1. K'nuckles:
Flapjack. Hey, Flapjack.Copy !req
2. Come with me, we'll go and seeCopy !req
3. a place called Candied Island!Copy !req
4. Doesn't sound very good to me.Copy !req
5. Hi, Bubbie!Copy !req
6. Hi, baby!Copy !req
7. How's your picnic?Copy !req
8. It's wonderful!Copy !req
9. I love looking at clouds
with you, Bubbie!Copy !req
10. Me, too, muffin top!Copy !req
11. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
12. Where are you going?Copy !req
13. Oh, no! Ah!Copy !req
14. K'nuckles: Stop sighing, boy.Copy !req
15. You can't control the clouds.Copy !req
16. It's out of your hands.Copy !req
17. But you know what's in my hands?Copy !req
18. What, Cap'n?Copy !req
19. K'nuckles: Your picnic!Copy !req
20. And now it's in my mouth!Copy !req
21. See?Copy !req
22. And now it's in my stomach.Copy !req
23. You can't control anything!Copy !req
24. K'nuckles!Copy !req
25. Wow! Look at that cloud!Copy !req
26. An ice-cream parfait!Copy !req
27. Whoo! Cute!Copy !req
28. Storm!Copy !req
29. Storm!Copy !req
30. K'nuckles: Ha-ha!Copy !req
31. Yes!Copy !req
32. What's gonna happen, Cap'n?Copy !req
33. K'nuckles: Don't worry, boy.Copy !req
34. This happens every year!Copy !req
35. Come on. I'll show you!Copy !req
36. K'nuckles!
Where you takin' my baby?Copy !req
37. She's upon us!Copy !req
38. This is the end!Copy !req
39. K'nuckles:Copy !req
40. Just you watch.Copy !req
41. Citizens of Stormalong!Copy !req
42. I, Captain K'nuckles,Copy !req
43. will save you from the storm!Copy !req
44. What?Copy !req
45. K'nuckles: Give me your candy,Copy !req
46. and I will weatherproof
your homes.Copy !req
47. Wow, cap'n,Copy !req
48. you really saved the day!Copy !req
49. K'nuckles: Yep.Copy !req
50. Hey, Flapjack!Copy !req
51. Could you do my buckets?Copy !req
52. I wouldn't want anything
to happen to these babies.Copy !req
53. Of course, Lolly.Copy !req
54. Thanks, Flapjack.Copy !req
55. Pass the nails, Cap'n.Copy !req
56. I got to do Lolly's buckets.Copy !req
57. K'nuckles: Nails?Copy !req
58. We're not using nails!Copy !req
59. But people
could lose their homes.Copy !req
60. K'nuckles: Look, Flap,Copy !req
61. this happens every year.Copy !req
62. There never is any big storm.Copy !req
63. We pretend to batten down
their hatchesCopy !req
64. and just take their candy.Copy !req
65. Everybody wins!Copy !req
66. I guess.Copy !req
67. K'nuckles: Now let's get
this candy home!Copy !req
68. Storm's a-brewing!Copy !req
69. My face is stuffed, boy.Copy !req
70. The last piece of candy.Copy !req
71. Cap'n,
what if everyone finds outCopy !req
72. we didn't nail those boards onCopy !req
73. and they come to get
their candy back?Copy !req
74. K'nuckles: Told you, Flap.Copy !req
75. There won't be a storm,Copy !req
76. so no one will ever know
we lied to them.Copy !req
77. Look at our town, man!Copy !req
78. You ripped us off!Copy !req
79. Now we're comin' in!Copy !req
80. And you're goin' out!Copy !req
81. Aaaahh!Copy !req
82. Bubbie?Copy !req
83. I'm sorry, baby!Copy !req
84. It wasn't up to me!Copy !req
85. K'nuckles: See?
Bubbie can't controlCopy !req
86. what comes out of her.Copy !req
87. Neither can I.Copy !req
88. Whoa!Copy !req
89. K'nuckles: Whoa!Copy !req
90. Aah!Copy !req
91. We're never gonna
see Bubbie again.Copy !req
92. K'nuckles:
Ah, calm down, Flapjack.Copy !req
93. This happens every year.Copy !req
94. They find out I ripped them off,Copy !req
95. so they kick me out
into the storm.Copy !req
96. But you said
there never is a storm!Copy !req
97. K'nuckles:
No, I never said that.Copy !req
98. Come on! Paddle!Copy !req
99. Paddle where, Captain?Copy !req
100. K'nuckles:
To the candy barrel!Copy !req
101. I've always dreamed
about livingCopy !req
102. in the Candy Barrel.Copy !req
103. Ah! Whoa!Copy !req
104. Whoa!Copy !req
105. Mmm!Copy !req
106. K'nuckles:Copy !req
107. K'nuckles:
Flapjack, cut it out!Copy !req
108. Candy Barrel!Copy !req
109. Yehaw!Copy !req
110. Where's all the candy?Copy !req
111. Candy!Copy !req
112. Every round is on the house!Copy !req
113. Free candy!Copy !req
114. How can we survive here?Copy !req
115. K'nuckles: I'll show you!Copy !req
116. Ta-da!Copy !req
117. Captain, how did you know?Copy !req
118. K'nuckles: I told you, Flap.Copy !req
119. This happens every year.Copy !req
120. Every year.Copy !req
121. A-hubba-hubba-hubba.Copy !req
122. Say, Flapjack,
here's some candy.Copy !req
123. Now why don't you go play
in the wreckage?Copy !req
124. Aye, aye, Cap'n!Copy !req
125. Whoa!Copy !req
126. K'nuckles: Whoa!Copy !req
127. The Candy Barrel's sinking!Copy !req
128. Does this happen every year?Copy !req
129. K'nuckles:
Yep! But it's okay.Copy !req
130. I always bail out the waterCopy !req
131. with Lolly Poopdeck's buckets.Copy !req
132. What the — we can't bail
with these!Copy !req
133. What did you do, boy?Copy !req
134. I had to
batten down the buckets, Cap'n.Copy !req
135. I promised Lolly.Copy !req
136. K'nuckles:Copy !req
137. Aah!Copy !req
138. Candy wife!Copy !req
139. Cap'n, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
140. K'nuckles:
Don't apologize, Flapjack.Copy !req
141. Uh, this happens
every year, too.Copy !req
142. You can't control what happens.Copy !req
143. For example,Copy !req
144. here's our last piece of candy.Copy !req
145. I want to share it with you,Copy !req
146. but I'm a jerk.Copy !req
147. So I'm gonna eat it all,Copy !req
148. and there's nothing you can do
to change that.Copy !req
149. I understand, cap'n.Copy !req
150. K'nuckles:
What are you eating?Copy !req
151. The last piece of candy.Copy !req
152. K'nuckles: I was wrong!Copy !req
153. You can change what happens!Copy !req
154. I'm going to get help!Copy !req
155. But, Cap'n,
you can't swim!Copy !req
156. You'll never make it!Copy !req
157. K'nuckles: That's okay.Copy !req
158. I've had my time.Copy !req
159. Besides, my dreams
are all out there,Copy !req
160. floating facedown in the water.Copy !req
161. Uh, faceup.Copy !req
162. Faceup in the water.Copy !req
163. I'll miss you, Flap.Copy !req
164. K'nuckles!Copy !req
165. This doesn't have to happen.Copy !req
166. Cap'n, I'm coming after you!Copy !req
167. Argh!Copy !req
168. Ahh!Copy !req
169. Huh?Copy !req
170. What's going on here?Copy !req
171. What are you doing?Copy !req
172. I'm throwin' water
at the windows.Copy !req
173. Storm ended six hours ago.Copy !req
174. What?Copy !req
175. You tricked us!Copy !req
176. So, we tricked you guys!Copy !req
177. But what happened
to K'nuckles?Copy !req
178. Is he okay?Copy !req
179. K'nuckles: Pbht!Copy !req
180. Pbht!Copy !req
181. Pbht!Copy !req
182. All right, K'nuckles,Copy !req
183. it's my turn now.Copy !req
184. K'nuckles: Nope,
I got here first, Larry,Copy !req
185. just like I planned.Copy !req
186. Hey, Cap'n...Copy !req
187. you said you can't control
what happens.Copy !req
188. K'nuckles: No, I said
you can't control what happens.Copy !req
189. But I can.Copy !req
190. And I do it every year.Copy !req
191. He sure does!Copy !req
192. No, no! Stop!Copy !req
193. We sound horrible.Copy !req
194. We'll have to cancel
the summer concert.Copy !req
195. We can't do this
without a trumpet player.Copy !req
196. K'nuckles:
I can help you, fellas.Copy !req
197. Oh, this time of yearCopy !req
198. always makes me sad.Copy !req
199. I would love to hearCopy !req
200. a sweet song to warm my heart.Copy !req
201. K'nuckles:
I can help you, ma'am.Copy !req
202. Oh, goody!Copy !req
203. I'll come close.Copy !req
204. I'm a bit hard of —Copy !req
205. Captain, you're my hero.Copy !req
206. K'nuckles: Thanks, boy!Copy !req
207. That feels real nice.Copy !req
208. Someone help!Copy !req
209. Someone please help!Copy !req
210. Someone please help me!Copy !req
211. K'nuckles: Come on, Flappy!Copy !req
212. My baby fell into the water!Copy !req
213. Don't worry.Copy !req
214. K'nuckles: No, wait!Copy !req
215. Wait! I'll help!Copy !req
216. No, Cap'n, wait.Copy !req
217. K'nuckles: But first,
I need you to help me.Copy !req
218. How?Copy !req
219. K'nuckles: Pull my finger.Copy !req
220. Aha!Copy !req
221. What's wrong with you,
K'nuckles?Copy !req
222. K'nuckles: What?Copy !req
223. Don't worry! I'll save him!Copy !req
224. I got you, baby.Copy !req
225. My baby!Copy !req
226. Can't anyone do something?Copy !req
227. Look!Copy !req
228. Here you go, ma'am.Copy !req
229. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
230. You're a hero.Copy !req
231. Hooray for Poopdeck!Copy !req
232. Please, please.Copy !req
233. I was just doing what anyone
would have done.Copy !req
234. Except for K'nuckles.Copy !req
235. "Courageous comedian saves baby.Copy !req
236. Statue to be built soon."Copy !req
237. There it is!Copy !req
238. Poopdeck! Poopdeck!Copy !req
239. Poopdeck!Copy !req
240. - K'nuckles: Huh?
- Hooray for Lolly Poopdeck!Copy !req
241. Poopdeck! Poopdeck!Copy !req
242. Poopdeck! Poopdeck!Copy !req
243. K'nuckles: Where's my statue?Copy !req
244. Where's my candy?Copy !req
245. I'm the...Copy !req
246. hero here!Copy !req
247. But — but, uh, Cap'n,Copy !req
248. farting's funny and all, but...Copy !req
249. Lolly just saved a baby.Copy !req
250. He's a hero.Copy !req
251. K'nuckles:
No, you said I'm a hero.Copy !req
252. Well, you're my hero.Copy !req
253. That's even better, right?Copy !req
254. Hey, look!
There's still some candyCopy !req
255. on the ground.Copy !req
256. Do you want some?Copy !req
257. K'nuckles: I don't want
your pity candy.Copy !req
258. Your K'nuckles is gonna show you
a real hero.Copy !req
259. So, what's the plan here, Cap'n?Copy !req
260. K'nuckles: People
are gonna hear I lost my boyCopy !req
261. in a runaway balloonCopy !req
262. and feel bad for me!Copy !req
263. Then I'll be a hero!Copy !req
264. uh, I don't think
that's what a hero is.Copy !req
265. K'nuckles: Goodbye, Flapjack.Copy !req
266. Clouds are moving fast today.Copy !req
267. Aah!Copy !req
268. Flapjack, save me!Copy !req
269. I thought you were
gonna save me!Copy !req
270. K'nuckles:
I figured Poopdeck would!Copy !req
271. Lolly!Copy !req
272. Lolly!Copy !req
273. Lolly!Copy !req
274. K'nuckles: lolly!Copy !req
275. Wow! We're still going up!Copy !req
276. Now, what did you build
this balloon out of?Copy !req
277. K'nuckles: My old pantaloons!Copy !req
278. Huh?Copy !req
279. K'nuckles:
These pants have seen a lotCopy !req
280. of wind pass through them.Copy !req
281. Oh!Copy !req
282. K'nuckles:Copy !req
283. My eyes!Copy !req
284. Aah!Copy !req
285. Whoa! Unh!Copy !req
286. He has come.Copy !req
287. - Hero!
- Joyous day!Copy !req
288. Huh?Copy !req
289. Welcome, hero.Copy !req
290. K'nuckles: Who, me?Copy !req
291. We've been waiting for a heroCopy !req
292. to fall from the skyCopy !req
293. and guide our people.Copy !req
294. You're him — hero!Copy !req
295. K'nuckles:
Who are you guys?Copy !req
296. One thousand pardons, hero.Copy !req
297. I am Cotton Blather,Copy !req
298. and these are my kinsmen.Copy !req
299. How noble of you to bring
your servant boy.Copy !req
300. Hi, guys.Copy !req
301. Yes, yes.
Now let's be off.Copy !req
302. The village
must praise you, hero.Copy !req
303. Good day, friend.Copy !req
304. A very good day to you, friend.Copy !req
305. Good fortune bless us all.Copy !req
306. And wonderful joy.Copy !req
307. Grateful blessings, my kinfolk.Copy !req
308. Yes! Grateful blessings!Copy !req
309. Bountiful wonder!Copy !req
310. Wonderful bounty and goodwill.Copy !req
311. Good fortunate bounteous
wonder and blessings.Copy !req
312. Bless your fortunate goodness.Copy !req
313. - What a wonderful bounty.
- Joyful wonder and blessings.Copy !req
314. And blessings.Copy !req
315. Nonthreatening bounteous wonder.Copy !req
316. Harmless joy!Copy !req
317. K'nuckles: This place stinks!Copy !req
318. And "hero's" balloon
still needs fixing!Copy !req
319. Oh, I-I'm sorry, hero,Copy !req
320. but we don't believe
in helping people.Copy !req
321. Huh?Copy !req
322. Oh! It appears
I've dropped my harvest.Copy !req
323. Mm?Copy !req
324. Mm?Copy !req
325. I can't seem to pick myself up.Copy !req
326. Oh, well.Copy !req
327. I've led a full life.Copy !req
328. Isn't anyone
gonna help that old lady?Copy !req
329. - No!
- Nope!Copy !req
330. What happened to you people?Copy !req
331. Well,Copy !req
332. years ago when our villageCopy !req
333. was still on the ground,Copy !req
334. our great leader was askedCopy !req
335. by a mysterious manCopy !req
336. to pull his finger.Copy !req
337. Great leader was blown awayCopy !req
338. by a mysterious windCopy !req
339. reeking of sulfur and brimstone.Copy !req
340. And our village ended up here,Copy !req
341. in the clouds.Copy !req
342. Since that day,Copy !req
343. we vowed never to help others.Copy !req
344. But we don't know what
else to do,Copy !req
345. so we've been waiting for a heroCopy !req
346. to come and tell us.Copy !req
347. Hero, please teach us
the true way!Copy !req
348. - Guide us.
- It is time.Copy !req
349. - Teach us all you know.
- What shall we do?Copy !req
350. Enlighten us!Copy !req
351. K'nuckles: Back off, creeps!Copy !req
352. Uh... aha.Copy !req
353. Deliberate harm —Copy !req
354. the highest form of not helping.Copy !req
355. Show us more wisdom!Copy !req
356. More wisdom!Copy !req
357. K'nuckles:
Flapjack, I'm a hero!Copy !req
358. Oh!Copy !req
359. - K'nuckles: Hero!
- Aah!Copy !req
360. K'nuckles: Hero!Copy !req
361. Oh, you are the stuff of legend.Copy !req
362. Let the coronation commence!Copy !req
363. Oh, hero.Copy !req
364. - K'nuckles: Hey!
- Your crown, sir.Copy !req
365. K'nuckles: Hey! Ooh!Copy !req
366. This is more like it!Copy !req
367. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
368. How would you like us
to honor you, hero?Copy !req
369. Hey, Cap'n!Copy !req
370. Hey, cap'n!Copy !req
371. K'nuckles: Flapjack, look!Copy !req
372. I'm a hero!Copy !req
373. I'm a bigger hero
than Lolly Poopdeck!Copy !req
374. Uh, but when are we
gonna go home?Copy !req
375. K'nuckles:
Forget that place, Flap.Copy !req
376. They don't deserve me
down there!Copy !req
377. Oh.Copy !req
378. Uh, sir,
you dropped your glove.Copy !req
379. - Helper!
- Helper!Copy !req
380. You know what we do
to little helpers?Copy !req
381. Cap'n, help me!Copy !req
382. K'nuckles: I can't!
I wouldn't be a heroCopy !req
383. if I was doing that!Copy !req
384. Now try and help people.Copy !req
385. K'nuckles: Boooo!Copy !req
386. Sorry about that helper.Copy !req
387. Is there anything we can doCopy !req
388. to make it up to you?Copy !req
389. K'nuckles:
As a matter of fact,Copy !req
390. there is one thing you can do.Copy !req
391. Anything, hero.Copy !req
392. K'nuckles: Pull my finger.Copy !req
393. Captain, no!Copy !req
394. K'nuckles: What,
not loud enough for you?Copy !req
395. That smell!Copy !req
396. Sulfur and brimstone!Copy !req
397. The stink!Copy !req
398. K'nuckles: Hero?Copy !req
399. It is forbidden to summonCopy !req
400. the evil air!Copy !req
401. And the punishment for doing soCopy !req
402. is death!Copy !req
403. Unless, of course, you find
someone to take your place.Copy !req
404. K'nuckles: Come on down, Flap.Copy !req
405. Oh, captain,Copy !req
406. I knew you'd rescue me!Copy !req
407. Whoa!Copy !req
408. K'nuckles: Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
409. Could I just
have one last momentCopy !req
410. with the boy to say...Copy !req
411. run for your life, Flap!Copy !req
412. Captain,
we're gonna die!Copy !req
413. K'nuckles: Close your eyes.
It'll be over soon.Copy !req
414. Wait, Cap'n!Copy !req
415. A cloudberg.Copy !req
416. Come on, jump!Copy !req
417. K'nuckles: Nah, you go ahead.Copy !req
418. But don't you want
to live?Copy !req
419. K'nuckles: Eh.Copy !req
420. Oh!Copy !req
421. You still upset
about not being a hero?Copy !req
422. K'nuckles: Eh.Copy !req
423. But you are a hero.Copy !req
424. You just saved my life,Copy !req
425. right back there.Copy !req
426. K'nuckles: Hey! You're right.Copy !req
427. I did.Copy !req
428. Whoa! Whoa! Captain!Copy !req
429. This cloudberg's out of control!Copy !req
430. Help me!Copy !req
431. Help me!Copy !req
432. K'nuckles: Help?
That's something heroes do.Copy !req
433. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
434. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
435. Oh, Captain,
you're the best hero ever.Copy !req
436. First you save me,Copy !req
437. and now you're
gonna break my fall!Copy !req
438. - K'nuckles: What?
- Flapjack: Captain,
you're amazing!Copy !req
439. K'nuckles: Flap, I'm tired
of being the hero.Copy !req
440. You break my fall!Copy !req
441. I'm not the hero!Copy !req
442. You are, silly!Copy !req
443. It's what you wanted!Copy !req
444. K'nuckles: No, you are!Copy !req
445. Captain, you're too much!Copy !req
446. You're the hero!Copy !req
447. Cap'n, we're home safe!Copy !req
448. K'nuckles: How about that?Copy !req
449. Hey! There you are!Copy !req
450. What are you trying to pull,
K'nuckles?Copy !req
451. K'nuckles: What?
We were caught in a runaway,Copy !req
452. and Flapjack got put
in a stockade in the clouds,Copy !req
453. and then I farted,
and people wanted to kill us,Copy !req
454. and then I saved Flapjack!Copy !req
455. I'm a hero!Copy !req
456. Yeah!Copy !req
457. You're no hero!Copy !req
458. We saw you trying
to use FlapjackCopy !req
459. to break your fall!Copy !req
460. - Yeah!
- Disgusting!Copy !req
461. What do you have to say
for yourself, K'nuckles?Copy !req
462. K'nuckles,Copy !req
463. you're my hero.Copy !req