The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 2x29

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Flapjack and K'nuckles attempt to befriend two old men who possess a treasure chest from Candied Island.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME!

4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

6. K'NUCKLES, GET UP.

7. K'NUCKLES, GET UP!

8. K'nuckles: >> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, GET YOUR

9. BUTT UP!

10. K'nuckles: YOU TOLD ME TO GET UP YESTERDAY.

11. YEAH, AND YOU STILL AIN'T UP.

12. K'nuckles:

13. WELL, I'M WORKING ON IT.

14. K'nuckles: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

15. 'CAUSE YOU'RE LAZY!

16. HE'S NOT LAZY, BUBBIE.

17. HE'S JUST ON VACATION.

18. YOU'RE JUST ON VACATION, AREN'T YOU, CAP'N?

19. K'nuckles: NO, I'M LAZY.

20. HEY, K'NUCKLES!

21. WEEK.

22. K'nuckles: YOU'RE WELCOME.

23. SO, UH, WHERE IS SHE?

24. K'nuckles: I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.

25. MR. K'NUCKLES, HAVE YOU FETCHED MOTHER FROM THE

26. POST OFFICE?

27. WHY DON'T I MISS HER?

28. K'nuckles: COME ON, FELLAS.

29. I'M GONNA DO THAT STUFF.

30. I'M JUST GONNA DO IT LATER.

31. EH?

32. IT'S AN OLD STORMALONG SCUTTLEBUTT.

33. "SKEDADDLE!

34. SUPER TSUNAMI STORMING STORMALONG."

35. I ASKED K'NUCKLES TO DELIVER THOSE PAPERS LAST WEEK.

36. Flapjack: YOU ARE LAZY,

37. CAP'N.

38. K'nuckles: WELL, MY PAPPY ALWAYS SAID, "DO ONE THING AND

39. DO IT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE."

40. SO I'M LAZY.

41. I'M THE LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG.

42. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

43. BECAUSE THE LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG ISN'T FROM

44. STORMALONG.

45. K'nuckles: WHAT?

46. ♪ THE LAZIEST MAN IN

47. STORMALONG ♪ >> ♪ BUT HE'S FROM

48. PORTSIDE VILLAGE ♪ >> HE'S HERE FOR THE ANNUAL

49. LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG CONTEST.

50. WE HATE PORTSIDE VILLAGE!

51. THEY'RE ALWAYS WINNING CONTESTS.

52. YEAH, AND BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR FANCY PORTS.

53. THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN US.

54. THEY ARE BETTER THAN US!

55. HE'S WHY THEY'RE BETTER THAN US!

56. NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY, K'NUCKLES IS DRAGGING US DOWN!

57. THAT'S RIGHT!

58. IT'S K'NUCKLES!

59. K'NUCKLES IS HOLDING US BACK!

60. THIS WOULD BE A DECENT TOWN!

61. AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD FEEL GREAT?

62. SEEING K'NUCKLES LOSE THAT LAZY CONTEST!

63. LAZIES AND GENTLEMEN...

64. THE 20-YEAR-UNDEFEATED LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG —

65. THE KING OF THE COMATOSE, THE PRINCE OF PROCRASTINATION,

66. THE LOAFER FROM THE SOFA — LA-A-A-ZY BO-O-O-NES!

67. BUT HE'S FROM PORTSIDE VILLAGE.

68. AND THE CHALLENGER...

69. THIS GUY.

70. Flapjack: THEY DON'T MEAN IT,

71. CAP'N.

72. WE MEAN IT!

73. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE — FIRST MAN TO MOVE LOSES.

74. READY...

75. SET...

76. BE LAZY!

77. Okay, you win.

78. Mr. Bones doesn't want to exert himself any further.

79. He knows when he's beat.

80. The championship is yours.

81. All you have to do is sign the paper with this pen.

82. Now take the pen.

83. Cap'n.

84. Move your hand up and take the pen.

85. Cap'n!

86. A neuron fires in the brain sending a message to the muscle,

87. which contracts at the tendon, triggering the most basic of

88. motor functions and lifting your hand to the pen.

89. Take the pen.

90. No!

91. Take the pen.

92. DON'T DO IT!

93. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: NO, CAPTAIN!

94. I THINK IT'S A TRICK TO MAKE YOU LOSE THE CONTEST, AND THEN

95. YOU'D LOSE THE CONTEST!

96. HEY, KID.

97. SHUT UP.

98. HUH?

99. HUH?

100. HE MOVED!

101. UH...

102. UH...

103. UH, UH..

104. UH...

105. UH...

106. UH.

107. K'NUCKLES WON!

108. WE'VE NEVER BEATEN PORTSIDE VILLAGE IN ANYTHING.

109. LET'S HEAR IT FOR K'NUCKLES!

110. WE TAKE IT ALL BACK,

111. K'NUCKLES.

112. ALL MY LIFE, I'VE WORKED HARD AND ACTED RESPONSIBLY, WHEN I

113. SHOULD HAVE BEEN LAZY, LIKE YOU.

114. TEACH US!

115. TEACH US, K'NUCKLES!

116. TEACH US!

117. TEACH US TO WIN BY BEING LAZY!

118. SO, WHO HERE WANTS TO BE AS LAZY AS K'NUCKLES?

119. YEAH! ME!

120. ME, ME!

121. YEAH, ME!

122. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: WELL, THAT'S YOUR

123. FIRST PROBLEM — YOU'RE TOO MOTIVATED.

124. OH, YEAH.

125. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: ONLY BY NOT

126. MOVING...

127. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: ... CAN ONE BECOME

128. STILL.

129. SO TRUE.

130. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: A STITCH IN TIME IS

131. A WASTE OF TIME.

132. AND SPEAKING OF STITCHES, IT'S EASIER JUST TO

133. NOT GET DRESSED.

134. WHY ARE WE STILL WEARING OUR

135. UNDERS?

136. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: BECAUSE THERE ARE

137. CHILDREN PRESENT.

138. OH, YEAH.

139. GOOD POINT.

140. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

141. YOU CAN'T ALL BE LAZY!

142. W-WHO'S GONNA CATCH THE FISH SO WE CAN EAT?

143. O-OR BUILD OUR HOUSES?

144. HOW'S ANYTHING GONNA WORK?

145. YOU'RE RIGHT.

146. IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

147. THAT GUY'S AMAZING.

148. HE'S NOTHING WITHOUT THAT KID.

149. SAY, AREN'T YOU THAT LAZY BONES GUY?

150. NO!

151. LAZY BONES WEARS A HAT.

152. AND NOW CAP'N WILL PASS OUT SOME UNFINISHED

153. PAMPHLETS.

154. ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU.

155. BOOP!

156. AND ONE FOR YOU.

157. HEY, YOU REMIND ME OF A MAN WHO WEARS A HAT.

158. UH, HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

159. RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.

160. A LITTLE HELP?

161. CERTAINLY.

162. HERE WE ARE.

163. RIGHT UP THOSE STAIRS.

164. A LITTLE HELP?

165. UGH!

166. I'M GONNA GO BACK NOW.

167. I'M GONNA HEAD HOME, TOO.

168. OKAY.

169. A LITTLE HELP?

170. I'M SORRY, MISTER.

171. I CAN'T PUSH YOU ANYMORE.

172. I GOT TO GET BACK TO THE CAP'N.

173. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

174. I JUST CAPTURED YOU.

175. HUH?

176. THAT'S LAZY.

177. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!

178. FLAPJACK!

179. FLAPJACK, WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?

180. HE'S LIFTING HIS HEAD UP.

181. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LAZY.

182. K'nuckles: HOW DARE YOU

183. QUESTION MY LAZINESS!

184. YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW LAZY I AM?

185. FLAPJACK MADE UP ALL THAT STUFF ON THE CHALKBOARD.

186. ALL I DID WAS MAKE SOME WHISPERING NOISES.

187. WHOA. THAT IS LAZY.

188. WOW.

189. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAZY.

190. K'nuckles: NOW GO AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU LEARNED TODAY.

191. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BOY

192. DESERTED ME.

193. FLAPJACK DIDN'T DESERT YOU.

194. HE'S HELPING A LAZY MAN IN A CHAIR.

195. K'nuckles: LAZY BONES!

196. HE'S TAKEN FLAPJACK!

197. K'NUCKLES, YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING!

198. K'nuckles: I CAN'T DO THAT!

199. IT'LL RUIN MY REPUTATION!

200. K'NUCKLES!

201. THINK OF ALL THE THINGS FLAPJACK HAS DONE FOR YOU!

202. K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.

203. I NEED THAT BOY.

204. I'M COMING, FLAP!

205. I'M... COMING.

206. HOW ARE YOU, FLAPJACK?

207. I'VE BEEN CAPTURED.

208. HELP ME, MR. LARRY.

209. SORRY. TOO MUCH EFFORT.

210. AH, YEAH. KEEP CRYING.

211. YOUR TEARS FEEL GOOD ON MY FEET.

212. K'nuckles: LAZY BONES!

213. K'NUCKLES!

214. HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW CHAIR?

215. I CALL IT THE LAZY...

216. BOY.

217. K'nuckles: DON'T SIT ON MY BOY!

218. MAKE ME.

219. MAKE ME DON'T SIT ON YOUR BOY.

220. LAZY FIGHT!

221. HYYYYYYYAH!

222. K'nuckles:

223. YOU TIRED YET?

224. K'nuckles: NO.

225. YOU?

226. I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.

227. EH...

228. K'nuckles: I WIN!

229. YOU DID IT, CAP'N!

230. HA!

231. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

232. YOU AIN'T THE LAZIEST MAN IN STORMALONG ANYMORE.

233. I AM!

234. PORTSIDE VILLAGE WINS AGAIN!

235. AW, GREAT.

236. WE LOST TO PORTSIDE VILLAGE AGAIN.

237. THANKS, K'NUCKLES.

238. K'nuckles: I DID IT FOR THE BOY.

239. WHAT ABOUT US?

240. YOU JUST HAD TO DO SOMETHING!

241. NOW GIVE ME THAT BELT!

242. WAIT A MINUTE, YOU TWO!

243. NEITHER OF YOU DESERVES THAT BELT!

244. THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON IN STORMALONG WHO NEVER DOES

245. ANYTHING.

246. K'nuckles:

247. EEEEEE!

248. HAND OVER THE LIPSTICK, THIEVES!

249. K'nuckles: WHAT LIPSTICK?

250. THIS LIPSTICK.

251. Flapjack: GIVE ME YOUR HAND,

252. CAP'N.

253. WE'RE SAFE NOW, CAP'N.

254. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

255. LIPSTICK, ANYONE?

256. Flapjack: AWWW...

257. WE'RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING BUBBIE'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

258. HMPH!

259. K'nuckles: SHE WON'T BE BACK FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

260. WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO GO SCOUTING AROUND FOR GIFTS.

261. WELL, THEN...

262. LE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-T'S GO!

263. K'nuckles: I DIDN'T MEAN NOW.

264. OH.

265. HELP! HELP!

266. HEY! WHAT'S THAT?

267. HELP!

268. HELP!

269. HELP!

270. HELP!

271. HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

272. NO, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

273. LIARS DON'T DESERVE TO BE SAVED.

274. DON'T TRUST HIM FOR A SECOND.

275. NO! DON'T TRUST HIM!

276. HE'S THE LIAR!

277. LIAR!

278. LIAR!

279. LIAR!

280. LIAR!

281. K'nuckles: LET'S GO, FLAP.

282. THESE GUYS ARE CONFUSING ME.

283. LIAR!

284. HEY, WAIT.

285. HE ISN'T A LIAR.

286. I WAS LYING ABOUT LYING.

287. YEAH, WE'RE NOT LIARS.

288. PLEASE HELP US.

289. SHOULD I, CAP'N?

290. NAH, I GOT IT.

291. Flapjack: CAP'N!

292. K'nuckles: HEY!

293. HE HAS A TREASURE CHEST, AND IT HAS PICTURES ON IT.

294. THEY'RE NOT PICTURES!

295. THEY'RE WORDS!

296. THEY SAY "PROPERTY OF CANDIED ISLAND."

297. CANDIED ISLAND?

298. DOES THE KEY OPEN IT?

299. WHAT'S IT TO YOU?

300. GIVE ME THAT!

301. LET GO!

302. GIVE IT TO ME!

303. NO! IT'S MINE!

304. IT'S MINE!

305. IT'S YOUR FAULT WE WERE STUCK IN THAT QUICKSAND!

306. YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED THAT BRANCH TO SET US FREE.

307. AND LET GO OF MY KEY SO YOU COULD STEAL IT?

308. YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED THAT DONKEY WHEN IT WALKED BY!

309. SO YOU COULD HAVE GRABBED MY TREASURE CHEST?

310. YOU'RE THE THIEF!

311. YOU'RE THE THIEF!

312. WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE WHAT'S INSIDE THE CHEST AT

313. THIS RATE.

314. K'nuckles: YEAH, THEY PRETTY MUCH HATE EACH OTHER.

315. MEN! MEN!

316. MEN!

317. WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THAT CHEST?

318. YES.

319. WOULD YOU LIKE THE CHEST TO BE OPENED?

320. YES.

321. THEN WE NEED TO LEARN TO COMMUNICATE.

322. WHAT'S THAT?

323. SAY SOMETHING KIND TO EACH OTHER.

324. UM, MITCHARD...

325. MAKE SURE IT COMES FROM YOUR HEART.

326. I ALWAYS WANTED TO THROW YOU A SURPRISE FUNERAL.

327. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA GO TO YOUR FUNERAL!

328. K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK?

329. Uh, excuse me a moment.

330. K'nuckles: FORGET THOSE TWO GUYS.

331. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN THAT CHEST OURSELVES.

332. AND I KNOW HOW TO DO IT.

333. OH, YEAH?

334. WELL YOU'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, BOY.

335. I NEED SOMEONE WHO WON'T GO SNEAKING AROUND STEALING FROM ME

336. BEHIND MY BACK.

337. SOMEONE LIKE... MITCHARD.

338. AHHHH.

339. OH, YEAH?

340. WELL, I'M FED UP WITH GETTING PUSHED AROUND BY SOME BOSSY OLD

341. GRUMP!

342. I NEED SOMEONE LIKE RICHARD.

343. AWWWW.

344. K'nuckles: WELL!

345. IF THAT'S HOW YOU REALLY FEEL, THEN I DON'T NEED YOU.

346. I'VE GOT MITCHARD.

347. OH, YEAH?

348. WELL, I'VE GOT RICHARD!

349. HE'S TWICE THE ADVENTURER YOU'LL EVER BE!

350. ADVENTURE?

351. K'nuckles: FINE!

352. FINE!

353. K'nuckles: SO, MITCHARD, HOW'S ABOUT

354. TELLING ME MORE ABOUT THAT CHEST OF YOURS?

355. THAT NO-GOOD, STINKIN' RICHARD.

356. HE'S BEEN AFTER MY PRECIOUS CHEST FOR YEARS.

357. DON'T YOU DARE TRUST HIM FOR A SECOND!

358. K'nuckles: UH, YEAH.

359. UH, ANYWAY, HOW — >> IT WASN'T ALWAYS THIS WAY,

360. YOU KNOW.

361. RICHARD USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.

362. BACK IN OUR ADVENTURING DAYS...

363. RICHARD! HEY, RICHARD!

364. YES, MITCHARD?

365. COME WITH ME.

366. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND.

367. SOUTH ♪ >> ♪ IT'S TREACHEROUS AND

368. SOUNDS PRETTY BORING TO ME.

369. AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT.

370. IT WAS JUST ME, RICHARD, AND OUR SHARK, CHOMPIE.

371. BUT IT ALL WENT WRONG WHEN WE FOUND THE KEY AND CHEST.

372. HE TOLD ME TO TAKE A NAP, BUT I

373. KNEW HE WAS GONNA STEAL MY KEY.

374. AND HE MUST HAVE KNOWN I WAS

375. GONNA STEAL HIS CHEST.

376. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

377. GIVE ME THE KEY!

378. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

379. GIVE ME THE KEY!

380. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

381. GIVE ME THE KEY!

382. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

383. GIVE ME THE KEY!

384. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

385. GIVE ME THE KEY!

386. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

387. GIVE ME THE KEY!

388. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

389. GIVE ME THE KEY!

390. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

391. GIVE ME THE KEY!

392. BUT I TRUST YOU, FLAPJACK.

393. YOU COULD BE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE, BUT YOU CHOSE ME.

394. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 50 YEARS...

395. I'LL ABLE TO SLEEP.

396. I'LL BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 50 YEARS, KNOWING

397. THAT I HAVE YOU AS A FRIEND, K'NUCKLES.

398. K'nuckles: THANKS.

399. NOW HURRY UP AND GO TO SLEEP.

400. YOU GOT IT, FRIEND.

401. HMM?

402. K'nuckles: CAN YOU BELIEVE

403. OUR PLAN ACTUALLY WORKED?

404. THEY THOUGHT WE REALLY HATED EACH OTHER.

405. K'nuckles: YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY!

406. Flapjack: ALL RIGHT, CAP'N,

407. SET THIS CHEST DOWN.

408. LET'S OPEN IT!

409. K'nuckles: UH, NO.

410. WHY NOT?

411. K'nuckles: 'CAUSE WE, UH...

412. WE SHOULD OPEN IT...

413. SOMEWHERE ELSE!

414. YEAH! YEAH, SOMEWHERE ELSE!

415. SOMEWHERE MORE SAFE.

416. WHAT'S SAFER THAN A PARTIALLY DESERTED ISLAND?

417. K'nuckles: A, UH, DIFFERENT PARTIALLY DESERTED ISLAND.

418. HEY, UH, FLAP, I WAS THINKING —

419. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A NAP?

420. WHY WOULD I TAKE A NAP?

421. HEY!

422. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME, ANYWAY?

423. K'nuckles: A PARTIALLY DESERTED ISLAND, REMEMBER?

424. WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD ROW FOR A WHILE.

425. K'nuckles: NO.

426. YOU GOT SISSY ARMS.

427. GIVE ME THOSE OARS, CAP'N!

428. K'nuckles: KEEP THOSE SISSY ARMS AWAY FROM ME!

429. NO!

430. UGH!

431. Flapjack: GIVE ME THAT CHEST!

432. K'nuckles: GIVE ME THE KEY!

433. GIVE ME THAT CHEST!

434. K'nuckles: GIVE ME THE KEY!

435. GIVE ME THAT CHEST!

436. K'nuckles: YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS CHEST!

437. YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS KEY NEVER, NEITHER!

438. K'nuckles: HAND IT OVER!

439. NO!

440. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

441. K'nuckles: GIVE ME THE KEY!

442. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

443. K'nuckles: GIVE ME THE KEY!

444. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

445. K'nuckles: GIVE ME THE KEY!

446. GIVE ME THE CHEST!

447. WHAT ARE WE DOING?

448. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

449. THIS ISN'T US.

450. K'nuckles: I KNOW.

451. GIVE ME YOUR HAND, CAP'N.

452. LET'S JUST DO THIS.

453. IT'S A MIRROR!

454. K'nuckles: NO!

455. WE TURNED INTO RICHARD AND MITCHARD!

456. IT'S THIS DUMB CHEST AND KEY!

457. THEY RIPPED US APART LIKE IT DID TO THEM!

458. K'nuckles: N-O-O-O-O!

459. HOLD ME, FLAPPY.

460. I-I MEAN, RICHARD.

461. I'M COMING, MITCHARD.

462. YOU TWITS!

463. THAT'S NOT YOUR REFLECTION.

464. IT'S OURS.

465. WE'VE BEEN STANDING BEHIND YOU TWO BACKSTABBERS THE WHOLE TIME.

466. WHAT THAT KID DID TO ME WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING YOU EVER

467. DID, MITCHARD.

468. YEAH.

469. I'D RATHER TRUST SOMEBODY I KNOW I CAN'T TRUST THAN SOMEBODY I

470. THINK I THOUGHT I WAS THINKING THAT I COULD.

471. HUGS?

472. OH, THIS FEELS SO GOOD.

473. COME ON — LET'S GO SEE IF CHOMPIE'S STILL IN THAT CAVE.

474. K'nuckles: WHAT A PAIR OF PRUNES.

475. AT LEAST WE HAVE A PRESENT FOR BUBBIE.

476. K'nuckles: NO, THAT MIRROR'S TOO SMALL.

477. I'LL TRADE YOU THIS LIPSTICK

478. FOR THAT MIRROR.

479. OKAY!

480. THANKS, BEAUTIFUL.

481. NO, THANK YOU, TOOTSIE.

482. COME ON, K'NUCKLES!

483. LET'S FIND BUBBIE!

484. I AM THE MAGICAL MIRROR THAT

485. SHOWS CANDIED ISLAND'S SECRET LOCATION IF YOU HAVE AN UGLY

486. REFLECTION.