1. …to the world of the Mighty Boosh.
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2. - You ready then, Vince?
- Yeah.
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3. - That's what you're wearing, is it?
- I thought I'd dress down for the journey.
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4. - Nice.
- Yeah.
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5. Okay, guys, see you later.
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6. So when you getting back?
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7. We're not getting back!
We're going to America.
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8. US of A Stateside.
We got a slot on the Pie Face Showcase.
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9. This is our big break.
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10. - I'll give them a week.
- Hmm.
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11. Once you've played Pie Face,
there's no coming back.
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12. You go all the way,
it's like a launch pad.
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13. All the greats play Pie Face.
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14. - Whitesnake.
- Lee Mack.
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15. - Steve Davis.
- They were all there.
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16. I won't let your room just yet.
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17. Hey.
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18. Bollo.
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19. Take care, my good friend Vince.
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20. Look after yourself.
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21. Good luck.
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22. Send me post card.
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23. Ah, take care, Bollo.
I'll never forget you.
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24. We've had some crazy
times here, haven't we?
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25. See you.
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26. See you, Harold.
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27. - Howard.
- Oh, yeah.
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28. Right. Well, we got a boat to catch
so we'd better get a wriggle on.
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29. Are you going by boat?
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30. That's the only way
to arrive in the States.
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31. Old Lady Liberty waving you in
as you sail on in up Pearl Harbor.
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32. Like the settlers of old.
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33. - He's scared of flying.
- Shut up.
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34. Okay. Catch you on the flip side.
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35. I got a bad feeling about this.
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36. This is perfect.
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37. It's your fault.
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38. I mean, you're the one
who wanted to go by boat.
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39. Who goes by boat anyway?
It's not the 1920s.
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40. It would've been all right, wouldn't it?
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41. But you had to get in
with the captain, yeah?
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42. Go and have a look at the bridge.
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43. "Can I have a look
through the front window?"
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44. "Can I have a go on the wheel?"
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45. You're just jealous
'cause he didn't ask you up there.
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46. Why did you have to
give him a haircut, Vince?
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47. It was just a trim.
What's all the fuss about?
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48. It was a mullet.
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49. - A mullet is a classic cut.
- On a 68-year-old sailor?
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50. Look, his hair was
lank, lifeless, you know.
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51. I mean, it was awful.
It was niggling at me like a loose tooth.
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52. - I had to go at it with my scissors.
- He was asleep.
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53. I thought it'd be a nice
little surprise for him.
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54. He wakes up in the morning,
goes for a morning tinkle,
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55. catches sight of himself, "Whoa!
Look at me!"
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56. Oh, it was a surprise. He went mental.
He was like Ahab.
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57. Got his harpoon out,
started chasing me around.
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58. Well, it would have grown out.
It was a bit of an overreaction.
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59. I mean, who makes people walk the plank
in this day and age?
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60. Well, who cuts people's hair
in the middle of the night?
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61. I do. They call me The Midnight Barber.
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62. Yeah, well, that's an
infringement of people's liberties.
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63. - Is it?
- Yeah. So don't ever be doing that to me.
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64. - I do do it to you.
- What?
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65. Who do you think cuts your hair, Einstein?
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66. My hair just doesn't grow very fast.
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67. What, you think it stays
that length naturally?
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68. I'm in there in the night styling away.
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69. How dare you do that to me in the night
when I'm oblivious?
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70. I do my best work when you're oblivious.
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71. I lean you up against
the pillow and I go at you.
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72. That's perverted.
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73. If I didn't, you'd look
like a Stig of the Dump.
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74. You're a sick man, you know that?
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75. It's all about context.
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76. I told him.
I said to him, "It's about context."
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77. I know you did, when
we were on the plank.
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78. "Apologize or die." "It's all about context."
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79. But it is about context, you know.
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80. Maybe on that ship he looked
like a dickhead in front of his mates,
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81. but in the trendier parts of Plymouth
or Shoreditch,
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82. he would have gone down like a genius.
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83. Well, whatever.
We're on a desert island now.
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84. - Yeah.
- We've got to stop blaming each other.
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85. Okay, we've got to pool our resources.
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86. Tweezers, matches,
twine, geological hammer.
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87. What have you got?
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88. - Kings of Leon CD.
- Great, well that's useless, isn't it?
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89. It's not useless, it's a blinding album.
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90. Better than their first one,
and they came up with it really quickly.
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91. Thanks, NME It's useless to us
on a desert island though, isn't it?
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92. Well, it does double up as a mirror.
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93. Vince, there's more important things
than your reflection to worry about now.
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94. What are we going to do, Howard?
This is a disaster.
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95. Well, don't worry.
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96. You're reckoning without one thing there.
You're with Howard Moon now.
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97. How's that going to help?
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98. Well, there'll be rescue boats
and search parties within the hour.
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99. When Howard Moon disappears,
it's front page news, sir.
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100. - Newspapers.
- Thanks, Bollo.
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101. Day 44.
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102. Time, eroding my sanity
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103. Wearing me down.
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104. Maybe a perm would look good.
I mean a loose one, obviously
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105. Howard, it's a boat.
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106. - Right, we've got to try and signal it.
- Yeah.
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107. All right, I can create a kite…
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108. - From leaves and twine.
- Yeah.
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109. We might be able to get it high enough
to be seen by the boat.
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110. - Brilliant.
- All right.
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111. - What about this though?
- That's even better.
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112. - Yeah.
- Keep doing that.
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113. I'm going to build a fire.
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114. - Vince!
- Oh, sorry.
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115. Hey, Howard, I wouldn't
bother if I was you.
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116. What?
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117. It's just really small
No. No!
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118. That was our last chance, Vince.
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119. I'm so hungry.
I haven't eaten for three weeks.
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120. There's no food on this island, Howard.
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121. What are we going to do?
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122. Maybe there is.
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123. There isn't.
We've searched every crevice.
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124. The situation's getting desperate now.
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125. We have to play by
a different set of rules.
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126. If you see what I'm saying.
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127. - Are you trying to come on to me?
- We can't both survive, Vince.
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128. It's time.
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129. It's time for you to
offer yourself up to me.
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130. You sure you're not
trying to come on to me?
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131. Offer yourself up to me now, Vincey.
Like a good boy.
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132. No way!
If anyone's offering anyone to anyone,
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133. you should be offering yourself up to me.
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134. I mean, there's no volume to me.
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135. It'd be like eating a
Scotch egg or a Twiglet.
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136. If I eat you, it's like
a Jacobean banquet.
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137. I'm the writer. I should survive.
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138. I could document it.
I could write about how noble you were,
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139. offering yourself up to me at the
last minute for the good of mankind.
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140. Yeah, but I could eat you and I
could have a go at writing something.
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141. You can't spell. Offer yourself up to me.
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142. Hey, Howard.
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143. Why don't we eat this guy?
He's made of eggs and sausages.
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144. What? No way. I'm out of here.
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145. - Breakfast Bob's gone now.
- Uh…
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146. It's just me and you,
there's no other way.
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147. Get away from me, you brute.
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148. Hey, Howard, check this out.
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149. - Ow!
- Coconuts.
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150. Coconuts.
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151. These things are amazing.
They taste exactly like Bountys.
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152. Who'd have thought of that?
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153. The chocolate's a bit weird, though.
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154. It's like that cheap chocolate you get
in Advent calendars.
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155. What you doing?
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156. Writing the journal,
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157. documenting the experience, Vince.
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158. What for?
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159. Well, so that future generations
will know what happened to us
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160. and perhaps even be
a little bit inspired by my words.
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161. Inspired to do what?
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162. Wander about in a raggedy sort of Hawaiian
shirt, looking like Kris Kristofferson?
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163. Can you keep it down, hmm?
I'm on a roll here.
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164. On a roll? You've only done two words.
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165. Yeah, well, I'm carving it into some wood
with tweezers. Hmm?
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166. Having some trouble with the Os.
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167. You're not joking.
It's like the handwriting of a baboon.
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168. You don't seem very
concerned about our plight.
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169. It's no plight.
The weather's nice, we've got food now.
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170. It's all good.
It's like a little beach holiday.
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171. Oh, dear, dear, dear.
You've fallen into the trap.
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172. What, the trap of enjoying your life?
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173. We've conquered the
enemy of starvation, yes.
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174. But now there's another enemy
waiting in the wings.
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175. Old Father Time.
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176. You can't escape time.
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177. He's in the ebbing of the tides,
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178. he's in the waxing of the moon,
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179. the erosion of the sand,
he's in your very face.
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180. He's in your hair.
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181. He'd better not be in my hair.
This took ages.
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182. - There's no escaping him, Vince.
- I tell you now,
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183. if he even goes near
my hair, I'll kill him.
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184. You can't kill time.
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185. Actually, that's quite good, killing time.
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186. Quite nice.
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187. Time is an incredible subject
for an artist, Vince, you know.
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188. I think it could be a novel.
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189. Perhaps even a musical.
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190. Really? But what are you actually doing?
I mean, what have you done?
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191. - You want to hear it?
- Yeah.
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192. "Cast adrift on an ocean of time.
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193. When will I ever see your face?"
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194. - Whose face?
- Faces of the women I left behind, Vince.
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195. What women?
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196. The women who inspired me and whom
I inspired and whom I'll never see again.
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197. Quite sad, really.
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198. Only you, Howard, could be on a tropical
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199. paradise and come up
with something that bleak.
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200. - What are you doing?
- I'll tell you what I'm doing.
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201. I've made these, pal.
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202. - What are those?
- Bamboo drainpipes.
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203. - For the new wave castaway.
- The new wave castaway?
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204. - Yeah.
- I'm on the wrong island.
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205. I'm thinking of selling them to pandas.
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206. They could go clubbing and if they
get hungry, they'd double up as a snack.
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207. Why are you wasting your time?
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208. Making clothes that no
one's ever going to see.
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209. Well, at least I'm not whinging on
about all the women's faces
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210. I'm never going to see again
'cause I'm stranded on a desert island.
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211. Oh, boo-hoo. It's not a drastic
change of affairs for you, is it?
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212. - What do you mean by that?
- Well, they weren't exactly clambering
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213. - to get to you, were they, back at home?
- You've gone too far.
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214. I'm drawing a line in the sand.
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215. You stay that side, I'm staying this side.
That's final.
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216. Fine, I'm going to go and build a hut.
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217. - Oh, we're all building huts.
- Yeah?
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218. What out of?
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219. All the trees are on
my side of the island.
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220. - Right, I'm redrawing the line.
- You said it was final.
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221. Sorry, what you doing?
I think you'll find that's on my side.
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222. I'm the moon. I quite like to…
I'm lonely in the moon.
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223. But not lonely so much, but a loner,
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224. a one who likes to do his own things.
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225. I do quite like a bit of company
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226. but I think for the moon
it's good to have your own space.
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227. In space.
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228. I've got my own space in space.
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229. Oh!
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230. - Morning.
- Morning.
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231. Oh, I slept like a dream.
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232. Mmm.
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your side of the island?
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got to go and get a few bits and pieces.
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236. Thinking of knocking up a conservatory
this afternoon.
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237. See you, then.
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238. "Thinking of knocking up a conservatory."
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239. Who does he think he is?
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240. Well, I mean obviously,
La Nausée is good,
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241. but I don't think he really got to grips
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242. with the true existential crisis
in the way that Camus did.
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244. but have you read The Outsider?
Obviously in the original.
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245. What are you doing?
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246. - Nothing.
- Who are you talking to?
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247. Without conversation,
the mind withers, Vince.
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248. - What about me?
- I'm talking about decent conversation.
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249. It's what me and Milky
Joe are all about here.
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250. - Milky Joe?
- Yes.
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251. Why is he dressed in
that stripy tea towel?
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252. He's French.
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253. Can I join in?
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254. The thing is, Vince, you and I,
we move in different circles now.
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255. Oh, come on, Howard, I'm really bored.
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256. It's an elite club, you know.
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257. We talk about issues,
heavyweight concepts, jazz.
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258. - What are you trying to say?
- Well, you can't just waltz in.
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259. What have you got to offer?
What are you bringing to the table, Vince?
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260. Well, right off the bat, I'd say style.
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261. - Style.
- I could bring style to the group.
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262. I've been working with
natural fabrics for a while now
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263. and I love transformations.
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264. I mean, I could sort Milky Joe's hair out
for a start.
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265. I mean, we could have matching outfits
when we debate.
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266. Hmm?
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267. I don't think it's going
to work out, actually.
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268. Sorry. Had a little chat and it's a no.
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269. - You wankers!
- Oh, dear.
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270. That is exactly the
kind of rebellious attitude
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271. that we cannot tolerate here
at the Coconut Lodge, Vince.
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272. Well, I wouldn't want to be part of
your stupid Coconut Lodge anyway.
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273. Sorry you
had to see that, Milky Joe.
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274. Anyway, what were you saying about Sartre?
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275. Your architectural know-how
and my building skills…
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276. Oh! I think we might just have ourselves
a home here, Milky Joe.
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277. Yes, sir.
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278. I tell you, I've learned
a couple of things
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279. since I've been on
this island, no mistake.
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280. It's not where you are
in this world, Milky Joe,
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281. it's the company you keep.
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282. Yep.
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283. Never thought I'd hear myself say this,
but I think I could be happy here.
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284. Excuse me.
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285. Come in.
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286. - Who's this?
- None of your business.
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287. Aren't you going to introduce me?
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288. - This is Ruby.
- Ruby. That's a lovely name.
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289. Very pleased to meet you. Howard Moon.
Don't get up.
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290. - Nice, isn't she?
- Can I help you in any way?
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291. Yeah, I was just wondering if you both
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292. would care to join me and Milky Joe
this evening for a nightcap?
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293. No, we're fine, thanks.
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294. I've spruced up the
hut a little bit actually.
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295. Given it a bit of a makeover.
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296. You might be interested in having
a look-see, both of you.
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297. That sounds electric,
but we'll take a rain check.
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298. Um, can I have a word?
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299. She's a corker, isn't she?
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300. Yeah, she is.
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301. Listen, I'm… I just wanted to say sorry
about earlier and, um,
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302. we've had a bit of a rethink and are-vote
and we've decided that we would like to
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303. formally invite you and young Ruby
to join the Coconut Lodge.
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304. And this evening we've
got a lecture on fossils.
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305. It should be great fun.
We'd love you both to come along.
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306. I don't think so.
I mean, we've just met really.
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307. Oh. What are you gonna do, then?
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308. Well, we're gonna finish our dinner
and then maybe hit the beach, you know.
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309. Have a romantic moonlight stroll
See how it pans out.
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310. Right.
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311. She was giving me
quite a bit of attention in there.
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312. - What?
- Old Ruby giving me the eye.
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313. - Giving you the eye?
- Yeah.
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314. I made her eyes, I know which way
they're facing and it's my way.
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316. - Now, hadn't you better run along?
- What do you mean?
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317. Well, Milky Joe will be getting
his fossils out by now, won't he?
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318. Sounds like a riot.
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319. Seen this?
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320. Shall we go and have a look?
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322. Quite a sunset we're having.
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324. Oh, right. You haven't met, have you?
This is Jemima.
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326. Quite a looker, isn't she?
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327. That's Milky Joe in a wig.
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328. No, it isn't.
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329. This is embarrassing.
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330. Hmm? I know. What a loser.
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331. That was a great idea.
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332. I thought you were
supposed to be an intellectual?
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333. I can't believe this.
Where's he getting them from?
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334. Hi there, Vince.
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335. - What do you want?
- Who's this?
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336. - Precious.
- Is it really?
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337. Can I have a word please?
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338. Sorry about
this, Ruby, Precious.
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339. I'll only be a minute.
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340. - Look, what do you want?
- Having fun, are you?
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341. - Having a pretty good date actually.
- Oh, that's nice. Two of them, yeah?
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342. - Yeah.
- Two of us.
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344. Oh, come on, Vince.
You know what I'm saying.
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345. - No.
- Put in a word for me with Precious.
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346. Look, Howard, it ain't
gonna work like that.
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347. Oh, come on, why not?
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348. I don't wanna take the wind out
of your sails, but it's not happening.
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349. Why not?
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350. 'Cause me and Ruby are getting on
really well, okay?
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351. - But the thing is, she's a bit kinky.
- What?
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352. She wants to get Precious involved.
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353. - Oh, you're joking!
- I'm an open-minded guy.
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354. We're gonna have some punch and
head off down the beach. See what happens.
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355. Maybe go for the coconut three-way.
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356. What about me?
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357. What about you? You've got Milky Joe.
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358. - The man's an ass.
- Is he?
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359. He's really boring.
He won't stop talking about Sartre.
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360. Come on, please. And I really like her.
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361. All right, look, I'll
have a word with her.
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362. Yes!
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363. - But I can't promise anything, all right?
- That's fine.
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364. Look, we're having dinner at
seven o'clock in my hut, yeah?
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365. - Why don't you swing by?
- 7:00. I'll be there.
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366. Can you sort your outfit out?
Your leaves are well out of fashion.
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367. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What's happening here?
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368. I'll sort it out.
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369. Okay. Make sure you do
'cause you look like Dave Lee Travis.
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370. I'm all over it.
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371. Hot date tonight, Milky Joe.
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372. Oh, so I miss one lecture. I'll get notes.
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373. You're gonna fail me?
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374. Oh, shut up.
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375. - Ladies.
- Howard.
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376. You already know Ruby.
And this is Precious Lilywhite.
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377. "Precious." It's a lovely name
for a lovely, lovely girl.
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379. Get it? That's one of mine.
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380. Coconut shie.
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381. What you doing?
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382. Do you think she's never
heard that joke before?
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383. I'm just a bit nervous.
She's so beautiful.
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384. - Do you think she's out of my league?
- Yeah, definitely.
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385. So you're gonna have
to turn on the charm.
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386. Hey, I'm Howard Moon.
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387. - You've seen what I can do.
- That's what I'm worried about.
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388. Now, any of you girls interested
in the music of bebop?
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389. I think I've written some
of my best music here.
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390. A tune I've actually composed
since I've been here called "Isolation,"
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391. which I could probably… I could
sing a little bit of it now if you're…
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392. - Maybe later, eh?
- Maybe later, yeah.
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393. Maybe not at all Yeah, maybe later.
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394. Yeah, I'm a multi-instrumentalist.
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395. I can turn my hand to
almost any instrument.
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396. I've fashioned a flute here
with the help of Milky Joe.
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397. And, um, it's a very haunting instrument,
the flute.
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398. If you are a moon,
you don't have a mirror so you have to…
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399. If you want to see your face, you've
got to have a little look in the rivers.
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400. I had a look in there,
I'm flipping beautiful.
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401. I'm all handsome. I'm a smooth white moon.
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402. And it's all… I haven't got any eyebrows,
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403. but I think that only gives me
a bit more of an edge.
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404. Howard, what are you doing?
You're not even dressed.
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405. We're having a big
calypso party on the beach.
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406. Uh, yeah.
I can't really come out right now.
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407. What? Why not?
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408. You know.
Yeah, it's just Vince. Won't be a minute.
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409. Oh, come on. Everyone's going to be there.
Even Milky Joe's put in an appearance.
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410. - What's wrong with your eye?
- Nothing.
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411. I fell over.
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412. - Has she been hitting you?
- No!
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413. - Look, I could say something to her.
- Shh, keep your voice down.
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414. She'd listen to me.
I could just talk to her.
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415. Just leave it.
You'll only make it worse, all right?
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416. I've got to put a shelf up. I'm sorry.
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417. You've got to put a shelf up?
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418. It's 11:30 at night,
we're having a party.
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419. Just do it tomorrow morning.
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420. Well, you know, I'll get in trouble, okay?
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421. Howard, you've got to
start standing up to her.
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422. I did stand up to her
and this is what happened, okay?
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423. This is out of control.
I'm gonna say something.
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424. Leave it, okay?
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425. I'm really sorry, I've got to go. Coming.
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426. Nice one, cheers mate.
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427. Hey, what's your name?
Maybe we'll have a little dance later on.
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428. Milky, you son of a bitch.
I got you a drink. There you go.
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429. What are you doing?
Look at your pupils. Are you on pills?
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430. You intellectuals, when
you go, you really go.
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431. Hey, Ruby, who's that over there?
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432. Must be a gatecrasher.
See you in a bit, yeah?
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433. Serge, you getting all this?
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434. What a party! You guys are amazing.
DJ, come on, let's get it thumping!
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435. Ladies, you up for a little bit of limbo?
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436. Oh, yeah, all right.
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437. I'm doing it, okay?
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438. Well, what's wrong with Vince exactly?
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439. He's a good influence on me actually.
Him and Ruby, having fun together.
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440. And what do we do all day? Put shelves up.
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441. Can you back off? You're crowding me here.
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442. Just give me some space.
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443. Precious?
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444. Oh, no.
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445. Me and Ruby have got
a pretty open relationship
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446. so you ladies are welcome
to come back to our hut later on.
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447. - Vince.
- Hey, Howard.
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448. Excuse me. I need to have a word.
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449. I knew you'd come.
Get yourself a cocktail, man.
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450. I need to have a word now.
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451. What's happened here?
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452. Uh, I came back.
She must have fallen over. I don't know.
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453. - What's that on your hands?
- It's nothing.
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454. That looks like coconut milk to me.
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455. It was an accident. You've got to help me.
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456. All right, don't panic.
We've got to get rid of this body.
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457. Howard, no one can find out about this.
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458. - Thanks, Vince. Thanks. That's brilliant.
- It's okay.
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459. So what are we going to tell Ruby, then?
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460. I don't know. I'll think of something.
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461. I'll say she built a raft
and went on holiday.
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462. Built a raft and went on holiday?
She's not gonna believe that.
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463. They were best mates.
They used to go shopping together.
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464. What do you want me to do?
You're the one who killed her.
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465. Put your foot down.
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466. They're gaining on us!
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467. Does this thing go any faster?
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468. I've got a stitch.
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469. Silence in the court.
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470. Howard Moon and Vince Noir,
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471. you are hereby charged with the murder
of Precious Lilywhite.
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472. Don't worry, Vince.
I've got a little something up my sleeve.
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473. Call our first witness to the stand.
Milky Joe.
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474. Ah, you sly old rooster.
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475. Come on, Milky.
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476. From the first time
I saw him, I always knew he was a killer.
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477. That's enough now, Milky.
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478. He was a violent man.
You could see it in his eyes. A beast.
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479. When I found out he killed his wife,
I was not surprised.
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480. Shut it, Milky, now.
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481. - His friend was violent, too.
- You don't even know me, you garlic twit.
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482. If you ask me, they both did it.
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483. Great. You got any more ideas?
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484. I find you guilty on all counts of murder.
Take them away.
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485. Roll up, roll up. Everyone's a winner.
The coconut shie.
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486. One euro, that's all I'm asking.
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487. Grease my cockney palm and you can
throw balls to your heart's content.
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488. Knock their murdering
smiles right off their faces.
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489. I want to see twisted bone and meat all
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490. over the back wall by
the time I'm finished.
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491. Hey!
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492. Looks like you were having yourselves
a coco nightmare.
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493. What you talking about?
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494. You're eating rancid coconuts.
Makes you coco loco.
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495. Anyway, the ship is here.
You'd better come along.
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496. Hey, mate, you ever thought about
having layers put in your hair?
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497. - Vince, no.
- Could I get a mullet?
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498. - The mullet. I invented the mullet.
- Primo.
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499. What are you doing back?
I thought you went to make your fortune?
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500. Yeah, it didn't quite
work out like that, did it?
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501. - So you didn't do Pie Face Showcase, then?
- No, we didn't.
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502. Ten euros please, Bollo.
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503. Let's watch it anyway.
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504. Welcome to the Pie Face Showcase.
Whoa, I made a rhyme.
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505. My name's Bob Fossil.
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506. I'm your host with the most.
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507. We got a great act for you tonight.
You're going to love them. I love them.
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508. My wife loves them, a little bit too much
if you know what I mean!
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509. This is Milky Joe and the Coconuts.
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