1. Come with us now
on a journey through time and space.Copy !req
2. To the world of
"The Mighty Boosh".Copy !req
3. Ooh, now. Hello, Nelly.Copy !req
4. Mm-mm, Lady Vinyl.
Ow, chicka-chicka.Copy !req
5. - All right, what is it?
- Oh, what? This?Copy !req
6. Yeah, this is only the most valuable
jazz record in existence.Copy !req
7. - Voodoo Scat by Howling Jimmy Jeferson.
- Why's it in its own house?Copy !req
8. It's hermetically sealed, Vince,
in air from the 1950s.Copy !req
9. I've been saving 20 years for this
and it's finally arrived.Copy !req
10. - Go on, then, put it on.
- You don't play records like this.Copy !req
11. You'll widen the grooves, lower the value.
No, no.Copy !req
12. This is the only one -
handmade by Howling Jimmy himself.Copy !req
13. - Who?
- Howling Jimmy Jeferson,Copy !req
14. the inventor of jazz scat singing.Copy !req
15. Oh, scat! Out of all the aspects of jazz, scat
has got to be the worst, the main ofender.Copy !req
16. - You don't know what it is, do you?
- Not really, but when it comes on, I go red.Copy !req
17. Yeah. Let me demonstrate to you a little bit
of the power of jazz scat singing.Copy !req
18. Oh, I've got to get away from you.
You're a freak. I can feel myself going red.Copy !req
19. - Pick that up, would you?
- Pick what up?Copy !req
20. - Pick up the paperclip.
- It's just a paperclip.Copy !req
21. Paperclips live in
the paperclip tray.Copy !req
22. Blu Tack lives in the Blu Tack garden,
Sellotape upon the Sellotape tree.Copy !req
23. - Sellotape tree?
- The stickier the tape, the higher the branch.Copy !req
24. It's a simple system. Everything has
its own place in Stationery Village.Copy !req
25. All change, please.
Paperclip Castle.Copy !req
26. - You are so anal, Howard.
- Less of the backchat. Pick up the clip.Copy !req
27. I don't pick stuf up,
I knock stuf down.Copy !req
28. - Where's all this coming from?
- It's from deep within. I'm a punk now.Copy !req
29. - A punk? Is that what that's about?
- Yeah. Check out my outfit.Copy !req
30. In fact, check this out.
It is genius.Copy !req
31. Is that one of my safety pins? It should be
tucked away in Safety Pin Cottage.Copy !req
32. It's not one of yours.
I got this at Camden.Copy !req
33. This is the original pin
Sid Vicious wore through his nose.Copy !req
34. - It's got stuf on it.
- It's full of punk diseases.Copy !req
35. Whoa, loads of hepatitis C on it.
Whoa.Copy !req
36. - Don't do that. Oi, back of!
- Whoa.Copy !req
37. Imagine it went into your jazz bones.
You would crumble like Ryvita.Copy !req
38. First you're a new-raver, then you're a mod.
You're flicking about on the breeze of fashion.Copy !req
39. - Yeah? Well, I'm a punk now, all right?
- Oh, really?Copy !req
40. - And I'm angry.
- What about?Copy !req
41. - About stuf.
- What stuf?Copy !req
42. - All the stuf that's going on.
- All stuf? Like what?Copy !req
43. - Government. Climate change.
- Climate change?Copy !req
44. It's getting hot, Howard.Copy !req
45. And that makes your hair
more dificult to straighten?Copy !req
46. - That and it's a bit clammy.
- I'm angrier than you.Copy !req
47. - I know you are, but you turn it in on yourself.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
48. Yes, you do. I've seen you in the hallway
giving yourself a Chinese burn. Hm?Copy !req
49. - I project my anger out in the form of poetry.
- You're a punk poet as well?Copy !req
50. I'm lead singer of Terminal Margaret.Copy !req
51. - Never heard of you.
- You will do in two days. They're coming now.Copy !req
52. Don't be showing them Stationery Village now
you've sectioned it of cos that is well creepy.Copy !req
53. Organised stationery
means good business.Copy !req
54. While we're at it, where's Pritt Stick three?
I put that in my holster this morning.Copy !req
55. Cool your boots.
I borrowed it. I'll give it back to you.Copy !req
56. I see. You're a punk,
so now you're glue-snifing. Well done.Copy !req
57. I'm not glue-snifing. I'm making a scrapbook
of my favourite punks.Copy !req
58. Check it out.Copy !req
59. Hm?Copy !req
60. - It's quite nice.
- You should do a jazz one.Copy !req
61. - I might do.
- My mates are gonna be here any second.Copy !req
62. - You should nick of round the back.
- I'm not nipping of round the back.Copy !req
63. - If they see you, they are gonna kick of.
- I'll glue their mouth shut.Copy !req
64. I'm the sherif of Stationery Village.Copy !req
65. - Hey, Vince.
- Hey, guys. How are you?Copy !req
66. - Ooh!
- That's a good joke.Copy !req
67. - You all set for tonight, mate?
- I thought we could wear bondage trousers.Copy !req
68. - Yeah, great.
- Pretty punk, yeah.Copy !req
69. - Could you not do that? It's a valuable piano.
- Fuck of, mate.Copy !req
70. Oi, Vince,
who's the geography teacher?Copy !req
71. Oh, yeah,
this is my mate Howard.Copy !req
72. - This is Micky Jizz.
- Hi, Micky.Copy !req
73. Jackie Jerk-of,
and Dick and Donnie Brain Damage.Copy !req
74. - Yeah, that goes there.
- It can go there, though, can't it?Copy !req
75. It can, but it doesn't.Copy !req
76. - Have you tried this?
- I did try it, but I didn't like it so I left it there.Copy !req
77. - Try again.
- This is Stationery Village.Copy !req
78. You don't have a passport so vacate.Copy !req
79. I wouldn't wanna live there, anyway.
Nor would Mr Pen.Copy !req
80. - He doesn't live down there, does he?
- Look, this record's in its own house.Copy !req
81. No, don't lick that, please.Copy !req
82. - Why's it in a little house?
- It's valuable. Put it back.Copy !req
83. - What if I wanna buy it?
- If you had a thousand euros.Copy !req
84. Somehow, I don't think you do have.Copy !req
85. - I've changed my mind.
- It's too late.Copy !req
86. - Who is this guy?
- He's with us. He's making a documentary.Copy !req
87. - Ignore me, I'm not here.
- Stop doing that, please.Copy !req
88. - I'm not really here.
- No, no!Copy !req
89. - Could it fly?
- It's in the modern air!Copy !req
90. - Whatever.
- It should be in its special house.Copy !req
91. - Vince, smash it!Copy !req
92. - It is quite expensive.
- Vince, Vince.Copy !req
93. - Break it!
- Do it! Do it! Do it!Copy !req
94. Do it! Do it!Copy !req
95. - Nooooo!Copy !req
96. - Ha ha!
- Fucking wicked footage.Copy !req
97. Let's go and eat something else!Copy !req
98. - Hey, can you sign this, please?
- What is it?Copy !req
99. - It's the release form for the documentary.
- Oh, yeah, OK.Copy !req
100. Cheers. Knob.Copy !req
101. I went to a dinner party
for all of the planets,Copy !req
102. and Uranus, he knocked up
a spaghetti Bolognese.Copy !req
103. But what happened was
there wasn't any Parmesan,Copy !req
104. and I said,
"I'm the Moon, I'm made of cheese."Copy !req
105. "Why don't you grate of
a portion of me head?"Copy !req
106. And they did.
And it tasted of baby sick.Copy !req
107. - So what's the diagnosis, Lester?
- It's critical, Howard.Copy !req
108. There's definitely a piece missing.Copy !req
109. It amazes me how you manage to do that
with the sense of touch alone.Copy !req
110. Well, you know, when one sense diminishes,
the other increases.Copy !req
111. You know, Shaolin monks train blindfold.Copy !req
112. They can catch a fly in midair with chopsticks,
just by feeling the vibrations.Copy !req
113. Everything's vibrations, Howard.
Like music.Copy !req
114. Here, let me demonstrate.
Throw me that spanner, Howard.Copy !req
115. Don't be shy, now.
Throw it at me hard.Copy !req
116. Throw me another one.Copy !req
117. One more time.Copy !req
118. Now let's go get
the missing piece of that record.Copy !req
119. - That's the closet, Lester.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
120. We're Terminal Margaret and this one's
called "I Did A Shit On Your Mum".Copy !req
121. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
122. Just ignore me, I'm not here!Copy !req
123. I can't find it.Copy !req
124. - You bring that rocking chair with you?
- It's a foldaway. I take it everywhere.Copy !req
125. - Yeah, well, I don't know where it is.
- Problem is, you can't see for looking.Copy !req
126. Put your eyes to bed
and wake up Mr Feel and Mrs Smell.Copy !req
127. Close your eyes,
breathe in and listen.Copy !req
128. That's some funny stuf there,
Lester, thanks.Copy !req
129. I'm just an old man
having a slice of fun pie.Copy !req
130. You're not helping anything, OK? Vince
bit into it here so the piece should be here.Copy !req
131. Maybe he swallowed it.Copy !req
132. - That's not helping.
- Oh, sorry, Howard.Copy !req
133. I'm done now.Copy !req
134. - What's going on?Copy !req
135. Vince?Copy !req
136. I thought he was gonna be
the future of punk.Copy !req
137. Should've checked him out
before you got that done.Copy !req
138. - I'm gonna kill Vince.
- Get of!Copy !req
139. Oi, Vince! Is this a joke?Copy !req
140. What the fuck were you playing at?
You made us look like dicks.Copy !req
141. - I'm gonna kill him!
- Everyone calm down. No need to get violent.Copy !req
142. - What are you gonna do about it, Aladdin?
- Nothing, but have you met my mate Bollo?Copy !req
143. - Get him!
- Grab him, Bollo!Copy !req
144. My battery's run out.
Can you do it again?Copy !req
145. Quick!Copy !req
146. Stop him! Faster, boys!Copy !req
147. - How's he getting away?
- It's these trousers.Copy !req
148. - The straps are just too tight.
- Come back!Copy !req
149. Come back, you...!Copy !req
150. - There's something wrong with Vince.
- Yeah? Good.Copy !req
151. There's something really wrong.
He's talking gibberish.Copy !req
152. That's not gibberish,
that's scat singing.Copy !req
153. - I speak scat.
- What's he saying?Copy !req
154. - He's saying he did eat a piece of that record.
♪ Sibba-dagger-doCopy !req
155. - And it's poisoned him.
- What was the name of that record again?Copy !req
156. Voodoo Scat
by Howling Jimmy Jeferson.Copy !req
157. - Uh, Lester...
- What?Copy !req
158. - Your rocking chair's on my foot.
- Sorry. I think I know what's happening here.Copy !req
159. Let me tell you the tale.
Gather round.Copy !req
160. Not you, Extreme Sports Calendar.Copy !req
161. A long time ago,
before people had webbed knees,Copy !req
162. there was a jazz musician
that lived by the swamps of Mississippi.Copy !req
163. He went by the name
of Howling Jimmy Jefferson.Copy !req
164. And he liked to eat rattlesnakes on toast
and use crocodiles as taxi cabs.Copy !req
165. You're going the wrong way.Copy !req
166. One day, he contracted
a strange swamp feverCopy !req
167. and his hands became see-through
and he knew he was gonna die.Copy !req
168. My fingers are gone.Copy !req
169. He wanted his music to live on,
so he contacted a local voodoo priestCopy !req
170. called Tiny Robert.Copy !req
171. He performed a strange ritual
on his king-size deathbed,Copy !req
172. mixing a drop of Jimmy's blood
with his final recording - "Voodoo Scat".Copy !req
173. Jimmy died and Tiny Robert got ball cancer,
but spotted it early and had it removedCopy !req
174. and it was all fine.Copy !req
175. There's a lesson in that for everyone -
check your balls.Copy !req
176. (man) Twice a week.Copy !req
177. So after Vince ate that record,Copy !req
178. the blood of Howling Jimmy
must've crawled up inside him.Copy !req
179. It's turning everything
that was Vince into jazz.Copy !req
180. - Vince hates jazz. He's allergic to it.
♪ Boo-doo-ba-booCopy !req
181. He heard Weather Report
and his neck went big.Copy !req
182. If we'd known sooner,
we could've counteracted the jazz virus -Copy !req
183. couple of Stooges singles, the Ramones box
set - but it's in his bloodstream now.Copy !req
184. - Is there anything we can do?
- Maybe there is.Copy !req
185. It's a long shot.
I'll need your help.Copy !req
186. Boots does a late opening on Thursdays.
I could nip down there.Copy !req
187. It's more complicated than that. We need
to shrink someone to a molecular level,Copy !req
188. inject him into Vince's bloodstream
using a miniature submarine.Copy !req
189. - Here we go.
- Someone who knows Vince inside out.Copy !req
190. - Mm-hm.
- And has an encyclopedic knowledge of jazz.Copy !req
191. - There's a surprise.
- I can't go in there, I've got asthma.Copy !req
192. - Not you, Bollo, you ball bag.
- Look, he ate that record. It serves him right.Copy !req
193. - He's gonna die, Howard.
- I can't go in there, OK? I mean, I'm busy.Copy !req
194. Stationery Village needs a total rethink,Copy !req
195. and then there's Lester, who is basically an
invalid, and I need to walk him home, don't I?Copy !req
196. We are going in, Howard!Copy !req
197. There is no way I am going inside there.
It's suicide.Copy !req
198. Come on, Howard. We're both old.
We're at the end of our natural-born lives.Copy !req
199. Uh, I have 40 years ahead of me
of vibrant sexual dynamism, sir.Copy !req
200. That's why I hang out with you,
you crack me up!Copy !req
201. Come on, unless someone wants to make
Cocoon V, we are finished.Copy !req
202. Come on, let's g-g-g-go!Copy !req
203. - Diving suits?
- Check.Copy !req
204. - Rocking chair?
- Check.Copy !req
205. - Harpoon?
- Check.Copy !req
206. Be careful, that's a lethal toxic-tipped
harpoon loaded with anti-jazz.Copy !req
207. Plunge it into the nucleus of the jazz cell.
Kill it dead.Copy !req
208. Checkity ass,
kiddly-diddly check!Copy !req
209. Last but not least,
Bollo's made you a packed lunch.Copy !req
210. - Thank you, my furry brother.
- Right, it's shrinking time.Copy !req
211. - Howard, head for the brain.
- Bit quieter, Naboo.Copy !req
212. Sorry. Head for the brain.
Get there before the jazz virus does.Copy !req
213. Good luck.Copy !req
214. - Dr Bollo.
- Dr Naboo.Copy !req
215. You're gonna have to be my eyes
on this mission, Howard.Copy !req
216. See that dial over there?
Turn it to four, please.Copy !req
217. - Check.
- Now check the bathyscope.Copy !req
218. - What is a bathyscope?
- That big screen there in the middle.Copy !req
219. - OK.
- How many atmospheres?Copy !req
220. - Seven.
- Ooh, doggy, that's good.Copy !req
221. Now, hit that red button there on the left.Copy !req
222. That's the milk for
the cofee machine, doofus!Copy !req
223. Yeah, the laughs don't stop coming with you,
do they, Lester?Copy !req
224. - All right, Vince?
- Whatcha, Vince?Copy !req
225. - All right, Vince?
- All right, Vince, how's it going?Copy !req
226. Hey, tiny red blood cell.
Come over here a minute.Copy !req
227. - All right?
- Wanna get yourself a free Topshop voucher?Copy !req
228. - Yeah, that'd be genius.
- Over here.Copy !req
229. That's right.Copy !req
230. Take that, you tiny bitch!
Take it! Drink it down!Copy !req
231. Flipping hell, what have you gone
and done that for? That's really hurt.Copy !req
232. - You, come over here.
- Hello. All right?Copy !req
233. I got a free can of hairspray
round the corner, you interested?Copy !req
234. Oh, I do like hairspray.
I'll take that of your hands.Copy !req
235. You know Shaolin monks can read tea leaves
with their toenails?Copy !req
236. - Yeah, Lester, can you shut up, please?
- All right.Copy !req
237. (all) Halt!Copy !req
238. - What is that, Lester?
- Vince's immune system coming to attack.Copy !req
239. (all) You shall not pass!Copy !req
240. We're on a mission from Naboo.
We need to get to the brain.Copy !req
241. (all) You shall not pass!Copy !req
242. You gotta get out there
and reason with them.Copy !req
243. I packed the harpoon just in case
that bastard jazz cell turns up.Copy !req
244. Don't worry, I got your back.
If you need help, just nod.Copy !req
245. - Aren't you blind?
- Well, when one sense diminishes, the...Copy !req
246. I'll use the walkie-talkie.Copy !req
247. - (all) Who are you?
- I'm Howard Moon. I'm here to help you.Copy !req
248. Something is killing us.
It is you. You will die!Copy !req
249. It's not us. We're here to help. There's a rogue
jazz cell attacking you, we're here to kill it.Copy !req
250. - (all) Oh, jazz!
- We hate jazz! Curiosity Killed the Cat.Copy !req
251. That's not jazz,
that's a pale imitation of true bebop.Copy !req
252. - Ooh!
- You must help us find the jazz cell.Copy !req
253. - We will never help you.
- We will dissolve you like a bath bomb.Copy !req
254. - Prepare for the dissolving!
- No.Copy !req
255. Run the bath!
The bath of pain!Copy !req
256. - Lester, get me out of here!
- Don't worry, Howard. I got your back.Copy !req
257. What are they doing?
They're going backwards towards his big toe.Copy !req
258. Oh, shit!Copy !req
259. - Die! Die!
- We hate you. We will destroy you.Copy !req
260. - Give me a chance. Lead me to the brain.
- We will never help you.Copy !req
261. - What if I give you sweets?
- We will help you.Copy !req
262. No! We will not help him!Copy !req
263. - Not even for liquorice bootlaces?
- No! We will protect Vince!Copy !req
264. - We are Vince.
- We are all Vince.Copy !req
265. - I'm not.
- What? Who are you, then?Copy !req
266. - Uh, Roger Black.
- He's an athlete, you idiot.Copy !req
267. - I am quite fast.
- You're not Roger Black. You're Vince.Copy !req
268. - We all are.
- (all) We are all Vince.Copy !req
269. Vince, I'm Howard.
I'm Vince's best mate.Copy !req
270. - Who?
- Remember the good times we had together?Copy !req
271. - What times?
- The time we had those pancakes...Copy !req
272. - Pancakes?
♪ Eggs, milk and flour, pancake powerCopy !req
273. (all) # Look at his milky yellow sunshine faceCopy !req
274. Ah, Howard, we do remember you.
Shall we take you to the brain?Copy !req
275. - Yes, that's what this has been about.
- To the brain!Copy !req
276. - The brain!
- To the brain!Copy !req
277. The brain!Copy !req
278. Howard, we can go no further.Copy !req
279. This is the optic nerve,
it takes you straight to the brain.Copy !req
280. - Good luck on your mission.
- Thanks a lot. Idiots.Copy !req
281. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
282. - Can I help you?
- Uh... I'm here to see Vince's brain.Copy !req
283. - Have you got an appointment, darling?
- No.Copy !req
284. - It's very important I see the brain now.
- He can't, in fact, see you until July next year.Copy !req
285. Security?Copy !req
286. We've got an intruder in the brain room.
Big man, small eyes. Thank you.Copy !req
287. - I see headbands are coming back in.
- Yeah, I might get one.Copy !req
288. - Hi.
- Who are you?Copy !req
289. - I'm the brain cell.
- The brain cell?Copy !req
290. - Yeah.
- Just you, yeah?Copy !req
291. Well, me and my secretary.
Did you see her?Copy !req
292. She's pretty cute. I'm thinking of asking her
to stay late, catch my drift?Copy !req
293. - I ain't got time for this.
- That is an incredible suit.Copy !req
294. I knew that was gonna come back in.
The scuba look - genius!Copy !req
295. It was either the jockey outfit or the scuba
look. Look at all the accessories, they are wild!Copy !req
296. Can you get of me, please?
Listen, you're in imminent danger from...Copy !req
297. Hang on a sec.
Just gotta check this out.Copy !req
298. Oh, my God! Scuba diving outfits
are so fashionable right now.Copy !req
299. But don't forget to glitter up those flippers
cos aqua bling is so far in.Copy !req
300. - That is good advice.
♪ I am Electro BoyCopy !req
301. I love this guy.Copy !req
302. So, there we have it.
The supercool Vince Noir with "Electro Boy".Copy !req
303. Ciao for now.
Over to Vince Noir with the weather.Copy !req
304. Thanks, Vince. Oh.Copy !req
305. That guy Vince, he's crazy!Copy !req
306. Can you shut up? Listen,
I'm gonna say this once and only once.Copy !req
307. You've been infected
by a malignant jazz organism.Copy !req
308. It's destroying your cells one by one.Copy !req
309. When it reaches you, it will kill you,
and then all that is Vince shall die.Copy !req
310. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
311. - My God, this is huge.
- Yeah. Now you're getting it, yeah?Copy !req
312. I've got an idea.Copy !req
313. Vince, nip out and get me
a scuba diving outfit, with all the accessories.Copy !req
314. Oh, and could you work late tonight?
You know what I'm saying.Copy !req
315. I know what you're thinking - how can I
when I've got Vince and two Vinces at home?Copy !req
316. - What can I say? I married too young.
- Vince?Copy !req
317. I've got a Mr Rogue Jazz Cell here
to see you, darling. Shall I send him in?Copy !req
318. - Yeah, cool. Send him in. He sounds like fun.
- No, two minutes!Copy !req
319. OK. OK.Copy !req
320. - Huh?
- He'll be with you in a couple of minutes.Copy !req
321. - Oh.
- Help yourself to water.Copy !req
322. Get in here.
Get in there.Copy !req
323. I swing both ways,
but I'm not feeling it with you.Copy !req
324. Just get in there.Copy !req
325. I think you can go in now,
if you like.Copy !req
326. Oh, I got you now, boy!Copy !req
327. Hi. You took your time.Copy !req
328. Oh, I'm gonna leap onto you
and suck your head like a Chupa Chup lolly.Copy !req
329. Maybe not, though, eh?
Not when you see this little baby.Copy !req
330. Oh, boy, I am hungry!Copy !req
331. Ow! This bread is stale.Copy !req
332. Oh, man, you got tuna mayonnaise
all over my tendrils.Copy !req
333. Lester!Copy !req
334. I got you now,
little piece of chicken!Copy !req
335. Maybe I've got you.Copy !req
336. Argh!Copy !req
337. What the hell is?
You son of a gun!Copy !req
338. Yeah, thanks a lot, Lester. I just had to fight
a jazz beast with a tuna baguette.Copy !req
339. - How did it go?
- Not well, thank you.Copy !req
340. Wait. I'll kill it, Howard.
I need to step up to the plate.Copy !req
341. - Are you sure about this, Lester?
- As sure as I'm black.Copy !req
342. Yeah, but... Never mind.
It's dangerous. You've got to get close.Copy !req
343. - You've got to stab it straight in the nucleus.
- Just throw me the damn harpoon, honky!Copy !req
344. OK, let's go.Copy !req
345. Yeah. I'll do that, then, yeah?Copy !req
346. Quick, Howard! You haven't got long
before you get big again!Copy !req
347. How you gonna play it, boy?Copy !req
348. Fast and loose, sir.
That's the way Howard Moon plays.Copy !req
349. And destroy the one thing you love?
The one thing you hold dear to yourself?Copy !req
350. - What, stationery?
- Jazz, idiot. I'm talking about jazz. I is jazz.Copy !req
351. - I'm gonna kill you.
- Think you can?Copy !req
352. - Prepare to die.Copy !req
353. Will you stop laughing?
This isn't funny!Copy !req
354. Oh, it is funny, boy.
It's very funny, and I'll tell you why.Copy !req
355. - You can't kill me, boy.
- Why?Copy !req
356. Because I'm your father!Copy !req
357. Noooo!Copy !req
358. Yeah! Let it out!Copy !req
359. - Let it out, boy! Release the pain!Copy !req
360. Daddy's here!
Come to daddy!Copy !req
361. Daddy's come for you, boy!Copy !req
362. Hang on,
my dad's a geography teacher in Leeds.Copy !req
363. I meant, uh, I'm your uncle.Copy !req
364. All those hours spent weeping by the window.
Bring Uncle back for me.Copy !req
365. Noooo!Copy !req
366. What, Uncle Terry?
Who works at Stansted?Copy !req
367. What are they doing?
They've only got ten seconds until they go big.Copy !req
368. - We've got to get them out.
- Where are they?Copy !req
369. In the tear duct.
Bollo, make Vince cry.Copy !req
370. Um...Copy !req
371. - Mick Jagger's got a bald patch.Copy !req
372. He's put on a stone
and he has to wear a tracksuit.Copy !req
373. It's working.
Try some Iggy Pop.Copy !req
374. - Iggy's working in Tesco Metro.Copy !req
375. - It's worked. Use the syringe.Copy !req
376. Oh, I meant your second cousin
twice removed on your sister's side!Copy !req
377. Oh, right, yeah.
Noooo!Copy !req
378. That's right. We's family!Copy !req
379. Why?Copy !req
380. Oh, I feel weird.Copy !req
381. - Ugh...
- Mission accomplished, yeah?Copy !req
382. Didn't think we could make it, did you?
But me and Lester make quite a team.Copy !req
383. Good evening, gentlemen.
Mind if I join you?Copy !req
384. - Shit, what have you done?
- Change of plan. We met on the inside.Copy !req
385. It turns out
we're actually related and, um...Copy !req
386. I's in no way related to you, boy.
You's is ugly bugly.Copy !req
387. You're my sister's cousin
on my mother's side.Copy !req
388. - I made that up, boy.
- Noooo!Copy !req
389. Let it out, boy!
Come on, boy!Copy !req
390. You's is all dead, bubba lickers.Copy !req
391. - Oh, there he is.
- We're gonna kill you.Copy !req
392. Not before I kill you,
you gristly bastards.Copy !req
393. Argh!Copy !req
394. Crap, the white balance has gone.
Can you do that again?Copy !req
395. Argh!Copy !req
396. - What are we gonna do?
- Now I'm gonna tentacle-ise ya!Copy !req
397. - No!
- We need something to destroy the jazz.Copy !req
398. The pin! Use the safety pin.
It's chock-full of diseases.Copy !req
399. Hey, Howard, I've got an idea.Copy !req
400. Use this.Copy !req
401. - Stab him, Lester!Copy !req
402. Stabbity-doo-wa!Copy !req
403. That really hurt me!
Oh, man!Copy !req
404. I gotta get out of here, man.
It's dangerous.Copy !req
405. Taxi.Copy !req
406. Lester, you caught the pin, you sly old dog.
High-five.Copy !req
407. Vince should be fine now.
Everything's back to how it was.Copy !req
408. There's one thing. You've come back normal
size, but your eyes have remained miniature.Copy !req
409. That's a funny joke.
Thank you, yeah.Copy !req
410. Yeah, that's funny.Copy !req
411. Oh, scooby-doo-bap-boo.Copy !req