1. Hi. Welcome to the show.
I'm Howard Moon and this is Vince Noir.Copy !req
2. Hello.Copy !req
3. Sorry.Copy !req
4. This week we're gonna be
tackling the subject of fame.Copy !req
5. When Lady Fame comes a-knocking
on your doorCopy !req
6. you gotta be quick to open that door
because if you don't, she's away.Copy !req
7. - As if.
- She only knocks once.Copy !req
8. She does not.
She knocks at my house all the time.Copy !req
9. She's on the doorstep. I go to Tesco's,
she's hanging onto my cords.Copy !req
10. That's not Lady Fame, is it?Copy !req
11. That's Mrs Pelham.
She talks to mushrooms.Copy !req
12. - It's not, it's Lady Fame.
- Lady Fame wouldn't shop at Tesco's.Copy !req
13. - She'd shop at Marks if anything.
- She goes to Marks for her bits.Copy !req
14. She doesn't do her main shop there.
No one does.Copy !req
15. - We should talk about this another time.
- OK. See you later, Colonel Eagle.Copy !req
16. See you later, chewy teeth.Copy !req
17. Enjoy the show.Copy !req
18. ..to the world of The Mighty Boosh.Copy !req
19. Hey, Howard. Howard.Copy !req
20. Oi, small eyes.Copy !req
21. He's in a trance, a jazz trance.
Every day he does this.Copy !req
22. It's a pretty delicate procedure
getting him out.Copy !req
23. Ah! Oh.Copy !req
24. - Don't do that. Ever.
- Why?Copy !req
25. - Never do that to a man in a jazz trance.
- Why?Copy !req
26. I could have a heart attack. It's like
sleepwalking. I was deep in the juju.Copy !req
27. Why don't you try doing some work?Copy !req
28. I'm going to get round to my work.
This is my early morning procedure.Copy !req
29. Listen to my jazz, get juiced up,
go about my business.Copy !req
30. No, you put your jazz on,
go into a trance,Copy !req
31. ten past six, come out of the trance,
go to the pub.Copy !req
32. Have you got anything
you could be doing? Distributing seeds?Copy !req
33. I'm onto it because I started my day
with this. Check this out.Copy !req
34. That is just making me
feel physically sick.Copy !req
35. What is that gloomy racket?Copy !req
36. - The Human League.
- That is electro nonsense.Copy !req
37. They're pioneers, they invented music.Copy !req
38. - What happened before them?
- It was just tuning up before then.Copy !req
39. Are you aware of the music
known as jazz?Copy !req
40. - Aware of jazz, the movement of jazz?
- Why do you keep going on about jazz?Copy !req
41. It's the most important modern art form.Copy !req
42. Science teachers and the mentally ill,
that's all jazz is for.Copy !req
43. You better take that back,
you electro ponce.Copy !req
44. - Or what?
- Just take it back, that's all.Copy !req
45. I won't. I'll be leaving it out there
for all to see.Copy !req
46. - Drink it back up.
- No. I hate jazz.Copy !req
47. You hate jazz? You fear jazz. Huh?Copy !req
48. - Shut your mouth.
- You fear jazz, you fear the lack of rules.Copy !req
49. - No.
- The lack of boundaries. Oooh.Copy !req
50. It's a fence, no, it's soft. What's
happening? The shapes, the chaos.Copy !req
51. - It has to be simple for you, doesn't it?
- Stop it.Copy !req
52. The melody gets abstract,
you mess your trousers.Copy !req
53. Don't start scatting.
We don't need scat at this point.Copy !req
54. - (# Scats)
- Stop scatting.Copy !req
55. The thing about scat singing
is it's an ancient art,Copy !req
56. goes back as far as the Chinese dynasty.Copy !req
57. Hey, Howard. There's some girls.Copy !req
58. - Yes. Right.
- I'll deal with this.Copy !req
59. I'll deal with it. Step back
and watch the master weave his magic.Copy !req
60. Ladies. Hi. Welcome to the zoo.Copy !req
61. I'm Howard Moon, the zoo keeper.Copy !req
62. I hope you're enjoying your visit
and enjoying the animals on display.Copy !req
63. There's many to feast your eyes on.Copy !req
64. There's the goats who are on heat
at the moment.Copy !req
65. Um... And there's others, too.Copy !req
66. Later on there will be an aquatic display
at 3:30 and 5:30.Copy !req
67. I'll be, myself, participating in that as
a porpoise jockey in the porpoise derby.Copy !req
68. Don't know if you've ever seen a man
ride a porpoise, but it can be thrilling.Copy !req
69. Quite a thrilling sight
for a young lady to see.Copy !req
70. Hi. Nice hair.Copy !req
71. Cheers. Are you in a band?Copy !req
72. Yeah. Kraftwerk Orange.Copy !req
73. I'm a musician, too. I play a lot of music,
jazz musician mainly.Copy !req
74. I'm a fully qualified scat singer.Copy !req
75. We don't do jazz. We do electro.Copy !req
76. Electro's good. I enjoy the music
of the Human League.Copy !req
77. Very much like them. Big-time fan.Copy !req
78. I can play any instrument at all.
You name it, I'm a multi-instrumentalist.Copy !req
79. if we need a bassoon player,
we'll let you know.Copy !req
80. Huh?Copy !req
81. I can play bassoon,
that's the irony of that.Copy !req
82. Howard Moon,
get your ass to the jackal hut.Copy !req
83. - Do that for me.
- Why?Copy !req
84. - Because I'm getting on well.
- Getting on well?Copy !req
85. And don't get Vince to go instead of you.Copy !req
86. Well, I gotta scoot, so...Copy !req
87. don't forget to check out those aquatic
displays at 3:30 and again at 5:30.Copy !req
88. Who's that jazz creep?Copy !req
89. He's just the local simpleton.
You know, I know his mum.Copy !req
90. He comes around, does odd jobs.
We give him a uniform, he's happy.Copy !req
91. Are you in a band?Copy !req
92. Yeah, I'm in a couple of bands.Copy !req
93. - That's a shame.
- What?Copy !req
94. We want someone to join our band.Copy !req
95. I mean, the bands I'm in,
I've sort of left them recently.Copy !req
96. Today, earlier on.Copy !req
97. - Can you sing?
- I'm one of the great front men.Copy !req
98. - I can pull shapes.
- Why do you work in a zoo, then?Copy !req
99. All the great front men work with
animals. Jagger worked in a pet shop.Copy !req
100. Rod Stewart worked
in a tortoise sanctuary.Copy !req
101. Billy Ocean worked in an aquarium.
That's how he got his name.Copy !req
102. (Laughs) That was a joke.Copy !req
103. So what do you reckon, then?Copy !req
104. - Am I in?
- Yeah. OK.Copy !req
105. - We'll give you a shot.
- Cool. I'm Vince by the way.Copy !req
106. - I'm Neon.
- Ultra. Laters.Copy !req
107. Laters. On.Copy !req
108. - Where are those girls?
- They've gone.Copy !req
109. - Gone?
- You just missed them.Copy !req
110. I was getting a definite vibe
off those girls.Copy !req
111. It wasn't you they were interested in.Copy !req
112. I think it was. I was getting
some of the magic off them.Copy !req
113. It wasn't you they were interested in.Copy !req
114. They've asked me to be in their band.Copy !req
115. I can't believe it.Copy !req
116. - You?
- Yeah.Copy !req
117. You're the least musical person I know.Copy !req
118. It's not about music,
it's about what you look like.Copy !req
119. - You should be careful.
- Why?Copy !req
120. You know what happened last time. You
got excited about that band with Leroy.Copy !req
121. - Yeah.
- Yeah. That glam folk band.Copy !req
122. People weren't readyCopy !req
123. - for a mixture of glam rock and folk.
- Nobody's ready for that.Copy !req
124. People! Gonna have ourselves a hot dog!Copy !req
125. Come on!Copy !req
126. It's going to be different this time,
I can feel it.Copy !req
127. You should be more loyal to the zoo,Copy !req
128. - that's what I'm saying.
- Why?Copy !req
129. Don't go running off at the drop of a hat.Copy !req
130. - Like little Fickle Bobby.
- Fickle Bobby?Copy !req
131. Ran off into the sunset.Copy !req
132. - I don't do that.
- Yeah, you do.Copy !req
133. Running away when you see a shiny
object. Be loyal to the zoo, like me.Copy !req
134. When I get an offer,
I turn it down flat, I reject it out of hand.Copy !req
135. - Really? As if you get any offers.
- I get offers.Copy !req
136. - Who from?
- I get plenty offers.Copy !req
137. - Who from? Walt Disney?
- Walt offers me stuff.Copy !req
138. Many times Walt's said,
"Will you help me out?"Copy !req
139. - He came round last week.
- Did he?Copy !req
140. - Strange that he should choose you.
- Not strange.Copy !req
141. - He knows I've an eye for detail.
- What does he want you to do?Copy !req
142. Sort out his pot pens.
Put them in a workable orderCopy !req
143. from hot reds down through the lilacs,Copy !req
144. - then beyond to the ultramarine.
- Really?Copy !req
145. - I bet that took ages. Walt's got millions.
- It didn't take long because I didn't do it.Copy !req
146. - Why not?
- I turned it down.Copy !req
147. - You idiot.
- Out of a sense of duty.Copy !req
148. - You don't want to anger Walt.
- Why?Copy !req
149. - He's offering you stuff.
- I can turn down Walt.Copy !req
150. I don't have a problem with that,
you know. Because I'm loyal.Copy !req
151. I understand what you're saying,
but I feel torn.Copy !req
152. On the one hand I've got the zoo,
I love the zoo.Copy !req
153. On the other hand I've got stardom
pulling me. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
154. I wish I was you, it must be easy for you.
You can't really do anything else.Copy !req
155. - How dare you?
- What?Copy !req
156. - I had a career in music beckoning me.
- Did you?Copy !req
157. - I could have been something.
- Really?Copy !req
158. - I turned it down.
- When was that? In the '50s?Copy !req
159. How old do you think I am?Copy !req
160. Do you look at me and see
Gandalf the hoary, old wizard?Copy !req
161. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
162. I was a jazz musician, you know.Copy !req
163. And I could have been one of the greats,
but something happened.Copy !req
164. - What happened?
- Something you don't need to know.Copy !req
165. - Oh, right.
- Something that nobody needs to know.Copy !req
166. Look. So you blew your chance.
But that's not gonna happen to me.Copy !req
167. - Cos I'm going all the way.
- Are you?Copy !req
168. Yeah. So brace yourself.
Noir's going to the moon.Copy !req
169. Ah... the arrogance of youth.Copy !req
170. Hm? Go on, then. What you looking at?Copy !req
171. Hey, Howard. Check this out.Copy !req
172. What do you reckon?Copy !req
173. Awful.Copy !req
174. That's my new demo.
We're playing that tonight.Copy !req
175. - It's good.
- You said it was awful.Copy !req
176. - Well, it's grown on me now.
- (Sighs)Copy !req
177. This is a big opportunity for me. I could
be out of here. American tour, the lot.Copy !req
178. - Just slow down, Vince.
- Why?Copy !req
179. - It's going too fast.
- Rock and roll is fast.Copy !req
180. if all goes to plan,
I could be in rehab next Thursday.Copy !req
181. Tuesday week, I'll be living on an island
with a small lndian boy.Copy !req
182. Whoa there, OK? Relax.
Take your foot off the pedal.Copy !req
183. - Why?
- Slow down.Copy !req
184. - You want fame, yeah? You want it bad.
- So what?Copy !req
185. It's burning you up inside.
Like a fire. In your throat.Copy !req
186. - So what?
- I used to have that fire.Copy !req
187. - Here we go.
- Burning away.Copy !req
188. Deep inside me. I wanted fame, Vince.Copy !req
189. I had it as well. I was a musical genius.Copy !req
190. You haven't picked up an instrument.
I've never seen you -Copy !req
191. There's a reason for that, OK?
It's time for me to tell you the story.Copy !req
192. - (Sighs) Is this gonna take long?
- This story will chill you to the bone.Copy !req
193. It's gonna turn your heart black with fear.Copy !req
194. It all happened
what seems like a lifetime ago now.Copy !req
195. Flashback.Copy !req
196. (Squeaky voice) Git yourself outta here,
Howard. Don't you have a home?Copy !req
197. - This is a jazz club, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
198. Yeah, well, wherever jazz is, I is.Copy !req
199. Bebop's my home.Copy !req
200. I thought you lived on
Northbrook Street, near Budgens.Copy !req
201. Yeah, it's a metaphor.Copy !req
202. You been here the past three nights.
What are you hangin' around here for?Copy !req
203. Something wrong with your voice?Copy !req
204. (Squeaky voice)
What are you hangin' around here for?Copy !req
205. Gonna be a jazz musician.Copy !req
206. Something funny?Copy !req
207. Yeah. You know, there are
those who got it and those who ain't.Copy !req
208. I'm gonna get it, OK?Copy !req
209. No, you ain't.Copy !req
210. You know why? Because you ain't got
the spirit of jazz inside you.Copy !req
211. Well, I've got a dream inside of me.
How's that for you?Copy !req
212. Howard, there's a job opening here
as a barrel monkey with your name on it.Copy !req
213. I suggest you take it.Copy !req
214. A barrel monkey?Copy !req
215. I'm Howard Moon.Copy !req
216. - Is that a yes?
- It's a thank you, no.Copy !req
217. Suit yourself.Copy !req
218. Here are the keys.Copy !req
219. Lock up when you're done.Copy !req
220. Good luck, fool.Copy !req
221. Well, well.Copy !req
222. What have we got here?Copy !req
223. Hey there, little fella. Mmm.Copy !req
224. Little piece of chicken.
What's happening, boy?Copy !req
225. - Who are you?
- I is the spirit of jazz.Copy !req
226. - What do you want?
- Oh, you in turmoil.Copy !req
227. What's wrong?
You tell Uncle Mario what's wrong.Copy !req
228. I want to be the greatest jazz player
in Yorkshire.Copy !req
229. Yorkshire. What is Yorkshire?Copy !req
230. Yorkshire is a place.Copy !req
231. Yorkshire is a state of mind.Copy !req
232. Yorkshire, New Orleans,
it's all the same to me, baby.Copy !req
233. Yeah. Baby, I'll make you famous.
You wanna be famous?Copy !req
234. - Yeah.
- Wanna be on the wall? Look at this guy.Copy !req
235. Blind Bonnie Shortbread. Huh?Copy !req
236. What a player.
I seen him play with my own eyes.Copy !req
237. The man was a genius.
What about this guy?Copy !req
238. Hot Wee Wee Jefferson. The Cystitis Kid.Copy !req
239. Man, when he was playing,
both pipes was on fire.Copy !req
240. I can make you like that. You wanna be
on the wall, Howard Moon?Copy !req
241. - How do you know my name?
- It's on your trumpet case, asshole.Copy !req
242. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
243. So what do we do, then?Copy !req
244. Well, maybe I'll make you famous.
Maybe I'll do all I say.Copy !req
245. But maybe you gots to do something
for me.Copy !req
246. - I gots needs too, you know.
- What?Copy !req
247. Never mind the itty-bitty details,
just sign here, baby. Sign here.Copy !req
248. In blood?Copy !req
249. Biro's fine.Copy !req
250. What's this stuff about
ownership of the soul?Copy !req
251. Yous is mine, boy.Copy !req
252. You signed right here.
You signed your soul away.Copy !req
253. Yeah, I own you, baby. Every time
you pick up an instrument, I'll be there,Copy !req
254. inside you, wearing you like a glove.Copy !req
255. Your sweet ass is mine.Copy !req
256. Check it, check it out. Ow!Copy !req
257. Ow!Copy !req
258. Man, my hat's on fire!Copy !req
259. What's wrong with you?
Are you blind? Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
260. Sorry, I thought that was your look.Copy !req
261. No, it ain't my look.Copy !req
262. It's a brand-new hat. Spoilt my exit now.Copy !req
263. Trying to do you a favour.Copy !req
264. That ain't no door back there.
It's a toilet.Copy !req
265. And then that next evening,
you'll never believe what happened.Copy !req
266. When I lifted that trumpet to my mouth
and blew that first note,Copy !req
267. something incredible happened, Vince.
Something that...Copy !req
268. Oi!Copy !req
269. - Are you listening to me?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
270. - I'm telling you a story.
- So what?Copy !req
271. - lnformation that might help you.
- Not interested.Copy !req
272. - Not interested?
- No, I'm a rock star now.Copy !req
273. Whoa, big man. Yeah?
Well, you've changed.Copy !req
274. - So what?
- You used to be a zoo keeper.Copy !req
275. - What about the zoo?
- (Bleep) the zoo.Copy !req
276. - What did you say?
- I said, "(Bleep) the zoo."Copy !req
277. I can't believe you're saying that.
What about the animals?Copy !req
278. (Bleep) the animals.
They're all a bunch of (Bleep).Copy !req
279. - You wanted to help the animals.
- I want to help them all to die.Copy !req
280. Wait a second.Copy !req
281. Are you going to be
wearing those hats tonight?Copy !req
282. - Yeah. Why?
- It's just that I'm the front manCopy !req
283. and I'm trying to create some stuff
out here, pull some shapes,Copy !req
284. and they're creeping
into my line of vision, sort of bobbing in,Copy !req
285. so if you could just take them off.Copy !req
286. Do you know who I am? Where did you
get this chump from, huh?Copy !req
287. I'm Johnny Two Hats.
Why do you think they call me that?Copy !req
288. - Is it because you've got two hats on?
- Bingo.Copy !req
289. Hello. We've got a gig tonight,
remember?Copy !req
290. OK. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
291. Sorry. Um...Copy !req
292. What if someone starts
wearing three hats?Copy !req
293. - You've seen someone wearing three?
- No.Copy !req
294. Of course you haven't. You haven't
even seen anyone with two hats yet.Copy !req
295. Know why no one's ever worn two hats?Copy !req
296. - Why?
- Because it looks freakish.Copy !req
297. You look like an absolute idiot.Copy !req
298. Just stop dissing the hats.Copy !req
299. - You're making me cross, Vince.
- All right.Copy !req
300. Next time, girls, will you consult meCopy !req
301. before you employ some bozo
on front vox?Copy !req
302. - Sorry, Johnny.
- Johnny what?Copy !req
303. - Johnny Two Hats.
- Thank you.Copy !req
304. Two, three, four.Copy !req
305. So what are we gonna do
now Johnny's left?Copy !req
306. Well, who cares about Johnny? What
was he bringing to the band, anyway?Copy !req
307. - Other than the extra hat?
- He wrote all the music.Copy !req
308. - Played the synth bass.
- Programmed the drums.Copy !req
309. - Ran the website.
- He came up with this.Copy !req
310. Yeah, that is pretty good.
Look, I'll get someone else.Copy !req
311. Well, you've got three hours.Copy !req
312. All right, that's ages, it will be fine.
Cool your boots.Copy !req
313. There's some important people
coming tonight,Copy !req
314. the head of Pieface Records
is gonna be there.Copy !req
315. - I'll get someone.
- They've got to be cool.Copy !req
316. I only know cool people.Copy !req
317. Yeah, whatever. You've got three hours.Copy !req
318. if you don't come up with someone,
we'll stab you up.Copy !req
319. You rock ponce!Copy !req
320. - Hi, ladies. Just ridden a porpoise.
- Yeah? Ring-a-ding-ding.Copy !req
321. Yeah. Maybe catch you later, yeah?Copy !req
322. All right, Howard?Copy !req
323. All right.Copy !req
324. Sorry about earlier. I behaved like a tit.Copy !req
325. I was having problems
coping with the stardom.Copy !req
326. You've only been in the band
since 10:30 this morning.Copy !req
327. - Yeah, but the lifestyle, the drugs.
- What drugs?Copy !req
328. Well, you know, the coffees.Copy !req
329. I've had three lattes and an Americano.
I'm blazing.Copy !req
330. How did it go with you
and the porpoise race?Copy !req
331. - Came last.
- What, again?Copy !req
332. - Who won?
- Tony.Copy !req
333. - What? Blind Tony?
- Yeah.Copy !req
334. He's using sonar or something.Copy !req
335. How's it going with you
and your pop band?Copy !req
336. All right. Having a bit of trouble with
the keyboard player, Johnny Two Hats.Copy !req
337. - What is it? Mood swings?
- He's left the band.Copy !req
338. That's a pretty big mood swing.
He swung right out of the band.Copy !req
339. You know what musicians are like,
pretty temperamental.Copy !req
340. - I do know. Oh, yeah.
- I heard you were pretty good.Copy !req
341. You heard right. I was one of the best.Copy !req
342. - I heard you could play any instrument.
- I was a multi-instrumentalist.Copy !req
343. Play anything. Trumpet, guitar,
kazoo, bassoon. You name it.Copy !req
344. - Keyboard.
- Yeah. Grade 17.Copy !req
345. - Is that good or bad?
- Let's say grade ten is a musical genius.Copy !req
346. Hmm. Seven off.
I could probably work with that.Copy !req
347. Hey, Howard.
Do you think you could do me a favour?Copy !req
348. I'm not doing it.Copy !req
349. Oh, come on. It will be amazing.Copy !req
350. It will be genius.
Me and you, fame, stardom.Copy !req
351. No, I can't. I just can't do it, Vince.Copy !req
352. - What about the girls? They're into you.
- Are they?Copy !req
353. - They say you're an eccentric character.
- Eccentric character.Copy !req
354. There's two of them, two of us. It will be
like the indie ABBA. It'll be perfect.Copy !req
355. I can't Vince, I just can't do it.Copy !req
356. Even if I could, I haven't got
the right look. My hair's not right.Copy !req
357. I've already thought about this.
Leave it to me.Copy !req
358. Check this out.Copy !req
359. I've never shown anyone this.Copy !req
360. if you do this gig for me, I'll give you
unlimited access to these babies.Copy !req
361. - What are those?
- They're my offcuts.Copy !req
362. My old hair. Huh?Copy !req
363. Glue them on. Redesign your hair.
Have fun with it.Copy !req
364. I appreciate the gesture, but no.Copy !req
365. - It seems like a lot. It's fine, honestly.
- No, it's not that. I can't do the gig.Copy !req
366. - You know why.
- Why not? Because of that stupid story?Copy !req
367. - Yeah.
- I don't believe you.Copy !req
368. Vince, when I play, bad things happen.Copy !req
369. Just forget it. I'll get someone else.Copy !req
370. - Vince, that's not it.
- Yeah, whatever. This is bullshit.Copy !req
371. Bollo, you've gotta help me.
I need a guitarist for tonight's gig.Copy !req
372. - Can you play guitar?
- Yes. I play just like Hendrix.Copy !req
373. Yes. Brilliant. Great. There you go.Copy !req
374. What are you doing? What was that?Copy !req
375. Woodstock '69.Copy !req
376. Well, well, if it ain't the comeback kid.Copy !req
377. What are you doing here?Copy !req
378. (Sniffs) Mmm.
I think you've been playing again, boy.Copy !req
379. I'm not playing.Copy !req
380. Oh, yous is playing, boy. And now it's
time for me to get inside of you again.Copy !req
381. I don't want that.
Please, I can't have that.Copy !req
382. Oh, yeah, baby, I'm coming inside.Copy !req
383. Stop saying that. It sounds weird.Copy !req
384. Weird? How so? We had an agreement.Copy !req
385. But I don't want anything
to do with that now.Copy !req
386. Come on, baby.
You wanna feel the warmth of meCopy !req
387. deep inside you, don't you?Copy !req
388. - I certainly do not.
- I've been inside all the greats.Copy !req
389. I've been inside Charlie Parker,
I've been inside Miles Davis,Copy !req
390. I even got inside Steve Davis.
Though that was an accident.Copy !req
391. But anyway, don't deny me my role,Copy !req
392. I'm going to creep inside you
like a warm kitten.Copy !req
393. - Just leave me alone.
- We made such sweet music together,Copy !req
394. Don't you remember those days?
We were jazz pioneers.Copy !req
395. Pioneers? What you made
me do was embarrassing.Copy !req
396. I don't want anything more
to do with you.Copy !req
397. I do not believe that boy's
giving me the credence I deserve.Copy !req
398. What are you looking at?Copy !req
399. I don't know. I mean, l...Copy !req
400. I want to help Vince, I really do,
I'm just, I can't...Copy !req
401. Can't or won't?Copy !req
402. Can't.Copy !req
403. - I thought you were a team.
- We were... We are a team.Copy !req
404. OK? It's just that
when I play an instrument,Copy !req
405. the spirit of jazz gets inside me
and when that happens, it isn't pretty.Copy !req
406. It makes me do stuff.Copy !req
407. - What, like shopping?
- Shopping?Copy !req
408. No. Things I'd rather not talk about,
Naboo.Copy !req
409. There may be a way. Play this.Copy !req
410. Play this? Are you high?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. I explained to you,
when I play an instrument -Copy !req
413. Play.Copy !req
414. Just play it.Copy !req
415. I knew you couldn't resist me, boy.Copy !req
416. Time for me to get inside you again.Copy !req
417. - Oh, dear.
- I'm gonna wear you like a glove.Copy !req
418. - Who the hell is this asshole?
- I'm Naboo, that's who.Copy !req
419. Get in my Hoover bag, you boo.Copy !req
420. - Now run like the wind.
- Thanks, Naboo.Copy !req
421. Sort your hair out, it's an '80s band.Copy !req
422. Listen, bitch, have you got anyone?Copy !req
423. - Um...
- You better have.Copy !req
424. Cos the head of Pieface Records
is here to see us.Copy !req
425. - Do we actually need anyone?
- What?Copy !req
426. Well, Johnny Twp Hats, what did he do?
Play keyboard. How hard can it be?Copy !req
427. I mean, it's just this, innit?Copy !req
428. Have you got anyone or not?Copy !req
429. Ladies.Copy !req
430. Howard.Copy !req
431. Hi.Copy !req
432. No way. Not that simpleton.Copy !req
433. - He's a musical genius.
- He better be.Copy !req
434. He looks like a paedophile.Copy !req
435. I'm so glad you could make it.Copy !req
436. Maybe after the gig we could have
a drink, have a chat about stuff.Copy !req
437. Yeah, sure. Yeah, why not?Copy !req
438. - Er... Who are you?
- I'm Vince. I'm in Kraftwerk Orange.Copy !req
439. - You are the head of Pieface Records?
- No.Copy !req
440. No, I'm Marcus Hoffman.Copy !req
441. I design speedboats.Copy !req
442. - Sorry I thought you were someone else.
- Listen.Copy !req
443. A few of us get together at weekends,
listen to reggae.Copy !req
444. Maybe you want to come
and hang out with us?Copy !req
445. Get lost, creepy crust.Copy !req
446. if I can just turn this thing on.Copy !req
447. Yeah. Now I'm coming for you,
Howard Moon.Copy !req
448. Hoover or not, I'm a-coming for you.Copy !req
449. Mmm, he's close, I can smell him.
I can smell the notes.Copy !req
450. - (Spirit) Get the hell out of my way, lady.
- Agh!Copy !req
451. We're gonna have ourselves
some hot jazz.Copy !req
452. Oh, well, I'm sorry about last night.Copy !req
453. I got a bit carried away and the jazz
got in me and I had a jazz attack.Copy !req
454. The whole night was a shambles.Copy !req
455. I can't believe those electro girls,
they stabbed everyone up.Copy !req
456. Anyway, I've been thinking, I don't think
it's for me, the rock-and-roll lifestyle.Copy !req
457. - Don't worry, I'll make it up to you.
- Yeah?Copy !req
458. I've got something lined up for us.
Check this out.Copy !req
459. Wow.Copy !req
460. Let's sort these pens out for Uncle Walt.Copy !req