1. Here we are. Home sweet home.
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2. Thank you so much for coming
all the way to Koorestan
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3. just to say you love me, Max.
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4. Now, you haven't said it in New York yet,
so say it again.
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5. Fran, aren't you getting
kind of tired of hearing it?
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6. Or is that just me?
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7. There you go, sweetheart.
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8. - Fran?
- Yes?
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9. I love you.
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10. Hi, everyone.
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11. We're home.
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12. And guess what?
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13. Your father has something
he wants to share with you all.
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14. I've told Miss Fine I love her.
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15. - Yeah, wonderful.
- What else is new?
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16. Oh, yes, I didn't take it back.
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17. Oh, congratulations, Miss Fine.
That's wonderful news.
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18. Shall I get you a fork?
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19. - What for?
- To stick in yourself. You're done.
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20. She was working in a bridal shop
In Flushing, Queens
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21. 'Till her boyfriend kicked her out
In one of those crushing scenes
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22. What was she to do, where was she to go?
She was out on her fanny
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23. So over the bridge from Flushing
To the Sheffields' door
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24. She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more
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25. She had style, she had flair She was there
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26. That's how she became the Nanny
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27. Who would have guessed
That the girl we described
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28. Was just exactly what
The doctor prescribed?
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29. - Now the father finds her beguiling
- Watch out, C.C.
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30. - And the kids are actually smiling
- Such joie de vivre!
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31. She's the lady in red
When everybody else is wearing tan
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32. The flashy girl from Flushing
The Nanny named Fran
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33. Niles.
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34. You want to see something sickening?
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35. Well, that was fun. Now what?
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36. All right, knock it off.
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37. I'm sorry, C.C.
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38. Miss Fine, would you please try
to conduct yourself
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39. a little more professionally?
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40. - No, you conduct yourself first.
- No, I asked you first.
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41. - No, no, no.
- I asked you first.
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42. - You, you, you.
- No, no, no.
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43. - You, you, you.
- Stop it, stop it.
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44. No, stop it. C.C.--
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45. C.C. I do apologize. Now, what was it
you wanted to say?
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46. You mean, besides "yuck"?
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47. Maxwell, we have business
to attend to other than
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48. playing kissy-face with the help.
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49. Come on, Miss Babcock.
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50. I'm not really that much help.
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51. You know, I'm really going to miss you.
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52. I've grown accustomed to your waist.
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53. Do you know what is so sad?
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54. I mean, besides the fact that you sleep
in Brighton's old bed.
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55. Maxwell is gonna worm his way
out of this like always.
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56. Nanny Fine is headed for such a fall.
Oh, God.
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57. I don't want to be around to see that.
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58. Actually, I do.
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59. Here's my beeper number.
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60. Fran, this thing with you and Dad
is so romantic.
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61. I just hope that the same thing
happens to me someday.
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62. Well, except for the fact
that I'd become a cleaning lady, and
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63. wait around for six years for the man
that I love to finally make a move.
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64. I know. It's like a fairy tale.
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65. Nanny Fine. Cute coat.
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66. How many Muppets had to die for that?
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67. You know, I can understand
you being bitter,
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68. but honey, when you stay
too long at the fair,
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69. a man loses respect.
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70. Another three years, and I was
out that door myself.
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71. You know, Nanny Fine,
I think it is so precious
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72. how you think Maxwell's saying
he loves you means something.
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73. Well, I think it's pretty obvious
that he's not taking it back this time.
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74. Oh, no, he's not gonna take it back.
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75. He is gonna drag this thing
on and on and on
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76. until you get disgusted and die.
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77. But like a cockroach,
I was here long before you,
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78. and I'll be here long after you're gone.
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79. Oh, Max, you know how happy you made
me that you told me you loved me?
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80. But don't you think it's time
we went on to the next level?
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81. You know, I'm not gonna be 69 forever.
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82. Now, Miss Fine
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83. Franny,
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84. we can't just jump into this.
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85. I'm awfully worried about the children.
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86. First of all,
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87. we can't jump.
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88. Period.
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89. Second of all,
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90. whose children are you worried about?
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91. Yours, theirs, or theirs?
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92. Coming through.
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93. I'm coming through.
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94. Round you go, round you go, buddy.
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95. Come on, little buddy. Come on back here.
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96. Just got away from you
a little bit, that's all.
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97. Just got a little away from him.
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98. Hello, hell—
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99. C.C., I could have saved you the trip.
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100. I'm not going to any party for Cats.
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101. Oh, Maxwell.
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102. Come on. How many shows
hit a billion performances?
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103. Why don't you take your husband?
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104. No, I don't wanna go with her.
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105. One drunken stupor in 2006,
and I'm still paying for it.
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106. You see?
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107. Even they're married.
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108. You know, I am not gonna
wait around forever.
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109. I'm telling you, mister,
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110. I give it another three years, and then
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111. I am out of here.
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112. Miss Fine? Miss Fine?
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113. Oh, thank God.
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114. What's wrong?
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115. Niles.
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116. Do you think that it's possible
that Mr. Sheffield told me
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117. that he loves me
just to string me along forever?
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118. Oh, no.
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119. Although, he isn't very good
with commitment.
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120. I'm still on a week-to-week.
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121. No, this is ridiculous.
Miss Babcock is out of her mind.
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122. I'm not listening to her.
But you know what?
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123. If she asks you out for drinks
in the year 2006,
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124. don't go.
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125. Niles, Niles. Come here.
I want to tell you something.
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126. Niles, can you keep a secret?
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127. Well, I'm good until I meet
another person.
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128. Look, I'm serious.
This concerns Miss Fine.
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129. No. You're not going to disappoint
her again?
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130. Not unless you think she would
be disappointed by this.
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131. Oh, sir.
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132. Sir, it's beautiful.
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133. This is the happiest day of my life.
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134. You know, it's funny how you picture it,
but you're never really prepared for it.
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135. - Do you think she'll like it?
- Oh, my God, she'll be speechless.
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136. Well, maybe I should give it
to her now, then.
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137. Seriously Niles, I want your word
that you won't say anything.
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138. On my honor, sir. I won't say a word,
I swear.
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139. - And sir, congratulations.
- Thank you, Niles.
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140. Yes.
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141. Niles?
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142. What happened— Did Miss Babcock die?
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143. No. No.
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144. Better.
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145. Well, not better, but good.
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146. What? What?
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147. I can't say a word.
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148. Two words. Okay, good, good, good.
First word. Yes. What?
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149. Eye. Eye. Okay, good.
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150. Second word, wow.
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151. Eye crud. I got a cold in my eye.
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152. Eye— Eye boogers. Eye goo.
Eye goo, eye goo. Okay.
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153. Sounds like eye goo. Eye goo.
Eye joo. Eye joo.
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154. I'm a Jew. I'm a Jew.
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155. No? No, no, no.
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156. Eye, eye joo, eye boo, eye goo.
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157. - Eye do. I do? He does?
- He do!
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158. Yes?
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159. I'm getting married.
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160. Sorry, miss, you got the wrong number.
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161. Ma, it's me.
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162. - Mr. Sheffield's gonna propose.
- Oh, my God. I'm so happy.
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163. Hold on, I'm getting beeped.
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164. Ma, don't disconnect. Hello?
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165. Mrs. Fine, I think you ordered
too much food.
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166. You want four orders of ribs?
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167. You know, I could take my business
across the street to Mr. Lee.
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168. He's not judgmental.
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169. I'm sorry, I can't talk now.
My daughter's getting proposed to.
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170. - Get out of town.
- Hold, please. I have another call.
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171. Hello?
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172. Mr. Chung, what's taking so long?
I ordered an hour ago.
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173. Hang on, lady. I'm talking to Sylvia Fine.
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174. Her daughter is about to get proposed to.
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175. What?
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176. - Sylvia.
- Oh, hi, Ma. Guess what?
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177. Mr. Sheffield is gonna pop the question.
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178. I hope you told him no. It'll kill Franny.
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179. Hang on a second. I'm getting beeped.
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180. Oy, this thing is like
Grand Central Station today.
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181. - Hello?
- It's Rabbi Margulies.
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182. Mazel tov on your daughter.
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183. By the way, I'm not accusing,
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184. but we found Raisinets in the organ bay.
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185. - Sheffield residence.
- Niles, is it true?
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186. Let's just hope he doesn't take it back.
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187. Ma, you disconnected me.
What I was going to tell you was
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188. it's a big secret. I'm not even
supposed to know yet.
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189. Mamele, please.
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190. Who am I gonna tell?
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191. He's coming.
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192. Miss Fine, there's something
I wanted to ask you.
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193. Yes?
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194. I wanted to ask if you'd like
to have dinner tonight.
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195. All right. How about Italian?
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196. No. This is a rather special occasion.
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197. Yes, I've booked the Rainbow Room,
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198. so why don't you ask your family
to join us?
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199. I think they should all be there.
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200. Now, I'm going to be tied up
at the theater till about 7:30,
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201. - ... so, I'll see you here about 8.
- Eight o'clock it is.
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202. I'll get that. Unless it's a surprise
you don't want— He's gone.
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203. - Hi.
- I'm so happy for you.
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204. - Ma told you?
- No.
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205. I heard it from Mr. Chung
at the Rickshaw Hunan Palace.
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206. By the way, he sent this.
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207. Congratulations.
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208. I'm technically not even
supposed to know myself yet.
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209. Mr. Sheffield wants to pop the question
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210. in front of everyone at the Rainbow
Room. You're invited. Tonight.
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211. Fran, after all this time,
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212. I can't believe he's finally
going to pop the question.
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213. - I know.
- Well, to tell you the truth,
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214. - I was worried he'd never really do it.
- I know.
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215. Quite frankly, it was getting
pretty pathetic—
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216. I know, Val. Now, would you just
act surprised?
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217. Not now.
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218. Show me the love, baby.
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219. You're switched on, you're smashing.
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220. Oh, behave.
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221. Brighton, I want you
to get every angle to capture this—
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222. Higher, honey. I want you
to capture happy, not hippy.
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223. Ma, Yetta.
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224. - I can't believe it.
- Can you believe it?
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226. No one died, Ma.
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227. Fran is gonna get proposed to.
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228. Oh, thank God.
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229. Finally, these three kids
will have a father.
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230. Niles. Oh, I can't believe
this night is finally here.
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231. I only wish Miss Babcock
were around to share in the joy.
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232. - Hello, hello.
- Thank you.
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234. You have all been the victim
of a hostile makeover.
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235. Now, listen, everyone.
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237. I want you to act like you never
heard it before.
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238. Just be really surprised.
Be very convincing.
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239. Hear what?
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240. I.e.
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241. Fran, can't we take our coats off?
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242. It's been half an hour.
How much longer do we have to wait?
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243. No one has waited as long as I have.
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245. Nanny Fine, you know,
maybe you should take up knitting.
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246. Maxwell's gonna need warm socks
for those cold feet.
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247. You know, I know what you're getting at,
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248. but he's not going to be
backing out this time.
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249. He'll be here.
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250. That man loves me.
I feel it in my heart of hearts.
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251. Swear you saw that ring.
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252. Hello? Relax, it's him.
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253. Fran, I know I'm running late,
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254. but I'm gonna need
a little more time here. There's—
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256. Okay, honey.
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257. Don't worry. We'll be here... waiting.
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258. Nanny Fine, don't be depressed.
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259. At least Maxwell gave you a ring.
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260. Ring.
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261. Well, Sara, my love...
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262. You know you'll always be in my heart.
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263. You were my first love.
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264. And you're the mother of our children.
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265. And nothing can ever change that.
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266. But...
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267. I've met someone very special.
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268. And I love her a great deal.
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269. And the children are crazy about her.
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270. I think you'd like her.
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271. You know, in many ways,
she reminds me of...
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273. I think you'll be very happy for us.
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274. - Hey, how's it going, Mr. Sheffield?
- Well, Jake, congratulate me.
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275. I'm about to ask my nanny to marry me.
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276. The one with the voice?
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277. What voice?
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278. You're in love.
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279. Good night, Jake.
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280. - Excuse me. You got the time?
- Yes, 8:15.
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281. You don't really want to know
the time, do you?
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282. They did such a good job on him.
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283. He looks like he's just sleeping
peacefully.
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284. Yetta, Yetta, he's not dead.
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285. It's always hardest for the young ones
to accept.
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286. Sammy and I sent that.
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287. Look, Yetta...
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288. It's the nicest one.
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289. He'll be here, Ma.
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290. He wouldn't do this to me.
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291. Sweetheart, you know
you can always come home.
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292. We'll redo your room exactly like it was.
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293. I even saved your old
Flashdance comforter set.
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294. The one with the two pillow shams
that say "What a feeling?"
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295. Nanny Fine.
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296. Listen, I packed a few of your things
to make the transition easier.
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297. Next, jackets, sweaters, and slutty
skirts.
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298. No, Ma. No, I know him.
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299. He loves me, and he would have
been here by now.
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300. Something must have happened to him.
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301. Something must be wrong.
I've gotta go find him.
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302. Mr. Sheffield?
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303. Mr. Sheffield?
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304. Oh, my God.
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305. - Mr. Sheffield.
- Miss Fine.
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306. - Are you hurt? What happened?
- Oh, I got mugged.
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307. - No.
- I was on my way home to you, and—
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308. I'm sorry I'm so late.
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309. That's okay. As long as you're all right,
who cares?
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310. - I should have fought back harder.
- No, no.
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311. They say you never fight back.
Just give them what they want.
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312. Don't argue, don't get aggressive—
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313. - They got the ring.
- I'll kill them.
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the most romantic night of your life.
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316. - I know.
- I wanted—
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318. Yeah, here we go.
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319. Wait, wait.
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320. - Fran.
- Yes?
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321. Will you marry me?
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322. Max.
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