The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 2x34

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Flapjack joins the navy to prove K'nuckles he has a life, only to find it's not exciting as he thought it was.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME!

4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

6. CAP'N, I'M BORED.

7. WILL YOU TELL ME A STORY?

8. K'nuckles: JUST REMEMBER AN OLD ONE.

9. I WANT TO HEAR A NEW ONE!

10. COME ON, CAP'N!

11. THEY'RE SO GOOD!

12. K'nuckles: I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET FIRST.

13. NEW STORY?

14. K'nuckles: YOU DON'T ASK A MAN THAT!

15. WHOA!

16. WHOAAAAA!

17. CAP'N?

18. K'nuckles: WHOAAAAAAAAA!

19. CAP'N?

20. WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE?

21. K'nuckles: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE TIME A

22. DEVILFISH RIPPED APART MY BOAT AND SWALLOWED MY WIFE.

23. CAPTAIN!

24. YOU HAD A BOAT?

25. K'nuckles: THAT GOT ME ANGRY!

26. SO I JUMPED UP AND PUNCHED THE DEVILFISH RIGHT IN THE FACE!

27. THEN HE SWAM HOME, CRYING.

28. WOW, CAPTAIN!

29. I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP TRACK OF ALL YOUR ADVENTURES.

30. K'nuckles: GOOD STORYTELLIN' COMES FROM REAL-LIFE

31. ADVENTURIN', BOY.

32. AND YOU DON'T GOT A LIFE!

33. I DON'T HAVE A LIFE?

34. K'nuckles: NOPE.

35. AND YOU MIGHT NOT EVER GET ONE.

36. WELL, OFF TO THE CANDY BARREL!

37. I THINK I HAVE TO USE THE BUCKET.

38. I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

39. I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

40. HUH?

41. ADVENTURE STORY COMICS?

42. WHOA!

43. "CAPTAIN JESúS vs. THE DEVILFISH"?

44. WHOA.

45. WHOA!

46. WHOAAAA!

47. WOW!

48. HE PUNCHED THAT DEVILFISH IN THE FACE, JUST LIKE

49. CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DID!

50. "GET A LIFE!

51. JOIN THE NAVY!"

52. HUH?

53. WHERE YOU GOIN', BABY?

54. I'M GOING TO GET A LIFE!

55. FROM THE NAVY.

56. BOOOOOOP!

57. K'nuckles: CAPTAIN FLAPJACK!

58. TELL YOUR K'NUCKLES A STORY, BOY.

59. VERY WELL.

60. OHH!

61. HUUUH!

62. NAVY?

63. ARE YOU READY FOR ACTION AND ADVENTURE?

64. YES!

65. COME ON, RECRUIT!

66. YOUR SHIP AWAITS!

67. I'LL COME BACK WITH A LIFE,

68. CAP'N!

69. K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU SEEN FLAPJACK?

70. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

71. MAYBE HE'S USING THE BUCKET.

72. FLAPJACK, WHERE ARE YA?

73. FLAPJACK?

74. MY COMICS.

75. NO, FLAPJACK!

76. DON'T JOIN THE NAVY!

77. THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED!

78. ADMIRAL, MEET FLAPJACK.

79. SO, YOU THINK YOU'RE A NAVY MAN?

80. YOU'VE JUST MADE...

81. THE BEST DECISION OF YOUR LIFE!

82. WALK WITH ME.

83. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I, TOO, LEFT HOME TO ANSWER THE

84. CALL OF ADVENTURE.

85. OH, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME.

86. FLAPJACK, I WANT TO TEAM YOU UP WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS OVER 27

87. OF THE NAVY.

88. I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO...

89. JESúS!

90. JESúS?

91. JESúS!

92. UH, HI.

93. I'M FLAPJACK.

94. IT'S... AN HONOR TO MEET YOU.

95. UH...

96. I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

97. ¿QUE?

98. YOU MUST HAVE A TON OF STORIES.

99. SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I THINK I AM GOING TO

100. PEEL A LITTLE BIT WITH MY PEELER, BUT THEN I PEEL IT,

101. AND IT PEELS MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

102. AND SOMETIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM

103. ACTUALLY PEELING APPLES THAT ARE SHAPED LIKE POTATOES.

104. AND THEN OTHER TIMES WHEN I PEEL POTATOES, I IMAGINE THAT I AM

105. PEELING REGULAR-SHAPED APPLES.

106. NOT POTATOES...

107. APPLES.

108. BUT... THAT IS ONLY SOMETIMES.

109. BUT... WHEN DO YOU PUNCH DEVILFISH IN THE FACE AND

110. GO ON ADVENTURES?

111. ADVENTURES?

112. YEAH, LIKE IN THE COMIC BOOKS.

113. OHHHHH.

114. THOSE STORIES ARE EMBELLISHED.

115. WHAT?

116. YOU KNOW — EXAGGERATED.

117. MY BABY JOINED WHAT?

118. K'nuckles: ALL I TOLD HIM WAS HE NEEDED TO GET A LIFE.

119. SAYS THE OLD MAN WHO SITS IN A WHALE'S MOUTH READING

120. ADVENTURE COMICS ALL DAY!

121. K'nuckles: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

122. IT MEANS IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A LIFE MUCH LONGER, YOU

123. BETTER GET MY BABY OUT OF THE NAVY!

124. COME ON, KID.

125. PUT A LITTLE EFFORT INTO IT.

126. AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO

127. IMAGINE THAT I'M SHINING BOOTS INSTEAD OF SHOES.

128. SOMETIMES WHEN I'M SITTING, I IMAGINE I'M NOT.

129. THIS ISN'T AN ADVENTURE!

130. ADMIRAL ON DECK.

131. SO, THE SHINING OF ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES ISN'T ADVENTUROUS

132. ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?

133. NO!

134. WELL, SAILOR, IF IT'S REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU WANT, THEN

135. REAL NAVY ADVENTURE YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

136. PREPARE FOR THE ADVENTURE DRILL!

137. HUH?

138. SO, WHAT'S THE ADVENTURE DRILL?

139. SQUARE FORMATION MARCH!

140. TRIANGLE FORMATION!

141. I LOVE THIS ONE.

142. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

143. HMM?

144. HUH?

145. I GOT TO GET TO THE LIFEBOAT!

146. N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

147. MARCH!

148. HELP ME, JESúS.

149. I WANT TO GO HOME.

150. I WANT TO GO HOME, TOO.

151. HMM...

152. WHOA!

153. COME IN.

154. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, SAILOR?

155. Flapjack: I

156. HAVE THE SCURVY.

157. CAN I GO HOME NOW?

158. I'M AFRAID NOT, LAD.

159. YOU SEE, YEARS AGO, THERE WERE THOUSANDS OF MEN READY TO JOIN

160. THE NAVY.

161. BUT NOWADAYS, PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE, UH...

162. ACTION-PACKED LIFESTYLE THAT WE DELIVER.

163. BUT YOU AND I — WE WERE BORN TO DO THIS.

164. NO. NO.

165. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE NAVY.

166. ADMIRAL, I HAVE WONDERFUL

167. NEWS!

168. ANOTHER NEW RECRUIT?

169. IT'S A MIRACLE!

170. SET SAIL BACK TO STORMALONG!

171. STORMALONG?

172. THIS IS MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE!

173. WE ARE LOOKING FOR A YOUNG MAN WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE NAVY.

174. HIS NAME IS, UH...

175. "K'NUCKLES."

176. K'nuckles: I'M THAT YOUNG MAN.

177. SIR, YOU HAVE THE BODY OF A

178. 70-YEAR OLD MAN AND THE HANDWRITING OF A TODDLER!

179. WELCOME ABOARD.

180. YOU JUST MADE THE BEST DECI— >> K'nuckles: SURE. SURE.

181. FLAPJACK?

182. YOU HERE, FLAPJACK?

183. I'M OVER HERE!

184. CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' UP THERE?

185. K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' DOWN THERE?

186. I CAME TO RESCUE YA.

187. I ESCAPED.

188. K'nuckles: WELL, GET UP HERE

189. AND RESCUE ME!

190. K'nuckles: ATTABOY, FLAP!

191. THERE YOU ARE.

192. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MEET JESúS AND —

193. WHAT IS THAT?

194. WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

195. FIRE THE CANNON!

196. WHAT DOES A CANNON LOOK LIKE?

197. WELL, THAT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO.

198. THAT WAS THE GREATEST ADVENTURE I HAVE EVER BEEN IN!

199. WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOO-HOO!

200. K'nuckles: HELP!

201. HELP!

202. HELP!

203. CAP'N!

204. K'nuckles: YOU SAVED MY LIFE,

205. BOY.

206. AND I DON'T HAVE A LIFE.

207. BUT IF THE NAVY'S WHERE YOU GO TO GET ONE, THEN THEY CAN KEEP

208. IT.

209. K'nuckles: WHEN DID YOU GET

210. THIS DEVILFISH, BOY?

211. WELL, CAP'N, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY.

212. THERE GOES THE BEST RECRUIT

213. THIS NAVY HAS EVER SEEN.

214. WHAT NAVY?

215. THAT WAS OUR LAST SHIP!

216. WELL, I CAN ALWAYS GO BACK TO WRITING COMIC BOOKS.

217. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!

218. YOU MIND?

219. I'M SORRY, CAP'N.

220. I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH MY NEW FRIEND.

221. K'nuckles: WHAT FRIEND?

222. MY TINY FRIEND.

223. >> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAH!

224. GET IT AWAY!

225. K'NUCKLES, WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?

226. K'nuckles: T-T-T-T-TERMITE!

227. TERMITE?

228. WHAT'S A TERMITE?

229. K'nuckles: IT'S THE MOST HORRIBLE CREATURE KNOWN TO MAN!

230. BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A HORRIBLE CREATURE

231. TO ME.

232. THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T MADE OF WOOD, BABY.

233. K'nuckles: AND IF YOU FOUND A TERMITE, THEN IT MUST HAVE COME

234. FROM...

235. PTOO!

236. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, BUBBIE?

237. WELL, ME AND YOU ARE GETTING OUT OF HERE, 'CAUSE THE

238. LAST TIME THERE WAS A TERMITE PROBLEM, I HAD TO RUB OINTMENT

239. ON MY BLOWHOLE FOR THREE MONTHS.

240. BUT I CAN'T LEAVE HIM, BUBBIE.

241. HE'S MY CAP'N.

242. OH, OKAY, BABY.

243. THE WHOLE PLACE GETS INFESTED.

244. K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH.

245. Stupid whale.

246. UH, FLAPJACK, YOU BETTER WAIT OUT HERE.

247. UH, THIS AIN'T FOR SCAREDY-CATS.

248. >> K'nuckles: HEY, UH, DOC?

249. YE-E-E-E-S?

250. K'nuckles: UH, I, UH, GOT A QUESTION, UH, FOR, UH, FOR YA.

251. YOU SEE, I-I GOT THIS FRIEND, AND I, UH, AND HE'S INFESTED

252. WITH TERMITES.

253. TERMITES?

254. HMM.

255. THE PROCEDURE IS QUITE SIMPLE, REALLY.

256. FIRST, YOU LOCATE THE INFESTED AREA.

257. AND THEN YOU...

258. REMOVE IT.

259. K'nuckles: ISN'T THERE ANY

260. OTHER WAY, DOC?

261. WELL, THERE ARE SOME FOREIGNERS WHO POSSESS A SPECIAL

262. OIL.

263. BUT WHO LIKES FOREIGNERS?

264. K'nuckles: WHERE DO I FIND THEM?

265. ON THAT SHIP LEAVING STORMALONG HARBOR.

266. BUT I MUST SAY, I PREFER RE—

267. OH.

268. K'nuckles: FOREIGNERS!

269. COME BACK!

270. I NEED YOUR FOREIGN OIL!

271. IS EVERYTHING TAKEN CARE OF, CAP'N?

272. K'nuckles: UH, YEAH.

273. EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF.

274. AHEM.

275. K'nuckles: WHA? WHAT?

276. WAKE UP, FLAPJACK.

277. WE HAVE VISITORS.

278. HE'S GONE, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, ALONG WITH HALF OF

279. STORMALONG HARBOR.

280. K'nuckles: HUH?

281. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS CAUSED BY...

282. TERMITES?

283. K'nuckles: OOH, UH, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY

284. TERMITES.

285. I GOT TO FIND THOSE FOREIGNERS.

286. THOSE FOREIGNERS GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

287. HUH?

288. EEEEEEP!

289. AAH! AAH! OOH!

290. HELP!

291. HELP!

292. OH! FOREIGNERS!

293. FINALLY!

294. FOREIGNERS? DON'T THINK SO.

295. JUST SOME PEOPLE YOU ALREADY KNOW, STRANDED IN THE MIDDLE OF

296. THE OCEAN.

297. I WISH WE KNEW HOW WE GOT HERE.

298. K'nuckles: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?

299. KNOW WHAT?

300. YES, WHAT?

301. WHAT DON'T WE KNOW?

302. WHAT IS HE GOING ON ABOUT?

303. K'nuckles: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I WAS, UH...

304. CAP'N K'NUCKLES!

305. K'nuckles: ... LOOKIN' FOR

306. FLAPJACK!

307. OAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

308. K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, LOOKS LIKE I FOUND HIM.

309. WELL, YOU MAY HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER, BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND

310. STORMALONG?

311. NEVER FEAR, MR. LARRY.

312. EVERYTHING HAS ITS PRICE.

313. TAKE US... HOME!

314. ALL RIGHT.

315. LOLLY, FIND SOME WOOD AND BUILD A MAST.

316. YES, SIR!

317. DOCK HAG, YOU PROBABLY HAVE ENOUGH TICKETS TO MAKE THE SAIL

318. WITH.

319. OKAY.

320. LADY NICKELBOTTOMS...

321. FLAPJACK AND K'NUCKLES, YOU TWO

322. WILL BE OUR OARSMEN.

323. WITH YOUR WORK AND MY MANAGERIAL SKILLS, WE'RE GONNA GET BACK TO

324. STORMALONG!

325. All but K'nuckles: YAY!

326. TIME TO TERMINATE THOSE TERMITES,

327. K'NUCKLES.

328. K'nuckles: I can't go back

329. there.

330. I got to find those foreigners.

331. OKAY.

332. LOOKING GOOD, FOLKS.

333. WE SHOULD BE HOME IN NO TIME!

334. K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, GO DO SOMETHING ELSE.

335. OKAY!

336. HMM.

337. K'nuckles: FOREIGNERS, HERE I COME.

338. LOLLY!

339. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SAIL EAST.

340. WE'RE SAILING THAT WAY!

341. UH, I WAS THOROUGHLY CONVINCED THAT I HAD US POINTED

342. IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION, PEPPERMINT LARRY.

343. WELL, WE'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY, SO WILL YOU PLEASE FIX THE

344. SAILS?

345. UH...

346. AND THAT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR CAPTAIN!

347. K'nuckles: I THINK WE'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY.

348. AND SINCE I'M THE ONLY REAL CAPTAIN AROUND HERE, I SHOULD BE

349. THE ONE SAYING WHICH WAY WE SHOULD GO!

350. HE'S RIGHT, PEPPERMINT LARRY.

351. YOU'RE NOT A REAL CAPTAIN!

352. YOU'RE A BUM!

353. K'nuckles: OH, YEAH?

354. YEAH!

355. K'nuckles: YOU EVER KILL A MAN?

356. NO.

357. HAVE YOU?

358. K'nuckles: UH... I, UH...

359. UH, I ASKED YOU FIRST.

360. I GUESS THAT DOES MAKE HIM A REAL CAPTAIN.

361. HE HAS A POINT.

362. MAYBE WE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM.

363. K'nuckles: NOW ALL OF US GET BACK TO WORK.

364. I'LL GET US BACK TO STORMALONG.

365. Right after I find those foreigners.

366. CAPTAIN, WE NEED TO TALK.

367. WE'VE BEEN TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU FOR DAYS, AND WE STILL

368. HAVEN'T REACHED STORMALONG.

369. YEAH!

370. AND I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,

371. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY THIRSTY, CAPTAIN.

372. AND I'M RICH!

373. I'M GETTING LONELY, CAPTAIN.

374. ARE YOU SURE WE'RE GOING THE

375. RIGHT WAY, CAPTAIN?

376. CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DOESN'T DO ANYTHING UNLESS HE'S

377. 100% SURE.

378. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAP'N?

379. K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT!

380. WE SHOULD BE BACK IN STORMALONG ANY MINUTE.

381. OH! THAT'S IT!

382. I AM TURNING THIS DOCK AROUND!

383. AAAAH!

384. SOMEBODY — SOMEBODY HELP ME!

385. LOLLY POOPDECK!

386. HUH?

387. TERMITES?

388. THE DOCK IS INFESTED WITH TERMITES!

389. TERMITES?

390. OH!

391. BLECH!

392. BUT HOW DID WE GET TERMITES OUT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE

393. OCEAN SURROUNDED BY SHARKS?

394. DON'T YOU BLAME CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

395. HE GOT HIS TERMITE PROBLEM TAKEN CARE OF DAYS AGO.

396. HIS TERMITE PROBLEM?

397. >> I SAY SINCE HE CAUSED THIS

398. PROBLEM, HE HAS TO FIX IT.

399. THAT MEANS SWIMMING BACK TO STORMALONG!

400. THROUGH SHARK-INFESTED WATERS.

401. K'nuckles:

402. YAY!

403. YEAH! TOSS HIM!

404. YAY! TOSS HIM!

405. OH, NO! CAP'N!

406. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: WAIT!

407. HUH?

408. WHA?

409. WHO?

410. I BROUGHT THE TERMITES.

411. I WAS PLAYING WITH ONE BACK IN STORMALONG.

412. IT WAS FLAPJACK!

413. Flapjack: I WILL SWIM BACK

414. YOU ALL.

415. K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK...

416. Why are you doing this?

417. BECAUSE YOU'RE MY CAP'N.

418. K'nuckles: OH. OKAY.

419. Flapjack: AAH!

420. CONTINUE.

421. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO US.

422. I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD KID.

423. OH, I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A WORTHLESS BOY.

424. ME TOO.

425. FLAPJACK, HURRY UP AND JUMP IN THAT WATER!

426. WE NEED HELP!

427. YES! JUMP IN THE WATER!

428. JUMP IN THE WATER!

429. JUMP IN THE WATER!

430. K'nuckles: UH...

431. NO, BO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Y!

432. IT'S MY FAULT!

433. I AM INFESTED WITH TERMITES!

434. WHY, CAPTAIN, WHAT EVER DO YOU MEAN?

435. K'nuckles: LOOK!

436. CAP'N, DON'T!

437. K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.

438. AAH!

439. >> K'nuckles: DR. BARBER WANTED

440. TO CUT OFF MY BOTTOM BOX AND LEGS, SO I KEPT US FROM GOING

441. BACK TO STORMALONG.

442. NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET.

443. THROW HIM OVERBOARD!

444. K'nuckles: AAAAAAH!

445. CAPTAIN!

446. K'nuckles: HUH?

447. UH, HEY, FELLAS.

448. K'nuckles: OH, HEY!

449. YOU GUYS ARE FOREIGNERS!

450. YOU GOT ANY TERMITE OIL?

451. K'nuckles: GREAT!

452. PUT THAT STUFF HERE!

453. AHHHHHHH.

454. HUH?

455. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

456. Flapjack: IT SURE WAS NICE OF

457. THOSE FOREIGNERS TO HELP REBUILD STORMALONG.

458. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: THANKS FOR SAVING

459. ME, CAP'N.

460. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: OH, WHAT'S THE

461. MATTER, CAP'N?

462. I CAN ROLL YOU AROUND IN A WITTLE WAGON.