1. This here is
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all over the office.
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radon kits everywhere
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mine away, I thought
it was an ant trap.
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rather Iive with ants
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creepy little disk.
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I thought it was
one of those,
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the things you turn over
and it moos like a cow thing,
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it was another ant trap,
so I threw it away.
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I did it out of spite.
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and then you expect me
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we're not gonna die
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with two bullets,
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with Hitler,
Bin Laden and Toby,
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You were being really funny
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and then Toby.
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how would you do it?
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like in my favorite
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shoot around things.
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ls there
a curtain rod in the room?
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make-believe land has
anything you want?
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this is serious.
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where they use an icicle
so there's no evidence?
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through the heart
with an icicle.
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the whole two bullet thing
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You line them all up,
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shoot them all
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45. Watch this.
Phyllis, you're Hitler,
come up here.
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Andy, you're Bin Laden.
Line up.
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Throats together.
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Toby, come on.
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a theme of ice creams
in honor of turning 60.
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Witchy-Womanilla."
Why do they do this?
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go back to the store?
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I was just commenting.
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open them up.
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Turns out his
girlfriend was married.
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and when Michael
gets a broken heart,
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comes to a halt,
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get out in front of this.
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he ate 40,000 calories
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That's what Pam told me.
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I don't know.
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I was up all night
with Cece.
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running this.
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keep a baby up that late.
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playing in
the conference room,
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movie in his office.
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to watch with him.
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in both these rooms,
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Oh. Okay.
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when he gets like this,
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if you empathize.
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and you don't know
what to do,
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sound effect.
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whatever. Okay.
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No, out.
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Leave now.
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just laugh it up
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Hey!
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nice tie or something.
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It's reversible, I think.
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That's awesome.
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Eagles flavors?
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that's my favorite.
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Too much for me to
have by myself.
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I will dig into those later.
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of any replicants
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shall have . . ."
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Joint custody.
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your grandchildren?
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No.
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all day in court,
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settle our dispute
using a mediator.
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spelled out in our
child-rearing contract.
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by the time this is over.
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115. Pfft. Yeah, just try.
I will do legal jujitsu
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117. See, don't even
need to make contact.
The law will do it.
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just impossible to verify.
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the beet juice cleanse.
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You know I am.
It's disgusting.
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I'd like to see
a stool sample.
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the tissue box in there.
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the most likely scenario
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matured overnight?
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Tom Hanks in Big.
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It happened in Big.
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Text me later.
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tired to do this.
Me, too.
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of the risks involved?
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Hey.
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if you'd like to have
dinner with us tonight
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play with our baby?
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from Hooters.
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and play Rock Band.
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145. Okay, well, I'll have to
take a rain check,
but thanks for the offer.
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are you still seeing Donna?
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so stop asking
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each other's personal lives?
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keep seeing her?
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I mean,
if you ask her husband
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yeah, it's wrong.
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I would never do.
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I think we all know what
you're capable of, Meredith.
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158. Hey, I have never cheated on,
been cheated on
or been used to cheat with.
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"Are you in a relationship?"
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consider that to be
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northeastern Pennsylvania.
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163. And in Paris,
it is rude for a woman to
have less than four lovers.
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164. Ugh! Ryan, I do not
want you hanging out
with Michael anymore.
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that I asked Donna about this
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I asked her again afterward,
same answer.
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baseball coach,
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he goes to bed early.
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for him to find out.
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I had to tell him.
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just being hurtful.
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for Stanley to cheat?
Or for Phyllis to cheat?
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He's scummy.
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181. Dog fighting,
drugs, they spit.
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Bryant Gumball.
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making a giant assumption.
You don't even know the guy.
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You know what?
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a moment of silence
right now.
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honoring Michael Jackson.
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and think about
Michael Jackson.
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189. My name's Andy Bernard
and I am a cuckold.
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190. For those of you unfamiliar
with William Shakespeare,
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a man whose woman
is cheating on him.
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193. And let me tell you,
I would so much rather
play the part on stage.
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194. So, here's the thing
about infidelity.
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196. When are you people
going to stop
casting the first stone?
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197. I am not in the wrong here.
I am the good guy.
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198. How does that work?
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199. Do you think this husband
is a super sweet, nice guy?
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200. Do you think he's an angel?
I don't think so.
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201. Why is his wife going off
and having a little
something-something with me?
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202. There has to be
a problem with him.
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203. In any cheating movie,
the person getting
cheated on is the hero.
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I'm Beyoncé.
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206. Not this time.
Yes, I am.
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baseball coach, right?
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see what
a horrible person he is.
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Yeah.
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and practices every day.
Let's go check it out.
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I thought you were the boss.
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this jerk who is making me
cheat on his wife.
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in the nose
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making me do to her.
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Shh!
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please.
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Right there.
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in Damn Yankees.
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Follow my finger, okay? See?
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with two arms, two legs
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of feeling pain . . .
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229. All right.
Can you just . . .
. . .is number . . .
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for a second, please?
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I'm the one blending in.
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Pam?
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join me in my office?
Now.
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to be the lookout.
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236. Yeah, well,
it's really warm in here.
It's like a sleeping bag.
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237. I don't want to
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but honestly, guys,
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239. Sorry about that.
So embarrassing.
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240. Good, okay,
end of the dressing down.
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241. I just hate that part
of the job, you know?
The power dynamic.
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242. Well, you were
surprisingly restrained.
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243. We will be well
rested tomorrow.
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to talk to you
about something else.
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246. Excellent. Go for it.
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247. I'm sure you got my e-mail
about the printer fires,
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the branching decision tree.
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249. I actually
designed that chart.
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250. Kind of hoping
it catches on.
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way to disseminate
important information
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a provision here
in the occurrence
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born an old man,
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258. Same page.
Go to the next one.
Same page. We're fine there.
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the provision covering
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part of The Matrix . . .
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or surrogate contract . . .
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actually pretty common.
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268. So, I have to tell you
that this is
a solid contract.
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269. What?
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270. Look, I can't enforce
that anybody have a child
with anyone else.
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271. What?
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this comes down to damages.
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273. Now, there is some precedence
for the range of $30,000.
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274. What?
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275. I don't have
$30,000 lying around.
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277. and I don't want to dig past
a certain someone to get it.
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278. Chase Dixon is up,
could be a big play.
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279. You have no idea what
you're talking about.
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282. Well, home plate
is like a wicket.
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283. You don't know,
you don't know anything.
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Look at him over there.
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285. High fiving?
He didn't even do anything.
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Donna, why don't you
wash the dishes?
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290. "Hey, why don't you bring
me my slippers? High five.
I'm taking all the credit."
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well liked by the team.
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he's paying their salary.
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that high school coaches
don't pay their players.
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296. $30,000?
There's got to be another way.
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297. He has a 60-acre beet farm
that is worth
a small fortune.
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five individual times
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302. Look, I don't think
that's actually legal.
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303. Agreed.
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304. Five times for $30,000?
Not a bad stud fee.
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306. But not on your bed.
It's lumpy.
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307. Those lumps are cats,
and those cats have names,
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308. and those names
are Amber, Milky Way,
Dianne and Lumpy.
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309. Fine, five times.
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310. Look, I can't legally
watch this unfold.
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311. It's coming
a little dangerously
close to prostitution.
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Yes.
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that is in nature?
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Shh.
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don't, don't, don't.
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318. You guys are awesome.
Best game I've
ever seen in my life.
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319. Yeah, right.
You must be rooting
for the other guys.
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320. Ha! The other guys
can go die.
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Baseball!
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you go talk to him.
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parents?
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but we're gay for baseball.
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But I have a wife, actually,
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Yeah.
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the institution
of marriage.
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you know?
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finding each other,
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each other.
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what else do you love?
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as a person.
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I'm just trying to
focus here on the game.
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That's what
makes you a good coach.
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it just helps me
enjoy the game better
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the coach loves his wife.
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I've got to
get back to this.
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All right.
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I want you to meet
my associate. Sheldon!
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Come on, get over here.
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Oh, my God. All right.
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to the nice coach.
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some stomach cramps.
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352. It's all right,
it's all right,
just keep it going.
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what I expected.
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355. I just looked
a man in the eyes
and I shook his hand.
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"I'm sleeping with your wife."
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357. You know who does that?
James freaking Bond.
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Thanks, Michael.
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thank Dylan's mom.
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something wet at me?
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for the team?
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366. No. They didn't say "team,"
they just said "Coal Hawks."
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were yours to take.
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be the first time
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369. I stole something
away from Coach Shane.
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go on record as saying
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condone this affair.
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so far as to
force Michael
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the victim of his behavior.
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I did.
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375. You talked to the man
whose wife you're
having an affair with?
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378. No, we just talked.
He's very nice.
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I'm awful, aren't l?
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And right now
I want a piece of cake.
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I am going to eat
whatever I am hungry for.
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a dangerous game, friend-o.
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I thought that it was
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the store.
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you were in that
part of the bookstore.
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the baby section, okay?
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You should have
said that at the beginning,
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"l read a book
about anthropology."
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why you're screaming
at me right now.
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I'm not screaming.
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399. That's Meredith's cake.
It's her birthday.
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400. I don't care.
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401. I have an appetite for life.
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402. Mmm.
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403. God, that's lemon.
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404. Good for you, man.
Good for you.
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405. He takes what he wants.
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406. You know what?
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407. I think you're attractive
and I want to sleep with you.
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408. What about Kelly?
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409. You read my mind.
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410. Is this a joke?
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411. Yep.
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412. It's hard to
live that way, man.
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413. You gotta really not care
what people think
about you, right?
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414. I don't know how
you do it, Michael.
I can't be that cold.
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415. You'll learn, baby,
you'll learn.
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416. I am
an honorable man and
I will honor the contract.
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417. But I don't have to
give her the good stuff.
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418. Schrute sperm are strong,
but they're no match
for a grown Schrute man.
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419. (CHUCKLES)
Let's see what she gets.
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420. Boss, we're out of paper.
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421. Yeah, I noticed that.
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422. Aren't you
gonna add any more?
Nope.
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423. He don't give
an F about nothing.
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424. I have got big balls.
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425. I don't think
I'm gonna make it.
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426. (YAWNlNG) What about
an energy drink
or something?
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427. It gets in the breast milk.
if I drink it, Cece drinks it
six hours later.
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428. Well, it doesn't mean
I can't drink it.
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429. Well, it does and it doesn't.
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430. I probably
shouldn't tell you this,
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431. but a lot guys
in the warehouse
work multiple jobs,
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432. so we have a place.
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433. A place?
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434. A restful location.
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435. Talk to Glen, he'll
take you up in the lift.
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436. You sleep in the warehouse?
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437. Light bulb's burned out,
so it's dark.
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438. And the heat
from the backup generator
keeps it nice and warm.
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439. Sometimes I think about it
when I'm trying to
fall asleep at home.
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440. But as far as
the rest of the office goes,
it doesn't exist. Okay?
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441. Okay.
Pam?
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442. Okay.
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443. For your signature.
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444. Okay.
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445. Phyllis?
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446. Okay, look at me.
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447. Phyllis, look at . . .
Okay, that's . . .
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448. All right, all right,
you know what?
I'm sick of this.
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449. I'm sick of the little
disapproving head shakes.
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450. if you think
that's going to have
any effect on me,
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451. it will not.
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452. I am going to leave
right now and go to
a motel to meet Donna.
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453. Why not your condo?
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454. Because a motel is dirty,
and it is sexy.
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455. Like me and like Donna.
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456. And frankly,
the stuff that we're into
isn't very condo-appropriate.
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457. Michael, will you drop it?
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458. Everybody's spoken their mind
and no one's
changing their mind.
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459. Okay, Morgan Freeman
narrating everything.
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460. Do you want
someone to stop you?
Because no one's going to.
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461. Nobody better try to stop me.
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462. Good.
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463. I could have stopped him.
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464. Are you warmed up?
No.
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465. God, Angela,
why is that always
my responsibility?
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466. What did you
do to yourself?
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467. Never mind.
Just . . . Never mind.
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468. Well, it better work.
It'll work.
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469. Stop kissing me.
(ANGELA SCOFFlNG)
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470. It's not in the contract.
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471. How do I feel about
breaking up with Donna?
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472. Good. Moral.
I feel proud.
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473. Like a grown-up.
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474. That was not easy
because I really
Iiked her a lot.
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475. I'm a Iittle bit
emotional right now
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476. because I know
that I absolutely
made the right decision.
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477. At the end of the day,
we have to do what's right.
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478. And it was either
living with myself
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483. Michael Scott?
Yes?
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484. Do you want to make
a comment on the rumors?
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485. (SlGHlNG) Um . . .
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486. I have done some
very bad things.
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487. Things of which
I'm not proud.
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488. I would like to
publicly apologize
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489. to the coach
and the players,
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491. listen to
my bodily instincts
ever again.
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492. I'm talking about
the Sabre printers
that catch on fire.
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493. Oh! Okay,
I was talking about . . .
What's going on?
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