The Nanny 5x10

Directed by Dorothy Lyman

Spalding Gray as Dr. Jack Miller • Allan Rich as Uncle Ray • Anna Berger as Marilyn • Sparkle as Aunt Cookie

Fran uses a trip to Niagara Falls to inspire Maxwell to propose.

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1. I'm just so bummed.

2. Why, honey?

3. I've been sitting next to the same guy for the last four years,

4. and I know he likes me, but he won't make a move.

5. You've been waiting for some guy for four years?

6. That's nothing.

7. It's not pathetic?

8. No.

9. She is so in denial.

10. Miss Fine, I've got to ask Mr. Sheffield

11. for some time off, so I'm giving him this tie.

12. - Do you think he'll like it? - Well, he ought to, it's his.

13. For heaven's sake, he won't remember his tie.

14. But I wonder if I should change out of his suit.

15. Niles, why don't you just walk yourself in there,

16. and tell him you need some time off? Be honest, speak from the heart.

17. Tell him that you need some private time.

18. You work like a dog, day— Oh, you know what? Don't use that.

19. I'm gonna say that when I go in there and ask for this weekend off.

20. - This weekend? - Yeah.

21. But that's when I want off.

22. My butler's glee club is having a big competition in Bermuda.

23. Well, I'm sorry,

24. but it's the big Fine family reunion in Niagara Falls.

25. And we have relatives coming in from all over.

26. Tel Aviv, Budapest, Boca Gables, Phase Four.

27. I didn't know you had any family left to fly in.

28. I thought they all lived in my kitchen.

29. Look, why don't we just let Mr. Sheffield decide?

30. - That's fair. - Why are we arguing?

31. I can relinquish three days of the Wilsons' butler

32. pulling down his sock garters to show me his tan lines.

33. Really? Well, that's very sweet of you.

34. Now relinquish means you're not going, right?

35. - Yes, yes, yes. - Okay. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

36. I've got work to do, so you tape Bold and the Beautiful.

37. Of course.

38. You have much to learn, young Jedi.

39. Sir, please let me have this weekend off. My last vacation was two years ago,

40. but it doesn't really count. Miss Babcock showed up,

41. and then there was this tropical depression. Mine!

42. But, Mr. Sheffield, you know I've gotta go to my family's reunion.

43. Well, to be honest, Niles, I—

44. Don't. Stop.

45. I did just give you a month off, already.

46. I was recovering from a heart attack.

47. Look, how you budget your vacation time is your business.

48. - I'll bring you back Cuban cigars. - I'll send my mother to Cuba.

49. - I'll make you baked Alaska. - I'll send my mother to Alaska.

50. Well, in all fairness, Miss Fine, Niles did ask me first.

51. - He's wearing your suit. - Well, she's wearing Miss Gracie's skirt.

52. And that's how I just won.

53. She was working in a bridal shop In Flushing, Queens

54. 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out In one of those crushing scenes

55. What was she to do, where was she to go? She was out on her fanny

56. So, over the bridge from Flushing To the Sheffields' door

57. She was there to sell makeup But the father saw more

58. She had style, she had flair She was there

59. That's how she became the Nanny

60. Who would have guessed That the girl we described

61. Was just exactly What the doctor prescribed?

62. - Now the father finds her beguiling - Watch out, C.C.

63. - And the kids are actually smiling - Such joie de vivre!

64. She's the lady in red When everybody else is wearing tan

65. The flashy girl from Flushing The Nanny named Fran

66. You know, the only reason he picked you is because I don't look good in heels.

67. Why?

68. I thought you looked great last Halloween,

69. when you went as Tootsie.

70. - Really? - Yeah.

71. I didn't think it all came to— You're just trying to suck up

72. - because you know I'm mad at you. - Niles,

73. I got what I wanted, not because of anything I said,

74. - or the way I looked. - Oh, please.

75. "Oh, Mr. Sheffield...

76. You mind if I dust your desk with my tokus?"

77. Well, if it isn't Priscilla, queen of the dessert.

78. You didn't mind me wearing the tube top

79. to get you that Fantom Fury vacuum

80. with the HEPA filter, did ya?

81. I can only imagine how long it took you to find something skimpy.

82. There's a three-second scavenger hunt.

83. What a treat! It's not often one gets

84. to see a domestic squabble between actual domestics.

85. Hey, I insulted you.

86. Now you're supposed to insult me back.

87. There's a rhythm to these things, man.

88. Do you realize that she gets everything she wants

89. because she has Mr. Sheffield wrapped around her little finger?

90. Well, look who just popped his head out of Maxwell's derrière

91. to announce it's spring.

92. What have I been saying

93. for the past four years?

94. You know, maybe we've been on opposite sides too long.

95. Well, I wouldn't mind getting back at Miss Fine.

96. And we are just the team to do it.

97. All right. From now on it's you and me, Babcock.

98. You know, Niles, this is the best cup of coffee you've ever made.

99. Well, in honor of our new alliance, I must confess

100. this is the first time I've ever put it in a clean cup.

101. Why can't we be friends?

102. Why can't we be friends?

103. I seen ya 'round around For a long, long time

104. I really remember too When you drank my wine

105. Why can't we be friends?

106. Why can't we be friends?

107. I seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown

108. I called but you could not look around

109. Why can't we be friends?

110. Why can't we be friends?

111. Why can't we be friends?

112. I pay my money to the welfare line

113. I seen ya standing in it every time

114. Why can't we be friends?

115. First of all, Dr. Miller, I just want to tell you

116. that I think that I'm about ready to graduate from therapy.

117. Yep, I really feel like I have grown and matured.

118. I've really come to like myself as a person.

119. - What's the problem? - Everyone else hates me.

120. Well, tell me about it.

121. Well, it's Niles.

122. Niles, yeah. Nosy, yenta butler?

123. Yeah, that's him.

124. He's got this crazy idea

125. that I use my sensuality to get my way.

126. Do you feel you do that, Fran?

127. No. Dr. Miller...

128. you know me.

129. I mean, I don't do things like that.

130. Just look at your body language.

131. Dr. Miller,

132. do you think I'm trying to seduce you?

133. Do you want me to put this in the dishwasher?

134. No, sweetie, I'll do it.

135. Listen, are you coming with me to Paint Your Pottery tonight?

136. Of course.

137. The ceramic tissue box I made for your powder room

138. is coming out of the kiln.

139. Okay, Scully and Mulder,

140. care to explain this X-File?

141. Well, I've gotta get back to the salt mines.

142. Later, C.

143. Niles, we gotta talk.

144. I just spent my entire session at Dr. Miller's,

145. talking about you playing yo-yo with my feelings

146. and pretending like I don't exist.

147. And that time could have been better spent

148. talking about Mr. Sheffield doing that.

149. - I don't know what you're talking about. - Come on.

150. You're being mean to me, you're friends with Ms. Babcock.

151. It's a world gone mad.

152. Next thing you know, you'll be saying Barbra is marrying the guy

153. from the AAMCO commercials.

154. Wait a minute. That is happening.

155. This is ridiculous.

156. Why don't you just invite Mr. Sheffield and the children

157. to go to Niagara Falls with you and your family?

158. Oh, please.

159. What horrible thing did the man ever do to deserve that?

160. You're slipping, Sadie. Don't you want to get engaged?

161. Keep talking.

162. Niagara Falls is the honeymoon capital of the world.

163. Thirty million people go there every year and wind up getting married on the spot.

164. It's magical, it's mystical. Mr. Sheffield won't be able to resist you.

165. - Really? - Absolutely.

166. Getting proposed to is like buying real estate.

167. "Location, location, location."

168. Niles, you're a genius.

169. Now we can both go away this weekend.

170. - I'm so happy we're friends again. - Me too.

171. I don't know what I was doing in that unholy alliance with Babcock.

172. I know, it was kind of like Yogi dumping Boo Boo

173. for the ranger.

174. Kids, I have such exciting news.

175. We're all going to Niagara Falls.

176. Your father and I are getting married!

177. - Dad finally popped the question? - No. Not yet.

178. But Niagara Falls is the engagement capital of the world.

179. And Dad's already agreed to go with you?

180. No. Not yet.

181. - This is so sad. This is ridiculous. - Yeah, this really is.

182. Just go pack and act surprised, would you?

183. Don't worry, Fran. If it actually happens,

184. we will be genuinely stunned.

185. - I got your message. - Hi, Ma.

186. This is so exciting.

187. The last time I was at Niagara Falls

188. was when Daddy proposed to me.

189. I didn't know Daddy asked you to marry him in Niagara Falls.

190. - That's so romantic. - Yeah, he had no intention

191. of proposing at all.

192. He went to get me a bromo for my morning sickness.

193. The place cast a spell.

194. Have I never taught you about the magic of the Falls?

195. No.

196. You were too busy teaching me to suck the innards

197. out of the chocolate-covered cherries before they weighed the bag.

198. Meanwhile, has that not saved you hundreds of dollars over the years?

199. Oh, Ma...

200. If the mystique of the Falls is true,

201. this could be it.

202. I could be getting married right on the boat.

203. Cousin Cookie will play the spoons on her boobs, so there's the band.

204. And the whole family has already booked the hotel,

205. so we don't have to put them up.

206. All you have to do is hang your bagel over the railing,

207. and the lox just jumps right onto it.

208. Darling, this is the kind of wedding that mothers dream of.

209. Free!

210. Hi.

211. Well, if it isn't "I Love Loosely."

212. Okay, it's your turn.

213. - Toss out something really vile. - I would, but I can't lift you.

214. That was about me.

215. What's the matter, bud? I thought you and me were a team.

216. It was what it was, and now it's over.

217. But, we had plans.

218. Now I won't hear that little voice in my computer.

219. "You've got mail."

220. Anyhoo...

221. I was reading the paper.

222. El Nino's coming to New York this weekend,

223. and you and the kids have got to get out of all that water.

224. I'll tell you what.

225. You all could come to the Fine family reunion

226. in Niagara Falls.

227. Or I could eat a bowl of leeches,

228. and slowly bleed to death from the inside out.

229. Well, if you're on the fence about it, let me ask the kids.

230. - Hey, what's up, Fran? - Hey.

231. You wanna hear some exciting news for the first time?

232. - Yeah. - How would you like to go, this weekend,

233. to Niagara Falls?

234. - That would be so cool. - We could not be happier.

235. I've waited for this glorious moment for five years.

236. Overdoing it, honey.

237. All right. All right. I know when I'm outnumbered.

238. Seems we're going to Niagara Falls for the Fine family reunion.

239. We're gonna have so much fun. Just don't get freaked out.

240. It could get pretty treacherous being thrown about,

241. bounced off a handrail, spritzed in the face.

242. I'm quite comfortable on boats, Miss Fine.

243. No, I was talking about the buffet line.

244. Here, darling, put this on.

245. No, Ma, I'm not covering myself with that plastic.

246. You want Mr. Sheffield to think he's proposing to your couch?

247. Morty,

248. I'm putting your hair in my purse.

249. We're not gonna lose another $600,

250. like we did at Raging Waters.

251. You know...

252. I proposed to my wife

253. on this boat 30 years ago.

254. And for 30 years, she's been saying,

255. "Hey, Ray, when are we going back to Niagara Falls?"

256. I said, "When you stop hocking me."

257. So, here we are.

258. You big pain in the—

259. Excuse me.

260. I hear that you're in the show business.

261. Well, I have an idea,

262. and people think it should be a play.

263. It takes place in Connecticut.

264. And?

265. What, you're not bringing anything to the party?

266. All right, Marilyn, leave him alone.

267. Is she pitching you her Connecticut story again?

268. Pretty good, huh?

269. Look, look Miss Fine, we're getting closer to the Falls.

270. - Let's go find the children. - Okay.

271. There's Gracie over here. I'll get Gracie.

272. Hey, sweetheart, come and look at the—

273. That's just Aunt Cookie.

274. Yeah, she's the one that plays the spoons on her...

275. Yes. Right. Yeah, the maestro.

276. I enjoyed your rendition of "Wipeout."

277. That was "Little Brown Jug."

278. Played it too fast.

279. Where the devil is this boat going, Miss Fine?

280. The Island of Dr. Moreau?

281. Come on, Mr. Sheffield, let's go to the bow of the boat.

282. That's the best place to propose. I mean...

283. I propose that we go there.

284. Oh, my God!

285. Is this not magnificent?

286. Over 30 million served.

287. Come here, Miss Fine. You're missing all this.

288. What?

289. Is this not the most,

290. the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

291. I can't hear you.

292. It's magical.

293. It's just magical.

294. Miss Fine,

295. will you marry me?

296. What did you say?

297. I said—

298. So, you're on the boat, you're approaching the falls,

299. did Mr. Sheffield propose?

300. Well, let's just put it this way. They're renaming the boat after me.

301. Old Maid of the Mist.

302. Well, Fran, you know what they say.

303. What, Val?

304. No, really. You know what they say, Fran.

305. You're far more the sophisticate than I.

306. Well, there's no mystique, and there's no magic.

307. Just a bunch of propaganda to get you to buy idiotic souvenirs.

308. Wait a minute, I got you something.

309. Look at this.

310. Niagara Falls corn cob holders.

311. - Oh, God... - Yeah.

312. - ... look at the detail work. - Yep.

313. Yeah, well.

314. - You put it away for special. - Yeah.

315. - Oh, hi. - What happened to you?

316. It was really quite dramatic, actually. The falls were so powerful.

317. Freak wave came along and knocked me right off my feet.

318. Does not remember anything about the entire trip.

319. All I could say is, "Thank God."

320. Well, I guess I better put out the trash,

321. and then start preparing dinner.

322. A butler's work is never done, eh?

323. Niles, don't you think that you should tell him?

324. Well, if you like.

325. But he also thinks the butler's fooling around with the nanny.

326. You cleaned enough. It's time to rest.

327. Miss Fine, I'm most dreadfully sorry. I—

328. Thank God I remembered who I was before anything happened.