The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 3x3

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When K'nuckles continues to trick people and blame ghosts, Flapjack consults Jayde, the resident ghost expert of Stormalong, to see if ghosts really do exist.

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1. K'nuckles: Flapjack.

2. Hey, Flapjack.

3. Come with me!

4. We'll go and see

5. a place called Candied Island!

6. Doesn't sound very good to me.

7. Mm-hmm. Yes.

8. Mm. Yes.

9. Mm-hmm.

10. Yes.

11. It appears you're suffering

12. from Caninicus Biticus.

13. You need surgery.

14. I'll have to use my Canine Removicator.

15. Is that a stick?

16. No.

17. It's a precision instrument.

18. Oh, so I can just whack these off with a stick?

19. Performing a "Removedification"

20. is far more complex.

21. So... smack 'em a bunch of times?

22. Mm — uh — I don't —

23. Come on, doc. Smack these dogs off me.

24. I am not smacking a dog.

25. Well, that's okay.

26. I-I got a stick at home.

27. Bye, doc!

28. All right, Bruce.

29. I'm going to lacerate your blemishes

30. using this Stabicator.

31. I'm no doctor, but isn't that just a stick?

32. No. This is not a stick.

33. Yeah! All I need is a stick!

34. Hello, Dr. Barber!

35. Hello, Flapjack.

36. Cap'n K'nuckles hit his head on the dock,

37. and now he won't stop sleeping.

38. Place him on the operating table.

39. Don't worry, Cap'n.

40. Dr. Barber's gonna fix you.

41. Come on, Dr. Barber!

42. Fix my Cap'n!

43. I'm right here.

44. Don't — don't worry.

45. Hmm. I'll just perform an Examification.

46. Can't you just whack him with a stick?

47. - That is not a — - Flapjack: Whack!

48. K'nuckles: What happened, Flapjack?

49. You passed out,

50. so I took you to Dr. Barber's.

51. But we didn't even need Dr. Barber.

52. We just needed a stick.

53. K'nuckles: Oh.

54. Dr. Barber,

55. can we borrow your stick thingy?

56. Dr. Barber, you're not talking.

57. K'nuckles: What's his problem?

58. I'm kind of worried about Dr. Barber.

59. Cap'n? Huh?

60. Cap'n!

61. I'll go get the stick.

62. No one understands my work!

63. No one appreciates my medicine!

64. Oh, Julius, that's not true.

65. Your mother admires your stick work.

66. They're not sticks, mother!

67. They are instruments, mother!

68. Poor Dr. Barber.

69. Is that what he said?

70. What did you say to him?

71. That is exactly what I would have said!

72. I love you, Candy Wife.

73. Without you, I'd be hugging my dresser

74. and crying to mama.

75. Hmm.

76. Mm. You there.

77. You look like you could use some surgery.

78. No, thank you.

79. I got a stick at home.

80. How about you, sir?

81. Don't bother, doc.

82. Hm. Doesn't anybody need surgery anymore?

83. 12 years at university,

84. and they think I'm a stick slinger.

85. Oh.

86. We're closed!

87. Oh. Excuse me.

88. I see you're a doctor, as well.

89. Mm. Yes, my credentials.

90. I was a double major —

91. Doctor-Barbering and Barber-Doctoring.

92. Yes, it was hard work.

93. Most people don't appreciate that.

94. Hmm. Let me show you something

95. you'll really appreciate.

96. My favorite surgeries.

97. Mm. Yes.

98. Make yourself at home.

99. I know — to the untrained eye,

100. these do look easy. Yes. Mm.

101. But you and I know better, don't we?

102. Good job, Flappies.

103. Mm. You know your surgeries

104. and your haircuts, too.

105. Mm. Bandages?

106. I never thought of bandages.

107. We've been talking all night.

108. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

109. Let's both say it on the count of three.

110. One...

111. two...

112. three!

113. Colleagues for life!

114. You read my mind, Colleague.

115. Mm. Yes. I agree.

116. Skeletoniums have lots of boniums.

117. Hello, Dr. Barber!

118. Flapjack.

119. I hope I wasn't interrupting.

120. No. Please meet a colleague of mine.

121. Pleasure to meet you.

122. Um, Dr. Barber, K'nuckles is still falling asleep,

123. and your stick thing isn't really working anymore.

124. Can you help him out, Dr. Barber?

125. - No. - Flapjack: Huh?

126. Candy Colleague and I are leaving Stormalong,

127. and we are never coming back.

128. Hubba-wha? Where are you going?

129. We are going to Happy Colleagues for Life Island.

130. I choose to spend my time

131. with someone that understands me.

132. What about people who need surgery?

133. Hmm.

134. They seem to be doing fine without me.

135. Dr. Barber, take these sticks out!

136. Yeah, doc! Take 'em out!

137. I would like to help, gentlemen,

138. but I have an appointment with my Candy Colleague

139. from now until...

140. forever.

141. I can't live like this!

142. My dog problem's worse than ever!

143. Let's get rid of the Candy Colleague.

144. That'll free up the doctor's schedule.

145. Dr. Barber, you've got to help them!

146. I would rather die defending my colleague

147. than live amongst ignoramusi...

148. I-ignorant people!

149. Huh?

150. Dr. Barber,

151. do you have a back door?

152. Yes.

153. I think I know someone

154. who can help us.

155. No problem, doc.

156. I'd be happy to hide your friend here

157. for a couple of days.

158. Thank you, Mr. Larry.

159. Hey, buster, what are you looking at?

160. Doc, tell your smooth-talking friend

161. to keep his eyes off my wife!

162. Mm. His eyes are clearly still attached to his face.

163. Hmph! Well, they won't be for long!

164. He's in here, boys!

165. We got to hide, doc!

166. No.

167. I will hold them off.

168. You take my colleague to a safe place.

169. Now go!

170. Back!

171. Look out! He's got a stick!

172. This is all my fault.

173. I have to make things right.

174. But how?

175. Back!

176. Back!

177. I'm here, Colleague.

178. Where's... Candy Colleague, Flapjack?

179. Uh...

180. he jumped out the window?

181. But this is a broom closet.

182. Um...

183. oh!

184. He left you a note.

185. What's it say?

186. Our friendship was so special,

187. there are no words.

188. Where's the Candy Colleague?

189. He's in a place you can never hurt him...

190. my heart.

191. So, now that you're not busy,

192. Can you help us?

193. I suppose.

194. So, doc, you gonna use your Canine Removicator

195. to get these dogs off?

196. Hm. No, Kevin.

197. Today, I'm going to beat you with a stick.

198. Ohhhhhhhhhh!

199. K'nuckles: Ooh!

200. Wow, Cap'n.

201. You sure showed that rat who's boss.

202. K'nuckles: Well, boy, these boots demand respect.

203. Can I try them on, Cap'n?

204. Respectfully?

205. K'nuckles: No way.

206. These boots have been in my family for generations.

207. Come on, Flap. Let's find a booth.

208. Huh?

209. - Huh? - Huh?

210. K'nuckles: Why are they staring, Flap?

211. Do I have something in my teeth?

212. Aaaaaaaaah!

213. Looks normal to me.

214. Who dares to wear the heels of Santiago?

215. Los tacónes de Santiago!

216. Ah-ha-ha!

217. Santiago?

218. K'nuckles: Santiago?

219. Where did you get those heels?

220. The heels...

221. of Santiago?

222. K'nuckles: Uh...

223. they've been in my family for generations.

224. Hmph!

225. Look at these boots!

226. Los tacónes de Santiago!

227. Ah-ha-ha!

228. Oh, Señor Santiago,

229. he will be so proud!

230. And now for the final touch.

231. K'nuckles:

232. K'nuckles!

233. You will... remove...

234. those heels...

235. or else.

236. You're never gonna get Cap'n's boots!

237. K'nuckles: Here you go.

238. I thought you loved those boots, Cap'n.

239. K'nuckles: Well, some things are more important

240. than my boots.

241. Like what?

242. Like his boots!

243. Los tacónes de Santiago!

244. Ah-ha-ha!

245. K'nuckles: I guess I can't help myself.

246. But what if that mean, old pirate finds you?

247. K'nuckles: Pbhtttttttttttttt!

248. Run, boy!

249. Seize him!

250. What are we gonna do, Cap'n?

251. K'nuckles: I got it!

252. Yeah, Cap'n?

253. K'nuckles: I'll get a new face,

254. start a new life!

255. That is a good idea.

256. Huh?

257. Cap'n! Wait for me!

258. K'nuckles: Don't follow me, boy!

259. It's better this way.

260. Oh, Cap'n.

261. K'nuckles: Whew! Aah!

262. You appear to be in trouble, Captain.

263. May I assist you?

264. K'nuckles: I need a new face.

265. This won't hurt, right, doc?

266. It won't hurt a bit.

267. For a moment.

268. Then it will hurt like no pain

269. you have ever felt before.

270. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

271. You can open your eyes now.

272. K'nuckles: What have you done to me?

273. I'm gorgeous!

274. And how would you like to pay me?

275. K'nuckles: Mm... what if I don't pay?

276. Hmm.

277. Well, then I'll have to take it back...

278. with interest.

279. Los tacónes de Santiago!

280. Ah-ha-ha!

281. Where are my shoes?

282. K'nuckles:

283. Oh, K'nuckles.

284. Did you say..."K'nuckles"?

285. K'nuckles: Uh...

286. How can a man as handsome as yourself

287. possibly know K'nuckles?

288. K'nuckles: Wha— uh, oh.

289. Um...

290. Well, he, uh...

291. he stole my look.

292. He stole my heels!

293. Work for me, and together,

294. we will crush K'nuckles.

295. K'nuckles: Uh...

296. how much do you pay?

297. - Flapjack: Bubbie? - Bubbie: Yeah, baby.

298. - Flapjack: I miss K'nuckles. - Bubbie: I don't.

299. What do you think he's doing right now?

300. Probably being miserable.

301. Oh!

302. Ooh, la la!

303. He's so handsome!

304. Good day, handsome sir!

305. Now, there's a fine-looking gentleman.

306. He's easy on the eyes, huh?

307. K'nuckles: Huh?

308. Aww.

309. I should talk to that poor boy

310. and cheer him up with my handsomeness.

311. Stay beautiful.

312. But not as beautiful as me!

313. Hey, why so sad,

314. little boy I've never seen before?

315. You're too handsome to understand.

316. K'nuckles: Maybe I understand more than you think.

317. Oh, I get it!

318. You'd understand because you're working for them!

319. K'nuckles: Yowch!

320. Hey, buddy. Nap time is over.

321. Boss says we got to go to the meeting.

322. So, Captain K'nuckles...

323. anybody seen him? Anyone?

324. Yeah, I seen him.

325. No, I mean nope.

326. No, I no see him.

327. I can't believe he escaped our clutches.

328. Because he's very, very stupid.

329. And he smells!

330. Yeah, and he is stupid!

331. K'nuckles: You already said that!

332. Um... and he, uh... smells.

333. Whew. That was close.

334. You!

335. I like the way you think.

336. Since we can't find the elusive Captain K'nuckles,

337. we'll find someone close to him

338. and find out where he is...

339. by any means necessary.

340. K'nuckles: I got to figure out how to ditch these goons.

341. Say, you're making my suspicion bone itch.

342. K'nuckles: You're just jealous

343. 'cause I'm so handsome and you're ugly!

344. It's true! It's true!

345. Hey, now.

346. Don't listen to that guy.

347. K'nuckles: I'm sorry, boys.

348. I just don't know my own handsomeness sometimes.

349. Just to show that we're square,

350. I'll let you two check out, uh...

351. that pile of old diapers!

352. It's one of Flapjack's known hideouts.

353. I'll go search that broken-down whale over there.

354. Hey, you know something?

355. You're all right.

356. K'nuckles: Bubbie! Open up!

357. Who are you?

358. K'nuckles: It's me —

359. Captain K'nuckles!

360. I had to alter my face through surgery

361. because I wore the wrong shoes into the candy barrel,

362. so I joined the gang that was looking for me,

363. but now they're looking for Flapjack.

364. Okay, maybe I do believe you're K'nuckles,

365. because that is the most idiotic thing

366. I have ever heard in my life!

367. K'nuckles: I told you it was me.

368. - Now let me in. - Bubbie: Unh-unh!

369. You're not getting anywhere near my baby.

370. K'nuckles: No, you got me all wrong.

371. I want to protect the boy.

372. Hey, buddy, he was right where you told us!

373. Yeah, thanks!

374. Do you know why you are here, tiny sidekick?

375. Um, I was hoping it was a surprise party,

376. but then y'all would have yelled "surprise."

377. No! This "party" is for Captain K'nuckles.

378. Where is K'nuckles?

379. I'm not telling!

380. Fine!

381. We have ways of making you talk.

382. Stop!

383. Please, stop!

384. Enough!

385. - Flapjack: Whew! - Well?

386. Can I go to the bathroom?

387. Fine.

388. Someone spilled water

389. all over where I'm sitting.

390. You, there — handsome stranger.

391. Take the boy to the bathroom.

392. It's right there,

393. next to the escape hatch —

394. I mean, the freedom door —

395. I mean, the exit.

396. So escort him to the goodbye door —

397. I mean, the bathroom.

398. It's so confusing.

399. They're right next to each other.

400. And the rest of us will all turn around...

401. and give you some privacy.

402. K'nuckles: Come on, boy. Let's get out of here.

403. I'm not going anywhere with you.

404. K'nuckles: It's K'nuckles!

405. Let's go!

406. You're not K'nuckles.

407. Cap'n K'nuckles is beautiful on the inside!

408. K'nuckles: It's me, boy!

409. And I can prove it.

410. It is you!

411. You are Cap'n K'nuckles!

412. K'nuckles: I know!

413. I am captain K'nuckles!

414. You don't say.

415. K'nuckles: Run, boy!

416. Okay, muchachos.

417. That is enough.

418. I think he's learned his lesson.

419. My hand hurts from all that hitting.

420. Aww!

421. We got to put some ice on that.

422. All clear, Cap'n.

423. They got tired of hitting you and left.

424. K'nuckles: Flapjack, am I still beautiful?

425. More beautiful than ever, Cap'n.

426. K'nuckles: Really?

427. Well, I sure have learned my lesson about stealing...

428. or whatever.

429. K'nuckles,

430. will you be paying for your surgery,

431. or should I take it back?

432. Hey!

433. Where did you get those heels?

434. Los tacónes de Santiago!

435. Ah-ha-ha!

436. Uh-oh.

437. I guess they gave Dr. Barber the boot.

438. K'nuckles: What a bunch of heels.