1. Marilyn, please.
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3. I just want you to look your
best at supper tonight, Herman.
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4. - We're having company.
- Oh.
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5. Company? Good. We haven't
had people in for a long time.
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6. We could use some
new faces around here.
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7. And, Grandpa, I want you to be
on your best behavior at supper.
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8. Now, if you want the ketchup, would you
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9. Okay, okay, but who's the guest?
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10. I promised Eddie he could invite
one of his little friends from school...
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11. to spend the weekend with us.
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12. Oh.
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13. Hi, everybody.
This is Googie Miller.
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16. And this is my Cousin
Marilyn. Like wow!
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17. And this is my grandfather. Hi.
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18. Hi.
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19. What are you staring
at, my little man?
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20. I never seen a penguin
smokin' a cigar before.
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21. And this is my father.
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22. Put it there.
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23. I gotcha that time. Eddie?
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24. Why don't you take your little
friend upstairs until supper is ready.
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25. Okay. Come on, Googie.
So long, everyone.
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26. Outgoing little
fellow, isn't he?
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27. I don't think he's the ideal
playmate for our sweet little Eddie.
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28. Well, Marilyn, it-it... you know,
it may be his parents' fault.
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29. Perhaps that's the
way he was brought up.
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30. Brought up? I've seen better
things brought up out of a swamp.
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31. Shh. Nevertheless, we're gonna
make it a nice weekend for Googie.
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32. Not me, Charlie.
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33. I'm cuttin' out of here.
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34. Dinner's just about
ready, Herman.
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35. Would you please blow
out the candles? Yes, dear.
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36. Grandpa, would
you call the boys?
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37. All right, Lily. Hey, Googie!
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38. Come on, Googie!
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39. Nice boy.
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40. Grandpa, what are you up to?
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41. Well, Lily, he has
a hand buzzer.
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42. Can't I pull a harmless
little prank on him?
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43. Put that thing away!
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44. Oh, I never get to
have any fun at all.
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45. Boys, supper!
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46. Oh, my!
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47. Doesn't that look yummy?
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48. The boys will be
down in a minute.
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49. Now, I want everyone to make a special
effort to be nice to Eddie's little friend.
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50. But, Aunt Lily, he's so fresh.
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51. Now, now, Marilyn. Being kind to
people is like investing money in the bank.
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52. When we put kindness in, we
get kindness back with interest.
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53. Hi. Sorry we're late, Mom.
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54. Oh, no, no, you're just in time.
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55. Now, Eddie, you sit over there,
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57. Allow me, Mrs. Munster. Oh.
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58. Well.
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59. May I? Oh. Oh, yes.
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60. Sir? Oh.
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61. Thank you, son.
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62. Mr. Banker, your
investment just hit bottom.
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63. Uncle Herman? Yes, dear.
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64. I really think you ought to take
that little Googie back to his parents.
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65. He's a very bad boy.
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66. But gee, Mom, he's the
first kid I ever had stay over.
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67. A boy like that will
disturb our normal routine.
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68. Oh, there's that Spot
begging for food again.
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69. I wish he'd stop that
annoying scratching.
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70. Last week, he ripped
the back porch clean off.
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71. Spot.
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72. Spot!
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73. Now, Spot, go away!
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74. Spot, go away and stop...
Stop scratching the door!
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75. Go away! Spot!
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76. Where was I? Oh, yes.
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77. I think we ought to let
Eddie's little friend stay.
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78. It was very nice of his
parents to send him over.
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79. And I think it'll be most
embarrassing if we take him back now.
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80. Well, where's little Googie now?
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81. He asked Grandpa to show
him the lab. They're down there.
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82. Well, I think he ought to go home
before he causes any more trouble.
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83. Marilyn, please!
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84. I'm the head of this household,
and if I say he stays, he stays.
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85. When I make a decision
around here, it stands up!
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86. Herman, Spot
sounds awfully hungry.
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87. Why don't you give him some
of the scraps from the table?
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88. Good idea, Lily.
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89. Spot, here you go.
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90. I love to see an animal eat.
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91. It's very nice of you to show me
around your wonderful laboratory, sir.
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92. Oh, think nothing of it, son.
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93. And over here... here... I
have my instant disguises.
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94. That's a very nice one
you're wearing now, sir. Yeah.
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95. And over here I'm working
on a new cough medicine.
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96. Just one teaspoon of this stuff
and you'll cough for three days.
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97. Oh, isn't that exciting.
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98. What's in that old chest
there, sir? Oh, that?
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99. That's my old army footlocker.
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100. What are those? All us
doughboys had our pinup pictures.
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101. And over here, Googie, you see,
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102. these are the chemicals
that I use in my experiments.
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103. Oh, my. I bet you can make instant
coffee and everything with those. Yeah.
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104. What's in here?
Don't touch that!
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105. That's nitroglycerine.
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106. There's enough in there to
blow up the whole neighborhood.
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107. And right now, I'm
working on an old formula.
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108. You see, I'm trying to
turn a frog into a prince.
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109. Could you change me into something?
Could I change you into something?
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110. I could change you into any
kind of beast you could mention...
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111. A horse, a crocodile, a unicorn,
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112. a rock-and-roll
singer, a jackass...
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113. I'll bet you couldn't even
change me into a rabbit.
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114. A rabbit? That's
my easiest trick.
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115. Boy, you should catch
me around Easter.
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116. I turn out rabbits faster
than rabbits turn out rabbits.
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117. - I'll bet you can't.
- I'll bet I can.
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118. - I'll bet you can't.
- Look, Googie, I'm too busy right now.
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119. But right after lunch,
I'll prove it to you.
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120. I'll turn you into a rabbit, and then
back into, uh, whatever you are.
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121. Grandpa?
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122. Grandpa?
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124. Yes, Eddie, he's here.
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125. Well, would you tell him to
come up? I wanna go out and play.
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126. I'm coming, Eddie.
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127. Thank you, sir, for an enlightening
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128. Maybe he's not such
a bad kid after all.
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129. Hey, Eddie, after lunch
your Grandpa claims
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130. he's gonna change me
into a rabbit and back.
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131. Grandpa does all
kinds of neat tricks.
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132. Well, I've got an idea how
to play a neat trick on him.
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133. Come on downtown with
me. I've gotta get something.
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134. I don't wanna play
any tricks on Grandpa.
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135. What are you talking about?
He's an adult and we're kids.
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136. It's our duty to do everything
in our power to ruin 'em.
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137. - But, Googie...
- I'll see you after lunch.
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138. "Bubble, bubble,
toil and trouble."
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139. That Shakespeare.
What a cornball.
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140. Eddie, have you seen Grandpa?
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141. Here he comes now!
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142. Grandpa!
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143. - What happened to you?
- Never mind what happened to me.
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144. Wait till you see what
happens to Googie.
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145. Would you like me to step behind
the curtain, sir, for the alleged magic?
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146. Right. And when
we open the curtain,
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147. you'll be a beautiful
bunny rabbit.
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148. This should be very
interesting. Thank you.
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149. Grandpa, I don't think
Lily's gonna like this.
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150. Herman, please. I just wanna
teach this little fellow a lesson.
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151. That when his elders say they can
do something, they mean it. Herman.
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152. I'm ready, sir.
Very good, Googie.
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153. Now just sit perfectly still.
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154. Abadaba abadabit.
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155. Googie is now a bunny rabbit.
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156. Now we shall meet
the new Googie.
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157. That's not a rabbit.
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158. A rabbit has longer ears.
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159. Gee, Grandpa, that's the
neatest-lookin' trick I ever saw.
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160. - Now turn him back.
- Yeah, sure.
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161. You know, Grandpa,
you really outdid yourself.
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162. It's a distinct improvement.
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163. Hi, Googie. Hi.
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164. Eddie, why don't you go in the
house? I'm trying to concentrate.
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165. Okay. Good-bye, Googie.
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166. Hey, Herman. Uh, please.
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167. Sit right there, Googie.
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168. Don't move.
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169. Herman, please!
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170. Alacazamo alacazoy.
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171. Turn back to a little boy.
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172. Now, let's see.
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173. What's the matter? I don't know.
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174. The brat won't un-monkey.
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175. Grandpa, you gotta
do something soon.
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she'll be upset.
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177. Quiet, Herman.
I'm getting ready.
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178. He'll be right with you, fella.
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179. Stand back. Stand back.
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180. I'm going to use number XL-438.
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181. This is the one that took Abraham
Lincoln out of that log cabin...
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182. and put him in the White House.
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183. Ibbety bibbety ibbety sassie.
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184. Ex post facto... Raymond Massey.
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185. I did it. I did it.
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186. Herman, help me
up. I know it worked.
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187. It takes a lot out of
me, but it always works.
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188. Herman, I blew the bit.
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190. There's only one thing to do,
and you've gotta do it immediately.
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191. What is it, Herman?
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192. Go down to the market and
lay in a big supply of bananas.
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into a monkey. This is great.
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194. There you are, Googie.
It's all yours. Eddie?
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195. Would you please go and
play somewhere? Please?
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196. But I wanna watch you
change Googie back to Googie.
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197. Eddie, your grandfather's busy.
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199. Okay, but I never get
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my calculations here,
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202. if we wait 30,000 years, evolution
just might help solve the problem.
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203. Grandpa, Googie's gotta
be back in school on Monday.
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204. Why don't you
turn him into a frog?
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205. And then turn the
frog into a prince?
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206. And then turn the
prince back into Googie?
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207. No, I've been working on that
frog-prince formula for five years.
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208. And all I got to show for it is a
velvet suit and 400 sick frogs.
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209. Eddie, psst. Hey,
Eddie, come here.
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210. Googie! What are you doing here?
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211. I just left you in the lab eating
a banana. That wasn't me.
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him from the pet shop.
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213. That's the big joke I wanted
to play on your old grandpa.
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214. Well, that's a dirty trick. And I'm
gonna go tell him what you did right now.
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go in there and do that.
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I'm gonna do? What?
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217. I'm going in there and tell your
parents this whole thing was your idea,
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the chimp and everything.
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219. - Would you really do that?
- Sure I would.
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gonna hide out at the movies
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out of their skulls.
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meanest kid I ever knew.
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224. You're a rat and a rat fink
and a miserable little brat.
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225. Gee, thanks, Eddie. My analyst
said what I needed was recognition.
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my Aunt Lily right now.
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that on the phone?
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228. Googie's mother. It seems they
have some relatives coming tonight,
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229. and they'd like it if he could come
home just as soon as possible.
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230. Well, that's a lucky break.
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231. Now we can get rid
of the little darling.
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232. I think Grandpa and Herman
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238. They're having company and they want
us to bring him home as soon as we can.
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239. - Bring him home, Lily?
- Yes, dear. I want you to take him over.
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240. Marilyn and I have to go to
the market before it closes.
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241. All right, dear.
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right down there?
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243. Fine! We're having more
fun than a barrel of monkeys.
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to go and say that for?
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245. I don't know. I just went "ape."
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246. Herman, will you cut that
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247. Wait a minute. I have an idea.
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248. Is Googie's suitcase
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251. Grandpa, I have the
car out front. Hurry up!
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252. Quiet, Herman! Oh, I sure
hope this works, Herman.
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253. Come on, Googie. Come on.
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255. Oh, don't you
look nice. Oh, boy.
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256. It's dark outside. Chances are his
parents won't notice the difference.
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257. What a day! I sure got up on the
wrong side of the slab this morning.
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258. Come on, Herman!
Let's get out of here!
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259. Herman! Grandpa! We're home!
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260. Uncle Herman?
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263. I guess they're delivering Eddie's
little friend back to his parents.
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264. Oh, thank goodness.
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265. What an annoying weekend.
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266. Well, when they drop little Googie off
at the Millers, our troubles will be over.
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267. Okay, Herman, this
is the number. Let's go.
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268. All right, but let's not get into a
big conversation with the Millers.
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269. Big conversation? All I'm gonna do is
ring the bell, leave the kid and we'll fly.
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270. You wait here. Come on, Googie.
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you did to your jacket.
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272. Yes? We brought your
son home, Mr. Miller.
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273. He's a great boy. We loved
having him. Good night.
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274. Thank you, but won't
you come in? No, thanks.
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Yes, we have to run.
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277. Googie, where are your manners?
You didn't even say good night.
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What have you done to my boy?
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noticed the difference.
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281. Come on, you big dummy.
Let's head for the car.
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283. Help!
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284. Yes, Mr. Miller,
this is Mrs. Munster.
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285. But I can't understand you,
sir, unless you stop screaming.
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288. All I know is that my husband
left to take your little boy home...
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290. - We were at the movies.
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Miller,
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right... Oh, you will?
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293. All right, we'll have him ready.
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294. Eddie, you should have told us
if you were going to the movies.
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295. And, Googie, your father
is so upset he's incoherent.
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expecting relatives, and
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right over to get you.
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298. So you run on upstairs
and get ready. Yes, ma'am.
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299. Aunt Lily?
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took Googie home.
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301. I don't know how he's done
it, but he's goofed it again.
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302. Grandpa, I'm scared.
That strange car out front.
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do you suppose it's the police?
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304. Well, it's either
that or the S.P.C.A.
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305. Come on. We've gotta
get to the dungeon.
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306. Herman, we can lock
ourselves in the dungeon...
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this thing blows over.
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be there that long,
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311. Mrs. Munster, I can't tell you what a
shock this whole thing has been to me.
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312. Well, Mr. Miller,
everything is all right now.
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home to see his relatives.
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back for his suitcase.
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316. I guess when they got a good look at
him, they liked him better as a monkey.
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318. He's not a monkey anymore.
He's changed back to a kid.
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319. Boy, that Abraham Lincoln bit
must have had a delayed fuse on it.
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321. Well, like I said, I've got company
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322. That's right. I understand.
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outside for a minute, please?
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324. A monkey?
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325. Yes, it's a little
present for you.
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and tails left it at my house.
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Mr. Miller. Good night.
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kindly explain this.
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that the monkey came
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Googie wouldn't let me.
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- Eddie, it's not a funny joke...
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poor, old, broken-down grandfather.
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getting off very easy.
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if I had done something like this,
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have bit my head off.
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some of it is bound to rub off on you.
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mind a famous old quotation...
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347. - Who said that, Daddy?
- I'm not sure.
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man who trains Lassie.
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349. Well, I agree. Eddie
should be punished.
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350. Oh, but I hate to see that
awful Googie get away with this.
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what his boy has done,
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has neglected his duty as a father.
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benefit of my vast experience...
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telephone him and tell him now?
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meet him face-to-face,
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hurry to get back to the pet store.
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