1. These credit card companies
want to know everything.Copy !req
2. Married or single.Copy !req
3. Hate that box.Copy !req
4. Mother's maiden name.Copy !req
5. Kennedy.Copy !req
6. Miss Fine, wasn't lying onCopy !req
7. my gold card application enough?Copy !req
8. Niles, I told you, I was just trying to
make you sound better.Copy !req
9. By listing my occupation
as Frasier's brother?Copy !req
10. Meanwhile, the guy won the Emmy.Copy !req
11. They upped your limit.Copy !req
12. Fran...Copy !req
13. Oh, my God, Val,
something horrible happened?Copy !req
14. Oh, God, Fran, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
15. Somebody died?
Somebody famous?Copy !req
16. Danny.Copy !req
17. Danny Thomas, Danny Kaye.
Danny Bonaduce!Copy !req
18. Oh, and he was so young!Copy !req
19. Who would have thought that he would
have gone before Ruben Kincaid?Copy !req
20. Fran, I'm talking about Danny Imperiali,Copy !req
21. your ex-fiance.Copy !req
22. Oh, him.
Well, when you got to go, you got to go.Copy !req
23. He didn't die.Copy !req
24. He's getting married.Copy !req
25. No! No! Danny, why?Copy !req
26. Danny! Why Danny?
Why not me first?Copy !req
27. So anyway, you didn't hear it from meCopy !req
28. but Fran starts guessing
Danny Thomas, Danny Kaye,Copy !req
29. but Val meant Danny, her ex-fiance,
who's worse than dead.Copy !req
30. He got engaged.Copy !req
31. You lie.Copy !req
32. As if.Copy !req
33. Niles, that is quite enough gossip,
thank you.Copy !req
34. Sorry, sir.
So who's Danny marrying?Copy !req
35. Heather Biblo.
No!Copy !req
36. That tramp that stole him away
from Miss Fine?Copy !req
37. But you didn't hear it from me.Copy !req
38. Pass the cream.Copy !req
39. Oy! I'm plotzing
from this news.Copy !req
40. Well, this is going to destroy Miss Fine.Copy !req
41. Oh, look out. Here she comes.
Everyone act normal.Copy !req
42. I should serve.Copy !req
43. Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
44. Beautiful day, isn't it?Copy !req
45. Now, Miss Fine, we all know
what you're going through.Copy !req
46. It's not healthy for you to keep it
all bottled up inside.Copy !req
47. You've got to let it all out.Copy !req
48. Niles, you had to tell everyone?Copy !req
49. Meanwhile, if you're so concerned about
my problem,Copy !req
50. how come I don't see any stewed prunes
on the table?Copy !req
51. No, no, Miss Fine.Copy !req
52. I'm talking about your ex-fiance
marrying Heather Biblo.Copy !req
53. Oh, that.
I could care less.Copy !req
54. Let somebody else comb the tangles
out of his back.Copy !req
55. I'm telling you, it doesn't bother me.Copy !req
56. Oh, come on, how long have
you people known me?Copy !req
57. What's the first thing I do
when I'm upset?Copy !req
58. Eat a box of Mallomars.Copy !req
59. Uh, rent The Way We Were.Copy !req
60. Blame your mother.Copy !req
61. Good answer. Good answer.
Good answer. Good answer.Copy !req
62. Well, you see, I haven't done anythingCopy !req
63. weird or bizarre or out of the ordinary.Copy !req
64. Who ordered a power drill?Copy !req
65. Ooh, that would be me.Copy !req
66. Right over here.Copy !req
67. Oh, yes.Copy !req
68. I am definitely getting the matching
table saw for this baby.Copy !req
69. Fran, if you're depressed,Copy !req
70. buying things won't make you happy.Copy !req
71. Oh, sweetie,Copy !req
72. you're a very wise little girl, Gracie.Copy !req
73. I'll buy you a toy.Copy !req
74. Hey, if she's happy, I'm happy.Copy !req
75. Miss Fine, what on earth are you going
to do with a power drill?Copy !req
76. Oh, well, I'll find some use for it.Copy !req
77. Like what?Copy !req
78. Uh, latte.Copy !req
79. "Shop Around" by The MiraclesCopy !req
80. Okay, honey, there's one more place
we gotta check out.Copy !req
81. Jersey.Copy !req
82. Fran, I'm tired.
I can't shop any more.Copy !req
83. Oh, what are you, an amateur?Copy !req
84. We haven't even hit Ann Taylor's,Copy !req
85. Contempo Casuals or the Limited.Copy !req
86. Hop on my back.
Hop on my back.Copy !req
87. Fran, you're scaring me.Copy !req
88. You buy something every time
you mention his name.Copy !req
89. - Whose name?
- Danny.Copy !req
90. Oh, could I have this
in mushroom, please?Copy !req
91. Fran, I think you're upset
because Danny's engaged.Copy !req
92. Oh, you are so off base, Gracie.Copy !req
93. Oh, would you look at
how gorgeous this dress is!Copy !req
94. I wish it came in black.Copy !req
95. Donna Karan Lounge Wear, third floor.Copy !req
96. Giorgio sale, on two.Copy !req
97. Makeovers at our Prescriptives counter.Copy !req
98. Fran, I think you have a problem.Copy !req
99. Oh, you're not kidding, honey.
Look at those animals over there.Copy !req
100. They're all grabbing
at the fake Gucci belts.Copy !req
101. Sweetie, work with me.
Work with me.Copy !req
102. Help, help, help!
I had shellfish, and I'm allergic.Copy !req
103. Help! Help!Copy !req
104. Grab the belts.Copy !req
105. Help, help, help, help!Copy !req
106. The suedes, the suedes.Copy !req
107. Niles, what the devil are those things?Copy !req
108. Brrr Animals freezer treats.Copy !req
109. It's our hostess gift for throwing
the Tupperware party.Copy !req
110. What? Here?Copy !req
111. Yes. Didn't Miss Fine
tell you?Copy !req
112. No. Well, if she had,
I never would have agreed to it.Copy !req
113. Then she made the right choice.Copy !req
114. Anyway, Val is now selling Tupperware,
and I thought...Copy !req
115. It's all right, Niles.
Just spare me the details.Copy !req
116. All right. But it's about
Danny and Heather Biblo.Copy !req
117. All right, Niles.
Come on, dish.Copy !req
118. Well, you didn't hear it from me,Copy !req
119. but Heather wants Val
out of the bridal shop,Copy !req
120. so Danny fired her.Copy !req
121. - He didn't.
- He did.Copy !req
122. - Danish ring?
- No. I'm watching.Copy !req
123. Speaking of, Val gained back
the five pounds she lost.Copy !req
124. Well, I was going to say...Copy !req
125. Oh, no, sir, I would wait
until they thaw a bit.Copy !req
126. Otherwise, they stick to your tongue.Copy !req
127. Oh, these look yummy.Copy !req
128. Have one.Copy !req
129. Mmm.Copy !req
130. Niles, what did she say?Copy !req
131. I believe she just quit, sir.Copy !req
132. C.C., I can't understand
a word you're saying.Copy !req
133. She's very uncomfortable
in that dress, sir,Copy !req
134. and should never have tried
to squeeze into a size 6.Copy !req
135. She said that?Copy !req
136. No. But isn't it obvious?Copy !req
137. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
138. Oh, all right, all right.Copy !req
139. Just go outside and stick your tongue
out in the sun.Copy !req
140. Really?Copy !req
141. All right.Copy !req
142. Niles, why didn't you tell her,Copy !req
143. "Just put some hot water on it"?Copy !req
144. Because it's not nearly as funny.
Look.Copy !req
145. Check this out.Copy !req
146. Do I look like I'm ready
for the giant shalom or what?Copy !req
147. That's slalom, Miss Fine.Copy !req
148. And why did you buy a ski outfit
when you don't even ski?Copy !req
149. What ski? If I even make it out
of the lodge in this, it's going back.Copy !req
150. I got you some gifties.Copy !req
151. Oh, thank you.
What's all this for?Copy !req
152. Oh, you know, I was just out,Copy !req
153. so I decided to pick up
a few little trinkets.Copy !req
154. Fran, the man wants to know
where to put the Soloflex.Copy !req
155. Oh, does... does he look like
the guy in the commercial?Copy !req
156. I'll show him.Copy !req
157. Daddy, I'm worried about Fran.Copy !req
158. She's compensating
for feelings of inadequacyCopy !req
159. by acting out with obsessive-compulsive
behavior.Copy !req
160. Now, Gracie, you spend more time
in therapy than Daddy does,Copy !req
161. so once again, small words.Copy !req
162. She's nuts.Copy !req
163. Maxwell, what Gracie is trying to sayCopy !req
164. is that the woman's a shopaholic.Copy !req
165. Sorry. Freezer burn.Copy !req
166. 07-31, right.Copy !req
167. Expiration date?Copy !req
168. My guess, any second.Copy !req
169. Hello?Copy !req
170. Oh, come on in,
Mr. Sheffield.Copy !req
171. Wow! Would you look at the way
that steak just defrosted?Copy !req
172. Boy, I gotta get me one of those.Copy !req
173. Miss Fine, we're all a little concernedCopy !req
174. that your shopping's
got a bit out of hand.Copy !req
175. Oh, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
176. I only bought stuff that I absolutely
needed. Watch out for the saddle.Copy !req
177. Miss Fine, look at all this junk!Copy !req
178. You've got towel racks and a pasta maker,Copy !req
179. a box of hair coloring.Copy !req
180. Hair coloring?
How did that get there?Copy !req
181. I don't use that.Copy !req
182. Miss Fine, this is serious.Copy !req
183. You're a shopaholic.Copy !req
184. Oh, no.Copy !req
185. No, I'm not. I'm not.Copy !req
186. I'm just a social shopper, you know,Copy !req
187. once, twice a day
just to take the edge off.Copy !req
188. Miss Fine, it's obvious to all of us
that you are in, uh...Copy !req
189. Denial.Copy !req
190. Is there a history of shopping
in your family?Copy !req
191. No, no. I mean,
you know, my dad would,Copy !req
192. after work, stop off and pick up a couple
of things with the boys.Copy !req
193. Did you start shopping as a teenager?Copy !req
194. Well, all the girls were doing it.Copy !req
195. Do you have to make a purchase
first thing in the morning?Copy !req
196. Huh? Are holidays
especially rough for you?Copy !req
197. Do you hide your purchases
around the house?Copy !req
198. No, no.
It's not true, I tell you.Copy !req
199. Miss Fine, you need help.Copy !req
200. No, I don't. I don't.Copy !req
201. I can stop whenever I want to.Copy !req
202. It's just...
I like it.Copy !req
203. I mean, when I go to a department storeCopy !req
204. just filled with shiny new things,Copy !req
205. it's like all my problems
go away and I'm flying.Copy !req
206. Miss Fine, look at yourself.Copy !req
207. Oh, my God!Copy !req
208. Mr. Sheffield, you're right.Copy !req
209. I bought coral lipstick!Copy !req
210. I'm sick.Copy !req
211. I'm sick.
I need help.Copy !req
212. Mr. Sheffield, maybe you better send me
to one of those clinics,Copy !req
213. you know, where I could dry out.Copy !req
214. Of course, I'm gonna need
a couple of things.Copy !req
215. Brighton, what on earth are you doingCopy !req
216. with a Victoria's Secret's catalog?Copy !req
217. I'm just getting the jump
on some Christmas shopping.Copy !req
218. Could I have her?Copy !req
219. Give me that.Copy !req
220. I'll throw that away for you, sir.Copy !req
221. All right.
Now listen, everyone.Copy !req
222. Miss Fine will be back from herCopy !req
223. Shoppers Anonymous meeting any second.Copy !req
224. So let's have no more
talk of shopping. Okay?Copy !req
225. Hi, everyone.Copy !req
226. Oh, Niles, that's far too much.
Take half off, would you?Copy !req
227. Oh, no, no. It's okay.Copy !req
228. I don't want anybody
walking on eggshells around me.Copy !req
229. If I begin to falter,Copy !req
230. I'll just say my little prayer.Copy !req
231. God give me the serenityCopy !req
232. to accept the things
that I cannot exchange...Copy !req
233. Change!Copy !req
234. That's all right, Miss Fine.Copy !req
235. The important thing is
that you're getting help.Copy !req
236. That's the first step
on the road to your recovery.Copy !req
237. Well, actually, the first step,Copy !req
238. according to my 12-step program,Copy !req
239. is to apologizeCopy !req
240. because my addiction
has affected all of you.Copy !req
241. So, sorry.Copy !req
242. Okay. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
243. You know, she's right.Copy !req
244. Fran's always dragging me into stores,Copy !req
245. making me buy whatever looked good on me.Copy !req
246. That's not gonna stop, is it?Copy !req
247. Margaret, you're not helping.Copy !req
248. All right, Miss Fine,
what's step number two?Copy !req
249. It's... It's all smudgy. Let's move on
to step number three.Copy !req
250. Oh, no.
It's perfectly clear.Copy !req
251. "Cut up all credit cards."Copy !req
252. Oh, no.
That can't be right.Copy !req
253. It's too cruel.Copy !req
254. I mean, they're like my kids.Copy !req
255. See, this one's the oldest.
Gonna be 12 in June.Copy !req
256. You should have seen what this little guy
bought me for my birthday.Copy !req
257. Just give 'em up, Miss Fine.Copy !req
258. No, no. Oh, please,
just let me keep the one with mileage.Copy !req
259. I'm so close to Israel.Copy !req
260. - Miss Fine.
- Oh.Copy !req
261. Who goes first?Copy !req
262. Oh, here.
I'll take this one.Copy !req
263. It just gives me gas.Copy !req
264. Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.Copy !req
265. It'll be all right, Miss Fine.Copy !req
266. You're just going through withdrawal.Copy !req
267. I need to buy something.Copy !req
268. Oh, it hurts.Copy !req
269. Oh, there she goes again, sir.Copy !req
270. Oh, I just need one fix of the QVC...Copy !req
271. - Oh, no.
- The QVC.Copy !req
272. Joan Rivers' bumblebee pin.
That's all I need!Copy !req
273. You hold her down, Niles.
I've got the credit card receipt.Copy !req
274. Oh, oh, oh! That's it.Copy !req
275. Bloomingdale's.
That's the good stuff.Copy !req
276. You'll be all right, Miss Fine.Copy !req
277. I'll be with you tonight.Copy !req
278. Oh, thank you,
Mr. Sheffield.Copy !req
279. Ah, well, when I say I'll be with you,Copy !req
280. I mean, I'll stay with you.Copy !req
281. I... I don't actually mean
I'll be with you.Copy !req
282. All right. You're not good
at moments, I see.Copy !req
283. Sorry. I'm English.Copy !req
284. Anyway, Mr. Sheffield,
I think that I'm over the hump.Copy !req
285. You go on to bed.
I'll be up in a few minutes.Copy !req
286. - Are you sure you'll be all right?
- Yeah. I'll be fine.Copy !req
287. All right.
Good night, Miss Fine.Copy !req
288. Good night, Mr. Sheffield.Copy !req
289. Don't trust her, sir.
They get very sneaky.Copy !req
290. They'll say or do anything for a fix.Copy !req
291. Oh, please, Niles,
we're talking about Miss...Copy !req
292. She stole my wallet!Copy !req
293. - Miss Fine, do you have my credit cards?
- No.Copy !req
294. Stay!Copy !req
295. Give it to me. Give it to me.
Give it to me.Copy !req
296. Give it to me.
Give it to me.Copy !req
297. Drop, drop, drop it.Copy !req
298. That's a good girl.Copy !req
299. Good. Good.Copy !req
300. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
301. Oh, I want it.Copy !req
302. Give it to me.Copy !req
303. Does it come in navy?Copy !req
304. Miss Fine, wake up. Wake up, Miss Fine.
It's morning.Copy !req
305. We did it.Copy !req
306. We did?Copy !req
307. I didn't even feel anything.
Oh, but you were great, Mr. Sheffield.Copy !req
308. Oh, no, no. Miss Fine,Copy !req
309. I mean you made it through the night
without buying anything.Copy !req
310. Oh, I did.Copy !req
311. And you know, they say
that the first 24 hours are the hardest.Copy !req
312. So now the worst is behind me.Copy !req
313. All I have to do is avoid temptation.Copy !req
314. Hi, Fran. I'm here to set up
for the Tupperware party.Copy !req
315. Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
hold me. Hold me.Copy !req
316. Oh, Fran, I'm so sorry...Copy !req
317. Niles, is the Tupperware
invasion over yet?Copy !req
318. Oh, sorry, sir.
Just admiring my bag saver.Copy !req
319. It's for storing old bags.Copy !req
320. Here, Miss Babcock's
always wanted her own office.Copy !req
321. Niles, just tell me,
how did Miss Fine hold up?Copy !req
322. Oh, she was fine through the Jazzy
Tumblers and the RemarkaBowls,Copy !req
323. when who should walk in
but Heather Biblo?Copy !req
324. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
325. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
326. And she is out to here.Copy !req
327. - Preggers?
- Well, you didn't hear it from me.Copy !req
328. Poor, Miss Fine.
She must be devastated.Copy !req
329. Well, you would have been
very proud of her, sir.Copy !req
330. She gave me a big hugCopy !req
331. and then went straight to her
Shoppers Anonymous meeting.Copy !req
332. What?Copy !req
333. Oh, very nice of her
to give you a big hug, wasn't it?Copy !req
334. Oh, yes. I thought...Copy !req
335. Oh, stop her, sir.
I just cashed my check.Copy !req
336. Do you know where she went?
Well, with what you pay me,Copy !req
337. probably an outlet store in Jersey.Copy !req
338. But you didn't hear that from me.Copy !req
339. Shoppers, the mall
will be closing in 10 minutes.Copy !req
340. Oh, just one more pair of earrings.Copy !req
341. Don't you think you've had enough?Copy !req
342. Just a couple of hoops
for the road, lady.Copy !req
343. There you are, Miss Fine.
I've been looking for you for hours.Copy !req
344. Oh, Mr. Sheffield, go away.Copy !req
345. I don't want you to see me like this.Copy !req
346. Okay.Copy !req
347. Miss Fine, this... this shopping
is purely symptomatic.Copy !req
348. You're transferring your feelings of loss
for DannyCopy !req
349. by trying to fill the void in your life
with... with things.Copy !req
350. Have you been talking to Grace?Copy !req
351. Yeah.Copy !req
352. Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
it's not about losing Danny.Copy !req
353. It's about what it represents.Copy !req
354. I mean, as long as he was
a single miserable loser, I was happy.Copy !req
355. But now he's getting married.Copy !req
356. He's gonna have a family.Copy !req
357. And what have I got?Copy !req
358. I mean, the years are passing me by,Copy !req
359. Twenty-seven, 28, 29, 29, 29Copy !req
360. Miss Fine, your time will come.Copy !req
361. You're a wonderful woman,Copy !req
362. and any man would be
thrilled to have you.Copy !req
363. Well, I... I...Copy !req
364. I don't mean exactly
have you. I mean...Copy !req
365. All right, all right.
You're not good at moments, I know.Copy !req
366. Look, Miss Fine, I...
I know you want a family of your own,Copy !req
367. but, well, in the meantime,Copy !req
368. do you think you could settleCopy !req
369. for three children who adore youCopy !req
370. and a man whose life would
be very empty without you?Copy !req
371. Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
that's very sweet.Copy !req
372. But even Danny, who is the biggest
schnook in the world,Copy !req
373. has found someone to love.Copy !req
374. What if that doesn't happen to me?Copy !req
375. Don't you ever feel that way?Copy !req
376. Yes, I...Copy !req
377. I... Oh, I'm...Copy !req
378. I'm terribly sorry, Miss Fine.Copy !req
379. I... I really shouldn't
have done that.Copy !req
380. It's... It's just that you
were so... And I was...Copy !req
381. And you were...Copy !req
382. Where?Copy !req
383. Where are you, Miss...
Oh, my God, Miss Fine!Copy !req
384. Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
385. Are you all right?Copy !req
386. Well, what happened?Copy !req
387. What?
You don't remember?Copy !req
388. No.Copy !req
389. Gee, I must have had
one of those shoppers' blackouts.Copy !req
390. You know, a girl in our groupCopy !req
391. had one the day after Thanksgiving.Copy !req
392. They found her buried in a sales bin
of Calvin Klein jeans,Copy !req
393. the Loose Fit.
How's that for humiliating?Copy !req
394. Miss, I'm closing the register.Copy !req
395. Would you like me to ring these up?Copy !req
396. Oh, sure. If you don't mind,
just put them all in...Copy !req
397. Oh, come to think of it...Copy !req
398. Yeah, I don't think I want them any more.Copy !req
399. Gee, I don't know what happened,Copy !req
400. but whatever it was,
it was exactly what I needed.Copy !req
401. You know, it's strange.Copy !req
402. I think I'm over that
whole shopping thing,Copy !req
403. but suddenly I've got
such an urge for a cigarette.Copy !req