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why the tragedy of 9/11 happened
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and Reasoner and Huntley
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and Cronkite and Rather
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dispensing only the facts
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- Of course it is.
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- Mac, I think...
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- I work for the Jets, and Will's a big fan.
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- That's sensational.
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- What do you do for the Jets?
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- You're a pilot?
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- Hey, Danielle.
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She's my secretary.
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- That's a beautiful name!
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- Can I help you?
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she may want to sleep with you.
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that should come with a warning.
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that should come with balloons.
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411. - You've got ink on your face.
- I work with pens!
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- Yeah, I know!
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- Whatever!
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- Thank you.
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418. In six weeks, I haven't heard
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419. - How are they with this?
- Good. Good.
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when there's something to worry about.
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are playing the Red Sox.
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got something to worry about"?
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talk about Senator DeMint's
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because of the diseases
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430. - Am I mischaracterizing that?
- No, sir, you're not.
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is referring to HIV and AIDS?
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432. - 18,000.
- Exactly. Normal, God-fearing
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don't spread those kinds of diseases.
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434. 18,000.
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the rate of contraction of HIV
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than it is among heterosexual couples.
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I'd have to see the statistics for myself.
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440. But let me ask you something.
Do you believe that the American soldiers
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were good, moral people?
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442. I'm sure they were, and God bless them.
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sidelined by VD during that war.
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- I'm sorry.
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447. - That number was wrong.
- That's what I thought.
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450. - Yes, it won't happen again.
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455. Yes, I'm Darshana Yadav.
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457. - Hey, Darshana.
- Hey. I caught the end.
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458. - You were great.
- Oh, thank you.
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460. - Sure.
- Nice meeting you.
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463. Chief of Surgery.
That would make her a brain surgeon.
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469. is going to be an absolute game changer
for journalists of our generation.
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470. All I heard was sounds
coming from the mouth of a nerd.
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471. - Have you scanned the WikiLeaks cables?
- No, Neal.
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472. Because I spend my time
trying to find and protect my sources.
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473. This, right here, is always
the swan song of the obsolete
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in the face.
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475. "He on the side of technology wins."
You know who said that?
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476. - It was you. I was sitting right here.
- Napoleon.
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477. Things worked out well for him.
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478. Weren't there girls
standing here a minute ago?
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479. Yes, you scared them off
with your WikiNerd pitch.
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480. Hey.
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481. I've been sitting here for two-and-a-half hours
and I still don't know why.
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482. It's like being in the cast of a Fellini film.
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483. Was it all GOP bashing,
or did we cover anything else?
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as many international news stories
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486. And unless we're all blind,
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487. the Tea Party is the one
doing the GOP bashing.
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488. - Charlie, give me a break.
- Ask Bryce Delaney.
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the sixth GOP incumbent
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491. The American Conservative Union
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over his 10 terms in Congress.
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493. He was a Deputy Whip, he was state co-chair
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495. and he sponsored or cosponsored
38 pieces of legislation
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497. He lost his primary to a dentist,
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499. Congressman Delaney,
thank you for joining us.
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500. Thank you.
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501. Congressman, you have
a consistent voting record
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502. on conservative issues,
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503. and in the past five elections
you've won your district
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504. by double digits. What happened?
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506. that I gave the wrong answer
at a town hall meeting.
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510. My answer was that I disagree with the man
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a socialist or a Marxist
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513. or a Kenyan was a silly distraction.
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in the Republican Party,
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the country is going to pay
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522. - You're referring to H.R.2559.
- Yes.
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- With a Democrat.
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who have been elected.
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526. My friends across the aisle had been elected.
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528. It provided for homeless veterans
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529. to receive housing vouchers
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530. and services such as counseling, job training.
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531. Thank you for your service
to your country, sir.
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532. You'll be missed in Congress. Good luck.
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533. Thank you.
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534. It's not strange I'm not hearing
anything from the 44th floor?
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535. What were you expecting?
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536. It's just bizarre because
the show's taken a pretty sharp turn.
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537. Big fan. Keep it up.
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538. She never watched the old show.
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539. - What?
- Maybe once or twice.
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540. Too dumbed down?
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541. Has she seen the new show?
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542. That's a fair question.
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543. Charlie.
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544. She's a Democrat. She gives money.
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545. She gives money to everybody.
She bets on all the horses in the race.
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546. If there was a problem, I'd have heard about it.
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547. There's a retreat in Telluride
my mother and I have been invited to
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548. every year for the last nine years.
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549. We're not here talking about ratings, are we?
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550. I wonder if what we're about to see
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551. has anything to do with
why we weren't invited this year.
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552. Does anybody mind if I start drinking
a lot of bourbon right now,
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553. and then a little while later
put my fist through his head?
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554. I think you've had enough bourbon
for one lifetime.
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555. Not my lifetime.
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556. We lost David and Charles.
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557. Thank you
for staying late tonight.
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558. I really want to get this one right tomorrow.
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559. Don't we want to get them all right?
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560. You know what, Hef?
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561. There's a Hooters a few blocks from here
just filled with waitresses
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562. who are stocked like a game fishing pond
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563. for you to go out like a fish with...
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564. - You lost the thread, right?
- Yeah.
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565. Let's start from the top again.
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566. Maggie.
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567. Ah, the Tea Party presents itself
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568. as a grassroots movement,
uh, which means
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569. it should be fiercely resistant
to central control,
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570. especially traditional...
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571. Sorry. Ahem.
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572. Especially traditional power structures.
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573. We're joined from Manhattan, Kansas,
by Mike Lyndall,
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574. a construction contractor,
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575. and Sheryl Bell, a registered nurse.
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576. Mr. Lyndall and Ms. Bell
are the founders and co-chairs
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577. of the Riley County Tea Party Express.
Welcome.
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578. They're gonna say
the Tea Party represents the voice
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579. of the true owners of the United States.
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580. Mike, tell us why you became involved
with the Tea Party movement.
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581. Well, first and foremost,
we want to take our country back.
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582. All right, just to be clear,
is your country my country, too?
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583. - Of course.
- Okay.
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584. Who do you want to
take our country back from?
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585. We want to take it back from
a Congress and a president
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derives its power from the consent
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587. of the governed,
and instead is at the beck and call
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588. of special interests and corporations.
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589. You describe the Tea Party
as a grassroots movement, right?
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590. Absolutely. We have no central control,
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592. And that is something that
seems to confound the media.
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593. - I'm sorry?
- That's what confounds the media.
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594. It's what the media doesn't get.
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595. We are not being run
by a George Soros-type figure.
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596. We are "We the People."
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597. - There it is.
- They walked right into it.
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598. If you follow the money,
nearly all of it eventually leads to AFP.
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599. Where does your funding come from?
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600. What little funding we have
comes from private citizens
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601. who mail in $5, $10, $1,
whatever they can spare.
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602. Okay, have either of you
ever heard the name David Koch?
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603. - I'm sorry?
- David Koch.
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604. No.
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605. Have you ever heard the name Charles Koch?
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606. No.
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607. Have you ever heard
the name Koch Industries?
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608. Are you talking about Coca-Cola?
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609. K-O-C-H. Have either of you
heard of Koch Industries?
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610. - Nope.
- I think that very soon you will.
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611. Koch Industries is the second-largest
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Bigger than Coca-Cola.
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613. And the Koch brothers'
personal wealth of $50 billion
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614. is exceeded only
by Warren Buffett and Bill Gates,
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615. and they could buy and sell
George Soros 10 times over.
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616. They own dozens of
companies and industries,
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617. including oil and gas, refining and chemicals,
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618. minerals, fertilizer, forestry,
polymers and fibers and ranching.
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619. You two both attended the Texas
Defending the American Dream Summit
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621. It was a Tea Party event.
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622. The invitation...
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623. Excuse me. The invitation read...
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624. "Today, the voices of average Americans
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625. "are being drowned out by lobbyists
and special interests.
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626. - "But you can do something about it."
- Yes.
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627. That summit was paid for
entirely by Americans For Prosperity,
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628. AFP, which has two founders,
David and Charles Koch.
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629. In the last six months,
they've bankrolled Tea Party candidates
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630. in excess of $40 million.
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631. Sheryl, Mike, are the Koch brothers
average Americans
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632. whose voices are being drowned out
by lobbyists and special interests?
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633. I'm confounded.
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634. If we review the graphics package...
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635. - Would you excuse me for a minute?
- Yeah.
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636. - Tamara?
- Yeah.
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637. Call this SS-101.
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638. And I'm gonna want
these reviewed three times
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639. once they're loaded in.
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640. We screw this up,
that's all people talk about tomorrow.
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641. - Excuse me.
- Yeah.
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642. SS-101.
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643. - Hey, Don.
- Yeah?
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644. Have you seen Maggie?
She seemed a little funny
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645. in the conference room,
and then she walked out.
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646. Yeah, she's okay.
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647. She gets panic attacks.
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648. She starts to get dizzy and shake
and she thinks she's dying.
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649. Is she all right?
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650. She's fine. She just needs to be left alone.
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651. She went out on the terrace to get some air.
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652. Okay. You guys did a good show tonight.
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653. I wasn't aware of what was going on
with the McRib sandwich.
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654. Yeah. Go fuck yourself.
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655. Do not come down on the Kochs
without checking upstairs.
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656. - Do you understand?
- Get your finger out of my face, Reese.
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657. - Look...
- We stand for something.
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658. It's a moral obligation. Get used to it.
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659. About 10 minutes ago.
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660. About 10 minutes ago at a staff meeting.
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661. Yeah, I have... I need to get back in there.
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662. No, they're not in my pocket.
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663. They're not in my purse because
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665. Lisa, the guys you bring to the apartment
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666. have got to stop taking my Xanax.
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667. - Shoot. Hang on a second.
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668. But don't hang up.
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669. - Sit back down.
- I'm fine.
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670. Sit back down.
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671. - Tell me what's happening.
- I just need a minute.
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672. I'm gonna feel your pulse, okay?
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673. You really don't need to.
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674. I'm gonna ask you some questions.
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675. Where are you right now?
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676. Are you having trouble breathing?
Can you hear me?
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677. I'm on the upper terrace of the AWM building,
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678. yes, and obviously yes. Are you a nurse?
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679. Some guys I was embedded with
got panic attacks.
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680. - I'm gonna pass out.
- It feels like it, but you won't.
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681. You're in the second stage
of the A-anxiety table
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682. of Army Field Manual FM 22-51,
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683. "New Infantry Adaptation
to a Threatening Situation."
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684. I'm in Midtown Manhattan, Gomer Pyle.
You're in Fallujah.
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685. Start breathing from your abdomen.
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686. Imagine yourself in a safe place
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687. or something you like. YouTube kittens.
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688. I wish your face would stop moving,
so I could punch it.
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689. You're here. You're part of this group.
Everyone likes you.
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690. Well, except for Carla in bookkeeping
who thinks you're a rube.
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691. Should get back to the meeting.
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692. The meeting's over. Stay put.
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693. - Did the copy for...
- Everything's done.
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694. You can check it yourself later.
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695. He's going after the Koch brothers.
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696. If you want to panic about something,
I think it's six-to-five and pick 'em
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697. this time tomorrow night
the building blows up.
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698. Did you see a doctor?
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699. Yeah, he prescribed Xanax.
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700. - Did you take one?
- I didn't have them with me.
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701. Someone like you should always have one
in your pocket or in your purse.
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702. - I'll remember that.
- Keep breathing, okay?
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703. You're safe. You're awesome.
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704. I'm gonna check your pulse again.
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705. - How is it?
- Better.
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706. A minute ago, it was like
you were taking sniper fire.
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707. They were good guys?
The guys you were embedded with?
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708. They were the best people I've ever met.
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709. You guys are a close second.
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710. Don's hands are tied.
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711. He got marching orders to
get the numbers up at 10:00.
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712. And he's driving a different car than Mac.
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713. Elliot's smart, but he can't do what Will does.
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714. Plus, his salary is tied to ratings.
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715. Why are you telling me this?
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716. He's a great guy
and you two should be friends.
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717. In the five months I've been here,
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718. you two have broken up four times
and gotten together five times.
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719. So there must be a strong connection.
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720. - Was that sarcastic?
- No.
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721. - Really?
- Yeah.
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722. All right.
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723. That was obviously sarcastic.
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724. It wasn't.
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725. I never knew what the word "smug" meant
until I met you.
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726. You're 26 and you didn't know
what the word "smug" meant until this year?
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727. - Right there.
- I wasn't being sarcastic.
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729. My suggestion is stop breaking up.
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730. Learn how to have a fight.
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731. Go on, Dr. Phil.
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732. You're breathing normally?
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733. Follow my finger.
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734. You've got a graphics producer
waiting in the edit bay.
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735. Are you still there?
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736. Yeah, that was him.
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737. I think the best analogy I can use is Rocky Il.
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738. Are you sure that's the best
analogy you can use?
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739. Hear me out.
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740. I'd be very surprised
if my mother has seen Rocky Il.
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741. Mrs. Lansing, Rocky Balboa was a lefty.
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742. - Rocky was political?
- Left-handed.
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743. And for his rematch with Apollo Creed,
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744. his trainer Burgess Meredith
makes him train as a righty.
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745. And he fights round after round as a righty
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746. until Burgess Meredith shouts, "Now,"
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747. and Rocky comes at him with his left.
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748. What the fuck are you talking about?
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749. Just that MacKenzie McHale got here,
shouted, "Now,"
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750. and Will started swinging away.
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751. Leave...
Hey, leave Mac out of this.
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752. I shouted, "Now." I'm Burgess Meredith.
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753. This guy,
he don't just want to beat you, see?
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754. He wants to murder you.
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755. That was my best Burgess Meredith.
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756. Is there something here that's funny?
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757. Yeah. We've been talking about Rocky Il.
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758. Brad, wrap it up.
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759. Here you go.
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760. - How much do you like me?
- I'm...
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761. You know, I don't know
what's happening right now.
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762. - Don and Maggie broke up.
- When?
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763. Last week.
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764. I'm sure they've married
and divorced three times since then.
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765. - No, it's real.
- What do you mean?
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766. Tess told Tamara, Tamara told Kendra,
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767. and Kendra talked to Maggie,
who confirmed it was over.
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768. So get in there.
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769. - Get in there?
- Yeah.
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770. - I'm not gonna "get in there."
- Why not?
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771. I'm not going to swoop in
like she's a rent-controlled apartment.
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772. She's probably really upset.
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773. Plus, I was the one who advised her
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775. so it would be pretty hypocritical of me
to suddenly...
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776. - Wait.
- What?
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777. You advised her to do what?
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778. I told her if she wants to stay together,
she has to not break up.
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779. Based on what
are you giving relationship advice?
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780. It...
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781. This time it was logic.
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782. I know the answer to this question,
but I just want to hear you say it anyway.
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783. What are you working on there?
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784. The story about people voting
against their own interest.
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785. I'm not swooping in.
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786. The health care law hasn't taken effect yet.
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787. TARP was signed into law
by George W. Bush.
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788. Name me the freedoms that
you had the day before
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789. President Obama was sworn in
that you don't have today.
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790. What is someone supposed to do
with a bleeding Mexican?
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791. What state, what city,
what county in this country
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792. is in danger of falling under sharia law?
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795. Tea Party candidate Tom Graves. Tim Griffin.
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796. Sean Duffy. Jeff Duncan.
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797. No, ma'am, teen pregnancy
rose over that period.
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798. The largest demographic
of Americans living in poverty are children.
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799. Abolishing the minimum wage
would create jobs.
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800. You know what else would? Slavery.
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801. The public school system has failed you,
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802. as did three of your college professors.
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804. to who shows up.
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805. And that takes us to last night.
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806. Here's something I want everyone
to watch at home tonight.
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807. All right, precincts are closing
in Kentucky and Indiana.
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808. AP's already calling it for
Rogers, Pence, and Burton.
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809. John Yarmuth just picked up
the Kentucky 3rd.
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810. I'm looking at Patty Murray up 1% with 60 in.
Are we headed for a recount?
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just certified it for John Boozman.
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812. We've still got Reid up
by 12 in Clark County.
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at even money?
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814. - You're getting these?
- Yeah.
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815. I'm looking at the exits.
Did anyone under 70 vote in this election?
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816. I apologize, ma'am. Happy birthday.
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817. Charlie.
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818. Those polls closed 20 minutes ago.
What's going on?
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819. I know he's a friend of yours.
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820. He was a great public servant.
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821. Call it red.
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822. Maggie. Ohio 12, red.
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823. We're gonna need to
pre-pro that map graphic.
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824. Joey, can you get that ready
and let Jake know when it's there?
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825. - Yes, sir.
- Two's down. I need you on Sabbith.
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826. We'll need a photo graphic
for the congressman-elect
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827. and a baseball card of his opponent.
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828. - He's getting a dropline for that.
- Sabbith, two's down.
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829. No, he's back up. Okay, go wide.
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830. Do me a favor.
I need you to fix 1918 and add the source.
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831. I'm looking at the stack
and you're missing 1825.
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832. I see it. It's just not in the stack.
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833. Will, the brand-new governor
of Wisconsin just said,
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834. "Tonight, I want to tell every worker,
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835. "every family, and every business
big or small in this state
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836. "that you have an ally
in the governor's office."
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837. Isn't he the one who wants to bust
the unions? Am I mixing him up?
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838. Can you get him to go to Elliot a little more?
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839. Can you get Elliot to
say something other than
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840. how beautiful it is
to see democracy in action?
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841. - I'm trying.
- Easy, man.
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842. Let's go to three.
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843. Elliot, tell us what we're looking at.
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844. Well, we are looking at
American democracy in action, Will,
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845. and it is really a beautiful sight to see.
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846. Yes, it is. Sloan Sabbith.
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847. We're looking at an electorate
that's older and more conservative.
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848. Early exits suggest a quarter of all voters,
at least so far,
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849. were 65 and older, and 41%
identify themselves with the Tea Party.
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850. Kyle, we all remember those Tea Party signs
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851. that said, "Keep your government hands
off my Social Security."
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852. How do you explain
people who are on Social Security
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853. voting for candidates who could
well endanger Social Security?
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854. I can't.
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855. Well, they don't call you
an analyst for nothing.
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856. We've got 12 minutes
before the next round of polls close.
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857. We'll throw it now to Terry Smith
and her team in Washington
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858. and see you on the other side.
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859. Terry, I don't know how you're gonna
follow Kyle, but give it a try.
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860. We're out.
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861. Hey, you want to give me a break?
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862. - I'm sorry.
- Jesus.
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863. It was a joke.
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864. Come here.
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865. Get in the game, would you, please?
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866. I am in there doing everything I can
to get Mac to get him
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867. to go to you, and he is doing it.
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868. He is inviting you to become a star.
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869. Would you stop being so fucking enthralled
with the act of punching a ballot?
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870. Get back here. Get back here.
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871. Don't talk to me like that.
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872. I mean, I don't know who you think I am,
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873. but don't talk to me like
I am a disappointing child.
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874. You got three choices.
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875. One, get back together with Maggie
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876. so you can be the regular prick that I like
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877. and not the bonus prick
that I've been getting for the past week.
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878. Two, don't get back together with Maggie
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879. and get over it.
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880. Three, you're fired. Choose.
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881. Hmm.
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882. Everything you just said was right.
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883. Let me also say I'm not the one
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884. who wants to be a star, Mama Rose.
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885. I don't know that reference.
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886. It's from Gypsy.
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887. Ethel Merman's a stage mother
who really pushes her daughter...
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888. I don't have time to explain the plot of Gypsy.
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889. Yeah, sure, okay. Just...
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890. Pretend I gave a better pep talk.
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891. - Okay?
- Done.
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892. I printed this hot note.
I'm adding it to your binder.
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893. Lexington, Kentucky, just elected
their first openly gay mayor.
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894. You might want to keep it in your pocket.
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895. Here's what the Grayson camp
sent us on his concession.
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896. And I want to say something to you
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897. that's both inappropriate and insubordinate.
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898. What was the last one?
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899. I want to say something to you
that's inappropriate,
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900. insubordinate, and grounds for termination.
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901. You could give Mac a break and
have the women meet you at the restaurant.
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902. That was inappropriate and insubordinate,
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903. - but I don't care.
- Thank you.
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904. You should know your head's up your ass.
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905. - Will, I know...
- You don't know anything, Maggie.
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906. I've got the image of MacKenzie with that...
With her ex-boy...
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907. It won't come out.
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908. I need the team from Inception
to come and remove the image from...
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909. Look, I'm not doing it on purpose.
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910. I'm not rubbing her face in anything.
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911. I'm simply not considering her feelings at all.
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912. Yeah, I just heard myself say that.
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913. Lexington, Kentucky,
and the Grayson statement.
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914. The Times are reporting
Rick Scott spent 75 million
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915. on his campaign in Florida.
That's the most ever on a gubernatorial race.
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916. Joey, I'm sending you the quote.
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917. - Make it a tear on the NYT background.
- Copy.
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918. - You got a second?
- Are you joking?
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919. I wanted to tell you that I shouldn't have...
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920. - I wanted to apologize.
- This operation is unbelievable.
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921. You guys are like air traffic controllers.
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922. Honey, you're gonna tell me
if I'm in the way, right?
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923. No, you're... No. Wade, this is...
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924. I know who this is. I am not worthy.
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925. You keep kicking
the Tea Party to hell and back.
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926. They won the battle, you win the war.
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927. And I'll tell you what else,
it's good business, too.
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928. Where would Murrow have been
without McCarthy?
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929. - Good to meet you.
- This is my friend, Wade Campbell.
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930. She's so British.
We're a little more than friends.
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931. Mac, you want a cyber panel
next to Will or a lower-third?
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932. She's not British. She's American.
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933. Your call. A cyber panel. Will...
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934. Mac said I could watch tonight so long
as I promised to stay out of your eye line.
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935. She said you never come in here, so...
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936. Yeah, no. I think I got lost
on my way to the men's room.
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937. Martin, would you take Wade
and show him the decision desk?
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938. I would love that.
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939. Sure.
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940. We've been dating for about three months.
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941. I'm sorry.
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942. No. This is exactly
what was supposed to happen.
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943. You're doing great in here.
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944. - Thanks, Will.
- Thanks.
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945. The McClatchy masthead has
to go with that 35-50 graphic.
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946. - Will.
- Yes, ma'am?
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947. You've got to ask the Tea Party
about the debt ceiling.
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948. The debt ceiling.
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949. Boehner'll keep them in line
on the debt ceiling vote.
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950. They're freshmen. They sit in the back.
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951. Half of them won their primaries by
beating candidates Boehner endorsed.
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952. It's pro forma.
It's one sentence on one piece of paper.
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953. It doesn't give the government
permission to borrow more money.
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954. It gives the government permission
to pay back the money we already borrowed.
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955. Do their constituents know that?
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956. - In three, two, roll in.
- Fuck.
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957. Welcome back to ACN's
election night coverage.
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958. If you're justjoining us, the Republican Party
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959. will be the majority party
in the House of Representatives
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960. for at least the next two years.
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961. We're joined live now by the newest member
of the 112th Congress,
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962. Frank Guidry, representing
Colorado's 8th district.
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963. Congressman-elect, congratulations.
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964. - Thank you for joining us.
- Good to be here.
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965. Mr. Guidry, you campaigned
on a promise of fiscal responsibility.
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966. And I plan to govern the same way.
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967. Mr. Guidry, in a few months,
you'll be asked to cast
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968. the most important vote
you'll ever cast as a member of the House.
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969. Will you be voting to raise the debt ceiling?
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970. Will, I will not be casting a single vote
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971. to spend a single dollar that we do not have.
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972. - Sir, that's not what... That's not...
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973. Mr. Guidry, this is Sloan Sabbith.
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974. That's not what the debt ceiling...
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975. I'm having trouble hearing you.
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976. We've got some happy people
here behind me.
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977. That's not... Sir, that's not
what the debt ceiling does.
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978. - Are you able to hear us?
- Just barely.
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979. Are you aware of the consequences
of not raising the debt ceiling?
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980. I'm sorry, say that again.
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981. Are you aware of the consequences,
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982. the immediate global consequences
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983. of the US defaulting on its loan payments?
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984. I'm sorry, guys. I just can't hear you.
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985. We'll have to pick this up another time.
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986. All right.
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987. Tess, good job. Go home.
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988. Thank you.
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989. Martin, nice work. Get some sleep.
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990. - Hey, Jim.
- Yes, sir?
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991. Smart people are gonna offer you
jobs for more money.
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992. Before you take one, talk to me, okay?
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993. That won't be an issue, sir.
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994. Come have a drink with Will and me.
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995. Oh, thank you very much, but it's pretty late
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996. and it's a work night and I got to be in early.
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997. Oh, be a damn newsman, would you?
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998. - Yes, sir.
- Kids.
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999. The final tally, colon,
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1000. Republicans pick up
63 seats in House, comma,
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1001. six seats in Senate, comma,
and eight governorships.
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1002. Colorado, Alaska, and Washington
still too close to call, period.
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1003. This is ACN's Live Election Blog
signing off, period.
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1004. I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that.
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1005. Laugh all you want,
but Kubrick got it exactly right.
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1006. HAL malfunctioned in a very realistic way.
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1007. Stop.
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1008. Good work tonight.
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1009. Hey.
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1010. I'm just gonna
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1011. go tell her she did a good job.
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1012. Brutal.
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1013. No words.
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1014. I have no words to describe what I just...
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1015. - But you're still talking.
- No words.
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1016. That's it. That's the last six months.
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1017. - Thanks, Brad.
- Could we have the room, please?
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1018. Moses and Jesus are playing golf.
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1019. Moses steps up to the tee
and hits a beautiful shot,
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1020. 250 yards straight down
the middle of the fairway.
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1021. Jesus steps up to the tee
and hooks the ball into the trees.
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1022. Jesus looks up into the heavens,
raises his arms.
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1023. Suddenly, the sky darkens.
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1024. A thunderclap rings out.
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1025. Rain pours down and
a stream rises among the trees.
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1026. The golf ball, floating on top,
finds its way into the mouth of a fish.
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1027. Then a bird flies down
and takes the fish and the ball
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1028. out over the green,
drops it in the cup for a hole in one.
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1029. Jesus turns to Moses with a satisfied grin.
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1030. And Moses says, "Look,
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1031. "you want to play golf
or you want to fuck around?"
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1032. What in God's name has happened
to News Night over the last six months?
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1033. - Leona...
- Do not laugh.
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1034. Leona, the ratings have stabilized.
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1035. We're doing a show you can be proud of.
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1036. And I'll get them back
to where they used to be.
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1037. What happened to human interest stories?
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1038. Obesity, breast cancer, hurricanes,
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1039. older women having babies, iPhones...
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1040. He was great at that shit.
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1041. He was sleeping during that shit.
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1042. And whose idea was it to wake him up?
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1043. - For the third time, it was mine.
- Yeah.
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1044. I engineered a situation
wherein an executive producer
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1045. with a unique ability to
bring out the very best in an anchor
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1046. with a unique ability were paired
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1047. to do a news broadcast
this company can and should be proud of.
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1048. And rebrand ACN as MSNBC's
more combative brother?
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1049. - We did the news.
- For the left.
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1050. - For the center.
- Are you fucking out of your mind?
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1051. For the center, Leona. Facts are the center.
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1052. Facts. We don't pretend that
certain facts are in dispute
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1053. to give the appearance of fairness
to people who don't believe them.
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1054. Balance is irrelevant to me.
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1055. It doesn't have anything to do
with truth, logic, or reality.
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1056. He didn't go on the air
telling people to give peace a chance.
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1057. But evolution? The jury's back on that one.
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1058. He humiliated congressional candidates
on my air.
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1059. - It's not your air, Leona.
- Excuse me.
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1060. - He needs to continue.
- Listen to me.
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1061. Listen to me! America just elected
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1062. the most dangerous and
addle-minded Congress in my lifetime.
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1063. I have business in front
of this Congress, Charlie!
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1064. Reese, why don't you give us a minute?
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1065. He can stay.
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1066. Reese, get the fuck out.
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1067. I'll be right outside.
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1068. How would you like me to respond
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1069. to your unfiltered contempt for my son?
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1070. By telling him to get a paper route.
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1071. Look, pal...
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1072. What the hell is his job, anyway?
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1073. President of this company.
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1074. Yeah, I don't know what that means.
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1075. It means he's gonna have my job one day.
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1076. Please, please let me be dead by then.
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1077. I'd be happy to arrange it.
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1078. So Will pissed off whoever you were
sitting next to at dinner Saturday night?
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1079. I thought you got where you are
by being fearless.
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1080. No, I got where I am by knowing who to fear.
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1081. And the Koch brothers
are not playing around,
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1082. if that's what you're talking about.
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1083. They drop Brink's trucks
on people they disagree with.
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1084. You and me.
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1085. Leona, you can't possibly expect us to tailor
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1086. our news coverage to
what best suits our corporate...
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1087. Let's start over.
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1088. And this time, disabuse yourself of the idea
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1089. that this is a conversation between equals,
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1090. where I make an argument,
you make a counterargument,
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1091. and we agree to disagree.
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1092. Our cable news division
accounts for less than 3%
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1093. of AWM's annual revenue.
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1094. You don't make money for stockholders,
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1095. which I have a fiduciary responsibility to do.
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1096. Well, last night,
the voters ousted 21% of Congress,
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1097. including seven members
of the House Subcommittee
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1098. on Communications and Technology.
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1099. Three of those seven are AWM's
most reliable friends on the Hill.
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1100. Now, the congressmen that
will be replacing them
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1101. are the same people that
Will has been making look
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1102. like fucking morons for the last six months.
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1103. They've done a pretty good job
making themselves look like morons.
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1104. I have business before this Congress, Charlie.
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1105. And whatever you may think of these people,
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1106. which is the same thing I think of them,
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1107. they hold the keys to the future of AWM.
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1108. Anything more than a pack of gum,
and I have to go to Congress for permission.
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1109. I don't make the rules, but I do abide by them.
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1110. - News organizations...
- Careful with the lectures.
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1111. are a public trust with an ability to inform
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1112. and influence the national conversation.
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1113. I know. That's why I bought one.
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1114. All right,
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1115. they're not candidates anymore.
They are congressmen,
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1116. and he is gonna lay off.
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1117. He's not gonna lay off anything.
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1118. - Oh, yes, he is.
- Let me ask you something.
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1119. And don't forget I've known you for 20 years.
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1120. If Joe McCarthy sat on
the House Subcommittee
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1121. for Communications and Technology,
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1122. would you have told Murrow to lay off?
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1123. - No.
- Why?
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1124. Because he was a genuinely bad guy.
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1125. Michele Bachmann's called
for Congress to be investigated
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1126. to ferret out House members
who are un-American.
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1127. Michele Bachmann is a hairdo.
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1128. I'm not worried about Michele Bachmann.
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1129. I wonder how many people
weren't worried about McCarthy.
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1130. You know, Charlie, a lot of people
might argue that Will is on a witch hunt.
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1131. And a lot of people might argue
there are witches out there.
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1132. I'll fire him, Charlie.
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1133. What?
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1134. I'm not asking him to lie.
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1135. I'm not asking him to cover anything up.
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1136. But he's going to tone it down,
or I'm going to fire him.
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1137. Well, best of luck trying
to program against him.
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1138. Oh, I don't have to. He's got
a non-compete clause in his contract.
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1139. He's gonna have to stay off
television for three years.
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1140. That's a death sentence.
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1141. It is.
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1142. How would you possibly explain firing
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1143. the second most-watched anchor on cable?
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1144. By creating what we call context.
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1145. His firing would be viewed as a noble step
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1146. on the part of a corporation
willing to sacrifice ratings for integrity.
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1147. You'd manufacture a reason to do it?
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1148. I've got a really good job, Charlie.
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1149. Now you want to play golf
or you want to fuck around?
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1150. Fellas, that was election coverage.
Tell 'em, Charlie.
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1151. Where the hell are we?
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1152. It's my understanding this is a karaoke bar
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1153. with affordable food and drinks
that stays open late
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1154. and staffers come here after work to socialize.
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1155. When you describe it,
it really sounds like Brigadoon.
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1156. - Hey, you know what?
- Shut up?
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1157. - Yeah. You know why?
- Where's MacKenzie?
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1158. - That's why.
- I didn't meet him until tonight either.
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1159. That's all right. I like being here.
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1160. Election night. Just the guys.
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1161. And... Yeah.
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1162. Elliot got in trouble tonight
for saying something
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1163. that was worth saying.
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1164. Every two years, we drive to a fire station
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1165. and overthrow the government
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1166. and there isn't a policeman in the street.
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1167. I love doing the news.
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1168. Hang on.
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1169. Who e-mails you at 2:00 a.m. during a toast?
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1170. I think whoever it is
probably didn't know about the toast.
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1171. Leona Lansing wants to see me at 10:00 a.m.
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1172. on the 40th floor conference room.
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1173. What do you think it's about?
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1174. I think she wants to say good job.
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1175. All right, to the 112th Congress.
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1176. Godspeed and God bless America.
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1177. God bless America.
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