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about to expire.
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to plan my meals.
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eight-year-old tomatoes.
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for another week.
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I might have some type of cheese
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you might like.
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you might like too...
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All right, picture this.
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from the sky.
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surrounds you
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of your stick dies out.
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for you...
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You beg.
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Because of the sign
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No begging."
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Because you laughed at me.
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Pam will be taken slave.
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a warlord's Jester.
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It's just a matter of time.
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could be two months.
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- Four months.
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as a very real possibility.
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five different women's houses.
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the problem there.
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love bumps on my ding-dong,
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"oh, game over."
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of times.
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wants to come home.
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to sign off on it...
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Hi.
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Michael, I thought
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not Jennifer Aniston.
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After you.
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this'll be just us.
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he's at his funniest
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like, five shots.
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- And it also helps
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I already have.
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for themselves.
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Oh!
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The pack is back.
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I would like to introduce you
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have done it with him.
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interested in any of you.
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Yes!
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you suckers will do.
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You did.
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because packer's back.
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for a desk.
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for a condominium,
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to have to use condoms
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Holly...
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Yes, I did.
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a great addition to the staff.
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- Yeah.
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about the word "approved"?
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"approved" means.
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for stupidity.
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Gabe fell in the shower.
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department forever to get there.
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Where did this come from?
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It feels good.
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our daughter for, like, an hour
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This morning, so...
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for Dwight k. Schrute.
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for you.
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about something.
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about where packer should sit,
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waiting for creed to die.
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in the annex.
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permanently relocating
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It would mean a lot to me.
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for ten years, Michael.
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under the desk.
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- It is too.
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- Right there.
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to move desks.
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We're... okay, there it is.
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and so was your mom."
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- Do I have any say in this?
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Oh.
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with your pretty blond hair.
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Pull it back.
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Todd packer?
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was glowing.
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but nice to me.
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to take off your panties.
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- United front.
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we can't fire someone
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Everything.
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he humped Michael.
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to be fired too.
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is up.
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Check it out.
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on a full beam reach.
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Luff him up.
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your regatta over here.
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to whom
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the slowest computer in Africa.
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so we got one.
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needs a computer.
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kind of a coincidence
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is a one-person department.
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for everyone in sales...
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It would be crazy.
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to Stanley is crazy now.
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I-I need it.
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them out, I want one too.
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handing anything out.
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what I'm talking about.
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mah-jongg faster?
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Three muske-queers.
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for you, getting off the road.
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with your daughter.
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but she's turned into a bitch.
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some days she acts like her mom.
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go through a phase.
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Your life is so insane.
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how to read?
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how to read a menu.
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He's right.
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I could lose some weight.
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a promising up-and-comer.
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so we switched.
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Erin, is that true?
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I'm not freaking out.
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And then I ask myself,
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your crappy computer?
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- Seriously.
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nobody is humping me.
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back to the annex,
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Best day ever.
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should I get stripes shaved
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No.
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Please.
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- Yeah.
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I can tell.
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- No, no, not me.
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What...?
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- Whoa, no.
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he's funnier than me.
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than not funny at all?
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are starting to eat each other.
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is he's not funny,
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it just needs to be done.
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married now, right?
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- That's sweet.
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- Hey, packer...
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It's cold out. I made too much.
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recipe from my wife.
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is Vivica A. Fox.
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- Okay. Okay.
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with packer...
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you can't actually poison him.
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It isn't poison.
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laxatives all the time.
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of a laxative.
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forces on this one.
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- What do we think?
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- Here we go.
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in his hot chocolate.
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with the hot-chocolate stuff.
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maybe we could jam his drawers
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two inches.
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everything in them,
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about that one?
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at all.
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with this stuff?
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my best, but call froggy 101,
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for Justin Bieber,
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free tickets.
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for the tickets,
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- Who is justice beaver?
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your best 40 ideas
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can you do that?
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I'll email you 100.
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a private place in this office.
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in the conference room,
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for three mods.
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started two minutes ago, so...
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in the meeting?
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Okay.
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sign up for that?
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was totally uncool.
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to do, huh...
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in front of everybody.
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about it like that.
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I can't do anything about it.
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unless that one breaks.
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it's pretty broken already.
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session in mods 6, 9, and 12.
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"Number three... eat a frog."
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from a practical standpoint...
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Did you like 135?
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'cause I didn't understand it.
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we were getting going.
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Why, "soitenly."
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Yes, please.
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from a Somalian music website?
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Mr. computer.
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doing this to me, Andy?
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I like that.
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You're very charming.
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that you should take upstairs
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that really matter.
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- I don't know.
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that there were some complaints
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some things about Kevin.
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the whole time.
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weird about your daughter.
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not to answer.
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a long time.
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an indoor cat,
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all over the walls.
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the kimono with you?
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with my daughter.
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a bitch in front of strangers.
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I need you to see this,
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there is somebody here
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who will surprise you.
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is going to apologize.
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come here.
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to put together.
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- Mm-hmm.
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431. It's so uncool.
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432. Ryan does this
to me all the time,
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433. like it's some offense
to have feelings.
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434. Don't do it, Kevin.
Sometimes you overreact.
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435. Michael, how is this
supposed to work?
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436. Packer's gonna keep saying
terrible things,
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437. and then he's just gonna make
half-ass apologies,
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438. and we're back to square one.
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439. Okay. You want an apology?
Here goes.
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440. Kevin, I am so sorry.
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441. You are skinny,
and you're a genius.
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442. That...
that was maybe too much.
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443. Packer is a survivor
of divorce, Stanley.
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444. Packer doesn't speak
with his child, Meredith.
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445. Packer never lived up to his
parents' expectations, Andy.
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446. Angela loves pussycats.
Packers loves...
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447. - No, don't.
- I was going to say "dogs"!
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448. Okay, you know what?
This is over.
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449. Apology has been issued,
and we're through with it.
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450. Packer's going to be here
until the day he dies,
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451. just like the rest of us.
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452. So, listen, we have
to really scuff this up.
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453. No, no, no, we can say
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454. that the previous owner
was a neat freak
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455. or an elegant old lady,
and she just kept it around
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456. in case her grandkids
came to visit.
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457. But they died,
and they never came.
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458. I'm gonna make myself cry.
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459. Andy, this is the deal we made.
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460. That's probably good.
That's enough.
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461. We should break
this hinge maybe.
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462. Let's not go crazy.
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463. Well, thanks.
Will do.
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464. Absolutely.
Now, when you get down there,
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465. Jo's a little bit,
uh, forgetful,
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466. so she may have locked
the gate,
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467. but what you're gonna do is,
go ahead, hop it,
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468. and just head back to the pool.
That sounds weird.
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469. It is weird.
Look at you... perceptive.
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470. Now I know why jo
has kept her eye on you.
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471. And you make sure
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472. to get down there and check out
the Harry Potter world.
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473. Whatever you want to do
in your spare time is up to you.
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474. Harry Potter world
is supposed to be fantastic.
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475. Apparently, as soon
as corporate found out
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476. I wanted to come in
off the road,
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477. jo offered me a cushy new job
in Tallahassee.
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478. And here's the best part.
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479. I'm a huge alligator nerd.
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480. I can name you every genus,
every subspecies.
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481. Also, I'm a huge boob nerd.
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482. Check it out and have
a free butterbeer on us.
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483. Keep the receipt,
and we'll get you back.
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484. What are you doing?
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485. Shh, this is
a very important client.
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486. All right,
so just pack your bags.
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487. And, uh, be sure to bring
those swimming trunks.
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488. Bye, now.
Bye.
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489. I cannot believe this.
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490. You're sending packer
to Florida?
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491. Why?
Because he's a jerk.
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492. - You gave him my desk.
- Okay.
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493. So you're tricking him
into flying to Florida.
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494. This wasn't my first choice.
Jim had so many better ideas.
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495. You have to tell him. You have
to tell him what you did.
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496. No, no, no, no, no, no.
That... that is not in the plan.
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497. That is actually anti
what we're doing.
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498. He is my oldest friend.
I am going to tell him.
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499. Wait.
Why don't we come up with a plan
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500. that we're all happy about?
Yeah, that...
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501. Pam, how is this thing
even any better
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502. than my old computer?
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503. Come on, Andy.
I mean, you said
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504. you wanted a computer...
this is the best I could do.
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505. Where'd you even find
this thing...
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506. like, in the corner
of the warehouse?
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507. Yes, I found it on a shelf
in the corner of the warehouse.
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508. All right, well, thank you
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509. for my garbage computer.
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510. You're looking
at the new face of corporate.
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511. Gonna put the "ass"
in Tallahassee.
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512. Yes, about that...
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513. Oh, man, we got to go out
and celebrate tonight.
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514. Well, I don't know
if that's a good idea.
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515. - The old ball and chain?
- No. No.
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516. Nothing like that at all.
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517. Listen,
I'm gonna tell you something
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518. that none of these people
have the stones to tell you.
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519. It's your girlfriend.
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520. She's uptight.
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521. Sorry?
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522. I know this stuff can hurt,
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523. but I wish someone had said
something to me
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524. about my ex-wife.
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525. All I'm saying is,
in about a month or so,
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526. have you down to Florida,
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527. introduce you
to all the local talent.
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528. Sounds great.
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529. Yeah.
It's gonna be so good.
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530. That is.
It's gonna be awesome.
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531. I think you're really going
to enjoy it down there.
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532. I'm sorry about your friend.
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533. No.
He's an ass.
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534. You are.
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535. You are.
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536. What are you, wicked smaht?
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537. No, you are.
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538. Saw Andy's new computer
you found in the warehouse.
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539. Yep.
Lucked out.
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540. Yeah, you really did,
'cause I know every inch
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541. of that warehouse.
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542. Yep.
Super lucky.
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543. Maybe you could go
back down there
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544. and see if you can find me
some extra sick days.
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545. Yeah.
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546. You know what?
I think I saw one sick day...
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547. I think maybe I saw five.
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548. Three.
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549. I'm full on corrupt.
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