1. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
2. Who are you faxing so early in the morning?Copy !req
3. Kind of hard to explain.Copy !req
4. I don't have a ton of contact
with the Scranton branch.Copy !req
5. But before I left,
I took a box of Dwight's stationery.Copy !req
6. So from time to time, I send Dwight faxesCopy !req
7. from himselfCopy !req
8. from the future.Copy !req
9. "Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. Today
someone poisons the coffee.Copy !req
10. "Do not drink the coffee.
More instructions will follow.Copy !req
11. "Cordially, Future Dwight."Copy !req
12. No!Copy !req
13. You'll thank me later.Copy !req
14. There she is. Jan LevinsonCopy !req
15. first thing in the morning.
Michael.Copy !req
16. Love to start my day
with a hearty bowl of Jan!Copy !req
17. Michael.Copy !req
18. (SINGING) Just call me Levinson
in the morning, babyCopy !req
19. Michael.
Yes.Copy !req
20. I'm here to tell you
that we are closing the Scranton branch.Copy !req
21. I don't understand.Copy !req
22. The Board voted last night
to close your branch.Copy !req
23. On whom's authority?Copy !req
24. The Board's.Copy !req
25. What?Copy !req
26. I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this.Copy !req
27. You've been a big part of this company,Copy !req
28. and the Board asked me to thank you
for your years of service.Copy !req
29. You're welcome.Copy !req
30. A small number of people will be
transferred to the Stamford branchCopy !req
31. and the rest will be getting
severance packages.Copy !req
32. Am I a "small number" person
or a "severance package" person?Copy !req
33. Well, we haven't made final decisions
about personnel yet.Copy !req
34. But you're a "severance package" person.Copy !req
35. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Copy !req
36. No!Copy !req
37. What are they talking about?Copy !req
38. I don't know.Copy !req
39. Is it serious?Copy !req
40. I don't know, Kev.Copy !req
41. If you find out anything,Copy !req
42. call me.Copy !req
43. You got it, buddy.Copy !req
44. Are you all right, Michael?
Do you want me to get you some...Copy !req
45. No, no, no.
A water or a tissue?Copy !req
46. All right. All right.Copy !req
47. You know what, I don't get it. I don't...Copy !req
48. I don't get it,
because our numbers aren't that bad,Copy !req
49. things are looking up.Copy !req
50. It's not all about numbers, Michael.Copy !req
51. Well...
It's about talent.Copy !req
52. Oh, you gotta... Josh?Copy !req
53. Our CFO believes that Josh...
Josh.Copy !req
54. is going to play an important role
in our company's future.Copy !req
55. Oh, really. What role is that?
King of the stupid universe?Copy !req
56. Okay.
Don't do this, Jan.Copy !req
57. I think we're finished and I need to go.
We are not...Copy !req
58. I would appreciate it
if you would please use discretionCopy !req
59. until we get our ducks in a row.Copy !req
60. I know you're mad, but don't do this to me.Copy !req
61. I know I hurt you,
but please do not do this to me.Copy !req
62. Don't hurt me like I hurt you.Copy !req
63. Jan. Jan.Copy !req
64. It is an outrage. That's all. It's...Copy !req
65. They are making a huge, huge mistake.Copy !req
66. Let's see Josh replace these people.Copy !req
67. Let's see Josh find another Stanley.Copy !req
68. Do you think Stanleys grow on trees?
Well, they don't.Copy !req
69. There is no Stanley tree.Copy !req
70. Do you think the world is crawling
with Phyllises?Copy !req
71. Show me that farm.Copy !req
72. With Phyllises and Kevins sprouting up
all over the place ripe for the plucking.Copy !req
73. Show me that farm.Copy !req
74. Pictures. Memories.Copy !req
75. Look at that. They grow up so fast.Copy !req
76. Hey, stranger.Copy !req
77. Don't say that. That just sounds weird.
Please.Copy !req
78. Sorry, I just feel
like we haven't talked in a while.Copy !req
79. Well, we have nothing to talk about, Dwight.Copy !req
80. Just do your work.Copy !req
81. While you still can.Copy !req
82. When you become close with
someone, you develop a kind of sixth sense.Copy !req
83. You can read their moods like a book.Copy !req
84. And right now, the title of Michael's book
is Something Weird is Going On:Copy !req
85. What Did Jan Say?Copy !req
86. The Michael Scott Story.Copy !req
87. By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.Copy !req
88. Hey, did you hear
about your friends in Pennsylvania?Copy !req
89. Rumor has it that the Scranton branch is...Copy !req
90. Really?Copy !req
91. Wow, that's bad.Copy !req
92. Sorry. Scranton branch is closing?Copy !req
93. In your face.Copy !req
94. Well, I work here now.Copy !req
95. Sucker.Copy !req
96. Are you okay?Copy !req
97. Yeah, great, amazing.
Best physical condition of my life.Copy !req
98. What did Jan want?Copy !req
99. Nothing. Just checking in.Copy !req
100. I can't tell you, so...Copy !req
101. What can't you tell me?Copy !req
102. Nothing, Pam.Copy !req
103. What difference does it make?
We'll all be gone in a few weeks anyway.Copy !req
104. What?
What?Copy !req
105. You just said that we're gonna be gone?
Do I have any messages?Copy !req
106. Michael, what's going on?Copy !req
107. I don't know.
What did Jan say to you?Copy !req
108. Was she mean to you?
Nothing. No, she...Copy !req
109. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
110. Listen up, everybody, I have some news.Copy !req
111. All I can do right now is put on a brave face
and go out there and be their leader.Copy !req
112. It's over.Copy !req
113. We are screwed.Copy !req
114. Dunder Mifflin Scranton is being shut down.Copy !req
115. Michael, we shouldn't be talking about this
until all the decisions have been made.Copy !req
116. You knew about this all along, didn't you?Copy !req
117. Jan told me just a few minutes
before she told you.Copy !req
118. Traitor. You are a traitor.Copy !req
119. What about us, Michael?
Do we still have jobs?Copy !req
120. I don't know. Probably not.Copy !req
121. This is the worst!Copy !req
122. So this has been great!Copy !req
123. So let's get back to work
and do the best job that we can.Copy !req
124. Toby, I'd like to see you in my office, please.Copy !req
125. All right.Copy !req
126. Oh, my God. You walk so slowly.Copy !req
127. It makes perfect sense
that it would happen today.Copy !req
128. Because I just received this in the mail.Copy !req
129. A thousand business cards
with this address and phone number.Copy !req
130. I don't want to blame anyone in particular.Copy !req
131. I think everyone's to blame.Copy !req
132. If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off,
I will kill myself.Copy !req
133. Like Romeo + Juliet. The Claire Danes one.Copy !req
134. Stamford, Connecticut!Copy !req
135. Stamford, Connecticut!Copy !req
136. What happened?Copy !req
137. I think the word got out about Scranton.Copy !req
138. Hey, do you know any more details on that?
Like, is... Am I transferring here?Copy !req
139. You know, nothing's definite.Copy !req
140. In fact, you know what...
Excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
141. I know there are some rumors going around,
but nothing is definite. All right?Copy !req
142. You guys have done a great job
getting our numbers up around here.Copy !req
143. But until this thing is official,
let's just keep working, huh?Copy !req
144. You know, be professional.Copy !req
145. Ladies and gentlemen,
our fearless leader, Josh Porter!Copy !req
146. Josh, take a bow. Take a bow!Copy !req
147. I think it would be kind of weird
if everyone from Scranton came here.Copy !req
148. It'd be like going
to your high school reunionCopy !req
149. and you saying, "Hey, I missed you guys."Copy !req
150. And then they're all like,
"Oh, don't worry about it.Copy !req
151. "We're all going to move in with youCopy !req
152. "forever."Copy !req
153. Yeah.Copy !req
154. Hey.
Meredith, hello.Copy !req
155. Tough day?
Yes.Copy !req
156. So, listen, I know you're seeing someone,
but I'm still willing if you are.Copy !req
157. What willing?Copy !req
158. You remember. Like six years agoCopy !req
159. we said that on our last day of work
that we wouldCopy !req
160. sleep together.Copy !req
161. God.Copy !req
162. I did not say that.Copy !req
163. Was that not you?
No. Not me.Copy !req
164. Never mind.Copy !req
165. The day just gets worse and worse.Copy !req
166. It's a blessing in disguise.
Actually, not even in disguise.Copy !req
167. In my fantasy,
I always thought I would slap someone,Copy !req
168. make a big speech and storm out forever.Copy !req
169. But this is good, too.Copy !req
170. You're kidding?
No.Copy !req
171. What does that mean?Copy !req
172. Well, some of us are fired,
and a few are going to Connecticut.Copy !req
173. Do you guys know who's going where?Copy !req
174. Don't worry. You're going to be fine, Roy.Copy !req
175. You're very strong and capable.Copy !req
176. Thanks.Copy !req
177. Oh, grow up.Copy !req
178. I don't want to work here without Pam.Copy !req
179. It'll just be like loading trucks
without any meaning, you know.Copy !req
180. I couldn't be happier.Copy !req
181. I'm gonna take the severance and retire.
My wife and I are gonna travel.Copy !req
182. I really couldn't be happier.Copy !req
183. Feeling nostalgic?Copy !req
184. Yeah, nostalgic.Copy !req
185. Hey, Mike.
Darryl. Noble Darryl.Copy !req
186. Look, I heard about the office. Tough break.Copy !req
187. I know, I know. Well, I'll land on my feet.
Yeah.Copy !req
188. Don't worry about me.
I wasn't.Copy !req
189. So you'll be okay, too.
You're a warrior, you're smart, capable.Copy !req
190. You'll find something else and...Copy !req
191. Actually,
Bob Vance bought out the warehouse.Copy !req
192. So he's keeping on the whole crew,
so we're good.Copy !req
193. Awesome.Copy !req
194. This is my house.Copy !req
195. The CFO's taking away my house
and giving it to Josh.Copy !req
196. And Josh is giving the garage to Bob Vance.Copy !req
197. All right. Listen up.Copy !req
198. Some of you may have heard
some rumors about the branch closing.Copy !req
199. Like when you said the branch was closing?Copy !req
200. But I am not going to take this lying down.Copy !req
201. I have a plan,
and I am going to save our jobs,Copy !req
202. so just hang in there.Copy !req
203. Let's go.
Yes!Copy !req
204. Oh, good, you're bringing Dwight.Copy !req
205. Yes. This might get ugly
and we need backup.Copy !req
206. What's the plan?Copy !req
207. We go to New York, confront the CFO.Copy !req
208. Show him he's making a mistake,
save the branch.Copy !req
209. Can I drive?
No way.Copy !req
210. Shotgun!
No, there's no one else.Copy !req
211. Still...Copy !req
212. Thank you very much.Copy !req
213. Okay, secretary says
Wallace is away for the dayCopy !req
214. and won't be coming back into the office.Copy !req
215. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
216. But do not worry.
I have his home address right here.Copy !req
217. Why?Copy !req
218. Christmas card list.Copy !req
219. You send him cards? You've never met him.Copy !req
220. But when I do,
we'll have something to talk about.Copy !req
221. Hey, do you have a second?
Sure, what's up?Copy !req
222. I know it's not definite or whatever,Copy !req
223. but do you know
who's coming over here from Scranton?Copy !req
224. I honestly don't... I don't know.Copy !req
225. Okay, so is it like Sales or accountants or...Copy !req
226. You know what, Jim?
I wouldn't worry about it.Copy !req
227. What does that mean?Copy !req
228. Hi!
Jan, hey.Copy !req
229. Oh, good, you're both here.
Ready to talk logistics?Copy !req
230. I just feel like
it could have been something specialCopy !req
231. if we could have kept working together,Copy !req
232. but I'm gonna go someplace else,
and you're gonna go someplace else.Copy !req
233. It just doesn't make sense.Copy !req
234. This kind of worked out perfectly for me.Copy !req
235. I got some good experience,Copy !req
236. Michael's gonna write me
a great recommendation.Copy !req
237. And as far as me and Kelly goes,Copy !req
238. I think it's for the best.Copy !req
239. Okay! This is it!Copy !req
240. This is exactly what Michael Moore does.
Famous documentarian.Copy !req
241. He goes up to people with a cameraCopy !req
242. and he's like, "Why did you do this?
Why did you pollute?Copy !req
243. "You are bad, you're a bad person."
It's very dramatic.Copy !req
244. Although I can't say I was a big fan
of Bowling for Columbine.Copy !req
245. Because I thought it was gonna be
a bowling movie, like Kingpin.Copy !req
246. And it wasn't. It was something else.Copy !req
247. So Josh will be running
what is now called Dunder Mifflin Northeast,Copy !req
248. which is all the offices north of Stamford.Copy !req
249. And, Jim, if you want the job,
you'll be his number two.Copy !req
250. Wow! Sure, absolutely.
Awesome.Copy !req
251. Excuse me, Jan, I'm sorry,
I'm gonna have to stop you there.Copy !req
252. I will not be taking the job.Copy !req
253. What... Excuse me... Why not?Copy !req
254. As of today, I have accepted
a senior management position at Staples.Copy !req
255. Today?Copy !req
256. You leveraged your new position with us
into another offer?Copy !req
257. Damn it, Josh,
this whole restructuring thingCopy !req
258. was based around keeping you. I...Copy !req
259. I'm sorry, all right. It's done. It's done.Copy !req
260. I gotta make some calls.
Excuse me, I'm sorry, Jim.Copy !req
261. Say what you will about Michael Scott,
but he would never do that.Copy !req
262. Okay.
All visible points of access are covered.Copy !req
263. So, do you know what you're going to say
when he shows up?Copy !req
264. I will improvise. I will speak from the heart.Copy !req
265. No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan.Copy !req
266. Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice.Copy !req
267. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
268. Coming home from work.
Excuse me! Mr. Wallace?Copy !req
269. David Wallace?
Yes. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
270. Can you tell us
why you are shutting down ScrantonCopy !req
271. and putting 15 people out of work?Copy !req
272. Well, the branch is no longer
financially viable.Copy !req
273. It's simple dollars and cents.Copy !req
274. Yes, but these are employees, sir.
These are human beings.Copy !req
275. Listen, Scott.Copy !req
276. It's no longer financially viable.
We're losing money, okay?Copy !req
277. It's not a charity, it's a business.
And it's a dying business.Copy !req
278. Look, the whole business modelCopy !req
279. of the small, regional paper company
simply doesn't make sense anymore.Copy !req
280. Stop. Stop it, just...
Okay, he's not gonna say any of that.Copy !req
281. Well, hey, why not?
Because he'd be intimidated, and I just...Copy !req
282. Let's start again.
Just be more scared of me, okay?Copy !req
283. Don't touch me this time.Copy !req
284. Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?
Coming home from work.Copy !req
285. Pam, would you please sign
my company directory.Copy !req
286. Are you serious?Copy !req
287. Sure.Copy !req
288. "Kelly. Best wishes. Love, Pam."Copy !req
289. "P.S.Copy !req
290. "What a long, strange trip it's been."Copy !req
291. So, we are still scrambling here,Copy !req
292. but it looks like
Scranton is going to absorb Stamford.Copy !req
293. Wow.Copy !req
294. And I know that you just left there
a couple months ago,Copy !req
295. but we would like to offer you
the number two position at that branch.Copy !req
296. Thank you.
Yeah.Copy !req
297. No, it's just I'm not sure if I...Copy !req
298. Well, to be quite honest with you, Jan,Copy !req
299. I have a few unpleasant memories
of Scranton and...Copy !req
300. Michael.Copy !req
301. No! No, no, just some personal stuff.Copy !req
302. And I'm not really ready
to revisit that, I don't think.Copy !req
303. Well, please think about it.Copy !req
304. And call me, we will do whatever we can
to get you to stay.Copy !req
305. Okay.Copy !req
306. Hey, Meredith, how're you holding up?
I'm fine.Copy !req
307. Hey, did we ever have a conversationCopy !req
308. about doing something
on the last day of work?Copy !req
309. Does that ring a bell?Copy !req
310. No. I don't think so.Copy !req
311. Do you remember hearing a rumor about me
and anybody, last day of work...Copy !req
312. Something sexual?Copy !req
313. No.Copy !req
314. Okay.Copy !req
315. I'm kind of okay with it, actually.Copy !req
316. Oh, that's good. That's great.Copy !req
317. Do you know what you're going to do then?Copy !req
318. Well, you know, I've got art school.Copy !req
319. Oh, that's... Yeah, of course.
You should totally do that.Copy !req
320. That's a great idea.Copy !req
321. Yeah.Copy !req
322. I am. Already. I started a while ago.Copy !req
323. Wow, that's terrific.Copy !req
324. That's awesome.Copy !req
325. Well, cool.Copy !req
326. I'm glad you're doing that.Copy !req
327. You can learn a great deal about a man
from his trash.Copy !req
328. Case in point.Copy !req
329. Satellite TV bill.Copy !req
330. Lesson learned? He's rich.Copy !req
331. Coffee grounds.Copy !req
332. Was he enjoying a delicious, hot beverage?Copy !req
333. Or disguising the scent of cocaine
from drug-sniffing dogs?Copy !req
334. It's a nice house.Copy !req
335. Hey, guys, I'm trying to organize
a little group lunch for everybodyCopy !req
336. since, you know,
we're never gonna see each other again.Copy !req
337. Where are we going?Copy !req
338. I thought maybe Dee Jay's?Copy !req
339. How about Cugino's?Copy !req
340. I don't want to go all the way to Dunmore.Copy !req
341. How about Cooper's, then?Copy !req
342. No seafood.Copy !req
343. But I don't wanna go to Dee Jay's.Copy !req
344. Oh, now all of a sudden you get picky?Copy !req
345. Okay. Forget it.Copy !req
346. Hooters.Copy !req
347. No.Copy !req
348. $400 for the CPU.Copy !req
349. Done.Copy !req
350. Here, replenish your fluids.Copy !req
351. Where's Michael?Copy !req
352. He's not here. I don't know where he is.Copy !req
353. Wait...Copy !req
354. What's going on here?Copy !req
355. We know the branch is closing.
Michael told us.Copy !req
356. Oh, God. Okay. You know what, everybody?Copy !req
357. I'm sure there's a better way to do this,Copy !req
358. but I've driven
something like 400 miles today,Copy !req
359. and I'm completely exhausted,
so I'm just gonna tell you.Copy !req
360. Your branch is not closing.
Stamford is closing.Copy !req
361. For the time being,
it seems that all of your jobs are safe.Copy !req
362. Yes.
Yes!Copy !req
363. Stanley!Copy !req
364. Is it because of Michael?
Did he actually do something?Copy !req
365. Well, reasons are not important.Copy !req
366. Would you just call him, please,
wherever he is and tell him.Copy !req
367. Sure. Jan, do you know,
is anyone coming back to Scranton?Copy !req
368. Back?
Coming to Scranton.Copy !req
369. Is anyone coming to Scranton?Copy !req
370. You know, we don't know. Probably a few.Copy !req
371. Maybe we should take a break,
get some food.Copy !req
372. Negative. We could miss him.Copy !req
373. I'm really hungry.
Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
374. Who is it?
The office.Copy !req
375. Are you gonna get it?Copy !req
376. No, not until I have some good news
for them.Copy !req
377. Not until I have some good news.Copy !req
378. Dunder Mifflin Action News.Copy !req
379. Jim Halpert, will Big Tuna
be transferring to Scranton?Copy !req
380. I don't know.Copy !req
381. Jan offered me the job,
but I haven't really decided yet.Copy !req
382. Yeah. Well, even if I don't get transferred,
I'll probably be fine.Copy !req
383. Cornell has an extensive
alumni network, so...Copy !req
384. We look out for each other.Copy !req
385. I'll probably go back and teach
or something.Copy !req
386. Where'd you go to college?Copy !req
387. Cornell.Copy !req
388. That's good.Copy !req
389. I guess some new people
might be coming from Stamford.Copy !req
390. Which should be fun. New blood.Copy !req
391. Is Jim coming back?Copy !req
392. That's... I hadn't thought about it.
I don't know.Copy !req
393. I just don't want it to be weird, you know.Copy !req
394. I mean, I took his old job and his old desk.Copy !req
395. Yeah, you know, that might be weird.Copy !req
396. Overall, though, we still all have our jobs,Copy !req
397. so good news, right?Copy !req
398. Oh, yeah, totally.Copy !req
399. I am so happy
we don't have to break up now, Ryan!Copy !req
400. It is the best day of my whole life!Copy !req
401. I don't know.Copy !req
402. I can't explain it.Copy !req
403. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
404. I really don't know.
How you doing with all this?Copy !req
405. You know, I'm fine.
I'll be better when I know if I have a job.Copy !req
406. You'd actually move to Scranton?Copy !req
407. Yeah, if they let me, I think I would.Copy !req
408. New York City is 45 minutes
down the road from here.Copy !req
409. And you wanna move to Scranton.Copy !req
410. I don't know, if I were you,
I'd move to New York.Copy !req
411. Yeah, you know, I might do that. I might...
Who knows? I might do that.Copy !req
412. God!Copy !req
413. Hey, Andy!Copy !req
414. What's up, Josh?Copy !req
415. I just wanted to say thanks, good luck.Copy !req
416. Thanks, man, you, too, totally.Copy !req
417. Oh, well. What can you do?Copy !req
418. It was nice to have those few hours
when I thought it was over.Copy !req
419. Now, I have something to look forward to.Copy !req
420. Hey, Creed. Congratulations.Copy !req
421. Thank you. I made like 1,200 bucks.Copy !req
422. Meredith Palmer.
Hey, gorgeous.Copy !req
423. Who's this?Copy !req
424. Gary Trundell from the old days
who worked in the warehouse.Copy !req
425. Oh, hey.Copy !req
426. Hey, gal, listen.Copy !req
427. I heard through the grapevine
that your branch is closing.Copy !req
428. That got me to thinking about our deal.
Remember?Copy !req
429. Oh, yes.Copy !req
430. Well, actually, the branch is...Copy !req
431. Can you be at my place in 20 minutes?
Yes, I can.Copy !req
432. Anything?Copy !req
433. Nothing.Copy !req
434. What if this doesn't work?
What if the office actually goes under?Copy !req
435. Then it was an honor
to have worked with you.Copy !req
436. All right.Copy !req
437. Favorite moments in Dunder Mifflin history.
Go.Copy !req
438. My first day when you hazed me
by spraying me with the fire extinguisher.Copy !req
439. That was hilarious. The foam.Copy !req
440. My first sale.Copy !req
441. My promotion to
assistant regional manager.Copy !req
442. Our basketball game.Copy !req
443. And when you took me to the hospitalCopy !req
444. and told me that you cared about me.Copy !req
445. All right, okay, that's enough, that's good.Copy !req
446. What were your favorite moments?Copy !req
447. All of them. I loved them all.
Every single one of them.Copy !req
448. What about when Jan said
the branch was closing?Copy !req
449. God, Dwight.
Well, it...Copy !req
450. Hey, Pam, we're going to Poor Richard's.
Creed's buying shots.Copy !req
451. No thanks, guys.
All right.Copy !req
452. Have fun, though.
Cool.Copy !req
453. Hey, I hear Jim's coming back.Copy !req
454. Really? Where'd you hear that?Copy !req
455. Hey, Ryan, you coming?
Well, I was...Copy !req
456. Yeah, we'll meet you there.Copy !req
457. Awesome. Let's go, Phyll.Copy !req
458. I'll tell you later.
Okay.Copy !req
459. Hey.Copy !req
460. Bye.Copy !req
461. Crazy day, huh?Copy !req
462. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
463. Man.Copy !req
464. I'm really glad
you're still gonna be working here.Copy !req
465. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
466. I mean, it'd be a pain
to have to find another job, so...Copy !req
467. Yeah, totally.Copy !req
468. All right, I'll see you.
Okay.Copy !req
469. I was expecting a severance,
some time off.Copy !req
470. But maybe this is good.Copy !req
471. Finding another job is a pain.Copy !req
472. There's another annoying boss,
another desk.Copy !req
473. I'd have to learn everything all over again.Copy !req
474. So, there are reasons to stay.Copy !req
475. Hey, I think I am gonna take that job.Copy !req
476. And Scranton, it's not that bad.Copy !req
477. So, if they offer you a job there,Copy !req
478. I think you should take it.Copy !req
479. Okay, yeah, maybe I will.
Okay.Copy !req
480. Yeah, I'm happy he said that.Copy !req
481. I mean, I don't think he's into me
or anything,Copy !req
482. but I'm kind of into him, so there you go.Copy !req
483. What are we still doing here? It's over.Copy !req
484. Let's go home. Get the car.Copy !req
485. Oh, this was such a stupid idea.Copy !req
486. This was so stupid.Copy !req
487. I am such a stupid idiot.
I let everybody down.Copy !req
488. Everybody hates me.
I lost everybody's jobs!Copy !req
489. Nobody likes me anymore!Copy !req
490. Oh, my God!
What?Copy !req
491. Stamford is closed!
Michael, we're not closed!Copy !req
492. Stamford is closed! Stamford is closed!Copy !req
493. Is it? We did it!
We did it!Copy !req
494. We did it!
You did it!Copy !req
495. We did it!Copy !req
496. We did it!
Yeah!Copy !req
497. We did it!Copy !req
498. Right here! Right here!Copy !req
499. Yeah, baby!
In your face!Copy !req
500. We did it.
Oh, man!Copy !req
501. How did we do it?
I don't know. I have no idea.Copy !req
502. I don't understand.Copy !req
503. Well, for a minute there,
I saw myself selling my house,Copy !req
504. moving to Costa Rica, learning how to surf.Copy !req
505. But Costa Rica will still be thereCopy !req
506. when I'm 65.Copy !req