1. Isn't he adorable?
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2. My next door neighbor's cat had kittens.
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3. You mean that old bald cat with no tail?
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4. Perfect. Even she has kids before me.
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5. It's spring, Fran.
Everyone gets a little hot and bothered.
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6. The Discovery Channel
said it affects all living orgasms.
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7. Orgasms, Val?
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8. What were you watching,
Norm Crosby's Wild Kingdom?
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9. Excuse me, you just finished exercising.
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10. What are you doing eating cake, Sylvia?
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11. - Carrot cake, vegetable.
- Excuse me.
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12. I need a reward.
I just skated my butt off.
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13. Not really.
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14. I'm going for a whole new, youthful look.
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15. I've been killing myself all week,
trying to drop a pound.
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16. How does Mr. Sheffield keep in shape?
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17. Running from commitment.
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18. Here's Carl Lewis now.
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19. I'm off to London, Miss Fine,
to catch Celine Dion in concert.
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20. I'm gonna try and talk her
into doing Broadway.
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21. I'm leaving at 6:00.
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22. What is that intoxicating scent
you have on?
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23. I'm not— Wait a minute.
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24. It's a Snuggle.
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25. You look very fetching in that robe.
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26. What do you mean?
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27. I packed your bags, sir.
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28. Here's your passport, your ticket,
pictures of the children,
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29. and one of Miss Fine.
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30. You know,
I almost got this robe in pink, too—
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31. You're taking a picture of me?
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32. You are family, Miss Fine.
I have some of Niles in here.
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33. Well, meanwhile,
he ain't wearing a bikini.
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34. I am in this one.
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35. Anyway, I'll be gone for three whole days.
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36. I'm gonna miss you.
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37. So, if you need me,
I'll be at the Connell.
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38. Okay, have a safe trip.
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39. Can you believe that guy?
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40. He sniffs my Snuggles,
and then he's out of here.
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41. That is it.
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42. I am just putting an end to this whole
cat and mouse thing, for once and for all.
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43. - Oh, my God, Fran! How romantic.
- What?
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44. You're gonna follow him to London
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45. and then rekindle the passion
you guys had in Paris.
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46. Well, I was gonna quit,
but your way's good too.
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47. Yeah.
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48. She was working in a bridal shop
In Flushing, Queens
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49. 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
In one of those crushing scenes
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50. What was she to do, where was she to go?
She was out on her fanny
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51. So, over the bridge from Flushing
To the Sheffields' door
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52. She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more
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53. She had style, she had flair
She was there
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54. That's how she became the Nanny
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55. Who would have guessed
That the girl we described
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56. Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed?
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57. - Now the father finds her beguiling
- Watch out, C.C.
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58. - And the kids are actually smiling
- Such joie de vivre!
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59. She's the lady in red
When everybody else is wearing tan
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60. The flashy girl from Flushing
The Nanny named Fran
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61. What does this remind you of?
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62. It reminds me of Miss Fine, Miss Fine!
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63. What the devil are you doing here?
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64. Well, apparently,
I'm blowing 40,000 frequent flyer miles.
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65. Look, forgive me.
I'm just a little confused.
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66. I thought, when a couple's
been together as long as we have,
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67. it would be nice to get away
from the kids and work,
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68. so that we can rekindle our romance.
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69. What romance?
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70. Mr. Sheffield, playing hard to get
doesn't really work with me.
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71. Why don't you just go for it?
See if I back off.
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72. Miss Fine, look,
I'm suffering from jet lag.
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73. And I don't want to say anything wrong,
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74. because God knows
you'll never let me forget it.
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75. What could you possibly say that's wrong?
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76. Let's just get to your own room, shall we?
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77. My own room. Two seconds.
There's a new world record.
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78. Miss Fine, I'm here on business.
I can't just drop everything.
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79. Explain to me why I need a baby-sitter.
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80. I'm old enough to fly a chopper
in the Israeli army.
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81. Look, Fran loves us.
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82. She just wants to make sure
we're left in good hands.
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83. You know, this chair is going.
I can feel all the springs.
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84. That's because you sat on me, Yetta.
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85. What?
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86. Smart.
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87. Doing it gradually,
so no one would notice.
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88. Same way you became a woman.
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89. What do you think, Yetta?
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90. I can't comment on the hair
until you take off that beret.
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91. Who is it you look like?
Wait, I know. Do this.
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92. Hey, lady!
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93. Can we be serious for a moment?
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94. Mr. Sheffield telephoned.
He hasn't seen Celine Dion yet.
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95. - What's he doing in London?
- One would hope, Miss Fine.
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96. But if you touch me like this
And when you hold me like that
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97. It was lost long ago
But it's all coming back to me
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98. If you see me like this
And if you need me like that
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99. It was dead long ago
But it's all coming back to me
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100. The flesh and the fantasies
All coming back to me
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101. I can barely recall
But it's all coming back to me now
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102. Isn't she just incredible?
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103. She'll be a sensation on Broadway.
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104. Would you look at these gorgeous clothes.
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105. How I wish that I had a job
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106. where I could change into
designer outfits every five minutes.
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107. Excuse me, where's the sound man?
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108. Thanks. Excuse me, you know, when I sang,
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109. it was like those weird feedbacks
in my ears, like...
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110. What? You sounded gorgeous.
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111. - Hi.
- Hi.
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112. Okay, never mind.
I found the source of the problem.
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113. Celine, you were wonderful,
just wonderful.
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114. Yeah. Great.
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115. So tell me,
have you given any more thought
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116. to the kind of Broadway show
you'd like to do?
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117. Actually, yes, I would love to do a show
with my musical family.
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118. Do you know that my mom wrote
the first song that I have ever recorded?
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119. You know, it goes like this...
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120. - It's such a great song.
- Is that beautiful.
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121. You know, my mother wrote
the first song that I ever sang too.
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122. Charming. I'm sorry for rushing.
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123. I have to go,
you know, this is my only time
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124. while I'm in London,
to really indulge my passion for shopping.
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125. You got a passion for shopping.
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126. I swear, if you weren't Canadian,
internationally successful
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127. and can carry a tune, I'd think
that we were separated at birth.
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128. Well, Celine, what about our project?
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129. You know, I'll let you know.
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130. I'm just not ready to make a commitment.
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131. How's it feel, baby?
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132. So, what do you wanna do now?
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133. I'll tell you, after the day we had today,
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134. all I want to do is take off my clothes
and get into bed.
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135. - Tired?
- No.
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136. Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
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137. Mr. Sheffield...
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138. Where did he go?
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139. Miss Fine, I can't, I'm sorry.
I just can't.
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140. Mr. Sheffield, is there something
that you haven't told me,
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141. something that might have happened
in the Falklands?
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142. Of course not. I'm talking about this.
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143. I'm talking about
what we were about to do.
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144. It just all seems wrong.
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145. You know,
now I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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146. I mean,
you keep giving me mixed messages.
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147. - You act like you want me.
- Of course I want you.
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148. You're a very sexy, beautiful woman.
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149. Now would be a good time
to end this argument.
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150. Miss Fine, don't you see?
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151. What we were about to do here
was a very serious step to take.
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152. You're not just a one-night stand.
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153. Me? Oh, yeah. No, of course not.
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154. Look, Mr. Sheffield, I always thought
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155. that we were going to end up together,
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156. but if it ain't gonna happen now,
it ain't gonna happen.
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157. I didn't say it will never happen.
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158. I think that my chances
are only going to decrease
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159. as I slowly morph into Yetta.
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160. Four years, it's enough already.
I can't take it anymore, it's too difficult.
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161. I'm out of here. I got to go out of here—
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162. Miss Fine, I am not giving into my urges.
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163. The stakes are far too high.
I'm a bloody gentleman after all.
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164. Yes, what is it?
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165. Miss Fine, don't go.
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166. I'm sorry.
I can't take it anymore. It's over.
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167. Niles just had a heart attack.
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168. I can't believe Niles had a heart attack.
Why did I ever leave home?
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169. - Why did I ever go to London?
- Miss Fine, you can't blame yourself.
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170. Was I talking to you?
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171. C.C., thank God.
Where is he? Is he all right?
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172. He's in there, I don't know.
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173. Maxwell, everything was perfectly normal.
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174. I said to Niles,
"I wish I'd gone to England with you."
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175. And he said, "Oh, sure.
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176. You could have visited
your old neighborhood, Stonehenge."
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177. And I said, "You mean the place
where the rocks are older than yours?"
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178. Which I thought was so clever.
And then the scariest thing happened.
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179. - He had the heart attack?
- No, not yet.
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180. There I was waiting for a zinger,
and nothing.
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181. I even set him up again.
I said, "Don't make me get ugly."
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182. But his eyes just rolled up into his head,
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183. and he collapsed on the floor.
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184. I've killed him! It's all my fault!
Don't leave me!
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185. Hector, who is she?
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186. Doctor, I'm Maxwell Sheffield,
Niles' employer.
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187. How is he?
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188. He suffered a mild heart attack,
but I'm very optimistic.
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189. Come on, you can see him.
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190. Mr. Sheffield, look. He looks so helpless.
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191. Doctor, listen,
this man has stood by me my whole life.
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192. You have to help him, whatever it takes.
Money is no object.
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193. Oh, God, look at him.
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194. How can he not have dyed
his eyebrows too?
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195. He's going to be fine.
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196. He just needs to cut down
on the goose liver pâté,
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197. the brie and the chocolate mousse.
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198. So this Godiva would be poison for him.
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199. But it'll help us through
this stressful time.
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200. So, Doctor, is he comfortable?
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201. He's on ten milligrams of morphine.
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202. He'sCheech and Chong comfortable.
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203. - Miss Fine.
- Mr. Sheffield.
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204. Miss Fine, I wanted to say
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205. how much I appreciate your standing by me
at this difficult time.
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206. Let's just get something straight.
I'm not staying here for you.
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207. While Niles is in the hospital,
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208. I wanna make sure that the children
have a home-cooked meal.
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209. And when you cook tonight's meal,
please do remember the action figure.
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210. We still don't have a Yoda.
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211. Excuse me for ordering in.
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212. It's just that I did have
a whole house to clean.
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213. I'm done with the toilets
and I'm never having boys.
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214. I'm surprised you didn't send Brighton
and Maggie to pick up my dry cleaning.
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215. - Don't be ridiculous.
- Okay. Get upstairs.
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216. Move, move, move!
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217. Miss Babcock.
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218. Would you like a cup of coffee?
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219. That is not coffee. It's gravy.
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220. Thank you, Nanny Fine.
I miss him so much.
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221. You know, I was gonna make
a highball in a dribble cup
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222. but it's so messy,
and the kids are all busy.
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Niles and I hated each other,
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224. but that's the only way
I can have a relationship.
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225. When you really get to know me,
I'm not a well woman.
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226. - I know.
- And look, you're being so sweet.
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228. But I won't. It's just not who I am.
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229. Hi, Doc. I brought Niles
some homemade fudge.
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230. Can he eat that yet?
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231. - No.
- No?
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232. Oh, Niles.
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233. Look at you! So sweet.
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I could do for you.
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236. I wish you were awake,
so I could talk to about Mr. Sheffield.
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237. You wanted us to get together
even more than Ma.
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238. Maybe not more than Ma.
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239. Look how sweet you look.
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240. What's going on
in that little head of yours?
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241. Come on, Mr. Sheffield,
it's been 22 years.
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242. Can't you tell me
that you love me already?
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243. Miss Fine...
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244. I'm concerned about the children.
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245. But Gracie is 40.
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246. Maxwell, I'm sorry I'm late,
but my date kept me out all night.
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247. Did he change the locks on you again?
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248. Actually, I didn't even have a date.
I lied to make you jealous.
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249. - Did it work?
- Let's find out.
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250. Wait a minute.
I thought you two hated each other.
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251. Miss Fine, you're no Niles.
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252. You don't know everything
that goes on in this house.
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253. Miss Fine, I'm sorry. I'll wait outside.
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254. That's all right, Mr. Sheffield.
You can stay.
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255. We can share Niles.
He's like our love child.
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256. You know, it's very nice of you
to bring him something,
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257. but you know he can't have sweets.
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258. - It's just dried fruit.
- That he can have.
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259. Miss Fine, it's so strange
seeing him lying there like this.
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260. Even since we were children,
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261. he's always been my protector.
He helped me get through Eaton.
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262. I wasn't much of a scholar.
He helped me get girls.
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263. A guy with a butler is a major turn-on.
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264. Miss Fine, when he gets well,
things are gonna be different.
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265. For a start,
I'm gonna give Niles Saturdays off.
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266. No, I'll need him Saturdays.
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267. I tell you, it really makes you think,
doesn't it.?
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268. - How unpredictable life can be?
- That's right.
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269. That's why you have to live every day
to the fullest.
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270. You never know
when it's gonna be your last.
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272. Mr. Sheffield.
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273. Niles, I'm so glad you're awake.
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274. How are you feeling?
Is there anything I can get for you?
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275. I would like another pillow.
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276. Of course.
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277. All of us here at The Nanny
wanna thank you for 100 fabulous episodes.
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278. We couldn't have done it without you.
Here's to 100 more.
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279. Ma!
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