The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 2x25

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When the fat police constable (called Constable Norm in later episodes) creates the first bicycle in Stormalong Flapjack and K'nuckles find it difficult to get away with mischief, especially when the constable begins to abuse his authority and punish them severely for minor offenses.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME!

4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

6. Bubbie: NOW WAIT A MIN—

7. K'nuckles: AHH!

8. TIME TO RELAX.

9. OH, I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST TRACK DIRT ALL OVER MY

10. MOUTH, K'NUCKLES!

11. K'nuckles: THAT WAS ALREADY THERE!

12. PROBABLY LEFT BY SOMETHING DISGUSTING YOU ATE, LIKE YOU'RE

13. ALWAYS DOING!

14. YOU'RE THE ONLY DISGUSTING THING IN HERE, SO,

15. CLEAN IT UP!

16. K'nuckles: EH, I'LL DO IT LATER.

17. THAT'S THE TENTH "LATER" THIS WEEK!

18. K'nuckles: WHAT?

19. YOU'VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK NOW?

20. WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO I HAVE?

21. K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

22. HERE'S HOW YOU WIN A FIGHT WITH WOMENFOLK, FLAP.

23. OH!

24. K'nuckles: I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT ME AROUND ANYMORE.

25. HMPH.

26. K'nuckles: I'LL LEAVE YOU BE, HERE ALONE, ALONE WITH THE BOY.

27. IT'S HARD ENOUGH RAISING UP A KID.

28. BUT ALONE, BY YOURSELF?

29. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

30. NOBODY KNOWS.

31. BLAAH!

32. K'nuckles:

33. WELL, THAT'S THAT, I GUESS.

34. MM-HMM.

35. SO GO, THEN!

36. K'nuckles: OH, RIGHT.

37. HMM? WHAT WAS THAT?

38. I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!

39. K'nuckles: OH.

40. GET OUTTA HERE!

41. AND DON'T EVER COME BACK!

42. K'nuckles: >> Bubbie: DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT

43. TO COME BACK?

44. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

45. YOU SAY A LOT OF THINGS.

46. YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE.

47. K'nuckles: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME NOW?

48. COME ON.

49. LET ME IN!

50. YOU KNOW WHERE I STAND.

51. K'nuckles: FINE!

52. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO GIVE UP.

53. I DON'T NEED YOU, ANYWAY.

54. MORNIN', BUBBIE!

55. MORNIN', BABY.

56. WHERE'S CAP'N?

57. HE'S GONE, BABY.

58. OH, RIGHT.

59. HE SURE GOT YOU FOOLED, PRETENDING TO LEAVE.

60. BUT SHOULDN'T HE BE BACK BY NOW?

61. NO, FLAPJACK.

62. HE USUALLY JUST SNEAKS BACK IN AFTER A FIGHT.

63. NO, BABY, HE'S NOT COMING BACK.

64. NOT THIS TIME, NOT EVER AGAIN.

65. W-W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

66. I MEAN, HE'S NOT GONNA LIVE HERE ANYMORE.

67. AND THEN AFTER THAT, HE'LL LIVE HERE, RIGHT,

68. BUBBIE?

69. HE'S A FOOL, FLAPJACK!

70. AND HE AIN'T GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME ANY LONGER.

71. HMPH!

72. PEPPERMINT LARRY?

73. HAVE YOU SEEN CAP'N K'NUCKLES?

74. OH, YOU POOR THING.

75. WHAT?

76. HERE, MAYBE THIS WILL HELP.

77. WOW, THANKS!

78. MMM!

79. FEELING BETTER, CHAMP?

80. ABOUT WHAT?

81. ABOUT K'NUCKLES AND BUBBIE?

82. BUBBIE WILL TAKE HIM BACK EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?

83. NOT THIS TIME, LITTLE SOLDIER.

84. K'NUCKLES, YOU HAVE A VISITOR.

85. K'nuckles: HEY, HEY, FLAPPY!

86. HOW YOU LIKE IT?

87. I KNOW IT'S SMALL, BUT I HAVE THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE.

88. AND IT'S MY HOUSE, FLAPJACK!

89. PLUS, THE VIEW AIN'T TOO SHABBY, EITHER.

90. VIEW?

91. K'nuckles: AH, UM...

92. CAP'N, LET ME LOOK!

93. CAPTAIN!

94. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: CAP'N, YOU GOT TO

95. COME HOME.

96. HOW DO YOU GET BY?

97. K'nuckles: SHAZAM!

98. WRAPPERS.

99. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

100. OH.

101. DON'T YOU MISS BUBBIE?

102. K'nuckles: WHY WOULD I MISS SOMETHING THAT YELLS AT ME?

103. I LIKE MY NEW PLACE.

104. K'nuckles: AW, COME ON!

105. HUH?

106. GOT ANY MORE?

107. K'nuckles: NO!

108. YOU — YOU GOT TO COME HOME, CAP'N.

109. K'nuckles: UGH! BE QUIET!

110. THANKS!

111. K'nuckles: YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF.

112. I NEED TO BE ALONE TO THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.

113. OKAY!

114. K'nuckles: UH, HEY, FLAP!

115. HMM?

116. K'nuckles: SURE YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY?

117. WHY, WAS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

118. K'nuckles: ATTABOY!

119. GONE ALREADY?

120. A PIECE OF CANDY? ♪ ♪ I NEED TWO PIECES OF CANDY

121. FOR ME? ♪ ♪ WENT TO THE DOCTOR

122. LATE LAST NIGHT ♪ ♪ HE SAID,

123. "BOY, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT" ♪ ♪ TAKE TWO PIECES OF CANDY

124. AND CALL ME ♪ >> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT SHARING?

125. NO!

126. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT FILLS THE VOID.

127. K'nuckles: HEY, I CAN PLAY YOUR SAD GAME, TOO!

128. PARDON ME, SIR, CAN YOU HELP OUT A SAD SAILOR?

129. SURE!

130. HERE YOU GO.

131. GROW UP!

132. DID IT WORK?

133. K'nuckles: UH, NOT REALLY.

134. FLAPJACK!

135. TIME TO COME HOME, BABY!

136. WELL, GOT TO GO.

137. K'nuckles: WHAT, ALREADY?

138. SEE YA!

139. K'nuckles: YEAH.

140. SEE YA.

141. THAT I'VE LOST IT ALL, AND MY LIFE'S

142. MAKE ME WARM INSIDE ♪ ♪ YOUR HEARTBEAT KEEPS ME

143. ON TRACK ♪ ♪ AND I GUESS I MISS YOU

144. AND FLAPJACK ♪ ♪ DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE,

145. DO YOU SEE, BUBBIE? ♪ ♪ SLEEPING PEACEFULLY THERE,

146. AND I BET SHE'S NOT AWARE HOW MUCH I'M IN DESPAIR,

147. HOW I WISH I WAS IN THERE ♪ >> Bubbie:

148. WHAT WAS THAT?

149. K'nuckles: >> Bubbie: Flapjack!

150. WAKE UP, BABY.

151. WAKE UP!

152. WHAT IS IT, BUBBIE?

153. I THINK SOMEONE'S SPYING ON US.

154. WHAT DO WE DO?

155. GET CAP'N TO SCARE THEM AWAY?

156. OH, YEAH.

157. HE USED TO DO THAT, DIDN'T HE?

158. HMPH.

159. BOTTLES DOWN MY STOMACH.

160. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO, YOU KNOW, AND ASK HIM TO COME BACK.

161. COME BACK?

162. NO!

163. HE'S GOT A NEW PLACE NOW.

164. HE'S DOING GREAT!

165. HE IS?

166. YEAH, THIS WAS ALL FOR THE BEST, REMEMBER?

167. WELL, OH, OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO, BABY.

168. NO, YOU SAID SO, SILLY!

169. HMM, GETTING KIND OF LOW.

170. AAH!

171. EXCUSE ME, SIR, I JUST LOST MY CAP'N.

172. EH, HEARD IT BEFORE.

173. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM — >> I'VE GOT MY OWN PROBLEMS.

174. LIVE WITH IT!

175. GROW UP, KID!

176. GO AWAY!

177. AW, COME ON!

178. BUBBIE, WE NEED TO GET CAP'N BACK!

179. BABY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS WORKING OUT FOR THE

180. BEST.

181. I WAS WRONG.

182. HEAD.

183. YEAH.

184. SUGAR, I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I COULD LIVE WITH

185. K'NUCKLES ANYMORE, THOUGH IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A MAN

186. AROUND TO HELP OUT.

187. THAT'S IT, BUBBIE!

188. WE'LL TAKE OUT AN AD!

189. AN AD?

190. YEAH.

191. "BEAUTIFUL WHALE SEEKS STRONG ADVENTURER TYPE TO PROTECT HER

192. AND A YOUNG BOY."

193. HMM...

194. AND TO HELP OUT WITH THE CHORES.

195. IN EXCHANGE FOR ROOM AND BOARD!

196. ALL RIGHT, THEN, I'LL DO IT!

197. PERFECT.

198. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!

199. K'nuckles: MUAH!

200. NOW, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO COME BACK HOME.

201. K'nuckles: MM-HMM, THAT'S — THAT'S RIGHT.

202. AND THIS PLACE IS KIND OF SMALL.

203. K'nuckles: WHAT?

204. I LOVE IT HERE!

205. CAP'N?

206. LOOK.

207. I FOUND YOU A NEW PLACE.

208. K'nuckles: NO!

209. I'M TELLING YOU, I'M HAPPY HERE!

210. WELL, I'M JUST GONNA LEAVE IT FOR YOU RIGHT

211. HERE.

212. TAKE A LOOK WHEN YOU'RE READY.

213. CAP'N WILL ANSWER THE AD, AND

214. EVERYONE WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN!

215. AAHHH!

216. BUBBIE, WHAT HAPPENED?

217. TOO MANY PEOPLE ANSWERED MY AD!

218. WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!

219. K'nuckles: HEY-OH!

220. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

221. PARTY'S OVER, FELLAS.

222. COME ON. MOVE ALONG!

223. THIS WHALE'S BIG, BUT SHE AIN'T THAT BIG!

224. THANKS, K'NUCKLES.

225. K'nuckles: ANYTIME, MA'AM.

226. BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE AD?

227. I SET IT ALL UP!

228. K'nuckles: HUH? WHAT AD?

229. THE NEWSPAPER AD I LEFT WITH YOU, REMEMBER?

230. K'nuckles: OH, THAT PIECE OF PAPER?

231. PEPPERMINT LARRY MADE ME USE THAT TO PLUG UP MY VIEW.

232. SO WHY'D YOU COME BACK?

233. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, THERE COMES A TIME IN AN ADVENTURER'S

234. LIFE WHEN YOU GOT TO RIGHT THE WRONGS, TO MAKE THE WRONGS

235. RIGHT.

236. SO ARE YOU GONNA APOLOGIZE, OR WHAT?

237. K'nuckles: BUBBIE, I'M SORRY.

238. PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD?

239. HMM...

240. PERMISSION GRANTED.

241. HOORAY, THE CAP'N'S HOME!

242. OOP!

243. BETTER WIPE YOUR FEET.

244. SERIOUSLY, WIPE YOUR FEET!

245. HUH?

246. K'nuckles: MAKE SURE YOU LOOK ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE

247. BARREL, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE ALL THE GOOD STUFF IS.

248. I'M COMING FOR YOU, GOOD STUFF!

249. HEY!

250. THAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY!

251. WHAT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY?

252. K'nuckles: IT MEANS RUN FOR IT!

253. GET BACK HERE, TRESPASSERS!

254. YOU'RE...

255. COME ON, FLAP.

256. HE CAN'T CATCH US!

257. YOU'RE...

258. YOU'RE NOT UNDER ARREST.

259. MAN, TODAY WAS NOT MY DAY.

260. MAN, TODAY WAS A HECK OF A DAY!

261. I MADE, LIKE, 20 ARRESTS!

262. SAME HERE.

263. I ARRESTED, LIKE, 15 TRESPASSERS!

264. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH HANDCUFFS, SO I HAD TO DRAG THEM BACK TO

265. THE STATION IN A HUGE HEADLOCK!

266. GOOD THING YOU'VE BEEN DOING ALL THEM PUSH-UPS!

267. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

268. HOW ABOUT YOU, NORM?

269. HOW MANY ARRESTS DID YOU HAVE TODAY?

270. UH... I HAD, UH, TWO.

271. THAT'S FUNNY, 'CAUSE I HEARD YOU COULDN'T EVEN CATCH A LITTLE

272. BOY AND AN OLD, FAT MAN WITH WOODEN LEGS!

273. I'M GONNA SHOW THAT KID AND

274. OLD MAN WHO'S BOSS!

275. GUYS! GUYS!

276. COME SEE WHAT I MADE!

277. IT'S THE ULTIMATE CRIME-FIGHTING INVENTION!

278. I CALL IT THE BI-CYCLE!

279. BI-CYCLE!

280. THAT'S RIGHT, THE BI-CYCLE!

281. "BI" MEANING TWO, AND "CYCLE" MEANING CIRCLE!

282. THE BI-CYCLE CAN OUTRUN ANY MAN KNOWN TO MAN!

283. ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE!

284. LOOK AT ME GO!

285. WHEE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE!

286. BI-CYCLE?

287. MORE LIKE DUMB-CYCLE!

288. DUMB CYCLE!

289. GRRR!

290. ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T TRESPASSING?

291. K'nuckles: IT'S ONLY TRESPASSING IF YOU GET CAUGHT.

292. YOU'RE CAUGHT!

293. AND UNDER ARREST!

294. K'nuckles: AH, HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CATCH US!

295. YOU CAN'T CATCH US!

296. YOU CAN'T CATCH US!

297. HUH?

298. I DID IT.

299. I... I DID IT.

300. I FINALLY ARRESTED SOMEBODY!

301. STORMALONG THAT THIS IS THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA!

302. THE ERA OF ME MAKING ARRESTS!

303. WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO DIG IN THE GARBAGE AGAIN.

304. K'nuckles: THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE FROM THIS GUY IS TO MAKE

305. OUR OWN BI-CYCLE.

306. WELL, HOW?

307. K'nuckles: WITH OUR HANDS.

308. AND TEAMWORK!

309. K'nuckles: COME ON.

310. LET'S GO STEAL.

311. MM-HMM.

312. WELL, THAT WASN'T SO HARD TO BUILD.

313. LET'S SEE HIM CATCH US NOW.

314. THIEVES!

315. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

316. Flapjack: I WANT TO GO IN

317. THAT TRASH BARREL SO BAD.

318. K'nuckles: WE CAN'T DO NOTHING FUN AS LONG

319. AS HE'S GOT THAT BI-CYCLE!

320. COME ON!

321. I GOT A PLAN!

322. AND SO, THE CONSTABLE CAUGHT THE BAD MAN, AND THE PENAL

323. SYSTEM LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

324. TUCK, TUCK!

325. GOOD NIGHT, MY DARLING.

326. K'nuckles: OOF!

327. AAH!

328. >> K'nuckles: CHING-CHING!

329. OH!

330. K'nuckles: LET'S SEE THIS

331. BI-CYCLE TRY AND SWIM!

332. WELL, THAT'S THE END OF THAT!

333. BUT — BUT — BUT —

334. NICE TRY.

335. BUT THAT WAS JUST THE PROTOTYPE.

336. IT'S THE REAL, IT'S THE REAL BICYCLE.

337. IT'S THE REAL.

338. IT'S THE REAL...

339. SHOULD WE START RUNNING AGAIN, CAP'N?

340. K'nuckles: YES.

341. K'nuckles: THAT CONSTABLE AND HIS BIKE ARE UNSTOPPABLE.

342. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

343. K'nuckles: THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO, BOY.

344. WE...

345. WE DON'T BREAK THE LAW ANYMORE.

346. CAP'N, NO!

347. K'nuckles: STARTING NOW WE LEAD A LIFE OF LAW-ABIDING

348. CITIZENS.

349. HOW DO WE DO THAT?

350. K'nuckles: BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

351. HUH?

352. YOU TWO ARE UNDER ARREST!

353. K'nuckles: BUT WE'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING!

354. YES, YOU ARE.

355. YOU'RE... YOU'RE LOITERING!

356. THAT'S IT, LOITERING.

357. HUBBA-WHA?

358. HUH?

359. WHA—?

360. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

361. K'nuckles: WHAT FOR?

362. FOR... NOT HAVING CANDY LICENSES!

363. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

364. K'nuckles: WHAT FOR NOW?

365. BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT!

366. K'nuckles: CHING-CHING!

367. CHING-CHING!

368. CHING-CHING-CHING! CHING-CHING!

369. CAP'N!

370. ARE YOU OKAY?

371. K'nuckles: CHING-CHING, CHING-CHING!

372. CHING-CHING! CHING-CHING!

373. AAHHH!

374. HOO! HOO! HOO!

375. OH, CAP'N.

376. IT PAINS ME TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.

377. K'nuckles: LET'S FACE IT, FLAP.

378. IT'S JUST TOO GOOD OF AN INVENTION.

379. DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.

380. I KNOW WHO CAN HELP US.

381. K'nuckles: SO, ANYWAY, WE FIGURED IF ANYONE COULD STOP

382. THIS GUY, IT'D BE YOU.

383. AH, YES.

384. I'VE HEARD OF THIS SO-CALLED "BI-CYCLE,"BI" MEANING TWO AND

385. "CYCLE" MEANING CIRCLE.

386. IT'S A QUAINT, LITTLE CONTRAPTION, REALLY.

387. WHY, I COULD INVENT TEN THINGS BETTER THAN THAT DOOHICKEY.

388. WILL YOU HELP US?

389. I'LL NEED... A HANDKERCHIEF.

390. THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER MADE!

391. I CAN'T TOP THAT.

392. I... I... I'M A FAILURE!

393. Flapjack: I KNOW!

394. A BI-CYCLE WITH THREE WHEELS!

395. AND WE'LL CALL IT THE TRI-CYCLE!

396. K'nuckles: NAH.

397. SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE BI-CYCLE.

398. WHAT ELSE YOU DO YOU GOT?

399. AND WE'LL CALL IT THE "PUT YOUR TUSHY ON THE

400. CYCLE" CYCLE.

401. STOP THIS.

402. YOUR IDEAS ARE AN INSULT TO MY PROFESSION.

403. PUBLIC.

404. I CALL THIS ONE THE AUTOMOBILE.

405. IT RUNS ON GASOLINE AND — >> K'nuckles: NEXT!

406. I CALL THIS ONE THE HELIOCOPTER.

407. NOT ONLY IS IT FAST, BUT IT CAN FLY!

408. K'nuckles: THAT WILL NEVER WORK.

409. THE JET PACK?

410. K'nuckles: NAH.

411. THE ROCKET?

412. K'nuckles: NO.

413. THE POCKET-SIZED TELEPORTER?

414. K'nuckles: WAIT.

415. WHAT'S THAT THING IN YOUR HAND?

416. A STICK — I USE IT FOR POINTING.

417. K'nuckles: WE'LL TAKE IT!

418. LET'S SEE THAT CONSTABLE ARREST US NOW.

419. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

420. K'nuckles: SURE WE ARE.

421. DO YOUR STUFF, STICK.

422. AAH!

423. Flapjack: AAH! AAH!

424. OH!

425. COME BACK, YOU TWO!

426. COME BACK!

427. Flapjack: LOOKS LIKE THE

428. GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL WAS YOUR LEGS, AND I KNOW HOW TO USE

429. THEM.

430. COME BACK HERE!

431. COME BACK, OR I'LL...

432. AWW!

433. HEY, NORM, YOU GOT ANY EXTRA HANDCUFFS?

434. A PIECE OF CANDY? ♪ ♪ I NEED TWO PIECES OF CANDY