1. Next stop, secretary **, we'll read
the minutes for Sunday's meeting.Copy !req
2. Minutes from previous meeting,
oh, knights of the night...Copy !req
3. - No! Jim, hey.
- Oh.Copy !req
4. This meeting is for
knights of the night only.Copy !req
5. Knights of the night are
volunteer crime patrollers.Copy !req
6. We're often compared
to the guardian angels,Copy !req
7. but we could not be
more different from them.Copy !req
8. Seriously, we are nothing
like the guardian angels.Copy !req
9. I mean, broad strokes
purposes, sure.Copy !req
10. Think guardian angels.Copy !req
11. One of our many
recent good deeds.Copy !req
12. We set out to capture
the Scranton strangler.Copy !req
13. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
14. Not by us.Copy !req
15. I'm actually just looking for
my BlackBerry, so carry on.Copy !req
16. No, no, no, no, no.
I see how this movie ends.Copy !req
17. You make fun of me,
everyone laughs.Copy !req
18. Ha, ha, ha.
Screw you.Copy !req
19. Dwight, don't be bothered
by your friend's presence.Copy !req
20. What are you gonna do now?Copy !req
21. You gonna make fun of our
leader's weird voice, huh?Copy !req
22. Dwight, don't be botheredCopy !req
23. vah, vee, vah, vah, vah.Copy !req
24. Over the line, Jim.Copy !req
25. I'm just looking for my phone,
so pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
26. Fine.Copy !req
27. Minutes from previous meeting
of knights of the night.Copy !req
28. It's our official name, Jim.Copy !req
29. Sounds good.Copy !req
30. Reflective strips were
glued to patrol jackets.Copy !req
31. Knights went outside with
flashlights to test them.Copy !req
32. Smart.Copy !req
33. And the rest was just
boiler plate stuff that's...Copy !req
34. go ahead and read it,
some people weren't here.Copy !req
35. Okay.Copy !req
36. Knights stayed outside
to play flashlight tag.Copy !req
37. Oh, come on.
That sounds awesome.Copy !req
38. - It was pretty cool.
- Was it?Copy !req
39. - It was fun.
- It was... it was pretty awesome.Copy !req
40. Hey, yeah.Copy !req
41. No, I got it.Copy !req
42. Just leaving now.Copy !req
43. January three, 2011.Copy !req
44. A day which will
live infamously.Copy !req
45. Holly partridge flax,
otherwise known as Holly,Copy !req
46. otherwise-otherwise known
as a living, breathing angel,Copy !req
47. is engaged to another man.Copy !req
48. This is freaking me out.Copy !req
49. I...Copy !req
50. Okay, let's just switch
to the happy video, okay?Copy !req
51. No, no, no, no.
Let's push through.Copy !req
52. We'll do this.Copy !req
53. Today will either be the best
or the worst day of my life.Copy !req
54. Holly gave AJ an ultimatum.Copy !req
55. He either proposes by
new years or they break up.Copy !req
56. Now if she's engaged,
I'm gonna go crazy.Copy !req
57. And I'm gonna start
attacking people.Copy !req
58. If she's not engaged,
in all honesty,Copy !req
59. I may just burn this whole place
to the ground out of happiness.Copy !req
60. Either way, I am going
to need some talking down.Copy !req
61. And nobody talks me down
like myself in a videoCopy !req
62. talking me down.Copy !req
63. Michael, I know
what you're thinking.Copy !req
64. Holly is engaged
to somebody elseCopy !req
65. and you want to kill yourself.Copy !req
66. That may seem like
a good idea, but it's not.Copy !req
67. Snot.Copy !req
68. Sorry, it sounded like
you said, "it's snot."Copy !req
69. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
70. Okay, so killing yourself...Copy !req
71. I was just thinking about snot.Copy !req
72. Good morning.Copy !req
73. Hey, guys.
Uh, fun thing.Copy !req
74. The index cards on your desk
are resolution cards.Copy !req
75. You write your new year's
resolution on them,Copy !req
76. I'll collect them,
and then display the cards onCopy !req
77. This...Copy !req
78. Resolution board.Copy !req
79. Wow, did your baby draw that?Copy !req
80. The glitter is blinding.Copy !req
81. - Oh, I think it's good.
- It's gonna be fun.Copy !req
82. I recently met sue,
the office administratorCopy !req
83. at vance refrigeration.Copy !req
84. She has this awesome wallCopy !req
85. full of fun initiatives
and morale boosters and stuff.Copy !req
86. Sue just goes for it.
She's awesome.Copy !req
87. I know sue,
she's not that great.Copy !req
88. And you know her husband's
in a wheel chair, right?Copy !req
89. - Okay, champagne.
- Happy.Copy !req
90. - Sponge.
- Sad.Copy !req
91. To soak up my tears.Copy !req
92. Gummi bears and gummi worms.Copy !req
93. Bears sad, worms happy.
C'mon, man.Copy !req
94. Ukuleles... Happy?Copy !req
95. Sad.
Something to break.Copy !req
96. Chocolates.Copy !req
97. For you, job well done.Copy !req
98. Thank you.Copy !req
99. And two bottles of scotch.Copy !req
100. Both sad.Copy !req
101. And did you get the tickets?Copy !req
102. I did, I did indeed.Copy !req
103. Two front row center
to Paula Poundstone,Copy !req
104. live in Poughkeepsie.Copy !req
105. Holly's favorite.Copy !req
106. I hope she doesn't call us up
onstage, that would suck.Copy !req
107. Hey, you think you
could do my job better?Copy !req
108. I don't know.
What's your name?Copy !req
109. Michael.Copy !req
110. I'm really excited
for Michael either way.Copy !req
111. Because if Holly chooses
to be with him,Copy !req
112. he will be so, so happy.Copy !req
113. And if not, he'll be avoidingCopy !req
114. the biggest mistake
of his life.Copy !req
115. Oh.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
116. I'd like to introduce you to
a new little friend of mine.Copy !req
117. His name is
new year's resolution board.Copy !req
118. Shaaaaa... shut up.
Hello.Copy !req
119. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
120. What happened?
Is there a ring?Copy !req
121. So, high five me.
We're back.Copy !req
122. To a happy...
aaaah.Copy !req
123. Look at those.Copy !req
124. Mittens.
Those a present?Copy !req
125. Come on.Copy !req
126. They're warm.Copy !req
127. Those are so fuzzy and warm.Copy !req
128. Aah, let me feel those.
Let me feel that.Copy !req
129. Put her there.
Give me a good firm one.Copy !req
130. Ooh, that's a good,
firm handshake.Copy !req
131. You're hired.Copy !req
132. Yes, well let's get right into
the Anderson account, shall we?Copy !req
133. Oh, definitely.
Yes, yes, right away.Copy !req
134. - Okay.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
135. Right away.
Okay.Copy !req
136. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
137. Want me to crank
the thermostat to 90?Copy !req
138. Smoke her out?Copy !req
139. She can't keep those
mittens on forever.Copy !req
140. Yes... no, what?
Stop.Copy !req
141. Yes.Copy !req
142. Congrat...Copy !req
143. - wow.
- Ooh.Copy !req
144. Oh, my God.
That's it, that's it.Copy !req
145. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
146. Everybody knows
about the ultimatum.Copy !req
147. Yes, I told everyone.Copy !req
148. Ha, ha!
Ha, ha!Copy !req
149. Hey, right back at you, bitch.Copy !req
150. Happy, happy, happy, happy!Copy !req
151. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
152. Okay, calm down!
Breathe.Copy !req
153. I'm trying.Copy !req
154. I said breathe.Copy !req
155. I'm trying.Copy !req
156. Wait a second.Copy !req
157. Are you listening to music?Copy !req
158. What?Copy !req
159. Shut that off.Copy !req
160. I'm not listening to the music.Copy !req
161. Fine, just go crazyCopy !req
162. for a little while.Copy !req
163. Ha ha, whoo!Copy !req
164. Looking good.Copy !req
165. You're looking good.Copy !req
166. Mmph, mmph!Copy !req
167. Oh, I gotcha, I gotcha!Copy !req
168. I'm pulling you back!Copy !req
169. - Michael dance-off!Copy !req
170. Oh, that's nice.
That's nice.Copy !req
171. Go!Copy !req
172. Me, okay!Copy !req
173. Mm, mm, uh, oh yeah!Copy !req
174. Nice!Copy !req
175. We're gonna calm down later.Copy !req
176. I'm doing it.Copy !req
177. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
178. Oh, yeah!
Right there, right there!Copy !req
179. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
180. Hey, Dwight.
I'm collecting resolution cards.Copy !req
181. - Not doing that.
- Why not?Copy !req
182. I've achieved plenty,Copy !req
183. and there's no better
than the best.Copy !req
184. Drink less caffeine.Copy !req
185. That's a good one, Pam.
Here's mine.Copy !req
186. Learn to cook for one.Copy !req
187. Yeah, I love cooking.Copy !req
188. But I always find myself
throwing outCopy !req
189. half the food that I prepare.Copy !req
190. So I figured it's time
to start preparingCopy !req
191. the right amount of food
for the rightCopy !req
192. number of people, which is one.Copy !req
193. Well, maybe
you'll meet someone.Copy !req
194. No, some people
just don't meet someone.Copy !req
195. I'm fine with it.Copy !req
196. Really.Copy !req
197. This is not a pity party.Copy !req
198. It's not a party at all.Copy !req
199. It's just sad.Copy !req
200. - Angela.
- Yes.Copy !req
201. "Make time for romance."Copy !req
202. Who's the senator?Copy !req
203. My boyfriend.Copy !req
204. Oh.
Oh, you mean the state senator.Copy !req
205. I'm sorry, I was confusedCopy !req
206. 'cause you accidentally
wrote "the senator."Copy !req
207. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
208. It's that easy?
That's not a resolution.Copy !req
209. That's just something
I wanna do.Copy !req
210. Okay, fine.Copy !req
211. I can do that.Copy !req
212. My resolution is...Copy !req
213. Meet a loose woman.Copy !req
214. Oh, God.Copy !req
215. - That's a good one.
- Yeah?Copy !req
216. You know what?
That's my new one.Copy !req
217. I'm taking that one, too.
Awesome.Copy !req
218. You know what
you guys should do?Copy !req
219. Go to the book store at lunch.Copy !req
220. There's tons of cuties and
it's easy to talk to them.Copy !req
221. "Hey, what book is that?Copy !req
222. "Cool, let's hang out tonight.Copy !req
223. Sex already?
Whoa."Copy !req
224. - The book store?
- It's that easy?Copy !req
225. I'll come with you,
show you how it's done.Copy !req
226. - Okay.
- I'll drive.Copy !req
227. My resolution is to read more.Copy !req
228. And if someone else is
driving me to the book store,Copy !req
229. I can eat my pb&j in the car.Copy !req
230. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.Copy !req
231. Hello.Copy !req
232. Oh, somebody's got a new phone.Copy !req
233. - Yeah.
- That is neat.Copy !req
234. I got it for Christmas.
I'm so out of my league here.Copy !req
235. E.T. Phone Holly.Copy !req
236. Holly like phone?Copy !req
237. Holly misses old phone.Copy !req
238. Why?Copy !req
239. New phone is confusing.Copy !req
240. Gets bad reception.Copy !req
241. Oh, bummer.Copy !req
242. Bummer.Copy !req
243. Reese's pieces.Copy !req
244. Reese's pieces?Copy !req
245. Oh, God.
Please stop.Copy !req
246. I still have my old phone.Copy !req
247. This thing, indestructible.Copy !req
248. Oh, I should get this.Copy !req
249. Hey.Copy !req
250. Oh, no.
Don't go see that one.Copy !req
251. I want to see that together.Copy !req
252. Yeah, go see that action one.Copy !req
253. Okay.Copy !req
254. I love you, too.Copy !req
255. All right.Copy !req
256. Holly doesn't
seem to be engaged,Copy !req
257. but she's talking
to AJ like she is.Copy !req
258. I can't figure it out.Copy !req
259. Do you think she's already
dating a different AJ?Copy !req
260. I don't think so.Copy !req
261. When you broke it off with RoyCopy !req
262. did you still
tell him you loved him?Copy !req
263. - No.
- But you did still love him.Copy !req
264. - I'm not gonna have...
- Do you love him now?Copy !req
265. No!
Just talk to her.Copy !req
266. No, she'd just resent me.Copy !req
267. Or worse, she would
think of me as her friend.Copy !req
268. Oh, hi friend.Copy !req
269. Yuck.Copy !req
270. I'll talk to her, Michael.Copy !req
271. You think she'd talk to you?Copy !req
272. Why wouldn't she?Copy !req
273. That's true, she's really nice.Copy !req
274. She'd talk to anybody.Copy !req
275. Why don't you bring
Erin to balance you out.Copy !req
276. There's a plan.Copy !req
277. All right.Copy !req
278. We should divide up by section.Copy !req
279. I will take romance and travel.Copy !req
280. I'll take the entirety
of the second floor.Copy !req
281. I got that cutie
behind the counter.Copy !req
282. - Well, if you read a lot you
should check out our e-readers.Copy !req
283. They're really neat.Copy !req
284. Oh, I work at a paper company.Copy !req
285. Those things terrify me.Copy !req
286. They could put us
out of business, you know?Copy !req
287. Heard those machines are,
like, ten bucks a month.Copy !req
288. Actually, it's $10,000.Copy !req
289. Holy.
What?Copy !req
290. Let me see that.Copy !req
291. So light.Copy !req
292. Like a croissant.Copy !req
293. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
294. Welcome.Copy !req
295. Let us know if
you need anything.Copy !req
296. - Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
297. Why did we pretend
like we work here?Copy !req
298. Is that what we were doing?Copy !req
299. I don't know, uh...Copy !req
300. Hey, how'd you do?Copy !req
301. - Good.
- Good, real good.Copy !req
302. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
303. I think we kinda nailed it.Copy !req
304. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
305. But, you know, this place is
kinda tapped out, so let's roll.Copy !req
306. - Cool.
- Okay.Copy !req
307. - What'd you get?
- A book about oceans.Copy !req
308. Oh, really?
What else? Let me see.Copy !req
309. That's, uh, porn.
Pornography.Copy !req
310. Old lady.
Nasty porn.Copy !req
311. Follow my lead.Copy !req
312. Hey, want some company?
Want some company?Copy !req
313. Oh, sure.
Have a seat.Copy !req
314. How were your breaks?Copy !req
315. Oh, really good.
I went to Portugal.Copy !req
316. I went to Portugal.Copy !req
317. Oh, wow.
You went together?Copy !req
318. - No.
- No.Copy !req
319. So, I just gotta know.
What's going on with you and AJ?Copy !req
320. Nothing really happened.Copy !req
321. I mean, I know
I made a big dealCopy !req
322. about this whole
new year's deadline,Copy !req
323. but, um, it came and went
and we're still together.Copy !req
324. You didn't
break up with AJ at all?Copy !req
325. I mean, not even for a week
to make him buy you a present?Copy !req
326. It just wasn't
fair of me to give himCopy !req
327. an ultimatum
in the first place.Copy !req
328. The whole thing
is totally my fault.Copy !req
329. But we're gonna be just fine.Copy !req
330. Just fine.Copy !req
331. - Whoa.
- Hold on.Copy !req
332. I am not going back until
I fulfill my resolution.Copy !req
333. - Oh, no, no, no.
Uh-uh.Copy !req
334. Come on, why not?Copy !req
335. I've never been in one before.Copy !req
336. I'm tired of beingCopy !req
337. Mr. perfect role model
all the time.Copy !req
338. I'm telling you, don't do it.Copy !req
339. I got nothing against
strip clubs,Copy !req
340. but I do have something against
them at noon on a Monday.Copy !req
341. The day shift at a strip club?Copy !req
342. You can't unsee that.Copy !req
343. Well, we can't just go back.Copy !req
344. I mean, we came out
to meet women.Copy !req
345. Hey, there's a roller rink
across the street.Copy !req
346. There's always
chicks at the rink.Copy !req
347. What kind of chicks
are you gonna meet there?Copy !req
348. I don't know.Copy !req
349. Single moms at a skating party?Copy !req
350. Sweet 16, ten-year
reunion parties.Copy !req
351. Chicks fall down,
need help getting back up.Copy !req
352. Roller derby practice.Copy !req
353. Aah!
Rrrawr!Copy !req
354. We're going skating.Copy !req
355. The goal of this meeting
is to get everybodyCopy !req
356. excited about
their resolutions.Copy !req
357. Who's been good about
their resolution so far?Copy !req
358. - Me.
- Mm.Copy !req
359. Erin, tell us about it.Copy !req
360. Well, my goal was to learn
a new word every single day.Copy !req
361. And I must say that
it is going immensely.Copy !req
362. Cool.Copy !req
363. Here's a little "way to go"
gift from sabre.Copy !req
364. - Intercepted.
- Hey.Copy !req
365. Huh?
Whoops.Copy !req
366. Creed, I notice you don't
have a resolution on the board.Copy !req
367. What's yours?Copy !req
368. I want to do a cart wheel.Copy !req
369. They're real casual, I think.Copy !req
370. Not enough to make
a big deal out of it.Copy !req
371. But I know everybody saw it,Copy !req
372. just one stunning,
gorgeous cartwheel.Copy !req
373. How's it going?Copy !req
374. I'm having a
little trouble motivating.Copy !req
375. One of the hardest partsCopy !req
376. about making resolutions
is keeping them.Copy !req
377. In fact, most resolutions
are abandoned by February.Copy !req
378. - Or sooner.
- Yeah.Copy !req
379. - It's not a joke.
- But that's okay.Copy !req
380. Because it's not about being
perfect, it's about trying.Copy !req
381. In fact, why don't we go around
and confess some of the waysCopy !req
382. that we've already
fudged on our resolutions?Copy !req
383. Well, I said that I would
eat more vegetables,Copy !req
384. and I haven't yet.Copy !req
385. But it's okay.
I still have time.Copy !req
386. Since last year I ate none.Copy !req
387. Okay, well, my confessionCopy !req
388. is that today
I had a sip of coffee.Copy !req
389. But that's fine.
Is it?Copy !req
390. Yes, because with
all of your support,Copy !req
391. by this time next year maybeCopy !req
392. I'll be down to one
glass of iced tea a week.Copy !req
393. Next year?
Come on.Copy !req
394. I mean, what is the point?Copy !req
395. What is the point of that?Copy !req
396. I made a resolution to floss.
And I did it.Copy !req
397. 12:01, January 1st.
Bam!Copy !req
398. Blood everywhere.Copy !req
399. Not all of us are
Michael freakin' Scott.Copy !req
400. What is wrong with you people?Copy !req
401. Can't you stick to anything?Copy !req
402. Erin, I want you
to go to the kitchenCopy !req
403. and get me some vegetables.Copy !req
404. Creed, you say you
want to do a cartwheel?Copy !req
405. Nothing's stopping you.Copy !req
406. Come on, old man.
Do a cartwheel!Copy !req
407. Well, I can't.
I don't know how.Copy !req
408. You're just going
to somersault aroundCopy !req
409. for the rest of your life.Copy !req
410. And you know what's gonna
be on your tombstone?Copy !req
411. Loser.Copy !req
412. My tombstone's
already made, thank you.Copy !req
413. Just do a cartwheel!Copy !req
414. This is all I could find.Copy !req
415. Eat it.Copy !req
416. You don't have
to do that, Kevin.Copy !req
417. Oh, no.
I'm glad this is happening.Copy !req
418. Thank you, Michael.Copy !req
419. Why are you eating stem first?Copy !req
420. This is a new food for me.
How else should I eat it?Copy !req
421. Can I get some cheez whiz?
Or hollandaise?Copy !req
422. No, no.Copy !req
423. No cheez whiz, no hollandaise,
no chocolate sauce, just eat it.Copy !req
424. Come on,
here comes the airplane.Copy !req
425. There you go... Open, open,
into the hanger, there you go.Copy !req
426. - Oh, no.
- Michael.Copy !req
427. Yeah, eat it.Copy !req
428. Put it in your mouth,
and just eat it.Copy !req
429. God, I hate it.Copy !req
430. I don't care whether you
hate it, you said you'd do it!Copy !req
431. - Michael, Michael.
- All right.Copy !req
432. - Eat it, eat it!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
433. You're killing him, Michael.Copy !req
434. All right,
all right, all right!Copy !req
435. - Michael!
- Shh!Copy !req
436. Okay, I ate the Fluffy part.
Can I be done?Copy !req
437. Let me see if you swallowed it.Copy !req
438. Open your mouth.Copy !req
439. Under your tongue.Copy !req
440. Oh, God!Copy !req
441. You guys are pathetic.Copy !req
442. Can I get some
candy or something?Copy !req
443. - No, you can't have any candy!
- I'll get him water.Copy !req
444. Okay, Michael.
Just settle down.Copy !req
445. God!Copy !req
446. Yes, Michael?Copy !req
447. Not Michael, e.T.Copy !req
448. What's up?Copy !req
449. Well, I just want to talk
about what happened in there.Copy !req
450. Oh.
No, Michael.Copy !req
451. I don't want to
talk about it with you.Copy !req
452. And I'm fine, I just...
I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
453. Okay.Copy !req
454. Holly, come on in.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
455. I thought there should
be an hr rep here for this.Copy !req
456. So Kevin and creed, things gotCopy !req
457. a little bit intense
in the conference room.Copy !req
458. - You think?
- And I wanted to apologize.Copy !req
459. These resolutions
should be about you,Copy !req
460. and I made it about me.Copy !req
461. And it was none of my beeswax.Copy !req
462. You were super mean.Copy !req
463. It was insensitive
and I am sorry.Copy !req
464. It was traumatizing, Michael.Copy !req
465. I wouldn't be surprised if
I never ate a vegetable again.Copy !req
466. I really wanted you to follow
through on your resolutions.Copy !req
467. The cartwheel, the veggies.Copy !req
468. I...Copy !req
469. I care about you.
Very much.Copy !req
470. And you loom so
large in my heartCopy !req
471. that I crossed the line.Copy !req
472. Okay, Michael, no offense.Copy !req
473. But you need to
get your own life.Copy !req
474. You're right.Copy !req
475. And I hope that we
can still be friends.Copy !req
476. I don't think
I'm there yet, boss.Copy !req
477. - Well, I am.
- Okay.Copy !req
478. All right.Copy !req
479. - I'm gonna help you.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
480. Hey, uh, it's just you.Copy !req
481. Anything you want to hear?Copy !req
482. Um, Dave Matthews Band.Copy !req
483. No hits, deep tracks only.Copy !req
484. Okay.Copy !req
485. I said, no hits.Copy !req
486. - Hey, Ryan.
- Yeah.Copy !req
487. How's your fart project coming?Copy !req
488. That's real,
real classy, Kevin.Copy !req
489. Hey, was it me or you
that just shovedCopy !req
490. the butt end of a pound of
broccoli into my mouthCopy !req
491. because Michael told me to.Copy !req
492. - Me.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
493. - Kevin, don't.
- Mm.Copy !req
494. Come on.Copy !req
495. Oh, Pam?
Soda... Caffeine.Copy !req
496. Yeah, just a little.Copy !req
497. I have a lot
to deal with today.Copy !req
498. Well, if you don't
have to do 'em...Copy !req
499. Meredith, what are you doing?
I could be pregnant.Copy !req
500. Okay, no.Copy !req
501. Oh, my resolution was
to get more attention.Copy !req
502. Nope, she's lying.Copy !req
503. Hey, Ryan.Copy !req
504. One, two, three.Copy !req
505. I did it.
I did a cartwheel.Copy !req
506. You, You!Copy !req
507. God!Copy !req
508. - Okay, that's it.
- God!Copy !req
509. Lesson learned.Copy !req
510. - What's up?
- Hey, where'd you go?Copy !req
511. - To the arcade.
- Oh, cool.Copy !req
512. Why, did you meet someone?Copy !req
513. Yeah.
I did, actually.Copy !req
514. - Oh?
- His name is Andy.Copy !req
515. And he roller skates
like a Greek God.Copy !req
516. And you know what?Copy !req
517. I kinda like
hanging out with him.Copy !req
518. Right on, son.Copy !req
519. Gentlemen.Copy !req
520. And where did you go?Copy !req
521. Strip club.Copy !req
522. I was looking at the strippers
at the strip club.Copy !req
523. - Right.
- So that's it, guys?Copy !req
524. If you want I can
put on the strobe.Copy !req
525. Yeah!Copy !req
526. Do you want to keep this?Copy !req
527. Do you want to keep this?Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. - Do you wanna keep this?
- No, you can toss them.Copy !req
530. My resolution?Copy !req
531. I never want to
make Holly cry again.Copy !req
532. Unless it's from
laughing too hard.Copy !req
533. Or making love too beautifully.Copy !req
534. We're gonna be just fine.Copy !req
535. You know how you
say something over and overCopy !req
536. and the words
start to sound weird?Copy !req
537. Going to be just fine.Copy !req
538. Just fine, just fine, just fine.Copy !req
539. I just think we need to
cool things down for a while.Copy !req
540. Yeah, a break.Copy !req
541. At least until I
get back to nashua.Copy !req
542. Yeah, I'm sure.Copy !req
543. Look at where you're
going to be doing the cartwheel.Copy !req
544. So look where you're
going to be placing your hand.Copy !req
545. So pick a spot.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
546. - You ready to do this?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
547. You know what? I'm gonna stay
here as long as it takes.Copy !req
548. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
549. Go.Copy !req
550. I did it!Copy !req
551. You did?Copy !req
552. A perfect cartwheel.Copy !req
553. Okay, good!Copy !req
554. congratulations.Copy !req
555. Well, alright, see you tomorrow.Copy !req