1. Psst!Copy !req
2. I am so glad you are here.
We have precious little time.Copy !req
3. I need you to perform
a task of unimaginable danger.Copy !req
4. I believe you are the only man who can do it.
Do you accept?Copy !req
5. - What are the hours?
- It will take the rest of your life and beyond.Copy !req
6. All right, I haven't got much on.Copy !req
7. Take this. It is a sacred amulet.Copy !req
8. If that falls into the hands of our enemies,
this planet will be doomed.Copy !req
9. You must take it away and hide it.Copy !req
10. - Who are you anyway?
- It is I, the King.Copy !req
11. Cool. I'll just nip home and get a couple of bits.Copy !req
12. No, we have no time.
You must go far away to a planet called Earth.Copy !req
13. How will I get there?Copy !req
14. Press the button in the amulet,
it will take you there.Copy !req
15. - Cheers, King. I'll never forget you.
- And I will never forget you, Banoo.Copy !req
16. - It's Naboo, actually.
- What?Copy !req
17. I came as quickly as I could. My liege.
I have trained for over 30 years for this task.Copy !req
18. I'm the fittest, the strongest,
the fastest warrior in all the land.Copy !req
19. With me the amulet will be safe.
I am your humble servant, Banoo.Copy !req
20. Shit!Copy !req
21. Come with us now
on a journey through time and space...Copy !req
22. ...to the world of The Mighty Boosh.Copy !req
23. # The Mighty Boosh
# Come with us to the Mighty BooshCopy !req
24. # The Mighty Boosh
# Come with us to the Mighty Boosh #Copy !req
25. - Cup of tea?
- What's the point?Copy !req
26. Come on, we've had worse gigs than that,
you know. Just a tough crowd.Copy !req
27. You heard what they were saying,
Why did you bring your dad on stage?Copy !req
28. They could've been talking about the soundman.Copy !req
29. They were talking about me and you know it.
Who's that? Your science teacher?Copy !req
30. Well, you've always been more mature than me,
you know.Copy !req
31. - We're the same age!
- I know. It was always like that, even at school.Copy !req
32. Hey, Vince,
I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
33. Cheers.Copy !req
34. - Oi, Vince, is that your dad?
- No!Copy !req
35. - We're the same age!
- Come on, Howard, let's get out of here.Copy !req
36. I've always been big-boned.Copy !req
37. Exactly. People love that about you, you know.
You know what people call you?Copy !req
38. - What?
- The Buffalo man.Copy !req
39. What's a big old buffalo doing trying to make it
in a band?Copy !req
40. It's a young man's game.
I've already got four crow's-feet.Copy !req
41. - Maybe I should get a face-lift.
- Well, that is an option.Copy !req
42. It's a drastic one, though.
There's other things you could do first.Copy !req
43. - Like what?
- Well, I mean your outfit. What's going on there?Copy !req
44. - This is my look. A good look, a strong look.
- Yeah, for Magnum, p.i. maybe. Hawaiian shorts?Copy !req
45. Yeah. My legs are my best feature.
I've been told they're slim and youthful.Copy !req
46. They're not going to get you
on the cover of NME though, are they?Copy !req
47. Don't be knocking the pegs, okay?
These babies have turned heads in their time.Copy !req
48. Look, Howard, I think you're going
to have to learn to accessorise.Copy !req
49. - What?
- Well, you know, gloves, belts, badges.Copy !req
50. You can really breathe new life into an outfit.Copy !req
51. I don't accessorise. I'm Howard Moon.Copy !req
52. There's a simple truth to me.
I don't have to adorn myself in trinkets.Copy !req
53. Whatever.Copy !req
54. # Time is calling out my nameCopy !req
55. # HowardCopy !req
56. # Playing the final rules of this gameCopy !req
57. # ChessCopy !req
58. # All my hopes and dreams have turned to dustCopy !req
59. # The armour of my youth gone to rust #Copy !req
60. - What's up with him?
- He's having an age crisis.Copy !req
61. - Well, it is all about youth these days.
- I know. How old are you?Copy !req
62. - Real age or press age?
- Real age.Copy !req
63. I am 40. But because I am DJ, I say 29.Copy !req
64. Nice.Copy !req
65. - What about Naboo?
- He 406.Copy !req
66. - No way! He looks about 12.
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. What's his secret? Oil of Ulay I bet.Copy !req
68. - He has different secret.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
69. Yeah, he has access to Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
70. - He must have hidden it somewhere.
- Imagine if we find it, it will be genius.Copy !req
71. - Our old brains encased in tight youthful faces.
- Where is it?Copy !req
72. - I've got something. There's a map here.
- I'll take that.Copy !req
73. - I'm the cartographer around here.
- I found it.Copy !req
74. There's something for you.
That's more your style, isn't it?Copy !req
75. - Nice and shiny.
- Cool.Copy !req
76. To find the Fountain of Youth
you must first reach the Desert of Nightmares.Copy !req
77. - What did you say?
- If only we could find the Desert of Nightmares.Copy !req
78. Check this out.Copy !req
79. Do you think Naboo will mind us borrowing this
for a while?Copy !req
80. - No.
- Come on.Copy !req
81. - Let's get ourselves some youth juice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
82. - I don't believe it. We've gone round in circles.
- I've read about this.Copy !req
83. If you're walking in the desert
and there's no landmarksCopy !req
84. and you've got one leg shorter than the other,
you just go round in circles.Copy !req
85. - What are you saying about my legs?
- I'm not saying anything about your legs.Copy !req
86. You're always having a poke at my legs,
aren't you?Copy !req
87. I'm not talking about your...
Well, they are quite funny.Copy !req
88. There's nothing funny about my legs.Copy !req
89. - They're like hosepipes propping up a beanbag.
- That's my look, okay? You're just jealous.Copy !req
90. You only dream of having legs like mine.
Willowy and sleek like the antelope.Copy !req
91. Whatever.Copy !req
92. Tell you, this Factor 3000 is genius.Copy !req
93. It's tested out on Goths and albinos.
It's part of the Edgar Winter range.Copy !req
94. Yeah, well, give me some.Copy !req
95. - There's none left.
- Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
96. Oh, great. I'm going to burn up.Copy !req
97. You'll be all right.
You look good with a tan, you know.Copy !req
98. I need to be pale. It's part of my look.
I'm the Shoreditch vampire.Copy !req
99. I've got sensitive skin, okay.
Do you remember why we came here?Copy !req
100. I've got four crow's-feet as it is.Copy !req
101. - Five, actually.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
102. - I've just seen one appear under your eye.
- Don't be joking now.Copy !req
103. - There's another one.
- Stop it!Copy !req
104. - Six.
- Shut up!Copy !req
105. - Seven.
- Stop it.Copy !req
106. - They're coming thick and fast.
- This isn't funny, okay?Copy !req
107. Halt!
What brings you to the Desert of Nightmares?Copy !req
108. - Actually, we're looking for the Fountain of Youth.
- We're just passing through.Copy !req
109. Ah! Many a vain man
has come searching for the Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
110. And many a vain man has been killed.Copy !req
111. - Why?
- Because I have killed them.Copy !req
112. - Yeah, right. You and whose army?
- Me and my army.Copy !req
113. Kashungo!Copy !req
114. Check us out!Copy !req
115. I don't believe this.
They've been going through my stuff again.Copy !req
116. Probably looking for Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
117. Really?
And why would they be looking for that, Bollo?Copy !req
118. - I don't know.
- Have you been yapping off again?Copy !req
119. Bollo need to go now.Copy !req
120. They've taken the amulet.
We've got to go and find them.Copy !req
121. Where they go?Copy !req
122. To a place far, far away.Copy !req
123. A place where I was born.Copy !req
124. - Streatham?
- No, the planet Xooberon, you jerk off.Copy !req
125. Oh, Xooberon. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
126. We have reached a verdict.Copy !req
127. You shall be buried up to your necks in sand.
Left in the midday sun to be cooked alive.Copy !req
128. Have you anything to say?Copy !req
129. - Have you got the amulet?
- Yeah, shall we get out of here?Copy !req
130. - One minute.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
131. - Yeah, I've got something to say, actually.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
132. Yeah, I was just wondering why
you were doing all this sort of stuff.Copy !req
133. Is it now, and I'm going out on a limb here,
because you're a little bit short?Copy !req
134. I'm not short, am I?Copy !req
135. See. I'm a big 'un.Copy !req
136. Come on,
they're just kneeling down to make you look taller.Copy !req
137. - I am taller than most things.
- Like what?Copy !req
138. Chairs. Beach balls. Women on their sides.Copy !req
139. You're technically a midget.
I'm sorry to break it to you.Copy !req
140. I am four foot six without shoeses.Copy !req
141. With the hat, maybe.
Is that why you wear it? To give you a little boost?Copy !req
142. This is all me.Copy !req
143. Who looks foolish now?Copy !req
144. You, you blue berk.
What's that comb-over all about?Copy !req
145. That's not disguising the size of your head,
you know.Copy !req
146. Oh, I'm going to beat you
within an inch of your life.Copy !req
147. - What with? Your forehead?
- Zantar!Copy !req
148. Press it now. Press it now, Vince!Copy !req
149. - It's not working.
- What do you mean it's not working?Copy !req
150. - I think the batteries have run out.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
151. - The batteries are dead.
- What batteries?Copy !req
152. Yes, good, Zantar. There'll be snacks for you later.Copy !req
153. Zantar. A little on the short side
but he packs a wallop.Copy !req
154. Behold! He has the amulet. All hail our new leader.Copy !req
155. Yeah, right. You didn't quite realise
who you were messing with, did you?Copy !req
156. You don't have the amulet.Copy !req
157. - Can't you get any closer?
- I'm trying, boss.Copy !req
158. - Oh, it's not crashed again, has it?
- No, the mouse is stuck.Copy !req
159. Zoom in on that bird with the big hair.Copy !req
160. Right click, right click. Zoom.Copy !req
161. Halle-bleeding-lujah. I knew it, boy.Copy !req
162. I had a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach
this morning when I woke up.Copy !req
163. At first I thought it was the crabsticks,
but now it all makes sense.Copy !req
164. The amulet, it's come back at last!Copy !req
165. When I get that amulet and get
to the Fountain of Youth, I'll rule the universe.Copy !req
166. With an army of green bitches marching
and destroying everything in their cockney wake.Copy !req
167. I love you, boss.Copy !req
168. - Shut up and put the tea on.
- All right. How about some malt loaf?Copy !req
169. - Yeah, I'll have a slice.
- Right.Copy !req
170. Apples and pears and various other fruit.Copy !req
171. Yeah, so basically, I backcomb it.
I rarely wash it.Copy !req
172. It just stays like this all day.Copy !req
173. Bravissimo! Remarkable!Copy !req
174. - Could you sign this for my wife?
- Yeah.Copy !req
175. Make it out to Alan.Copy !req
176. Can I have some space? I'm getting a bit claustra.Copy !req
177. Give our master some space, you pig dogs.Copy !req
178. Can I get you anything else,
my little plum dumpling?Copy !req
179. Well, I am quite thirsty.Copy !req
180. Slave! Water! Now!Copy !req
181. - Nice shorts.
- I'm not happy about this, you know.Copy !req
182. How dare you speak
in the presence of the Chosen One!Copy !req
183. Chosen One?Copy !req
184. - I've already told you.
- Will you stop doing that?Copy !req
185. You're not listening. Shall I kill him?Copy !req
186. Erm...Copy !req
187. no, don't kill him.
Let me have a word with him in private.Copy !req
188. Everyone out, you little dick bags.Copy !req
189. I can stay, of course,
because I'm the favourite of the Chosen One.Copy !req
190. - Oh, my dear sweet gorgeous lord.
- What you doing?Copy !req
191. Oh, I've crossed the line. Forgive me.Copy !req
192. I shall cut off my hand.Copy !req
193. Oh, this is bad! God!Copy !req
194. No!Copy !req
195. God, it hurts so good.Copy !req
196. Listen, we've got to get out of here
and get some batteries for that amulet.Copy !req
197. Where are we going to get those from?
The local Dixons?Copy !req
198. I don't know where to get them from
but we can't get home without them.Copy !req
199. - What's the rush?
- What do you mean, what's the rush?Copy !req
200. - We're being held captive by a violent dwarf.
- I'm not.Copy !req
201. Look, you remember why we came here, yeah?
To find the Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
202. Yeah, but that was before.Copy !req
203. - Before what?
- Before I found out I was the Chosen One.Copy !req
204. Vince, you've gone wrong.Copy !req
205. - I've always felt like I might be the Chosen One.
- What?Copy !req
206. Do you believe in fate, Howard?
I mean, I was wearing the amulet.Copy !req
207. Well, maybe I should wear
that amulet for a little bit, yeah?Copy !req
208. You don't accessorise.
There's a simple truth to you.Copy !req
209. - You bitch. Give me that amulet.
- Guards.Copy !req
210. - What shall we do with him?
- Just get him out of my sight.Copy !req
211. Very well, cupcake.Copy !req
212. # Shooting star, look at youCopy !req
213. # Shooting star, you're a beautiful ball of lightCopy !req
214. # Shooting starCopy !req
215. # Get out of the way
I can't see nothin'Copy !req
216. # You're all in my periferinsCopy !req
217. # You're in my periferins visualCopy !req
218. # I cannot, how can I concentrate?Copy !req
219. # You're all over like a bluebottleCopy !req
220. # Getting in
Getting in all about the place #Copy !req
221. Flipping idiot.Copy !req
222. Sandstorm! Sandstorm!Copy !req
223. Sandstorm! Sandstorm! Storm of sand. Sandstorm.Copy !req
224. Can you keep it down a bit?
I'm trying to straighten my hair.Copy !req
225. Run for your lives.Copy !req
226. What's happening? Where's everyone going?Copy !req
227. - This is your first test.
- What test?Copy !req
228. It is written that the Chosen One
must destroy the evil sand beastCopy !req
229. that has cursed our tribe
for hundreds of tens of years.Copy !req
230. Unless, perhaps, you are not the Chosen One.Copy !req
231. No, no, he is the Chosen One. Good luck.Copy !req
232. Good luck, my lovely lady lumps. Bye.Copy !req
233. - I am Sandstorm.
- I'm Vince.Copy !req
234. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
235. Ow!Copy !req
236. Feel the power of my grade 4 glasspaper palms.Copy !req
237. Na, na!Copy !req
238. That hurt, you bumbaclot.Copy !req
239. That's just the beginning.
I plan to sand you down to a pulp, cowboy.Copy !req
240. - Why?
- What? I am Sandstorm.Copy !req
241. - Yeah? So what?
- Stop the talk, prepare for a chaffing.Copy !req
242. - There's something wrong with you.
- No, there isn't.Copy !req
243. - You're all angry.
- Yes, I am angry.Copy !req
244. You've got no charm or charisma.Copy !req
245. There's nothing to you.
You're just violence in a tool belt.Copy !req
246. - Who are you to judge me? I am frustrated.
- Why?Copy !req
247. Because I cannot love. It's a living hell for me.Copy !req
248. - What is?
- My life.Copy !req
249. - I'm made from sandpaper.
- Yeah, I'm getting that.Copy !req
250. I can't touch anything. If I do, I wear it down.Copy !req
251. I plane surfaces without realising it.Copy !req
252. I cannot even touch myself.Copy !req
253. I'm having a bit of a shocker.Copy !req
254. Hmm.Copy !req
255. - Well, have you thought about accessorising?
- What?Copy !req
256. Well, you know, what about some gloves?Copy !req
257. - Gloves? What is gloves?
- Take these.Copy !req
258. - They go over your hands.
- Oh.Copy !req
259. Ah!Copy !req
260. Hand sheaths.Copy !req
261. Never before have I felt
the soft contours of my face.Copy !req
262. Never have I lightly caressed
the angular frame that is my torso.Copy !req
263. Oh, this is great. Now I can love myself.Copy !req
264. Oh, my.Copy !req
265. Oh, love, love.Copy !req
266. Love, love.Copy !req
267. Oh, love, love.Copy !req
268. Can I keep these?Copy !req
269. - Yeah.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
270. - No one's ever given me a gift before.
- That's fine.Copy !req
271. If ever you need help, general DIY or...
I'm very good with coving.Copy !req
272. Simply blow this horn
and I shall repay your kindness. Bye.Copy !req
273. See you later.Copy !req
274. Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto,Copy !req
275. Mars, Venus,Copy !req
276. George, Gracie.Copy !req
277. That is the list of my best friends in order.Copy !req
278. Order of preference.Copy !req
279. # I love the Chosen OneCopy !req
280. # Loving him is lots of funCopy !req
281. # We love the Chosen OneCopy !req
282. # Not as much as meCopy !req
283. # I love him with my heartCopy !req
284. # I love him with my body partsCopy !req
285. # We love the Chosen OneCopy !req
286. # Everybody shush! #Copy !req
287. There, it is decided. I love the Chosen One most.Copy !req
288. And in appreciation of your killing
the evil sand beast,Copy !req
289. I present you with this gift.Copy !req
290. Wow, thanks a lot.Copy !req
291. - Cheers.
- It took me ages to wrap.Copy !req
292. Have you got anything else? I do like gifts.Copy !req
293. Oh, yes. Pepo!Copy !req
294. Ow!Copy !req
295. - Pepo, come over here.
- All right, Pepo?Copy !req
296. Pepo is the greatest artist
our race has ever produced.Copy !req
297. He has been watching you ever since you arrived.Copy !req
298. I hope you don't mind, but I think this is
the best piece of work I've ever done.Copy !req
299. That is cool.Copy !req
300. It must have taken you ages. It's so perfect.Copy !req
301. - I mean, the fringe is a bit short.
- Forgive me, my lord.Copy !req
302. I just meant you could probably redo the fringe.Copy !req
303. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
304. Okay. Music.Copy !req
305. # I love the Chosen OneCopy !req
306. # Loving him is fun, fun, funCopy !req
307. # I love the Chosen OneCopy !req
308. # Not as much as meCopy !req
309. # I love the Chosen OneCopy !req
310. # Loving him is so much funCopy !req
311. # We love the Chosen OneCopy !req
312. # Not as much as me... #Copy !req
313. Why do you not join in the festivities?Copy !req
314. - It's not really my scene.
- Nor mine.Copy !req
315. He is not the chosen one.Copy !req
316. - What do you mean?
- You are.Copy !req
317. Am I? I mean, I am but... How did you know that?Copy !req
318. I've been watching you in your shorts.Copy !req
319. You are a powerful man with slim handsome legs.Copy !req
320. - You noticed?
- How could I fail to?Copy !req
321. Such legs.Copy !req
322. I know why you are here.
You seek the Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
323. How do you know that?Copy !req
324. I also know your so-called friend Vince
plans to ditch you and get it himself,Copy !req
325. and form a band with younger people.Copy !req
326. - What?
- Yes, he's drunk on power.Copy !req
327. But I see something special in your eyes, Howard.Copy !req
328. - You should have the amulet.
- Yes. How?Copy !req
329. - You are his personal slave, are you not?
- More of a valet, but yes.Copy !req
330. - You fold his clothes, peel his grapes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
331. Wash his balls.Copy !req
332. I draw the line at that, but I do deal
with some of his more personal business.Copy !req
333. - And you have access to his tent?
- I do.Copy !req
334. - I can't hear that.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
335. Basically, you go into his tent when he is asleep,
you open the flap, you steal the amulet...Copy !req
336. Psst.Copy !req
337. Oh, hi.Copy !req
338. - You have the amulet?
- Yeah, yeah, he was sleeping like a baby.Copy !req
339. - Never mind, give me the amulet.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
340. Maybe when this whole thing is over
we could go out for meal.Copy !req
341. Do you like Chinese food?Copy !req
342. I don't think so, squire.Copy !req
343. Italian?Copy !req
344. Where am I? What's happening?Copy !req
345. Someone stole the amulet last night
while I was asleep.Copy !req
346. Oh. Who would do something like that?Copy !req
347. Silence!Copy !req
348. You have lost the amulet.
Our most valuable of jewels.Copy !req
349. And now you must pay the price.Copy !req
350. By midday you will be two burning balls of fire.Copy !req
351. Now make peace with your gods.Copy !req
352. I suppose a hat would be out of the question,
would it?Copy !req
353. Shut it.Copy !req
354. Perfect.Copy !req
355. - Howard, do you think it's going to be all right?
- No.Copy !req
356. We're going to die in the most horrific way
known to man.Copy !req
357. - We had some good times though, didn't we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
358. - Yeah.
- Remember the time we had that soup?Copy !req
359. That was brilliant.Copy !req
360. # Soup, soup, a tasty soupCopy !req
361. # Soup, a spicy carrot and corianderCopy !req
362. # A chilli chowderCopy !req
363. # Crouton, crouton
Crunchy friends in a liquid brothCopy !req
364. # I am gazpacho, oh
I am a summer soup, ohCopy !req
365. # Miso, miso, fighting in the dojoCopy !req
366. # Miso, misoCopy !req
367. # Oriental prince in the land of soup #Copy !req
368. - Oh, classic times.
- Crazy days.Copy !req
369. Come on, it'll be all right.
Something will turn up, it always does.Copy !req
370. Tell you what,
this Edgar Winter sun cream, it's incredible.Copy !req
371. I only applied a small amount
and I feel like I'm in a cool mountain stream.Copy !req
372. How are you bearing up?Copy !req
373. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
374. - Where did you get those sunglasses from?
- A passing coyote took pity on me.Copy !req
375. He took pity on you, did he? He took a piss on me.Copy !req
376. I think in his own simple way,
he was probably just trying to cool you down.Copy !req
377. Hey, Howard, it's Naboo!Copy !req
378. - What the hell's been going on here?
- Yeah, we got into a spot of bother.Copy !req
379. - Where's Howard?
- What do you mean? I'm right here.Copy !req
380. - What's happened to you?
- Why? Have I caught the sun?Copy !req
381. - You look like jacket potato.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
382. Bollo, get him out. I'm going to start the carpet.Copy !req
383. Don't panic, Vince. I'll have you out in a jiffy.Copy !req
384. - What you starting with him for? Dig me out.
- Too late for you.Copy !req
385. - Vince precious flower.
- Bollo, have you got anything for my face?Copy !req
386. Beans or coleslaw?Copy !req
387. Ah, there it is!
I can scarcely believe my powerful peeper.Copy !req
388. It does exist. Take a look, Stu.
The Fountain of Youth.Copy !req
389. Wow, it look different, boss.Copy !req
390. Well, they've done it all up, haven't they?
It's all Ikea now, boy.Copy !req
391. There it is!Copy !req
392. The magic H20 comes cascading
out of this showerhead.Copy !req
393. And when liberally applied to my thin green body,
it will restore me to my former glory.Copy !req
394. - And beauty, mind.
- Yeah, nice one.Copy !req
395. We're getting closer. It's not too far now.Copy !req
396. I've got a bad feeling about this.Copy !req
397. Yeah, you've always got a bad feeling,
haven't you?Copy !req
398. Shut up, walnut face.Copy !req
399. Hey, they're coming, boss.Copy !req
400. Hey, how did that happen?Copy !req
401. Don't you worry about it, boy.
I've got one last trick up my Lambeth sleeve.Copy !req
402. Oh, evil tree,Copy !req
403. go about your wicked foul business.Copy !req
404. I am evil tree.Copy !req
405. Aah!Copy !req
406. Prepare to meet your doom.Copy !req
407. Don't anyone panic.
It'll be all right as long as we stick together.Copy !req
408. Oh, thanks a lot, Howard.Copy !req
409. I've got an idea.Copy !req
410. Come here, you little dresser.Copy !req
411. You little posh cabinet.Copy !req
412. Pop your little drawers out.Copy !req
413. Pop out your little drawers.Copy !req
414. Shit.Copy !req
415. Prepare to meet your doom.Copy !req
416. - Sand!
- You'd better believe it. Hold these.Copy !req
417. Oh!Copy !req
418. Prepare to die, tree.Copy !req
419. - Wait! Perhaps we are not so different.
- What?Copy !req
420. - Well, I am made of wood.
- So?Copy !req
421. - And you are made of sandpaper.
- And?Copy !req
422. - Paper comes from wood.
- What?Copy !req
423. If you kill me, you are killing yourself.Copy !req
424. Nice try.Copy !req
425. - Wait!
- I'm going to smooth you. Smooth you down.Copy !req
426. No!Copy !req
427. - Wait! A little to the left.
- I am a DIY demon.Copy !req
428. I'll be back to varnish you later,
you little pine tart.Copy !req
429. Thank you.Copy !req
430. - See you, Sand.
- Bye, guys.Copy !req
431. Who was that wanker?Copy !req
432. Ooh! Hey!Copy !req
433. I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower. Ha ha!Copy !req
434. I can feel myself getting younger.Copy !req
435. Each droplet taking me back to puberty.Copy !req
436. I'm a cockney, I'm a cockney.Copy !req
437. - It's too late.
- Not quite.Copy !req
438. Oh, it burns!Copy !req
439. I'm melting. I'm burning. No!Copy !req
440. You've liquefied me, you slags.Copy !req
441. Nice work, Naboo.Copy !req
442. Cheers.
If only the King was here, he'd be so proud.Copy !req
443. Perhaps the King is closer than you think.Copy !req
444. - Who's that?
- It is I, the King.Copy !req
445. - All right, King.
- Naboo.Copy !req
446. - Nice hair.
- Thanks.Copy !req
447. What do you use?Copy !req
448. - Root booster.
- Seaweed.Copy !req
449. I just leave mine natural. Howard Moon.Copy !req
450. Well done, Naboo. You have defeated
the evil cockney and averted great disaster.Copy !req
451. Come, reign with me.Copy !req
452. We shall enjoy a full range of lentil-based dishes
and listen to folk music every night.Copy !req
453. Actually, I've got stuff on.Copy !req
454. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
455. Oh, well. Fare thee well, Naboo.Copy !req
456. I came as quickly as I could.
I heard there was great trouble in the forest.Copy !req
457. Have you ever thought of investing in a watch?Copy !req
458. - What time is it?
- It's 4:00.Copy !req
459. Shit, I've got to pick up the kids.Copy !req
460. What a berk.Copy !req
461. I can't believe we went all the way there
and didn't even get any youth juice.Copy !req
462. - What do you think this is?
- No way.Copy !req
463. - Shave off a couple of years, eh?
- Genius. Give us a go.Copy !req
464. What's it like?Copy !req
465. - Oh, it's tasty.
- That's enough, that's enough.Copy !req
466. - I'm the one that's like a flipping walnut.
- All right, testicle head.Copy !req
467. - That better not be what I think it is.
- What if it is?Copy !req
468. You idiots, you're not supposed to drink it.Copy !req
469. - Is that milk warm, yet?
- I can't tell really. My elbow, too hairy.Copy !req
470. - Oh, no!
- What?Copy !req
471. I think Howard's done a little mistake in his pants.Copy !req
472. # I love the Chosen OneCopy !req
473. # I think that he is number oneCopy !req
474. # I love the Chosen OneCopy !req
475. # Loving him is so much funCopy !req
476. # I love him in the nightCopy !req
477. # I love him with my body tightCopy !req
478. # I love the Chosen OneCopy !req
479. # I stick my fingers up his... #Copy !req
480. That's enough music for tonight.Copy !req
481. No more music.Copy !req
482. Ow!Copy !req