

595. That's that fake kind of apology.

596. - Okay, go back to the annex. - I won't.

597. There's hundreds of ants crawling all over the floor.

598. He's not saying he's sorry for what he said.

599. He's saying he's sorry for how you reacted.

600. This is textbook.

601. It's so uncool.

602. Ryan does this to me all the time,

603. like it's some offense to have feelings.

604. - Don't do it, Kevin. - Sometimes you overreact.

605. Michael, how is this supposed to work?

606. Packer's gonna keep saying terrible things,

607. and then he's just gonna make half-ass apologies,

608. and we're back to square one.

609. Okay. You want an apology? Here goes.

610. Kevin, I am so sorry.

611. You are skinny, and you're a genius.

612. That— That was maybe too much.

613. Packer is a survivor of divorce, Stanley.

614. Packer doesn't speak with his child, Meredith.

615. Packer sits at your old desk, Dwight.

616. Packer never lived up to his parents' expectations, Andy.

617. Angela loves pussycats. Packer loves—

618. - No, don't. - I was going to say "dogs"!

619. Okay, you know what? This is over.

620. Apology has been issued, and we're through with it.

621. Packer's going to be here until the day he dies,

622. just like the rest of us.

623. Back seat of the car. Reminds me of high school.

624. Andy, ew.

625. Riding around with friends.

626. Going to the zoo, piling out.

627. That was just one time, I guess.

628. So, listen, we have to really scuff this up.

629. No, no, no, we can say

630. that the previous owner was a neat freak

631. or an elegant old lady, and she just kept it around

632. in case her grandkids came to visit.

633. But they died, and they never came.

634. I'm gonna make myself cry.

635. Andy, this is the deal we made.

636. That's probably good. That's enough.

637. We should break this hinge maybe.

638. Let's not go crazy.

639. Unfortunately, the only tickets left

640. are first-class, but go ahead and buy yourself one,

641. and keep the receipt, and when you get down here,

642. we'll get you back.

643. Well, thanks. Will do.

644. Absolutely. Now, when you get down there,

645. Jo's a little bit, uh, forgetful,

646. so she may have locked the gate,

647. but what you're gonna do is, go ahead, hop it,

648. - and just head back to the pool. - That sounds weird.

649. It is weird. Look at you—perceptive.

650. Now I know why Jo has kept her eye on you.

651. - And you make sure

652. to get down there and check out the Harry Potter World.

653. Whatever you want to do in your spare time is up to you.

654. Harry Potter World is supposed to be fantastic.

655. Apparently, as soon as corporate found out

656. I wanted to come in off the road,

657. Jo offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee.

658. And here's the best part.

659. I'm a huge alligator nerd.

660. I can name you every genus, every subspecies.

661. Also, I'm a huge boob nerd.

662. Check it out and have a free butterbeer on us.

663. Keep the receipt, and we'll get you back.

664. What are you doing?

665. Shh, this is a very important client.

666. All right, so just pack your bags.

667. And, uh, be sure to bring those swimming trunks.

668. And to answer your earlier question,

669. yes, it is speedo weather down here.

670. - Bye, now. - Bye.

671. I cannot believe this.

672. You're sending Packer to Florida?

673. - Why? - Because he's a jerk.

674. - You gave him my desk. - Okay.

675. So you're tricking him into flying to Florida.

676. This wasn't my first choice. Jim had so many better ideas.

677. You have to tell him. You have to tell him what you did.

678. No, no, no, no, no, no. That—that is not in the plan.

679. That is actually anti what we're doing.

680. He is my oldest friend. I am going to tell him.

681. Wait. Why don't we come up with a plan

682. - that we're all happy about? - Yeah, that—

683. Pam, how is this thing even any better

684. than my old computer?

685. Come on, Andy. I mean, you said

686. you wanted a computer— This is the best I could do.

687. Where'd you even find this thing—

688. Like, in the corner of the warehouse?

689. Yes, I found it on a shelf in the corner of the warehouse.

690. All right, well, thank you

691. for my garbage computer.

692. You're looking at the new face of corporate.

693. Gonna put the "ass" in Tallahassee.

694. Yes, about that...

695. Oh, man, we got to go out and celebrate tonight.

696. Well, I don't know if that's a good idea.

697. The old ball and chain?

698. No. No. Nothing like that at all.

699. Listen, I'm gonna tell you something

700. that none of these people have the stones to tell you.

701. It's your girlfriend.

702. She's uptight.

703. Sorry?

704. I know this stuff can hurt,

705. but I wish someone had said something to me

706. about my ex-wife.

707. All I'm saying is, in about a month or so,

708. have you down to Florida,

709. introduce you to all the local talent.

710. Sounds great.

711. - Yeah. - It's gonna be so good.

712. That is. It's gonna be awesome.

713. I think you're really going to enjoy it down there.

714. I'm sorry about your friend.

715. No. He's an ass.

716. You are.

717. You are.

718. What are you, wicked "smaht"?

719. No, you are.

720. Hoo-ah.

721. Hoo-ah.

722. I don't like an empty desk.

723. Why wants this, anybody?

724. You know what, I've been thinking about it,

725. and I thought, this is a perfect opportunity

726. to have no one sit here because if we just have two desks,

727. there's less distractions.

728. You can have a huge performance space

729. to really get it out there, possible lighting setup,

730. if you needed it.

731. - Maybe. - I— please do this.

732. Please do this.

733. I've never asked you for anything.

734. Please do th—

735. My desk.

736. Oh, yeah, you should move back here.

737. Oh.

738. I'm sorry, babe.

739. I told you not to let yourself believe it could happen.

740. - Oh, ooh. - Yeah.

741. Glad to have you back.

742. D...

743. Saw Andy's new computer you found in the warehouse.

744. Yep. Lucked out.

745. Yeah, you really did,

746. 'cause I know every inch of that warehouse.

747. Yep. Super lucky.

748. Maybe you could go back down there

749. and see if you can find me some extra sick days.

750. Yeah.

751. You know what? I think I saw one sick day.

752. Oh, I think maybe I saw five.

753. Three.

754. I'm full-on corrupt.