The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 3x1

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When Peppermint Larry falls sick, Flapjack and K'nuckles are forced to go fishing for food.

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1. K'nuckles: Flapjack. Hey, Flapjack.

2. Come with me, we'll go and see

3. a place called Candied Island!

4. Doesn't sound very good to me.

5. Larry, we're starving!

6. Larry, open up!

7. We need candy!

8. Larry!

9. Lar-r-r-ry!

10. Aaaaaaaaaah!

11. Ewwwww!

12. We're closed, fellas.

13. Candy wife's got a candy flu.

14. You know, I'm feeling a little tickle in my throat, too.

15. I'm coming, candy wife!

16. Cap'n, how long can you go without eating?

17. K'nuckles: I don't know, boy.

18. I've never gone past eight hours.

19. But it's already been 12!

20. K'nuckles: Then I guess we'll end up like Skipper K'nob

21. and his little companion, Waffles.

22. Whew!

23. You hungry, baby?

24. Bubbie heard your tummy grumble.

25. We don't have any candy to eat.

26. Oh, Flapjack, you don't need to eat candy.

27. Just eat some begibles.

28. What are... begibles?

29. Oh, baby, begibles are good for you. And they're all around you.

30. Look — that piling has some delicious moss growing on it,

31. and there's some grass growing under that box,

32. and — look, baby, someone left a big pile

33. of seaweed right by you.

34. Ha!

35. K'nuckles: No, boy!

36. A real adventurer lives off of candy!

37. It's the only thing his body will accept.

38. I'm sorry, Cap'n,

39. but I'm just so hungie.

40. I am so full.

41. I am so full.

42. E-excuse me, sir.

43. - D-did you say "full"? - Yep.

44. It's because I've eaten so much fish.

45. Fish from all over the world are swimmin' these waters.

46. I've even heard tell of fish

47. from as far away as Candied Island.

48. Candied Island?

49. Candy fish!

50. Whoa!

51. K'nuckles:

52. K'nuckles: That tears it, boy.

53. We're goin' fishin'.

54. Candy fishing!

55. Hey, Cap'n, what's that shiny thing?

56. K'nuckles: This is a sparkle bob.

57. Fish are dumb,

58. so when they see somethin' shiny,

59. they can't stay away from,

60. uh... uh... hmm.

61. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

62. Hey, Cap'n?

63. K'nuckles: What now, boy?

64. How come fishies live in the ocean?

65. K'nuckles: Uhhh...

66. fish don't have clothes,

67. so they feel stupid walkin' around on land.

68. You know what I like, Cap'n?

69. K'nuckles: No.

70. Fishin'. You know what I like

71. more than fishin'?

72. K'nuckles: I don't care!

73. Fishin' with you.

74. And you know what I like even

75. more than fishin' with you?

76. K'nuckles:

77. You.

78. K'nuckles: Get off me!

79. You're givin' me the bad luck!

80. Go away, or we'll never catch a fish!

81. And you know what that means.

82. I'm sorry, Cap'n.

83. Is this okay, Cap'n?

84. K'nuckles: Sure. Now look sharp, boy.

85. Those candy fish aren't just gonna jump into our laps.

86. Pfft! Yeah.

87. Obviou— whoa!

88. Hey, Cap'n, I —

89. K'nuckles: Flapjack, be quiet!

90. You're gonna scare away the candy fish!

91. Sorry, candy fish.

92. Wow! You're heavy.

93. You must have lots of candy.

94. Hey, Cap'n.

95. K'nuckles: Flapjack, I told you —

96. What flavor is it?

97. Oh, my gosh, Captain,

98. it feels like it's caramel or fudge.

99. K'nuckles: The fins look like taffy.

100. Yeah.

101. Ahhhhhhh...

102. Enhhhhhhh...

103. Cap'n, this candy tastes funny.

104. K'nuckles: That's 'cause this is candy

105. from the wild, Flapjack.

106. You're used to the candy barrel stuff.

107. Every man needs to know how to catch

108. and prepare his own meals.

109. How do we do that?

110. K'nuckles: I don't know. I've never made it this far.

111. Let's check out what those dudes are doin'.

112. Okay. I see.

113. He's tryin' to get the candy out

114. with the bat.

115. Oh, okay. Well, he's using the knife now.

116. Are you sure that's candy, Cap'n?

117. K'nuckles: Yep. That's candy.

118. Come on, boy. Let's crack this thing open.

119. Yeah!

120. K'nuckles: So, uh, I guess the skin is the wrapper.

121. Just pop that off of there, and let's eat.

122. Cap'n, it's not coming off.

123. K'nuckles: Well, try pullin' that flappy piece on the side.

124. Okay.

125. It's on there too tight, Cap'n.

126. Can't get it off.

127. K'nuckles: Well, uh...

128. we don't have a knife or a bat,

129. so just stick your hand

130. in its mouth and yank out some candy.

131. That candy feels good.

132. Hey, come on, Flapjack.

133. I thought we were friends.

134. You called me sweet, remember?

135. You held me?

136. I-I-I know,

137. I — I'm sorry, but me and Cap'n are starving,

138. and we have to eat you, candy fish.

139. Candy? I'm not candy.

140. K'nuckles: What's takin' so long, Flap?

141. I changed my mind, Cap'n.

142. We should go back home

143. and eat begibles with Bubbie.

144. K'nuckles: I'm not eatin' begibles with the whale,

145. and I'm not endin' up like those guys.

146. Aah!

147. K'nuckles: Flapjack, pull out some candy!

148. No, Flapjack, wait.

149. I-I have a girlfriend.

150. Just let me go, and you'll never see me again.

151. Let me go, and I promise

152. I'll never touch another sparkle bob again.

153. Uhh...

154. I'm sorry, Cap'n.

155. K'nuckles: What are you doin', boy?

156. K'nuckles: Aah! No, boy!

157. I'm free!

158. Oh, man.

159. Why do I love sparkle bobs so much?

160. K'nuckles: Out of the way, boy!

161. I don't see what the big deal is.

162. Cap'n! He's alive!

163. K'nuckles: Aaaaah!

164. K'nuckles: Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

165. Why... can't...

166. I... get you... open?

167. K'nuckles:

168. Flapjack, can you help me open this box?

169. It has my candy-beatin' gloves in it.

170. No, K'nuckles, that's a real fish.

171. K'nuckles: Flapjack, candy fish aren't real.

172. They don't have feelings.

173. Here. I'll show ya.

174. - Flapjack: Co, Cap'n! - Wait!

175. K'nuckles:

176. You don't have to do this.

177. K'nuckles: Aah!

178. What did I ever do to you?

179. Who's gonna protect us from the fishermen?

180. Cap'n, we gotta help 'em!

181. Blah!

182. How are those begibles, baby?

183. Terrible, Bubbie.

184. But I'll get used to it.

185. That's the least I can do for our new friends.

186. Thanks for hiding 'em from all those fishermen, Bubbie.

187. Thanks, Bubbie! Thanks!

188. K'nuckles: I'm hungry!

189. Captain, just eat some begibles.

190. K'nuckles: No!

191. Oh, that K'nuckles.

192. Mmm.

193. Bubbie!

194. Oh, sorry, baby.

195. I thought they was begibles.

196. K'nuckles:

197. We lost her.

198. K'nuckles: Man, she's gone nuts!

199. Look at all these tickets —

200. "No loafing," "No arguing,"

201. "No dragging your feet,"

202. "No this,"No that," "No another thing."

203. She's just makin' stuff up now.

204. No littering!

205. Why are you doin' this to my poor ol' Cap'n?

206. It's that time of the month!

207. I have to fill my quota before the month's end.

208. K'nuckles: But you don't have to give 'em all to me!

209. You can't expect me to pay all of these.

210. No whining!

211. K'nuckles: You're not the boss of me!

212. I'm the boss of everybody!

213. No swimming!

214. K'nuckles:

215. No feeding the sharks!

216. Are you okay, Cap'n?

217. You just gettin' what you deserve.

218. Bubbie!

219. It'll be okay, Cap'n.

220. K'nuckles: Why can't the dock hag leave me alone?

221. She can't tell me what to do.

222. Hmm. The dock hag can't be the boss of everyone.

223. Maybe we can find her boss.

224. K'nuckles: And get her fired.

225. You're a genius, Flap!

226. Pay up!

227. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

228. So, lolly's the dock hag's boss?

229. K'nuckles: Well, he's not the boss of me!

230. Here ya go.

231. K'nuckles: That woman must be the dock hag's boss.

232. But she's just a sweet old lady.

233. K'nuckles: You know what else is old and sweet?

234. Me gettin' revenge!

235. Can I help you, gentlemen?

236. K'nuckles: You can help me by firing the dock hag.

237. She's been givin' me tickets left and right.

238. Well, I'm not her boss.

239. The Mayor is.

240. - Flapjack: Mayor? - K'nuckles: Mayor?

241. Ma-a-a-y we see this Ma-a-a-yor?

242. Oh, I'm afraid not.

243. He's very busy at the moment.

244. Plus...

245. we're closed.

246. - K'nuckles: But — - Closed!

247. What are we gonna do now, Cap'n?

248. K'nuckles: We're gonna have to go away for a while —

249. just till the dock hag forgets about us.

250. That's right you're gonna go away —

251. away to jail for not paying your tickets!

252. Stop immediately!

253. Get back here!

254. Closed!

255. Open this door!

256. What now, Cap'n?

257. K'nuckles: Now we say goodbye

258. before they haul ol' K'nuckies away.

259. What about the Mayor?

260. K'nuckles: The Mayor!

261. Might as well go out complainin'.

262. Come on!

263. Stop!

264. You don't have an appointment!

265. K'nuckles: Now, listen here, Mayorrrr —

266. hello?

267. Hmm.

268. Candy?

269. Candy?

270. Candy!

271. K'nuckles:

272. Look, Cap'n.

273. It's the Stormalong Constitution.

274. "Stormalong Harbor is hereby founded on this day

275. as the furthest and farthest..."

276. blah, blah, blah, Mayor.

277. Blahdy-blah blah-blah-blah,

278. total power, yadda-yadda-yadda-

279. yadda, boss of everyone.

280. And the Mayor of Stormalong is...

281. "TBD."

282. TBD?

283. K'nuckles: Mm. "To be decided."

284. Uh, it means they never picked a mayor.

285. They never picked a mayor!

286. "Mayor"...

287. "total power"...

288. "Boss of Everyone"...

289. K'nuckles: Boss of everyone?

290. Sign my name, Flap!

291. Perfect!

292. Attention, please!

293. I give you the Mayor of Stormalong!

294. He's not the mayor!

295. Come to think of it,

296. I've never seen the mayor before.

297. Me neither.

298. I just figured he was busy this whole time.

299. K'nuckles: Oh, I'm the mayor, all right.

300. It says so right here.

301. I didn't know we had a mayor.

302. I wonder what he's like.

303. Citizens of Stormalong Harbor,

304. I give you...

305. our Mayor!

306. We're all going to die.

307. Oh, this has to be a joke.

308. K'nuckles: No joke.

309. He really is the mayor.

310. K'nuckles: As my first act as mayor,

311. I'm putting an end to dock tickets forever!

312. Dock hag, you're fired!

313. K'nuckles: My second act as Mayor —

314. no more constables!

315. Now tell us what your third act will be.

316. K'nuckles: You're not the boss of me!

317. K'nuckles: This is horrible.

318. I can't open this piece of candy.

319. This is horrible, Cap'n.

320. K'nuckles: You're right.

321. This is horrible.

322. No, I mean the town!

323. You've gotta do something!

324. K'nuckles: You're not the boss of me, boy.

325. K'nuckles, do som—

326. K'nuckles: You're not the boss of me, Peppermint Larry!

327. K'nuckles: Now, quit buggin' me or I'll —

328. There he is!

329. Stormalong is a wreck, Mayor K'nuckles.

330. The piers need fixin'.

331. My house got robbed.

332. this dog won't stop following me.

333. K'nuckles: Did you tell the constables?

334. You fired them all, remember?

335. K'nuckles: Oh. Well, um —

336. Stormalong has gone downhill

337. since you've been mayor.

338. I say we throw him in jail.

339. K'nuckles: You're not the boss of me!

340. I don't want to go to jail.

341. Cap'n, I figured it out!

342. I'll become the mayor!

343. K'nuckles: What? They'll throw me in jail for sure then!

344. Not if I pardon you.

345. K'nuckles: Pardon me?

346. I'm the mayor.

347. You're not the boss of me, boy!

348. But, Cap'n!

349. Mr. Mayor?

350. K'nuckles: What?

351. I can't hold them much longer.

352. Everybody wait!

353. Huh? What?

354. I nominate myself for mayor.

355. K'nuckles: You can't do that!

356. Sorry, Cap'n. It's for your own good.

357. There's a tiny clause in the constitution.

358. Anyone can run for mayor... even Flapjack!

359. Cap'n and I have to have a debate

360. so the people of stormalong can decide

361. who the mayor will be.

362. We can't just throw him in jail?

363. Not yet.

364. So, how does this work?

365. Uh... ask us some questions?

366. I got a question.

367. K'nuckles: I'd like to answer that question.

368. Where do you stand —

369. K'nuckles: Free candy!

370. Maybe this guy ain't so bad.

371. Next question, please.

372. How do you see Stormalong's future?

373. K'nuckles: Who needs the future

374. when you can have candy now?

375. Ruff!

376. Go away!

377. Stormalong's future...

378. is...

379. Ruff!

380. - Flapjack: Rough! - All: Huh?

381. Stormalong's future will be rough

382. unless we pull together as a town.

383. Oh, yeah. pretty good.

384. I got it. Yarr.

385. What about all the destruction?

386. Where will we start to rebuild?

387. Ruff!

388. Roofs! We'll rebuild our roofs first

389. so we'll be protected from the elements.

390. K'nuckles: Uh...

391. Candy!

392. Ow!

393. How do we keep on the straight and narrow,

394. and can you please answer metaphorically?

395. Bow!

396. If we keep looking

397. towards the bow of the ship,

398. it'll be smooth sailing.

399. K'nuckles:

400. Well, I know who I'm votin' for.

401. Ladies and gentlemen,

402. the mayor of Stormalong Harbor is...

403. K'nuckles: I lost to a dog?

404. "Charismatic canine candidate

405. clinches close campaign."

406. K'nuckles: So, this means...

407. Jail time!

408. You're under arrest!

409. Just say the word, Mayor,

410. and I'll arrest this miscreant.

411. Just bark or — or woof or —

412. or wag your tail.

413. Aw, come on!

414. You're not the boss of me!

415. Hey, K'nuckles...

416. Why didn't you think of that?