1. Oh, would you look
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4. Meanwhile, she could close
that robe a little.
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and invade the intimacy of two lovers,
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9. Meanwhile, would you look
at what my day consists of.
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take Grace to therapy,
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There are two words on my list,
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14. - Bye, sweetie. I love you.
- Bye.
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15. - Bye.
- Bye, Val.
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Where's the passion?
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No chopped egg with the caviar?
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didn't feel like chopping.
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have been married for 20 years
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the thrill part altogether.
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in a sick and twisted relationship,
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what happened to me
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28. - at school today.
- What?
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after third period.
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- And Shawn comes up to me,
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and he starts making out with me.
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to look on passionate youth
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whose life sucks?
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46. Dear Niles, what is it this time?
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why I don't have a social life,
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Thank you, sir.
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51. There you go. All right, C.C.
Come on, let's get started.
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in the office tonight.
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and Gracie to the movies.
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58. Niles.
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60. for his little spatula, Niles.
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with your show and everything,
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and then you never once say,
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let's go dancing.
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In Flushing, Queens
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In one of those crushing scenes
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Where was she to go?
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To the Sheffield's door
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But the father saw more
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She was there!
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That the girl we've described
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The doctor prescribed?
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Watch out, C.C.!
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Such joie de vivre!
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87. She's the lady in red
When everybody else is wearing tan
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88. The flashy girl from Flushing
The nanny named Fran!
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89. Maxwell's baby brother.
I can't believe it's you.
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90. God, look who's here.
Let me get you a drink.
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91. Who is she?
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93. No.
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98. Nigel, I do wish
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100. But, Miss Fine offered
to be your welcome-to-New York ambassador.
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101. Wow.
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102. Mayor Giuliani's made some
great changes to your fair city.
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103. Welcome to New York.
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104. What's up, love?
You're not the same girl I met in Paris.
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106. - What?
- A need, a yearning,
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107. a desire that is yet to be fulfilled.
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108. I bet you say that to all the girls.
And if you don't, you should try it.
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109. Well, get ready to feel much better, love.
You're mine now.
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110. You're pretty cocky
for a tall, charming, rich, gorgeous guy.
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111. Not to mention, one hell of a dancer.
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112. I'm sorry, Nigel.
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113. I'm just not gonna be the life
of the party tonight.
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- No.
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- Well, I'll tell you,
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already going for it.
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120. I'm not outside on line hugging
Val to try and keep warm.
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121. Although, that did get
us into another club.
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123. that Candace Gingrich was such
a sport with the drinks.
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124. I hope you don't mind me telling you
one more time just how...
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126. No. Still digging it.
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127. Come on, let's dance.
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128. - Okay.
- I love to watch you move.
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129. Nigel, I find it so hard to believe
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131. You are nothing like Mr. Sheffield.
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132. Darling, I am Mr. Sheffield.
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133. Get down, boogie oogie oogie
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134. Get down, boogie oogie oogie...
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135. Thanks, Fran.
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136. She acts so weird when she's happy.
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137. Don't complain.
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138. It's been four years since I've been able
to get my hands on a Häagen-Dazs bar.
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139. I'll get it.
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140. - Nigel.
- Hello, darling.
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141. Flowers.
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142. Would you rather have candy?
Clothes? Diamonds?
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143. Stop it. Diamonds?
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144. Well, I happen to have one right here.
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145. Oh, my God!
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146. Nigel, it's gorgeous.
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147. I don't know anything about diamonds.
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148. Pure white, 1.76 carats, no occlusions.
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149. - It's beautiful.
- And so are you.
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150. How's that fantastic body?
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152. You don't know the half of it.
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154. Lower your foot off and get moving.
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156. Yeah.
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157. God, I missed you.
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158. Niles, did you send that bottle
of champagne to Glenn Close yet?
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159. Mr. Sheffield.
You've met your brother Nigel.
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160. Yes, Nigel, listen, I'm awfully sorry,
I haven't spent more time with you.
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161. But I'm sure,
Miss Fine's been entertaining you.
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162. Yeah. She's been incredible.
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163. In a Martha Stewart kind of way.
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164. Well, it's about bloody time.
I asked for this bottle hours ago.
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166. Unless they wait too long
and then they slip
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when Max just walked in,
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170. What? No.
Just because I pushed you off of me
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with your first cousin.
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174. So, then, it's all right to say,
"I think I found my other half."
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175. And to give you this ticket for the QE2.
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178. Fran, I'm leaving tonight
and I want you to come with me.
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179. - Nigel, I'm not that kind of girl.
- I'm asking you to be my wife.
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- I know,
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of being impulsive,
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and I'm not letting you get away.
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I just can't abandon them.
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me their aunt now.
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I'll know the answer's no.
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194. No, don't. It's too fast.
I can't. I'm sorry.
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You sounded hysterical on the phone.
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197. Val, you know how I've always wanted
to be a part of this family,
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but, you know, a real part.
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199. Like, if God forbid, something happened,
there were problems or strife,
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200. I could get the house.
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201. Oh, my God. He asked you to marry him?
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202. He wants to elope.
I have to be on a ship by midnight.
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I don't know what I'm doing.
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for you than Maxwell Sheffield.
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- Better. Younger, no kids.
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211. - It's weird. It's freaky. It's icky.
- I think it's romantic.
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- It's not a ring.
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but that's part of his allure.
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I'm just gonna turn it into a ring,
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- Yeah.
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219. Fran, I will never forget tonight.
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- Didn't what?
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and passionate about things.
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you can't compare relationships.
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- It's not important.
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how she could be a 13-pound preemie.
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I took a diuretic.
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with you and the kids,
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a wonderful time together.
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when I'll finish up in the office.
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And let this feeling die
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That keeps me alive
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Above it all
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Our love
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276. Don't throw it all away, our love
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277. Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love
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278. Don't throw it all away, our love
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279. Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love
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280. Don't throw it all away, our love
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281. Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love
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282. Don't throw it all away, our love
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283. Taxi.
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I've simply got to
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287. I gotta fly once
I gotta try once
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Juicy and you see
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'Cause I'm a comer
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296. - Wait.
- Lady, you meant to be on that ship?
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I thought you went to bed hours ago.
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I've been out since late this afternoon.
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She had a fight with Daddy.
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You know, I've missed you.
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wearing something smashing.
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in your cummerbund,
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- I...
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- Thanks.
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We can't have any of that, can we?
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There we go.
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