1. Aunt Lily, what
a beautiful purse.Copy !req
2. It's a silk purse made out
of a sow's ear. Thank you.Copy !req
3. Happy birthday, dear,
and many happy returns.Copy !req
4. That's from me. What
an unusual wallet.Copy !req
5. It's imported tarantula skin.Copy !req
6. Thank you, Grandpa.Copy !req
7. Oh, and that one's from me.Copy !req
8. It can go in the wallet.Copy !req
9. Like M-O-N-E-Y?Copy !req
10. Like something even better.Copy !req
11. Uncle Herman, that's the best
picture I've ever seen of you.Copy !req
12. I know.Copy !req
13. Some present!Copy !req
14. Oh, Grandpa.Copy !req
15. Thank you, Uncle Herman. Catch.Copy !req
16. Herman. Marilyn, open Eddie's.Copy !req
17. Eddie, you shouldn't have
spent your allowance on me.Copy !req
18. I didn't. I found it in
an old trunk in the attic.Copy !req
19. Oh, a ring!Copy !req
20. Look. It's exquisite.Copy !req
21. Oh, no!Copy !req
22. The Fregosi Emerald!Copy !req
23. Pop, is this what they
look like down at the parlor?Copy !req
24. More or less.Copy !req
25. Except, down at the parlor
they look more lifelike.Copy !req
26. Eddie, we'll talk about what
they look like down at the parlor...Copy !req
27. after you do your homework.Copy !req
28. Gee, Mom!Copy !req
29. Edward.Copy !req
30. What happened?Copy !req
31. You took one look at the ring that
Eddie brought down from the attic...Copy !req
32. you said, "Oh, no,
the Fregosi Emerald."Copy !req
33. And you hit the ground
like a loose tombstone.Copy !req
34. Where's Marilyn?Copy !req
35. She went out with Roger Davis.Copy !req
36. It's the fourth straight date.Copy !req
37. Sounds serious.Copy !req
38. The last time she was
out four nights in a row...Copy !req
39. she had a job walking
the neighbor's dog.Copy !req
40. Where did she put the ring?Copy !req
41. She didn't leave it
anywhere. She wore it.Copy !req
42. Why didn't you stop her?
Why should we stop her?Copy !req
43. Because the Fregosi
Emerald has a curse on it.Copy !req
44. And anyone who wears it is
guaranteed horrible bad luck.Copy !req
45. Oh, dear! Why did Eddie
have to give her that ring?Copy !req
46. Lily, pay no attention, dear.Copy !req
47. A ring can't put a curse on you.Copy !req
48. It's just another of Grandpa's
silly old superstitions.Copy !req
49. "Another of Grandpa's
silly old superstitions," is it?Copy !req
50. Well, I'll have you know that
it's another of Grandpa's facts...Copy !req
51. as verified by the
Encyclopedia of Voodoo!Copy !req
52. That book is nothing but a
collection of undocumented drivel.Copy !req
53. "In the year 1623, in Werewolf
Junction, Transylvania...Copy !req
54. "a curse was placed
on an emerald ring by...Copy !req
55. "Duke Ferdinand Fregosi,
a sore loser at love."Copy !req
56. "The ring is known as
the Fregosi Emerald.Copy !req
57. "And the Fregosi Curse
inflicts severe misfortune on...Copy !req
58. whosoever may wear it."Copy !req
59. There we are, Herman.Copy !req
60. In black and white.Copy !req
61. I don't care whether it's in blue
and green with yellow polka dots.Copy !req
62. I say there is no such thing
as a ring with a curse on it.Copy !req
63. Excuse me.Copy !req
64. Herman.Copy !req
65. Oh, Uncle Herman, I never
thought I'd get home alive!Copy !req
66. Did Roger try and
get fresh with you?Copy !req
67. Oh, Aunt Lily!Copy !req
68. It's all right, dear. Come
inside and sit down.Copy !req
69. First of all, Roger slammed
the car door on my skirt...Copy !req
70. and he just tore it in half.Copy !req
71. Then we got into argument about
whether we should have the top up...Copy !req
72. or whether it should be down...Copy !req
73. and the top came up
and it caught my sleeve.Copy !req
74. Then a strange fog came up...Copy !req
75. and it just ruined
my new hairdo.Copy !req
76. All of a sudden, we decided
never to see each other again.Copy !req
77. And then, while I waiting
for the bus to take me home...Copy !req
78. this great, huge truck drove by
and splashed mud all over me.Copy !req
79. Lily, dear.Copy !req
80. Why don't you bring Marilyn a
nice of cup of piping hot bat milk?Copy !req
81. Never mind the
piping hot bat milk.Copy !req
82. Lily, just take off
the Fregosi Emerald.Copy !req
83. Grandpa thinks
this ring is cursed.Copy !req
84. Ridiculous,
absolutely ridiculous.Copy !req
85. Marilyn's unhappy
experience with Roger...Copy !req
86. was pure coincidence.Copy !req
87. Oh.Copy !req
88. And this so-called Fregosi
Curse had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
89. And I can prove it. How?Copy !req
90. Tomorrow, somebody
else will wear this ring.Copy !req
91. And we'll all see that
nothing bad happens to her.Copy !req
92. What do you mean "her"?Copy !req
93. Be a good sport and slip this
on first thing in the morning.Copy !req
94. - Grandpa?
- Yes, pal?Copy !req
95. In 1623, after Duke Ferdinand
Fregosi put a curse on it...Copy !req
96. what did he do with the
ring? Threw it out the window.Copy !req
97. And you found it? It
changed hands until 1888...Copy !req
98. and then I won it from Jack
the Ripper in a poker game.Copy !req
99. Did you know it
had a curse on it?Copy !req
100. No, not until I tried to
sell it in Transylvania.Copy !req
101. No one would even
give me a grubnitz for it.Copy !req
102. Lily, dear, what's
holding up the chow?Copy !req
103. I'm having a little
trouble with the oatmeal.Copy !req
104. Seems a bit thick.Copy !req
105. Uh-ha. Herman,
take a look at that.Copy !req
106. It's the Fregosi Curse!Copy !req
107. It's an open-and-shut case of...Copy !req
108. defective oatmeal.Copy !req
109. Well, whatever it is, we can't
eat it. So, I'm going to dump it.Copy !req
110. Oh, my.Copy !req
111. Lily, dear, don't be upset.Copy !req
112. They just don't make
pots like they used to.Copy !req
113. You mean, they don't
make rings like they used to.Copy !req
114. Please, Lily. Take off
the Fregosi Emerald.Copy !req
115. She flatly refuses. Right?Copy !req
116. Well, he is my father and...Copy !req
117. She's not jumping to any
wild, supernatural conclusions.Copy !req
118. Now...Copy !req
119. let's bring on those famous
"Lily Munster popovers."Copy !req
120. I'm sorry, Herman.
But I've had it!Copy !req
121. Boy, Mom, those
popovers really popped.Copy !req
122. Yes. But they stopped, as soon
as she took off the Fregosi Emerald.Copy !req
123. Herman, the defense rests.Copy !req
124. But I don't.Copy !req
125. And I'm not going to rest,
until I prove to all of you...Copy !req
126. that you do not get bad luck by
wearing this cockamamie ring.Copy !req
127. And to prove it, I'm placing it on
the finger of someone who is clever...Copy !req
128. courageous, and masculine. No!Copy !req
129. No!Copy !req
130. Not my baby!Copy !req
131. I didn't mean Eddie. I meant me.Copy !req
132. There.Copy !req
133. Fregosi Curse! Come and get me!Copy !req
134. Quick! Take off the
Emerald! Herman, please.Copy !req
135. It won't come off! It's stuck!Copy !req
136. Well, let me try.Copy !req
137. Grandpa, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
138. We can't take any more
chances with this Fregosi Curse.Copy !req
139. Good night, Pop.
Good night, son.Copy !req
140. Should I kiss him? No,
dear. Remember the rules.Copy !req
141. Nobody goes inside the ropes.Copy !req
142. Eddie, it's what they
call maximum security.Copy !req
143. Come on, Eddie.
I'll tuck you in.Copy !req
144. Hermie?Copy !req
145. Would you like some candy?Copy !req
146. Please.Copy !req
147. Lily? Yes, my poor darling.Copy !req
148. Thanks anyway. You're welcome.Copy !req
149. I'll get the dustpan.Copy !req
150. You know, Herman, I
just thought of something.Copy !req
151. Supposing you washed your hands
and you worked up a very slippery lather.Copy !req
152. Ring stayed on.
The soap exploded.Copy !req
153. How about smashing it
off with a sledgehammer?Copy !req
154. The ring stayed on, and
the sledgehammer melted.Copy !req
155. I feel just like a
caged panther.Copy !req
156. You know, Herman, I'm curious.Copy !req
157. In the light of recent
developments...Copy !req
158. do you believe in the
Fregosi Curse or don't you?Copy !req
159. I don't exactly
believe in it but I...Copy !req
160. do admit it could
be a possibility.Copy !req
161. Grandpa, I've been thinking.Copy !req
162. We can't take off
the Fregosi Emerald...Copy !req
163. but maybe we can take
off the Fregosi Curse.Copy !req
164. Hmm.Copy !req
165. But according to the
Encyclopedia of Voodoo...Copy !req
166. the curse can only be removed by
a descendant of the Fregosi family.Copy !req
167. And I don't know
if there are any left.Copy !req
168. Why don't you make a
telephone call and find out?Copy !req
169. Lily, if it's that
important to you, I will.Copy !req
170. Five-three-seven-three...Copy !req
171. eight-nine... Direct
dialing is terrific.Copy !req
172. Four-six-two-one...Copy !req
173. seven-three-four-six.Copy !req
174. Werewolf Junction, Transylvania,
Information. May I help you?Copy !req
175. My name is Count
Dracula, I wish to...Copy !req
176. Count Dracula!Copy !req
177. The original Count
Dracula? You've heard of me?Copy !req
178. I've heard your praises
sung ever since my childhood!Copy !req
179. You once bit my grandmother.Copy !req
180. Her maiden name
was Lois Schultz.Copy !req
181. She was quite tall, about
6'5". She loved to dance...Copy !req
182. and she jumped center
for the girls' basketball team.Copy !req
183. Lois Schultz? Well, I'm sorry...Copy !req
184. I just can't seem to...
Listen, don't apologize.Copy !req
185. If you had a grubnitz
for every girl you bit...Copy !req
186. I'd be as rich as
Transylvania T & T.Copy !req
187. That reminds me, do you have
any listings under the name Fregosi?Copy !req
188. As in the "Fregosi Emerald"?Copy !req
189. That's right! Do
you? I regret to say...Copy !req
190. that all descendants of that
family have become deceased.Copy !req
191. That's what I was afraid of.Copy !req
192. Except for the one in
Detroit, Michigan, USA.Copy !req
193. I'm not sure of the name, but
the occupation is automobiles.Copy !req
194. Of course! Henry J. Fregosi!Copy !req
195. Thank you very much,
Operator, and goodbye!Copy !req
196. I've enjoyed our conversation.
So have I. By the way...Copy !req
197. where did you get your interesting
accent? I was educated in England.Copy !req
198. Lily!Copy !req
199. Herman! I got it!Copy !req
200. Start packing. We
three are flying to Detroit!Copy !req
201. What for? To get the
Fregosi Curse removed...Copy !req
202. by Henry J. Fregosi, Chairman of
the Board of Amalgamated Motors!Copy !req
203. Come on!Copy !req
204. Mr. Fregosi will see you now.
Would you step this way, please?Copy !req
205. Don't you ever take a break?Copy !req
206. Come along, Herman.Copy !req
207. They have an appointment
with Mr. Fregosi?Copy !req
208. Must be an advertising gimmick
for next year's new cars, you know:Copy !req
209. "Put a monster under your hood."Copy !req
210. Dracula is an unusual
name. It's Transylvanian.Copy !req
211. I see. Won't you be seated?Copy !req
212. You're Transylvanian,
too, aren't you?Copy !req
213. No, Mrs. Munster, I'm
as American as apple pie.Copy !req
214. Your telegram said you wanted to
see me on a matter of life and death.Copy !req
215. We do. Mr. Fregosi...Copy !req
216. do you deny that some of your
ancestors lived in Transylvania?Copy !req
217. No, I deny that any
of them lived there.Copy !req
218. Nice going.Copy !req
219. We just wasted three
roundtrip plane fares.Copy !req
220. Come on, dear. Let's go. Wait!Copy !req
221. It's no use, Grandpa. He's
obviously not a descendant.Copy !req
222. Lily, please. Trust me.Copy !req
223. Herman. Show Mr. Fregosi...Copy !req
224. the Fregosi Emerald.Copy !req
225. Take it away.
Don't get it near me.Copy !req
226. Take it away. Don't get
it near me. Take it away.Copy !req
227. So, you do know about the curse.Copy !req
228. The curse put on this emerald by
one of your ancestors in Transylvania.Copy !req
229. Yes, I do. I admit
it. I lied, but I had to!Copy !req
230. If anybody knew
of my background...Copy !req
231. If anybody knew the
powers of my black magic...Copy !req
232. I would've been ruined
in the business world.Copy !req
233. Please, please,
Mr. Dracula! Please, please.Copy !req
234. I'll do anything you ask. Please,
Mr. Dracula. Don't reveal my secret.Copy !req
235. Please, please.Copy !req
236. Please, Mr. Dracula.Copy !req
237. As the last living Fregosi...Copy !req
238. I beg of you, take
the curse off this ring.Copy !req
239. I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll be glad to do it!Copy !req
240. I'll give you one of my rush jobs.
It will only take a few minutes.Copy !req
241. Wow, what a laboratory!Copy !req
242. Thank you, Count.Copy !req
243. Coming from an old pro like
you, that's quite a compliment.Copy !req
244. My! You have a marvelous
decorator. All my ideas in there.Copy !req
245. Follow me.Copy !req
246. As Chairman of the Board
of Amalgamated Motors...Copy !req
247. I put my curses on
rival automobiles.Copy !req
248. What do you do? Hide emeralds
in the glove compartments?Copy !req
249. That would be too expensive.Copy !req
250. I put the whammy
on their gas gauges...Copy !req
251. and the owners think
they're getting poor mileage.Copy !req
252. Or I jam their car radios
with my commercials.Copy !req
253. It all comes under the heading
of what I like to refer to...Copy !req
254. as "Creative Management."Copy !req
255. Have you ever put a curse
on the whole automobile?Copy !req
256. Only once. I assume
you've heard of the Edsel.Copy !req
257. Now, let me see,
curses, curses...Copy !req
258. Removing same.Copy !req
259. Here we are.Copy !req
260. Essence of toadstool. Some
essence of toadstool. Just a bit.Copy !req
261. Essence of toadstool.Copy !req
262. The tails of three blind mice.Copy !req
263. That's one and a half, and another
one and a half. That makes three.Copy !req
264. And now... Oh, yes!Copy !req
265. Powdered aardvark tongues.Copy !req
266. Just a dash!Copy !req
267. And a little dash of Mr. Clean.Copy !req
268. Elves and witches...
ghosts and ghouls...Copy !req
269. demons from the stygian pools...Copy !req
270. I command you, as your king...Copy !req
271. please uncurse this crummy ring.Copy !req
272. He did it! He did it!
The curse is gone!Copy !req
273. Herman, that is wonderful!Copy !req
274. See, Herman, you
can't laugh anymore at...Copy !req
275. traditional Transylvanian magic.
You've just witnessed a miracle...Copy !req
276. of ancient, supernatural skill.Copy !req
277. Well, Herman, what
do you have to say now?Copy !req
278. Before we go, Mr. Fregosi...Copy !req
279. would you mix me up a batch
of chocolate chip cookies?Copy !req
280. It's so beautiful. I
may never take it off.Copy !req
281. Unless Roger gives
you one to replace it.Copy !req
282. Aunt Lily.Copy !req
283. Have you and Roger made up? Yes.Copy !req
284. Ever since that certain
person, who shall be nameless...Copy !req
285. removed the Fregosi Curse,
we Munsters have had nothing...Copy !req
286. but the best of luck.Copy !req
287. Hey, everybody, guess what?Copy !req
288. I was playing in the attic, and I
found this neat-looking marble!Copy !req
289. That's not a marble. What is it?Copy !req
290. What is it?Copy !req
291. That's the Nathanson Ruby!
Does it have a curse on it?Copy !req
292. "Does it have a curse on it?"Copy !req
293. Well, I'll put it this way.Copy !req
294. Compared to the
Nathanson Ruby...Copy !req
295. the Fregosi Emerald was considered a good
luck charm. To protect my loved ones...Copy !req
296. I'm gonna throw it away.Copy !req
297. I'm home...Copy !req
298. Look, Grandpa, he swallowed it.Copy !req
299. What are we gonna do now? Well,
I'll call Transylvania Information...Copy !req
300. see if I can get the phone
number of Prince Nathanson.Copy !req