1. So, Fran, did you finish sewing my bear?Copy !req
2. While I was in there,
I took some stuffing out of her stomachCopy !req
3. and I put it in her lips.Copy !req
4. I wanted her to look like a Care Bear.Copy !req
5. Well, now she looks like a Cher bear.Copy !req
6. Oh, wow.Copy !req
7. Hi, Mr. Sheffield.
Don't you look handsome.Copy !req
8. - Got a hot date tonight?
- Yes, but I'm missing a stud.Copy !req
9. Yeah, well, who isn't?Copy !req
10. Forget it. I'm not taking you
to the movies, you little worm.Copy !req
11. Why not? Your friends won't mind.
They're really nice to me.Copy !req
12. That's 'cause I told them
you only had six months to live.Copy !req
13. So, what time's my curfew tonight?Copy !req
14. Ten if you go with the worm,
nine if you go wormless.Copy !req
15. - There. Now you're perfect.
- Thank you, Miss Fine.Copy !req
16. Oh, where are you going?Copy !req
17. Tonight is my Butler's Association
meeting.Copy !req
18. - Oh, a walk on the wild side?
- You said it.Copy !req
19. Sometimes we listen to recordings
of doorbells and don't get up.Copy !req
20. Oh, you...Copy !req
21. Well, Gracie, it looks like
it's just you and me, babe.Copy !req
22. I've got a dinner date.
SpaghettiOs at Bernard's.Copy !req
23. Well, can I come if I bring my own can?Copy !req
24. Sorry. Our relationship's
at that fragile stage.Copy !req
25. Everybody's got their own life but me.Copy !req
26. Well, Cher, I got you, babe.Copy !req
27. Thank God.Copy !req
28. - Hi, Fran. I knew you'd be home.
- Hi, Val. Oh, yeah, well,Copy !req
29. it's official: I peaked in high school.Copy !req
30. I rented Single White Female
and I picked up a box of Slim Fast bars.Copy !req
31. You know, Val, after ten bars,
you don't get slim so fast.Copy !req
32. Do I have news for you!Copy !req
33. Danny broke up with Heather Biblow.Copy !req
34. How'd you hear that?Copy !req
35. Oh, from the information superhighway,
my mother.Copy !req
36. Did she tell you Danny's
been asking about you nonstop?Copy !req
37. Oh, I could care less.Copy !req
38. You know, when I dumped himCopy !req
39. and marched myself
out of that bridal shop—Copy !req
40. No. Remember? Danny dumped you
for Heather Biblow,Copy !req
41. and then he fired you
so she could have your job.Copy !req
42. Val, it was a while ago.
It's all very fuzzy, okay?Copy !req
43. Just go talk to him, Frannie.
You two are meant for each other.Copy !req
44. Look, Val, the guy dumped me.Copy !req
45. There isn't anything
you're gonna say or doCopy !req
46. that's gonna make me want
to set foot into that bridal shop.Copy !req
47. This time, you can dump him.Copy !req
48. - What time does he open?
- See?Copy !req
49. She was working in a bridal shop
In Flushing, QueensCopy !req
50. 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
In one of those crushing scenesCopy !req
51. What was she to do, where was she to go?
She was out on her fannyCopy !req
52. So, over the bridge from Flushing
To the Sheffields' doorCopy !req
53. She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw moreCopy !req
54. She had style, she had flair She was thereCopy !req
55. That's how she became the NannyCopy !req
56. Who would have guessed
That the girl we describedCopy !req
57. Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed?Copy !req
58. - Now the father finds her beguiling
- Watch out, C.C.Copy !req
59. - And the kids are actually smiling
- Such joie de vivre!Copy !req
60. She's the lady in red
When everybody else is wearing tanCopy !req
61. The flashy girl from Flushing
The Nanny named FranCopy !req
62. We got a customer, Mr. Imperiali.Copy !req
63. You brought the kids here?Copy !req
64. Well, I would have tied them to the meter,
but Mr. Sheffield frowns on that.Copy !req
65. Maggie, look. It's your new boyfriend.Copy !req
66. He's got your personality, too.Copy !req
67. And your equipment.Copy !req
68. Fran? Babe, look at you.
You look like a million bucks.Copy !req
69. Oh, it's just something I threw together.Copy !req
70. You changed your outfit 15 times.Copy !req
71. - She can't count. She's only six.
- I'm seven.Copy !req
72. See what I mean?Copy !req
73. Come on, kids. Let's go check
the pay phone for quarters.Copy !req
74. Fran, I...Copy !req
75. You know, my mother really misses you.Copy !req
76. Oh, did she get the Isotoners
I sent her for Christmas?Copy !req
77. Yeah, that was really sweet.
You know, especially consideringCopy !req
78. the circumstances.Copy !req
79. Well, I don't hate her guts.Copy !req
80. She didn't dump me for Heather Biblow.Copy !req
81. I'm sorry. I had to have
a cheap, tawdry affairCopy !req
82. just to really appreciate you.Copy !req
83. You were with her for six months.Copy !req
84. I had to be sure.Copy !req
85. Well, I could care less.Copy !req
86. Look, if you could care less,
then why do you come down hereCopy !req
87. looking like you're looking?Copy !req
88. Just to let you know
what you're never gonna have again.Copy !req
89. - Suffer.
- I am.Copy !req
90. Frannie, I still want you.Copy !req
91. And something tells me
you still want me, too.Copy !req
92. I don't.Copy !req
93. I don't.Copy !req
94. No. I'm not coming back hereCopy !req
95. so that I can waste
another three years of my lifeCopy !req
96. waiting for you
not to ask me to marry you.Copy !req
97. All right. All right.
I'm gonna do it right now.Copy !req
98. Come here.Copy !req
99. Frannie Fine...Copy !req
100. will you marry me?Copy !req
101. - What?
- I'm asking you to marry me.Copy !req
102. I miss you. I love you.
Come on. What do you say?Copy !req
103. What do I say?Copy !req
104. You led me on for three years.Copy !req
105. You cheated on me.Copy !req
106. You fired me.Copy !req
107. So?Copy !req
108. So, I'm gonna have to think about it.Copy !req
109. Ma!Copy !req
110. Ma, good news. It finally happened.Copy !req
111. I got proposed to.Copy !req
112. Thank you!Copy !req
113. Ma! Ma! Calm down. Calm down.Copy !req
114. You're gonna make it start to rain.Copy !req
115. Oh, Frannie, your father and I
have been waiting for this dayCopy !req
116. since the moment you were born.Copy !req
117. Now we can die.Copy !req
118. Morty, you can start smoking again!Copy !req
119. - Ma, I haven't said yes yet.
- Morty, put away the cigar.Copy !req
120. What is to think about?
He's handsome. He's rich.Copy !req
121. He's already got three children,Copy !req
122. which, trust me,Copy !req
123. your pelvis will thank you for.Copy !req
124. Ma, it's not Mr. Sheffield.Copy !req
125. - It's not?
- No.Copy !req
126. The boss never marries the help.
Look at Tony and Angela.Copy !req
127. Eight years he wasted on her.Copy !req
128. He was so heartbroken,
he skied into a tree.Copy !req
129. Major Nelson and Jeannie tied the knot.Copy !req
130. If she had any commitment at all
to that relationshipCopy !req
131. she would've given up her apartment.Copy !req
132. It was a bottle.
They kept it on top of the mantel.Copy !req
133. All I'm saying is—
What the hell am I saying?Copy !req
134. How the hell should I know?
So, who are you marrying?Copy !req
135. Danny. Who do you think?Copy !req
136. What? What's the matter?Copy !req
137. You were always so hot to see
me and Danny together.Copy !req
138. Now you're giving me a lukewarm "oi"?Copy !req
139. I didn't like the way he treated you
during that whole Heather Biblow thing.Copy !req
140. He's a real trombenik.Copy !req
141. So, he made a mistake.Copy !req
142. He begged me to come back.Copy !req
143. He cried that he loved me.Copy !req
144. He cried?Copy !req
145. Oh, I love a man who cries.Copy !req
146. Except Jerry Lewis
at the end of the telethon.Copy !req
147. Ma, I don't know what to do.
Tell me what to do.Copy !req
148. I don't know. Do you love him?Copy !req
149. How do you ever know?Copy !req
150. How did you know that you were
in love with Dad?Copy !req
151. His dimples.Copy !req
152. - Daddy doesn't have dimples.
- Not where you could see.Copy !req
153. But he always treated me like a lady.Copy !req
154. Every weekend, he would take me
to his favorite restaurantCopy !req
155. and he never once
let me carry my own tray.Copy !req
156. Well, Danny is not quite as gallant
as Dad was,Copy !req
157. but I'll tell you, when he took me
in his arms today and kissed me,Copy !req
158. boy, did it bring back memories.Copy !req
159. It reminded me of the time
when you and Dad went to Puerto RicoCopy !req
160. and Danny came over, and I said,Copy !req
161. "You can't come in here, Danny Imperiali,Copy !req
162. because my parents said,
'No boys allowed.'"Copy !req
163. Oh, Ma, I don't know what to do.Copy !req
164. I mean, all my life
I've been wanting Danny to propose,Copy !req
165. and now that he finally does,
all I keep thinking aboutCopy !req
166. is how much I love those three kids.Copy !req
167. I know, sweetheart,
but it's still just a job.Copy !req
168. Don't you want a life of your own?Copy !req
169. You know I do.Copy !req
170. So?Copy !req
171. - So, I guess I'm getting married.
- Mazel tov!Copy !req
172. Light up, Morty!Copy !req
173. Ma!Copy !req
174. Oh, Niles, don't take it so hard.Copy !req
175. It's the onions.Copy !req
176. I mean, I can still come and visit.
You can come to Queens.Copy !req
177. We can go bowling.Copy !req
178. If you don't like bowling,
we can play miniature golf.Copy !req
179. That's better.Copy !req
180. Say, where should I have
the engagement party?Copy !req
181. Mongolian barbecue or Benny's Clam Bar?Copy !req
182. Tough choice.Copy !req
183. Which has the indoor restrooms?Copy !req
184. You think that's important?
All right, Benny's.Copy !req
185. Why don't you have it at your favorite
little Italian place in the Village?Copy !req
186. Danny doesn't really like
to come into the city.Copy !req
187. Oh, yes, Manhattan has so little to offer.Copy !req
188. All right, we don't have as much
in common as we used to,Copy !req
189. but I'll work on all that
after we're married.Copy !req
190. Good thinking. Men are so easy to change.Copy !req
191. - What's that supposed to mean?
- Oh, nothing.Copy !req
192. - Have you told Mr. Sheffield yet?
- No, but...Copy !req
193. you know. He's so busy,
and I don't want to just barge in.Copy !req
194. Yes, I know how you hate to do that.Copy !req
195. Mr. Sheffield, I'm getting married.Copy !req
196. I mean, you? To who?
Oh, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
197. Do you need a dress, a ring,
a ride to temple?Copy !req
198. I'm feeling positively giddy!Copy !req
199. I have a million phone calls to make.
I'm so happy!Copy !req
200. For you, dear.Copy !req
201. Happy is not a good color for that woman.Copy !req
202. So...Copy !req
203. - who's the lucky man?
- Danny Imperiali.Copy !req
204. What? I can't believe it.Copy !req
205. After he lied and cheated on you
with Heather Biblow? How could you?Copy !req
206. Well, if I could forgive him,
I would think you certainly could.Copy !req
207. Right.Copy !req
208. Well, then, this is good news.Copy !req
209. Oh, I couldn't be happier for you.Copy !req
210. You couldn't?Copy !req
211. Oh, me too.Copy !req
212. I...Copy !req
213. I suppose this means you'll be leaving us.Copy !req
214. I guess so.Copy !req
215. But I'll stay on until you find someone
to replace me.Copy !req
216. No one could ever replace you, Miss Fine.Copy !req
217. I mean, who else is gonna
turn up to breakfastCopy !req
218. in those loud, inappropriate bathrobes?Copy !req
219. I'll leave a few for Niles.Copy !req
220. Well...Copy !req
221. You'll be greatly missed...Copy !req
222. by the children.Copy !req
223. I'll miss them, too.Copy !req
224. - I wish you all the luck in the world.
- Thank you.Copy !req
225. And listen, I'd like to help you
with your honeymoon.Copy !req
226. Oh, well, it's a little breaking
with tradition, but I'll ask Danny.Copy !req
227. No, Miss Fine, I...Copy !req
228. - I meant financially.
- Oh, well. That'll be nice, too.Copy !req
229. So, would you like me to be there
when you tell the children?Copy !req
230. Oh, do we have to tell the children?Copy !req
231. I think they'll notice you're missing.Copy !req
232. Can't you just tell them
I'm taking a bath?Copy !req
233. Miss Fine, you'll be gone forever.Copy !req
234. Tell them I'm putting on my makeup.Copy !req
235. Children, Miss Fine
has something to tell you.Copy !req
236. Oh, sorry. Go on.Copy !req
237. - I can't.
- Come on, Miss Fine.Copy !req
238. It won't be as hard as you think.Copy !req
239. Well, remember Danny from the bridal shop?Copy !req
240. You mean that back-stabbing,
two-timing creep?Copy !req
241. Well, he's getting married,
and you're all invited.Copy !req
242. - That's great.
- That'll be fun.Copy !req
243. So, what idiot fell for that loser?Copy !req
244. I know! I know!Copy !req
245. Oh, my God. You're getting married?Copy !req
246. Well. This is going to be a problem.Copy !req
247. Your closet's barely big enough
for your clothes.Copy !req
248. He's not moving in with her.Copy !req
249. Well, that's not gonna be
much of a marriage.Copy !req
250. Wake up, twerp. Fran's leaving us.Copy !req
251. Don't worry, children.
You still have Aunt C.C.Copy !req
252. Oh, come on, children,
you'll still be able to see Miss Fine.Copy !req
253. Yeah, yeah, that's right,
on all the major holidays.Copy !req
254. We'll spend Christmas together,
Fourth of July,Copy !req
255. the back room sale at Loehmann's.Copy !req
256. Yeah, sure, we'll stay in touch
for a while, then you'll just forget us.Copy !req
257. And we'll forget her.Copy !req
258. Hey, kids, you know when I'm down
in the dumps what cheers me up?Copy !req
259. A fifth of Scotch
and a fresh pack of batteries?Copy !req
260. Nanny Fine, how I'll miss that wit.Copy !req
261. No. Actually, I was referring to singing.Copy !req
262. For she's a jolly good fellowCopy !req
263. For she's a jolly good fellow
Which nobody can denyCopy !req
264. Which nobody can deny
Which nobody can denyCopy !req
265. Well, thank you so much. We'll call you.Copy !req
266. When hell freezes over.Copy !req
267. Oh, what was wrong with her, sir?Copy !req
268. She has 20 years' experience,
speaks five languages,Copy !req
269. is a registered nurse.Copy !req
270. She had no style, no sense of humor,
and her hair was...Copy !req
271. oddly flat.Copy !req
272. Oh, yes. You're right, sir.
I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
273. Oh, the truth is, Niles,Copy !req
274. I've come to depend on Miss Fine
for everything.Copy !req
275. - Everything, sir?
- Well, all those thingsCopy !req
276. I don't depend on you for.Copy !req
277. Who could've known
it would be so hard to say goodbye?Copy !req
278. Actually, it's not goodbye for me, sir.Copy !req
279. Miss Fine is taking me
miniature golfing next week.Copy !req
280. I just wish to God
there was some way to...Copy !req
281. No, it just wouldn't be right to interfere
with Miss Fine's chance at happiness.Copy !req
282. Yes. After all,Copy !req
283. some of us only get one shot at it,
don't we, sir?Copy !req
284. I was in love once.Copy !req
285. I say, I was in love once.Copy !req
286. Oh, I'm sorry, Niles.
Did you want to tell me about it?Copy !req
287. Yes. It was Catherine. The housekeeper.Copy !req
288. We never spoke of it,
but there were signs.Copy !req
289. A look, a wink, a shared laugh.Copy !req
290. But I never did anything about it...Copy !req
291. so she married someone else,
and I never saw her again.Copy !req
292. Of course, no one ever knew.Copy !req
293. Oh, good God, man, the whole house knew.Copy !req
294. We were taking bets
on when you two would get together.Copy !req
295. The incredible thing is,
you let her get away.Copy !req
296. Yes, I was remarkably stupid,
wasn't I, sir?Copy !req
297. Why can't we just tell Fran not to go?Copy !req
298. Because it's something she wants,
and since we're her friends,Copy !req
299. we should want it for her.Copy !req
300. Can't you just offer some more money?Copy !req
301. Brighton!Copy !req
302. I have. It didn't work.Copy !req
303. You never offered Catherine more money.Copy !req
304. I could've had a life.Copy !req
305. If Catherine had ever cleaned
behind the refrigerator, you might.Copy !req
306. This is good. We're all venting.
It'll make us feel better.Copy !req
307. Oh, shut up, Gracie.Copy !req
308. You're right. I do feel better.Copy !req
309. Oh, come on, everyone.
Look, I know it's hard to say goodbye,Copy !req
310. but I want us all to act like grown-ups.Copy !req
311. Which nobody can deny
Which nobody can denyCopy !req
312. Why so glum? It's a happy occasion.Copy !req
313. She's getting married.Copy !req
314. Oh, you people are so selfish.Copy !req
315. Miss Fine, may I help you with those?Copy !req
316. Maybe you could just take my makeup bag.Copy !req
317. Yes.Copy !req
318. Isn't anybody going to say anything?Copy !req
319. Hey, Fran! Come on, honey!
I'm double-parked out here!Copy !req
320. Oh, he sounds charming.Copy !req
321. - Look at her go.
- The woman could deliver for Domino's.Copy !req
322. Yeah. If she doesn't come hot, she's free.Copy !req
323. Come in, come in. She's all ready to go.Copy !req
324. - Hey.
- Oh, hi, Danny.Copy !req
325. - Hi, sweetheart.
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
326. I just want you to meet my boss.Copy !req
327. Maxwell Sheffield,
this is Danny Imperiali.Copy !req
328. - How's it hanging?
- I beg your pardon? What?Copy !req
329. We have a bit of a language barrier here.
Mr. Sheffield speaks English.Copy !req
330. Come on, children.
Help me with the luggage.Copy !req
331. I'm gonna buy you a whole new set
for the honeymoon.Copy !req
332. These bags are so old.Copy !req
333. - Takes one to know one.
- Takes one to know one.Copy !req
334. - Jinx! Buy me a Coke.
- Jinx! Buy me a Coke.Copy !req
335. Oh, you, Scarecrow,
I'm gonna miss most of all.Copy !req
336. - I'll get the rest of your things.
- Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
337. It's the powder-blue van
with "Danny's Parisian Brides for Less"Copy !req
338. - printed on both sides.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
339. We could've been wandering around
out there for hours.Copy !req
340. Well, honey, take a last look around.
Your nanny days are over.Copy !req
341. We'll certainly miss her.Copy !req
342. You know,
if you're in a little bit of a bind,Copy !req
343. I mean, I could work a few days a week.
Monday through Friday.Copy !req
344. No way Danny Imperiali's wife
is gonna take a job.Copy !req
345. I thought you wanted me
to work in the bridal shop.Copy !req
346. Yeah, but I wasn't gonna pay you.Copy !req
347. I'm kidding. Come on, honey,
you're gonna be a lady of leisure.Copy !req
348. You're just gonna cook, clean,
take care of me and take care of the kids.Copy !req
349. Oh, yabba dabba doo,
I don't have to walk Dino?Copy !req
350. Well, Miss Fine, is that everything?Copy !req
351. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
352. Unless you want to give me this one
as a parting gift.Copy !req
353. - I wrote you a poem, Fran.
- You did?Copy !req
354. F is for the fun we have togetherCopy !req
355. R is for the rummy that we playCopy !req
356. A is for the answers to my questionsCopy !req
357. And N is for the nasal things you sayCopy !req
358. We're all gonna miss that sound.Copy !req
359. Come on, honey.
The tunnel is backing up here.Copy !req
360. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
361. I love you.Copy !req
362. I love you. I'll call you.Copy !req
363. Brighton, don't you want to give me a hug?Copy !req
364. No. I hate you.Copy !req
365. Oh, come on, B.Copy !req
366. You're not making this any easier on me.Copy !req
367. Yeah, well, why should I?
You're not making this very easy on us.Copy !req
368. - Now, Brighton, that's quite enough.
- Well, he's right.Copy !req
369. I mean, you told us to pretend like
we're happy about this, but we're not.Copy !req
370. We're losing our best friend.Copy !req
371. You're telling them
to lie about their feelings?Copy !req
372. I haven't even gone yet,
and you're already making mistakes?Copy !req
373. I did it for you.Copy !req
374. You think it's easy for us
to watch you walk out that doorCopy !req
375. and throw your life away
on that neanderthal?Copy !req
376. Well, I'm sorry, old man, but—Copy !req
377. Hey. Hey. I'm younger than you.Copy !req
378. Miss Fine, it... All right, it's true.
The children will miss you.Copy !req
379. I'll miss you.Copy !req
380. But you've made us all so happy here.Copy !req
381. We just want you to be happy now.Copy !req
382. I don't want to go!Copy !req
383. - Do something, you big oaf.
- You're damn right I will!Copy !req
384. Come on, honey,
you're embarrassing me here.Copy !req
385. Danny, I don't want...
I don't want to hurt you,Copy !req
386. but I think I've outgrown you.Copy !req
387. No, honey, you're just wearing heels.Copy !req
388. Were you always this stupid?Copy !req
389. Yeah.Copy !req
390. Nothing's changed.Copy !req
391. Maybe you got a little smarter.Copy !req
392. No, I think he was always this stupid.Copy !req
393. - Hey, are you dumping me?
- No, I would never—Copy !req
394. Come to think of it, I think I am.Copy !req
395. Gee, it doesn't feel as good
as I thought it would.Copy !req
396. Baby, I love you! You love me!Copy !req
397. At least you love this, huh?Copy !req
398. - I still got it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
399. But I don't want it anymore.Copy !req
400. No?Copy !req
401. You want it?Copy !req
402. Two seconds. Time heals all wounds.Copy !req
403. Wait! We'll win her back!
We can get flowers, perfume!Copy !req
404. She needs a new car!
I'll pay for everything!Copy !req
405. Come on, everyone, let's celebrate!
Four Seasons, and it's on me.Copy !req
406. - Oh, no. My treat, my treat.
- No, Miss Fine, I'm paying.Copy !req
407. Oh, no, I insist. I'll use the money
you gave me for the honeymoon.Copy !req
408. You didn't think you were
ever gonna see that again, did you?Copy !req
409. - Well, just consider it a bonus.
- Thanks.Copy !req
410. - Welcome back, Miss Fine.
- Thank you, Mr. Sheffield.Copy !req
411. - It's good to be back.
- I just...Copy !req
412. I just hope you made the right decision.Copy !req
413. I did.Copy !req
414. Hi.Copy !req
415. Don't say anything,
but I just upgraded myself from coach.Copy !req
416. I'm Fran Fine. What's your name?Copy !req
417. Jeff Sagansky.
This is my daughter, Gillian.Copy !req
418. - So, what do you do?
- I develop shows for CBS.Copy !req
419. You know, I'm a nanny,
and a lot of people tell meCopy !req
420. that my life would make a great sitcom.Copy !req
421. Stewardess, how many hours left
on this flight?Copy !req
422. You see, I was working
in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,Copy !req
423. 'til my boyfriend kicked me out
in one of those crushing scenes.Copy !req
424. Where was I to go? What was I to do?Copy !req
425. I was out on my fanny. Pardon my French.Copy !req