The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 2x6

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Captain K'nuckles refuses to take a census conducted by Flapjack, due to a misunderstanding. Unfortunately, the census takers who assigned this duty to Flapjack are actually a group of pirates wanting to take over Stormalong.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME!

4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

6. AAH!

7. ARGH!

8. SORRY!

9. K'nuckles: FASTER, WOMAN, FASTER!

10. I'M GOING FAST!

11. ARGH!

12. K'nuckles: TAKE THE BOY!

13. TAKE THE BOY!

14. BUBBIE!

15. K'NUCKLES!

16. K'nuckles: WHAT?

17. WHY LOSE ALL OUR LIVES?

18. QUICK, INTO THAT FOGBANK.

19. KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, BOY.

20. Bubbie: I-I-I THINK WE LOST

21. HIM.

22. Flapjack: OH.

23. IT'S JUST A PASSING SHIP.

24. ARGH!

25. K'nuckles: GO! GO! GO!

26. IS HE STILL BACK THERE?

27. IF WE GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, K'NUCKLES!

28. K'nuckles: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.

29. I JUST BORROWED SOME OF HIS CANDY, AND NOW HE'S ACTING LIKE

30. A BABY.

31. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT — YOU AND YOUR

32. SCHEMES.

33. K'nuckles: I DID IT FOR THE BOY.

34. YOU PROBABLY USED HIM FOR BAIT.

35. K'nuckles: SO?

36. "SO?" >> K'nuckles: YEAH, SO WHAT?

37. SO WHAT?

38. BUBBIE, LOOK OUT!

39. UGH!

40. WHOA!

41. >> Flapjack: CAP'N, WHAT

42. HAPPENED?

43. K'nuckles: WHY, I THINK WE LANDED ON THE MOON.

44. THE MOON?

45. BUT HOW?

46. K'nuckles: WELL, I THINK — WHOA, WE'RE MOVING.

47. WE'RE MOVING.

48. WAIT.

49. FLAPJACK, BABY.

50. BUBBIE, HELP!

51. WE'RE STUCK ON THE MOON!

52. IT'S OKAY, HONEY.

53. JUST STAY WITH K'NUCKLES.

54. BUBBIE, DON'T GO!

55. I'LL MEET YOU TOMORROW WHEN THE MOON SETS,

56. BABY.

57. I LOVE YOU!

58. K'nuckles: I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUBBIE.

59. K'nuckles: WE JUST HAVE TO

60. AROUND.

61. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FLAPJACK?

62. SOMEONE WILL SEE.

63. IS ANYONE ELSE HERE ON THE MOON?

64. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BOY.

65. HMM.

66. K'nuckles: HMM.

67. LOOK, CAP'N — A CAVE.

68. THERE'S TWO ENTRANCES, CAP'N.

69. MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP.

70. K'nuckles: I AIN'T GOING IN THERE.

71. YOU GO ON AHEAD, FLAPJACK.

72. I'LL WAIT HERE.

73. AN OPENING.

74. CAP'N, COME QUICK!

75. I FOUND SOMEBODY.

76. HE'S RUNNING AWAY.

77. K'nuckles: HMM?

78. DID YOU CATCH HIM?

79. OH, IT WAS YOU, CAP'N.

80. SO, NO ONE ELSE IS ON THE MOON.

81. K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

82. NEWFOUND TERRITORY.

83. AND EVERY NEWFOUND TERRITORY NEEDS A KING, FLAPJACK, AND I'LL

84. BE THAT KING — MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.

85. AND I'LL BE THE QUEEN.

86. K'nuckles: WHAT DOES A KING NEED WITH A QUEEN?

87. NO, YOU'RE NOTHING.

88. NOTHING?

89. K'nuckles: FINE, YOU CAN BE THE SERVANT BOY.

90. I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD.

91. K'nuckles: WHEN IS THE THRONE GONNA BE FINISHED?

92. HURRY UP!

93. THE KING IS TIRED!

94. I CAN'T WAIT NO LONGER.

95. HOW'S IT SIT?

96. K'nuckles: IT'S A LITTLE HIGH ON THE SIDE.

97. TAKE CARE OF THAT.

98. RIGHT AWAY.

99. WHAT'D I DO?

100. WHAT'S GOING ON?

101. WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?

102. WHO'S THERE?

103. K'nuckles: I'M THE MOON KING, AND THIS IS MY SERVANT BOY.

104. WHO ARE YOU?

105. I'M THE MOON.

106. K'nuckles: WELL, THEN, I'M YOUR KING — MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.

107. I NEVER KNEW I HAD A KING.

108. K'nuckles: I NEVER KNEW THE MOON HAD A FACE.

109. UM, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSEIDON?

110. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

111. WHY?

112. HE'S IN CHARGE OF ME.

113. K'nuckles: FORGET ABOUT POSEIDON.

114. I KNOW HIM, AND HE HASN'T BEEN HONEST WITH YOU.

115. OH.

116. WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE KING?

117. K'nuckles: IT'S A LOT OF WORK, A LOT OF WORK!

118. THIS GUY AIN'T THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY.

119. WATCH THIS.

120. HEY, MOONIE, UH, YOU GOT A — YOU GOT A PRETTY GOOD VIEW FROM

121. UP HERE.

122. YEAH, I CAN SEE ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THIS HIGH.

123. K'nuckles: SO, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SEEING WHERE THINGS ARE

124. AND WHERE THINGS AREN'T, THEN?

125. WELL, SURE.

126. K'nuckles: SO, YOU WOULD KNOW WHERE, LET'S SAY, FOR

127. EXAMPLE, UH, CANDIED ISLAND'S AT?

128. CANDIED ISLAND?

129. OF COURSE.

130. K'nuckles: THEN AS MOON KING, I ORDER YOU TO TAKE US THERE.

131. TAKE YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND?

132. K'nuckles: YEAH, JUST FLY US DOWN CLOSE TO THE ISLAND AND

133. DROP US OFF.

134. BUT I CAN'T JUST STRAY OFF COURSE LIKE THAT.

135. K'nuckles: OFF COURSE?

136. I'M THE KING!

137. I SET THE COURSE.

138. OR DID YOU FORGET?

139. SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS.

140. THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME.

141. I DON'T KNOW — >> K'nuckles: JUST DO AS I SAY,

142. AND YOU'LL CATCH ON.

143. TO CANDIED ISLAND!

144. YES, SIR.

145. WHAT DID I TELL YOU, FLAP?

146. CANDIED ISLAND?

147. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

148. K'nuckles: WHO SAYS LYING GETS YOU NOWHERE?

149. IT GETS YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND, THAT'S FOR SURE.

150. WHERE — UH, WAS IT THIS?

151. OR WAS IT THAT WAY?

152. PAPA, WHAT MAKES THE MOON GROW?

153. IT'S NOT GROWING.

154. IT'S GETTING CLOSER!

155. WHOA!

156. AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LISTEN TO STRANGERS, EVEN

157. IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.

158. SHIPS, PAPA.

159. HUH?

160. SOMETHING DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

161. YOU KIDS STAY IN BED.

162. YOU'LL BE SAFE.

163. I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.

164. I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.

165. >> MOON!

166. COME OVER HERE.

167. K'nuckles: UH-OH.

168. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

169. I TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS, AND YOU'RE ZIPPING OVER HERE,

170. ZOOMING OVER THERE.

171. YOU'RE ALL OFF COURSE.

172. BUT I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.

173. ORDERS? WHAT ORDERS?

174. FROM THE KING — THE MOON KING.

175. THE MOON KI— WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

176. THERE IS NO MOON KING.

177. I'M YOUR BOSS.

178. YOU LISTEN TO ME.

179. SORRY.

180. LOOK, YOU GOT IT EASY, KID.

181. YOU GO UP AT NIGHT, DOWN DURING THE DAY.

182. UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.

183. WHERE DO YOU GO FIRST?

184. UP?

185. AND THEN AFTER UP?

186. DOWN?

187. YOU GOT IT.

188. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MOON KI— >> WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

189. NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS, EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.

190. JUST STAY ON COURSE, NO MATTER WHAT.

191. K'nuckles: PHEW, THAT WAS

192. CLOSE.

193. YEAH, HE WAS MAD.

194. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS — THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE I EVER

195. MEET.

196. IS EVERYONE DOWN THERE LIKE YOU GUYS?

197. ADORABLE?

198. K'nuckles: SWARTHY?

199. LIARS!

200. OH.

201. OH, YEAH.

202. I'LL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN.

203. CAP'N!

204. K'nuckles: WHAT, BOY?

205. CANDIED ISLAND.

206. K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND!

207. WHOO!

208. LOLLIPOP TREES.

209. LEMONADE SEAS.

210. TAKE US LOWER, PLEASE.

211. I CAN'T, AND I WON'T.

212. YOU TWO ARE LIARS.

213. K'nuckles: I'M YOUR KING, AND I COMMAND THEE.

214. YOU'RE NOT MY KING.

215. K'nuckles: FOR YOUR LOYAL SERVICE, I WILL GIVE YOU A

216. LITTLE CANDY WHEN — >> I DON'T LIKE CANDY.

217. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

218. WE'RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.

219. K'nuckles: IT'S ALMOST PAST US.

220. COME ON, MOON. GO BACK DOWN.

221. I CANNOT, FOR I AM GOING UP, AND THEN I AM GOING BACK DOWN.

222. WHY CAN'T YOU GO DOWN NOW?

223. WHEN DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO GO DOWN?

224. WHEN DO I KNOW WHEN TO COME DOWN?

225. AFTER I AM UP THERE, I WONDER HOW FAR TO GO.

226. I WONDER HOW FAST TO GO UP AND DOWN.

227. COULD I BE UP THERE TOO LONG?

228. K'nuckles: YOU STUMPED THE MOON, AND CANDIED ISLAND IS

229. MOVING FARTHER AND FURTHER AWAY.

230. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO BUT JUMP.

231. WHAT?

232. K'nuckles: THERE'S COTTON-CANDY FIELDS EVERYWHERE

233. GUARANTEEING US A NICE, SAFE LANDING.

234. COME ON.

235. IT'LL BE EVERYTHING WE DREAMED ABOUT — YOU AND ME AND TONS OF

236. CANDY!

237. WAIT.

238. WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE?

239. K'nuckles: THE WHALE HOUSE?

240. THIS IS CANDIED ISLAND, BOY.

241. WE'LL LIVE IN A HOUSE OF CANDY.

242. BUT SHE'S WAITING FOR US.

243. SHE'S GONNA PICK US UP IN THE MORNING.

244. K'nuckles: ALL THE CANDY WE COULD EVER EAT... AND MORE!

245. I'VE COME TO A DECISION, CAP'N.

246. I CHOOSE — >> K'nuckles: I DECIDED FOR YOU.

247. WH-O-O-O-O-OA!

248. K'nuckles: THERE IT IS, BOY.

249. WOW.

250. K'nuckles: IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I EVER IMAGINED.

251. WHAT'S THIS FUNNY FEELING, BOY?

252. HAPPINESS.

253. K'nuckles: TRUE HAPPINESS.

254. ANY SECOND NOW...

255. CANDY IMPACT.

256. K'nuckles: NO.

257. COME ON.

258. SOMETHING'S WRONG, FLAP.

259. WHA?

260. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: I CAN ALMOST REACH.

261. MM, IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED, CAPTAIN!

262. K'nuckles: NO FAIR!

263. NO FAIR!

264. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

265. FORGOT ABOUT MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL, HUH?

266. WHO'S THE KING OF WHO NOW?

267. Flapjack: I CAN'T BELIEVE I

268. TASTED CANDIED ISLAND.

269. I TASTED IT, CAP'N!

270. AND WE CAN STILL GO HOME TO BUBBIE IN THE MORNING.

271. K'nuckles: YEAH, GREAT.

272. NOW, WHEN I START RUNNING, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND

273. COUNT TO 100, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIND ME.

274. K'nuckles: OKAY.

275. NO MATTER WHERE I AM.

276. K'nuckles: FINE.

277. NO MATTER HOW SECRET.

278. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'M AN EXPERIENCED ADVENTURER.

279. I'LL FIND YOU.

280. K'nuckles: LET'S SEE, NOW.

281. 1... 2... 3.

282. I'M READY, CAP'N.

283. FIND ME.

284. K'nuckles: UH, 3.

285. UH, 3.

286. UH... 1?

287. WELL, HE IS A GREAT ADVENTURER.

288. HE MUST HAVE GOT BUSY AND FORGOT ABOUT LITTLE JACKERS.

289. AT LEAST I'VE GOT YOU GUYS.

290. AND YOU GUYS?

291. HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.

292. I CAUGHT HIM PEEPING THROUGH THE SIDE WINDOW.

293. PEEPING?

294. THEN HE PEEPED OUR PLAN FOR STORMALONG.

295. YOU DIRTY PIRATES WILL NEVER TAKE STORMALONG!

296. CAP'N K'NUCKLES WILL STOP YOU!

297. UNLESS HE FORGETS.

298. LAUGHTER.

299. WE'RE NOT PIRATES.

300. WE'RE...

301. CENSUS TAKERS.

302. HUH?

303. WE'RE DRESSED AS PIRATES TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL MORE

304. COMFORTABLE SO THEY'LL ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS MORE TRUTHFULLY —

305. QUESTIONS LIKE, "HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN STORMALONG?"

306. "WHAT DO THEY WEIGH?"WHAT IS THE AVERAGE INCOME

307. PER CAPITA?" WHO CARES ABOUT

308. THAT STUFF?

309. IT IS OUR JOB TO CARE.

310. MY 100 MEN AND I TRAVEL THE WORLD TAKING THE CENSUS TO MAKE

311. SURE THAT EVERYONE IS ACCOUNTED FOR AND NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOT

312. EVEN THE LITTLEST CHILD.

313. Flapjack: ♪ I WANT TO JOIN

314. THE CENSUS ♪ >> NO!

315. OR... YES.

316. TAKE THESE QUESTIONNAIRES AND THIS PENCIL.

317. IF YOU CAN ACCOUNT FOR EVERYONE IN STORMALONG, I'LL MAKE YOU A

318. JUNIOR CENSUS CADET.

319. I AM SO PROUD OF MY LITTLE WORKING MAN.

320. WHERE'S K'NUCKLES?

321. HE'S INSIDE, SUGAR, BUT HE'S ACTING KIND OF...

322. K'nuckles: 3.

323. 3.

324. 3!

325. FLAPJACK, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

326. IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.

327. THAT'S WHY THERE'S A CENSUS.

328. K'nuckles: WHAT'S A CENSUS?

329. IT MAKES EVERYONE ACCOUNTED FOR.

330. K'nuckles: I CAN COUNT TO FOUR, FLAPJACK.

331. I CAN COUNT TO FOUR!

332. OH, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE HIS CENSUS.

333. NEVER MIND HIM, CHILD.

334. TAKE MY CENSUS.

335. OKAY.

336. GOOD DAY, MADAM.

337. OH, MY.

338. FIRST NAME — BUBBIE, LAST NAME — BUBBIE?

339. YES.

340. MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

341. AND YOU'RE A WHALE?

342. YES.

343. HMM.

344. YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BABY.

345. SO, YOU'RE THE LARGEST THING IN STORMALONG?

346. Bubbie: BUBBIE'S TIRED, BABY.

347. WELL, I SHOULD GET CRACKING.

348. THIS TOWN'S GOT TO COME TO ITS "CENSUS."

349. BARBER-COMMA-DOCTOR?

350. SPEAKING.

351. DO YOU SHARE YOUR HOUSE WITH ANYONE?

352. NO.

353. I BEG YOUR PARDON, HMM?

354. DON'T BE SILLY, MOTHER.

355. A SOCK DRAWER ISN'T A HOUSE.

356. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS?

357. JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.

358. WHOO-HOO-HOO!

359. THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.

360. HEY, THIS CENSUS IS PRETTY GREAT.

361. WE ARE NO LONGER A TOWN OF STRANGERS.

362. IT REMINDED ME I HAD A SON.

363. WE'RE FINALLY ACCOUNTED FOR.

364. EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT GUY.

365. TAKE THE CENSUS.

366. GET ACCOUNTED FOR.

367. YEAH.

368. THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.

369. WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT BEFORE?

370. MAYBE HE FORGOT.

371. DON'T MAKE US USE FORCE.

372. COME ON, CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

373. K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAH!

374. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

375. BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND, AND FRIENDS WANT THEIR

376. FRIENDS TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR.

377. K'nuckles: REAL FRIENDS DON'T ASK EACH OTHER TO COUNT TO FOUR.

378. WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR,

379. THEN MAYBE YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.

380. K'nuckles: MAYBE I'M NOT.

381. HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE TAKING CENSUSES.

382. K'nuckles: AND COUNTING TO FOUR.

383. MAYBE I WILL.

384. K'nuckles: FINE! GO!

385. K'nuckles: HMM?

386. GOOD.

387. WELL DONE, FLAPJACK.

388. THIS IS GREAT STUFF.

389. IS THIS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG?

390. YEAH.

391. YOU'RE QUITE CERTAIN YOU HAVEN'T LEFT ANYONE OFF THIS

392. LIST?

393. K'nuckles: PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!

394. PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!

395. Flapjack: YES, I'M QUITE

396. CERTAIN.

397. THAT'S EVERYONE — ALL 99 PEOPLE IN STORMALONG.

398. GOOD.

399. 'CAUSE THERE'S 100 OF US AND ONLY 99 OF YOU.

400. LET'S TAKE OVER STORMALONG.

401. Flapjack: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT

402. CENSUS TAKERS?

403. NOPE.

404. PIRATES.

405. CENSUS PIRATES?

406. SENSELESS PIRATES.

407. AAH!

408. THE WORST KIND.

409. ROUND UP THE PEOPLE AND BRING THEM TO ME.

410. AAH!

411. AAH!

412. LOOKING FOR THIS?

413. COME WITH ME OR THE OLD LADY GETS BEAT.

414. I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN IN MY LIFE.

415. HOLD THEM DOWN.

416. DON'T TRY TO STRUGGLE.

417. WE'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED BY ONE.

418. LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT DASHING DANNY.

419. HALF-PINT, TAKE CARE OF HIM.

420. HALF-PINT.

421. K'nuckles: I DON'T NEED FLAPJACK.

422. I'M THE FUN ONE ANYWAY.

423. WHEE!

424. I MISS YOU, BOY.

425. OKAY, FLAP, I'LL DO IT.

426. I'LL LEARN TO COUNT TO FOUR.

427. AAAAAH!

428. GOT HIM.

429. WE'VE TAKEN OVER STORMALONG.

430. WHO'S THIS, THEN?

431. HE'S NOT BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR.

432. WAIT.

433. NO, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

434. K'nuckles: I DID IT, FLAPJACK.

435. I FILLED IT OUT.

436. LET ME SEE THAT.

437. PBHT!

438. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ OR WRITE.

439. OR DRAW.

440. HA.

441. YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO FOUR.

442. K'nuckles: I CAN'T COUNT TO

443. FOUR, BUT I CAN COUNT TO THREE.

444. 1... 2... 3!

445. AAH!

446. K'nuckles: 1...

447. 2...

448. 3!

449. 1, 2, 3.

450. 1, 2, 3.

451. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

452. K'nuckles: AHHH, HA HA.

453. SO, THAT WAS THE TIME STORMALONG WAS ALMOST TAKEN OVER

454. BY 100 PIRATES.

455. DON'T YOU MEAN THREE?

456. JUST MY FUDGE CANNON.

457. JUST MY CHOCOLATE CANNON.

458. JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.

459. JUST MY PECAN-LOG CANNON.

460. THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR FUDGE.

461. THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CHOCOLATE.

462. THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.

463. THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR PECAN LOGS.

464. WHOO-HOO-HOO!