1. Okay, where does it hurt?Copy !req
2. Just... All over.Copy !req
3. I don't want to do anything. I'm dying.Copy !req
4. No, that's not how it works.Copy !req
5. You have to point
to a specific part of the body.Copy !req
6. Right there.Copy !req
7. Abdomen.Copy !req
8. Menses.
Maybe.Copy !req
9. "The uterus contracts
after your egg passes through it."Copy !req
10. Not it, I don't have eggs.Copy !req
11. So when did this start?Copy !req
12. About 10 minutes ago. I don't...
When I came in with the paperwork?Copy !req
13. About 40 times a year,Copy !req
14. Michael gets really sick
but has no symptoms.Copy !req
15. Dwight is always gravely concerned.Copy !req
16. Is it possible you ate food
that contained animal waste?Copy !req
17. It's possible.Copy !req
18. Michael?Copy !req
19. David Wallace is on line one.Copy !req
20. CFO?Copy !req
21. All right, everybody out. Out, out, out.Copy !req
22. Okay.Copy !req
23. To what do I owe this great honor,
David Wallace?Copy !req
24. Michael, I am calling to see...
And Gromit.Copy !req
25. Jan? Is Jan there?Copy !req
26. Jan is out of town right now.
Oh. You sigh like Jan.Copy !req
27. I broke Jan's heart, David.
And I feel awful. It was...Copy !req
28. It was never my intention to ruin a life.
But you know what?Copy !req
29. Sometimes...
Michael?Copy !req
30. you just gots to get your freak on.
Michael?Copy !req
31. Yeah?
Michael?Copy !req
32. I am calling to see if you would come downCopy !req
33. and interview for a job we have opening up
in corporate.Copy !req
34. Really?
A week from today.Copy !req
35. Bring your first quarter statsCopy !req
36. and your recommendation
for who'd take over the Scranton branch.Copy !req
37. Wow.Copy !req
38. I wish I had prepared something to say.Copy !req
39. That's not necessary.
May God guide you in your quest.Copy !req
40. Yes.Copy !req
41. Okay. Everybody have
their towels and swimsuits?Copy !req
42. We've got an hour and a half.
I suggest that you all go potty now,Copy !req
43. and then we will be congregating
on the party bus.Copy !req
44. Oh, I'm excited. Today is Beach Day.Copy !req
45. Michael is taking the whole office
to the beach.Copy !req
46. So I'm wearing my bathing suit
underneath my shirt.Copy !req
47. Oh, yeah. I packed it in my purse.Copy !req
48. Oscar, you brought your Speedo, I assume?Copy !req
49. I don't wear a Speedo, Michael.
Well, you can't swim in leather pants.Copy !req
50. I'm just yanking your chain.Copy !req
51. Not literally.Copy !req
52. Anybody need sun block? I've got SPF 30.Copy !req
53. Oh. You know what? You're not going.Copy !req
54. It's Beach Day.
Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
55. Toby, we...Copy !req
56. Somebody has to stay here.Copy !req
57. I want today to be a beautiful memory
that the staff and I shareCopy !req
58. after I have passed on to New York.Copy !req
59. And if Toby's a part of it, then it'll suck.Copy !req
60. Hey. You want my sunscreen?Copy !req
61. Oh, great.Copy !req
62. I forgot mine and I'm wearing a two-piece.Copy !req
63. Thanks, Toby.Copy !req
64. Hey, Pam.
I have a very important job for you today.Copy !req
65. I thought we were just having fun
at the beach.Copy !req
66. We are. We are.
But I would like you to take notes.Copy !req
67. And I want you to find out
about people's character.Copy !req
68. You know, not their hotness, per se,Copy !req
69. but their humor and their charisma,Copy !req
70. and the indefinable quality
that makes you all glad to follow me.Copy !req
71. What happens to a company
if somebody takes a boss away?Copy !req
72. I will answer your question with a question.Copy !req
73. It's like what happens to a chicken
when you take its head away.Copy !req
74. It dies.Copy !req
75. Unless you find a new head.Copy !req
76. I need to see which one of these people
have the skills to be a chicken head.Copy !req
77. You want me to write down
people's indefinable qualities?Copy !req
78. I want you to write down everything
that people are doing all dayCopy !req
79. and then type it up in a way that is helpful.
All right?Copy !req
80. I have the most boring job in the office.Copy !req
81. So why wouldn't I have
the most boring job on Beach Day?Copy !req
82. This way to the party bus.Copy !req
83. I just want to lie on the beach
and eat hot dogs.Copy !req
84. That's all I've ever wanted.Copy !req
85. (SINGING) And the night got deathly quietCopy !req
86. And his face lost all expressionCopy !req
87. Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boyCopy !req
88. "You gotta learn to play it rightCopy !req
89. "You got to know when to hold 'emCopy !req
90. "Know when to fold 'em"Copy !req
91. Yeah.Copy !req
92. "Know when to walk away
Know when to runCopy !req
93. "You never count your moneyCopy !req
94. "When you're sitting at the tableCopy !req
95. "There'll be time enough for countingCopy !req
96. "When the dealing's done"Copy !req
97. Everybody, may I have
your attention, please?Copy !req
98. Today, we are not just
spending a day at the beach.Copy !req
99. Oh, sweet mother of God.Copy !req
100. If you don't like it, Stanley,
you can go to the back of the bus.Copy !req
101. Excuse me?
Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.Copy !req
102. Just...Copy !req
103. We are all participating
in mandatory fun activities.Copy !req
104. Funtivities.Copy !req
105. And there is a special secret prize
for the winner.Copy !req
106. Yes! Funtivities!Copy !req
107. I knew it wasn't just a trip to the beach.Copy !req
108. Okay, you know what?
Your enthusiasm's turning people off.Copy !req
109. I hope there will be management parables.
Well...Copy !req
110. Hey, Pam. Did you get that down?
Like what?Copy !req
111. Like everything I said
and everything they did, and just...Copy !req
112. I don't know exactly...
Don't... Write it down before you forget it.Copy !req
113. That's... You've just been drawing pictures.Copy !req
114. I can't stay mad at you.Copy !req
115. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
116. Everybody ready?
Last one down is a rotten egg.Copy !req
117. Watch out for snakes.Copy !req
118. Everybody, put on sunscreen.Copy !req
119. All right. Find a cozy spot.
Everybody, settle in.Copy !req
120. Okay, everybody up. Circle around.Copy !req
121. Let us play some games.Copy !req
122. We are situated on the northeast corner
of scenic Lake Scranton,Copy !req
123. America's eighth-largest
indigenous body of water.Copy !req
124. It is here that a group of Americans
will undergo the ultimate challenge.Copy !req
125. One day,
fourteen strangers who work together,Copy !req
126. but only one survivor.
What?Copy !req
127. Just words. Inspiring words.
Not a contender.Copy !req
128. For the competitions,
you will be divided into four tribes.Copy !req
129. Each tribe will have a leaderCopy !req
130. that I will pick randomly
off the top of my head without thinking.Copy !req
131. Jim, Dwight, Andy, and Stanley.Copy !req
132. Yes!
Choose your tribes.Copy !req
133. Except for Pam, not Pam.Copy !req
134. Jim Halpert.
Karen.Copy !req
135. Smart, cool, good-Iooking.Copy !req
136. Remind you of anybody you know?Copy !req
137. Not a hard worker.Copy !req
138. I can spend all day on a project,Copy !req
139. and he will finish the same project
in half an hour.Copy !req
140. So that should tell you something.Copy !req
141. I choose Michael!Copy !req
142. I'm not playing.Copy !req
143. Okay. Temp.Copy !req
144. Dwight is an obvious candidate for my job.Copy !req
145. He has the best sales record in the office.
He loves the work.Copy !req
146. He is, however, an idiot.Copy !req
147. We are going to choose
team names. Dwight.Copy !req
148. We will be called Gryffindor.
Really? Not Slytherin?Copy !req
149. Slytherin are the bad guys, Jim.Copy !req
150. I know. Okay, we will be Voldemort.Copy !req
151. He Who Must Not Be Named?
I wouldn't do that.Copy !req
152. Voldemort. Voldemort.
Okay, seriously...Copy !req
153. Voldemort. Voldemort.
you really shouldn't be saying...Copy !req
154. Voldemort. Voldemort.
Idiots. Idiots.Copy !req
155. Okay, okay. Stanley, your team name?Copy !req
156. I don't care what you call my team.Copy !req
157. Then I will name your team the Red Team.Copy !req
158. No, the Blue Team.Copy !req
159. I am also considering Stanley
because of all the goodCopy !req
160. that black people have done for America.Copy !req
161. We will be Team USA.Copy !req
162. Very good. Pam, please, take a note
that Andy is patriotic.Copy !req
163. Andy Bernard.
He's classy, he gets me.Copy !req
164. He went to Cornell. I trust him.Copy !req
165. I don't really trust him.Copy !req
166. It is time for the great spoon and egg race.
This one is with a little twist.Copy !req
167. There's already a twist,
you're carrying an egg on a spoon.Copy !req
168. The person carrying the egg
will be blindfolded.Copy !req
169. Please, put on your blindfolds.Copy !req
170. That person carrying the egg
will go down, circle a torch,Copy !req
171. come back, deposit their egg in the pail.Copy !req
172. First team back is the winner.
All right, ready, set, go!Copy !req
173. Come on, Phyllis, you can do it.Copy !req
174. Thank you so much.Copy !req
175. Phyllis is out. Yes! Follow my voice.
Follow my voice.Copy !req
176. Yeah, keep it moving,
keep it moving right this way.Copy !req
177. Looking good.
I don't want to hit the big rock.Copy !req
178. Don't worry, you're not...Copy !req
179. I know I'm near the big rock, I just know it.
Nowhere near the big rock.Copy !req
180. Andy, I don't wanna get hurt
by the big rock.Copy !req
181. What are you doing? No!Copy !req
182. See, now we're disqualified.Copy !req
183. I am okay if I lose
every single contest today.Copy !req
184. Honestly.Copy !req
185. Because I see these contestsCopy !req
186. as an opportunity for me to demonstrate
what a good sport I am.Copy !req
187. Mallard.Copy !req
188. Stop, stop, stop. There's a hole.
Move it!Copy !req
189. Just step over the hole.
Move your ass!Copy !req
190. Yup.
Come on, lazy-bones! Move it! Come on!Copy !req
191. Perfect. Just made it. Okay, turn left.
Come on!Copy !req
192. Come on! Andale, Andale! Arriba!Copy !req
193. You have to stop this right now
or I'm not gonna do this anymore.Copy !req
194. What are you saying?
You have to stop yelling at meCopy !req
195. or I'm not gonna do the egg race.Copy !req
196. Okay, I apologize for yelling at you.Copy !req
197. That's what being a good captain is about.Copy !req
198. I'm trying to bring team spirit!
It's about listening to your team.Copy !req
199. Whoa, stop. Another hole. Take a big step.Copy !req
200. I am not hysterical.
I am explaining...Copy !req
201. Yes!Copy !req
202. Oh, my God. You ass.Copy !req
203. There's nothing better
than a beautiful day at the beach,Copy !req
204. filled with sun, surf
and diligent note-taking.Copy !req
205. Pam, you're missing things!Copy !req
206. Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Mush! Mush!Copy !req
207. Come on, you bastard! What the...Copy !req
208. Damn it, temp!Copy !req
209. Great job, everyone, that was fantastic.Copy !req
210. Okay, Pam, I have
another little project for you.Copy !req
211. Does it have to do with these shopping bags
filled with hot dogs?Copy !req
212. Smart as a whip! Yes.Copy !req
213. These are pre-cooked,
so it's not absolutely necessary,Copy !req
214. but I would appreciate it
if you could heat up 800 hot dogsCopy !req
215. for a little contest I'm going to be having.
I would greatly appreciate it.Copy !req
216. When's the contest?
Like, 10 minutes?Copy !req
217. How am I supposed to get...
Thanks a bunch.Copy !req
218. A good manager has got to be hungry.
Hungry for success.Copy !req
219. Okay, who's hungry?Copy !req
220. No, no, no, do not touch the food.
Please, not yet.Copy !req
221. That is our next event.
A hot dog-eating contest.Copy !req
222. Oh, God.Copy !req
223. For those of you who are curious,Copy !req
224. the world record
is 54 and one half hot dogs.Copy !req
225. Wow. And you know what?Copy !req
226. I personally have cooked up enoughCopy !req
227. so that each and every one of you
could break that record.Copy !req
228. So shoot for the stars, okay? All right!Copy !req
229. The team that eats the most hot dogs
in 10 minutes will be declared the winner!Copy !req
230. On your mark, get set...Copy !req
231. Can I have a turkey burger?
No. I have the only one. I claimed it.Copy !req
232. Ready?
Turkey is a healthy meat.Copy !req
233. Yeah, it's very good for you.Copy !req
234. I don't eat meat, Michael.
I'm not gonna eat this.Copy !req
235. It has L-tryptophan.
Guys, guys.Copy !req
236. Come on...
What's L-tryptophan?Copy !req
237. Please! Let's just...Copy !req
238. Okay, it's very important that you all
try to eat as many hot dogs as you can.Copy !req
239. On your mark, get set, eat!Copy !req
240. Is there any mustard?
No mustard! No mustard! Just eat it!Copy !req
241. Eat it, Phyllis. Dip it in the water
so it'll slide down your gullet more easily.Copy !req
242. Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize.
What is it?Copy !req
243. I can't say.
You can't say? Or you can't pronounce it?Copy !req
244. The winner gets regional manager salary
for a year and a SebringCopy !req
245. and the feeling that they're making
a difference in the world.Copy !req
246. Can we just take those first two things?Copy !req
247. The winner of today gets my job.Copy !req
248. Okay? I'm interviewing
for a job at corporate.Copy !req
249. And they're only interviewing
a handful of people,Copy !req
250. and I'm the most qualified,
and I'll probably get it, all right?Copy !req
251. You're leaving?
I didn't wanna tell anybody.Copy !req
252. I didn't wanna cast a pall
over our fun Beach Day.Copy !req
253. But you know what?
I don't know who to recommend,Copy !req
254. because, frankly, nobody's stepping up.Copy !req
255. I am so hungry.Copy !req
256. Do you expect me to believeCopy !req
257. that you're truly making
your recommendations on this basis?Copy !req
258. Word.Copy !req
259. Here we go. Let's see it.Copy !req
260. I would rather work for an upturned broom
with a bucket for a headCopy !req
261. than work for somebody else in this office
besides myself. Game on.Copy !req
262. Come on. Come on.
Four seconds. Three, two, one...Copy !req
263. Stop your eating!Copy !req
264. And the winner is Andy Bernard...
Team USA!Copy !req
265. with 14 hot dogs!Copy !req
266. One came up.Copy !req
267. Thirteen hot dogs, everybody.Copy !req
268. Damn it!Copy !req
269. Nobody told me
we were gonna have hot dogs.Copy !req
270. Sabotage.Copy !req
271. What? What are you saying?
Did you say sandwich?Copy !req
272. No. I was saying that before. Not now.
Now I am saying sabotage.Copy !req
273. The ancient Dutch art of screwing up
your own team.Copy !req
274. I knew you were saying sabotage.
I was giving you an example of it.Copy !req
275. I will misunderstand everything
that Andy says until he goes insane.Copy !req
276. If Michael organizes
some kind of group hug,Copy !req
277. stand next to me.Copy !req
278. It's very simple. There are only three rules.Copy !req
279. You must not touch the ground.
You must not step outside of the ring.Copy !req
280. And you must always
wear the safety mittens.Copy !req
281. We don't have any safety mittens.Copy !req
282. Probably left them in the trunk of my car.
It's all right. Here we go.Copy !req
283. Get him, big boy!Copy !req
284. And go!Copy !req
285. Come on, Jim! Come on!
What are you doing?Copy !req
286. Come on!
Stop.Copy !req
287. Nice, Stanley!Copy !req
288. Sorry about that.Copy !req
289. It's all about taking points away
from Dwight.Copy !req
290. Yeah. No. Good. Okay.Copy !req
291. Oh, my God.Copy !req
292. I have never seen that look
in a man's eyes, ever.Copy !req
293. I thought that I might die. On Beach Day.Copy !req
294. Come on! Come on!
Come on!Copy !req
295. If either of these guys are put
in charge of the office,Copy !req
296. I will transfer to Albany.Copy !req
297. Gil can come if he wants.Copy !req
298. I'm kind of looking for a way out
of that relationship, anyway.Copy !req
299. I think I might try girls for a while.
Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.Copy !req
300. One, two, three!Copy !req
301. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
302. Excellent!Copy !req
303. Gryffindor!
Gryffindor!Copy !req
304. Come on!Copy !req
305. I didn't win.Copy !req
306. But the only reason I didn't win is
because I recently learnedCopy !req
307. that it's better
to work things out with words.Copy !req
308. That's not why you lost.Copy !req
309. Yeah, it is.
I totally could have kicked your butt.Copy !req
310. Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
311. Yeah, right! Come on, come on!
God!Copy !req
312. How do you like that?Copy !req
313. Help. Help! Angela! Angela, hey.Copy !req
314. Oh, thank God. Go tell somebody.Copy !req
315. What, Andy? Andy, what should I tell them?Copy !req
316. Go tell them I'm floating away, obviously.Copy !req
317. I don't understand what you want from me.Copy !req
318. Angela, it's pretty simple.Copy !req
319. Look at what I'm doing
and go tell somebody it!Copy !req
320. Sorry!Copy !req
321. Bye, Andy!Copy !req
322. Angela!Copy !req
323. I knew that finding a successor
would be difficult.Copy !req
324. I did not know that it would be impossible.Copy !req
325. Thus far the candidates
have been wildly disappointing.Copy !req
326. Jim is not taking it seriously.
Stanley is having a stroke.Copy !req
327. And Andy, where is he?
Where the hell is Andy?Copy !req
328. Where is he, Pam? Do you know?Copy !req
329. Who's ahead in points?
I think they're even.Copy !req
330. At various times you gave Jim 10 points,Copy !req
331. Dwight a gold star,
and Stanley a thumbs-up.Copy !req
332. And I don't really know
how to compare those units.Copy !req
333. Well, check to see if there is
a conversion chart in that notebook.Copy !req
334. I really doubt it, Michael.
Please, just check.Copy !req
335. Great. Yeah, I'll see you next week.Copy !req
336. Thank you. And here is Karen Filippelli. Bye.Copy !req
337. Hello? Yeah, hi, David.Copy !req
338. Yes, I would like to be considered
for the corporate position in well.Copy !req
339. "In well"?
As well.Copy !req
340. How would that work, in well?Copy !req
341. I just want to know.
Yes.Copy !req
342. Wait a minute.Copy !req
343. That would be fine.
If this job is in a well, I don't want it.Copy !req
344. I don't.Copy !req
345. What does a great manager need
most of all?Copy !req
346. Courage.
How so?Copy !req
347. I mean, sure thing. That sounds smart.Copy !req
348. I can't do this anymore.
I'm going to sit in the bus.Copy !req
349. Your loss, Stanley.Copy !req
350. Meanwhile, the rest of us will have
a super-fun timeCopy !req
351. defeating our fear
and creating a lasting memoryCopy !req
352. walking through fire!Copy !req
353. Who among you has the guts to replace me?Copy !req
354. Let him walk across these coals.Copy !req
355. Are you gonna try it?Copy !req
356. I'm not gonna walk in the fire after
your disgusting feet have gone through.Copy !req
357. Angela, it is a million degrees.Copy !req
358. I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
359. And I fully expect to burn my feet
and go to the hospital.Copy !req
360. That's the right spirit
when doing a coal walk, right?Copy !req
361. No, no. Not you, Pam.
You have to keep score.Copy !req
362. I'd like to try it.
Pointless.Copy !req
363. But I'm not kidding, I really wanna do it.Copy !req
364. Okay? This is about guts.Copy !req
365. It takes guts to be a regional manager.Copy !req
366. Jim, you're up.Copy !req
367. Nope.
Why not? Come on.Copy !req
368. Oh, 'cause I don't want
my feet to get burned.Copy !req
369. You do not have what it takes
to be a regional manager.Copy !req
370. That's harsh.Copy !req
371. Who's next? Andy, where is Andy?
Andy is never here today.Copy !req
372. Hello? Who's there?Copy !req
373. My name is Andrew Bernard,
I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin.Copy !req
374. Hello?Copy !req
375. Why don't you go, Michael?Copy !req
376. Because I already did. Remember?
I burned my footCopy !req
377. on the George Foreman Grill.Copy !req
378. That is not the same at all.Copy !req
379. If you're gonna ask other people to do it,
you should do it yourself.Copy !req
380. All right, okay. All right. Fine.Copy !req
381. Okay.Copy !req
382. Okay.Copy !req
383. Go.Copy !req
384. The mind has to wrap around the foot.Copy !req
385. Okay.Copy !req
386. You want us to count to three?Copy !req
387. Yes, count to three, please.Copy !req
388. Three, two, one!
Three, two, one!Copy !req
389. Count the other way.
Go.Copy !req
390. No, no. Count one, two, three.Copy !req
391. Okay, okay.
Not three, two, one.Copy !req
392. One, two, three.
One, two, three.Copy !req
393. Go! Do it!
Go, Michael.Copy !req
394. Wait. Am I going on "go"
or am I going on "three"?Copy !req
395. On "three".
On the "go" that's after "three".Copy !req
396. Okay.Copy !req
397. One, two, three, go!
One, two, three, go!Copy !req
398. No! It's okay. I will do this, Michael.Copy !req
399. Don't, Dwight...
I will walk and stand on these coalsCopy !req
400. until you award me
the position of regional manager!Copy !req
401. Wow.
Yes.Copy !req
402. Dwight.
Dwight. Dwight.Copy !req
403. Keep moving
if you're gonna walk there.Copy !req
404. Keep moving!Copy !req
405. Keep coming.
Give me the job!Copy !req
406. That's enough!
Give me the job!Copy !req
407. I'm not going to give it to you!Copy !req
408. Don't kneel on the coals!Copy !req
409. Oh, my God!Copy !req
410. Michael, do something!Copy !req
411. God, that stinks!Copy !req
412. Dwight, stop it!Copy !req
413. Being a boss is also about image.Copy !req
414. I've never looked like that. That was gross.Copy !req
415. I just... I don't see the connection
between a fire walk and management.Copy !req
416. Worst $75 I ever spent.Copy !req
417. You know what? If I had to pick
my replacement based on today,Copy !req
418. it would be Mr. Outside Hire.Copy !req
419. Or Mrs. Outside Hire.Copy !req
420. Yeah. True.Copy !req
421. Look, I don't...Copy !req
422. I don't wanna leave this branch
that I love to an outside hire.Copy !req
423. Therefore, we're going to have
a 100-point, winner-take-all,Copy !req
424. sudden death, Tribal Council roundCopy !req
425. to test the aspect of my jobCopy !req
426. that I think is the most important,
something I call the Bob Hope factor.Copy !req
427. Who's Bob Hope?Copy !req
428. God. He's... He's a comedian.Copy !req
429. Oh, like Amanda Bynes.
Who's Amanda Bynes?Copy !req
430. She's from What a Girl Wants.
Oh, I love that movie.Copy !req
431. Yes. Kelly is right.Copy !req
432. The person to replace me has to have
a great sense of humor.Copy !req
433. And they have to possessCopy !req
434. the leadership qualities
of a Bynes or a Hope.Copy !req
435. So, without further ado, Jim and Dwight.Copy !req
436. Show us what you've got.Copy !req
437. Hey. I know what you're looking for,
but I gotta be honest,Copy !req
438. I really don't think I should be considered
as your replacement.Copy !req
439. You are being too modest.Copy !req
440. Michael, on Thursday, I'm gonna drive down
and interview with DavidCopy !req
441. for the open position in New York.Copy !req
442. Okay, that is not funny.Copy !req
443. I am deducting 60 points from VoldemortCopy !req
444. for false pretenses.Copy !req
445. Okay, Dwight, your turn. Wow us.Copy !req
446. The Aristocrats.Copy !req
447. A man and his wife and children go
into the offices of a talent agency.Copy !req
448. And the talent agent says,
"Describe your act."Copy !req
449. And the man says something
really, really raunchy.Copy !req
450. And the talent representative says,
"What do you call yourselves?"Copy !req
451. And the man says, "The Aristocrats."Copy !req
452. I mean, truly repulsive acts.Copy !req
453. That is a very, very funny story.Copy !req
454. Hey. I wanna say something.Copy !req
455. I've been trying to be more honest lately,
and I just need to say a few things.Copy !req
456. I did the coal walk. Just... I did it.Copy !req
457. Michael, you couldn't even do that.
Maybe I should be your boss.Copy !req
458. Wow, I feel really good right now.Copy !req
459. Why didn't any of you come to my art show?Copy !req
460. I invited all of you. That really sucked.Copy !req
461. It's like sometimes some of you act
like I don't even exist.Copy !req
462. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you.
And now we're not even friends.Copy !req
463. And things are just, like, weird between us,
and that sucks.Copy !req
464. And I miss you.Copy !req
465. You were my best friend
before you went to Stamford.Copy !req
466. And I really miss you.Copy !req
467. I shouldn't have been with Roy.Copy !req
468. And there were a lot of reasons
to call off my wedding.Copy !req
469. But the truth is,
I didn't care about any of those reasonsCopy !req
470. until I met you.Copy !req
471. And now you're with someone else.
And that's fine.Copy !req
472. It's... Whatever. That's not what I'm...Copy !req
473. I'm not... Okay, my feet really hurt.Copy !req
474. The thing that I'm just trying
to say to you, Jim,Copy !req
475. and to everyone else in the circle,
I guess, is that I miss having fun with you.Copy !req
476. Just you, not everyone in the circle.Copy !req
477. Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now.Copy !req
478. Yeah. It's a good day.Copy !req
479. Pam! That was amazing!Copy !req
480. But I am still looking for someone
with a sales background.Copy !req
481. (SINGING) Flintstones.
Meet the FlintstonesCopy !req
482. They're a modern stone age familyCopy !req
483. From the town of BedrockCopy !req
484. They're a page right out of historyCopy !req
485. Let's ride with the family down the streetCopy !req
486. Through the courtesy of Fred's two feetCopy !req
487. When you're with the FlintstonesCopy !req
488. You'll have a yabba dabba doo timeCopy !req
489. A dabba doo timeCopy !req
490. You'll have a gay, old time!Copy !req
491. Wilma!Copy !req
492. Nice.Copy !req