1. This here is
a radon test kit.Copy !req
2. Okay, I'll be
putting them everywhere.Copy !req
3. And please don't
throw these out.Copy !req
4. This is a radon test kit.Copy !req
5. Please don't
throw these out.Copy !req
6. You'll see them
all over the office.Copy !req
7. Toby has been leaving
radon kits everywhereCopy !req
8. like he owns the place.Copy !req
9. The first time I threw
mine away, I thought
it was an ant trap.Copy !req
10. But I figured I'd
rather Iive with antsCopy !req
11. than with this
creepy little disk.Copy !req
12. The second time,
I thought it was
one of those,Copy !req
13. you know,
the things you turn over
and it moos like a cow thing,Copy !req
14. but upon closer examination
it was another ant trap,
so I threw it away.Copy !req
15. And the third time,
I did it out of spite.Copy !req
16. Come on, Michael,
you're interrupting.Copy !req
17. You're kidding me! God!Copy !req
18. You say radon is
silent but deadly
and then you expect meCopy !req
19. not to make farting noises
with my mouth?Copy !req
20. What is this?
Please sit down.Copy !req
21. You know what,
we're not gonna die
of radon,Copy !req
22. we're gonna die of boredom.Copy !req
23. Yeah.Copy !req
24. Right?Copy !req
25. And if I had a gun
with two bullets,Copy !req
26. and I was in a room
with Hitler,
Bin Laden and Toby,Copy !req
27. I would shoot Toby twice.Copy !req
28. Okay, all right.
You were being really funnyCopy !req
29. and then you went too far.Copy !req
30. I would kill Bin Laden
and then Toby.Copy !req
31. No. That's still . . .Copy !req
32. Okay, geniuses,
how would you do it?Copy !req
33. Curve the bullet
like in my favorite
James McAvoy film Wanted.Copy !req
34. All that does is help you
shoot around things.Copy !req
35. What does Bin Laden . . .
ls there
a curtain rod in the room?Copy !req
36. I don't know.Copy !req
37. How about
make-believe land has
anything you want?Copy !req
38. Stanley, please,
this is serious.Copy !req
39. Is this the thing
where they use an icicle
so there's no evidence?Copy !req
40. Yes, we should stab Toby
through the heart
with an icicle.Copy !req
41. (GROANS) Come on,
the whole two bullet thing
is a red herring.Copy !req
42. Here's how you do it.
You line them all up,Copy !req
43. you take one bullet,
shoot them all
through the throatCopy !req
44. at the same time.Copy !req
45. Watch this.
Phyllis, you're Hitler,
come up here.Copy !req
46. Toby, you're Toby.
Andy, you're Bin Laden.
Line up.Copy !req
47. I don't want to do this.
Throats together.Copy !req
48. Toby, just do it!
Toby, come on.Copy !req
49. God.Copy !req
50. Ready, one bullet and . . .Copy !req
51. Boom!Copy !req
52. Yeah, that works.Copy !req
53. It worked!Copy !req
54. What flavors did you get?Copy !req
55. It's so exciting, Pam.Copy !req
56. The Eagles are doing
a theme of ice creams
in honor of turning 60.Copy !req
57. "Despera-Dough,
Witchy-Womanilla."
Why do they do this?Copy !req
58. Do you want me to
go back to the store?Copy !req
59. No, no, no, it's fine.
I was just commenting.Copy !req
60. We got to get these out,
open them up.
Okay.Copy !req
61. This is all for Michael.
Turns out his
girlfriend was married.Copy !req
62. Yeah,
and when Michael
gets a broken heart,Copy !req
63. this whole place
comes to a halt,Copy !req
64. so, we're just trying to
get out in front of this.Copy !req
65. After his last breakup,
he ate 40,000 calories
in three hours.Copy !req
66. Right, Pam?
That's what Pam told me.Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. Or, no, well,
I don't know.Copy !req
69. I'm sorry.
I was up all night
with Cece.Copy !req
70. Otherwise I'd be
running this.Copy !req
71. That's okay.Copy !req
72. You probably shouldn't
keep a baby up that late.Copy !req
73. We have Mr. Bean
playing in
the conference room,Copy !req
74. and the Pink Panther
movie in his office.Copy !req
75. With half hour shifts
to watch with him.Copy !req
76. And we need bodies
in both these rooms,
people.Copy !req
77. So, please sign up.Copy !req
78. He's coming.
Oh. Okay.Copy !req
79. Everyone, remember
when he gets like this,Copy !req
80. he will wallow
if you empathize.Copy !req
81. Keep conversations light.Copy !req
82. And if you get stuck
and you don't know
what to do,Copy !req
83. make a random
sound effect.Copy !req
84. Okay, farting noise,
whatever. Okay.Copy !req
85. Hey, everyone.
No, out.Copy !req
86. Get out, right now.
Leave now.Copy !req
87. Get out. Right now.Copy !req
88. Please, please!Copy !req
89. And if he makes a joke,
just laugh it upCopy !req
90. no matter what, okay?Copy !req
91. Morning, everyone.
Hey!Copy !req
92. Hey!Copy !req
93. Hello.Copy !req
94. Michael,
nice tie or something.Copy !req
95. Thank you.
It's reversible, I think.Copy !req
96. That's hilarious.
That's awesome.Copy !req
97. You want some ice cream?Copy !req
98. Oh! Wow. Are those
Eagles flavors?Copy !req
99. "Cake It To The Limit,"
that's my favorite.Copy !req
100. I love that.
Too much for me to
have by myself.Copy !req
101. Anybody want to share?Copy !req
102. Okay, well . . . That's random.
I will dig into those later.Copy !req
103. I don't follow this
exactly.Copy !req
104. "The descendents
of any replicantsCopy !req
105. "from this union
shall have . . ."Copy !req
106. Joint custody.
Joint custody.Copy !req
107. Are we talking about
your grandchildren?Copy !req
108. No.
No.Copy !req
109. Rather than spend
all day in court,Copy !req
110. we have decided to
settle our dispute
using a mediator.Copy !req
111. It was an option
spelled out in our
child-rearing contract.Copy !req
112. Alleged contract.Copy !req
113. Alleged?Copy !req
114. I'm going to own your farm
by the time this is over.Copy !req
115. Pfft. Yeah, just try.
I will do legal jujitsu
on you.Copy !req
116. Yeah.Copy !req
117. See, don't even
need to make contact.
The law will do it.Copy !req
118. So much of this is
just impossible to verify.Copy !req
119. ltem five, point B,
the beet juice cleanse.Copy !req
120. I'm doing it.
You know I am.
It's disgusting.Copy !req
121. How do we know this?
I'd like to see
a stool sample.Copy !req
122. Dwight, look at my teeth.Copy !req
123. Ugh!Copy !req
124. No secret crying.Copy !req
125. Hasn't even opened
the tissue box in there.Copy !req
126. Could he still be seeing her?Copy !req
127. I don't think he'd do that.Copy !req
128. So, we're gonna say
the most likely scenarioCopy !req
129. is that Michael
matured overnight?Copy !req
130. It happened to
Tom Hanks in Big.Copy !req
131. Exactly.
It happened in Big.Copy !req
132. No, I gotta go.
Text me later.Copy !req
133. I'm really too
tired to do this.
Me, too.Copy !req
134. Then let's just not do this.Copy !req
135. Do you have any idea
of the risks involved?Copy !req
136. Hey, Michael.
Hey.Copy !req
137. We were wondering
if you'd like to have
dinner with us tonightCopy !req
138. in our home and
play with our baby?Copy !req
139. We could order in
from Hooters.Copy !req
140. Hooters to go, nice.Copy !req
141. We can watch a movie
and play Rock Band.Copy !req
142. Billy Joel Rock Band.Copy !req
143. That exists?Copy !req
144. Yes.Copy !req
145. Okay, well, I'll have to
take a rain check,
but thanks for the offer.Copy !req
146. Michael Scott,
are you still seeing Donna?Copy !req
147. Okay, Pam,Copy !req
148. she's not invisible,
so stop asking
silly questions.Copy !req
149. Michael.Copy !req
150. Since when is this an officeCopy !req
151. where we delve into
each other's personal lives?Copy !req
152. I like Donna.Copy !req
153. Is it wrong to
keep seeing her?Copy !req
154. Depends on who you ask.
I mean,
if you ask her husbandCopy !req
155. or you took a random poll,
yeah, it's wrong.Copy !req
156. That is something
I would never do.Copy !req
157. Well,
I think we all know what
you're capable of, Meredith.Copy !req
158. Hey, I have never cheated on,
been cheated on
or been used to cheat with.Copy !req
159. I ask everyone in the room,
"Are you in a relationship?"Copy !req
160. People, this is ScrantonCopy !req
161. and many people
consider that to beCopy !req
162. the Paris of
northeastern Pennsylvania.Copy !req
163. And in Paris,
it is rude for a woman to
have less than four lovers.Copy !req
164. Ugh! Ryan, I do not
want you hanging out
with Michael anymore.Copy !req
165. Okay.Copy !req
166. Okay, I will have you know
that I asked Donna about thisCopy !req
167. and she is fine with it.Copy !req
168. And just to be sure,
I asked her again afterward,
same answer.Copy !req
169. How does he feel about it?Copy !req
170. He is never gonna find out.Copy !req
171. He is a high school
baseball coach,Copy !req
172. he wakes up early,
he goes to bed early.Copy !req
173. Look at how long it took
for him to find out.Copy !req
174. It was right under his nose.
I had to tell him.Copy !req
175. Okay, now you're
just being hurtful.Copy !req
176. I'm sorry.Copy !req
177. Why is it okay
for Stanley to cheat?
Or for Phyllis to cheat?Copy !req
178. Hey.Copy !req
179. On her diet.Copy !req
180. He's a sports guy.
He's scummy.Copy !req
181. Dog fighting,
drugs, they spit.Copy !req
182. Did Donna tell you that?Copy !req
183. Real Sports with
Bryant Gumball.Copy !req
184. So, you're just
making a giant assumption.
You don't even know the guy.Copy !req
185. You know what?
You know what?Copy !req
186. I am declaring
a moment of silence
right now.Copy !req
187. Ten minutes of silence
honoring Michael Jackson.Copy !req
188. Just sit there
and think about
Michael Jackson.Copy !req
189. My name's Andy Bernard
and I am a cuckold.Copy !req
190. For those of you unfamiliar
with William Shakespeare,Copy !req
191. a cuckold is
a man whose woman
is cheating on him.Copy !req
192. I've lived the part.Copy !req
193. And let me tell you,
I would so much rather
play the part on stage.Copy !req
194. So, here's the thing
about infidelity.Copy !req
195. No, no.Copy !req
196. When are you people
going to stop
casting the first stone?Copy !req
197. I am not in the wrong here.
I am the good guy.Copy !req
198. How does that work?Copy !req
199. Do you think this husband
is a super sweet, nice guy?Copy !req
200. Do you think he's an angel?
I don't think so.Copy !req
201. Why is his wife going off
and having a little
something-something with me?Copy !req
202. There has to be
a problem with him.Copy !req
203. In any cheating movie,
the person getting
cheated on is the hero.Copy !req
204. You're Ali Larter,
I'm Beyoncé.Copy !req
205. I am Beyoncé always.Copy !req
206. Not this time.
Yes, I am.Copy !req
207. This guy's a high school
baseball coach, right?Copy !req
208. Let's go check him out,
see what
a horrible person he is.Copy !req
209. I would love that.
Yeah.Copy !req
210. Those teams have games
and practices every day.
Let's go check it out.Copy !req
211. I have work to do.Copy !req
212. Really?
I thought you were the boss.Copy !req
213. Let's go.Copy !req
214. I can't wait to see
this jerk who is making me
cheat on his wife.Copy !req
215. I should punch him
in the noseCopy !req
216. for what he's
making me do to her.Copy !req
217. All right, Andy, please.Copy !req
218. Baseball!
Shh!Copy !req
219. Try not to draw attention,
please.Copy !req
220. That's him. That's him.Copy !req
221. Where?
Right there.Copy !req
222. The coach.Copy !req
223. Stage right or stage left?Copy !req
224. I played batboy
in Damn Yankees.Copy !req
225. Right there. Look, look.
Follow my finger, okay? See?Copy !req
226. The grownup by the base.Copy !req
227. And now coaching third base
with two arms, two legsCopy !req
228. and a heart capable
of feeling pain . . .Copy !req
229. All right.
Can you just . . .
. . .is number . . .Copy !req
230. Can you just act normal
for a second, please?Copy !req
231. Whatever.
I'm the one blending in.Copy !req
232. Guys?
Pam?Copy !req
233. Hey. Oh! Hi, Gabe.Copy !req
234. Can you two please
join me in my office?
Now.Copy !req
235. You were supposed
to be the lookout.Copy !req
236. Yeah, well,
it's really warm in here.
It's like a sleeping bag.Copy !req
237. I don't want to
be the heavy here,
but honestly, guys,Copy !req
238. this makes us all look bad.Copy !req
239. Sorry about that.
So embarrassing.Copy !req
240. Good, okay,
end of the dressing down.Copy !req
241. I just hate that part
of the job, you know?
The power dynamic.Copy !req
242. Well, you were
surprisingly restrained.Copy !req
243. We will be well
rested tomorrow.Copy !req
244. Okay. That's great, actually,Copy !req
245. because I wanted
to talk to you
about something else.Copy !req
246. Excellent. Go for it.Copy !req
247. I'm sure you got my e-mail
about the printer fires,Copy !req
248. the one with
the branching decision tree.Copy !req
249. I actually
designed that chart.Copy !req
250. Kind of hoping
it catches on.Copy !req
251. Anyway, the question is,Copy !req
252. what is the best
way to disseminate
important informationCopy !req
253. in an efficient way?Copy !req
254. Right. So let's . . .Copy !req
255. Finally, there's
a provision here
in the occurrenceCopy !req
256. that the child is
born an old man,Copy !req
257. à la Benjamin Button.Copy !req
258. Same page.
Go to the next one.
Same page. We're fine there.Copy !req
259. Just keep moving.Copy !req
260. Despite
the provision coveringCopy !req
261. whether this is all
part of The Matrix . . .Copy !req
262. Which we can't know . . .Copy !req
263. . . . this is essentially . . .Copy !req
264. . . . unless we're unplugged . . .Copy !req
265. . . . equivalent to a donor
or surrogate contract . . .Copy !req
266. . . . and wake up in the future.Copy !req
267. . . . which is
actually pretty common.Copy !req
268. So, I have to tell you
that this is
a solid contract.Copy !req
269. What?Copy !req
270. Look, I can't enforce
that anybody have a child
with anyone else.Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. So essentially
this comes down to damages.Copy !req
273. Now, there is some precedence
for the range of $30,000.Copy !req
274. What?Copy !req
275. I don't have
$30,000 lying around.Copy !req
276. I have it buried very deeply,Copy !req
277. and I don't want to dig past
a certain someone to get it.Copy !req
278. Chase Dixon is up,
could be a big play.Copy !req
279. You have no idea what
you're talking about.Copy !req
280. I know it's like cricket.Copy !req
281. No. No.Copy !req
282. Well, home plate
is like a wicket.Copy !req
283. You don't know,
you don't know anything.Copy !req
284. Look at him.
Look at him over there.Copy !req
285. High fiving?
He didn't even do anything.Copy !req
286. The kid did all the work.Copy !req
287. I bet he does that at home.Copy !req
288. I bet it's like, "Hey,
Donna, why don't you
wash the dishes?Copy !req
289. "High five, Donna."Copy !req
290. "Hey, why don't you bring
me my slippers? High five.
I'm taking all the credit."Copy !req
291. He seems pretty
well liked by the team.Copy !req
292. Okay, well, that's because
he's paying their salary.Copy !req
293. You do know
that high school coaches
don't pay their players.Copy !req
294. I know. I know. I know.Copy !req
295. That was a euphemism.Copy !req
296. $30,000?
There's got to be another way.Copy !req
297. He has a 60-acre beet farm
that is worth
a small fortune.Copy !req
298. Look, I will not pay.Copy !req
299. Well, I have an alternative.Copy !req
300. "lntercourse to completion
five individual timesCopy !req
301. "rendered at my discretion."Copy !req
302. Look, I don't think
that's actually legal.Copy !req
303. Agreed.Copy !req
304. Five times for $30,000?
Not a bad stud fee.Copy !req
305. Better than most horses.Copy !req
306. But not on your bed.
It's lumpy.Copy !req
307. Those lumps are cats,
and those cats have names,Copy !req
308. and those names
are Amber, Milky Way,
Dianne and Lumpy.Copy !req
309. Fine, five times.Copy !req
310. Look, I can't legally
watch this unfold.Copy !req
311. It's coming
a little dangerously
close to prostitution.Copy !req
312. I want eye contact.Copy !req
313. No.
Yes.Copy !req
314. Do you understand how rare
that is in nature?Copy !req
315. I'm not some farm animal.Copy !req
316. Great game, Coach.
Shh.Copy !req
317. Okay, all right,
don't, don't, don't.Copy !req
318. You guys are awesome.
Best game I've
ever seen in my life.Copy !req
319. Yeah, right.
You must be rooting
for the other guys.Copy !req
320. Ha! The other guys
can go die.Copy !req
321. Okay.
Baseball!Copy !req
322. Go talk to him.Copy !req
323. No, God,
you go talk to him.Copy !req
324. Shane, great game, man.Copy !req
325. Do I know you?Copy !req
326. No, just big fans.Copy !req
327. Both of us.Copy !req
328. Are you somebody's
parents?Copy !req
329. Are you guys Kenny's dads?Copy !req
330. (LAUGHS) No, no,
but we're gay for baseball.Copy !req
331. Okay.
But I have a wife, actually,Copy !req
332. who I really love a lot.
Yeah.Copy !req
333. Okay.Copy !req
334. Let's go!Copy !req
335. I am so into
the institution
of marriage.Copy !req
336. isn't marriage the best,
you know?Copy !req
337. Two good people
finding each other,Copy !req
338. getting all committed to
each other.Copy !req
339. You love baseball,
what else do you love?Copy !req
340. Let's round you out
as a person.Copy !req
341. Hey, I'm really sorry,
I'm just trying to
focus here on the game.Copy !req
342. I get it, man. I love it.
That's what
makes you a good coach.Copy !req
343. You know, but as a fan,
it just helps me
enjoy the game betterCopy !req
344. if I know
the coach loves his wife.Copy !req
345. Of course. Okay,
I've got to
get back to this.Copy !req
346. Of course.
All right.Copy !req
347. But real quick,
I want you to meet
my associate. Sheldon!Copy !req
348. No, no, no. I'm good.
Come on, get over here.Copy !req
349. Get over here.
Oh, my God. All right.Copy !req
350. Sheldon, say hi
to the nice coach.Copy !req
351. Sorry, I've got
some stomach cramps.Copy !req
352. It's all right,
it's all right,
just keep it going.Copy !req
353. Well, that was not at all
what I expected.Copy !req
354. My heart's still racing.Copy !req
355. I just looked
a man in the eyes
and I shook his hand.Copy !req
356. All the time I was thinking,
"I'm sleeping with your wife."Copy !req
357. You know who does that?
James freaking Bond.Copy !req
358. Okay, orange slices.Copy !req
359. There you go.
Thanks, Michael.Copy !req
360. Don't thank me,
thank Dylan's mom.Copy !req
361. There you go.Copy !req
362. Why would you throw
something wet at me?Copy !req
363. You love it.Copy !req
364. There you go.Copy !req
365. Now, were those
for the team?Copy !req
366. No. They didn't say "team,"
they just said "Coal Hawks."Copy !req
367. I don't think those
were yours to take.Copy !req
368. Well, then, it wouldn't
be the first timeCopy !req
369. I stole something
away from Coach Shane.Copy !req
370. I just want to
go on record as sayingCopy !req
371. that I do not
condone this affair.Copy !req
372. And I even went
so far as to
force MichaelCopy !req
373. to confront
the victim of his behavior.Copy !req
374. Did you talk to him?
I did.Copy !req
375. You talked to the man
whose wife you're
having an affair with?Copy !req
376. Wow, that is crazy.Copy !req
377. Was there a fist fight?Copy !req
378. No, we just talked.
He's very nice.Copy !req
379. And it didn't
change your mind?Copy !req
380. It did not.Copy !req
381. Michael, that's awful.Copy !req
382. isn't it?Copy !req
383. Yes.
I'm awful, aren't l?Copy !req
384. Yeah, that's pretty . . .Copy !req
385. I'm an awful guy. Ooh!Copy !req
386. How can you
live with yourself?Copy !req
387. I am what I am, Oscar.Copy !req
388. And I want what I want.
And right now
I want a piece of cake.Copy !req
389. From now on, when I'm hungry,
I am going to eat
whatever I am hungry for.Copy !req
390. That is
a dangerous game, friend-o.Copy !req
391. Well, because
I thought that it wasCopy !req
392. a book about Anthropologie,
the store.Copy !req
393. I don't know why
you were in that
part of the bookstore.Copy !req
394. Because it's next to
the baby section, okay?Copy !req
395. Well, that makes more sense.
You should have
said that at the beginning,Copy !req
396. when you said,
"l read a book
about anthropology."Copy !req
397. I don't even know
why you're screaming
at me right now.Copy !req
398. I'm not screaming.
I'm not screaming.Copy !req
399. That's Meredith's cake.
It's her birthday.Copy !req
400. I don't care.Copy !req
401. I have an appetite for life.Copy !req
402. Mmm.Copy !req
403. God, that's lemon.Copy !req
404. Good for you, man.
Good for you.Copy !req
405. He takes what he wants.Copy !req
406. You know what?Copy !req
407. I think you're attractive
and I want to sleep with you.Copy !req
408. What about Kelly?Copy !req
409. You read my mind.Copy !req
410. Is this a joke?Copy !req
411. Yep.Copy !req
412. It's hard to
live that way, man.Copy !req
413. You gotta really not care
what people think
about you, right?Copy !req
414. I don't know how
you do it, Michael.
I can't be that cold.Copy !req
415. You'll learn, baby,
you'll learn.Copy !req
416. I am
an honorable man and
I will honor the contract.Copy !req
417. But I don't have to
give her the good stuff.Copy !req
418. Schrute sperm are strong,
but they're no match
for a grown Schrute man.Copy !req
419. (CHUCKLES)
Let's see what she gets.Copy !req
420. Boss, we're out of paper.Copy !req
421. Yeah, I noticed that.Copy !req
422. Aren't you
gonna add any more?
Nope.Copy !req
423. He don't give
an F about nothing.Copy !req
424. I have got big balls.Copy !req
425. I don't think
I'm gonna make it.Copy !req
426. (YAWNlNG) What about
an energy drink
or something?Copy !req
427. It gets in the breast milk.
if I drink it, Cece drinks it
six hours later.Copy !req
428. Well, it doesn't mean
I can't drink it.Copy !req
429. Well, it does and it doesn't.Copy !req
430. I probably
shouldn't tell you this,Copy !req
431. but a lot guys
in the warehouse
work multiple jobs,Copy !req
432. so we have a place.Copy !req
433. A place?Copy !req
434. A restful location.Copy !req
435. Talk to Glen, he'll
take you up in the lift.Copy !req
436. You sleep in the warehouse?Copy !req
437. Light bulb's burned out,
so it's dark.Copy !req
438. And the heat
from the backup generator
keeps it nice and warm.Copy !req
439. Sometimes I think about it
when I'm trying to
fall asleep at home.Copy !req
440. But as far as
the rest of the office goes,
it doesn't exist. Okay?Copy !req
441. Okay.
Pam?Copy !req
442. Okay.Copy !req
443. For your signature.Copy !req
444. Okay.Copy !req
445. Phyllis?Copy !req
446. Okay, look at me.Copy !req
447. Phyllis, look at . . .
Okay, that's . . .Copy !req
448. All right, all right,
you know what?
I'm sick of this.Copy !req
449. I'm sick of the little
disapproving head shakes.Copy !req
450. if you think
that's going to have
any effect on me,Copy !req
451. it will not.Copy !req
452. I am going to leave
right now and go to
a motel to meet Donna.Copy !req
453. Why not your condo?Copy !req
454. Because a motel is dirty,
and it is sexy.Copy !req
455. Like me and like Donna.Copy !req
456. And frankly,
the stuff that we're into
isn't very condo-appropriate.Copy !req
457. Michael, will you drop it?Copy !req
458. Everybody's spoken their mind
and no one's
changing their mind.Copy !req
459. Okay, Morgan Freeman
narrating everything.Copy !req
460. Do you want
someone to stop you?
Because no one's going to.Copy !req
461. Nobody better try to stop me.Copy !req
462. Good.Copy !req
463. I could have stopped him.Copy !req
464. Are you warmed up?
No.Copy !req
465. God, Angela,
why is that always
my responsibility?Copy !req
466. What did you
do to yourself?Copy !req
467. Never mind.
Just . . . Never mind.Copy !req
468. Well, it better work.
It'll work.Copy !req
469. Stop kissing me.
(ANGELA SCOFFlNG)Copy !req
470. It's not in the contract.Copy !req
471. How do I feel about
breaking up with Donna?Copy !req
472. Good. Moral.
I feel proud.Copy !req
473. Like a grown-up.Copy !req
474. That was not easy
because I really
Iiked her a lot.Copy !req
475. I'm a Iittle bit
emotional right nowCopy !req
476. because I know
that I absolutely
made the right decision.Copy !req
477. At the end of the day,
we have to do what's right.Copy !req
478. And it was either
living with myselfCopy !req
479. or being happy.Copy !req
480. And I pickedCopy !req
481. theCopy !req
482. former.Copy !req
483. Michael Scott?
Yes?Copy !req
484. Do you want to make
a comment on the rumors?Copy !req
485. (SlGHlNG) Um . . .Copy !req
486. I have done some
very bad things.Copy !req
487. Things of which
I'm not proud.Copy !req
488. I would like to
publicly apologizeCopy !req
489. to the coach
and the players,Copy !req
490. and I vow to neverCopy !req
491. listen to
my bodily instincts
ever again.Copy !req
492. I'm talking about
the Sabre printers
that catch on fire.Copy !req
493. Oh! Okay,
I was talking about . . .
What's going on?Copy !req