1. Psst!Copy !req
2. I am so glad you are here.
We have precious little time.Copy !req
3. I need you to perform
a task of unimaginable danger.Copy !req
4. I believe you are the
only man who can do it.Copy !req
5. Do you accept?Copy !req
6. What are the hours?Copy !req
7. It will take the rest of
your life and beyond.Copy !req
8. All right, I haven't got much on.Copy !req
9. Take this. It is a sacred amulet.Copy !req
10. If that falls into the hands of our
enemies, this planet will be doomed.Copy !req
11. You must take it away and hide it.Copy !req
12. - Who are you anyway?
- It is I, the King.Copy !req
13. Cool. I'll just nip home
and get a couple of bits.Copy !req
14. No, we have no time.Copy !req
15. You must go far away
to a planet called Earth.Copy !req
16. How will I get there?Copy !req
17. Press the button in the amulet,
it will take you there.Copy !req
18. - Cheers, King. I'll never forget you.
- And I will never forget you, Banoo.Copy !req
19. - It's Naboo, actually.
- What?Copy !req
20. I came as quickly as I could. My liege.Copy !req
21. I have trained for over
30 years for this task.Copy !req
22. I'm the fittest, the strongest,
the fastest warrior in all the land.Copy !req
23. With me the amulet will be safe.
I am your humble servant, Banoo.Copy !req
24. Shit!Copy !req
25. …to the world of the Mighty Boosh.Copy !req
26. - Cup of tea?
- What's the point?Copy !req
27. Come on, we've had worse gigs than that,
you know. Just a tough crowd.Copy !req
28. You heard what they were saying,
"Why did you bring your dad on stage?"Copy !req
29. They could've been
talking about the sound man.Copy !req
30. They were talking about
me and you know it.Copy !req
31. "Who's that? Your science teacher?"Copy !req
32. Well, you've always been
more mature than me, you know.Copy !req
33. We're the same age!Copy !req
34. I know.
It was always like that, even at school.Copy !req
35. Hey, Vince,
I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
36. Cheers.Copy !req
37. - Oi, Vince, is that your dad?
- No!Copy !req
38. - We're the same age!
- Come on, Howard, let's get out of here.Copy !req
39. I've always been big-boned.Copy !req
40. Exactly.
People love that about you, you know.Copy !req
41. You know what people call you?Copy !req
42. - What?
- The Buffalo Man.Copy !req
43. What's a big old buffalo doing
trying to make it in a band?Copy !req
44. It's a young man's game.
I've already got four crow's-feet.Copy !req
45. - Maybe I should get a face-lift.
- Well, that is an option.Copy !req
46. It's a drastic one, though.
There's other things you could do first.Copy !req
47. Like what?Copy !req
48. Well, I mean your outfit.
What's going on there?Copy !req
49. This is my look.
A good look, a strong look.Copy !req
50. Yeah, for Magnum, P.I.
maybe. Hawaiian shorts?Copy !req
51. Yeah. My legs are my best feature.
I've been told they're slim and youthful.Copy !req
52. They're not going to get you
on the cover of NME though, are they?Copy !req
53. Don't be knocking the pegs, okay?Copy !req
54. These babies have
turned heads in their time.Copy !req
55. Look, Howard, I think you're going
to have to learn to accessorize.Copy !req
56. - What?
- Well, you know, gloves, belts, badges.Copy !req
57. You can really breathe
new life into an outfit.Copy !req
58. I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon.Copy !req
59. There's a simple truth to me.
I don't have to adorn myself in trinkets.Copy !req
60. Whatever.Copy !req
61. ChessCopy !req
62. - What's up with him?
- He's having an age crisis.Copy !req
63. - Well, it is all about youth these days.
- I know. How old are you?Copy !req
64. - Real age or press age?
- Real age.Copy !req
65. I am 40. But because I am DJ, I say 29.Copy !req
66. Nice.Copy !req
67. - What about Naboo?
- He 406.Copy !req
68. - No way! He looks about 12.
- Yeah.Copy !req
69. What's his secret? Oil of Olay I bet.Copy !req
70. - He has different secret.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
71. Yeah, he has access to Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
72. - He must have hidden it somewhere.
- Imagine if we find it, it will be genius.Copy !req
73. Our old brains encased
in tight youthful faces.Copy !req
74. Where is it?Copy !req
75. - I've got something. There's a map here.
- I'll take that.Copy !req
76. - I'm the cartographer around here.
- I found it.Copy !req
77. There's something for you.
That's more your style, isn't it?Copy !req
78. - Nice and shiny.
- Cool.Copy !req
79. "To find the Fountain of Youth you must
first reach the Desert of Nightmares."Copy !req
80. What did you say?Copy !req
81. If only we could find
the Desert of Nightmares.Copy !req
82. Check this out.Copy !req
83. Do you think Naboo will mind
us borrowing this for a while?Copy !req
84. - No.
- Come on.Copy !req
85. - Let's get ourselves some youth juice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
86. I don't believe it.
We've gone round in circles.Copy !req
87. I've read about this.Copy !req
88. If you're walking in the desert
and there's no landmarksCopy !req
89. and you've got one leg shorter than
the other, you just go round in circles.Copy !req
90. - What are you saying about my legs?
- I'm not saying anything about your legs.Copy !req
91. You're always having a poke at my legs,
aren't you?Copy !req
92. I'm not talking about your…
Well, they are quite funny.Copy !req
93. There's nothing funny about my legs.Copy !req
94. They're like hosepipes
propping up a beanbag.Copy !req
95. That's my look, okay?
You're just jealous.Copy !req
96. You only dream of having legs like mine.
Willowy and sleek like the antelope.Copy !req
97. Whatever.Copy !req
98. Tell you, this Factor 3000 is genius.Copy !req
99. It's tested out on Goths and albinos.
It's part of the Edgar Winter range.Copy !req
100. Yeah, well, give me some.Copy !req
101. - There's none left.
- Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
102. Oh, great. I'm going to burn up.Copy !req
103. You'll be all right.
You look good with a tan, you know.Copy !req
104. I need to be pale. It's part of my look.
I'm the Shoreditch vampire.Copy !req
105. I've got sensitive skin, okay.
Do you remember why we came here?Copy !req
106. I've got four crow's-feet as it is.Copy !req
107. - Five, actually.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
108. - I've just seen one appear under your eye.
- Don't be joking now.Copy !req
109. - There's another one.
- Stop it!Copy !req
110. - Six.
- Shut up!Copy !req
111. - Seven.
- Stop it.Copy !req
112. - They're coming thick and fast.
- This isn't funny, okay?Copy !req
113. Halt! What brings you to
the Desert of Nightmares?Copy !req
114. Actually, we're looking
for the Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
115. We're just passing through.Copy !req
116. Ah! Many a vain man has come
searching for the Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
117. And many a vain man has been killed.Copy !req
118. - Why?
- Because I have killed them.Copy !req
119. Yeah, right.
You and whose army?Copy !req
120. Me and my army.Copy !req
121. Kashungo!Copy !req
122. Check us out!Copy !req
123. I don't believe this.
They've been going through my stuff again.Copy !req
124. Probably looking for Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
125. Really?Copy !req
126. And why would they
be looking for that, Bollo?Copy !req
127. - I don't know.
- Have you been yapping off again?Copy !req
128. Bollo need to go now.Copy !req
129. They've taken the amulet.
We've got to go and find them.Copy !req
130. Where they go?Copy !req
131. To a place far, far away.Copy !req
132. A place where I was born.Copy !req
133. - Streatham?
- No, the planet Xooberon, you jerk off.Copy !req
134. Oh, Xooberon. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
135. We have reached a verdict.Copy !req
136. You shall be buried up
to your necks in sand.Copy !req
137. Left in the midday
sun to be cooked alive.Copy !req
138. Have you anything to say?Copy !req
139. - Have you got the amulet?
- Yeah, shall we get out of here?Copy !req
140. - One minute.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
141. Yeah, I've got
something to say, actually.Copy !req
142. Oh, really?Copy !req
143. Yeah, I was just wondering why
you were doing all this sort of stuff.Copy !req
144. Is it now, and I'm going out on a limb
here, because you're a little bit short?Copy !req
145. I'm not short, am I?Copy !req
146. See. I'm a big 'un.Copy !req
147. Come on, they're just kneeling
down to make you look taller.Copy !req
148. - I am taller than most things.
- Like what?Copy !req
149. Chairs. Beach balls. Women on their sides.Copy !req
150. You're technically a midget.
I'm sorry to break it to you.Copy !req
151. I am four foot six without shoeses.Copy !req
152. With the hat, maybe.Copy !req
153. Is that why you wear it?
To give you a little boost?Copy !req
154. This is all me.Copy !req
155. Who looks foolish now?Copy !req
156. You, you blue berk.
What's that comb-over all about?Copy !req
157. That's not disguising the
size of your head, you know.Copy !req
158. Oh, I'm going to beat you
within an inch of your life.Copy !req
159. - What with? Your forehead?
- Zantar!Copy !req
160. Press it now. Press it now, Vince!Copy !req
161. - It's not working.
- What do you mean it's not working?Copy !req
162. - I think the batteries have run out.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
163. - The batteries are dead.
- What batteries?Copy !req
164. Yes, good, Zantar.
There'll be snacks for you later.Copy !req
165. Zantar. A little on the short side
but he packs a wallop.Copy !req
166. Behold! He has the amulet.
All hail our new leader.Copy !req
167. Yeah, right. You didn't quite realize
who you were messing with, did you?Copy !req
168. You don't have the amulet.Copy !req
169. - Can't you get any closer?
- I'm trying, boss.Copy !req
170. - Oh, it's not crashed again, has it?
- No, the mouse is stuck.Copy !req
171. Zoom in on that bird with the big hair.Copy !req
172. Right click, right click. Zoom.Copy !req
173. Halle-bleeding-lujah. I knew it, boy.Copy !req
174. I had a strange feeling in the pit of my
stomach this morning when I woke up.Copy !req
175. At first I thought it was the crab sticks,
but now it all makes sense.Copy !req
176. The amulet, it's come back at last!Copy !req
177. When I get that amulet and get to the
Fountain of Youth, I'll rule the universe.Copy !req
178. With an army of green
bitches marching andCopy !req
179. destroying everything
in their cockney wake.Copy !req
180. I love you, boss.Copy !req
181. - Shut up and put the tea on.
- All right. How about some malt loaf?Copy !req
182. - Yeah, I'll have a slice.
- Right.Copy !req
183. Apples and pears and various other fruit.Copy !req
184. Yeah, so basically, I backcomb it.
I rarely wash it.Copy !req
185. It just stays like this all day.Copy !req
186. Bravissimo! Remarkable!Copy !req
187. - Could you sign this for my wife?
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. Make it out to Alan.Copy !req
189. Can I have some space?
I'm getting a bit claustro.Copy !req
190. Give our master some space, you pig dogs.Copy !req
191. Can I get you anything else,
my little plum dumpling?Copy !req
192. Well, I am quite thirsty.Copy !req
193. Slave! Water! Now!Copy !req
194. - Nice shorts.
- I'm not happy about this, you know.Copy !req
195. How dare you speak
in the presence of the Chosen One!Copy !req
196. Chosen One?Copy !req
197. - I've already told you.
- Will you stop doing that?Copy !req
198. You're not listening. Shall I kill him?Copy !req
199. Um…Copy !req
200. No, don't kill him.
Let me have a word with him in private.Copy !req
201. Everyone out, you little dick bags.Copy !req
202. I can stay, of course, because
I'm the favorite of the Chosen One.Copy !req
203. - Oh, my dear sweet gorgeous lord.
- What you doing?Copy !req
204. Oh, I've crossed the line. Forgive me.Copy !req
205. I shall cut off my hand.Copy !req
206. Oh, this is bad! God!Copy !req
207. No!Copy !req
208. God, it hurts so good.Copy !req
209. Listen, we've got to get out of here
and get some batteries for that amulet.Copy !req
210. Where are we going to get those from?
The local Dixons?Copy !req
211. I don't know where to get them from
but we can't get home without them.Copy !req
212. - What's the rush?
- What do you mean, what's the rush?Copy !req
213. We're being held
captive by a violent dwarf.Copy !req
214. I'm not.Copy !req
215. Look, you remember why we came here, yeah?
To find the Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
216. Yeah, but that was before.Copy !req
217. - Before what?
- Before I found out I was the Chosen One.Copy !req
218. Vince, you've gone wrong.Copy !req
219. I've always felt like I
might be the Chosen One.Copy !req
220. What?Copy !req
221. Do you believe in fate, Howard?
I mean, I was wearing the amulet.Copy !req
222. Well, maybe I should wear
that amulet for a little bit, yeah?Copy !req
223. You don't accessorize.
There's a simple truth to you.Copy !req
224. - You bitch. Give me that amulet.
- Guards.Copy !req
225. - What shall we do with him?
- Just get him out of my sight.Copy !req
226. Very well, cupcake.Copy !req
227. Shooting star, you're
a beautiful ball of lightCopy !req
228. Get out of the way. I can't see nothin'Copy !req
229. You're all in my periferinsCopy !req
230. You're in my periferins visualCopy !req
231. I cannot, how can I concentrate?Copy !req
232. You're all over like a bluebottleCopy !req
233. Getting in…
Getting in all about the placeCopy !req
234. Flipping idiot.Copy !req
235. Sandstorm! Sandstorm!
Storm of sand. Sandstorm.Copy !req
236. Can you keep it down a bit?
I'm trying to straighten my hair.Copy !req
237. Run for your lives.Copy !req
238. What's happening? Where's everyone going?Copy !req
239. - This is your first test.
- What test?Copy !req
240. It is written that the Chosen One
must destroy the evil sand beastCopy !req
241. that has cursed our tribe
for hundreds of tens of years.Copy !req
242. Unless, perhaps, you
are not the Chosen One.Copy !req
243. No, no, he is the Chosen One. Good luck.Copy !req
244. Good luck, my lovely lady lumps. Bye.Copy !req
245. - I am Sandstorm.
- I'm Vince.Copy !req
246. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
247. Ow!Copy !req
248. Feel the power of my
grade four glass paper palms.Copy !req
249. Na, na!Copy !req
250. That hurt, you bombaclot.Copy !req
251. That's just the beginning.
I plan to sand you down to a pulp, cowboy.Copy !req
252. - Why?
- What? I am Sandstorm.Copy !req
253. - Yeah? So what?
- Stop the talk, prepare for a chaffing.Copy !req
254. - There's something wrong with you.
- No, there isn't.Copy !req
255. - You're all angry.
- Yes, I am angry.Copy !req
256. You've got no charm or charisma.Copy !req
257. There's nothing to you.
You're just violence in a tool belt.Copy !req
258. - Who are you to judge me? I am frustrated.
- Why?Copy !req
259. Because I cannot love.
It's a living hell for me.Copy !req
260. - What is?
- My life.Copy !req
261. - I'm made from sandpaper.
- Yeah, I'm getting that.Copy !req
262. I can't touch anything.
If I do, I wear it down.Copy !req
263. I plane surfaces without realizing it.Copy !req
264. I cannot even touch myself.Copy !req
265. I'm having a bit of a shocker.Copy !req
266. Hmm.Copy !req
267. Well, have you thought
about accessorizing?Copy !req
268. What?Copy !req
269. Well, you know, what about some gloves?Copy !req
270. - Gloves? What is gloves?
- Take these.Copy !req
271. - They go over your hands.
- Oh.Copy !req
272. Ah!Copy !req
273. Hand sheaths.Copy !req
274. Never before have I felt
the soft contours of my face.Copy !req
275. Never have I lightly caressed
the angular frame that is my torso.Copy !req
276. Oh, this is great. Now I can love myself.Copy !req
277. Oh, my.Copy !req
278. Oh, love, love.Copy !req
279. Love, love.Copy !req
280. Oh, love, love.Copy !req
281. Can I keep these?Copy !req
282. - Yeah.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
283. - No one's ever given me a gift before.
- That's fine.Copy !req
284. If ever you need help, general DIY or…
I'm very good with coving.Copy !req
285. Simply blow this horn
and I shall repay your kindness. Bye.Copy !req
286. See you later.Copy !req
287. Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto,Copy !req
288. Mars, Venus,Copy !req
289. George, Gr… Gracie.Copy !req
290. That is the list of my
best friends in order.Copy !req
291. Order of preference.Copy !req
292. There, it is decided.
I love the Chosen One most.Copy !req
293. And in appreciation of your killing
the evil sand beast,Copy !req
294. I present you with this gift.Copy !req
295. Wow, thanks a lot.Copy !req
296. - Cheers.
- It took me ages to wrap.Copy !req
297. Have you got anything else?
I do like gifts.Copy !req
298. Oh, yes. Pepo!Copy !req
299. Ow!Copy !req
300. - Pepo, come over here.
- All right, Pepo?Copy !req
301. Pepo is the greatest artist
our race has ever produced.Copy !req
302. He has been watching
you ever since you arrived.Copy !req
303. I hope you don't mind, but I think this is
the best piece of work I've ever done.Copy !req
304. That is cool.Copy !req
305. It must have taken you ages.
It's so perfect.Copy !req
306. - I mean, the fringe is a bit short.
- Forgive me, my lord.Copy !req
307. I just meant you could
probably redo the fringe.Copy !req
308. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
309. Okay. Music.Copy !req
310. Why do you not join in the festivities?Copy !req
311. - It's not really my scene.
- Nor mine.Copy !req
312. He is not the Chosen One.Copy !req
313. - What do you mean?
- You are.Copy !req
314. Am I? I mean, I am but…
How did you know that?Copy !req
315. I've been watching you in your shorts.Copy !req
316. You are a powerful man
with slim handsome legs.Copy !req
317. - You noticed?
- How could I fail to?Copy !req
318. Such legs.Copy !req
319. I know why you are here.
You seek the Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
320. How do you know that?Copy !req
321. I also know your so-called friend Vince
plans to ditch you and get it himself,Copy !req
322. and form a band with younger people.Copy !req
323. - What?
- Yes, he's drunk on power.Copy !req
324. But I see something
special in your eyes, Howard.Copy !req
325. - You should have the amulet.
- Yes. How?Copy !req
326. - You are his personal slave, are you not?
- More of a valet, but yes.Copy !req
327. - You fold his clothes, peel his grapes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
328. Wash his balls.Copy !req
329. I draw the line at that, but I do deal
with some of his more personal business.Copy !req
330. - And you have access to his tent?
- I do.Copy !req
331. - I can't hear that.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
332. Basically, you go
into his tent when he isCopy !req
333. asleep, you open the
flap, you steal the amulet…Copy !req
334. Psst.Copy !req
335. Oh, hi.Copy !req
336. - You have the amulet?
- Yeah, yeah, he was sleeping like a baby.Copy !req
337. - Never mind, give me the amulet.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
338. Maybe when this whole thing is over
we could go out for meal.Copy !req
339. Do you like Chinese food?Copy !req
340. I don't think so, squire.Copy !req
341. Italian?Copy !req
342. Where am I? What's happening?Copy !req
343. Someone stole the amulet last night
while I was asleep.Copy !req
344. Oh. Who would do something like that?Copy !req
345. Silence!Copy !req
346. You have lost the amulet.
Our most valuable of jewels.Copy !req
347. And now you must pay the price.Copy !req
348. By midday you will be
two burning balls of fire.Copy !req
349. Now make peace with your gods.Copy !req
350. I suppose a hat would be
out of the question, would it?Copy !req
351. Shut it.Copy !req
352. Perfect.Copy !req
353. Howard, do you think
it's going to be all right?Copy !req
354. No.Copy !req
355. We're going to die in the
most horrific way known to man.Copy !req
356. - We had some good times though, didn't we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
357. - Yeah.
- Remember the time we had that soup?Copy !req
358. That was brilliant.Copy !req
359. - Oh, classic times.
- Crazy days.Copy !req
360. Come on, it'll be all right.
Something will turn up, it always does.Copy !req
361. Tell you what, this Edgar
Winter sun cream, it's incredible.Copy !req
362. I only applied a small amount and I
feel like I'm in a cool mountain stream.Copy !req
363. How are you bearing up?Copy !req
364. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
365. - Where did you get those sunglasses from?
- A passing coyote took pity on me.Copy !req
366. He took pity on you, did he?
He took a piss on me.Copy !req
367. I think in his own simple way, he was
probably just trying to cool you down.Copy !req
368. Hey, Howard, it's Naboo!Copy !req
369. - What the hell's been going on here?
- Yeah, we got into a spot of bother.Copy !req
370. - Where's Howard?
- What do you mean? I'm right here.Copy !req
371. - What's happened to you?
- Why? Have I caught the sun?Copy !req
372. - You look like jacket potato.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
373. Bollo, get him out.
I'm going to start the carpet.Copy !req
374. Don't panic, Vince.
I'll have you out in a jiffy.Copy !req
375. What you starting with him for?
Dig me out.Copy !req
376. Too late for you.Copy !req
377. - Vince precious flower.
- Bollo, have you got anything for my face?Copy !req
378. Beans or coleslaw?Copy !req
379. Ah, there it is!
I can scarcely believe my powerful peeper.Copy !req
380. It does exist. Take a look, Stu.
The Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
381. Wow, it look different, boss.Copy !req
382. Well, they've done it
all up, haven't they?Copy !req
383. It's all Ikea now, boy.Copy !req
384. There it is!Copy !req
385. The magic H2O comes cascading
out of this shower head.Copy !req
386. And when liberally
applied to my thin greenCopy !req
387. body, it will restore
me to my former glory.Copy !req
388. - And beauty, mind.
- Yeah, nice one.Copy !req
389. We're getting closer.
It's not too far now.Copy !req
390. I've got a bad feeling about this.Copy !req
391. Yeah, you've always got a bad feeling,
haven't you?Copy !req
392. Shut up, walnut face.Copy !req
393. Hey, they're coming, boss.Copy !req
394. Hey, how did that happen?Copy !req
395. Don't you worry about it, boy.Copy !req
396. I've got one last trick
up my Lambeth sleeve.Copy !req
397. Oh, evil tree, go about
your wicked foul business.Copy !req
398. I am evil tree.Copy !req
399. Aah!Copy !req
400. Prepare to meet your doom.Copy !req
401. Don't anyone panic.Copy !req
402. It'll be all right as long
as we stick together.Copy !req
403. Oh, thanks a lot, Howard.Copy !req
404. I've got an idea.Copy !req
405. Come here, you little dresser.Copy !req
406. You little posh cabinet.Copy !req
407. Pop your little drawers out.Copy !req
408. Pop out your little drawers.Copy !req
409. Shit.Copy !req
410. Prepare to meet your doom.Copy !req
411. - Sand!
- You'd better believe it. Hold these.Copy !req
412. Oh!Copy !req
413. Prepare to die, tree.Copy !req
414. - Wait! Perhaps we are not so different.
- What?Copy !req
415. - Well, I am made of wood.
- So?Copy !req
416. - And you are made of sandpaper.
- And?Copy !req
417. - Paper comes from wood.
- What?Copy !req
418. If you kill me, you are killing yourself.Copy !req
419. Nice try.Copy !req
420. - Wait!
- I'm going to smooth you. Smooth you down.Copy !req
421. No!Copy !req
422. - Wait! A little to the left.
- I am a DIY demon.Copy !req
423. I'll be back to varnish you later,
you little pine tart.Copy !req
424. Thank you.Copy !req
425. - See you, Sand.
- Bye, guys.Copy !req
426. Who was that wanker?Copy !req
427. Ooh! Hey!Copy !req
428. I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower.
Ha, ha!Copy !req
429. I can feel myself getting younger.Copy !req
430. Each droplet taking me back to puberty.Copy !req
431. I'm a cockney, I'm a cockney.Copy !req
432. - It's too late.
- Not quite.Copy !req
433. Oh, it burns!Copy !req
434. I'm melting. I'm burning. No!Copy !req
435. You've liquefied me, you slags.Copy !req
436. Nice work, Naboo.Copy !req
437. Cheers.Copy !req
438. If only the King was
here, he'd be so proud.Copy !req
439. Perhaps the King is closer than you think.Copy !req
440. - Who's that?
- It is I, the King.Copy !req
441. - All right, King.
- Naboo.Copy !req
442. - Nice hair.
- Thanks.Copy !req
443. What do you use?Copy !req
444. - Root booster.
- Seaweed.Copy !req
445. I just leave mine natural. Howard Moon.Copy !req
446. Well done, Naboo. You have defeated the
evil cockney and averted great disaster.Copy !req
447. Come, reign with me.Copy !req
448. We shall enjoy a full
range of lentil-basedCopy !req
449. dishes and listen to
folk music every night.Copy !req
450. Actually, I've got stuff on.Copy !req
451. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
452. Oh, well Fare thee well, Naboo.Copy !req
453. I came as quickly as I could.Copy !req
454. I heard there was great
trouble in the forest.Copy !req
455. Have you ever thought
of investing in a watch?Copy !req
456. - What time is it?
- It's four o'clock.Copy !req
457. Shit, I've got to pick up the kids.Copy !req
458. What a berk.Copy !req
459. I can't believe we went all the way there
and didn't even get any youth juice.Copy !req
460. - What do you think this is?
- No way.Copy !req
461. - Shave off a couple of years, eh?
- Genius. Give us a go.Copy !req
462. What's it like?Copy !req
463. - Oh, it's tasty.
- That's enough, that's enough.Copy !req
464. I'm the one that's
like a flipping walnut.Copy !req
465. All right, testicle head.Copy !req
466. - That better not be what I think it is.
- What if it is?Copy !req
467. You idiots, you're not
supposed to drink it.Copy !req
468. - Is that milk warm, yet?
- I can't tell really. My elbow, too hairy.Copy !req
469. - Oh, no!
- What?Copy !req
470. I think Howard's done a
little mistake in his pants.Copy !req
471. That's enough music for tonight.Copy !req
472. No more music.Copy !req
473. Ow!Copy !req