1. Come with us now
on a journey through time and space.Copy !req
2. To the world of
"The Mighty Boosh".Copy !req
3. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
4. I've spent four hours
scrubbing that filth of the shutters.Copy !req
5. - What filth?
- That grafiti.Copy !req
6. Every day I scrub it of, every day
it comes back. Ever more elaborate insults.Copy !req
7. Why bother? They're just bored kids.Copy !req
8. Why don't you add to it,
paint round it?Copy !req
9. Paint round
"Howard Moon licks balls for money"?Copy !req
10. - Is that what it says?
- Yeah.Copy !req
11. - That is quite funny.
- Why is that funny?Copy !req
12. - It's funny that you do that.
- I don't.Copy !req
13. - That's what it says.
- It says it because it's grafiti.Copy !req
14. - No smoke without fire.
- Really? What about smoke machines? Hm?Copy !req
15. They're not smoke, they're dry ice.Copy !req
16. - You've got guilty eyes.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
17. Well, look at you. You always look like
you've been up to some ball-licking activity.Copy !req
18. - Right, we're of.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
19. Going on a stag weekend.
It's going to be huge.Copy !req
20. Are you going to be all right here?Copy !req
21. Yeah. Don't worry about that. I'll keep
an eye on Vince, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
22. It's not Vince I'm worried about.
He's a great shopkeeper.Copy !req
23. He's not that good.
He's a borderline simpleton. Look.Copy !req
24. - Hm?
- He's playing with a toy car.Copy !req
25. He'll sell that car by the end of the day.
Look. He's got charm, charisma...Copy !req
26. - Yeah. So have I.
big eyes.Copy !req
27. You're a big man with tiny eyes.
That's a creepy combo.Copy !req
28. And if you're going to branch out into
kinky sidelines, don't advertise it on the shop.Copy !req
29. Yeah, that's not me, OK?
That's a grafiti artist.Copy !req
30. - No smoke without fire.
- What about, uh, smoke machines?Copy !req
31. Dry ice.Copy !req
32. - Hurry up, Naboo, you goon!
- All right.Copy !req
33. Oh, climb aboard, monkey man.
You are wasting valuable drinking time.Copy !req
34. How many have you had?
Have you started already?Copy !req
35. Liquid breakfast.
I've had champagne on me Golden Grahams.Copy !req
36. I am steaming!Copy !req
37. - Pace yourself, Harrison.
- This is my stag. Let's go.Copy !req
38. Yeahhhhh!Copy !req
39. - What's wrong with my eyes?
- Nothing. It's just they're not a man's eyes.Copy !req
40. They're more of a cockerel's eyes
embedded in a man's face.Copy !req
41. They're small, yes,
but they are powerful.Copy !req
42. It's not about the size.
It's the fact that they keep darting about.Copy !req
43. In ten years you've never
once given me eye contact.Copy !req
44. It's my style.
I keep an eye on the periphery.Copy !req
45. Who's in the shadows?
What's that creeping up on me?Copy !req
46. - That's why you're a crap salesman.
- I'm a great shopkeeper.Copy !req
47. Oh, get lost. In all the time this shop's
been open, you've never sold one item.Copy !req
48. - That's all about to change.
- Really?Copy !req
49. Check out my new pitch.
You can be the customer, OK?Copy !req
50. - Which customer shall I be?
- Anyone.Copy !req
51. - All right. I'll be, uh, Neville Bamshoot.
- Neville Bamshoot.Copy !req
52. OK.Copy !req
53. - Hi, Neville.
- Hey.Copy !req
54. - How's the wife?
- She's got a bit of...Copy !req
55. Oh, dear.
Well, you've got a lovely jacket there.Copy !req
56. - Yeah, it is cool, isn't it?
- But it's a bit worn at the elbows.Copy !req
57. I know you're thinking,
"I'll have to throw it away."Copy !req
58. - Whoa there, because I have the solution.
- No way.Copy !req
59. The Howard Moon
elite elbow-patch selection.Copy !req
60. Look at the range of colours
going all the way from deep, profound mufinCopy !req
61. through the angry beige,
right out there to a very aggressive nutmeg.Copy !req
62. I can see what you're trying to do, but I could
pretty much pick these up from any shop.Copy !req
63. I see.
Connoisseur of the patch, like myself.Copy !req
64. I have another patch.
I call this one the "chameleon patch".Copy !req
65. - Where is it?
- Exactly.Copy !req
66. It's right here. This patch will change colour
to match its environment.Copy !req
67. Wow!Copy !req
68. Behold.Copy !req
69. - How long does it take?
- Anything up to two hours.Copy !req
70. Then your elbows become
the same colour as your surroundings?Copy !req
71. - That's right.
- And the benefit of that is?Copy !req
72. OK, that's not the patch for you.Copy !req
73. But, last try,
this one I call the "survival patch".Copy !req
74. - I'm intrigued.
- You're in the wilderness.Copy !req
75. - Where?
- Miles from anywhere.Copy !req
76. I've never left Shoreditch.Copy !req
77. You've come out of Hoxton Square, gone
down to that car park behind The Dragon Bar.Copy !req
78. It's horrible around there.
Well Crimewatch.Copy !req
79. It's cold, it's frightening, it's dark,
you've only got on a light summer jacket.Copy !req
80. - What colour?
- Brown.Copy !req
81. - I don't think so.
- Purple with diamante trim.Copy !req
82. - OK.
- It's cold. What are you going to do?Copy !req
83. Uh, I'd go over to Leroy's.
He lives opposite.Copy !req
84. - Leroy's out.
- Where's he gone?Copy !req
85. - He's gone skiing.
- Maybe I'd like to have gone skiing.Copy !req
86. - He wanted to go on his own.
- Who goes skiing on their own?Copy !req
87. - He went on a solo mission.
- Why?Copy !req
88. - Because he's a spy.
- He works in the laser copy centre.Copy !req
89. - That's a front.
- This is outrageous. I'm going to ring him.Copy !req
90. It's not important.
You're on your own, OK?Copy !req
91. You're cold.
What you need to do is start a fire.Copy !req
92. - How can I make a fire?
- Avail yourself of the survival patch.Copy !req
93. Now, these fellas
have flint woven into the fabric itself.Copy !req
94. A couple of those on the arms,
a bit of kindling...Copy !req
95. A couple of hours later,
you've got yourself a fire. Hm?Copy !req
96. - A roaring fire, sir.
- Are you insane?Copy !req
97. You're not my target market.Copy !req
98. Who is your target market -
grasshoppers?Copy !req
99. What are you doing? You're mocking me.
Bring something to the ideas table.Copy !req
100. All right. Check this out.
This, my friend, is the celebrity radar.Copy !req
101. I call it the "celebradar".
Leroy knocked this up before he went skiing.Copy !req
102. - What does it do?
- I've been tagging pop stars like pigeons.Copy !req
103. I sneak up on 'em, tag their ankles.
They don't know anything about it.Copy !req
104. Say I want to know where
the guitarist of the Horrors is.Copy !req
105. Joshua von Grim.
Turn on the radar...Copy !req
106. He's in Bethnal Green cemetery
having a picnic. Genius!Copy !req
107. - Why would I want to know where he is?
- Not you, cool people.Copy !req
108. 15-year-old girls, trendies,
people in the know.Copy !req
109. - Will you make money?
- Yeah.Copy !req
110. I got over 400 pop stars tagged.
I'm going to make a fortune.Copy !req
111. I'll make more money from patches.Copy !req
112. - Get real.
- Make it interesting?Copy !req
113. - How much?
- Five euros.Copy !req
114. - You're on, grasshopper.
- You're on.Copy !req
115. - We'll see.
- Let the battle of the sales commence!Copy !req
116. Next.Copy !req
117. Where's the lead singer of the Klaxons?Copy !req
118. Apparently he's in Marks & Spencer
in the dads' section buying a jacket.Copy !req
119. Cool! Thanks!Copy !req
120. Bollo, I'm having a panic attack.
The shop's going to be all right, innit?Copy !req
121. - No.
- You think they'll get into trouble?Copy !req
122. - Yes.
- What are we going to do?Copy !req
123. Drink this.Copy !req
124. Be quiet, please. I can't hear
my internal TomTom. We appear to be lost.Copy !req
125. - Oh, you are useless.
- I'm happy to let someone else drive.Copy !req
126. I can't drive, I'm shitfaced!Copy !req
127. Yeah. Like you could drive anyway.
You can't even reach the pedals.Copy !req
128. How dare you?
I've got a heavy-goods licence.Copy !req
129. There's no one here who's got
more miles under their belt than me.Copy !req
130. Look, save it, you pinky wafer.
Let Kirk drive.Copy !req
131. Kirk can't drive.
He's a renowned ram raider.Copy !req
132. Kirk, is it true that you've become a vehicular
menace, mowing down all in your path?Copy !req
133. Yes.Copy !req
134. - Can we stop? I need a wee-wee.
- We were only just in a service station.Copy !req
135. I know, but I didn't need to go then.
I'm not a machine. I've got a weak bladder.Copy !req
136. - You are a bladder.
- It's not my fault.Copy !req
137. I couldn't reach the pee trough. I asked you
to pick me up and you just shunned me.Copy !req
138. I'm sorry, but I do not stoop
to pick up men in the urinals.Copy !req
139. - That's not what I've heard.Copy !req
140. Oh, you walked right into it.Copy !req
141. I like, uh, Saturn. Yes. He's lovely.Copy !req
142. One time, though, he got all, uh,
space dust on his ringsCopy !req
143. and he had them,
uh, dry-cleaned,Copy !req
144. and when they come back
they'd all shrunk down.Copy !req
145. All shrunk.
And they were all tight to his head.Copy !req
146. He looked like Bjorn Borg.Copy !req
147. OK. Who do you need?Copy !req
148. - Next.Copy !req
149. Psst. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
150. Psst.Copy !req
151. Hi. I noticed your jacket. Very nice.Copy !req
152. It might be enhanced
with the use of an elbow patch.Copy !req
153. Now, a man of your height and colouring,
I would probably recommend a robust fawnCopy !req
154. or maybe even a nutmeg.Copy !req
155. What the hell are you doing?
Don't be poaching.Copy !req
156. - Don't trample on my pitch.
- It's the elite.Copy !req
157. I can't have you freaking them out
with creepy corduroy creations.Copy !req
158. Sorry about that.Copy !req
159. Why's he looking at me like a rapist?Copy !req
160. He's just practising his eye contact.
Ignore him.Copy !req
161. Hey, Howard, here's one for you.Copy !req
162. Helllllloooooooooooo.Copy !req
163. - Hello.
- Hello. Howard Moon.Copy !req
164. - I'm Elanor.
- Elanor. Lovely name for a lovely lady.Copy !req
165. Erm, that's a nice jacket.Copy !req
166. That jacket could be improved tenfold
with the use of an elbow patch.Copy !req
167. - You have a very smooth pitch.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
168. - Is that your real body?
- Yep. Yes, it is.Copy !req
169. - Perhaps your husband would be interested?
- My husband is deceased.Copy !req
170. Sorry about that.Copy !req
171. What kind of patch
would you suggest for a... broken heart?Copy !req
172. Um, perhaps a Gore-Tex, nylon weave
or something.Copy !req
173. What I mean to say is,
I want to pound you like yesterday's beef!Copy !req
174. Yep.
I'm not sure what's happening here.Copy !req
175. Don't be coy, cowboy.
I'm talking about the advert.Copy !req
176. Oh, right.
This is a misunderstanding, OK?Copy !req
177. That's not an advert, it's grafiti.
Sick vandalism.Copy !req
178. - We're too old to play games.
- Games? What do you mean, "too old"?Copy !req
179. Come on, love-monkey.
You like what you see, don't you?Copy !req
180. I'm not sure what it is I am seeing.Copy !req
181. I'm the woman in the prime of her life
that needs love squeezin's!Copy !req
182. There's been a misunderstanding.
I don't do this.Copy !req
183. - No price is too high.
- I don't care. Can you vacate the premises?Copy !req
184. Here's my card
if you change your mind.Copy !req
185. And you will change your mind.Copy !req
186. Bye.Copy !req
187. - All right, everyone out.
- What are you doing? Don't push 'em.Copy !req
188. - Hello?
- It's 5:30, Vince. It's closing time.Copy !req
189. - You cost me a lot of money there.
- You've made enough. How much?Copy !req
190. - I've made 3,000 euros.
- 3,000 euros?Copy !req
191. - Catch you later.
- Where you going?Copy !req
192. - I've got to tag this guy.
- Who's that prize tool?Copy !req
193. Pete Neon,
lead singer of the Neon Needles.Copy !req
194. Absolutely everyone
was asking for him today.Copy !req
195. If I could get him,
I would make a killing.Copy !req
196. - You're going to go now, are you?
- Yeah. He only comes out at night.Copy !req
197. - He's part flamingo.
- What about the stocktaking?Copy !req
198. Yeah, I'd love to help,
but Leroy just texted me.Copy !req
199. Pete Neon's been seen outside Topshop,
so I gotta go.Copy !req
200. You had a good day today, Vince,
but retail is all about the long haul.Copy !req
201. You may have won the battle,
but you have not won the war, sir.Copy !req
202. I see you've added
some new stuf to your menu.Copy !req
203. Who's doing this?
Hm? Show yourself.Copy !req
204. Where are you?
I'll get you for this. It's not funny.Copy !req
205. I'll get you, as God is my witness!Copy !req
206. Yeah, we're not open, actually.
I forgot to turn the sign around. Thanks.Copy !req
207. Yeah. I said we're not open.Copy !req
208. Dear, oh dear. What have we got here?
And what are you supposed to be?Copy !req
209. - I'm a shopkeeper.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
210. And what exactly
is it that you sell, boy?Copy !req
211. Well, all manner of things in here.Copy !req
212. We sell knick-knacks, curios,Copy !req
213. second-hand objets d'art,
trinkets, you name it.Copy !req
214. What's this fabric oval?
What does it mean?Copy !req
215. It doesn't mean anything. It's a patch.
A good one. Flint weave.Copy !req
216. It's called a survival patch.
It's scufproof, weatherproof, bulletproof.Copy !req
217. - Are you bulletproof, boy?
- I don't know.Copy !req
218. Um, that's 19 euros,
actually, that one.Copy !req
219. How about I give you no money,Copy !req
220. and if you don't like that transaction
I jab you in the gums with me screwdriver?Copy !req
221. That works for me.Copy !req
222. Bad area around here, boy.Copy !req
223. A lot of bad types,
a lot of mean people... a lot of nutters.Copy !req
224. Well, there's always a bad element
in any neighbourhood,Copy !req
225. but, um, it's coming on
in leaps and bounds around hereCopy !req
226. with urban-renewal plans and, uh,
we've even got our own organic supermarket.Copy !req
227. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
228. Oh! Oh, a bit more.Copy !req
229. Ah!Copy !req
230. Did you enjoy that, boy?
Cockney urine all over your face?Copy !req
231. That was a bad time for you,
weren't it?Copy !req
232. Don't worry, though. I won't let it happen to
you again cos I'm gonna protect you, boy.Copy !req
233. - Cos I love you.
- Do you?Copy !req
234. If you weren't a geezer,
I'd rape you right now behind the counter.Copy !req
235. Thank you, sir.
I have to go now, sir.Copy !req
236. Evening, squire.Copy !req
237. You stand firm, boy.Copy !req
238. Yeah, I remember this place.Copy !req
239. I remember this place
when it was a pie-and-mash shop.Copy !req
240. They used to serve eels here, boy.Copy !req
241. - Do you like eels?
- I like sushi.Copy !req
242. Sushi? I'm talking about eels, boy.Copy !req
243. Live eels wriggling around inside your belly,
exploring your organs,Copy !req
244. like internal black wangers.Copy !req
245. Yeah. Old Elsie used to own this place.Copy !req
246. Elsie Eel we used to call her.Copy !req
247. She used to give me free eels,
on account of me being an orphan and that.Copy !req
248. We'd eat our eels
and then we'd all crowd round the joanna.Copy !req
249. I see you've still got it.
Mind if I have a tinkle?Copy !req
250. We've actually lost the key to that, sir.Copy !req
251. All the little 'uns would gather here,
and Ray would lie down there like a seal pup.Copy !req
252. - He had no feet, you see.
- Right.Copy !req
253. And I'd play a song
that goes a little bit like this...Copy !req
254. Join in, boy.Copy !req
255. It's good, innit?Copy !req
256. - Who's that?
- That's Elsie. Why don't you dance with her?Copy !req
257. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
258. Arrrghhhhh!Copy !req
259. - Argh!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
260. Did you see Elsie, boy?
Did you dance with her?Copy !req
261. - No, I didn't.
- Of course you did. We all did.Copy !req
262. A lot of bad things
can happen to a boy like you.Copy !req
263. Your shop might burn down or your arms
might be attached to juggernautsCopy !req
264. and torn of at the shoulders.Copy !req
265. Only, that ain't gonna happen to you, boy,
cos I'm gonna protect ya.Copy !req
266. For a price, of course.Copy !req
267. A thousand euros by midnight
or I'll set me eels on you again.Copy !req
268. Argh!Copy !req
269. People say if you look at the moon
for too long in a telescopeCopy !req
270. that you can go mad.Copy !req
271. I think that is quite true
because you know Patrick Moore?Copy !req
272. He's been looking at me
for years and yearsCopy !req
273. and yesterday I saw him
do a shit on a salad.Copy !req
274. Hey, Howard. You would not believe it.
I was so close to getting Pete Neon.Copy !req
275. He was on this windowsill. I sneaked up to
him, just about to tag his ankle, he got away.Copy !req
276. - Eels.
- Hm?Copy !req
277. - Eels.
- What's that mean?Copy !req
278. - Eels.
- Howard, are you all right?Copy !req
279. - We're in trouble.
- What?Copy !req
280. - Where's the money?
- I spent it.Copy !req
281. - No! What on?
- This ring.Copy !req
282. - No. You had 3,000 euros.
- It's got a Mexican ant in it. How cool is that?Copy !req
283. - No!
- What's going on?Copy !req
284. - We've got to get out of town.
- Tell me what happened.Copy !req
285. This man came in the shop. A cockney.
He urinated in my face and...Copy !req
286. We've seen all this. Can we just cut to
something else while I explain it?Copy !req
287. We've got to get a thousand euros
by midnight or we're dead. Thank you.Copy !req
288. All right, let's not panic, OK?
Let's ring Naboo.Copy !req
289. - He's not answering.
- Let me ring him.Copy !req
290. Don't leave it in thick blobs - rub it in.Copy !req
291. This is all kinds of wrong.Copy !req
292. Work it with your fingers.Copy !req
293. This cleft, it seems to be
getting wider or something.Copy !req
294. Don't be ashamed of yourself
just because you've become aroused.Copy !req
295. Don't flatter yourself.
As if Tony Harrison could make me twitch.Copy !req
296. - What factor's that, anyway?
- I don't know. Seven.Copy !req
297. Seven? I need 67. I told you.Copy !req
298. Why don't you grow some eyebrows,
you pink freak?Copy !req
299. - Is that my phone?Copy !req
300. Oh, Naboo, put your phone down.Copy !req
301. Naboo, you know the rules.
No phones on the stag.Copy !req
302. And the penalty is very clear.
A turban full of tequila, in one.Copy !req
303. Down in one, down in one, down in one,Copy !req
304. down in one, down in one, down in one.Copy !req
305. Shit of! You are gonna be wasted!Copy !req
306. Anyone for volleyball?Copy !req
307. What's happening? No! Ohhh!Copy !req
308. Are you blind, you nonce?Copy !req
309. Ow!Copy !req
310. This is an outrage!Copy !req
311. Oh, I don't believe it.
He's not answering, the stupid git.Copy !req
312. Pack your stuf. Let's go.Copy !req
313. We can't leave.
We've got to look after the shop.Copy !req
314. If you wanna stay, that's your business.
Goodbye.Copy !req
315. - Coward. You leave at the drop of a hat.
- I don't.Copy !req
316. You do. At school when that bully wanted
two euros you went, "We've got to leave."Copy !req
317. It didn't work out.
We got as far as the end of the road.Copy !req
318. And whose fault was that?Copy !req
319. Come on, Vince.Copy !req
320. - I told you to pack light.
- That was packing light. You can't run away.Copy !req
321. - I've run all my life.
- Who from?Copy !req
322. - Student Loans.
- Who runs from Student Loans?Copy !req
323. I do. They're frightening.Copy !req
324. Change your address once,
they never find you.Copy !req
325. You didn't see him. He wanted
a thousand euros by midnight or we're dead.Copy !req
326. Wait. Howard, I think I've got an idea,
a way we can get the money.Copy !req
327. - I'm not happy about this, you know.
- That's the best outfit you've ever worn.Copy !req
328. It's not the outfit,
it's the whole scenario.Copy !req
329. It's going to be fine.
Meet Elanor, ask for money upfront.Copy !req
330. That's what prossies do.
It's on Hill Street Blues.Copy !req
331. - Basically, I'll rush in, mug you with this.
- All right, easy.Copy !req
332. - It's only plastic.
- Even so.Copy !req
333. Once I've got the money, I'll leg it,
meet you back at the shop in 15 minutes.Copy !req
334. I can't do it.
I can't go through with this.Copy !req
335. Look, Howard,
it's either this or the eel man.Copy !req
336. - This better not go wrong.
- Get round there. Go on.Copy !req
337. Helllllllooooooooooo,Copy !req
338. cowboy.Copy !req
339. Howdy.Copy !req
340. - Lovely evening, isn't it?
- It's a very balmy night for this time of year.Copy !req
341. - I hope you're as good as your friend says.
- Well, you know, I am pretty good.Copy !req
342. He says you're the biggest, dirtiest
ball-fondler this side of Dalston.Copy !req
343. Is that right? Well, I'm pretty dirty, yes.
I'm filthy, like an old shoe.Copy !req
344. - I want you to mess me up.
- I'm going to, don't worry.Copy !req
345. - Turn me into a mess machine!
- I will do.Copy !req
346. - Oh, yes!
- Before you touch, show me the money.Copy !req
347. - OK. I've got the money.
- Mm.Copy !req
348. I have the money now in my hand.
I have now got the money here...Copy !req
349. Hush, hush, little spaceman,
and come to Momma!Copy !req
350. Vince!Copy !req
351. 980, 990... A thousand euros.Copy !req
352. Good work, Howard.Copy !req
353. Oh, look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
354. Don't touch me.
Don't ever touch me again. Or look at me.Copy !req
355. It can't have been that bad.Copy !req
356. You don't know what she made me do.Copy !req
357. It's all part of life's rich tapestry.Copy !req
358. If you ever tell anyone about this, I will literally
come at you like a breeze block of pain.Copy !req
359. Evening, treacle!Copy !req
360. You got my money, boy, or am I going to
have to set Elsie and her eels on you again?Copy !req
361. Don't do that.
We have your money, yes.Copy !req
362. And how did you come by that money,Copy !req
363. being as you're the worst shopkeeper
I've ever laid me solo peeper on?Copy !req
364. How I got that money isn't really relevant
at this juncture. I have the money.Copy !req
365. He's a prostitute.Copy !req
366. - Who's this whelk?
- Hi, I'm Vince. I'm a shopkeeper.Copy !req
367. Well, what is it exactly that you sell,
young man?Copy !req
368. This toy car.Copy !req
369. Why would anyone want to buy?
Oh, that is quite nice.Copy !req
370. - How much do you want for this, boy?
- 69 euros.Copy !req
371. - I'll pay a hundred.
- Cool.Copy !req
372. I'm gonna play with that
when I get home.Copy !req
373. But first I'm gonna to cut you slags up.Copy !req
374. No. We have the money, sir.
That's an infringement of the agreement.Copy !req
375. Oh, boohoo. Do I look like a reasonable
man or a peppermint nightmare?Copy !req
376. - The first one?
- Wrong.Copy !req
377. I hate you trendy modern wankers
and everything you represent.Copy !req
378. I'm gonna skin you,
pop your eyes out and stamp on 'em.Copy !req
379. Hellllloooooooooo.Copy !req
380. Put the knife down.Copy !req
381. You touch one hair on Howard's head, and I
will shoot you down like a large German bear.Copy !req
382. Who's this? Your wife?
Looks like a geezer in a dress to me.Copy !req
383. Howard, my sweet piece of love nipple,
let's get away from here.Copy !req
384. I have a love shack in Acapulco
and you can mess me up fun time.Copy !req
385. Yeah, well, I've got your card
so I'll meet you there.Copy !req
386. Aaaaaaaaaadios.Copy !req
387. Blimey, I'm not dead!
Something seemed to stop the bullet.Copy !req
388. - The survival patch, living up to its name.
- Told you they were durable.Copy !req
389. - You saved my life, boy.
- You're not still going to kill us?Copy !req
390. You know what,
I don't think I am gonna kill you.Copy !req
391. You see, when I was lying on the floor
close to death,Copy !req
392. I had something of an epiphany.Copy !req
393. I realised young people like yourselves aren't
interested in eels and Victorian nonsense.Copy !req
394. You like Pret a Manger and Lily Allen.
Oh, I've become obsolete.Copy !req
395. I've been living in the past. I might as well
go and run me head over with a truck.Copy !req
396. - Sorry to trouble you.
- Whoa. It's not as bad as all that, is it?Copy !req
397. - Eh?
- The past and the future can live as one, sir.Copy !req
398. - It can be quite an interesting combo.
- Really? How so?Copy !req
399. - Play that song.
- All right.Copy !req
400. Elements of the past and the futureCopy !req
401. combining to make something
not quite as good as either.Copy !req
402. Oh, I've puked up on my own tentacle.Copy !req
403. Oh, that is beautiful.
Well done, Tony. Well done.Copy !req
404. It's not the booze, it's these stretch carpets.
They always turn me stomach.Copy !req
405. - See you later, guys.
- (all) Bye.Copy !req
406. - Where is your stomach?
- You don't know how I operate.Copy !req
407. I've got five working stomachs.Copy !req
408. I'm a higher being.Copy !req
409. - Hey.
- Hey. How was your stag weekend?Copy !req
410. - Oh, huge. I'm a monkey mess.
- How is everything? All right?Copy !req
411. - Uh, fine.
- Yeah. It's all good.Copy !req
412. Come on, Bollo, I need a Resolve.Copy !req
413. Right. Stocktaking.Copy !req
414. I'd love to help but I've got to go and meet
Leroy in the French Alps in his ski lodge.Copy !req
415. I'll catch you later.Copy !req
416. You little shit-box.Copy !req
417. - It's not what you think.
- I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
418. It was just a joke.Copy !req
419. Hello, son.Copy !req
420. - Where do you think you're going?
- What?Copy !req
421. - We've been after you.
- Who are you?Copy !req
422. Student Loans.Copy !req
423. - No.
- You're coming with us.Copy !req
424. No! No!Copy !req
425. No! Please! I've got so much to give!Copy !req
426. ♪ Eels up inside yaCopy !req
427. Elements of the past
and the futureCopy !req
428. combining to make something
not quite as good as either.Copy !req