1. Stop it!
Stop what?Copy !req
2. You're talking
about me in Morse Code.Copy !req
3. But you know what?
Joke's on you
'cause I know Morse Code.Copy !req
4. Ha!Copy !req
5. Yeah, that's what
we're doing.Copy !req
6. In our very limited
free time and with
our very limited budget,Copy !req
7. we went and got a nanny,
and then we went
out and took a classCopy !req
8. on a very outmoded
and very unnecessary
form of communicationCopy !req
9. just so we can
talk about you
in front of you.Copy !req
10. Yep, that's exactly
what we did.Copy !req
11. It all started when Dwight
was tapping his foot
against the leg of his desk.Copy !req
12. When I asked him
to stop, he said,Copy !req
13. "l will when you
lose the baby weight."Copy !req
14. Very well.
I must have imagined it.
I apologize.Copy !req
15. Detonator? Detonator. Where?Copy !req
16. Michael!Copy !req
17. Jim, are you
clicking a detonator?Copy !req
18. It's a pen.
Michael, come on.Copy !req
19. Get back to work,
Dwight. Please.Copy !req
20. Fine.Copy !req
21. Hey, tap away.Copy !req
22. Whoo!Copy !req
23. Things with Donna are so . . .
They're going great!Copy !req
24. l . . . We're just
clicking on every level.Copy !req
25. Emotionally,
and sexually,
and orally.Copy !req
26. And I am not used
to relationships
going this well.Copy !req
27. I'm actually having trouble
focusing on my job.Copy !req
28. And I like itCopy !req
29. Who enjoys the weekends?Copy !req
30. Of course.
Now the weekend
is always greatCopy !req
31. if you have someone,
which I do. I have
Donna, she is hot.Copy !req
32. She has a Pilates butt.Copy !req
33. But we need to find
something to do this
weekend beside have sex.Copy !req
34. Did I say that?
Yes, I did.Copy !req
35. And the reason you are here
is that I need ideasCopy !req
36. for things that Donna and l
can do on the weekend.
So just shout it out.Copy !req
37. I have an idea
for your weekend.
Okay.Copy !req
38. Let me go back to
my desk right now.
Okay.Copy !req
39. You get out of here,
big dog.Copy !req
40. No, no, no, no,
you guys sit down.
I need ideas.Copy !req
41. Stanley got to go.Copy !req
42. Yeah, Well,
Stanley doesn't help
with anything.Copy !req
43. Come on, shout them out.
Shout them out.Copy !req
44. Walk around apple orchards.
Oh!Copy !req
45. Super romantic.
That's fun.Copy !req
46. Eel fishing.
All right.Copy !req
47. Curl up with
your favorite DVD.Copy !req
48. You and Donna
should hit the Poconos.Copy !req
49. They have
heart-shaped Jacuzzis,
room enough for three.Copy !req
50. We actually went
to the Poconos
last Tuesday.Copy !req
51. We headed up there,
we went to a little
Chinese bistro, P. F. Chang's.Copy !req
52. Why would you go
all the way to the Poconos
to P. F. Chang'sCopy !req
53. when we have
the Great Wall in Scranton?Copy !req
54. Because when your
super-hot girlfriendCopy !req
55. says, "l want to
go to Mount Pocono,"Copy !req
56. you go to Mount Pocono,
and you do her.Copy !req
57. And we screwed.
Whoops! TMl!
(PEOPLE GROANlNG)Copy !req
58. Wait, that's crazy far.
Are you sure
she's not cheating?Copy !req
59. You know what, Kelly,
this is the real world.Copy !req
60. Not,
The Real World, Scranton.Copy !req
61. Oh, my God,
this is super weird.Copy !req
62. When Ryan had
two girlfriends,Copy !req
63. he used to take me to
some diner in HazletonCopy !req
64. just so the other
girl wouldn't see.Copy !req
65. Some diner?
It was the Starlight Diner.Copy !req
66. It's in a Life
magazine spread
about Americana.Copy !req
67. You guys think
Donna's cheating on me?Copy !req
68. No. Michael, no.Copy !req
69. You had a nice meal
with your girlfriend
in a lovely place.Copy !req
70. And sex.
We had sex, too.
That is right.Copy !req
71. Don't make any more of it.
How?Copy !req
72. How what?
How do I not
make any more of it?Copy !req
73. You could start by
concluding this meeting.Copy !req
74. All right.Copy !req
75. Okay.
And she won't say,
"l love you."Copy !req
76. Oh, no.Copy !req
77. How many dates
have you been on?Copy !req
78. Nine dates.
I said it
on the second date.Copy !req
79. That seems quick,
even for lesbians.Copy !req
80. Does she keep
her phone locked
around you, Michael?Copy !req
81. Does she watch
how much she drinks
around you, Michael?Copy !req
82. Does she leave the room
when she takes phone calls?Copy !req
83. Does she keep perfume
in her purse?
Does she shower before sex?Copy !req
84. Does she shower
after sex? Does she . . .Copy !req
85. Yeah, she does all that.Copy !req
86. Sorry, dude.
Oh, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
87. Michael, do not let
your imagination run amok.Copy !req
88. Run what?
Amok.Copy !req
89. It means don't let
your imagination
run out of control.Copy !req
90. Why didn't you
just say that, Pam?Copy !req
91. Michael, do not let
your imagination
run out of control.Copy !req
92. Well, that's easy
for you to say.Copy !req
93. You have
a bad imagination,
it's stupid.Copy !req
94. I live in a fantasy world.Copy !req
95. You do?Copy !req
96. Yes, Jim, I do.Copy !req
97. And I can't stay
in a relationshipCopy !req
98. that is full of
lies and deceit.Copy !req
99. But you didn't believe
any of this was
true five minutes ago.Copy !req
100. That's what makes it so raw.Copy !req
101. Ever since I found out
that Donna might
be cheating on me,Copy !req
102. I have not eaten or slept.Copy !req
103. It's the not knowing,
that's what's killing me.Copy !req
104. Oh, God, that tickles.
What do you . . .Copy !req
105. (WHlSPERlNG)
I want someone
to follow Donna.Copy !req
106. I want her tailed.Copy !req
107. I need the name
of a good
private investigator.Copy !req
108. (WHlSPERS) I think
I've got one for you.Copy !req
109. This is you.
How much do you charge?Copy !req
110. $100 a day plus expenses.Copy !req
111. I'll give you 50.
Money's no object.Copy !req
112. Done.Copy !req
113. I'm just going to
warn you, and I say
this to all my clients,Copy !req
114. you might not
like what I find.Copy !req
115. Okay.Copy !req
116. And you might not
like how I find it.Copy !req
117. Of course.
Yeah, that's terrible.Copy !req
118. Okay, let me get back to you.Copy !req
119. Hey, Stanley, one of my
clients just called and said
that their Sabre printerCopy !req
120. started smoking
and caught on fire.Copy !req
121. My doctor told me
to cut out hotdogs.
We all got problems.Copy !req
122. Hey, Gabe, I need to talk
to you about something.
It's really important.Copy !req
123. There's no way that
you guys have any
almond butter, right?Copy !req
124. Yeah, I don't know. Look,
one of my clients called.Copy !req
125. He was in the middle
of a big printing jobCopy !req
126. and the back
of the printer
started smokingCopy !req
127. and then the paper
tray caught on fire.Copy !req
128. That's weird.
I haven't heard
of that happening.Copy !req
129. I would even settle
for apricot preserves.Copy !req
130. What are we going
to do about this?Copy !req
131. I don't know.
Call HQ, see if they
know anything.Copy !req
132. Yeah, that's what I'll
do today. All right.Copy !req
133. Let me know what they say.Copy !req
134. Wow, that dude is good.Copy !req
135. What do you mean?Copy !req
136. You didn't feel like
he was hiding something?Copy !req
137. I don't know.Copy !req
138. Like he was
covering something up?Copy !req
139. Maybe.Copy !req
140. Two years ago,
Andy blamed the warehouseCopy !req
141. for a late shipment
that he forgot to process.Copy !req
142. We got yelled at pretty bad,
almost lost my job.Copy !req
143. Man, I was mad as
hell at the time.Copy !req
144. But I said, "Darryl,
just wait. He's a fool.Copy !req
145. "There's going to
be an opportunity.
Just be patient."Copy !req
146. Hey, stranger.Copy !req
147. Oh, hi.
You work for Michael.Copy !req
148. I work with Michael.
Right.Copy !req
149. Dwight Schrute.
Donna, hi.Copy !req
150. All cases are
solved with logic.Copy !req
151. The only logical way
to find out if Donna is
a cheater is to seduce her,Copy !req
152. bring her to orgasm,
then call Michael and
tell him the sad news.Copy !req
153. Wow. It's a little
early for ice cream,
don't you think?Copy !req
154. It's never too early
for ice cream, Jim.Copy !req
155. But we didn't
have any ice cream,Copy !req
156. so this is mayonnaise
and black olives.Copy !req
157. Oh!
Oh, my God.Copy !req
158. It's comfort food,
all right?Copy !req
159. God!Copy !req
160. Michael,
this whole Donna thing
is going to be okay.Copy !req
161. You just . . .
Stop beating yourself up.Copy !req
162. I know. Well,
I hope you're right.Copy !req
163. We'll see what Dwight says.Copy !req
164. Why do we have to
see what Dwight says?Copy !req
165. Because I have him
investigating her.Copy !req
166. I'm waiting for
a text update.Copy !req
167. Michael,
no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
168. No, no, no, no, no.
Undo that.Copy !req
169. Undo that.
It's too late to undo it.Copy !req
170. I need to know,
otherwise this thing is
going to spiral out of amok.Copy !req
171. Michael, okay,
I'm going to
talk straight to youCopy !req
172. because I think
you need to hear it.
Michael . . .Copy !req
173. (GRUNTS) This
is so disgusting.Copy !req
174. Stop eating it.
Do you want to be happy?Copy !req
175. Look at you. You have
a major self-destructive
streak in you.Copy !req
176. I know.
And you . . .Copy !req
177. You kind of torpedo
every romantic
relationship you're in.Copy !req
178. That's not true.Copy !req
179. You're right.
I ruin everything.Copy !req
180. And I have known
some wonderful women.Copy !req
181. Holly, Carole, Jan.Copy !req
182. Helene.Copy !req
183. Helene?Copy !req
184. My mother.
Oh!Copy !req
185. My mother, Helene.Copy !req
186. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
187. All of the greatest
loves of my life.Copy !req
188. You should stop this.
You should call
Dwight right now.Copy !req
189. (SlGHlNG) All right.Copy !req
190. Oh, gosh, we're both
going for the same
weight at the same time.Copy !req
191. You go ahead.
Thank you.Copy !req
192. It's all yours.
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
193. You okay?Copy !req
194. Yeah, I'm good.Copy !req
195. Hey, you know an exercise
for two people that
uses the whole body?Copy !req
196. Yeah, I think I know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
197. Tractor pull.Copy !req
198. Too bad there's
not a tractor here.Copy !req
199. One thing you need
to know about me,Copy !req
200. I don't quit until
something tears or pops.Copy !req
201. You look like you're
getting a good workout.Copy !req
202. Can I feel your pulse?Copy !req
203. (SlGHlNG) Nope,
I'm good. Thanks.Copy !req
204. Really?Copy !req
205. Hey. All right.Copy !req
206. Young man, can you
wipe down that seat?Copy !req
207. Get out of my way.Copy !req
208. (LAUGHS) Tomorrow's
fertilizer, am I right?Copy !req
209. I'm out of here.Copy !req
210. Donna, Donna, wait. Please.Copy !req
211. I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
212. Listen, we both know
why I'm here.Copy !req
213. To see you nakedCopy !req
214. while I'm naked.Copy !req
215. You stay away from me
or I'm calling security.Copy !req
216. Donna, come . . .Copy !req
217. You're back. What happened?Copy !req
218. I pulled muscles
in both my thighs.
Thanks for asking.Copy !req
219. No. What happened with Donna?Copy !req
220. Yeah, no.
She's not cheating.Copy !req
221. Oh, man! Will you help
me work out this knot?
Right here.Copy !req
222. Put your fingers here.
Ugh! No, no.Copy !req
223. Are you sure?
I'm positive.Copy !req
224. Yeah, here's your expense
receipts. Right there.Copy !req
225. Who eats eight
protein bars?Copy !req
226. People who don't
trust egg whites.Copy !req
227. Okay. Well, I am just
glad this is all over.Copy !req
228. Oh! Me, too.Copy !req
229. And by the way,
I told her not to,Copy !req
230. but she's coming over
here and she's furious.Copy !req
231. What? No,
she didn't say that.
You're right.Copy !req
232. I was paraphrasing.Copy !req
233. What she actually said was,
"What is with him?Copy !req
234. "He is crazy.
I'm coming over there
to talk to him."Copy !req
235. And this was after
I had no other recourseCopy !req
236. but to tell her
and gym securityCopy !req
237. that you had sent me there
to see if she was cheating.Copy !req
238. Also, I joined the gym.
You'll be billed monthly.Copy !req
239. (WHlSPERlNG)
I am not paying
for that membership.Copy !req
240. Maybe you'd be
more comfortable
in your own office.Copy !req
241. No, I like the attention.Copy !req
242. Is she here yet?Copy !req
243. No.Copy !req
244. Wait, yes.
That's her?Copy !req
245. Yeah.Copy !req
246. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
247. Right. Right. Right.
Okay, I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
248. How could you think
I would cheat on you?Copy !req
249. I didn't, everybody
else here did.Copy !req
250. Everybody convinced me
that something was up.Copy !req
251. They poisoned my mind.Copy !req
252. That's pathetic.Copy !req
253. Well, no, it's a lie.Copy !req
254. That's not what happened.Copy !req
255. I just like you.
I can't believe
I get to be with you.Copy !req
256. You work at
an adult arcade.Copy !req
257. You could have
any man you want.Copy !req
258. When I tell you I like you,
you need to trust me.Copy !req
259. Not some freak.Copy !req
260. if you want to dump me,
I totally get it.Copy !req
261. I told you I like you.Copy !req
262. Well, you are bonerific.Copy !req
263. Hey, if I said that we should
go away for a couple days,
you would . . .Copy !req
264. Poop my pants.Copy !req
265. Have you ever
been to Vero Beach?Copy !req
266. Oh, my God, Vero Beach?Copy !req
267. No. Is that on the water?Copy !req
268. We're going.Copy !req
269. We are?
Yeah.Copy !req
270. What's up?
I read your e-mail.Copy !req
271. Close the door.Copy !req
272. Okay.Copy !req
273. I don't have a plan exactly,
more of a loose structure.Copy !req
274. Gives me freedom
to improvise.
It's like jazz.Copy !req
275. I'll figure something out.Copy !req
276. Some freaky stuff going on.Copy !req
277. I was walking by Gabe
and I heard some things.Copy !req
278. Such as?Copy !req
279. It was kind of mumbled.
I don't know.Copy !req
280. The only thing I could
make out clearly was,
"Andy, problem, eliminate."Copy !req
281. Something. I don't
know what it meant.Copy !req
282. What? You don't
know what it meant?Copy !req
283. How about, "Andy is a problem
and we must eliminate him."Copy !req
284. Oh! I hadn't even
thought of that.Copy !req
285. (LAUGHlNG) Yeah.Copy !req
286. Oh, hey,
I love your earrings.Copy !req
287. Thank you.Copy !req
288. Did Michael
get them for you?Copy !req
289. No, I bought them myself.Copy !req
290. Where?Copy !req
291. (STAMMERS)
Steamtown Mall.Copy !req
292. Claire's? Zales? Ricky's?
Earrings, Earrings, Earrings?Copy !req
293. Fancy Girl? Platinum Cat?Copy !req
294. Where?Copy !req
295. You know,
I actually got
them in Philadelphia.Copy !req
296. In a mall down there.Copy !req
297. Franklin Mills?Copy !req
298. King of Prussia?
Springfield?
Governor's Place?Copy !req
299. Franklin Mills.Copy !req
300. What?
Hmm.Copy !req
301. Oh!Copy !req
302. It's probably nothing.Copy !req
303. Okay, heart-shaped jewelry
is not something that
a woman buys for herself,Copy !req
304. a man definitely
bought it for her recently,Copy !req
305. and it wasn't Michael.Copy !req
306. Wait, so you like
heart-shaped jewelry,
though, right?Copy !req
307. No.Copy !req
308. Except for the pendant
that you bought me.Copy !req
309. Which I love.Copy !req
310. Psst!Copy !req
311. Creed's head
of Quality Assurance,Copy !req
312. so he'd definitely
be wrapped up in this.Copy !req
313. So there I am
minding my own business,Copy !req
314. and Darnell offers me
three bucks.Copy !req
315. All I've got to do
is walk by Andy
and go like this.Copy !req
316. Darnell's a chump.
I would've done
it for anything.Copy !req
317. I've done a lot
more for a lot less.Copy !req
318. So, it turns out Donna
and I have a Facebook friend
of a friend in common,Copy !req
319. so I was able to see
some of her pictures online.Copy !req
320. This was taken
two weeks ago.Copy !req
321. And this was
taken the same night.Copy !req
322. This photo was
taken this morning.Copy !req
323. It's Cece.Copy !req
324. She's never going
to do anything wrong.Copy !req
325. isn't that something?
Wow. That's exciting.Copy !req
326. Hey, Michael.
Hey.Copy !req
327. Sorry to interrupt you.Copy !req
328. I actually have something
very important to
talk to you about.Copy !req
329. Well, it can wait.
Business related.Copy !req
330. It can wait.
I lied, it's personal.Copy !req
331. It's about me
and Jim, we're . . .Copy !req
332. (STAMMERS) You're the only
person I can talk to.Copy !req
333. Jim is her husband.
Oh.Copy !req
334. And . . .
And they're
having problems . . .Copy !req
335. No, no, we're not . . .
. . . and so she comes to me.Copy !req
336. We're not having problems,
but it is personal.Copy !req
337. And I was . . .
In bed.Copy !req
338. Yes, yes, I desperately
want to speak with youCopy !req
339. about my sex life with Jim.
(MlCHAEL CLEARlNG THROAT)Copy !req
340. Oh, my God,
look at how cheap
street-level rooms are.Copy !req
341. Am I the only person
who enjoys people-watching?Copy !req
342. I need you to sign this!Copy !req
343. So bad!
Okay, weirdo.Copy !req
344. I love . . .
This idea is neat.Copy !req
345. I've never been.
Yeah.Copy !req
346. It sounds lovely.Copy !req
347. Yeah, I think it'll be
a nice trip. We're going
to get a lot done.Copy !req
348. You're going to want to
look at the date on that.Copy !req
349. Oh! Wow. Look at golfing.Copy !req
350. Are you a golfer?Copy !req
351. I am, but I gave
my clubs away.Copy !req
352. Swear too much.Copy !req
353. Hey, you okay?Copy !req
354. Yeah, I just remembered
that I have to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
355. Pam?
Absolutely.Copy !req
356. Look, I'm not down anymore,
so if the guys
start making fun of you,Copy !req
357. you've just gotta
stand up for yourself.Copy !req
358. I know.
It's just, I'm scared . . .
I got your text.Copy !req
359. It said, "911."Copy !req
360. Glen, could you
excuse us?Copy !req
361. It's bad.
What's bad?Copy !req
362. It's real bad.Copy !req
363. Still no plan.Copy !req
364. Oh, God.
It's getting bigger.Copy !req
365. I might have to go public
here, but no one's going
to believe me. Uh . . .Copy !req
366. I need proof.
I need, like, a printer
to catch on fire.Copy !req
367. I can videotape it.
Yeah.Copy !req
368. There it is.Copy !req
369. There what is?Copy !req
370. What?Copy !req
371. Who the hell is this?
Who is this guy?Copy !req
372. I don't know who it is.
God!Copy !req
373. Lowest of the low, that guy.Copy !req
374. Just a notch above Toby.Copy !req
375. You know what?
What?Copy !req
376. I'm going to kill him.
No, I'm not. I feel . . . No.Copy !req
377. I'm not going to kill him.Copy !req
378. You just have to go in there.
You have to hear it from her.Copy !req
379. I have to hear it from her.
But you have to
settle down first.Copy !req
380. I need to have
her tell me herself.
Okay.Copy !req
381. Okay.
Right?Copy !req
382. Yes.
I need to have her say . . .Copy !req
383. I need to say,
"What the hell is that?
Calm down first.Copy !req
384. "What the hell is that?"
Hey, look at this.Copy !req
385. Look at this baby picture.Copy !req
386. (GRUNTlNG) Oh, God,
no. Oh, my God.Copy !req
387. Hi, Michael.Copy !req
388. Hi, Michael.
Okay.Copy !req
389. Okay.Copy !req
390. I talked to corporate.
Turns out there have been
12 reports of faulty printers.Copy !req
391. Out of 400,000.Copy !req
392. We've investigated.
Every time it's
been user error.Copy !req
393. They block the vents
or something, I don't know.Copy !req
394. That's why we have
the fine print.Copy !req
395. Thank you for bringing
this to our attention.Copy !req
396. So, I'd like to
reward you for that.Copy !req
397. That's good for five bucks
at Dunkin' Donuts.
Any Dunkin' Donuts.Copy !req
398. Oh.Copy !req
399. You know what?
We should really do
something fun this week.Copy !req
400. Yeah.
Wouldn't that be fun?Copy !req
401. Yeah.Copy !req
402. How about Thursday?Copy !req
403. Thursday works, yeah.Copy !req
404. What do you want to do?
I can't do it Thursday,
book club.Copy !req
405. How about Friday?Copy !req
406. Oh! Friday doesn't work.Copy !req
407. Oh, really?
'Cause I was thinking
we could go to this concert.Copy !req
408. Spice Girls are opening
for Weird Al. Front row.Copy !req
409. Be a great, great concert.Copy !req
410. Shoot. I'm working.Copy !req
411. Oh! Okay, well,
maybe I should stop by.Copy !req
412. Well, won't you
be at the concert?Copy !req
413. Nope, that's Tuesday.Copy !req
414. Well, I can make it
on Tuesday.Copy !req
415. You're cheating.Copy !req
416. You're cheating on me.Copy !req
417. (CLlCKlNG TONGUE)
How do you know?Copy !req
418. Pam told me.Copy !req
419. (GASPS) Did she see me?Copy !req
420. Nice effort.Copy !req
421. We're printing on
24-pound premium
stock paper,Copy !req
422. approximately 300 sheets in.
So far no signs of distress.Copy !req
423. You haven't even
introduced yourself.
Right.Copy !req
424. My name is
Andrew Baines Bernard
and if you're watching this,Copy !req
425. it's because I've
turned state's witness,
because I'm in danger,Copy !req
426. because I know too much.Copy !req
427. You should talk
in a higher voiceCopy !req
428. 'cause the camera
makes you sound weird.Copy !req
429. Higher, okay?Copy !req
430. Recently certain events
have come to my attention...Copy !req
431. Higher.
Make it higher?Copy !req
432. Okay. (IN HlGH PlTCHED TONE)
I have come to the conclusion
that the Sabre Corporation...Copy !req
433. One more, yeah.Copy !req
434. (IN SQUEAKY TONE)
may be overlooking
certain safety regulations.Copy !req
435. At the danger...Copy !req
436. (IN NORMAL VOlCE)
It's smoking.Copy !req
437. I knew it!Copy !req
438. This . . .
We are blowing the roof off!Copy !req
439. Blowing the roof off!Copy !req
440. Nice, nice.Copy !req
441. This is my partner,
Darryl Philbin.Copy !req
442. He's been my partner
through this entire thing.Copy !req
443. I don't want to
prank anymore.Copy !req
444. Things get real.
It's not funny.Copy !req
445. I'm just going to be good.
Stay in my room,Copy !req
446. go to church,
try to do one
nice thing per day.Copy !req
447. I do not want
to prank anymore.Copy !req
448. Who is he?Copy !req
449. Wait, what do you mean?
The other man.Copy !req
450. Who's the guy?
Who is it?Copy !req
451. It's you. I'm married.Copy !req
452. I'm the mistress?Copy !req
453. Okay, everybody,
let's take this next hill!Copy !req
454. Excuse me. Yeah,
I'd appreciate it if
you'd just let me run this.Copy !req
455. You know what?
You had your chance,
you're no leader.Copy !req
456. Up, out of your seat!
Let's blast!
Don't listen to him.Copy !req
457. We're approaching
a cool-down,
down a gentle hill.Copy !req
458. No! The hill's a trap.
Let's take the dirt
road off to the side.Copy !req
459. No, guys, no.
We're just cooling down.Copy !req
460. if they catch us,
they will rape us.Copy !req
461. Go for the cliff.
And three, two, one, jump!Copy !req
462. No! You're dead,
you're dead, you're dead.
Good jump.Copy !req
463. You're barely alive.
Okay, now, nice cool-down.Copy !req
464. Check your pulse rate.Copy !req