1. Asking someone how long they believed in Santa Claus...
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2. is so meaningless that it couldn't even serve as worthless gossip...
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3. Regardless, if you're going to ask me how much of my childhood I spent believing in an old man in a red suit...
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4. I can confidently say that...
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5. I never believed in him in the first place.
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6. I knew that the Santa at the preschool Christmas event was just a fake.
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7. And I didn't even have to see Mommy kissing Santa Claus...
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8. I suppose I was just a precocious child who questioned the existence of an old man who only worked on Christmas.
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9. At any rate...
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10. Be it aliens, time travelers, ghosts, demons, espers...
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11. or evil organizations and the heroes out of cartoons or comic books who battle them...
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12. I didn't realize that they weren't real until some time later.
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13. No. I had probably already realized the truth.
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14. I just didn't want to admit it.
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15. Deep in my heart, I wished that aliens, time travelers, ghosts, demons, espers...
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16. or evil organizations might pop up in front of me.
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17. However, reality is rather cruel!
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18. One must admire how well the laws of physics were written.
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19. At some point, I stopped being glued to TV UFO specials and programs on psychics.
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20. Aliens. Time travelers. Espers.
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21. None of those could possibly exist.
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22. Though I kind of wish they did...
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23. So I suppose my ability to hold convictions while accepting reality is a sign that I've matured.
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24. Entrance
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25. 9:30 am
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26. As I graduated from middle school...
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27. I also graduated from those childish dreams...
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28. and became accustomed to the routine of this world.
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29. And so I entered high school with no particular vision in mind...
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30. I hope to have a good year with everyone.
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31. and met her.
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32. From East Middle School.
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33. Haruhi Suzumiya.
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34. I have no interest in ordinary humans.
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35. If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders, or espers here...
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36. come join me.
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37. That is all!
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38. Are we supposed to laugh?
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39. A striking beauty stood before me.
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40. Okabe
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41. Uh, whoever's next.
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42. Most people would think that she was just joking.
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43. From East Middle School.
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44. I'm Taniguchi.
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45. In hindsight, that was neither a joke nor a laughing matter.
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46. Haruhi was always dead serious.
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47. And so we met.
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48. I deeply hope that...
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49. I can believe it was mere coincidence.
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50. As long as Haruhi Suzumiya was sitting still with her mouth shut...
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51. one would believe that she was just a beautiful high schooler.
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52. And since my seat just happened to be located right in front of hers...
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53. I figured it might be acceptable to approach her...
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54. You can't blame me for losing my mind for a moment.
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55. Hey.
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56. About the stuff in that introduction earlier...
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57. How much of it was serious?
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58. What stuff earlier?
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59. The stuff about aliens and whatnot.
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60. Are you an alien?
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61. No, but...
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62. No, but what?
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63. No, forget it.
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64. Then don't talk to me.
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65. It's a waste of time.
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66. Don't mind her!
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67. I didn't learn until later on...
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68. that they were all from the same middle school as Haruhi.
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69. If you're interested in her...
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70. I won't mince words.
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71. Give up on it.
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72. I know. I was in the same class as her for three years in middle school.
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73. Her queerness takes a path unlike anything you've seen.
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74. You mean her introduction?
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75. Yep.
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76. She did a bunch of strange things back in middle school, too.
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77. The most famous one would be the campus grounds graffiti incident.
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78. What's that?
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79. There's this device that uses lime to draw white lines, right?
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80. What was it called again...
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81. Whatever.
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82. Someone used that to draw some huge pictograph on the grounds.
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83. And it was secretly done at night.
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84. I remember seeing that.
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85. Wasn't that in the local section of the newspaper?
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86. It looked like a failed attempt at a Nazca etching.
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87. And she was the one who did it?
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88. She said so herself, so it's gotta be her.
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89. One morning, we showed up at the classroom to find all the desks out in the hall.
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90. She drew stars on the roof in paint...
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91. She even stuck a bunch of talismans all around school.
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92. What is she doing?
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93. Like the ones they use to reanimate corpses.
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94. No idea what for.
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95. Even so, she's pretty popular.
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96. Since she does have looks.
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97. And then she's athletic and probably gets better grades than most.
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98. You can't tell she's a freak when she's just standing there.
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99. Are there any stories about that?
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100. For a while, she kept going from one to another.
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101. As far as I know, the longest lasted a week...
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102. and apparently the shortest was five minutes after she agreed to go out with him.
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103. I don't have time to deal with ordinary humans!
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104. Then don't agree to go out in the first place...
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105. It's just a story I heard!
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106. Really.
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107. I don't know why, but apparently she doesn't turn anyone down.
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108. That's why I'm warning you before you get any weird ideas.
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109. Give it up.
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110. There's nothing to give up on.
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111. I'm not even interested.
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112. Personally, I'd say...
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113. the best one in the class is her.
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114. Ryoko Asakura.
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115. She's gotta be in the top three for our year.
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116. Did you check out all the first-year girls or something?
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117. Oh, yeah!
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118. I assigned them ranks from A to D...
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119. and I learned the full names of the ones who ranked A.
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120. And Asakura-san is an A?
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121. An AA+.
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122. She's definitely a nice person, too.
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123. That's fast...
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124. At this point, Haruhi Suzumiya had yet to act up.
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125. And for me, it was a month of relaxation.
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126. However, I should note that...
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127. I observed a number of Haruhi's eccentric behaviors during this period.
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128. And so, peculiarity number one.
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129. Her hairstyle changes everyday.
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130. Monday.
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131. Tuesday.
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132. Wednesday.
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133. Thursday.
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134. Friday.
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135. As the days progressed, the number of tied-off points in her hair would increase.
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136. After resetting on Monday, it would increase one a day until Friday.
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137. I wonder what her head looks like on Sunday.
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138. I'd sure like to see it.
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139. Peculiarity number two.
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140. They saw my body!
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141. Boys and girls split up for gym class.
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142. Girls change in odd-numbered rooms...
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143. and boys move to even-numbered rooms, however...
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144. ignoring the fact that boys were still present...
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145. she began taking off her uniform!
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146. It would appear that she viewed guys on the same level as potatoes.
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147. Peculiarity number three.
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148. To my amazement...
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149. Tea Ceremony Club
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150. she temporarily joined a wide range of clubs in this school.
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151. So... Why not join permanently?
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152. All the sports clubs without exception fervently pursued her membership.
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153. 'Sides, your presence alone would motivate us!
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154. Turning their requests down, she would arbitrarily join a different club every day.
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155. In the end, she didn't join a single one of them.
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156. What exactly is she trying to do?
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157. In the process, we reached the first day after Golden Week.
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158. - Yo, Kyon!
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159. Yo.
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160. Incidentally, Kyon is my nickname.
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161. Did you go somewhere for Golden Week?
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162. I took my sister to see our grandmother.
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163. I sure wish people would stop calling me that.
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164. That's lame.
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165. 'Sup.
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166. So that makes today Wednesday.
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167. And with that thought in mind...
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168. I was probably possessed by some demon.
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169. I can think of no other explanation.
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170. Do you change your hair every day as an alien countermeasure?
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171. I talked to Haruhi Suzumiya.
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172. When did you notice?
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173. Just recently.
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174. I see.
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175. I think that...
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176. each day gives off a different image.
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177. Color-wise, Mondaywould be yellow.
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178. I get the feeling this is the first time we've had a conversation.
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179. Tuesdaywould be red.
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180. Wednesdaywould be blue.
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181. Thursdaywould be green.
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182. Fridayis gold.
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183. Saturdayis light brown.
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184. Sunday(Sun) is white.
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185. I can see where she's coming from, but...
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186. So with numbers...
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187. Monday would be zero and Sunday would be six?
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188. Yes.
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189. Monday feels more like one to me.
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190. Nobody asked for your opinion!
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191. Oh, really.
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192. Have I met you before?
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193. A long time ago...
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194. Nope.
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195. The trigger...
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196. while being nothing particularly significant...
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197. This would indeed be the trigger.
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198. In any case, a serious response from Haruhi was a surprise.
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199. "Shut up!"Moron!"Be quiet!"Who cares about that!"
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200. were the replies I was expecting.
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201. Which is why...
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202. when Haruhi showed up with her long hair cut...
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203. I was rather disturbed.
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204. Anyway, isn't cutting it the day after I point it out a bit hasty?
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205. Hey.
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206. Not really.
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207. After that...
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208. conversing with Haruhi in the short period before homeroom became a daily event.
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209. I heard this rumor...
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210. Is it true that you've dumped every guy you went out with?
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211. What gives you the right to ask me that?
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212. I don't know what you've heard, but very well.
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213. It's probably all true.
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214. There wasn't a single guy you seriously wanted to date?
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215. All of them were totally no good.
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216. Every single one of them was ridiculously square.
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217. None of them were aliens, time travelers, or espers.
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218. That's to be expected.
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219. And what's up with most of them asking me out over the phone?
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220. Important matters like these should be said in person!
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221. Well... you think so?
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222. I'll just go along with her.
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223. I'd probably call her out somewhere and tell her.
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224. That's not important!
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225. So is it or isn't it?
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226. The problem is that there are only worthless men on this planet.
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227. I spent most of middle school being irritated.
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228. Then what kind of a guy did you want?
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229. I'm guessing an alien?
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230. An alien.
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231. Or something along those lines.
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232. In any case, as long as it isn't an ordinary human, it doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl...
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233. Why are you so particular about non-humans?
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234. Isn't that more fun?
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235. Hey, Kyon!
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236. What kind of magic did you use?
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237. What are you talking about?
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238. I've never seen Suzumiya talk that long before.
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239. What did you say to her?
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240. What did I say?
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241. I get the feeling I just asked whatever was on my mind.
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242. It's the end of the world.
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243. Kyon's always liked weird girls.
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244. Don't say things that'll cause misunderstanding.
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245. I'd also like to know.
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246. Suzumiya-san never responds no matter how hard I try to talk to her.
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247. How did you get her to talk to you?
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248. Is there a trick to it?
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249. Don't know.
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250. But I'm relieved now.
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251. I'd be worried if Suzumiya-san kept isolating herself from the rest of the class.
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252. It's a good thing that she's managed to make a friend.
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253. Friend, huh...
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254. Keep up whatever you're doing to make Suzumiya-san open up to the class.
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255. We were fortunate enough to be put into the same class...
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256. so we should all be friends, right?
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257. I'm counting on you.
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258. Easy for you to say.
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259. If I need to tell her anything from now on...
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260. I'll ask you to tell her for me.
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261. But hold on!
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262. I'm not her spokesman or anything.
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263. Pretty please.
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264. Kyon!
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266. I'm surrounded by a bunch of idiots.
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267. Our seating arrangements are being changed.
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268. After drawing my lot from the tin...
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269. my new seat was next to the window, second from behind. Quite excellent.
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270. Seating
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271. Farewell, Haruhi.
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272. Forever.
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273. This is coincidence, right?
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274. Did you really try joining all the clubs?
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275. Let me know if you find one that's fun.
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276. There totally aren't any at all.
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277. An immediate response.
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278. Totally none at all!
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279. It appears she has a habit of using the word "totally."
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280. I was expecting something better after entering high school...
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281. but this is no different from back during mandatory education.
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282. Maybe I went to the wrong school.
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283. What criteria are you using to choose a school?
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284. There was a Mystery Research Society.
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285. How was it?
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286. A joke.
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287. They haven't had a single encounter with anything like a case.
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288. All the members are just mystery fanatic bookworms.
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289. None of them look like detective material.
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290. Well, yeah?
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291. I was expecting more from the Supernatural Phenomena Research Society...
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292. but it was just a bunch of occult freaks.
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293. What do you think of that?
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294. Nothing much.
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295. Man, it's boring!
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296. With so many clubs, you'd think there'd be at least one weird one.
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297. You can't do anything about what doesn't exist.
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298. In the end, humans have to settle for what's in front of them.
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299. If you think about it, the humans who were unable to do that...
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301. and advanced civilization.
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302. Planes were invented because people wanted to fly.
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303. Cars and trains came to be because people wanted easier means to move around.
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304. However, this came from a limited number of people who had innovative plans and concepts.
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305. In other words, geniuses made it all possible.
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306. Common folk like us are best off living an ordinary life.
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307. Shut up!
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308. Just maybe...
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310. It happened suddenly.
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311. What are you doing!
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312. I figured it out!
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313. Figured out what?
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314. Why didn't I realize such a simple thing sooner?
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315. Realize what?
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316. If there isn't one, I just have to make it myself!
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317. Make what?
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318. A club!
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319. I got it.
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320. Well, just calm down for now.
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321. What's with your reaction?
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322. You should be a little happier about this discovery.
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323. We're in class right now.
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324. Clubroom... Clubroom...
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325. Assist me.
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326. This feels like extortion.
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327. Assist you with what?
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328. Making my new club.
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329. Why do I have to help you with your idea?
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330. Tell me that first.
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331. I'll go secure a room and members...
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332. so you go get the chartering paperwork.
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333. She's not listening.
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334. What kind of club are you planning on making?
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335. Why does that even matter?
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336. Making the club comes first!
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337. Understood?
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338. Find out what you have to do before school's over.
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339. I'll find a room before then.
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340. Understood?
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341. The provisions for chartering a "student association":
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347. There was no need to find out anything.
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348. Everything is listed out on the back of the student handbook.
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349. I don't mind writing this...
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351. isn't going to "adhere to the policy of leading a productive and creative school life."
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355. Wait a tick.
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358. The art club and wind ensemble have an art room and a music room, right?
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359. Clubs and associations that don't have such special classrooms...
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361. Also known as the old shack.
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362. This is the literary club's room.
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363. So this belongs to the literary club.
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364. But the third-years all graduated last spring so it has zero members.
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365. It was the only club that would have been cut if nobody new joined.
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366. And this girl is the first-year who joined.
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367. Then the club wasn't cut.
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368. Close enough.
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369. There's only one person.
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375. She doesn't care as long as she can read apparently.
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376. I suppose you could call her an oddball.
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377. Yeah. You're one to talk.
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379. Then, Nagato-san.
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380. She's planning on turning this room into an I-have-no-idea-what club.
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382. Yes.
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383. Well, but...
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384. It'll probably be a huge bother.
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386. You might even get chased out.
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387. Go ahead.
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388. That's that.
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389. Be sure to meet in this room after school from now on.
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390. You better show up!
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391. If you don't, heads will roll!
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392. I understand.
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393. I like my head where it is.
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395. We need at least two more.
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398. Aren't you confusing her with a piece of furniture that came with the room now?
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399. Rest assured.
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400. I'll find them in no time.
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401. I happen to know of someone made for this club.
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427. This is Mikuru Asahina-chan.
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430. I didn't abduct her.
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432. Close enough.
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433. I caught her daydreaming in a second-year classroom.
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446. Sorry.
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448. Turn-ons! Turn-ons!
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457. News to me.
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460. Such a cute face is sporting bigger ones than me!
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472. Mikuru-chan, are you in any other clubs?
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473. Um... The calligraphy club.
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474. Quit that then.
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475. It'll conflict with our club activities.
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476. I see...
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477. I understand.
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478. What did she just understand?
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479. I'll quit the calligraphy club and join this one.
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480. But I'm not sure what the literary club does...
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481. We aren't the literary club.
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482. We're temporarily borrowing this room.
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483. The club you're being forced into...
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484. is an unnamed association yet to be made by Suzumiya over there that will participate in unknown activities.
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485. Incidentally, the person sitting there reading...
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486. is the real literary club member.
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487. No worries!
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488. I just came up with a name!
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489. Let us hear it.
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490. Attention everyone.
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491. The name of this fledgling club has just been decided.
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492. SOS Brigade!
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493. The save the world by overloading it with fun Haruhi Suzumiya's Brigade.
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494. Or SOS Brigade for short.
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495. Feel free to laugh.
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496. Originally, it should have been the save the world by overloading it with fun Haruhi Suzumiya Association...
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497. but an association hasn't even been formed yet.
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498. And nobody has a clue as to what this group is supposed to do.
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499. So brigade is fine then.
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500. Haruhi's incomprehensible words...
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501. settled the matter. Oh, joy.
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502. Just do whatever you want.
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503. nazo nazo mitai ni chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
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504. If we can solve all the mysteries on this planet...
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505. minna de dokomade mo ikeru ne
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506. we can all go anywhere we want!
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507. jikan no hate made
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508. Even to the end of time!
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509. Boooon!
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510. wa-pu de ru-pu na kono omoi wa
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511. These looping feelings...
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512. nani mo ka mo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
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513. warp everyone in to play with imagination!
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514. aru hareta hi no koto
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515. One clear, sunshiny day...
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516. mahou ijou no yukai ga
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517. happiness greater than magic...
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518. kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou ja nai wa
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519. will pour down with no end in sight. It could happen!
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520. ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
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521. When we meet again tomorrow we'll be smiling and humming!
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522. ureshisa wo atsume you
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523. Let's bring together happiness!
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524. kantan nanda yo ko·n·na·no
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525. It's an easy thing to do!
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526. oikakete ne tsukamaetemite
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527. Keep on chasing! Try to catch it!
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528. Meeting
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529. concerning Tanabata!
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530. Meeting
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531. concerning Tanabata!
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532. Meeting
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533. concerning Tanabata!
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534. Meeting
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535. concerning Tanabata!
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536. ooki na yume & yume suki deshou?
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537. We love big dreams, right?
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538. Next Episode
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539. Next time, "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II."
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540. The Melancholy of
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541. Watch.
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542. Next Episode
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543. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:
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544. Episode two!
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545. Wrong!
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546. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:
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547. Episode three...
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548. "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II."
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549. The Melancholy of
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550. Start listening to other people!
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551. Look forward to it!
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552. Boooon!
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553. Scenario
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554. Storyboards &_____
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555. Animation Director
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556. Tatsuya Ishihara
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557. Tatsuya Ishihara
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558. Akiko Ikeda__
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559. ワープでループなこの想いは
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560. wa-pu de ru-pu na kono omoi wa
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561. These looping feelings...
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562. 何もかもを巻き込んだ想像で遊ぼう
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563. nani mo ka mo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
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564. warp everyone in to play with imagination!
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565. アル晴レタ日ノ事
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566. aru hareta hi no koto
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567. One clear, sunshiny day...
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568. 魔法以上のユカイが
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569. mahou ijou no yukai ga
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570. happiness greater than magic...
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571. 限りなく降りそそぐ 不可能じゃないわ
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572. kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou ja nai wa
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573. will pour down with no end in sight. It could happen!
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574. 明日また会うとき 笑いながらハミング
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575. ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
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576. When we meet again tomorrow we'll be smiling and humming!
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577. Ending Theme________
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578. 「Hare Hare Yukai」 "Sunny Sunshiny Happy"
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579. Opening Theme
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580. 「Bouken Desho Desho?」
"It's an Adventure, Right? Right?"
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581. 嬉しさを集めよう
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582. ureshisa wo atsume you
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583. Let's bring together happiness!
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584. カンタンなんだよ こ・ん・な・の
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585. kantan nanda yo ko·n·na·no
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586. It's an easy thing to do!
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587. 追いかけてね つかまえてみて
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588. oikakete ne tsukamaetemite
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589. Keep on chasing! Try to catch it!
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590. Meeting
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591. Original Translation
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592. a. f. k.
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593. Animation Production
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594. concerning Tanabata!
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595. おおきな夢&夢 スキでしょう?
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596. ooki na yume & yume suki deshou?
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597. We love big dreams, right?
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598. ©2006 Nagaru Tanigawa · Noizi Itou / SOS-dan
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599. Production Assistance
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600. Big Shot
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601. Production
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602. SOS-dan
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603. Next Episode
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604. Next time, "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II."
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605. The Melancholy of
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606. Watch.
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607. Next Episode
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608. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:
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609. Episode two!
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610. Wrong!
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611. Next time on The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:
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612. Episode three...
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613. "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II."
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614. The Melancholy of
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615. Start listening to other people!
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616. Look forward to it!
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