The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 2x37

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME!

4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

6. CANDY WIFE?

7. THIS HOT SUN'S MELTING YOU!

8. PEPPERMINT LARRY!

9. HUH? CANDY WIFE!

10. JUST BREATHE!

11. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!

12. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6!

13. OH, CANDY WIFE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SUNBATHING?

14. FLAPJACK, YOU SAVED CANDY WIFE!

15. YOU'RE A HERO!

16. HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?

17. K'nuckles: CAN I, UH, LICK YOUR FINGERS?

18. [ SLOOP! ] >> DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY

19. "HERO"?

20. YES! THIS BOY'S A HERO!

21. HE SAVED CANDY WIFE!

22. THIS ACT OF HEROISM WOULD MAKE A GREAT STORY IN THE

23. SCUTTLEBUTT.

24. ME IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT?

25. OH, MY GOODNESS!

26. NOW, HOLD STILL, MY LITTLE

27. HERO, WHILE I MAKE YOU LOOK EXTRA HEROIC FOR THE SCUTTLEBUTT

28. PORTRAIT.

29. THIS IS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY

30. LIFE!

31. HOLD STILL SO I CAN PAINT YOU!

32. BRAVE, COMPASSIONATE, DETERMINED, JOVIAL...

33. EXTREMELY JOVIAL — THESE ARE

34. THE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE OUR YOUNG HERO.

35. OH, YOU'RE TOO MUCH.

36. K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH.

37. SPEAKING OF "MUCH," UH, HOW MUCH DOES THIS INTERVIEW PAY?

38. WE ARE A NONPROFIT PUBLICATION OF REPUTABLE

39. JOURNALISTS.

40. K'nuckles: WHA?

41. WE DON'T PAY.

42. K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP, LET'S GO.

43. BUT THINK OF ALL THE PUBLICITY YOU'LL GET WHEN

44. STORMALONG SEES THAT CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES RAISED THIS

45. HEROIC PRODIGY.

46. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

47. K'nuckles: HMM.

48. AND THAT'S HOW FLAPJACK SAVED CANDY WIFE — THANKS TO ME

49. RAISING HIM UP TO BE A HERO AND ALL.

50. DID I MENTION THAT?

51. YES, ABOUT 20 TIMES.

52. I WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN!

53. K'nuckles: IT'S GETTING LATE, BOYS.

54. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT TOMORROW.

55. THE SCUTTLEBUTT?

56. ONLY THE BEST ADVENTURERS GET IN THERE, LIKE THIS GUY!

57. BETTER THAN THAT CLOWN.

58. Flapjack: OH, ALL THIS

59. ATTENTION!

60. K'nuckles: YEP.

61. JUST WAIT TILL TOMORROW.

62. WHAT IS EVERYBODY LAUGHING AT?

63. K'nuckles: SO, UH, PEPPERMINT LARRY, UH, HAS THE

64. SCUTTLEBUTT ARRIVED YET?

65. IT, UH... SURE HAS.

66. HE-HEY!

67. HEY, K'NUCKLES, YOUR BOY'S A GOOF!

68. K'nuckles: HE'S NOT A GOOF!

69. HE'S A HERO!

70. THE SCUTTLEBUTT SAYS SO!

71. WHO CARES WHAT IT SAYS?

72. YEAH, I JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURES.

73. OH, WHAT A GOOF!

74. THERE'S THE GUY THAT RAISED

75. THE GOOFY KID!

76. Flapjack: OH, ALL THIS

77. ATTENTION!

78. CAP'N?

79. CAP'N, W-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

80. K'nuckles: I'M SORRY, BUT I'VE GOT TO PROTECT THE

81. K'NUCKLES LEGEND.

82. I CAN'T PAL AROUND WITH A GOOF.

83. BUT MAYBE I COULD CHANGE.

84. MAYBE I CAN MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME.

85. K'nuckles: NAH.

86. WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, HURTING MY

87. BABY'S FEELINGS BECAUSE OF A STUPID PICTURE IN THE PAPER.

88. K'nuckles: THAT'S IT, FLAP!

89. I KNOW HOW YOU CAN MAKE ME PROUD!

90. HOW?

91. K'nuckles: YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FACE BACK IN THE

92. SCUTTLEBUTT, WITH A NON-GOOFY EXPRESSION ON IT!

93. Thank you, Cap'n.

94. K'nuckles: HERE'S THE PLAN, BOY.

95. LOLLY AND I WILL BREAK INTO A FIGHT, AND YOU'LL COME IN AND

96. STOP US.

97. YOU'LL BE SO HEROIC, YOU'LL BE IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT FOR SURE.

98. I MEAN... RIGHT.

99. K'nuckles: NOW, GO WAIT OVER THERE TILL I GIVE YOU THE

100. SIGNAL.

101. OKAY.

102. K'nuckles: YOU READY, LOLLY?

103. OH, YEAH.

104. YOU TAKE THAT BACK, K'NUCKLES!

105. K'nuckles: NO WAY!

106. I'LL SAY WHAT I WANT!

107. THIS IS MY TOWN!

108. OH!

109. YOU WANT TO START SOMETHING, OLD MAN?

110. K'nuckles: YOU BET I DO!

111. LET'S DO THIS, THEN!

112. FINISH HIM, LOLLY!

113. K'nuckles: YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS.

114. HERE I COME!

115. MEN! MEN!

116. VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER TO OUR PROBLEMS.

117. BUT I KNOW WHAT IS...

118. HUGGING!

119. OH, IT'S JUST THAT GOOFY KID

120. AGAIN.

121. YEAH, HIM AND HIS GOOFY FRIENDS.

122. K'nuckles: HMM, TIME FOR PLAN "B."

123. SOMEBODY! SAVE ME!

124. I GOT STUCK UP HERE, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET DOWN!

125. SOMEBODY! HELP ME!

126. I'LL SAVE YOU!

127. OH!

128. THE CRATES WILL HURT YOU NO MORE.

129. OH!

130. ANOTHER STORY FOR YOU, SIR.

131. YOU ARE ON FIRE THIS WEEK.

132. ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN ON FIRE SINCE I WAS BIRTHED.

133. GOOD STUFF, GOOD STUFF.

134. I AM GOING TO USE THAT.

135. CAP'N, IT DIDN'T WORK.

136. K'nuckles: NO, FLAPJACK, WE DIDN'T WORK.

137. W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

138. K'nuckles: YOU'RE A GOOF, FLAPJACK.

139. THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE.

140. SAVE ME!

141. NOW, BOY.

142. I'M JUST A BIG OLD GOOF.

143. I'M NEVER GONNA MAKE HIM PROUD OF ME!

144. HEY, KID, YOU WANT TO MAKE SOMEONE PROUD?

145. YEAH!

146. WELL, THEN, ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS PUSH THIS CRATE INTO THE

147. WATER.

148. YOU'LL GET INTO THE PAPER FOR SURE.

149. REALLY?

150. YEAH, KID.

151. THAT CRATE IS FULL OF POISON.

152. YOU'LL BE A HERO AND SAVE ALL OF STORMALONG.

153. BUT HOW COME YOU GUYS DON'T DO IT?

154. WELL, 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT STRONG... LIKE YOU.

155. THEN K'NUCKLES WILL BE PROUD OF

156. ME?

157. YEAH, KID.

158. YOU'LL BE ROLLING IN PRIDE.

159. OH, BOY!

160. I DID IT!

161. I'M GONNA MAKE IT INTO THE SCUTTLEBUTT!

162. WAIT TILL K'NUCKLES HEARS ABOUT THIS!

163. MY MEDICINE!

164. WHERE IS MY MEDICINE?

165. N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

166. HMM. A CRATE, YOU SAY?

167. YES!

168. FLAPJACK, I RUN A NEWSPAPER HERE, NOT A CHARITY.

169. I COULD RUN A RETRACTION ON YOUR OTHER STORY IF I GOT SOME

170. INFORMATION WRONG.

171. OOH, OOH!

172. OR YOU COULD CHANGE MY PICTURE.

173. WE NEED TO RUN THAT AGAIN.

174. FLAPJACK, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK WHEN YOU'VE ACTUALLY DONE

175. SOMETHING NEWSWORTHY?

176. >> Flapjack: OH!

177. HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GO— WAIT!

178. YOU'RE THE KID FROM THE NEWSPAPER.

179. YOU SAVED ME MARRIAGE.

180. REALLY? HOW?

181. YOU BROUGHT LAUGHTER BACK INTO OUR HOUSEHOLD.

182. Flapjack: YOU KNOW, I DON'T

183. NEED TO HAVE MY PICTURE IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT.

184. K'NUCKLES MIGHT NOT BE PROUD OF ME, BUT I AM!

185. AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!

186. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.

187. WAIT.

188. FLAPJACK, DID YOU SAY YOU, UH, PUSHED A CRATE IN THE WATER?

189. YES.

190. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, KID.

191. K'nuckles: WELL, I'M PROUD OF YOU, FLAP.

192. YOU FINALLY GOT IN THE SCUTTLEBUTT WITHOUT LOOKING

193. GOOFY.

194. AND YOU GOT ME IN, TOO, 'CAUSE I HELPED RAISE YOU.

195. YEAH.

196. Bubbie: UH-HUH, WELL, I'M NOT

197. PROUD OF EITHER ONE OF YOU.

198. GOOD EVENING, FOLKS.

199. LOLLY POOPDECK IS MY NAME, AND COMEDY IS MY GAME.

200. OKAY, WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHIP

201. THAT PUTS YOU TO SLEEP?

202. A LULL-EE POOPDECK!

203. LOLLY POOPDECK.

204. THAT'S MY NAME AGAIN — LOLLY POOPDECK.

205. YOU'RE SO FUNNY, LOLLY!

206. THANKS, FLAPJACK.

207. A FAMOUS PERSON KNOWS MY NAME!

208. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! ME!

209. OUT OF THIS ENTIRE CROWD!

210. ACTUALLY, FLAPJACK, I'M NOT AS FAMOUS AS YOU'D THINK.

211. IN FACT, I'M PRETTY MUCH BROKE.

212. EVERYTHING I HAD, I SPENT ON THESE CURTAINS.

213. AND THAT'S AN EVICTION NOTICE.

214. LOLLY!

215. IT'S BEEN MY LIFELONG DREAM TO

216. BE A COMEDIAN, BUT IT JUST ISN'T PAYING THE BILLS.

217. MOTHER WAS RIGHT — I'M NOT FUNNY.

218. THAT'S NOT TRUE, LOLLY.

219. YOUR JOKES BRING JOY AND LAUGHTER TO THOSE WHO ARE BLUE.

220. THEN WHY DON'T I GET PAID?

221. WELL... MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR JOKES TO

222. PEOPLE.

223. HUH?

224. PEOPLE HAVE MONEY.

225. AH!

226. AND THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH EVERYBODY LOVES YOU.

227. YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.

228. I NEED TO GO WHERE THE MONEY IS.

229. MONEY IS, MONEY IS, MONEY IS, MONEY IS.

230. YOU READY TO GO MAKE SOME MONEY, LOLLY?

231. I DON'T KNOW.

232. I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

233. DON'T BE.

234. JUST REMEMBER, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!

235. NOW GO MAKE YOUR DREAM...

236. come true.

237. HOWDY, FOLKS!

238. WHAT?

239. THAT'LL TEACH YOU FOR TRYING TO ROB A BANK, FUNNY MAN.

240. WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

241. OH, CHEER UP, LOLLY.

242. WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

243. AND I KNOW JUST WHERE.

244. I HOPE YOU GUYS SAVED SOME ROOM FOR COMEDY BECAUSE I GOT

245. BUCKETS OF MATERIAL.

246. OKAY, WHAT DO YOU CALL A STACK

247. OF CARDS THAT'S TIRED OF LOLLIPOPS?

248. A LOLLY POOPED DECK...

249. OF CARDS.

250. WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHIP WITH

251. LOLLIPOPS ON IT THAT MOVES AT AN INCREDIBLY SLOW RATE?

252. LO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

253. O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

254. O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O- O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-LLY

255. POOPDECK!

256. LOLLY POOPDECK.

257. THANK YOU VERY MUCH — LOLLY POOPDECK.

258. IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS GUY'S TERRIBLE JOKES ONE MORE

259. TIME, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!

260. LET'S THROW SOMETHING AT HIM.

261. HMPH.

262. ALL I GOT IS SOME MONEY.

263. THAT'LL WORK.

264. OHH! AAH!

265. TAKE THAT!

266. SWEET COMPENSATION!

267. HUH?

268. HEY, YOU!

269. I DON'T WANT MY CUSTOMERS THROWING AWAY THEIR MONEY UNLESS

270. IT'S ON CANDY!

271. OHH!

272. AND STAY OUT, YOU BUM!

273. THAT'S WHAT MOTHER USED TO SAY.

274. NOBODY CARES FOR MY JOKES...

275. OR ME.

276. OH, THAT'S NOT TRUE, LOLLY.

277. BUT NOBODY WANTS TO PAY ME!

278. MAYBE THEY JUST DON'T KNOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO

279. PAY YOU.

280. YOU JUST GOT TO TELL THEM, "HEY, MISTERS, YOU DON'T GIVE ME ANY

281. MONEY, I DON'T GIVE YOU ANY JOKES!"

282. YOU ALL THINK HE'S FUNNY!

283. NOW PAY HIM SOME MONEY!

284. THE PEANUT GALLERY DESERVES A SALARY.

285. THIS CAN'T WAIT!

286. YOU NEED TO DONATE!

287. IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH...

288. PAY ME TIME AND A HALF.

289. GOOD ONE, LOLLY.

290. THANKS, FLAPJACK.

291. HE'S THE FUNNIEST GUY IN STORMALONG!

292. HEY, YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, AND THEN I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR

293. FUNNY!

294. MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!

295. MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY... MONEY... MONEY... MONEY.

296. MAYBE THEY DIDN'T HEAR US?

297. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

298. LOLLY.

299. K'nuckles: LOLLY, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

300. IT'S ABOUT ME AND NOT GETTING PAID.

301. DR. BARBER GETS PAID.

302. PEPPERMINT LARRY GETS PAID.

303. THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH ARE PRICELESS.

304. MY MOUTH SHOULD BE FILLED WITH MONEY.

305. YEAH!

306. K'nuckles: REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN YOU DISAPPEARED FOR

307. THREE YEARS?

308. OH, YEAH.

309. I-I TOOK A TRIP. IT WAS NICE.

310. K'nuckles: NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE ASKED WHERE YOU WERE.

311. WELL, NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING, RIGHT?

312. K'nuckles: I DON'T REMEMBER.

313. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

314. OF COURSE IT MATTERS!

315. K'nuckles: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DO

316. YOU?

317. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?

318. COME ON, FLAP, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

319. LOLLY NEEDS ME.

320. K'nuckles: HAVE FUN HANGING OUT WITH A BUM.

321. HE DOESN'T MEAN IT, LOLLY.

322. HEY, YOU BUMS, GET AWAY FROM MY DOOR!

323. I AM NOT A BUM, PEPPERMINT LARRY!

324. I AM A COMEDIAN!

325. AAH! OHH!

326. HA! DID YOU SEE THAT?

327. IT'S THAT IDIOT LOLLY POOPDECK!

328. >> Flapjack: WHERE ARE YOU

329. GOING, LOLLY?

330. I'M FINISHED.

331. I QUIT COMEDY FOR GOOD.

332. BUT, LOLLY, IT'S YOUR DREAM.

333. THE DREAM IS GONE.

334. I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY MOM.

335. WHO'S GONNA BRING LAUGHTER TO STORMALONG?

336. GOODBYE, FLAPJACK.

337. STORMALONG'S GONNA HAVE TO DO WITHOUT LAUGHTER.

338. OH, LOLLY, STORMALONG NEEDS YOUR JOKES.

339. AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWS IT!

340. HEY, MISTER!

341. WHAT?

342. WHAT DO YOU CALL A LOLLIPOP THAT POKES SOMEBODY AND

343. GETS PUNCHED REALLY HARD?

344. I DON'T KNOW. WHAT?

345. EXACTLY!

346. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THAT, AND YOU NEVER WILL!

347. OH.

348. EXCUSE ME!

349. WHAT DO FRENCH PEOPLE CALL THE DECK OF A SHIP THAT'S NAMED

350. AFTER A SAILOR WHO MADE A MISTAKE WITH HIS MOUTH?

351. I DON'T KN— >> Flapjack: WELL, ME NEITHER,

352. LADY!

353. I'VE GOT NO IDEA WHAT FRENCH PEOPLE CALL THAT!

354. BUT I KNOW WHO DOES KNOW...

355. LOLLY POOPDECK!

356. ALL HE EVER WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE STORMALONG LAUGH, BUT HE

357. CAN'T DO IT ALONE.

358. HE NEEDS YOUR HELP.

359. AND YOUR MONEY. SO...

360. SHAME ON YOU,

361. STORMALONG HARBOR!

362. SHAME ON YOU FOR KILLING A FUNNY MAN'S DREAM.

363. CHARLES!

364. YES, MILADY?

365. IS THAT LITTLE BOY CRYING?

366. I'M AFRAID SO, MILADY.

367. WELL, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CHARLES.

368. HE'S SPOILING MY VIEW!

369. WHAT GOES ON HERE, YOUNG MAN?

370. DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH, MA'AM?

371. WHY, YES.

372. I JUST LAUGHED THE OTHER DAY WHEN CHARLES HERE ACCIDENTALLY

373. PASSED GAS.

374. THAT WAS MILADY, MILADY.

375. WELL, UNLESS STORMALONG'S ONLY COMEDIAN GETS

376. PAID, THERE WILL BE NO MORE LAUGHTER IN STORMALONG...

377. EVER AGAIN.

378. TAKE ME TO THIS COMEDIAN AT

379. ONCE!

380. LOLLY!

381. LOLLY!

382. LOLLY!

383. GO AWAY!

384. LOLLY, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY,

385. FRIEND.

386. I FOUND HELP.

387. REST EASY, MY GOOD MAN.

388. GO AWAY!

389. SHE'S GONNA PAY YOU FOR BEING A COMEDIAN.

390. OH, THANK YOU!

391. BUT FIRST, LET ME HEAR SOME OF THESE MAGNIFICENT JOKES THE

392. BOY SPEAKS SO FONDLY OF.

393. SURE THING!

394. HMM.

395. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE A SINGING SAILOR WHO FALLS WHILE TRYING TO

396. JUMP ABOARD A SHIP?

397. HOW?

398. LOLLY POOPDECK?

399. LOLLY POOPDECK.

400. I ONCE HAD A SON BY THAT NAME — A WILLFUL BOY.

401. HIS LIFELONG DREAM WAS TO BE A COMEDIAN.

402. MOTHER?

403. LOLLY?

404. YOU'RE STILL NOT FUNNY.

405. GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!

406. NO, WAIT, I...

407. SORRY, LOLLY.

408. LOLLY...

409. POOPDECK!

410. OH! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

411. I'M OKAY.

412. Flapjack: LOLLY!

413. LOOK, CHARLES!

414. THAT SILLY MAN HURT HIMSELF!

415. THAT'S YOUR SON, MILADY.

416. MORE! MORE! MORE!

417. MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

418. MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!

419. I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU, LOLLY.

420. YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MAN IN STORMALONG.

421. YOUR PAYMENT.

422. THANKS!

423. YOU'RE WELCOME, MY SON.

424. OH, CAN I USE YOUR LAST NAME?

425. NO.

426. BUT, LOLLY, THEY DIDN'T LAUGH WITH YOU.

427. THEY LAUGHED AT YOU.

428. EXACTLY.

429. YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, AS LONG AS I GET PAID, THEN EVERYONE IS

430. LAUGHING.

431. WELL, THEN, HOORAY FOR LOLLY POOPDECK!

432. THAT'S RIGHT, FLAPJACK.

433. WORLD-FAMOUS AND PAID COMEDIAN LOLLY POOPDECK.