1. Everybody, can I please
have your attention?Copy !req
2. Ryan and I have a huge announcement.Copy !req
3. Oh my gosh.
Wow.Copy !req
4. Over the weekend,
Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced.Copy !req
5. - Sweet.
- Free ring.Copy !req
6. Divorced?Copy !req
7. Just so you know, it's totally amicable.
We're fine.Copy !req
8. We don't need people here
to take sides.Copy !req
9. The last thing that we want
is any kind of drama.Copy !req
10. Wait, I...
Can you back up?Copy !req
11. What's the story?Copy !req
12. We were having a beautiful
weekend in the Poconos.Copy !req
13. We were making love constantly.Copy !req
14. We saw the sun rise,
and Ryan was crying a lot.Copy !req
15. - That's not a relevant detail.
- And in the morning,Copy !req
16. we walked by a chapel
and we stopped suddenly,Copy !req
17. and Ryan said...Copy !req
18. "I don't think I should
be married to you anymore."Copy !req
19. Wait, wha...Copy !req
20. Sorry, when did you get married?Copy !req
21. Um, like a week ago.Copy !req
22. We got really wasted,
and it just felt right.Copy !req
23. And you didn't invite any of us?Copy !req
24. We are getting divorced, Andy!Copy !req
25. This is such a raw time.Copy !req
26. God, baby, you know,
with people's reactions to this,Copy !req
27. I wonder if we made a mistake.Copy !req
28. No, with the messed-up laws
in this country,Copy !req
29. I don't want to be married
until everyone can be married.Copy !req
30. You know what, Ryan?Copy !req
31. I talked to the other gay guys,Copy !req
32. and we're okay with it.Copy !req
33. We all agreed it's fine
for you to get married.Copy !req
34. No. No, Oscar.Copy !req
35. Not... not until
everyone can.Copy !req
36. Ryan, I changed my mind.Copy !req
37. Okay, fine.
You know what?Copy !req
38. This actually
isn't amicable at all,Copy !req
39. and we actually do need people
to take sides.Copy !req
40. Who's on my side?Copy !req
41. And who is on my side?Copy !req
42. All right, bye.Copy !req
43. - Bye.
- Let's go.Copy !req
44. Just a minute!Copy !req
45. - How long do we have to wait?
- For what?Copy !req
46. You broke up with A.J. weeks ago.Copy !req
47. Don't you have
a sales call to go on?Copy !req
48. I don't understand.
I really don't, I mean...Copy !req
49. We know we're gonna
start dating... Why not now?Copy !req
50. - We don't know that.
- Sure we do.Copy !req
51. Why is it such a certaintyCopy !req
52. that we're supposed
to be together?Copy !req
53. Why does the sun
rise in the morning?Copy !req
54. Why do magnets stick together?Copy !req
55. Because everybody says so.
Everybody.Copy !req
56. Michael, I can't keep getting
into a situationCopy !req
57. where I date
whoever I'm working with.Copy !req
58. Well you can
understand that.Copy !req
59. Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
60. I just don't agree.Copy !req
61. Well, you don't have to agree.Copy !req
62. Yes, I do.Copy !req
63. No, you don't.Copy !req
64. Yes, I do.Copy !req
65. No, you can have
your own opinion...Copy !req
66. I have my own opinion,
and my opinionCopy !req
67. is to disagree with you.Copy !req
68. He's gonna be a lot of funCopy !req
69. to drive around in a car with.Copy !req
70. Ah, you'll get through it, hon.Copy !req
71. Just make a game out of it.Copy !req
72. A funny Jim game.Copy !req
73. That's it?
That's all I get?Copy !req
74. Even after all the hard work
I put intoCopy !req
75. celebrating your talent today.Copy !req
76. All right, what'd you do?Copy !req
77. Well, those things
that you consider doodlesCopy !req
78. I consider art.Copy !req
79. Where'd you put it?Copy !req
80. - Where'd I put what?
- Let's go.Copy !req
81. Oh, sorry.
I gotta go.Copy !req
82. - Say it. Where?
- Okay, fine.Copy !req
83. Three hints: One,
when you're getting colder,Copy !req
84. you're really getting warmer.Copy !req
85. - The fridge.
- Two!Copy !req
86. You have a better chance
if you think Bob Vance.Copy !req
87. The fridge, got it.Copy !req
88. - And the final clue...
- Let's go!Copy !req
89. You know what?
Just think about it.Copy !req
90. - You'll be fine.
- Bye.Copy !req
91. Holly is ruining Michael's life.Copy !req
92. He thinks she's so special.Copy !req
93. And she's so not.Copy !req
94. Her personality is like a three,Copy !req
95. her sense of humor is a two,Copy !req
96. her ears are like a seven
and a four.Copy !req
97. Add it all up,
and what do you get?Copy !req
98. 16.Copy !req
99. And he treats her
like she's a perfect 40.Copy !req
100. It's nuts.Copy !req
101. Cheer up.
We made a sale.Copy !req
102. Just drive faster.
I wanna get back.Copy !req
103. Well, I'm going the speed limit.Copy !req
104. Okay, fine.Copy !req
105. My feelings don't matter to you.Copy !req
106. What matters to you
is your precious speed limit.Copy !req
107. Someone's in a bad mood.Copy !req
108. No, I'm not.Copy !req
109. I'm not in a bad mood.Copy !req
110. I'm not, Jim.
Hello?Copy !req
111. Okay, fine, ignore me.Copy !req
112. Have it your way.Copy !req
113. Let's just talk about you.Copy !req
114. As always.Copy !req
115. Sex different
after the baby, Jim?Copy !req
116. All right, let me
turn on some music.Copy !req
117. - I need to pee!
- No, you don't.Copy !req
118. Yeah, I do.
My word against yours.Copy !req
119. All right, well,
we'll be there in ten minutes.Copy !req
120. What part of "I need to pee"
do you not understand?Copy !req
121. I'm upset, my bladder is full,Copy !req
122. there is no telling
what I might do, right now,Copy !req
123. all over the inside of your
precious little car.Copy !req
124. All right, well,
if I see a gas station,Copy !req
125. - I'll pull over.
- Well, I hope I make it.Copy !req
126. Hello?Copy !req
127. Hi, Jim, it's Helene.Copy !req
128. Hey, Helene.
Is everything okay?Copy !req
129. Everything's fine.
Baby's fine.Copy !req
130. She has a tiny fever.
I'm taking her for a checkup.Copy !req
131. Nothing to worry about, uh...Copy !req
132. Okay.Copy !req
133. A tiny thing.
I locked her in the car.Copy !req
134. - What?
- She's smiling. She's happy.Copy !req
135. - Oh, my God.
- Jim, I... Jim...Copy !req
136. - Oh, my God.
- I don't have a spare key.Copy !req
137. Just... just stay there.Copy !req
138. I'll be there in one second.Copy !req
139. Michael!Copy !req
140. Michael!Copy !req
141. Excuse me, sir, there's a...Copy !req
142. There's a guy in the bathroom.Copy !req
143. He's coming out,
but I have to go,Copy !req
144. 'cause it's an emergency.Copy !req
145. Will you just tell him
to call the office?Copy !req
146. Just call...
Call the office.Copy !req
147. Thank you! Please?Copy !req
148. Hello?Copy !req
149. - This is Pam.
- Hey, it's me.Copy !req
150. So, uh, don't worry.
Everything's okay.Copy !req
151. - What's wrong?
- Nothing, absolutely nothing.Copy !req
152. But you're not holding a cup of
coffee or anything, are you?Copy !req
153. - Jim, what?
- Uh... Okay.Copy !req
154. So Cece had a little bit
of a fever.Copy !req
155. And your mom also
locked her in the car.Copy !req
156. - Oh, God. What?
- No, no, no, it's okay.Copy !req
157. So Cece's with daddy now,Copy !req
158. and she is laughing
and she's happy,Copy !req
159. and we're on our way
to see Dr. Barbara.Copy !req
160. Okay, so she's okay?Copy !req
161. Yes, and your mom got
a very well-deserved day off.Copy !req
162. So here's the thing, though.Copy !req
163. I left Michael at the gas stationCopy !req
164. on Bennett.Copy !req
165. Understood.Copy !req
166. And his wallet and phone are
on the seat next to him.Copy !req
167. Got it.Copy !req
168. I will put out an A.P.B.Copy !req
169. otherwise known as
an "Ask Pam Beasley."Copy !req
170. Did the phone cut out?Copy !req
171. Nope.Copy !req
172. All right, just call me
after the doctor.Copy !req
173. - Okay.
- All right, bye.Copy !req
174. Bye.Copy !req
175. I know, I know.Copy !req
176. You have a phone policy.
I understand.Copy !req
177. But this is an emergency,Copy !req
178. because my friend isn't here,Copy !req
179. and I'm worried
that he has been abducted.Copy !req
180. - No.
- And... and...Copy !req
181. No, he ditched you, man.
I saw him drive away.Copy !req
182. There's no way he ditched me.Copy !req
183. There's no way that happened.Copy !req
184. He's my... Okay.Copy !req
185. May I please just
use your phone? Please.Copy !req
186. Just make it quick.Copy !req
187. Thank you. Okay.Copy !req
188. I will make it quick.
I will make it very quick.Copy !req
189. And you don't have my numbers
on speed dial.Copy !req
190. Aah, okay, what is it?Copy !req
191. You don't know.Copy !req
192. - Oh, co... come...
- You don't.Copy !req
193. You know what?Copy !req
194. I could dial 411,
get Jim's number...Copy !req
195. He left you here
on purpose, all right?Copy !req
196. I saw it.Copy !req
197. He just drove away.Copy !req
198. Actually, this is good.Copy !req
199. I am going
to take this opportunityCopy !req
200. to go walkabout.Copy !req
201. Good, good.Copy !req
202. No, get away.Copy !req
203. No. That's enough.Copy !req
204. Okay.Copy !req
205. Okay.Copy !req
206. It's the gas station
on Bennett Street?Copy !req
207. Yeah.Copy !req
208. You know what?Copy !req
209. Why don't you stay and I'll go?Copy !req
210. Oh, no, no, no, I'll be fine.Copy !req
211. It's kind of a sketchy
neighborhood, though.Copy !req
212. I better come along.Copy !req
213. Problem solved, everyone.Copy !req
214. Space Orphan
and Princess NincompoopCopy !req
215. are off to rescue Michael.Copy !req
216. Unbelievable.
I'm going.Copy !req
217. You drive.
I got a car full of fox meat.Copy !req
218. Cute.Copy !req
219. Very funny, everyone.Copy !req
220. Who wrote captions
under my doodle?Copy !req
221. I'm not even kidding.
They're pretty good.Copy !req
222. - Which one in particular?
- Yeah, which one?Copy !req
223. Well, the first one
has a surprise factor.Copy !req
224. "I'm a suck-suck-suckety Sabre."Copy !req
225. Boo-yah!Copy !req
226. No. No, no.Copy !req
227. No, no, no.Copy !req
228. But, uh, I suppose the second oneCopy !req
229. is the better written line.Copy !req
230. - You suppose?
- What's it say?Copy !req
231. "I'm supposed
to be wearing red gloves,Copy !req
232. but my color cartridge portal
got jammed again."Copy !req
233. Okay, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
234. Gloves.Copy !req
235. Keep it real.Copy !req
236. You guys, if I knew you
wanted to do a caption contest,Copy !req
237. I would have drawn
something more challenging.Copy !req
238. - And I will take you all down.
- You?Copy !req
239. I been reading
the comics to my daughterCopy !req
240. since she was three years old.Copy !req
241. Not once have I used the real
captions to Family Circus.Copy !req
242. That crazy family is hilarious
to her for one reason...Copy !req
243. Me.Copy !req
244. Oh, it is onCopy !req
245. like Genghis Khan
wearing Sean John in Bhutan.Copy !req
246. Yes. You guys,
I have the perfect idea.Copy !req
247. Okay, it'll just
take me ten minutes.Copy !req
248. - Whoo-hoo!
- All right.Copy !req
249. I want to do it.Copy !req
250. Male, Caucasian, 40s, black hair,Copy !req
251. facial type marsupial.Copy !req
252. He answers to Michael,
Michael G. Scott,Copy !req
253. Michael J. Fox, Mr. Fox,
the Incredible Mr. Fox.Copy !req
254. - Yeah, he just left.
- Which way did he go?Copy !req
255. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
let me answer this.Copy !req
256. Stupid question.
He went back to the office,Copy !req
257. obviously, which is that way.Copy !req
258. Oh, really?Copy !req
259. You don't think
he walked by that bakeryCopy !req
260. just for the smell of it?Copy !req
261. She's right.
He went that way.Copy !req
262. All right.Copy !req
263. Don't get a swelled head.
You're no tracker.Copy !req
264. Let's ride.Copy !req
265. Hey, you guys.
Listen to me.Copy !req
266. Don't get hung up
on just one girl,Copy !req
267. because there are a lot
of other girls over there.Copy !req
268. Look over there.
See?Copy !req
269. They look cute.Copy !req
270. Hello.Copy !req
271. You guys are so beautiful.Copy !req
272. You're so colorful.Copy !req
273. I wish I could understand you.Copy !req
274. That's a metaphor, I guess.Copy !req
275. You are disgusting.Copy !req
276. You'll never find love.Copy !req
277. Lecch.Copy !req
278. Do you think she needs more time,Copy !req
279. or it's just never gonna happen?Copy !req
280. I'm being serious.
Seriously.Copy !req
281. Dunder Mifflin.
This is Pam.Copy !req
282. Has Michael checked in?Copy !req
283. - Oh, hey, Dwight.
- I asked you a question.Copy !req
284. - No, he hasn't.
- Okay, bye.Copy !req
285. No, wait, um, hey,
while you're out,Copy !req
286. could you pick up some paper
towels and chocolate syrup?Copy !req
287. We have ice cream,
so I thought we could...Copy !req
288. Pam, this isn't a shopping trip.Copy !req
289. This is a manhunt-slash-rescue
mission.Copy !req
290. Okay, I just...Copy !req
291. When you're done,
or any time it's convenient,Copy !req
292. I just thought
since you're out...Copy !req
293. Pam, I'm obviously
gonna get that stuff for you,Copy !req
294. so just shut up.
God.Copy !req
295. Okay, well, it wasn't ob...Copy !req
296. No word from Michael.Copy !req
297. Tada.Copy !req
298. Okay, it's two giant dogs
with two giant palm treesCopy !req
299. on a regular-sized island.Copy !req
300. - Oh, I got one.
- Yeah?Copy !req
301. - Yes.
- Okay, I'm sorry,Copy !req
302. but I'm gonna have
to shut this down.Copy !req
303. - Boo.
- Why?Copy !req
304. Unless we can all agree
to some ground rules.Copy !req
305. It's either that
or I can fax this to JoCopy !req
306. and let her decide
how to proceed.Copy !req
307. Gabe, tell us your stupid rulesCopy !req
308. so we can start the game.Copy !req
309. Number one,
and this should be obvious,Copy !req
310. no captions that insult
the company we work for.Copy !req
311. Irony is such a critical...Copy !req
312. Number two,
no pop culture references.Copy !req
313. - Seriously?
- Wow.Copy !req
314. I think we can all agreeCopy !req
315. they tend to alienate those
who don't get the reference,Copy !req
316. making them feel like the other.Copy !req
317. Wrap it up, Gabe.Copy !req
318. Okay, final thing,
and this is a fun one,Copy !req
319. instead of writing the caption
directly under the picture,Copy !req
320. let's all try using sticky quips.Copy !req
321. All right?
New from Dunder Mifflin-Sabre.Copy !req
322. Sticky quips are fun,
they're safe, they're handy.Copy !req
323. I like to use sticky quips
as regular post-it notesCopy !req
324. when I'm in a fun mood.Copy !req
325. Not every day.Copy !req
326. Go get 'em.
Start quipping.Copy !req
327. Pam, I think
I'm gonna send you an I.M.Copy !req
328. Oh, okay.Copy !req
329. Send me one too.Copy !req
330. Yeah, yeah, yeah, put me on that.Copy !req
331. - C.C.
- Ditto.Copy !req
332. Hello.Copy !req
333. I would like a hot dog, please.Copy !req
334. Now, I don't have any money,Copy !req
335. so here is what
I would like to do.Copy !req
336. I leave you here with my watch,Copy !req
337. and I come back later
and I pay for the hotdog.Copy !req
338. I'm not a pawn shop.Copy !req
339. Well, I understand that,
but this is a $45 watch.Copy !req
340. Wow.Copy !req
341. With that, I could buy...Copy !req
342. Half the menu.Copy !req
343. I can't just go
giving away hotdogs.Copy !req
344. All right.Copy !req
345. What do you do with the hotdogs
that you don't sell?Copy !req
346. Throw 'em away.Copy !req
347. Well, okay, instead of
throwing them all away later,Copy !req
348. why don't you just throw
one away now into my mouth.Copy !req
349. No.Copy !req
350. Okay.
You've just lost my business.Copy !req
351. Hey.Copy !req
352. Hey, you were in there forever.Copy !req
353. There's too many brands.
Where's Holly?Copy !req
354. She wandered off like an idiot.Copy !req
355. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
356. What are you doing?Copy !req
357. Oh, just changing
my cell phone plan.Copy !req
358. Okay. Okay.
Here you go.Copy !req
359. I'll take my free
stress ball too now.Copy !req
360. Sure thing.
Here you go, miss...Copy !req
361. Okay, Fanny Smellmore.Copy !req
362. - Real original.
- What?Copy !req
363. You know what? Say hi
to Orville Tootenbacher for me.Copy !req
364. Tootenbacher.Copy !req
365. Orville Tootenbacher,Copy !req
366. that's Michael's
millionaire character that...Copy !req
367. Farts popcorn.Copy !req
368. Of course. He was here.Copy !req
369. She's the key. Amazing.Copy !req
370. Holly.Copy !req
371. Hey, where would you
like to go next?Copy !req
372. Holly?Copy !req
373. Are their egg rolls
really that big?Copy !req
374. Oh, boy.
That was yummy.Copy !req
375. Thank you so much.Copy !req
376. You know what? I think
I left my wallet in my car.Copy !req
377. Do you mind
if I run out and get it?Copy !req
378. - No problem.
- Okay.Copy !req
379. I'll be right back.Copy !req
380. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
381. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
382. I don't have my wallet.
And I was...Copy !req
383. I was gonna try to dine and dash,Copy !req
384. and that was stupid,Copy !req
385. and I realize I can't do that
to you fine people.Copy !req
386. So you can't pay for your food?Copy !req
387. Well, I can, but I will have
to come back later tonightCopy !req
388. and pay you.Copy !req
389. But the point is
I did the right thing.Copy !req
390. You did not.Copy !req
391. You have no money,Copy !req
392. but you dined,
and you dined so much.Copy !req
393. Well, the number three
is not such a giant feast.Copy !req
394. Mr. Chu!Copy !req
395. Okay, all right.
You know what?Copy !req
396. You're trying
to steal food from us?Copy !req
397. I am not.Copy !req
398. I just have had a bad day,Copy !req
399. and I...
Okay.Copy !req
400. I'll be back later
with the money.Copy !req
401. I'm just gonna leave right now.Copy !req
402. You can't.
We'll stop you.Copy !req
403. Well, I think
I can get through the door.Copy !req
404. Excuse me.
Do you speak English?Copy !req
405. We are looking for a man,Copy !req
406. Michael, this tall,
black hair, Caucasian.Copy !req
407. It's Michael!Copy !req
408. He just left.Copy !req
409. - You knew!
- What?Copy !req
410. No. Dwight asked
if I wanted an egg roll.Copy !req
411. What... What are you
implying?Copy !req
412. Uncanny.
Put a pin in that.Copy !req
413. Which way did he go?Copy !req
414. That guy!
When he leave here,Copy !req
415. which way did he go?
We looking for him.Copy !req
416. This way, this way, this way?
I don't know.Copy !req
417. Do you know?Copy !req
418. I think he was heading downtown.Copy !req
419. He's heading downtown.Copy !req
420. So what, no one's even gonna try?Copy !req
421. - Guess not.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
422. My rules could not possibly
have been that oppressive.Copy !req
423. You crushed our spirits, Gabe.Copy !req
424. Congrats.
You're a big man, huh?Copy !req
425. Takes a lot to destroy
the creativityCopy !req
426. of a whole group of people.Copy !req
427. Hey...Copy !req
428. Click the "x".Copy !req
429. - I'm clicking!
- In the box.Copy !req
430. I am clicking.Copy !req
431. Woman, you've had
a computer for years!Copy !req
432. - Phyllis!
- Too late!Copy !req
433. Oh. Ha.
An I.M. chat.Copy !req
434. Very clever.Copy !req
435. I'll just print that out.Copy !req
436. Come on, guys.
Grow up.Copy !req
437. I don't want to be
your babysitter.Copy !req
438. Ooh.Copy !req
439. "Darn it, Bob,
I told you not to buyCopy !req
440. a Sabre brand lifeboat."Copy !req
441. - Nice!
- No, not nice.Copy !req
442. Terrible.Copy !req
443. Doesn't even include
the fact that they're dogs.Copy !req
444. - Do the next one.
- "Wake up, Fred.Copy !req
445. "The power cord
on your Sabre printerCopy !req
446. "shocked you into a coma,Copy !req
447. and you're dreaming you're a dog
on a desert island."Copy !req
448. Dreaming he's a dog on an island.Copy !req
449. Uh, excuse me, excuse me.Copy !req
450. How does the speaker know what
the guy in the coma is dreaming?Copy !req
451. Well, if you think
it's so easy, Gabe,Copy !req
452. - why don't you try it?
- Um...Copy !req
453. You don't have to sniff
my rear end anymore, Bob.Copy !req
454. I'm the only one here.
Ha.Copy !req
455. That's tasteless, Gabe.Copy !req
456. - Tasteless?
- Tasteless.Copy !req
457. More tasteless than this?Copy !req
458. "Is that a palm tree,Copy !req
459. "or did Gabe get skinner?Copy !req
460. Either way, let's pee on it.Copy !req
461. Ladies and gentlemen,
I think we have a winner.Copy !req
462. - Yes.
- Yes. Well done!Copy !req
463. Whose is it?
Who wrote that?Copy !req
464. Yeah.
Who wrote it?Copy !req
465. Please. It was easy
once I decidedCopy !req
466. I wanted the dog to piss on Gabe.Copy !req
467. Where did he go, Holly?Copy !req
468. I have no idea.Copy !req
469. Do you see a little clown
that you wanna follow, huh?Copy !req
470. Is there a little bird
that's chirping to you,Copy !req
471. "this way, this way."Copy !req
472. I don't know.Copy !req
473. Okay. Close your eyes.Copy !req
474. We need you to think.Copy !req
475. What is Michael seeing right now?Copy !req
476. Can you tell him
that we miss him?Copy !req
477. Michael, we're coming for you!Copy !req
478. Will you stop?Copy !req
479. There have been
a few coincidences...Copy !req
480. That's all!Copy !req
481. All right, then.Copy !req
482. - Someone propose a plan.
- Okay.Copy !req
483. - We fan out...
- Not you, Erin.Copy !req
484. Stop looking at me like that.Copy !req
485. Okay, look, let's just
go up somewhere highCopy !req
486. and see if we could spot him
on the street below.Copy !req
487. That is the stupidest idea
I've ever heard. No.Copy !req
488. Tap into your common mind and
tell us what he would do next.Copy !req
489. Look, I'm not playing.
I'm gonna go look for him.Copy !req
490. - Good. We don't need her.
- Right.Copy !req
491. I can do this on my own.
I can think like Michael.Copy !req
492. All right...Copy !req
493. I'm deep below the ocean's
surface in a submarine.Copy !req
494. A torpedo's coming right at me.Copy !req
495. No. Damn it, that's just
my own imagination.Copy !req
496. Maybe he's bowling.Copy !req
497. Michael?Copy !req
498. Hi.Copy !req
499. How did you know I was up here?Copy !req
500. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
501. I got turned around.Copy !req
502. I thought I could see
Dunder Mifflin.Copy !req
503. Dunder Mifflin?Copy !req
504. Yeah.Copy !req
505. Wow!Copy !req
506. I just miss you so much.Copy !req
507. I missed you too.Copy !req
508. Really?Copy !req
509. Yeah.Copy !req
510. Can I kiss you?Copy !req
511. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
512. Maybe that's not the best one.
Keep reading.Copy !req
513. - Yeah, it was.
- Maybe it wasn't.Copy !req
514. Oh, thank God, I had a horrible nightmare
that I was stuck in America with Gabe.Copy !req
515. No, that's not the one I was thinking of.
Keep going.Copy !req
516. I know what it smells likeCopy !req
517. but I didn't roll in anything,Copy !req
518. It's from listening
to all of Gabe's bullshit.Copy !req
519. Isn't this the perfect
romantic getaway, Erin?Copy !req
520. Sitting on a desert island
in dog costumes?Copy !req
521. I'm Gabe and... I'm a weirdo.Copy !req
522. Gabe's mom...Copy !req
523. Mm, Gabe's mom?Copy !req
524. Wait, tall woman?
Looks like Gabe?Copy !req
525. Yeah, I banged her.Copy !req
526. Yeah, there you go.Copy !req