1. K'nuckles:
Flapjack. Hey, Flapjack.Copy !req
2. Come with me, we'll go and seeCopy !req
3. a place called Candied Island!Copy !req
4. Doesn't sound very good to me.Copy !req
5. Oh, John.Copy !req
6. Frida,Copy !req
7. you look so sweetCopy !req
8. in the moonlight, like...Copy !req
9. like...Copy !req
10. Candy?Copy !req
11. I knew there was a reason
I loved you.Copy !req
12. Mwah! Mwah!Copy !req
13. John, I heard something.Copy !req
14. Oh, don't worry, my dear.Copy !req
15. It's just the sound of my loveCopy !req
16. growing stronger for you.Copy !req
17. Oh, John...Copy !req
18. Help!Copy !req
19. Take our candy! Take it!Copy !req
20. Extra! Extra!Copy !req
21. Candy criminal captures
couple's candy.Copy !req
22. Donation candy for couple
most appreciated.Copy !req
23. Extra extra!Copy !req
24. That poor young couple.Copy !req
25. When are those
blasted constablesCopy !req
26. gonna catch that maniac?Copy !req
27. Oh, boy!Copy !req
28. - Oh-aah.
- K'nuckles: Flapjack!Copy !req
29. I found a barrel full of candy!Copy !req
30. For free!Copy !req
31. "For free"?Copy !req
32. K'nuckles: For free!Copy !req
33. "For free"?Copy !req
34. K'nuckles: Just eat it, boy.Copy !req
35. Ohh.Copy !req
36. Wha?Copy !req
37. - Cap'n!
- K'nuckles: What?Copy !req
38. This candy isn't free!Copy !req
39. It's donation candy!Copy !req
40. K'nuckles: Flapjack, uh,
I can explain.Copy !req
41. I stole it.Copy !req
42. Cap'n, now, promise meCopy !req
43. you won't do it again!Copy !req
44. - K'nuckles: No!
- Flapjack: Cap'n...Copy !req
45. K'nuckles: Okay!Copy !req
46. I p-p-p-p puh-puh-puh promise!Copy !req
47. Thanks, Cap'n.Copy !req
48. K'nuckles: Yeah.
I'm gonna go.Copy !req
49. Uh, I have other ways
of getting candy.Copy !req
50. Oh, Cap'n.Copy !req
51. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
52. Let's see.Copy !req
53. Now, where is that
donation booth?Copy !req
54. Hmm.Copy !req
55. Hello?Copy !req
56. Whoa!Copy !req
57. Whew!Copy !req
58. Help! Help! He-e-e-e-e-e-lp!Copy !req
59. Did he look like this?Copy !req
60. It's okay, baby.Copy !req
61. You're safe now.Copy !req
62. Are you just gonna stand there?Copy !req
63. Citizens of Stormalong,Copy !req
64. I assure you there's
nothing to fear!Copy !req
65. I will catch the candy banditCopy !req
66. once and for all.Copy !req
67. I'm serious.Copy !req
68. How'd that get in there?Copy !req
69. Open your mouth, please, miss.Copy !req
70. Aha!Copy !req
71. K'nuckles:Copy !req
72. K'nuckles!Copy !req
73. K'nuckles:Copy !req
74. Uh-oh!Copy !req
75. Wow!Copy !req
76. Where did you get
all that candy?Copy !req
77. K'nuckles: Uh...Copy !req
78. it was free?Copy !req
79. You stole it!Copy !req
80. You make me sick!Copy !req
81. He couldn't
have stole it!Copy !req
82. He promised!Copy !req
83. Lift your arms!Copy !req
84. K'nuckles: Right.
Like that's gonna prove any...Copy !req
85. thing.Copy !req
86. What do you think, folks?Copy !req
87. Hmm?Copy !req
88. Hmm?Copy !req
89. Hmmmm?Copy !req
90. K'nuckles:Copy !req
91. Cap'n!Copy !req
92. K'nuckles:
Flapjack, I can explain.Copy !req
93. There's no need, Cap'n.Copy !req
94. I believe you.Copy !req
95. There's got to be a way
to prove he's innocent.Copy !req
96. Extra! Extra!Copy !req
97. "Candy bandit behind bars.Copy !req
98. Couples and candy safe
once again."Copy !req
99. "Couples and candy safe..."Copy !req
100. "Couples and candy..."Copy !req
101. I got it!Copy !req
102. How long do we have to sit
out here?Copy !req
103. Until the real
candy bandit robs our candyCopy !req
104. and proves my Cap'n innocent!Copy !req
105. Oh.Copy !req
106. Candy!Copy !req
107. Candy!Copy !req
108. He-e-e-e-e-e-e-re, candy bandit!Copy !req
109. He-e-e-e-e-r-e!Copy !req
110. - We got delicious candy for ya!
- Flapjack: Come on out.Copy !req
111. Candy, candy, candy, candy!Copy !req
112. Candy, candy,Copy !req
113. candy, candy, candy,Copy !req
114. candy, candy.Copy !req
115. This isn't working.Copy !req
116. It's got to work!Copy !req
117. Think!Copy !req
118. What else do couples do
on dates?Copy !req
119. I don't know.Copy !req
120. I'm just gonna eat my candy.Copy !req
121. He-e-e-e-e-e-lp!Copy !req
122. Lolly,
we saw the candy bandit!Copy !req
123. K'nuckles is innocent!Copy !req
124. Those horrible flabby arms!Copy !req
125. Extra! Extra!Copy !req
126. Candy bandit at large
once again.Copy !req
127. Lolly lucky to be alive.Copy !req
128. Extra extra!Copy !req
129. I'm comin', Cap'n!Copy !req
130. I'm comin', Cap'n!Copy !req
131. Cap'n! Cap'n!Copy !req
132. I'm gonna get you out of here.Copy !req
133. K'nuckles:Copy !req
134. Cap'n!Copy !req
135. K'nuckles: Huh?Copy !req
136. This isn't what it looks like!Copy !req
137. Where did you get
all that candy?Copy !req
138. K'nuckles: Uh...Copy !req
139. I found it.Copy !req
140. You stole it,
didn't you?Copy !req
141. K'nuckles: Yeah.Copy !req
142. You lied to me!Copy !req
143. You really are the candy bandit!Copy !req
144. K'nuckles: That's ridiculous.Copy !req
145. I-I can't trust you.Copy !req
146. K'nuckles: What?Copy !req
147. You're not
my friend anymore!Copy !req
148. K'nuckles: Flapjack, wait!Copy !req
149. I can explain!Copy !req
150. If I can figure out how to get
out of here.Copy !req
151. Hmm.Copy !req
152. Oh, Cap'n, why?Copy !req
153. Come on, kid!Copy !req
154. That candy bandit
broke out of jail,Copy !req
155. and we're gonna catch him!Copy !req
156. With these!Copy !req
157. Ha ha hoo!Copy !req
158. Oh, no! K'nuckles!Copy !req
159. K'nuckles: Here, candy bandit!Copy !req
160. Here, candy bandit!Copy !req
161. Come out.Copy !req
162. Come out, and prove me innocent!Copy !req
163. K'nuckles:Copy !req
164. Gaah!Copy !req
165. We got ya now, candy bandit!Copy !req
166. Any last words?Copy !req
167. K'nuckles: Yeah.
I'm not the candy bandit.Copy !req
168. Yeah, right!Copy !req
169. Prove it!Copy !req
170. - K'nuckles: Flapjack!
- Flapjack: Prove it.Copy !req
171. Tell the truth about
that candy you stole.Copy !req
172. - K'nuckles: The truth?
- Flapjack: The truth.Copy !req
173. K'nuckles: Okay.Copy !req
174. But it won't be easy.Copy !req
175. Uh...Copy !req
176. I, uh...Copy !req
177. stopped...Copy !req
178. stealing...Copy !req
179. donation candy...Copy !req
180. uh, like...Copy !req
181. I promised, uh...Copy !req
182. so I've been stealing
from the candy barrel instead!Copy !req
183. Constable!Copy !req
184. I'm starting to trust you again.Copy !req
185. Wait.Copy !req
186. If you're not the candy bandit,
who is?Copy !req
187. K'nuckles: Take it! Take it!Copy !req
188. You're under arrest!Copy !req
189. Constable Norm?Copy !req
190. John! That's him!Copy !req
191. That's the candy bandit!Copy !req
192. "Candy bandit"?Copy !req
193. Me? No.Copy !req
194. I'm "the defenseless defender"!Copy !req
195. This is my crime-fighting
outfit.Copy !req
196. But you frightened usCopy !req
197. and stole our candy!Copy !req
198. "Stole"?Copy !req
199. I thought you were rewardin' me!Copy !req
200. - "Rewarding you"?
- "Rewarding you"?Copy !req
201. Yes! For keepin' you safe!Copy !req
202. Every night, I patrol
the streets of Stormalong,Copy !req
203. preserving justice...Copy !req
204. and helping those in need!Copy !req
205. Those young lovers
are stuck together!Copy !req
206. Oof!Copy !req
207. Help is on the way!Copy !req
208. Help! Help!Copy !req
209. Help yourself!Copy !req
210. Thanks!Copy !req
211. He-e-e-lp!Copy !req
212. This candy's too heavy!Copy !req
213. He-e-e-e-lp!Copy !req
214. I shouldn't be eating candyCopy !req
215. 'cause I'm too fat!Copy !req
216. Well, it's pretty hard to hearCopy !req
217. with all that heavy breathin'.Copy !req
218. K'nuckles:
You know what this means?Copy !req
219. I'm innocent!Copy !req
220. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
221. Not so fast!Copy !req
222. You still stole candy!Copy !req
223. You did the crime.Copy !req
224. Now you're gonna do the time.Copy !req
225. Well, Bubbie,Copy !req
226. I guess K'nuckles finally
learned his lesson.Copy !req
227. Did they take him
back to jail?Copy !req
228. - Flapjack: No.
- Bubbie: Oh.Copy !req
229. Constable Norm gave
him a special job instead!Copy !req
230. K'nuckles:Copy !req
231. Come on, sidekick!Copy !req
232. Crime isn't going
to fight itself.Copy !req
233. K'nuckles:Copy !req
234. "Hewwo," K'nuckles.Copy !req
235. K'nuckles: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
236. Oh. Flapjack.Copy !req
237. I thought you were a fish.Copy !req
238. Get that filthy fish
away from me.Copy !req
239. Oh, he didn't mean it.Copy !req
240. Hey, fellas!Copy !req
241. Hey, Lolly!Copy !req
242. Larry has a new candy!Copy !req
243. I thought maybe you'd want
to check it out,Copy !req
244. but you're playing
with fish, so, uh...Copy !req
245. I hear it tastes
like 100 pieces of candy.Copy !req
246. K'nuckles:
Wow, what's it called?Copy !req
247. 1,000 pieces of candy.Copy !req
248. One per customer, boys.Copy !req
249. Don't forget it!Copy !req
250. K'nuckles: Eh.
Wasn't anything special,Copy !req
251. was it, Flap?Copy !req
252. K'nuckles: Flap!Copy !req
253. What's happening to me?Copy !req
254. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
255. K'nuckles: That's 'cause
you had too much candy.Copy !req
256. You know what you need?Copy !req
257. K'nuckles: More candy!Copy !req
258. Don't listen to him
for one second, baby!Copy !req
259. You keep drinking candy
like a fish,Copy !req
260. you gonna turn into one.Copy !req
261. K'nuckles:
Doesn't sound so bad.Copy !req
262. Lots of candy either way.Copy !req
263. Wrong!
You don't know whatCopy !req
264. it's like livin' underwater.Copy !req
265. It's no place for a gentle
little angel dumpling —Copy !req
266. or a washed-up has-been.Copy !req
267. K'nuckles:Copy !req
268. But that candy
was so good.Copy !req
269. Everything
in moderation, baby.Copy !req
270. K'nuckles: Let's go get
some more!Copy !req
271. I told you, fellas —Copy !req
272. only one per customer!Copy !req
273. K'nuckles: You mean forever?Copy !req
274. Mm-hmm. So order
something elseCopy !req
275. or get out!Copy !req
276. K'nuckles: Come on, Flap.Copy !req
277. Some people don't listen.Copy !req
278. So, what can I do for you,
ladies?Copy !req
279. K'nuckles: Oooh,
I, uh, haven't hadCopy !req
280. that new drink of yours.Copy !req
281. Uh, let's have 2, uh,Copy !req
282. 1,000 pieces of candy.Copy !req
283. Anything for two
beautiful ladies.Copy !req
284. K'nuckles:Copy !req
285. Goodbye, valued first-time
customers.Copy !req
286. K'nuckles,
what if Bubbie's right?Copy !req
287. What if we do turn into fish?Copy !req
288. I don't want that!Copy !req
289. K'nuckles: Aw, poo.Copy !req
290. I've been drinking candy sinceCopy !req
291. before you were born.Copy !req
292. Not once have I turned
into a real fish.Copy !req
293. Bubbie just doesn't want you
to have fun.Copy !req
294. But Bubbie loves me.Copy !req
295. K'nuckles: Let me tell youCopy !req
296. a thing or two about Bubbie.Copy !req
297. Oh, what a night!Copy !req
298. And look — not a fish!Copy !req
299. Ha! I guess
you were right, Cap—Copy !req
300. Cap'n!Copy !req
301. K'nuckles!Copy !req
302. K'nuckles: Yeah?Copy !req
303. Whoa-ho! What a crazy night!Copy !req
304. Let's go get more candy!Copy !req
305. Yeah!Copy !req
306. Candy!Copy !req
307. 21,000 pieces of candy, please.Copy !req
308. Don't think so.Copy !req
309. K'nuckles:
Aw, come on, Larry.Copy !req
310. Cut it out with that
"One per customer" thing!Copy !req
311. You aren't customers.Copy !req
312. You're not even human!Copy !req
313. Get 'em, boys!Copy !req
314. - Freaks!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
315. You're not welcome here!Copy !req
316. Stormalong don't like freaks.Copy !req
317. So get lost.Copy !req
318. Bubbie?Copy !req
319. They're right, baby.
You have to go.Copy !req
320. If you stay here, you'll drown!Copy !req
321. Oh, goodbye, sugar lumps.Copy !req
322. You live underwater now.Copy !req
323. K'nuckles: Ooh!Copy !req
324. Watch after him, K'nuckles.Copy !req
325. Bubbie!Copy !req
326. Take care
of yourself, Flapjack!Copy !req
327. Bubbie!Copy !req
328. Ohhh, my baby,
my poor baby!Copy !req
329. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
330. K'nuckles: I don't know!Copy !req
331. I just wish...Copy !req
332. Oh! You can eat candy down here!Copy !req
333. We'll be fine.Copy !req
334. No, Cap'n!Copy !req
335. If we don't stop this,Copy !req
336. we'll never be able
to go back home.Copy !req
337. K'nuckles: Okay, fine.Copy !req
338. Whatever.Copy !req
339. We're gonna die now, anyways.Copy !req
340. Quick, Flap! Into that cave!Copy !req
341. No, cap'n!Copy !req
342. No more candy
until our legs grow back!Copy !req
343. K'nuckles:
What's the rush, Flap?Copy !req
344. It's great down here!Copy !req
345. Look! They even got a Poopdeck!Copy !req
346. Lolly?Copy !req
347. I want to go home, Cap'n.Copy !req
348. Please...Copy !req
349. Please stop eating candy!Copy !req
350. K'nuckles: Okay, Flap,Copy !req
351. if it means that much to ya.Copy !req
352. Thanks.Copy !req
353. K'nuckles:
Right after I finish this candy.Copy !req
354. Cap'n, I'm serious.Copy !req
355. We got to stop eating candy!Copy !req
356. Huh?Copy !req
357. - Huh?
- What's the matter?Copy !req
358. Candy not good enough for ya?Copy !req
359. What kind of a freak
doesn't eat candy?Copy !req
360. Freaks like us!Copy !req
361. Our kind of freaks!Copy !req
362. Yeah, they're with us!Copy !req
363. Yeah, we don't eat candy,
either.Copy !req
364. They're our kind of freaks!Copy !req
365. - Oh, you guys are mermen.
- Sorry, mermen.Copy !req
366. My mistake. Sorry.Copy !req
367. K'nuckles: No, no, no.
We're not mermen.Copy !req
368. We just ate a bunch of candy!Copy !req
369. Looks like these
mermen need helpCopy !req
370. with their candy demons.Copy !req
371. Oh, boy...Copy !req
372. - Flapjack: Wow!
- K'nuckles: Ya got any candy?Copy !req
373. Mermen don't eat candy.Copy !req
374. We get jazzed on natural stuff,Copy !req
375. like hanging with dudesCopy !req
376. and beating up guys!Copy !req
377. - Yeah!
- Our body's our temple!Copy !req
378. - Nice temple, dude.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
379. You've got to conquer your candy
cravings the merman way.Copy !req
380. K'nuckles:Copy !req
381. K'nuckles: Flapjack.Copy !req
382. Let's get out of here...Copy !req
383. and get some candy.Copy !req
384. But we haven't
had any candy all day.Copy !req
385. Our legs could grow back
any minute.Copy !req
386. K'nuckles: I'm gonna go find
some candy.Copy !req
387. Aah!Copy !req
388. Don't do it alone, bra.Copy !req
389. Let us help you.Copy !req
390. Candy's too strong.Copy !req
391. - No man's an island, dude.
- Yeah, bro.Copy !req
392. K'nuckles: All right, I guess
I could stay a little longer.Copy !req
393. I could put up with anything
for a day.Copy !req
394. All right,
you guys are cured.Copy !req
395. - Flapjack: Whoope-e-e!
- K'nuckles: Finally!Copy !req
396. Just one final test
before you can represent mermenCopy !req
397. in public.Copy !req
398. Ditch the shirts.Copy !req
399. K'nuckles: Wha?Copy !req
400. When ya got it, flaunt it!Copy !req
401. We're not gonna
wear clothes anymore?Copy !req
402. - K'nuckles: Yeah!
- Flapjack: All right!Copy !req
403. K'nuckles: Whew!Copy !req
404. Flapjack!Copy !req
405. Hey! They're not mermen!Copy !req
406. Get 'em!Copy !req
407. Get out!Copy !req
408. Gotcha!Copy !req
409. And you know what
we're gonna do now?Copy !req
410. Are you gonna eat us?Copy !req
411. Wha? No!Copy !req
412. We're taking you to the doctor.Copy !req
413. You have a serious
medical condition.Copy !req
414. Hmm.Copy !req
415. What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
416. K'nuckles: Uh...
uh, we turned into fish.Copy !req
417. 'Cause we ate
too much candy.Copy !req
418. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
419. That's crazy talk!Copy !req
420. You two have the fish flu.Copy !req
421. "Fish flu"?Copy !req
422. You guys been playing with fishCopy !req
423. or hitting each other with fishCopy !req
424. or just doing anything you're
not supposed to doCopy !req
425. with fish?Copy !req
426. Maybe.Copy !req
427. So...Copy !req
428. it's not permanent?Copy !req
429. Hey, guys!Copy !req
430. How's my little fish heads
feeling today?Copy !req
431. - K'nuckles: Meh.
- Flapjack: Pretty good, doc!Copy !req
432. Is today the big day?Copy !req
433. Let's see!Copy !req
434. K'nuckles: Hey!Copy !req
435. My pants grew back!Copy !req
436. Hey, guys.Copy !req
437. I missed you.Copy !req
438. K'nuckles: Uh, hey, doc!Copy !req
439. Uh, how will we know
when we're cured?Copy !req
440. When you start to drown.Copy !req
441. Here you go!Copy !req
442. So, uh, you two new in town?Copy !req
443. Ah!Copy !req
444. Aah!Copy !req
445. Flapjack! K'nuckles!Copy !req
446. I told you one per customer!Copy !req
447. These babies are a thousand
pieces of candy at once!Copy !req
448. - K'nuckles: Meh.
- Flapjack: It's okay,Copy !req
449. Peppermint Larry!Copy !req
450. We won't turn into fish!Copy !req
451. Who said anything
about turning into fish?Copy !req
452. Freak!Copy !req
453. Get out of here! Freaks!Copy !req
454. I didn't know candy
could do that.Copy !req
455. - K'nuckles: Meh.
- Flapjack: What happened
to you, Bubbie?Copy !req
456. Oh, baby.Copy !req
457. I got so depressed
when you left,Copy !req
458. I just couldn't stop
eatin' candy.Copy !req
459. I guess we'll have
to find a new place to live.Copy !req
460. I guess we will, baby.Copy !req
461. I guess we will.Copy !req