1. Tonight the Scranton
Business Park is having Casino NightCopy !req
2. and we are converting
our warehouseCopy !req
3. into a full-blown
gambling hall.Copy !req
4. And I know it's illegal
in Pennsylvania,Copy !req
5. but it's for charity.Copy !req
6. And I consider myself
a great philanderer.Copy !req
7. It's just... It's nice to
know, at the end of the day,Copy !req
8. I can look in the mirror
and say,Copy !req
9. "Michael, because of you,
some little kid in the CongoCopy !req
10. "has a belly full of rice
this evening."Copy !req
11. Makes you feel good.Copy !req
12. Excuse me. How long is
the wait for a table for two?Copy !req
13. I would never,
ever serve you.Copy !req
14. Not in a million,
billion years.Copy !req
15. It's a nice tux.Copy !req
16. I know. It belonged
to my grandfather.Copy !req
17. He was buried in it,
so family heirloom.Copy !req
18. So, what's the deal? We
gotta pay for our own drinks?Copy !req
19. That's lame.
Come on, it'll be fun,Copy !req
20. and besides,
I'm a roulette expert.Copy !req
21. Impossible. Roulette
is not a game of skill,Copy !req
22. it is a game of chance.Copy !req
23. I can always kind of
win at roulette.Copy !req
24. Oh, really?Copy !req
25. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
26. Yeah.
How would you do that?Copy !req
27. Mind control.Copy !req
28. You can't be serious.Copy !req
29. Are you serious?Copy !req
30. Ever since I was a little kid,
like, eight or nine,Copy !req
31. I could sort of
control things with my mind.Copy !req
32. I don't believe you. Continue.Copy !req
33. It was just little things,
you know,Copy !req
34. like I could make
something shakeCopy !req
35. or I could make a marble
fall off the counter.Copy !req
36. You know, just little things.Copy !req
37. That's ridiculous.
You know what?Copy !req
38. Uh...Copy !req
39. Why don't you move
that coat rack?Copy !req
40. Excuse me, everyone!Copy !req
41. Attention
in the office, please.Copy !req
42. Jim is about to prove
his telekinetic powersCopy !req
43. and he needs absolute silence.Copy !req
44. Go ahead.Copy !req
45. Okay, I'll try.Copy !req
46. Oh, my God.Copy !req
47. I try not to think of it
as lagging behind.Copy !req
48. It's more of a David-and-Goliath
thing. - Yeah, but...Copy !req
49. Well, the fact
of the matter isCopy !req
50. that your branch
is currently number fourCopy !req
51. of the five branches
that I oversee.Copy !req
52. Top 80%!Copy !req
53. Michael?
Yeah?Copy !req
54. You know that I'm
very serious here.Copy !req
55. Jan, listen, I promise that I
will kick it up a notch. Bam!Copy !req
56. What?Copy !req
57. Emeril. Oh, actually,
while I have you,Copy !req
58. not that I have you
or have ever had you,Copy !req
59. but we're having
our Casino Night tonightCopy !req
60. and I think everyone would love
to see their fearless leader here.Copy !req
61. I thought that you were
their fearless leader.Copy !req
62. I am, but you are the Eva
Perón to my Cesar Chavez.Copy !req
63. I think you can handle it.Copy !req
64. Oh, come on. Come on.
I think so, Michael...Copy !req
65. You know, it'd be fun.Copy !req
66. I can hear it in your voice.
You need a break.Copy !req
67. Goodbye, Michael.Copy !req
68. Jan and I understand
each other.Copy !req
69. The romance thing is sort
of on hold for the time being,Copy !req
70. but we've remained
good friends.Copy !req
71. Good friends
with privileges.Copy !req
72. Not now, some day.Copy !req
73. Okay, everybody.Copy !req
74. Tonight's event is to benefit
the Boy Scouts of America.Copy !req
75. Again. We do that every year.Copy !req
76. Well, they need our money.Copy !req
77. They don't have cookies
like the Girl Scouts.Copy !req
78. It'd be nice to do something for
people who are actually suffering.Copy !req
79. Well, Oscar,
if you don't like it,Copy !req
80. then you should
concentrate on winning.Copy !req
81. Because the person at the end of
the evening with the highest chip countCopy !req
82. will receive $500 to donate
to the charity of their choice.Copy !req
83. And they will get
a mini-fridge,Copy !req
84. compliments
of Vance Refrigeration.Copy !req
85. Yes.
So,Copy !req
86. get your charities in to Pam.Copy !req
87. I, for example,
am playing for Comic Relief.Copy !req
88. That doesn't exist anymore.Copy !req
89. Comedy's very much alive,
as are homeless people.Copy !req
90. No, they stopped
making that show.Copy !req
91. Well, then, they need
our money more than ever.Copy !req
92. You have to pick an approved,
non-profit organization.Copy !req
93. There's a great soup kitchen
in downtown Scranton.Copy !req
94. Delicious pea soup
on Thursdays.Copy !req
95. I'll probably
give the money to them.Copy !req
96. Something with animals.Copy !req
97. Or people.Copy !req
98. Kobe Bryant has a foundation,
and he is so hot.Copy !req
99. And he gave his wife
the biggest diamond ring.Copy !req
100. I know he didn't do it.Copy !req
101. Maybe he did it.Copy !req
102. We are giving money
that has been gambled.Copy !req
103. Why don't we just deal drugs
or prostitute ourselves,Copy !req
104. and donate that money
to charity?Copy !req
105. Oh, and another fun thing.Copy !req
106. We, at the end of the night,Copy !req
107. are going to give the checkCopy !req
108. to an actual group
of Boy Scouts.Copy !req
109. Right, Toby? We're gonna...Copy !req
110. Actually, I didn't think it was
appropriate to invite childrenCopy !req
111. since it's... You know,
there's gambling and alcohol,Copy !req
112. and it's in
our dangerous warehouseCopy !req
113. and it's a school night...Copy !req
114. And, you know, Hooters is
catering. You know, is that enough?Copy !req
115. Should I keep going?Copy !req
116. Why are you
the way that you are?Copy !req
117. Honestly, every time I try to
do something fun or exciting,Copy !req
118. you make it not that way.Copy !req
119. I hateCopy !req
120. so much about the things
that you choose to be.Copy !req
121. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
122. I will not donate my winnings
to Comic Relief,Copy !req
123. since apparently
it doesn't exist.Copy !req
124. I am going to donate
to Afghanistanis with AIDS.Copy !req
125. I think you mean
the aid to Afghanistan.Copy !req
126. No, I mean
Afghanistanis with AIDS.Copy !req
127. Afghani.Copy !req
128. What?
Afghani.Copy !req
129. That's a dog.
No, that's Afghan.Copy !req
130. That's a shawl.Copy !req
131. Wait, canine AIDS?
No.Copy !req
132. Humans with AIDS.
Who has AIDS?Copy !req
133. Guys, the Afghanistananies.Copy !req
134. Okay, you know what? No. No.Copy !req
135. AIDS is not funny.Copy !req
136. Believe me, I have tried.Copy !req
137. There are certain topics that
are off-limits to comedians,Copy !req
138. JFK, AIDS, the Holocaust.Copy !req
139. The Lincoln Assassination
just recently became funny.Copy !req
140. I need to see this playCopy !req
141. like I need
a hole in the head.Copy !req
142. And I hope to someday
live in a worldCopy !req
143. where a person could tell
a hilarious AIDS joke.Copy !req
144. It's one of my dreams.Copy !req
145. What are you doing?
Oh, nothing.Copy !req
146. "Till Death Do Us Rock."Copy !req
147. They're wedding bands.
Oh.Copy !req
148. Roy was supposed to
pick the band,Copy !req
149. but he's concentrating more
on the bachelor party now.Copy !req
150. Wait, wait, where you going?Copy !req
151. I mean, even if you
don't hire a band,Copy !req
152. you still have to
watch the bands.Copy !req
153. Pam, these are people who have
never given up on their dreams.Copy !req
154. I have great respect for that.Copy !req
155. And, yes, they're all
probably very badCopy !req
156. and that will make me feel
better about not having dreams.Copy !req
157. There's a KISS
cover band in here.Copy !req
158. Let's do it.Copy !req
159. I'm pretty happy these days.Copy !req
160. I'm getting married soon and I'm
getting along with everybody at work.Copy !req
161. Why did I talk to Jan
about transferring?Copy !req
162. Well, you know.Copy !req
163. I have no future here.Copy !req
164. I have already
put down the deposit.Copy !req
165. Do you understand
how a deposit works?Copy !req
166. Mike, I am not having
fire-eaters in a paper warehouse.Copy !req
167. It's Casino Night
like Las Vegas.Copy !req
168. There are fire-eaters
all over the place.Copy !req
169. Except my warehouse.Copy !req
170. Well, actually,
it's my warehouse.Copy !req
171. Actually, it's owned
by Beakman Properties,Copy !req
172. and Dunder Mifflin is four
years into a seven-year lease.Copy !req
173. Why are you here?Copy !req
174. When Darryl was coming, you said
you wanted me here for protection.Copy !req
175. Not.Copy !req
176. I said, not that.Copy !req
177. We just have a lot of stuff
down there that could be stolen.Copy !req
178. That's ironic.
What?Copy !req
179. That you are afraid.Copy !req
180. Why? 'Cause I'm
from the hood?Copy !req
181. Dinkin flicka.Copy !req
182. Dinkin flicka.Copy !req
183. I taught Mike some phrasesCopy !req
184. to help with his interracial
conversations.Copy !req
185. You know, stuff like,
"Fleece it out."Copy !req
186. "Going mach five."
"Dinkin flicka."Copy !req
187. You know, things
us Negroes say.Copy !req
188. Give me some.Copy !req
189. Oh, yeah, I taught him
a handshake, too.Copy !req
190. Wow.Copy !req
191. I don't know how
you're gonna decide.Copy !req
192. They are all extremely good.Copy !req
193. I think I should
hire them all.Copy !req
194. Do like Lollapalooza.
Yes.Copy !req
195. Have three stages, yeah.Copy !req
196. Your mom would love that.Copy !req
197. She would.Copy !req
198. Oh, this band Is called
Scrantonicity. Oh.Copy !req
199. Let's take a look.Copy !req
200. Nice.
Oh, wait.Copy !req
201. That's Kevin.Copy !req
202. On the drums.
What?Copy !req
203. On the drums! On the drums!Copy !req
204. Oh, my God, that's Kevin!Copy !req
205. Great song, Kev.Copy !req
206. Oh, my God, he's the
drummer and the singer.Copy !req
207. We really don't do
a lot of weddings.Copy !req
208. We actually don't play
in public very often.Copy !req
209. We are all really hoping
that Pam's wedding works out.Copy !req
210. This could be
a turning point for the band.Copy !req
211. Wow. Oh!
Oh, my...Copy !req
212. Yeah, you haven't
seen that since 1983.Copy !req
213. That is amazing.Copy !req
214. Okay, we have to sign him.Copy !req
215. I'm gonna call the label,
we're gonna... No! No!Copy !req
216. No, Pam, you're gonna
loose him to another wedding.Copy !req
217. No, come back! No, no, no!Copy !req
218. Kev!Copy !req
219. Jim is great.Copy !req
220. Being with him just takes away all
the stress of planning my wedding.Copy !req
221. Yes?
Michael, Carol Stills for you.Copy !req
222. Who?
Carol Stills.Copy !req
223. Do I know a Carol Stills?
Your realtor.Copy !req
224. Oh, yeah, put her through.Copy !req
225. Hey, Carol, how goes the
real estate biz? Is it real good?Copy !req
226. It's still me.Copy !req
227. Sometimes I don't put
Michael throughCopy !req
228. until he's already
said something.Copy !req
229. I look at it as
a practice run for him.Copy !req
230. He usually does better
on the second attempt.Copy !req
231. Carol, you're on with Michael.Copy !req
232. Hello, Michael?
Hi, Carol. How you doing?Copy !req
233. I'm great. I just needed one last
signature for your mortgage insurance.Copy !req
234. Oh, hey, no problemo.Copy !req
235. Incidentally,
I love the place.Copy !req
236. Oh, great.
Great.Copy !req
237. It has a little bit
of a weird smell. It's okay.Copy !req
238. At Christmas, the tree helped.Copy !req
239. Oh, good, I'm glad.Copy !req
240. Can I drop it over later?Copy !req
241. Actually, I'm sort of hosting
this charity thingCopy !req
242. in our warehouse,
Casino Night.Copy !req
243. Oh, great.
Yeah, it'll be good.Copy !req
244. You know what?
Why don't you come by?Copy !req
245. Bring the papers,
I'll sign themCopy !req
246. and then you can stay
and have a drink.Copy !req
247. To the casino thing?
Yeah.Copy !req
248. It'll be fun. What do you...Copy !req
249. What do you...
What?Copy !req
250. Oh, I'm sorry.
Could you hold on?Copy !req
251. Yes? Michael,
Jan's on line two.Copy !req
252. Okay, put her through.Copy !req
253. Jan Levinson, I presume?Copy !req
254. It's still me.Copy !req
255. Jan, here's Michael.Copy !req
256. Michael?
Hey, Jan. How you doing?Copy !req
257. You know, I...
I thought about itCopy !req
258. and you are right.Copy !req
259. I am?
I could use a little fun.Copy !req
260. So, I am going to drive up
for your Casino Night.Copy !req
261. Oh, okay.Copy !req
262. Incidentally, what
is the charity? AIDS.Copy !req
263. Okay, then.
I will see you tonight.Copy !req
264. Okay, sounds great.Copy !req
265. Bye-bye.
Bye.Copy !req
266. Hello, Carol?
Hi, sorry about that.Copy !req
267. I just...
No problemo.Copy !req
268. Right.Copy !req
269. To answer your question.
Yeah?Copy !req
270. Yes.Copy !req
271. What?
I'd love to go.Copy !req
272. Okay.Copy !req
273. I have to get a sitter, but
that shouldn't be a problem.Copy !req
274. Problem. Good.Copy !req
275. And I'll bring the papers,
too. Good. All right.Copy !req
276. Sounds great.
I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
277. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
278. Two queens on Casino Night.Copy !req
279. I am going to drop
a deuce on everybody.Copy !req
280. Oh, my God!
Yeah!Copy !req
281. That's great.Copy !req
282. Hey, hey.
Hi.Copy !req
283. Hey, Carol.
Hi.Copy !req
284. You look great. Thanks.
Thank you for inviting me.Copy !req
285. It looks so great in here.
Oh, well... Kiss.Copy !req
286. That's how we do it
in the paper biz.Copy !req
287. It's European and... Yes?Copy !req
288. Dwight.Copy !req
289. Code name Re/Max is here.Copy !req
290. No sign of Lan Jevinson.Copy !req
291. I'm Michael's wingman.
I've got his back. Two dates.Copy !req
292. He's got two dates tonight.Copy !req
293. My job is to keep Jan away
from Carol and vice versa.Copy !req
294. Michael said,
"We must deceive them,Copy !req
295. "so as not to hurt them, and
in that way, we honor them."Copy !req
296. Can I get you a drink?Copy !req
297. The food is from Hooters.Copy !req
298. Drink would be good.
Okay.Copy !req
299. Oh, I steal things
all the time.Copy !req
300. It's just something I do.Copy !req
301. I stopped caring
a long time ago.Copy !req
302. You should see
how many suppliesCopy !req
303. I've taken from this place.Copy !req
304. Honestly, I love
stealing things.Copy !req
305. I'm gonna get a drink.
Do you need anything?Copy !req
306. No, I'm fine. Thanks,
sweetheart. Okay.Copy !req
307. Billy, your nurse is hot.Copy !req
308. That's my girlfriend.Copy !req
309. Your nurse became
your girlfriend? Sweet.Copy !req
310. She was never my nurse. I met
her at Chili's. She was my waitress.Copy !req
311. Chili's is great.Copy !req
312. And welcome to Monte Carlo!Copy !req
313. Dwight.Copy !req
314. I am no longer your boss.Copy !req
315. Lady Fortune is your boss.Copy !req
316. Will Lady Fortune
give me a raise?Copy !req
317. Shut it, shut it, shut it.Copy !req
318. Will Lady Fortune
be your mistress?Copy !req
319. Only time will tell,
my friends.Copy !req
320. Leave all your preconceived
notions about casinos at the door.Copy !req
321. Old friends, new lovers,Copy !req
322. and the disabled,
welcome, all.Copy !req
323. Great, okay.Copy !req
324. Shuffle up and deal.
Let's get it started.Copy !req
325. Black-Eyed Crows.Copy !req
326. Okay, the game is
No-Limit Texas Hold'em.Copy !req
327. Good luck, everybody.Copy !req
328. That's at least
four red chips to you, sir.Copy !req
329. All-in.Copy !req
330. Bluffing is a key part of
poker, which is too bad,Copy !req
331. because I'm not
very good at bluffing.Copy !req
332. Did you believe me?Copy !req
333. I'll call.Copy !req
334. What are...Copy !req
335. That's insane.
I have good cards.Copy !req
336. Well, Toby, I went all-in
on the first hand,Copy !req
337. so doesn't that tell you that I
might have good cards, too?Copy !req
338. So, don't be stupid.
Just take it back.Copy !req
339. No, I'm sorry. He can't, sir. He's
gone all-in. Okay, all right, whatever.Copy !req
340. Flip them.Copy !req
341. You really screwed that up.Copy !req
342. Wow.Copy !req
343. I don't really play cards,
but I'm not gonna lie to you.Copy !req
344. It felt really good
to take money from Michael.Copy !req
345. Gonna chase that feeling.Copy !req
346. He asked the man a question.Copy !req
347. I expect to do
very well tonight.Copy !req
348. I have an acute ability
to read people.Copy !req
349. Jim, for instance,
has a huge tell.Copy !req
350. When he gets a good hand,
he coughs.Copy !req
351. I will raise.Copy !req
352. Thanks.Copy !req
353. It's the weirdest thing.
Every time I cough, he folds.Copy !req
354. Wow, bad luck.
Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
355. Hey, you know what?
If luck weren't involved,Copy !req
356. I would always be winning.Copy !req
357. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.Copy !req
358. Michael?Copy !req
359. Jan.
Hi.Copy !req
360. Look, okay, I think
we're all adults here,Copy !req
361. and it has always been
my understandingCopy !req
362. that we have
an open relationship.Copy !req
363. What are you... Just...Copy !req
364. Wait, what're you
talking about?Copy !req
365. What does that mean?Copy !req
366. After you said you weren't
coming, I invited Carol to comeCopy !req
367. and I don't think
that I did anything wrong.Copy !req
368. No.Copy !req
369. No, you didn't.
Hi, I'm Jan.Copy !req
370. - I'm Michael's boss.
- Hi, hi.Copy !req
371. Does anyone want a drink?
No, I'm good.Copy !req
372. Okay.Copy !req
373. Um...Copy !req
374. Hey, hey.
Hey. What...Copy !req
375. Jan's here.Copy !req
376. - Give me the dice.
- Come on, Dwight.Copy !req
377. - Let's go.
- It's all on you, baby.Copy !req
378. Let's go.Copy !req
379. Good evening, Dwight.
What is this?Copy !req
380. Evening, Angela.
This is craps.Copy !req
381. I need to roll an eight.
If I do, everyone wins.Copy !req
382. Yes.
Then roll an eight.Copy !req
383. All right.Copy !req
384. Thank you, Angela.
Good luck, Dwight.Copy !req
385. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
386. That's good stuff.Copy !req
387. Dwight, let's keep it going.
Let's keep it going.Copy !req
388. Let's go.
Let it ride. Let it all ride.Copy !req
389. Give me the dice!Copy !req
390. Yeah, right.Copy !req
391. "Yeah, right," what?
What was this?Copy !req
392. I have good cards.
Really?Copy !req
393. And I'm gonna
take you all-in. Wow.Copy !req
394. I think you're bluffing.Copy !req
395. Yeah, I think
she's full of it.Copy !req
396. Straight.
Oh.Copy !req
397. - Three nines.
- Pam.Copy !req
398. Jim Halpert,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
399. Thank you very much.
It was fun.Copy !req
400. Cosmopolitan, please.Copy !req
401. Can I get a red wine?Copy !req
402. So, two hours?
That's a long drive.Copy !req
403. Well, it's part of the job,
you know?Copy !req
404. Keep an eye on things. So...Copy !req
405. Why not?Copy !req
406. So, how long have you
and Michael been...Copy !req
407. Oh, well, actually, I guess
this would be our first date.Copy !req
408. I guess. Casino Night
in the warehouse.Copy !req
409. Good sport.Copy !req
410. Well, I'm having a
nice time. Oh, me, too.Copy !req
411. Me, too.Copy !req
412. One beer
and one Seven and SevenCopy !req
413. with eight
maraschino cherries,Copy !req
414. sugar on the rim,
blended if you can.Copy !req
415. So, that's still going
on, huh? You and Kelly?Copy !req
416. All right! The point
is four. Shooter, roll it. Four!Copy !req
417. Come on, shooter!
Four!Copy !req
418. Shooter!
Blow.Copy !req
419. Blow for luck! Yeah!
Shooter!Copy !req
420. Also, you.
Not playing favorites.Copy !req
421. All right, here we go!Copy !req
422. All right.
Yeah!Copy !req
423. Five.
So close.Copy !req
424. Well...
So close.Copy !req
425. Come on.Copy !req
426. So, where you staying?
Radisson?Copy !req
427. What?
Super 87Copy !req
428. No, I...
Motel 6? Best Western?Copy !req
429. I didn't... I don't know...
Holiday Inn?Copy !req
430. The Hyatt in Wilkes-Barre?Copy !req
431. You staying with Michael?
All right!Copy !req
432. I won the 2002 $2,500 No-Limit
Deuce-to-Seven-Draw TournamentCopy !req
433. at the World Series
of Poker in Vegas.Copy !req
434. So, yeah...Copy !req
435. I'm pretty good at poker.Copy !req
436. All-in.Copy !req
437. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
438. Good luck, honey.
Oh, thank you, Bobby.Copy !req
439. But it doesn't matter,
it's just fun to play.Copy !req
440. Three queens.
Nice, very nice.Copy !req
441. I have an ace.
No, that's a flush.Copy !req
442. Oh, man!Copy !req
443. Oh, I have a flush!
Yes!Copy !req
444. Look, I won. Look,
I have all the clovers.Copy !req
445. You wanna play again?Copy !req
446. I suck.Copy !req
447. She took you down, huh?Copy !req
448. I do not want
to talk about it.Copy !req
449. Hey, I saw your tape.Copy !req
450. Your band, Scrantonicity?
You guys rock.Copy !req
451. Yeah?Copy !req
452. Yeah, you guys
wanna play our wedding?Copy !req
453. Awesome. Did Pam
say it was okay?Copy !req
454. Whatever.
I'm in charge of the music.Copy !req
455. Dude, you will not be sorry.Copy !req
456. Sweet.Copy !req
457. All right.
All right.Copy !req
458. Smoke?
No, thanks.Copy !req
459. You having fun?Copy !req
460. Fabulous time.Copy !req
461. I drove two and half hours
to get here.Copy !req
462. Yeah, we all really... Left
work early, drove down here.Copy !req
463. And I am completely
underdressed.Copy !req
464. Well, I think
you look great.Copy !req
465. Why did I hook up
with Michael?Copy !req
466. Yeah, why did you?Copy !req
467. It was very late, Jim. Very...Copy !req
468. Very late and...Copy !req
469. Have you given any more
thought to the transfer?Copy !req
470. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
471. Good.Copy !req
472. Have you told anyone?Copy !req
473. No.
Well, you should.Copy !req
474. Excuse me.Copy !req
475. Big moment.Copy !req
476. The evening's chip leaderCopy !req
477. and winner of this beautiful
mini-refrigeratorCopy !req
478. courtesy of
Vance Refrigeration,Copy !req
479. Creed Bratton, Dunder Mifflin.Copy !req
480. Thanks. I never
owned a refrigerator.Copy !req
481. Sorry, babe. I am just beat.Copy !req
482. It's okay.Copy !req
483. I'll see you at home.
Okay.Copy !req
484. Hey, don't try to lose
too much money, all right?Copy !req
485. Okay. If you still
want a honeymoon.Copy !req
486. Hey, Halpert.Copy !req
487. Keep an eye on her,
all right? Okay, will do.Copy !req
488. See you.
Bye!Copy !req
489. Hey.
Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
490. Good, especially after I
took all your money in poker.Copy !req
491. Yeah.Copy !req
492. Hey, can I talk to you
about something?Copy !req
493. About when you want to
give me more of your money?Copy !req
494. No, I...
Did you wanna do that now?Copy !req
495. We can go inside.Copy !req
496. I'm feeling
kind of good tonight.Copy !req
497. I was just...Copy !req
498. I'm in love with you.Copy !req
499. What?Copy !req
500. I'm really sorry if that's
weird for you to hear,Copy !req
501. but I needed you
to hear it.Copy !req
502. Probably not good timing,
I know that. I just...Copy !req
503. What are you doing?Copy !req
504. What do you expect me
to say to that?Copy !req
505. I just needed you to know.Copy !req
506. Once.Copy !req
507. Well, I...Copy !req
508. I...Copy !req
509. I can't.Copy !req
510. Yeah.Copy !req
511. You have no idea...
Don't do that.Copy !req
512. what your friendship
means to me.Copy !req
513. Come on. I don't
wanna do that.Copy !req
514. I wanna be more than that.Copy !req
515. I can't.Copy !req
516. I'm really sorryCopy !req
517. if you misinterpreted things.Copy !req
518. It's probably my fault.Copy !req
519. Not your fault.Copy !req
520. I'm sorry I misinterpreted
our friendship.Copy !req
521. Hey.Copy !req
522. I'm leaving.
Hey, okay.Copy !req
523. So, I just wanted to congratulate
you on a fantastic evening.Copy !req
524. You did the company proud.
Thank you.Copy !req
525. And thanks for inviting me.
You were right, I needed it.Copy !req
526. So, thanks.
Okay. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
527. Nice to meet you.
You, too.Copy !req
528. And you guys have a
good time together. Okay.Copy !req
529. Talk to you Monday.
Yeah.Copy !req
530. Goodbye.
Good night.Copy !req
531. She's a good boss.Copy !req
532. She seems really nice.
Oh, she's great.Copy !req
533. Love triangle. Drama.Copy !req
534. All worked out
in the end, though.Copy !req
535. The hero got the girl.Copy !req
536. Who saw that coming? I did.Copy !req
537. And Jan was really
happy for me.Copy !req
538. So, actually,
the hero got two girls.Copy !req
539. He got the girl
that he works withCopy !req
540. and he got the girl
that he buys real estate from.Copy !req
541. So, I've got my New York girl
and my local flavor.Copy !req
542. Life is good.Copy !req
543. About 10 minutes ago.Copy !req
544. No, I didn't know what to say.Copy !req
545. Yes, I know.Copy !req
546. I don't know, Mom,
he's my best friend.Copy !req
547. Yeah, he's great.Copy !req
548. Yeah, I think I am.Copy !req
549. I have to go. I will.Copy !req
550. Listen, Jim...Copy !req