1. Previously on The Nanny...
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2. Are we nodding and smiling
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3. because you're trying to tell me
we're gonna have a baby?
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4. - Oh!
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5. - Hi, Daddy.
- Hello, sweetheart.
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6. If the deal goes through
and I start producing,
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7. we are moving to Beverly Hills.
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8. So, Maggie, will you marry me?
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9. - Yes!
- No!
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10. Uh, Fran, I've decided
I don't wanna go to college.
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11. You're a... You walk like a...
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12. Marry me.
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13. Oh, no.
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14. You turned him down
because he's not rich?
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15. Miss Babcock, why do you always
think with your head?
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16. What does your heart say?
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17. Don't marry a maid.
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18. Oh, happy anniversary, darling.
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19. Mmm.
- Oh, you are so beautiful.
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20. Even though I'm pregnant
and I gained a little weight?
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21. Oh, sweetheart. You know,
if I hadn't actually
seen the sonogram,
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22. I wouldn't even know
you were pregnant.
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23. Really?
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24. You know, sweetie,
you're just as exquisite as
the day I first met you.
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25. Why don't you look in my eyes
and say that?
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26. Because I can't see them
over your tummy.
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27. Oh, honey.
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28. I'm disgusting.
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29. And you know what the worst part
of it all is?
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30. I could go for
a barbecued beef sandwich.
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31. Well, sweetheart,
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32. why don't I just mosey over
to that snack stand, again,
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33. and see if I can get you
a barbecued beef sandwich.
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34. Oh, I love you, sweetie.
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35. On a kaiser roll.
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36. With Fritos!
Oh, and get me the...
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37. Oh, you know what?
Let me come too.
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38. You'll never be able to carry it
all by yourself.
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39. Wait.
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40. - Fran, darling,
are you all right?
- Oh.
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41. Oh, honey.
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42. You don't find me attractive
anymore because I'm a whale.
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43. Sweetheart,
you're carrying twins.
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44. "Sweetheart,
you're not a whale,"
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45. would have been
the better way to go.
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46. - Hiya, Fran.
- Oh, hi.
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47. Uh-oh.
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48. Are we a little mopey?
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49. Did she just call me Moby?
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50. Oh, dear, you don't
have to tell me.
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51. It sucks being a big, fat cow.
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52. Oh...
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53. Doctor, Doctor,
I don't understand.
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54. My first wife had
three children,
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55. but she never experienced
these mood swings
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56. or the bloating
or the huge ankles.
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57. She gave birth to gentiles.
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58. Oh, Doc, when am I gonna
have them already?
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59. I know you don't realize this
because I am not a complainer,
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60. but I'm very uncomfortable.
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61. Oh, Franny.
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62. I know you love those
little angels inside you,
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63. but I bet you're thinking,
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64. "When the hell
are you gonna move out?"
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65. Yeah, just try and get
a Jewish kid
to leave his mother.
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66. Well, you know,
doing a little light exercise
can help induce labor.
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67. Oh, I've got
a good idea, sweetheart.
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68. You know,
Saturday's our anniversary.
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69. So why don't just the two of us
go for a nice romantic
walk in the country?
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70. - Okay.
- We can take a picnic.
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71. Yeah, we could drive up to
Connecticut in the Aston Martin.
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72. - Oh, I can't.
- Oh, why?
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73. Because I can't fit
in the Aston Martin.
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74. Oh, honey, I'll tell you,
between planning
the anniversary party,
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75. and packing for California,
I'm exhausted already.
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76. Well, it looks like
you're almost done here.
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77. What are you talking about?
These are just my flats.
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78. Fran, do you think you're doing
too much in your condition?
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79. I mean, why are you
all of a sudden
planning an anniversary party?
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80. Well, because I can't fit into
a little English sports car
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81. but I can fit into
a big French restaurant.
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82. Aww, look at this dress.
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83. Oh, do you think I'll ever
be able to fit in this again?
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84. - You're not saying "yes."
- Yes.
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85. - When do you think I'll—
- Soon.
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86. Sweetie, I love you.
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87. Oh, I just felt a baby kick.
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88. Oh, I know.
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89. Does it feel weird to have
something moving around
in your stomach?
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90. Oh, listen, I was
raised in a home
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91. where we ate pastrami
and Heinz baked beans.
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92. I'm used to movement.
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93. Oh, honey, look at the time.
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94. Oh, we've gotta fly.
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95. You don't wanna be late
for your therapy appointment.
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96. Isn't it exciting?
This is your last one.
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97. Well, actually,
I'm a little conflicted.
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98. How did you know when you were
ready to stop your therapy?
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99. Oh, sweetie, that was easy.
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100. I went to therapy because I was
terrified of being single.
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101. I mean, I didn't think
you could be a complete woman
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102. unless you had a man.
I was very sick.
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103. - How'd you get over it?
- Mmm.
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104. Your daddy gave me this ring.
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105. All right, the anniversary party
is a go.
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106. I've booked the restaurant
reserved the musicians,
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107. ordered the flowers,
picked out the cake,
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108. and I'm on my way
to hand-deliver invitations.
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109. Well, I'll tell you,
if all that work
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110. doesn't bring on these babies,
I don't know what will.
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111. That's Ma
with the exercise tape.
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112. The doctor also said
a light workout
can help induce labor.
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113. I'm sorry, but you're too tired
from planning the party
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114. to have me do a light workout.
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115. - Hello.
- Hello.
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116. Oh, Yetta.
I've never seen you in tights.
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117. How'd you like to see me
out of them?
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118. Ooh...
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119. - Darling, I rented
two exercise tapes.
- Oh, good.
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120. And at the counter,
I picked up peanut butter cups,
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121. chocolate chips,
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122. licorice.
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123. I hope this tape brings
on my labor
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124. although I really
don't blame them
for wanting to stay in there.
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125. I mean, all they do is
lie around all day,
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126. it's 98 degrees,
all-you-can-eat.
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127. It's Miami in there.
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128. You know,
when my Sylvia was a baby
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129. when she was born, she weighed
nine and a half pounds.
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130. That's not so unusual.
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131. It is when you're a preemie.
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132. All right, ladies,
take your positions.
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133. Full circles, all the way.
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134. Open up the chest area.
That's it.
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135. Muscles of the chest
tend to shorten
during pregnancy.
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136. This isn't so bad.
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137. I could do this all day.
- Stretch it out.
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138. Yeah, but I don't see
how this is gonna induce labor.
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139. Keep your back straight.
Keep your back...
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140. Happy anniversary! Whoo!
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141. That's amazing.
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142. So, Sylvia, what did you
and Morty do
on your first anniversary?
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143. - We went to Puerto Rico.
- Aww.
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144. What about you, Yetta?
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145. We fled Poland.
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146. Attention. Attention, everybody.
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147. Ladies, gentlemen.
May I have your
attention, please?
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148. My daughter has asked me
to sing this song
to her husband, Maxwell,
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149. in honor of her love for him
and because this is
a special occasion—
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150. Morty, we lose
the room at midnight.
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151. Anyway, I just want you all
to know how very proud
I am of my little girl.
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152. - Well, as you can see,
she's not so little—
- Sing, Daddy.
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153. Okay.
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154. May I cut in?
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155. Daddy.
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156. I was thinking about that
while I was singing.
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157. Come on. Very funny.
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158. Oh, come here, darling.
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159. - Oh, darling.
- That was so beautiful, Daddy.
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160. Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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161. And I know you're gonna
make your husband as happy as
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162. Mother has made me.
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163. Darling, I don't know
if I told you
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164. - how happy I am to have
you as my son-in-law.
- Oh...
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165. I know it hasn't been easy
for you to have us as in-laws,
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166. because sometimes,
we can be a pain in the tuchus.
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167. Oh, Sylvia, that's all right.
I learned to live with it.
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168. Niles, isn't life strange?
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169. For 20 years,
we despised each other.
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170. I mean, every time I looked into
those revolting eyes,
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171. I wanted to retch, sweetie.
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172. Dip me.
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173. Sweetheart, I want to show you
something very special.
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174. Look right up there.
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175. Oh, honey.
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176. That is the sweetest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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177. But did you have to
do it on a blimp?
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178. Miss Babcock, I was thinking.
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179. I... I know I shouldn't have
asked you to marry me
when I did.
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180. - We weren't ready.
- That's why I laughed
in your face, lover.
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181. But I think we're ready now.
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182. Will you marry me?
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183. Niles, what just happened?
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184. Well, I thought the time
was perfect.
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185. I mean, the music, the blimp.
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186. - You mean that one.
- Oh.
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187. Why would she run out
after I proposed to her?
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188. Oh, you proposed?
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189. And she ran away?
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190. Well, maybe she just needed time
to think before she said yes.
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191. You didn't need time to think.
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192. Well, that's because you told me
the night before,
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193. so I had time to prepare.
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194. - Perhaps I should go after her.
- Oh, no, no, no, old man.
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195. - Have patience.
You-you'll get your answer.
- When?
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196. Oh, just as soon as Fran,
who I'm sure is
no longer behind me,
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197. reports back from Yenta Central.
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198. Miss Babcock! Miss Babcock!
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199. - Do you wanna be alone?
- Yes.
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200. Okay, we're alone.
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201. So, what happened?
Niles proposed to you.
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202. You didn't know what to say,
so you just ran out?
Just guessing.
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203. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
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204. Why does he have to
ruin everything?
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205. What the hell
does he wanna marry me for?
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206. Because he loves you.
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207. And why don't you
wanna marry Niles?
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208. Do you have any idea
how wonderful he is?
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209. You know, it's not so easy
finding a guy like him.
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210. The man irons rags.
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211. - Oh...
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212. Oy...
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213. That can't be good.
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214. Relax, relax.
Just-just press
the, uh, the emergency button.
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215. Yeah. Okay, okay.
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216. - Nothing's happening.
- Oy, that can't be good.
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217. Okay, don't panic. Don't panic.
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218. Eventually, they'll notice
we're missing
and they'll come and find us.
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219. Oh, my God,
what happens if I go into labor?
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220. Well, that isn't gonna happen.
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221. Yeah, it is.
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222. - What?
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223. What are you doing with that?
It says no smoking.
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224. Yeah, well, it says door open
and that ain't happening.
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225. - Oh, my God.
- God.
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226. Put that away.
It's not good for the babies.
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227. What does it matter?
We're gonna die anyway.
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228. What?
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229. What would you have
named the kids?
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230. You know, I don't know
what Niles sees in you.
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231. Yeah, well, neither do I.
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232. Oh, deep.
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233. You know what your problem is,
Miss Babcock?
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234. You're just afraid
and I don't know why.
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235. Marriage is a beautiful,
wonderful institution.
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236. Look how happy it's made me!
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237. Oh, you are such a drama queen.
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238. Why don't you come down here
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239. and let me explain to you
the source of these
horrific screams?
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240. Imagine, if you will...
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241. squeezing out
two 40-pound matzo balls...
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242. through your nostril!
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243. Oh. Oh.
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244. They're coming. They're coming.
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245. Do you see a head?
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246. You don't actually want me
to look down there, do you?
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247. This is it. This is it.
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248. Cross your legs.
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249. Oh, good.
You took that out so you could
sterilize your hands?
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250. Uh... Yeah.
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251. Oh, God.
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252. Oh. It's gone. The pain stopped.
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253. Oh, praise the Lord.
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254. - Are you okay?
- I've been better.
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255. Okay, then, well,
let's get back to me.
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256. How do I know that
Niles is the one?
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257. How do I know
that I'm not making a mistake?
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258. You don't.
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259. But unless you take a chance,
you're never gonna find out.
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260. And, believe me,
that's harder to live with.
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261. Do you think I have
what it takes
to make a good wife?
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262. No.
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263. But he does.
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264. Oh, sir.
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265. Perhaps I'm destined to spend
my life as an old maid.
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266. Literally.
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267. You're not supporting
my hurt, sir.
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268. Come on, Niles,
you'd make a wonderful catch.
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269. Where is she gonna find
a man like you, hmm?
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270. You know, you're right.
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271. I live in a lovely home,
I drive an expensive car.
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272. I'm a successful Broadway pro...
Oops. Sad again.
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273. Well, you've certainly kept me
happy these 25 years.
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274. Oh, thank you, sir.
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275. Would you like to buy
your partner a rose?
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276. Um... He's not my...
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277. Uh...
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278. Give me a red one.
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279. Dad, there's a woman stuck
in an elevator
and I think it's Fran.
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280. What makes you think it's Fran?
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281. Well, because it's stuck
like 30 floors below us
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282. and you could still hear
a woman talking.
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283. Oh, yeah, that's my Fran.
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284. Oh, my God, that's Fran!
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285. Now, Nanny Fine, breathe slowly.
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286. - In...
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287. - And out.
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288. - And in...
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289. - And out.
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290. Good girl.
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291. Everybody.
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292. This is it.
They're coming! They're coming!
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293. Come on, Nanny Fine,
you can hold them in
a little longer.
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294. Please.
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295. I don't know nothing
about birthing no babies!
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296. Well, frankly, Miss Babcock,
I don't give a damn.
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297. Help! Help me!
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298. Darling? Darling,
are you in there?
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299. Honey! Honey!
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300. Oh, my God,
that's my wife's voice.
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301. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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302. No, she's pregnant, you idiot.
Just get her out of there.
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303. Niles!
- Miss Babcock?
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304. Yes, it's Niles.
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305. I have an answer
to your question.
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306. I thought long and hard about it
and my answer is...
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307. - Oh, crap.
What I said was—
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308. - Are you all right?
- Of course, she's fine.
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309. Miss Babcock,
could you say it one more time?
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310. Niles...
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311. I would love to marry you.
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312. Yes! Get out of the way!
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313. Oh, Miss Babcock, I love you.
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314. Mmm.
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315. Call me C.C.
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316. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- Congratulations.
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317. - This is so wonderful.
- Hey. Hello.
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318. Down here. Babies popping out.
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319. Oh, my God.
God, you're in labor?
She's in labor.
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320. Oh, my sweet darling.
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321. Oh, I can only imagine
what kind of pain
you must be in.
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322. I so very much don't think so.
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323. Listen, darling,
you just stay right there.
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324. Oh, okay.
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325. I'm gonna call an ambulance.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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326. All right, everybody,
now listen up.
Niles, go hail us a cab.
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327. C.C., you and Margaret,
go to the hospital, check us in.
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328. Brighton, you take Grace home,
pack an overnight bag for Fran.
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329. Meet us at the hospital.
Everyone, stay calm.
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330. - I don't want any added stress
put on Fran.
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331. Stress has just been added.
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332. Epidural. Epi-damn-dural!
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333. Oy, where does the time go?
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334. It was just yesterday
she was a spinster.
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335. I love Vegas.
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336. Come on, lemon, lemon, lemon.
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337. I still can't believe it.
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338. Miss Fine got the man
of her dreams, and now
I got the man of mine.
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339. Sorry. Old dog, new tricks.
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340. - Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
- Well, I was just kidding.
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341. You're not having
second thoughts, are you?
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342. No. No.
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343. Would I have said yes to the man
I love if I weren't sure?
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