1. Shortly after a month had passed since entering school...Copy !req
2. much like Sisyphus forced to eternally roll a boulder uphill...Copy !req
3. I'd had my fill of this mandatory morning hiking course.Copy !req
4. But then, as if being dealt the final blow...Copy !req
5. my normal life came to a grinding halt when the incident happened.Copy !req
6. N-No.Copy !req
7. Began would be more accurate.Copy !req
8. If there isn't one, I just have to make it myself!Copy !req
9. A club!Copy !req
10. Assist me.Copy !req
11. I just came up with a name!Copy !req
12. SOS Brigade!Copy !req
13. Thanks to Haruhi Suzumiya...Copy !req
14. eccentric among eccentrics, my journey through never-ending hell had begun.Copy !req
15. Good morning!Copy !req
16. Good morning.Copy !req
17. I forgot that I had to do today's class duties.Copy !req
18. I have to hurry to the staff office and ask for the diary.Copy !req
19. Sorry!Copy !req
20. I'm going on ahead!Copy !req
21. It's hard to believe a girl like her is in the same class when...Copy !req
22. Hey, Kyon.Copy !req
23. What else do you think we need?Copy !req
24. For what?Copy !req
25. I really want to get my hands on a mysterious transfer student, don't you think?Copy !req
26. I'm begging you.Copy !req
27. Establish the context before you start talking.Copy !req
28. What the SOS Brigade needs!Copy !req
29. I at least want a mysterious transfer student.Copy !req
30. I'd like you to define mysterious first.Copy !req
31. It hasn't even been two months since the new term began.Copy !req
32. Anyone who transfers in at this point must qualify as mysterious, right?Copy !req
33. You agree, right?Copy !req
34. Maybe the student's dad was suddenly transferred.Copy !req
35. No!Copy !req
36. That's abnormal.Copy !req
37. What would you consider normal?Copy !req
38. I'd like to know that.Copy !req
39. I wonder if a mysterious transfer student will show up.Copy !req
40. In other words, you don't give a damn what I think...Copy !req
41. Do you...Copy !req
42. It would appear that a rumor had spread that Haruhi and I were plotting something.Copy !req
43. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya IICopy !req
44. Say.Copy !req
45. What are you and Suzumiya up to?Copy !req
46. Don't tell me you're going out.Copy !req
47. Absolutely not.Copy !req
48. I'm the one who would like to know exactly what the hell we're doing.Copy !req
49. Don't overdo it.Copy !req
50. We're not in middle school anymore.Copy !req
51. If you render the grounds unusable...Copy !req
52. they'll at least suspend you.Copy !req
53. I have to at least prevent Yuki Nagato and Mikuru Asahina-san from coming to any harm.Copy !req
54. After the SOS Brigade was founded...Copy !req
55. the bleakness of the former literary clubroom...Copy !req
56. was replaced by a growing number of items.Copy !req
57. I mean. Is she planning on living here?Copy !req
58. A computer would be nice, too.Copy !req
59. We're living in the information age and yet we don't have a single computer...Copy !req
60. I can't forgive them!Copy !req
61. Can't forgive who?Copy !req
62. Then.Copy !req
63. Let's go scrounge one up.Copy !req
64. Hey, now.Copy !req
65. Do you actually have any leads?Copy !req
66. Are you planning on raiding an electronics store?Copy !req
67. Of course not.Copy !req
68. There's one much closer.Copy !req
69. Hello!Copy !req
70. We're here to take one set of computer and peripherals!Copy !req
71. Who's the leader?Copy !req
72. Do you need something?Copy !req
73. There's only one reason I would come in person to the Computer Research Society.Copy !req
74. I only need one...Copy !req
75. so give me a computer.Copy !req
76. What are you talking about?Copy !req
77. One can't hurt.Copy !req
78. You've got so many!Copy !req
79. Now look here.Copy !req
80. Wait. Who are you people?Copy !req
81. The SOS Brigade Chief, Haruhi Suzumiya.Copy !req
82. These two are subordinates #1 and #2.Copy !req
83. There you have it.Copy !req
84. Stop your grumbling and hand one over.Copy !req
85. For what reason!Copy !req
86. There's no way I would ever do that!Copy !req
87. I see.Copy !req
88. Well, I have my own ideas about that.Copy !req
89. What's this!Copy !req
90. Wh-What are you trying to do!Copy !req
91. Okay!Copy !req
92. One more shot!Copy !req
93. What are you doing!Copy !req
94. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.Copy !req
95. I've got pictures of your sexual harassment now.Copy !req
96. If you don't want me to spread these pictures around school...Copy !req
97. pay up and hand over a computer.Copy !req
98. That's ridiculous!Copy !req
99. You forced me to do it!Copy !req
100. I'm innocent!Copy !req
101. And how many people do you think will believe your words?Copy !req
102. A-All the members here are witnesses!Copy !req
103. That's right!Copy !req
104. It wasn't the prez's fault!Copy !req
105. I'll say that the whole club was planning on ****-****** her!Copy !req
106. That's taking it too far...Copy !req
107. What will it be?Copy !req
108. Are you going to hand it over?Copy !req
109. Or not?Copy !req
110. Su-Suzumiya-san...Copy !req
111. That's...Copy !req
112. Take whichever one you want...Copy !req
113. Prez!Copy !req
114. Hang in there!Copy !req
115. Get a hold of yourself!Copy !req
116. It wasn't your fault!Copy !req
117. Is this supposed to be a comedy?Copy !req
118. But!Copy !req
119. Which one's the newest?Copy !req
120. Why do I have to tell you that!Copy !req
121. Damn it.Copy !req
122. That one.Copy !req
123. I looked over all the newest models at the computer shop yesterday.Copy !req
124. This wasn't one of them.Copy !req
125. W-Wait!Copy !req
126. Give me this one!Copy !req
127. H-Hold on!Copy !req
128. We just bought that last month!Copy !req
129. Take it, you thief.Copy !req
130. It's as you say.Copy !req
131. We're thieves.Copy !req
132. Come on, Kyon.Copy !req
133. Carry this.Copy !req
134. And so, just like that...Copy !req
135. after blackmailing herself a spanking new computer...Copy !req
136. Haruhi, discovering that the literary clubroom wasn't equipped for Internet use...Copy !req
137. summoned the Computer Society's president and members...Copy !req
138. and had them run a LAN cable between our rooms.Copy !req
139. She even had him set it up so we could connect through the school's domain.Copy !req
140. This is what you call an extortionist.Copy !req
141. Let's go back for now.Copy !req
142. Asahina-san.Copy !req
143. You shouldn't get involved with such a weird group.Copy !req
144. Who knows what else she'll do to you.Copy !req
145. No.Copy !req
146. It's okay.Copy !req
147. You're also here, aren't you?Copy !req
148. This was probably an inevitability on this time plane.Copy !req
149. And I'm concerned about why Nagato-san is here.Copy !req
150. What about it?Copy !req
151. No.Copy !req
152. It's nothing.Copy !req
153. I may be inexperienced...Copy !req
154. but I hope to get along with everyone.Copy !req
155. Also, if you'd like...Copy !req
156. please call me Mikuru-chan.Copy !req
157. Well...Copy !req
158. _ _Copy !req
159. File(F) Edit(E) Format(O) View(V) Help(H)Copy !req
160. SCopy !req
161. SOCopy !req
162. SOSCopy !req
163. SOS BCopy !req
164. SOS BrCopy !req
165. SOS BriCopy !req
166. SOS BrigCopy !req
167. SOS BrigaCopy !req
168. What was next?Copy !req
169. SOS BrigadCopy !req
170. SOS BrigadeCopy !req
171. SOS Brigade WCopy !req
172. SOS Brigade WeCopy !req
173. SOS Brigade WebCopy !req
174. SOS Brigade WebsCopy !req
175. SOS Brigade WebsiCopy !req
176. SOS Brigade WebsitCopy !req
177. SOS Brigade WebsiteCopy !req
178. SOS Brigade Website LCopy !req
179. SOS Brigade Website LaCopy !req
180. SOS Brigade Website LauCopy !req
181. SOS Brigade Website LaunCopy !req
182. SOS Brigade Website LauncCopy !req
183. SOS Brigade Website LaunchCopy !req
184. So? Who's going to make it?Copy !req
185. That site or whatever.Copy !req
186. You.Copy !req
187. You've got time, don't you?Copy !req
188. Make it.Copy !req
189. I have to find more members.Copy !req
190. Have it finished in a day or two.Copy !req
191. We can't participate in any activities until a site's up.Copy !req
192. Making a website, huh...Copy !req
193. And despite all the grumbling, I actually enjoyed making it.Copy !req
194. The Computer Society had installed most of the necessary programs so it was pretty simple.Copy !req
195. Not a bad way to kill time during lunch break.Copy !req
196. You are theCopy !req
197. th visitor to this site.Copy !req
198. Welcome to the SOS Brigade's Website!Copy !req
199. EnterCopy !req
200. Mail us atCopy !req
201. This website is best viewed at 1024x768.Copy !req
202. Speaking of which, what am I supposed to put on here?Copy !req
203. After all, I still have no idea what the SOS Brigade does.Copy !req
204. Nagato.Copy !req
205. Do you have anything you want to put on the site?Copy !req
206. Nothing.Copy !req
207. Not that I care, but...Copy !req
208. she does go to class, right?Copy !req
209. Crap.Copy !req
210. Time for class.Copy !req
211. Here.Copy !req
212. I'll lend you this.Copy !req
213. Dan SimmonsCopy !req
214. I still have my misgivings...Copy !req
215. so why is it that I continue commuting to the clubroom?Copy !req
216. Why, indeed...Copy !req
217. Is this the power of habit?Copy !req
218. What a riot.Copy !req
219. 'Sup!Copy !req
220. And yeah. Are these two really that bored?Copy !req
221. Though I guess I'm not one to talk.Copy !req
222. Where's Suzumiya-san?Copy !req
223. Beats me.Copy !req
224. She was already gone during sixth period.Copy !req
225. Perhaps she's off extorting more equipment.Copy !req
226. Will I be forced to do something like yesterday again...Copy !req
227. Do not worry.Copy !req
228. Next time, I'll do everything I can to prevent it.Copy !req
229. Really?Copy !req
230. Thank you!Copy !req
231. I'm counting on you then!Copy !req
232. You can count on me.Copy !req
233. Ya-hoo!Copy !req
234. Yahoo?Copy !req
235. First up is this!Copy !req
236. A proclamation of the SOS Brigade creed...Copy !req
237. And this.Copy !req
238. Ta-ta-ta-da!Copy !req
239. We're going to distribute flyers wearing these.Copy !req
240. Where at?Copy !req
241. The front gate.Copy !req
242. There should be plenty of students heading home right now.Copy !req
243. So?Copy !req
244. What are we wearing?Copy !req
245. I wasn't talking about you.Copy !req
246. Mikuru-chan's the one who's wearing this.Copy !req
247. Yes?Copy !req
248. Bunny girl!Copy !req
249. Um... Um...Copy !req
250. What do you...Copy !req
251. Come on!Copy !req
252. Get changed! Get changed!Copy !req
253. I don't want to!Copy !req
254. Shut up!Copy !req
255. Take it off! Take it off!Copy !req
256. No!Copy !req
257. Hey, Suzumiya!Copy !req
258. What are you doing!Copy !req
259. No!Copy !req
260. Don't look!Copy !req
261. Come on! Do as I say!Copy !req
262. There!Copy !req
263. Take it all off!Copy !req
264. No!Copy !req
265. At least let me undress myself...Copy !req
266. N-No!Copy !req
267. Come on in!Copy !req
268. She's like some evil feudal lord.Copy !req
269. What do you think?Copy !req
270. This'll be perfect for attracting attention, right?Copy !req
271. More like suck in attention...Copy !req
272. What about Nagato?Copy !req
273. I could only buy two of them.Copy !req
274. I got the full set so it was expensive.Copy !req
275. Where do they sell this stuff?Copy !req
276. I ordered it online.Copy !req
277. I see.Copy !req
278. I'm off then!Copy !req
279. Let's go, Mikuru-chan!Copy !req
280. No!Copy !req
281. Let's go!Copy !req
282. Sorry.Copy !req
283. To be honest, I can't get enough of that outfit.Copy !req
284. My passion is running wild.Copy !req
285. Wha—Copy !req
286. Good grief...Copy !req
287. I can still feel their body heat.Copy !req
288. It's all warm.Copy !req
289. A proclamation of the SOS Brigade creed...Copy !req
290. Our SOS Brigade is looking for mysteries of the world.Copy !req
291. People who have experienced something mysterious in the past...Copy !req
292. People who have run into something mysterious recently...Copy !req
293. People who plan on a mysterious experience in the near future...Copy !req
294. If any of the above apply to you, come see us!Copy !req
295. We will solve your problem on the spot!Copy !req
296. However, a normal mystery will not do.Copy !req
297. It has to be a mystery that wows us!Copy !req
298. Make note of that!Copy !req
299. I think I'm starting to understand the purpose of this brigade.Copy !req
300. I'm pissed!Copy !req
301. What's with those stupid teachers?Copy !req
302. They're such a pain! A pain!Copy !req
303. Was there some kind of a problem?Copy !req
304. Way beyond that!Copy !req
305. We hadn't even distributed half the flyers...Copy !req
306. and the teachers told us to stop!Copy !req
307. Who do they think they are!Copy !req
308. If two bunny girls...Copy !req
309. start handing out flyers at the front gate...Copy !req
310. people who aren't teachers will come running.Copy !req
311. Mikuru-chan started sobbing...Copy !req
312. I was dragged to the student guidance office...Copy !req
313. Even that handball moron Okabe was brought in!Copy !req
314. They were probably all on the verge of tears.Copy !req
315. Man...Copy !req
316. That's enough for today!Copy !req
317. Dismissed!Copy !req
318. How long are you going to keep crying!Copy !req
319. Come on!Copy !req
320. Get changed!Copy !req
321. Kyon-kun.Copy !req
322. If I become ruined for marriage...Copy !req
323. will you take me?Copy !req
324. What should I say?Copy !req
325. Asahina-san.Copy !req
326. From behind, you look like a student who just failed to get into college.Copy !req
327. Or a salaryman after buying a house beyond his budget.Copy !req
328. Wait.Copy !req
329. You're going to call me that, too?Copy !req
330. The next day, the name Haruhi Suzumiya had transcended mere notoriety...Copy !req
331. and became common knowledge for all students.Copy !req
332. Man, Kyon.Copy !req
333. You've finally become one of Suzumiya's merry friends.Copy !req
334. Shut up.Copy !req
335. What's even worse is that...Copy !req
336. Asahina-san's name and mine had become associated with hers.Copy !req
337. I was really surprised yesterday.Copy !req
338. I mean, there were bunny girls standing at the front gate.Copy !req
339. Huh...Copy !req
340. The other one was that second-year, Asahina-san, right?Copy !req
341. The whole school has their attention on you guys now.Copy !req
342. What is this SOS Brigade?Copy !req
343. Ask Suzumiya.Copy !req
344. I have no idea.Copy !req
345. Don't want to know either.Copy !req
346. It looks like you people are having fun.Copy !req
347. But I think that was going a bit too far.Copy !req
348. Asahina-san was absent from school that day.Copy !req
349. Why don't we ever get e-mails?Copy !req
350. After all that publicity!Copy !req
351. There aren't any people curious enough to want to get involved after witnessing your publicity.Copy !req
352. I'll admit that you've made us famous though.Copy !req
353. Huh?Copy !req
354. Is Mikuru-chan absent today?Copy !req
355. She might not ever come back.Copy !req
356. I hope she doesn't become traumatized by the ordeal.Copy !req
357. I even brought a new outfit for her.Copy !req
358. Wear it yourself.Copy !req
359. Of course! I'm going to wear it, too.Copy !req
360. But it's no fun when Mikuru-chan isn't here!Copy !req
361. You could have Nagato wear it.Copy !req
362. She'd probably put it on without any complaints.Copy !req
363. And I get the feeling I wouldn't mind seeing that.Copy !req
364. The SOS Brigade was just formed and we're already sitting around doing nothing.Copy !req
365. I wonder if they're all holding back.Copy !req
366. They want to keep the mystery to themselves?Copy !req
367. Hey, Haruhi.Copy !req
368. If you ask anybody here...Copy !req
369. they'll say, "No, there aren't any."Copy !req
370. There's no way this little public high school would have mysteries bouncing around.Copy !req
371. You understand, right?Copy !req
372. The truth is that you understand, right?Copy !req
373. Just that you have nowhere to vent the frustrations of youth...Copy !req
374. and that restlessness is leading you down a different path.Copy !req
375. Snap out of it already.Copy !req
376. How about you go find some handsome guy and walk home from school together...Copy !req
377. or go see a movie on Sundays?Copy !req
378. And join some sports club and knock yourself out.Copy !req
379. They'd make you a regular member in a flash.Copy !req
380. I'm going home!Copy !req
381. Well...Copy !req
382. I'm going home, too.Copy !req
383. Did you read it?Copy !req
384. Read what?Copy !req
385. The book.Copy !req
386. No, not yet...Copy !req
387. Should I return it?Copy !req
388. Not necessary.Copy !req
389. But man...Copy !req
390. She's never one to mince words, huh...Copy !req
391. Read it today.Copy !req
392. As soon as you get home.Copy !req
393. I understand.Copy !req
394. Where are you going, Kyon-kun?Copy !req
395. Station.Copy !req
396. Don't talk while eating.Copy !req
397. Was today okay?Copy !req
398. Were you possibly waiting here yesterday as well?Copy !req
399. Why here?Copy !req
400. This way.Copy !req
401. Where's your family?Copy !req
402. They aren't here.Copy !req
403. Well...Copy !req
404. I can see that...Copy !req
405. Are they out?Copy !req
406. I am the only one who is ever here.Copy !req
407. You're living alone?Copy !req
408. Yes.Copy !req
409. So what did you want?Copy !req
410. Drink.Copy !req
411. Is it good?Copy !req
412. I'm gonna explode.Copy !req
413. Uh...Copy !req
414. Could you tell me why you brought me here?Copy !req
415. What is it that you couldn't tell me at school?Copy !req
416. About Haruhi Suzumiya.Copy !req
417. And myself.Copy !req
418. That is what I need to talk about.Copy !req
419. What about Suzumiya and you?Copy !req
420. It is difficult to convey in words.Copy !req
421. Discrepancies may arise during the transmission of data.Copy !req
422. Regardless...Copy !req
423. listen.Copy !req
424. Haruhi Suzumiya and I are not ordinary humans.Copy !req
425. I kind of knew that already.Copy !req
426. That isn't what I mean.Copy !req
427. I am not referring to the absence of universally accepted personality traits...Copy !req
428. I mean what I said.Copy !req
429. She and I are different from the vast majority of humans like yourself.Copy !req
430. An organic life contact-purpose humanoid interface...Copy !req
431. created by the Data Integration Thought Entity which supervises this galaxy.Copy !req
432. That would be me.Copy !req
433. Say what?Copy !req
434. In more common terminology...Copy !req
435. I would be classified as an alien.Copy !req
436. Alien?Copy !req
437. nazo nazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo tokiakashitaraCopy !req
438. If we can solve all the mysteries on this planet...Copy !req
439. minna de dokomade mo ikeru neCopy !req
440. we can all go anywhere we want!Copy !req
441. jikan no hate madeCopy !req
442. Even to the end of time!Copy !req
443. Boooon!Copy !req
444. wa-pu de ru-pu na kono omoi waCopy !req
445. These looping feelings...Copy !req
446. nani mo ka mo wo makikonda souzou de asobouCopy !req
447. warp everyone in to play with imagination!Copy !req
448. aru hareta hi no kotoCopy !req
449. One clear, sunshiny day...Copy !req
450. mahou ijou no yukai gaCopy !req
451. happiness greater than magic...Copy !req
452. kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou ja nai waCopy !req
453. will pour down with no end in sight. It could happen!Copy !req
454. ashita mata au toki warai nagara haminguCopy !req
455. When we meet again tomorrow we'll be smiling and humming!Copy !req
456. ureshisa wo atsume youCopy !req
457. Let's bring together happiness!Copy !req
458. kantan nanda yo ko·n·na·noCopy !req
459. It's an easy thing to do!Copy !req
460. oikakete ne tsukamaetemiteCopy !req
461. Keep on chasing! Try to catch it!Copy !req
462. MeetingCopy !req
463. concerning Tanabata!Copy !req
464. MeetingCopy !req
465. concerning Tanabata!Copy !req
466. MeetingCopy !req
467. concerning Tanabata!Copy !req
468. MeetingCopy !req
469. concerning Tanabata!Copy !req
470. ooki na yume & yume suki deshou?Copy !req
471. We love big dreams, right?Copy !req
472. Next EpisodeCopy !req
473. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya IIICopy !req
474. Next time, "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya III."Copy !req
475. Watch.Copy !req
476. Next EpisodeCopy !req
477. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:Copy !req
478. Episode seven!Copy !req
479. Wrong.Copy !req
480. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:Copy !req
481. Episode four...Copy !req
482. "The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya."Copy !req
483. The Boredom of Haruhi SuzumiyaCopy !req
484. We're playing baseball next time!Copy !req
485. Hey. Can I really do this?Copy !req
486. mahou ijou no yukai gaCopy !req
487. happiness greater than magic...Copy !req
488. 限りなく降りそそぐ 不可能じゃないわCopy !req
489. kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou ja nai waCopy !req
490. will pour down with no end in sight. It could happen!Copy !req
491. 明日また会うとき 笑いながらハミングCopy !req
492. ashita mata au toki warai nagara haminguCopy !req
493. When we meet again tomorrow we'll be smiling and humming!Copy !req
494. Ending Theme________Copy !req
495. 「Hare Hare Yukai」 "Sunny Sunshiny Happy"Copy !req
496. Opening ThemeCopy !req
497. 「Bouken Desho Desho?」
"It's an Adventure, Right? Right?"Copy !req
498. 嬉しさを集めようCopy !req
499. ureshisa wo atsume youCopy !req
500. Let's bring together happiness!Copy !req
501. カンタンなんだよ こ・ん・な・のCopy !req
502. kantan nanda yo ko·n·na·noCopy !req
503. It's an easy thing to do!Copy !req
504. 追いかけてね つかまえてみてCopy !req
505. oikakete ne tsukamaetemiteCopy !req
506. Keep on chasing! Try to catch it!Copy !req
507. MeetingCopy !req
508. concerning Tanabata!Copy !req
509. Original TranslationCopy !req
510. a. f. k.Copy !req
511. Animation ProductionCopy !req
512. おおきな夢＆夢 スキでしょう？Copy !req
513. ooki na yume & yume suki deshou?Copy !req
514. We love big dreams, right?Copy !req
515. ©2006 Nagaru Tanigawa · Noizi Itou ／ SOS-danCopy !req
516. Production AssistanceCopy !req
517. Big ShotCopy !req
518. ProductionCopy !req
519. SOS-danCopy !req
520. Next EpisodeCopy !req
521. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya IIICopy !req
522. Next time, "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya III."Copy !req
523. Watch.Copy !req
524. Next EpisodeCopy !req
525. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:Copy !req
526. Episode seven!Copy !req
527. Wrong.Copy !req
528. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:Copy !req
529. Episode four...Copy !req
530. "The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya."Copy !req
531. The Boredom of Haruhi SuzumiyaCopy !req
532. We're playing baseball next time!Copy !req
533. Hey. Can I really do this?Copy !req