1. There you are, Herman! Oh.
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Oh, I was just trying
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at that new barbershop.
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4. Well, what's wrong
with your old barber?
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5. Oh, Lily. He-He always
made me very nervous, dear,
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6. the way he'd always blindfold
himself before he'd give me a shave.
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7. Some of those temperamental
hairdressers are such show-offs.
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8. Oh, by the way, Marilyn
has a project to do...
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in ancient history.
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10. I'm going to drive her down
to the county museum tonight.
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11. Oh, uh... Oh, no,
you're not, dear.
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12. I am the head of this
house, and as such,
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13. I will take care of this matter.
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14. All right. But, uh, just drive her
there and then pick her up later.
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15. I don't want you
getting in any trouble.
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16. Lily, how could I get in
any trouble at a museum?
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17. Thatcher, this may turn out to be one of
the greatest discoveries in Egyptology...
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18. A perfectly preserved
sarcophagus from the 18th Dynasty.
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19. And you have reason to believe
that it's never been opened?
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robbers, and the tomb it
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be completely undisturbed.
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that-that it may be occupied?
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23. Well, we can't say
one way or the other.
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24. But if it is, this may be...
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mummy since King Tut.
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press conference tomorrow morning,
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the most incredible and startling sights...
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29. Eddie, what happened to you?
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30. Oh, I was taking Spot for a
walk, and he chased a car again.
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31. Oh, my. Did he catch it? No.
He just ate the rear bumper off.
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32. Oh, dear. He's so playful.
He'll be hiccupping all night.
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33. Say, where's Dad? He
took Marilyn to the museum,
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with Grandpa in the lab...
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35. working on an experiment.
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36. Is it anyone we know? No, dear.
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37. Grandpa's trying to invent
some new kind of sleeping pill.
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38. There you are, Herman.
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39. If this pill doesn't put you to
sleep, I don't know what will.
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40. Uh... But, Grandpa, I can't
take a sleeping pill now.
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41. I've got to go down and pick
up Marilyn at the museum.
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42. And you know I hate
to drive when I'm asleep.
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43. But, Herman, this is not
an ordinary sleeping pill.
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44. This is an alarm clock pill.
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45. An alarm clock pill?
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46. Yes. I can set it to
put you to sleep...
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47. and wake you up
at any time you want.
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48. Now, uh, it'll only take you a
few minutes to pick up Marilyn.
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49. I'll set it to put you
to sleep in an hour.
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50. - There.
- Oh, fine!
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51. I'm not working tomorrow,
so I can sleep late.
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52. Things are a little
slack at the parlor.
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53. For the past few days, everything's
been going out with nothing coming in.
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54. In that case,
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56. I'll set it for 24 hours.
It'll wake you up at, uh,
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58. Oh, fine!
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59. Uh, but, Grandpa. Is it all right to
take one of these on an empty stomach?
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60. Sure!
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61. Well, that really was empty.
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62. Hello, Aunt Lily, Grandpa. What
happened to Uncle Herman?
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63. What happened to him?
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64. Well, he went down to
the museum to pick you up.
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65. Well, I waited for him, but I didn't
see him anyplace, so I took a taxi home.
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66. Oh! That Herman!
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67. I shouldn't ever let
him go anywhere alone!
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68. Sometimes he gets so flaky.
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69. Marilyn? Marilyn?
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70. Marilyn?
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71. Marilyn?
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72. Marilyn?
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73. Marilyn, Marilyn?
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74. Marilyn, Marilyn,
Marilyn, Marilyn?
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75. Oh, stop it, Herman.
You're not here to have fun.
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76. Oh, I guess she's gone. I
must have missed her. Mmm!
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77. Hmm. Locked.
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78. Darn!
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79. Well, I'll just have
to rip it off its hinges.
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80. No. Better not.
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81. It does not behoove a good citizen
to desecrate cultural landmarks.
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82. I'll just telephone the proper
authorities and have them let me out.
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83. Must be a telephone booth
around here somewhere.
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84. Oh! Hi, there!
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85. Uh, we have a little
fella just like you at home.
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86. Oh. There are the phone booths.
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87. Hmm.
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88. Fancy ones.
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89. Oh! Uh, oh, excuse me, sir. I
didn't know this phone was taken.
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90. Uh, I'll use the one over there.
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91. Uh, sorry.
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92. Huh. Door seems to be stuck.
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93. Hmm. No one in here.
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94. You'd think they could
put a light in these things.
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95. Just hope I can get this call
through before Grandpa's pill hits me.
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96. Uh, let's see.
Where's the phone?
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97. Say, there. Uh, say there.
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98. Uh, listen. Someone
closed the door.
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99. Uh, who closed the door?
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100. Say, is there anyone out there?
Uh, say, listen. Someone let me out!
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101. Let me out! Let me out!
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102. In other words, Dr. Wilkerson,
you expect to find...
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103. a fully preserved mummy
when you open this sarcophagus.
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104. That is our hope,
gentlemen... and lady.
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105. From the carvings and
hieroglyphics on the case,
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the tomb of Amenhotep IV.
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107. We're quite disturbed
by the fact that last night...
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108. we left the sarcophagus upright,
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109. and this morning we
found it here on its back.
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110. Yes. We're not saying
that anyone tried to steal it,
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a find such as this
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to any rival museum.
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113. Do you have any worries about
a curse on this mummy case,
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114. like there was on,
uh, King Tut's tomb?
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115. No, we're men of science.
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116. Whatever we find in here you
can be quite sure will not frighten us.
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117. Thatcher?
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118. Doctor, it's amazing!
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119. He almost looks as
though he's sleeping!
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120. It's the most skillful job of
embalming I've ever seen.
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121. It's a great tribute
to their ancient art.
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122. Observe... only slight traces of
deterioration around the edges.
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123. I'm sorry. We've got to close the
lid of the sarcophagus immediately.
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124. We have no idea what effect the
air may have on this ancient mummy.
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125. Careful, Thatcher.
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126. We'll open it again after
we've gathered together...
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from all over the world.
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128. Do you plan to ship this to one
of the large museums in the East?
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129. Not at all. This
is our discovery.
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130. Matter of fact, I don't mind telling you
that the contents of this sarcophagus...
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131. will leave this room
over my dead body.
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132. It's no use. I can't
eat my supper.
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133. I'm so worried about Herman!
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134. Aunt Lily, wherever he is,
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135. when Uncle Herman
wakes up, he'll come home.
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136. 'Course he will! I'm
sure he's still asleep,
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137. 'cause every time I try to
tune him in on my crystal ball,
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herringbone pattern.
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139. He probably holed up
someplace and fell asleep.
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140. Are you sure that silly sleeping pill of
yours will wake him up at 10:00 tonight?
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141. Sure, I'm sure. I'd bet
one of my lives on it.
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142. Mom! Marilyn! Grandpa!
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Herman? Where is he?
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144. Right in the front page of
this evening's newspaper.
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145. "Local museum
makes astounding find.
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147. "An ancient sarcophagus
was opened today...
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museum, Dr. Wilkerson."
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149. L-Look here! Under
Herman's picture!
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152. This is terrible!
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153. Uncle Herman in
a box in a museum!
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154. Gee, Mom. How do you
suppose it happened?
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155. I don't know, Eddie,
but it looks as if...
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156. your father has goofed it again!
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157. What's all this about a
woman waiting to see me?
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158. Well, I thought you'd
better see this one, Doctor.
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159. There she is. Who...
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160. What is it? I don't know, sir.
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161. But I think we ought to
be, uh, very nice to her.
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162. It could be another one of those Hollywood
actresses come to make a donation.
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163. Yes, well, if they want to throw
their money away on culture,
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165. Uh, miss, this is our
curator, Dr. Wilkerson.
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166. How do you do? I was
just admiring your museum.
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167. You have such lovely
dead things on exhibit.
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168. Thank you. Now, how
can we help you, madam.
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169. Well, I came about this article and picture
in the newspaper. You see, he's mine.
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170. You mean, he's your mummy?
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171. Oh, no. No. He's my husband.
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172. Now, if you'll show me where
he is, I would like to talk to him.
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173. "Talk to him"? I'm afraid
that's not too practical, madam.
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174. You see, this man
is 3,000 years old.
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175. He is no such thing!
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he's not a day over 150.
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177. Do you think I'd
marry an old man?
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178. Now, will you please
take me to my husband.
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179. Uh, will you excuse
us for a moment?
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180. What... What do you
think we should do, Doctor?
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181. Well, she seems quite disturbed,
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her to make a scene.
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183. Perhaps if we show her the mummy,
she'll stop insisting it's her husband.
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184. Oh, good idea. No woman
in the world would claim...
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that looks like that.
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186. Well, here we are.
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187. Will you give me a hand
here, Thatcher? Oh, yeah.
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188. Well, there you are.
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189. - What do you have to say now?
- Yes, that's Herman, all right.
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190. He looks just like a little
boy when he's asleep.
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191. Asleep? Herman.
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192. Herman, it's time to wake up.
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193. Uh, pussycat, it's
time to go bye-bye.
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194. Madam, I really don't think
he's going to wake up. You see...
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195. You know, you're right.
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196. I forgot. He wasn't set
to wake up till 10:00.
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197. Oh, dear. I really
must do my shopping.
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198. Would you do me a favor?
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199. A f... A favor? Yes.
Here's two dollars.
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200. Now, when he wakes up, would you
put him in a cab and send him home?
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201. - Put him in a cab?
- Yes. He knows the address.
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202. It's 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
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203. Oh, and by the way, ask Herman
to give the driver a fifty-cent tip.
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204. Good-bye, now.
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205. Oh, and you two have been
just a couple of sweethearts.
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207. Well, sir, when the... when the visitors
start looking weirder than the exhibits,
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208. I think it's time to get out of the
museum business. Nonsense.
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209. I think she's some kind of
a plant to size up our layout.
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210. This morning, we found
the sarcophagus on its side,
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come in here and get a look at our mummy.
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212. Then you really think
someone is definitely trying...
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214. We can't afford to
take any chances.
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stay here all night...
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217. and don't take your
eyes off that sarcophagus.
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218. Right, Dr. Wilkerson.
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220. Come in!
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221. Hmm. Hello?
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222. Hello? Hello?
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223. Hello.
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224. Hello.
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225. Hello? Hello?
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226. Is anyone out there?
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227. Yes. I'm out here.
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228. - Where are you?
- I'm in here.
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229. You can't be in
here. I'm in here.
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230. Oh. Hi.
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231. I was dead to the world.
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232. Some stupid idiot
locked the door!
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233. Oh, that can be annoying.
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234. Oh, now, wasn't that nice of him
to open the door for me like that?
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235. Here's your favorite soup,
dear... Cream of vulture.
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236. Oh! Thank you, Lily.
Poor Uncle Herman.
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237. You had such a
terrible experience!
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238. It's real neat having
you back, Pop.
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239. While you were gone, I had to
mess up my homework by myself.
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240. It proves one thing...
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241. Yes, but, Grandpa, you don't know how
it feels to wake up in a cold, clammy box.
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242. What do you mean?
I do it every morning!
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243. Pop, are you gonna sue the newspaper
for calling you a dead mummy?
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244. Oh, I think not, Eddie.
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245. We shouldn't be too hasty to
retaliate when someone treats us ill.
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with Smokey the Bear.
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249. Hot!
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250. What do you mean, the mummy got
out of his case and walked out of here?
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251. But he did, Doctor! He got out,
and he spoke to me and everything!
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252. If you don't believe
me, ask the gorilla!
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253. I'll tell you what happened.
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254. You went to sleep in there, and someone
broke in the door and stole our mummy.
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255. No, Doctor. No. No.
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256. They've probably been planning this
ever since we put that story in the paper.
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paintings and other objects of art.
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258. But we do have one clue.
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259. The woman who came in here with
that ridiculous story gave us an address...
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260. Uh, 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
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261. Well, what are you gonna do?
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262. First, I'm demoting you to
custodian of our seashell collection.
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263. Then I'll pick up a search warrant and
a couple of officers and go over there.
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264. That mummy is my passport
to fame in the museum world.
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on the premises, I'll
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rightful place by nightfall.
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267. Grandpa,
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one of your sleeping pills.
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got me in big trouble.
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270. It's very embarrassing, you know,
to be taken for a dumb old mummy.
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271. Herman, I've got this
pill set for half an hour.
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till you wake up.
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273. Nothing can possibly happen.
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274. I don't want to take another pill! I don't
wanna! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!
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275. Herman, if you take this pill like a good
little boy, I'll give you a piece of candy.
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276. I don't wanna! I don't
wanna! I don't wanna! I d...
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With a caramel center.
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you give me another one?
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can have a whole boxful.
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280. Goody!
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281. But my stomach's
kind of empty again.
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283. Lily always said you had a
cast-iron stomach. She must be right.
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284. Yeah. Uh...
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285. Grandpa, your pill's not
having any effect. It's not even...
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286. I tell you. We don't
have any mummy here.
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287. I explained to you before, that was my
husband you had at your old museum.
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madam, we have a search
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to search this house.
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290. Oh, Aunt Lily, what
are we going to do?
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291. We'll just have your Uncle
Herman tell this man to his face...
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292. that he is not Amenhotep IV.
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293. I'm his wife.
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294. I certainly should know
whether he was dead or not.
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295. Now, he's down here. You can
go down and talk to him yourself.
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296. I have lunch to get.
Come on, Marilyn.
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298. Listen, anybody who'd steal
mummies has to be a little weird.
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299. There's nobody down here.
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300. Wait a minute. There's
something there on this table.
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301. This is it. This is
what we're after.
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302. Shall we, uh, arrest
those people upstairs?
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303. No, we'll uh... We'll get it back to
the museum first. We'll prosecute later.
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304. Yeah, well, let's get out of here.
This place gives me the creeps.
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305. Boy. I was on the drunk
detail for four years.
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306. I never saw anybody
as stiff as this.
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Grandpa? What is it?
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out the upstairs window,
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station wagon and took him away!
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311. Took him away? But why?
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the dungeon to talk to him.
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gave him another one of my sleeping pills,
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experiment on white mice...
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normal mad scientist?
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317. Now I suppose Herman will take another
24-hour catnap in that sarcophagus.
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318. No, Lily. This sleeping pill
was set for only a half an hour.
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you think will happen now?
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320. I don't know, Lily.
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the back of that station wagon,
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a box of candy with them.
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323. Boy, this is the wildest
assignment I've ever been on.
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324. But it was worth it to me. The
unearthing of Amenhotep IV...
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front page in the country.
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326. Has this guy really been
in the ground 3,000 years?
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327. Yes. Perhaps longer.
I'll tell you one thing.
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mother-in-law does right now.
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329. You know, there's
only three of us here.
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heard four of us laughing.
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331. Uh, you know, that's a good one.
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332. Uh, listen. Speaking of mother-in-law
jokes, did you ever hear...
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333. - Oh!
- Clear out! Clear out!
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