The Nanny 4x11

Directed by Dorothy Lyman

Renée Taylor as Sylvia Fine • Elizabeth Taylor as Herself • David Starzyk as Steve Goodman • Rachel Chagall as Val • Les Brandt as Rico

Fran decides on a holiday vacation away from the Sheffield's, only to find herself caught in a hurricane.

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1. Has anyone seen my "tropical getaways" brochure?

2. You know, B, you didn't have to steal it.

3. I was gonna donate it to the library under your mattress.

4. - Wait a minute. This isn't my trig book. - Yeah.

5. Guys come up with the lamest excuses.

6. Oh, yeah, like when you told me that you had that whisker burn

7. all over your face from kissing my mother. Hello.

8. Fran, that really happened.

9. Oh, well, I'll give you that one.

10. I wish I could get away for the holidays, but I just have so much work do.

11. Cheers. Gotta keep that nose so bright.

12. Don't you guide his sleigh that night?

13. I've gotta get that flu shot.

14. Fran, does this mean that you won't be with us for Christmas?

15. No, sweetie.

16. Your father and I are taking separate vacations this year.

17. You know, sometimes when two people spend a lot of time together

18. and one's not willing to commit,

19. the other has to take the money that she would've spent on her trousseau

20. and drown her sorrows in Bahama Mamas.

21. You know, it's okay, Fran. It's not like you and Daddy are married

22. - or dating, or even— - Babbling, sweetie.

23. Miss Fine, this is ridiculous.

24. We don't have to take separate vacations.

25. Look, I really think that it'll be better for us

26. and I don't wanna argue about it because my mind's made up.

27. Well, it's a shame.

28. I was thinking of chartering a yacht and cruising off the Greek islands.

29. Well, nothing's set in stone.

30. Well, I'd like to discuss this with you in private.

31. If that's all right with you two.

32. - Yeah, you talking to me? - Did you say something?

33. Come on. Let's go to my office.

34. Whoa, Nellie. Don't you know,

35. it's terribly impolite to listen in on other people's conversations.

36. This from the man who posed for the RCA dog.

37. Now, let go of me. I don't wanna miss this.

38. All right, but be careful. I just...

39. waxed the floor.

40. She was working in a bridal shop In Flushing, Queens

41. 'Till her boyfriend kicked her out In one of those crushing scenes

42. What was she to do Where was she to go

43. She was out on her fanny

44. So over the bridge from Flushing To the Sheffield's door

45. She was there to sell make-up But the father saw more

46. She had style, she had flair She was there

47. That's how she became the Nanny

48. Who would have guessed That the girl we've described

49. Was just exactly what The doctor prescribed

50. Now the father finds her beguiling Watch out C.C.

51. And the kids are actually smiling Such joie de vivre

52. She is the lady in red When everybody else is wearing tan

53. The flashy girl from Flushing The Nanny named Fran

54. I just don't understand

55. why you're suddenly taking a separate vacation.

56. What is the big deal?

57. It's not like we're one of those needy, codependent couples

58. that have to spend every waking moment with each other.

59. Right? Where you going?

60. I just think the holidays are a time for us to be together.

61. Like a warm loving family.

62. Well, I got news for you. A warm loving family

63. requires a legally binding certificate registered with the state

64. and Pottery Barn.

65. Besides, what is this unnatural obsession

66. with you not wanting me to take a vacation by myself?

67. Well, now I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

68. No?

69. I'm taking the entire family on a cruise.

70. - Where you going? - The Caribbean.

71. That's fabulous.

72. Just like me.

73. I know. We're coming with you.

74. What?

75. Now, Miss Fine, wasn't it your idea

76. that Brighton should have a big bar mitzvah-like to-do?

77. Yeah, bar mitzvah on land.

78. We're desert people. We don't like to get wet.

79. That's why we parted the Red Sea.

80. That. Well...

81. Why can't you just be honest, Mr. Sheffield?

82. The reason why you don't want me going on a vacation alone

83. is because you are terrified that I'm gonna meet someone.

84. Yes, you are always sabotaging my dates.

85. That is ridiculous.

86. Every one of your dates I've been on, I behaved like a perfect gentleman.

87. You know, Maxwell, you're welcome to join us.

88. Oh, well, that sounds...

89. terribly inconvenient. Couldn't possibly. Good night.

90. Are you sure?

91. Well, actually...

92. - What kind of car does he drive? - A limo.

93. - Town Car? - Stretch. It's enormous.

94. Bigger than mine?

95. Oy, if it's so important to you, whip yours out of the garage

96. and we'll have a limo-measuring contest.

97. All right, fine.

98. Take your vacation at some tacky resort with its "tequila shooter night"

99. and, oh, yes, the big "Macarena" marathon.

100. For your information, this place happens to be nothing like that.

101. It's very, very classy.

102. Oh, look, they've got a strip limbo contest.

103. If that touches, is he disqualified?

104. Maybe from the contest.

105. Oh, my God!

106. - This is beautiful. It's paradise. - Oh, Fran!

107. Hola and welcome, ladies.

108. My name is Rico. Please, ladies, after you.

109. Oh, well, you know, Rico, in our country, it's customary for the man to go first.

110. Really?

111. God bless America.

112. See, Fran, aren't you glad you came with me?

113. You wouldn't be able to flirt with Rico with Mr. Sheffield all over you,

114. dancing, smearing you with baby oil, taking you for cocktails at sunset.

115. You know, Val, this is why my mother never wanted me to play with you.

116. - Where's the paint? - It's down there.

117. Why?

118. Well, you were in such a rush to get up here,

119. - I felt so— - It doesn't matter!

120. Let's just go down and get it.

121. Now, unlock your lever when I say three. Have you got that, Val? Three.

122. Oh, my God! Val!

123. Fran, look at all these people. We're never gonna get on the first bus.

124. Don't worry. I'll take care of that.

125. Can you believe that gorgeous, two-bedroom apartment

126. on the corner there for only 400 bucks a month?

127. Oh, Val, could you believe how stupid those people— Val!

128. Oh, my God! A roach! A roach!

129. Well, take your shoe off and kill it.

130. - Val, this breeze is just fabulous. - I know.

131. Come on, let's get out of these bulky clothes.

132. Attention guests, a small tropical depression

133. might be heading for the island.

134. So, there will be free cocktails inside the Lido Pavilion.

135. - Free cocktails. - What's it called?

136. Okay, that's canceled.

137. Get in!

138. Mr. Sheffield, a terrible hurricane is gonna hit the island that Franny is on.

139. My baby is gonna die.

140. Sylvia!

141. Hold me. Don't be such a Gentile.

142. Sylvia, I know.

143. I've heard, but it's all... It's gonna be all right. Come on.

144. It's times like this you look up to God and ask, "Why? Why?"

145. Well, now, we can't ask why, Sylvia. It's nature. It's random. It's—

146. No. Why don't you marry my daughter?

147. She'd be home safe with us right now.

148. Now, Sylvia, I appreciate you're upset

149. but I'd prefer not to discuss something

150. that's really between Miss Fine and myself.

151. Make an exception.

152. How often am I here?

153. Here they are, Naomi and Wynonna.

154. Do I smell banana fritters with fresh fruit compote?

155. No.

156. Could I?

157. Ma!

158. Miss Taylor, I'd like you to meet my mother.

159. Sylvia Fine.

160. This meeting bestows an honor upon me

161. which is unparalleled within my universe.

162. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

163. I told them no salt!

164. - Oh, my God. Sun! Sun! - Sun.

165. - Did I get anything? - No!

166. Fran, I'm scared! This is like a real hurricane!

167. Calm down, Val!

168. If it gets really bad, we could always tie ourselves to something sturdy!

169. This will do.

170. If you hadn't waxed the stupid floor, this never would have happened.

171. Oh, come on, don't be such a baby. You're really getting the hang of it.

172. I'm hungry.

173. Well, it's your fault for not showing up for lunch.

174. I was waiting in the dining room for hours!

175. But I served upstairs in the solarium. Why didn't you...

176. Oh...

177. You wouldn't be able to torture me like this if I wasn't in this chair.

178. But you are, Babs, you are.

179. - Coffee? - Yes, please.

180. No!

181. This is ridiculous.

182. I don't know why that stupid store doesn't deliver.

183. They do.

184. Oh, dear, I wonder if I can catch her.

185. Miss Babcock.

186. Maxwell, darling, is that you?

187. Don't turn around.

188. I'm yours.

189. Tell me what you want me to do.

190. Cluck like a chicken.

191. What?

192. It turns me on.

193. Get out of my way.

194. Oh, Niles!

195. Oh, God, this thing is stuck! How do I stop it?

196. Hold on, I'll get the manual.

197. - Niles, are you busy? - Free as a bird, sir.

198. Niles! Niles!

199. Niles!

200. Hurricane Diane continues to cut a path of destruction

201. and is bearing down on the Caribbean. Stay tuned.

202. Niles, I'm awfully worried.

203. What if she dies?

204. Oh, I'll feed her eventually, sir. I'm just screwing with her head.

205. I'm talking about Miss Fine.

206. What if something happens to her?

207. She'll never know how I feel about her.

208. - No one knows. - No one?

209. Hello.

210. Niles, what am I gonna do? These costumes are gonna be ghastly.

211. Was C.C. right?

212. Have I let my judgment be impaired by my feelings for Miss Fine?

213. What feelings are those, sir?

214. - Well, you know. - No, I don't, sir.

215. - Come on, Niles. - But you'd feel much better

216. - if you just said it. - Perhaps you're right.

217. - Maybe I should just admit that— - Knock, knock.

218. Oh, wait!

219. Why is she throwing herself at him anyway?

220. I mean, it's not as if she's never seen a good-looking man before.

221. I've been known to turn a few heads in my time. Right, Niles?

222. You're a brick... house.

223. Mighty, mighty.

224. What do I have to do to convince her she's desirable?

225. Oh, sir, I'm sure you'll think of something.

226. I mean, after all, you're a man, she's a woman.

227. Fill in the blanks.

228. The children are at school.

229. She's lying on the sofa.

230. And if all else fails, what would Pierce Brosnan do?

231. I don't know, Val.

232. - All right. Sela Ward from Sisters. - Yes!

233. You are so good.

234. You know what? I'm gonna call the family at home.

235. Let them know that we're okay.

236. Oh, Mr. Sheffield gave you his phone?

237. Gave, fell in my purse, who remembers?

238. Val, the room is gonna cave in! We're gonna die!

239. Shouldn't our life be flashing before our eyes?

240. Val, we're over 30, single, and in bed with each other.

241. What life?

242. Those poor children.

243. They're gonna be lost without my love and attention.

244. Did you find out who it is yet?

245. Honey, what did I tell you about snooping?

246. - That there should be a lookout. - Good. Go wait in the hall.

247. Right.

248. A hickey, Maggie?

249. Did you really think that you were gonna hide a hickey

250. from me with a little pressed powder?

251. You need oil-based concealer.

252. You know, just forget it. It's too humiliating.

253. Well, what could be so humiliating about being smaller in the locker room?

254. Master Willie is here with his nanny.

255. Now, honey, you go make an entrance and check yourself like I taught you.

256. I'm fine.

257. Well, I am never coming back to this place again.

258. I ordered room service a half an hour ago.

259. Do you see a fajita?

260. Get up. I saw you through the window.

261. - Wait. Miss Fine, - Mr. Sheffield,

262. - this idea of taking a separate vacation - This was a lousy idea.

263. was a horrible idea.

264. - I missed you dreadfully. - I had a terrible time.

265. - And I'm so glad you're back. - Let's never do this again.

266. - What? Nothing. - What? Nothing.

267. The fact is, you're safe and we're all together for the holidays.

268. Yes, and I am never leaving home again.

269. Unless, of course, you're dying to take a trip.

270. Then we can always charter a yacht around the Greek islands.

271. You know, Miss Fine, this will be our fourth Christmas together.

272. It seems like only yesterday you came knocking on our door.

273. - May I see your resume, please? - Yeah, sure.

274. - Crayon? - Lipstick.

275. Of course. What a lovely shade.

276. I hate her.

277. - Now, Brighton, let's not be hasty. - Yeah.

278. I haven't even sung "Climb Every Mountain" yet.

279. Miss Fine, you seem to have listed the Queen Mother as a reference?

280. What? Let me see that.

281. Oh, no. That's not the Queen Mother.

282. That's my mother from Queens.

283. I can't believe that was four years ago and still, I'm only two years older.

284. You didn't think that I could handle this job

285. but I turned out to be quite a professional.

286. While you're here, tell me, should I take this back?

287. I think you should put it on.

288. I already had it on. It flattens out my—

289. Mr. Sheffield, why didn't you say anything?

290. Well, I didn't notice.

291. You didn't... You know, I'm beginning to wonder about you too.

292. I can't get it on. I'm stuck.

293. - Help me. Help me. - Relax, Miss Fine, we'll get it on.

294. No, rip it out.

295. Mr. Sheffield. I'm so hot.

296. I can't do this standing up.

297. Let's get on the bed.

298. If you let me tell Miss Babcock about this, I'll work free for a year.

299. Miss Fine, remember who signs your check.

300. Oh, Mr. Sheffield, I'm not gonna hit you with this.

301. Fake out.

302. Friends?

303. All right, friends.

304. Come here.

305. Look, stop it! Don't! Stop! Stop! Don't! No!

306. But, you know, Mr. Sheffield, out of all the memories,

307. you know which one was my favorite?

308. I now pronounce you husband and wife.

309. Mazel tov.

310. You may kiss the bride.

311. Well, Miss Fine, that never happened.

312. I threw that one in for you guys. Happy holidays.

313. Niles, I got you invited to Greece. Why can't you just relax and enjoy it?

314. Well, I'm sorry, but I can't help feeling that I left something on in the kitchen.