1. Hey sportCopy !req
2. Ah, I heard someone got engaged you dog!Copy !req
3. Ah! God!Copy !req
4. Nothing can hurt you nowCopy !req
5. You are a man in love!Copy !req
6. I was there, that dude is not engagedCopy !req
7. I'm not a big believer in therapy butCopy !req
8. I'll go into my own
pockets to cover his co-payCopy !req
9. Big ideaCopy !req
10. Double wedding, me Angela, you and HollyCopy !req
11. No, we would never do thatCopy !req
12. And if we did, it would
be with Jim and PamCopy !req
13. No, we'd never do thatCopy !req
14. Yeah, so there you goCopy !req
15. Michael, I got my bridesmaid dressCopy !req
16. Oh, wow So quicklyCopy !req
17. Yeah and you said that I could
get it in any color I's wantedCopy !req
18. So I picked whiteCopy !req
19. Oh Michael did you tell your mom yet?Copy !req
20. NoCopy !req
21. - No, Not yet
- Why notCopy !req
22. - Wouldn't tell your mom?
- What?Copy !req
23. - You love you mom?
- I doCopy !req
24. Call your mom Michael
- She should be the first..Copy !req
25. Yeah, I'll call her laterCopy !req
26. I'll call her tell her tomorrow
- let's call her right nowCopy !req
27. Call her! Call her!
Call her! I don't wantCopy !req
28. Call her! Call her! Call her!Copy !req
29. All right I will call herCopy !req
30. She is going to freak outCopy !req
31. - Speakerphone
- Not..Copy !req
32. HelloCopy !req
33. Mom, I'm getting marriedCopy !req
34. No you're notCopy !req
35. Why do you always do thatCopy !req
36. Remember I'm getting marriedCopy !req
37. You don't believe meCopy !req
38. Are you getting married?Copy !req
39. NoCopy !req
40. - Are you...?
- I'm notCopy !req
41. I'm not getting marriedCopy !req
42. PsychCopy !req
43. So I returned my bridesmaid dress,Copy !req
44. And it was on sale, So I'm out $100.Copy !req
45. And I'm out a fiancée.Copy !req
46. - Those are customer surveys?
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. Um, this is all of them.Copy !req
48. Jim, Dwight, Phyllis, Stanley, Andy...Copy !req
49. And, oh...Copy !req
50. Oh, it's the receipt
to my bridesmaid dress.Copy !req
51. What's that doing there?Copy !req
52. I'll take care of that for you.Copy !req
53. Thanks.Copy !req
54. Kelly KapoorCopy !req
55. Is our dusky, exotic
customer service rep.Copy !req
56. And once a year she
will contact our clientsCopy !req
57. And find out how happy they
are with our salespeople.Copy !req
58. Sort of a Kapoor's list.Copy !req
59. Schindler's list parody.Copy !req
60. That's not appropriate. No.Copy !req
61. Those reports affect our bonuses.Copy !req
62. Which is kind of great for meCopy !req
63. because, You wouldn't
know from looking at her,Copy !req
64. But Pam's a gold digger.Copy !req
65. Hey, new York ain't free.Copy !req
66. Now get back to work.Copy !req
67. Ah.Copy !req
68. It's the world's tiniest Bluetooth.Copy !req
69. I found it in a Japanese
gadget store in the village.Copy !req
70. I got one for Jim too.Copy !req
71. Jim, say something.Copy !req
72. Testing, testing. Hello, everybody.Copy !req
73. We wanted to stay on the phone all day,Copy !req
74. But the company has a policy
against Eight-Hour personal calls.Copy !req
75. So we're not telling anyone.Copy !req
76. Uh, Pam, What do you
want in your coffee?Copy !req
77. Sprinkle of cinnamon.Copy !req
78. I should go.Copy !req
79. All righty, Dwighty,
let's see how you did.Copy !req
80. - Bring it on.
- Nooo...Copy !req
81. SorryCopy !req
82. - Wow.
- What does it say?Copy !req
83. Dwight, your feedback is horrible.Copy !req
84. That's impossible.Copy !req
85. A number of your clients
found your personal styleCopy !req
86. Abrasive and distasteful?Copy !req
87. - I sell more paper than anyone.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
88. Wait, is this a joke?Copy !req
89. I'm getting that queasy feeling
that sometimes accompanies jokes.Copy !req
90. Do I look like I am joking?Copy !req
91. No, but that's sometimes part of it.Copy !req
92. If I were joking, you'd be laughing.Copy !req
93. Do you look like you are laughing?Copy !req
94. Impossible to say. I can't see myself.Copy !req
95. You're not.Copy !req
96. Yo, Tommy tuna,Copy !req
97. - Did you get your scores yet?
- Nope.Copy !req
98. I got mine. They were really good.Copy !req
99. I miss him.Copy !req
100. You must be really proud.Copy !req
101. Yeah, pretty psyched. Whoa!Copy !req
102. That's my mug.Copy !req
103. Oh... sorry.Copy !req
104. It was just... It
was right here.Copy !req
105. Right, well, It's mine, so,Copy !req
106. If you could pour it
out and get another one.Copy !req
107. Okay.Copy !req
108. Or maybe I could finish
the coffee in here,Copy !req
109. And you can use...Copy !req
110. Oh, snoopy. He's funny.Copy !req
111. Don't give up snoopy. That's mine.Copy !req
112. That is a great mug.Copy !req
113. But it's not my mug. That is my mug.Copy !req
114. So... give it back.Copy !req
115. How can you even be sure?Copy !req
116. It has my face on it.Copy !req
117. Make the face.Copy !req
118. No, I don't see it.Copy !req
119. Dude, that is my face.Copy !req
120. What was that?Copy !req
121. Wow. That was Dwight.Copy !req
122. He seems upset about something.Copy !req
123. Describe him exactly.Copy !req
124. What color mustard is his shirt?Copy !req
125. Yellow or Dijon?Copy !req
126. It is more of a spicy brown, actually.Copy !req
127. What are you mumbling about?Copy !req
128. How was your meeting with Michael?Copy !req
129. None of your business.Copy !req
130. Was it your scores?Copy !req
131. Those can't be my scores, Jim.Copy !req
132. - For your
information... - mm-Hmm.Copy !req
133. I'm being sabotaged.Copy !req
134. Of course.Copy !req
135. And I'm gonna find that
person and punish them.Copy !req
136. Absolutely.Copy !req
137. Or you could just be
nice to your customers.Copy !req
138. - You're an idiot.
- There's the charm.Copy !req
139. Jimbo, let's do this thing.Copy !req
140. That is me. Wish me luck.Copy !req
141. - No way.
- Good luck.Copy !req
142. Thanks. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
143. - I love you.
- I love you too.Copy !req
144. What do you think I am saying to you?Copy !req
145. Not talking to you.Copy !req
146. I've caught Jim talking to
himself several times today.Copy !req
147. What a loser.Copy !req
148. Get a friend, loser!Copy !req
149. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.Copy !req
150. It's really gorgeous.Copy !req
151. You guys do great work.Copy !req
152. I found the best "tentist"
on the east coast.Copy !req
153. He personally tented Giuliani's
first and third weddings.Copy !req
154. And I got him.Copy !req
155. I got him!Copy !req
156. Would you be able to do the same design,Copy !req
157. But with walls of gray?Copy !req
158. And a top that's gray too?Copy !req
159. Fabulous.Copy !req
160. Oh, come on.Copy !req
161. - What?
- You too?Copy !req
162. Did my scores drop a little?Copy !req
163. Jim, they are a poopy.Copy !req
164. Jim?Copy !req
165. Jim?Copy !req
166. Are we even sure that's my file?Copy !req
167. No.Copy !req
168. Yes, I am
sure, Jim. It...Copy !req
169. Well, there's gotta be an explanation.Copy !req
170. - I agree.
- Yeah.Copy !req
171. So let's see what we can
find out from reading.Copy !req
172. "Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant."Copy !req
173. I think you mean "smug."Copy !req
174. - Arrogance. - Michael,
I'm just trying to...Copy !req
175. And there's our smudgeness.Copy !req
176. I need a decent bonusCopy !req
177. Because I'm actually in the process
of buying my parents' house...Copy !req
178. So that they can retire.Copy !req
179. And if history tells us anything,Copy !req
180. It's that you can't go wrong
buying a house you can't afford.Copy !req
181. Pam doesn't know about the house, so...Copy !req
182. Fun surprise.Copy !req
183. Pam. Sorry about that.Copy !req
184. I lost you for a second.Copy !req
185. So as it turns out,Copy !req
186. I may not have done so hot on
my customer reviews this year.Copy !req
187. Maybe it's because you
spent the whole yearCopy !req
188. Flirting with the receptionist.Copy !req
189. A little bit.Copy !req
190. Worth it.Copy !req
191. Here's what's going to happen.Copy !req
192. I am going to have to fix you.Copy !req
193. Manage you two on a more personal scale.Copy !req
194. A... A more micro
form of management.Copy !req
195. Jim, what is that called?Copy !req
196. - Microgement.
- Boom. Yes!Copy !req
197. Now, Jim is going to be the client.Copy !req
198. Dwight, you're going
to have to sell to himCopy !req
199. Without being aggressive,
hostile, or difficult.Copy !req
200. - Let's go.
- All right, fine.Copy !req
201. Bbbrrrrring. Bbrriing.Copy !req
202. Hello.Copy !req
203. Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from
the Dunder Mifflin paper company.Copy !req
204. Wow, that's great 'cause I need paper.Copy !req
205. Excellent, then you are in luckCopy !req
206. Because we are having a limited-Time
offer only on everything.Copy !req
207. Wow, this is my lucky day.Copy !req
208. Ask him his name.Copy !req
209. What is your name, sir?Copy !req
210. I am Bill Buttlicker.Copy !req
211. Really? That's your real name?Copy !req
212. How dare you?Copy !req
213. My family built this
country, by the way!Copy !req
214. Be respectful, Dwight. PleaseCopy !req
215. Yes, Michael.Copy !req
216. Would you hold on one second?Copy !req
217. - That's my other line.
- What?Copy !req
218. - No... But
I... - Hello.Copy !req
219. Yeah.Copy !req
220. No, I'm just on the phone
with this stupid salesman.Copy !req
221. He's so dumb.Copy !req
222. I'm probably just gonna
keep him on the line foreverCopy !req
223. And not buy anything.Copy !req
224. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
225. It's up to you to change his mind.Copy !req
226. Sorry.Copy !req
227. That was a family emergency.Copy !req
228. Oh, no. What's wrong?Copy !req
229. You know what, that's private.Copy !req
230. Boundaries, Dwight. Come on!Copy !req
231. I'm sorry, Mr. Buttlicker.Copy !req
232. As I was saying,Copy !req
233. - we're having a limited... -
Sorry, you're gonna have to speak upCopy !req
234. a little bit louder.Copy !req
235. I'm hard of hearing.Copy !req
236. He's heard of... He's
an old man, let's go.Copy !req
237. Okay, as I was saying, right nowCopy !req
238. - We are having... - You're
gonna have to talk louder.Copy !req
239. Okay, our prices have never been lower.Copy !req
240. Son, you have to talk louder.Copy !req
241. - Never been lower.
- Louder, son!Copy !req
242. Buttlicker, our prices
have never been lower!Copy !req
243. - OK! Stop
it! - He...Copy !req
244. That is totally inappropriate.Copy !req
245. You never yell at the client.Copy !req
246. - You never yell at the client.
- Now, you listen to me, sir.Copy !req
247. Here we go.Copy !req
248. The three words I would describe you asCopy !req
249. Is aggressive, hostile,
and definitely difficult.Copy !req
250. - Please, Mr. Buttlicker.
- I'm irate right now!Copy !req
251. - Give me the phone.
- Please give me another chance.Copy !req
252. - Give me the phone. Give me
the phone. - Mr. Buttlicker...Copy !req
253. I have to put you on with my boss.Copy !req
254. Well, I should hope so.Copy !req
255. Who is this?Copy !req
256. Hello, this is Michael
Scott, regional manager.Copy !req
257. Well, this is William M. Buttlicker.Copy !req
258. Hello, Mr. Buttlicker.
How may we help you?Copy !req
259. Michael, I like the sound of your voice.Copy !req
260. You know what I'm gonna do?Copy !req
261. I'm gonna buy $1 million
worth of paper products today.Copy !req
262. Yeah!Copy !req
263. See how it's done?Copy !req
264. Thank you very much, sir.Copy !req
265. I don't think you'll regret it.Copy !req
266. - See what I did?
- You are the master.Copy !req
267. - There is one condition, Michael.
- Yes?Copy !req
268. You have to fire the salesman
that treated me so terribly.Copy !req
269. Don't do it, Michael.Copy !req
270. It's a million-Dollar sale.Copy !req
271. So it's called the shangri-La tent.Copy !req
272. It's two stories, heated,Copy !req
273. And it has a bridal
suite for my bridal sweet.Copy !req
274. It's just really
simple. Really tasteful.Copy !req
275. I don't want to be married
in a tent like a hobo.Copy !req
276. Hobos live in trains.Copy !req
277. Nana Mimi can't be in canvas that long.Copy !req
278. Well,
Nana... Mim...Copy !req
279. Okay, look...Copy !req
280. This tent is awesome.Copy !req
281. And it's in high demand,Copy !req
282. so I really think We should
put a deposit down now.Copy !req
283. Okay, fine.Copy !req
284. You can have your tent,Copy !req
285. But only if it's in a field.Copy !req
286. A hand-Plowed field.Copy !req
287. Done, and done-Er.Copy !req
288. There has to be a barn that's old enoughCopy !req
289. That you can see the stars
through the roof slatsCopy !req
290. When you lay on your back.Copy !req
291. And antique tools to look
at when you roll over.Copy !req
292. Do you have a specific place in mind?Copy !req
293. No.Copy !req
294. But anything within a five to
eight-Mile radius is acceptable.Copy !req
295. On it!Copy !req
296. Dwight.Copy !req
297. DwightCopy !req
298. Get in.Copy !req
299. - Are you serious?
- Get in!Copy !req
300. - Okay, what
are you... - Shh!Copy !req
301. - They might be listening to us.
- What's that?Copy !req
302. - They might be listening to us!
- Who's "they"?Copy !req
303. Customer service might be
monitoring this conversation.Copy !req
304. In this car?Copy !req
305. You never know. Better safe than sorry.Copy !req
306. What are you thinking of?Copy !req
307. Who stands to benefit from our downfall?Copy !req
308. The mob? Maybe NASA.Copy !req
309. Could be the mob.Copy !req
310. But then Dunder Mifflin would need
to be a front for money laundering,Copy !req
311. And there's little evidence of that.Copy !req
312. Is there some evidence?Copy !req
313. Ooh, cute shoes online.Copy !req
314. How many shoes do you need?Copy !req
315. I don't know. Two?Copy !req
316. Maybe three, if one wears out.Copy !req
317. How many shoes do you need?Copy !req
318. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
319. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
320. - Pam.
- She's not here, Jim!Copy !req
321. No, she's not.Copy !req
322. Yes!Copy !req
323. I found it. I found the perfect place.Copy !req
324. A local bed and breakfast
on a 60-Acre beet farm.Copy !req
325. And even better, I have
an in with the owner.Copy !req
326. Oh, yeah, we work together.Copy !req
327. It's Dwight Schrute.Copy !req
328. As in schrute farms.Copy !req
329. So I'd like to re-Double my order.Copy !req
330. If you could put
me down for, um...Copy !req
331. Wait. Shut up.Copy !req
332. - I'm sorry?
- Shh!Copy !req
333. Do you hear that?Copy !req
334. - Hear what?
- Breathing.Copy !req
335. Is that you? Well, I am breathing, yes.Copy !req
336. Well, stop. Hold your breath.Copy !req
337. I still hear it.Copy !req
338. Who's there?Copy !req
339. Kelly, is that you?Copy !req
340. Hold on.Copy !req
341. I need paper.Copy !req
342. - Hyah!
- Aah!Copy !req
343. Oh, my god, you scared me!Copy !req
344. Hear anything interesting?Copy !req
345. What are you talking about?Copy !req
346. I think you know.Copy !req
347. You always say that,
and I almost never know.Copy !req
348. What are you up to, girl? Huh?Copy !req
349. Phyllis put you up to this?Copy !req
350. Stanley? Are they paying you?Copy !req
351. Are you accusing me of something?Copy !req
352. Of course I am. I know
you're the mastermind.Copy !req
353. But you're too stupid
to do it by yourself.Copy !req
354. - Okay...
- oh!Copy !req
355. - Easy.
- Okay.Copy !req
356. Let's head back to the desk.Copy !req
357. You just can't come into
my nook and call me stupid.Copy !req
358. And maybe it you were a little
bit more nice and polite,Copy !req
359. Then people wouldn't give
you such bad customer reviews.Copy !req
360. Okay, the reason that I
got bad customer reviewsCopy !req
361. Is because I didn't!Copy !req
362. There is a massive
conspiracy going on here,Copy !req
363. And I know you're involved.Copy !req
364. Dwight, get out of my nook!Copy !req
365. That's what she said!
That's what she said!Copy !req
366. That's what she said!Copy !req
367. Good one.Copy !req
368. HeyCopy !req
369. Sorry about Dwight, by the way.Copy !req
370. Yeah, he's weird.Copy !req
371. Well, we all handle it differently.Copy !req
372. I personally choose to handle
it like a normal person, but...Copy !req
373. Okay.Copy !req
374. Hey, how are you and Darryl?Copy !req
375. Um, we're cool. Bye.Copy !req
376. Bye.Copy !req
377. That was weird.Copy !req
378. What was?Copy !req
379. Have you ever had a
conversation with KellyCopy !req
380. Where she didn't go on for 15
minutes without taking a breath?Copy !req
381. No, actually.Copy !req
382. Did you do something to her?Copy !req
383. I don't think so.Copy !req
384. Well, something's off.Copy !req
385. Hey, how's things?Copy !req
386. - All right.
- Yeah?Copy !req
387. Livin' in the moment.Copy !req
388. Do you have any reason to believe
that Kelly would be mad at me?Copy !req
389. Ohm don't play the
politics game anymore, Jim.Copy !req
390. Can I tell you something?Copy !req
391. - I played it full-On
in new York. - Mm-Hmm.Copy !req
392. I played it high stakes. For keeps.Copy !req
393. Made it to the top.Copy !req
394. But look what it cost.Copy !req
395. Can I tell you what else I learned?Copy !req
396. Wait, that's pretty weird.Copy !req
397. What?Copy !req
398. Andy has a mug just like that.Copy !req
399. Oh, yeah, Kelly gave
them out as party favors.Copy !req
400. Remember? You got one.Copy !req
401. No. What party?Copy !req
402. Her America's Got Talent
finale party Over the summer.Copy !req
403. That's crazy. It was packed.Copy !req
404. I thought everyone was there.Copy !req
405. You were there. I
remember you being there.Copy !req
406. I wasn't, but thank you.Copy !req
407. Hey, do you know
anything about this party?Copy !req
408. Yes, I said you definitely should go,Copy !req
409. But you wanted to visit me instead.Copy !req
410. I can't be the only one who didn't...Copy !req
411. Dwight...Copy !req
412. Let me see your coffee cup.Copy !req
413. No!Copy !req
414. - Is that it?
- No. Why?Copy !req
415. No.Copy !req
416. Okay, I'm gonna assume that was it.Copy !req
417. Here's the thing. I think you're right.Copy !req
418. I think it was Kelly.Copy !req
419. I think she's mad at us
for not coming to her party.Copy !req
420. Oh, man, I knew it.Copy !req
421. - Who are her co-Conspirators?
- Probably just Kelly.Copy !req
422. Obviously. I knew it.Copy !req
423. - That's what I'm saying.
- Yeah. What?Copy !req
424. You were right.Copy !req
425. I was... I
was right.Copy !req
426. - You were right.
- I was right.Copy !req
427. - You knew it.
- I knew it.Copy !req
428. You knew it the whole time, buddy.Copy !req
429. I knew it the whole time, Buddy!Copy !req
430. Wow!Copy !req
431. Yeah! Whoo-Hoo!Copy !req
432. Right, Dwight is loud.Copy !req
433. Yeah! I knew it!Copy !req
434. Yeah! Ha ha!Copy !req
435. Whoo! Boom!Copy !req
436. Kelly the whole time!Copy !req
437. - Let's get her.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
438. Dwight, Dwight, Dwight,
let's talk about this.Copy !req
439. What's going on?Copy !req
440. Why don't you tell us.Copy !req
441. Nothing's going on.Copy !req
442. Let me paint you a picture.Copy !req
443. A little girl from southern India,Copy !req
444. Who, despite being
welcomed into this country,Copy !req
445. Will now spend the rest
of her life in prisonCopy !req
446. For a crime she did commit.Copy !req
447. Dwight I was informed by these gentlemenCopy !req
448. That the reports that you filed
may not entirely be accurate.Copy !req
449. What?
I...Copy !req
450. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
451. This is the first that
I'm hearing about this.Copy !req
452. Oh, come on!Copy !req
453. You juked the stats, cupcake.Copy !req
454. We called about a dozen customers,Copy !req
455. and they all said that
they gave us great marks.Copy !req
456. What's going on?Copy !req
457. I love your tie, Michael.Copy !req
458. Oh...Copy !req
459. Kelly.Copy !req
460. I was raped.Copy !req
461. You cannot say "I was raped"Copy !req
462. And expect all your
problems to go away, Kelly.Copy !req
463. Not again. Don't keep doing that.Copy !req
464. I'll give you one last
chance to come clean.Copy !req
465. Just tell me what happened.Copy !req
466. Okay, all right.Copy !req
467. Okay, I did it, all right?Copy !req
468. I lied, whatever. Just fire me.Copy !req
469. But you know what?Copy !req
470. I did it because you guys
didn't come to my party,Copy !req
471. And you said you would try to,
and then you didn't even show up,Copy !req
472. And so you're bad friends.Copy !req
473. We have our confession.Copy !req
474. - I'm calling security...
- don't, don't!Copy !req
475. Get away from that, Dwight, please.Copy !req
476. You know what, she's got
a point about you too.Copy !req
477. You do have a problem
dealing with people.Copy !req
478. - See? I wasn't lying.
- You were lying.Copy !req
479. - I was lying.
- Yes.Copy !req
480. Jim, Dwight, please excuse us.Copy !req
481. But I want to be here
when you fire her ass.Copy !req
482. I will call you when it is time.Copy !req
483. I have an enormous amount of troubleCopy !req
484. Trying to get people
to come to my place.Copy !req
485. And I hate it.Copy !req
486. I can't tell you how
much leftover guacamoleCopy !req
487. I have ended up eating over the years.Copy !req
488. I don't even know why I make
it in such great quantities.Copy !req
489. Here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
490. We are going to sit here for a while,Copy !req
491. Make it look good.Copy !req
492. And maybe you should cry.Copy !req
493. Can you make yourself cry?Copy !req
494. No problem.Copy !req
495. I think you should do that.Copy !req
496. Pam Beesly?Copy !req
497. Hey. What are you doing here?Copy !req
498. Who's that? It's Alex.Copy !req
499. It's Pam.Copy !req
500. I came to kidnap you.Copy !req
501. There's free wine and cheese at
the chuck close retrospective...Copy !req
502. Let's go.Copy !req
503. Oh, that's gonna be great.Copy !req
504. Who's chuck close?Copy !req
505. Oh, I love chuck close and
his photo-Realist paintings.Copy !req
506. But I have to work.Copy !req
507. Uh, well, actually
there's something elseCopy !req
508. I'd love to talk to you about.Copy !req
509. Um, can we go somewhere
else to talk about it?Copy !req
510. Okay.Copy !req
511. That's it, I want to talk to this guy.Copy !req
512. Put me in his ear.Copy !req
513. - Um...
- What's up?Copy !req
514. I'm gonna take a big leap.Copy !req
515. And I want to tell you that
I think that you should notCopy !req
516. Move back to Scranton.Copy !req
517. Wow.Copy !req
518. I'm gonna make a bigger leap here.Copy !req
519. He is into you.Copy !req
520. Why did you come to New
York in the first place?Copy !req
521. Because they have a
great design program,Copy !req
522. And I wanted to see if
I was any good at it.Copy !req
523. And I wanted to work on my art too.Copy !req
524. Right.Copy !req
525. And that's why I think
you should stay here.Copy !req
526. 'Cause, I mean, you... Really,
you just got here, you know?Copy !req
527. And you can't do new
York in three months.Copy !req
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530. All the... The whole art
scene is in new York.Copy !req
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nuts to go back to ScrantonCopy !req
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533. Jim's in Scranton.Copy !req
534. I know, but all I'm saying is,Copy !req
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536. That really wants to be an artist,Copy !req
537. Then I think you should stay here.Copy !req
538. Because you don't want
to wake up in 50 yearsCopy !req
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what could have been.Copy !req
540. And that is the end of my speech.Copy !req
541. I planned it all. Anyway...Copy !req
542. I will see you tomorrow.Copy !req
543. - I'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay.Copy !req
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- Don't.Copy !req
547. Congratulations on choosing
Schrute Farms for your wedding.Copy !req
548. No, we haven't decided on anything yet.Copy !req
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551. Well, then, why don't you look
over some of our materials?Copy !req
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553. While I describe to you
the Excalibur package.Copy !req
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breathtaking natural beautyCopy !req
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our grounds can be cateredCopy !req
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time of the day or night.Copy !req
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564. Have nothing more to worry about.Copy !req
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out of your hands.Copy !req
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567. Okay.Copy !req
568. Um, what are we talking, price wise?Copy !req
569. - You already said deal.
- YeahCopy !req
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573. You are gonna make us so happy.Copy !req