The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 2x2

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Flapjack and Captain K'nuckles struggle to escape from the Dock Hag's house after a feeble attempt at sabotaging K'nuckles' dock tickets, only to discover that the Dock Hag has a crush on the old captain.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME!

4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

6. AHH.

7. THE GREATEST CANDY IN THE...

8. WORLD.

9. OH, WHAT A SHAME.

10. K'nuckles: NOW'S OUR CHANCE, FLAP.

11. SNEAK OVER QUIET-LIKE AND SEE WHAT YOU FIND.

12. [ PITTER! PITTER! ] >> Flapjack: SNEA—

13. K'nuckles: OUT OF THE WAY, BOY!

14. [ SCREECH! ] AH-HA-HA!

15. LET'S SEE! LET'S SEE!

16. ONE AND TWO!

17. ONLY TWO?

18. WELL, I GUESS IT'LL DO.

19. FLAP, THINK YOU CAN SQUEEZE IN HERE?

20. I DON'T KNOW.

21. K'nuckles: HMM.

22. YOU DO GOT THAT FAT HEAD OF YOURS.

23. YEAH.

24. IT IS BIG, ISN'T IT?

25. K'nuckles: I KNOW!

26. STRIP DOWN TO YOUR UNDERS AND GREASE UP.

27. B-BUT, CAP'N...

28. EVERYONE WILL SEE MY...

29. purple undies.

30. K'nuckles: WHAT?

31. OH, NO, NO, NO!

32. NOBODY'S EVEN AROUND!

33. BESIDES, ALL THE GREAT ADVENTURERS WEAR PURPLE UNDERS.

34. REALLY?

35. K'nuckles: SU-U-U-U-RE.

36. I'LL DO IT!

37. ALL GREASED UP AND READY TO

38. ENTER!

39. I'M TOO GREASY, CAP'N.

40. K'nuckles: THAT'S THE POINT, FLAPJACK.

41. I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT!

42. [ PLUNK! ] HA HA!

43. NOW I NEED YOU TO...

44. I CAN'T

45. HEAR YOU, CAP'N!

46. K'nuckles: OH.

47. HAND ME BOTH PIECES OF CANDY!

48. BOTH PIECES?

49. WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?

50. K'nuckles: THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE THE SICKNESS!

51. TO CURE IT, I NEED TWO PIECES OF CANDY!

52. OH, NO!

53. THE SICKNESS?

54. HURRY, CAP'N! TAKE ONE!

55. K'nuckles: OOOH!

56. HURRY, CAP'N!

57. EAT IT!

58. K'nuckles: MMMMMMM.

59. Flapjack: WELL... UH...

60. CAP'N, YOUR SECOND PIECE!

61. CAP'N!

62. C-A-A-A—AAAAAAH!

63. OH.

64. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE CAP'N?

65. HE NEEDS HIS CANDY.

66. K'nuckles: [ MUTTERING, CHUCKLING ]

67. I HAVE TO GET HIM HIS SECOND PIECE OF CANDY.

68. BOY, GETTING LOST SURE MAKES YOU HUNGRY.

69. NO! I CAN'T!

70. I PROMISED CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

71. DO IT, FLAPJACK.

72. EAT ME.

73. M-M-M-MR. CANDY?

74. COME ON!

75. JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE... TASTE.

76. BUT I GOT TO SAVE YOU FOR CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

77. HE'LL NEVER FIND OUT.

78. JUST TAKE A LITTLE NIBBLE, WRAP ME BACK UP.

79. IT'LL BE OUR SECRET.

80. JUST... A... NIBBLE?

81. YES.

82. PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH, WHERE IT'S WARM.

83. OUR... SECRET.

84. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

85. WAIT! WAIT!

86. SOMEBODY'S IN HERE!

87. PTOO!

88. DON'T WORRY, MR. CANDY.

89. I'LL GET YOU BACK TO THE CAP'N'S MOUTH, WHERE YOU BELONG, EVEN

90. THOUGH YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME.

91. WHOA!

92. [ SPLAT! SPLAT! ] I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE, FRIENDS.

93. [ CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?

94. I DON'T KNOW.

95. FREAKY-LOOKING.

96. COULD BE SOME KIND OF SEA MONKEY.

97. SHOULD WE TOSS IT BACK OVER?

98. I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

99. I SEEN ONE OF THEM WHEN I WAS BUT A LAD.

100. THE SLICKED-BACK HAIR, THE EARRINGS, AND THE FUNNY GOATEE.

101. AND HE WEARS THE COLOR OF THE MYSTICS — PURPLE.

102. YES, SIRREE, WE CAUGHT OURSELVES A MAGICAL CANDY GENIE.

103. AND HE'LL GIVE THREE WISHES TO WHOMEVER FREES HIM.

104. ENOUGH!

105. YOU REALLY THINK THIS THING IS GONNA JUST GRANT ANY ONE OF YA'S

106. THREE WISHES?

107. MAYBE.

108. ONLY THE CHOSEN ONE CAN FREE THE MAGIC CANDY GENIE, LIKE THAT

109. SWORD-IN-THE-THING TYPE DEAL.

110. STAND BACK, BOYS!

111. [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] GENIE, GENIE, GENIE.

112. [ SQUEAK! ] PLEASE, I NEED THIS.

113. [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] YET ANOTHER FAILURE ADDED TO THE

114. LIST.

115. GIVE IT A WHIRL, BOYS!

116. YEAH!

117. I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO RUB IT.

118. RUB, RUB, RUB, RUB, RUB, RUB!

119. YOU HAVE TO RUB LIKE THIS.

120. [ SQUEAK! ] >> HEY, WHEN DO I GET A TURN?

121. OH.

122. YEAH, RUB IT ON HIM.

123. HELP A GUY OUT, YEAH.

124. NO! HELP! NO!

125. [ GASPING, GROANING ] >> NOPE. NOTHING.

126. MAYBE IT'S JUST SOME WEIRDO WHO LIKES TO HANG OUT IN BOTTLES

127. IN HIS UNDIES!

128. WEIRDO.

129. NO, NO!

130. I-I'M A GENIE!

131. I'LL GRANT YOU ALL YOUR WISHES!

132. BUT YOU HAVE TO BE ASLEEP FIRST.

133. OH, YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE.

134. ALL OF YOU ALREADY RUBBED, SO JUST MAKE A WISH AND

135. FALL ASLEEP.

136. By me.

137. GOT... TO REACH... STORMALONG.

138. K'NUCKLES... NEEDS... CANDY.

139. [ CLINK! CLINK! ] OW!

140. OH, NO! MORE WEIRDOS!

141. WHAT'S THIS, NOW?

142. I'M A GENIE!

143. AND IF YOU TAKE ME BACK TO STORMALONG HARBOR, I'LL GRANT

144. ALL YOUR WISHES.

145. A GENIE, YOU SAY.

146. THAT'S RIGHT — A MAGICAL CANDY GENIE.

147. SO YOU BETTER... WATCH OUT.

148. OH.

149. WELL, IN THAT CASE...

150. WELCOME, BROTHER!

151. WHAT?

152. NO NEED TO BE SCARED.

153. YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE ON "RETIRED GENIE ISLAND"!

154. "RETIRED GENIE ISLAND"?

155. YES!

156. I AM R-R-RAUL THE MAGNIFICENT.

157. AND THIS IS ALLISTAIR THE WRETCHED.

158. >> AND OVER THERE — THAT'S

159. FRANK THE TAN.

160. I'M FLAPJACK.

161. FLAPJACK...?

162. UH... FLAPJACK THE ADVENTURER?

163. YOU'RE NOT A GENIE AT ALL, ARE YOU?

164. NO! I AM! I AM!

165. BEGONE!

166. [ ZAP! ] >> Flapjack: WAIT!

167. I'M A GENIE!

168. I'M A GENIE!

169. [ POOF! ] >> I'M A GENIE!

170. I'M A GENIE, TOO.

171. PASS THE GREASE WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, HUH?

172. I'M SORRY, CAP'N.

173. I'M NEVER GONNA GET YOU YOUR MEDICINAL CANDY.

174. CANDY?

175. YOU HAVE CANDY?

176. YEAH.

177. I OVERHEARD YOUR POOR STORY.

178. I'M SAD FOR YOU.

179. AND I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU OUT BY SENDING YOU HOME...

180. IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR CANDY.

181. HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT A FAKER GENIE, LIKE

182. EVERYONE ELSE?

183. WHAT, ME?

184. I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE FAKERS.

185. I JUST CAME TO DROP THEM OFF.

186. JUST GIVE ME THE CANDY, AND YOU'LL SEE.

187. I CAN'T.

188. I'M SAVING IT FOR Captain K'nuckles.

189. IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR PIECE OF CANDY NOW, I'LL SEND YOU TO

190. CANDIED ISLAND, AND YOU CAN REPLACE THE CANDY FOR YOUR

191. CAPTAIN, PLUS MORE.

192. AFTER YOU'VE GOT ALL THE CANDY YOU CAN CARRY, I WILL TAKE YOU

193. HOME.

194. CANDIED ISLAND?

195. WHAT WOULD THE CAP'N DO?

196. EH, I THINK HE WOULD AGREE WITH ME.

197. HUH?

198. WHOA! YOU ARE REAL.

199. MMMMM!

200. I'M READY, GOOD SIR.

201. HMM?

202. I'M READY TO GO TO CANDIED ISLAND.

203. WHAT?

204. JUST SAY THE WORD, AND — WHOOSH! — I'M OFF.

205. OH, YOU — Y-YOU TOOK ME SERIOUSLY?

206. BUT — BUT YOU SAID —

207. AND I GAVE YOU — >> THE NAME OF THE ISLAND IS

208. "FAKE GENIE ISLAND."

209. OH, NO!

210. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

211. CAP'N'S SECOND PIECE OF CANDY — GONE.

212. I'LL BE STUCK IN HERE FOREVER...

213. ALONE...

214. IN MY PURPLE UNDIES!

215. [ FLUMP! ] >> OH, GREAT JOB.

216. YOU ALWAYS TAKE IT TOO FAR.

217. LOOK AT HIM, MAN!

218. I'M SORRY.

219. LOOK!

220. WRITTEN ON THE JAR — "PROPERTY OF CANDIED ISLAND."

221. IT'S A CANDIED ISLAND JAR!

222. SO WHAT?

223. SO IF WE RELEASE IT TO THE SEA, IT'LL MAGICALLY FLOAT BACK

224. TO ITS HOME.

225. TO CANDIED ISLAND!

226. YOU WANTED TO GO TO CANDIED ISLAND.

227. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

228. I GUESS WE ARE GENIES, AFTER ALL.

229. THE GENIE GRANTED MY WISH!

230. [ GURGLE! ]

231. [ POP! ] >> WHA—

232. I MADE IT BACK TO STORMALONG, AND I STILL HAVE CANDY FOR THE

233. CAP'N!

234. K'nuckles: I'M OVER HERE!

235. QUICK!

236. EAT YOUR SECOND PIECE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

237. K'nuckles: MMMM.

238. HOORAY!

239. YOUR SICKNESS IS CURED!

240. K'nuckles: SURE, SURE.

241. HEY...

242. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT BOTTLE?

243. K'nuckles: FLAP, UH, I'M — I'M A LIAR.

244. I DON'T HAVE THE SICKNESS.

245. I-I FELT BAD, SO I WENT TO LOOK FOR YA.

246. [ SQUEAK! ] CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE?

247. YOUR WISH...

248. is my command.

249. K'nuckles: UH, FLAP, UH...

250. YOU SHOULD PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

251. WHAT A

252. BEAUTIFUL MORNING.

253. FOR WRITING TICKETS!

254. K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, WANT TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?

255. TA-DA!

256. WHAT?

257. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

258. K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE OLDER.

259. WHEN'S THAT GONNA HAPPEN?

260. K'nuckles: WHEN I FIND MY UNPAID DOCK TICKETS!

261. THAT HAG'S HIDDEN THEM SOMEWHERE.

262. OKAY.

263. I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE — GOING THROUGH HER STUFF, LOOKING

264. THROUGH HER DRAWERS...

265. K'nuckles: WHAT?

266. YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE DOCK HAG, AND YOU WANT TO

267. MARRY HER!

268. K'nuckles: WHAT?

269. YOU WANT TO MARRY HER AND KISS HER TOES!

270. K'nuckles: I DON'T LOVE ANY WOMAN!

271. OR MAN!

272. OR... WHATEVER THE DOCK HAG IS.

273. AND I'M CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO KISS HER TOES.

274. I'D RATHER WRESTLE A SHARK.

275. K'nuckles: GRRR!

276. AAAH!

277. K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY.

278. I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN.

279. [ GONG! ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES...

280. YOU ARE THE GREATEST ADVENTURER...

281. OF ALL TIME.

282. K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'!

283. [ THUD! ] >> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N —

284. A BOX WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!

285. IN THERE!

286. K'nuckles: ANYTHING UP THERE, BOY?

287. YE-E-E-S.

288. K'nuckles: DID YOU FIND ME

289. TICKETS?

290. NO-O-O-O-O-O.

291. K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID YOU FIND?

292. THIS CUTE LITTLE DOLL OF CAP'N K'NUCKLES!

293. MMMMMMM!

294. K'nuckles: NO!

295. DON'T TOUCH THAT!

296. WHAT?

297. K'nuckles: ARGH!

298. [ PLOP! ] >> K'nuckles: THAT'S A "DO-DO"

299. DOLL!

300. WHAT?

301. K'nuckles: WHATEVER THE DOCK HAG DO TO THE DOLL, IT DO

302. TO ME!

303. LIKE THAT TIME I FELL OFF THE BOAT!

304. [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] AAAAH!

305. OR THAT TIME I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!

306. AAAAAH!

307. OR THAT TIME I COULDN'T WAKE UP!

308. OR ALL THOSE TIMES YOU FORGOT MY NAME?

309. K'nuckles: IT'S ALL THE DOCK HAG'S FAULT!

310. SHE'S BEEN DOIN' DO-DO ON ME MY WHOLE LIFE!

311. THERE'S SOMEBODY IN HERE.

312. IF SOMEBODY'S IN HERE, I'M GONNA...

313. GIVE THEM A TICKET!

314. AND DESTROY THEM!

315. [ THUD! CREAK! ] >> Both: OOF! AH! OOF!

316. K'nuckles: HUH?

317. DR. BARBER?

318. WHY, FLAPJACK, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

319. FANCY MEETING YOU HERE...

320. IN THE DOCK HAG'S BASEMENT.

321. WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE CAPTAIN'S DOCK TICKETS.

322. AND I'M LOOKING FOR MY DOCK TICKETS...

323. AS WELL.

324. K'nuckles: SHE'S GONNA

325. DESTROY US!

326. SHE WON'T DESTROY ME...

327. IF SHE THINKS I'M ALREADY DEAD.

328. Please, K'nuckles, show me how

329. to die like a man.

330. K'nuckles: WHAT?

331. OH, UH... FOLLOW ME.

332. RIGHT BEHIND YOU, CAP'N.

333. K'nuckles: WHERE ARE WE?

334. Flapjack: LOOKS LIKE SOME

335. KIND OF ROOM.

336. WITH A TOILET IN IT.

337. [ HORSE WHINNIES, HOOFBEATS ] [ TRIBAL CHANTING, ANIMAL

338. NOISES ]

339. K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

340. No!

341. [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ] No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

342. Flapjack: IT'S LOCKED.

343. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN'?

344. [ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ] ... LITTLE K'NUCKEYS!

345. I'VE GOT YOUR LUNCH RIGHT HERE.

346. JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.

347. WHAT'S THAT?

348. YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY?

349. NAUGHTY BOYS DON'T GET LUNCH.

350. THEY GET TICKETS!

351. Flapjack: CAP'N, I DON'T

352. THINK IT'S A DO-DO DOLL.

353. [ ZIP! ] HUH?

354. I WISH YOU WERE THE REAL CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

355. K'nuckles: [ High-pitched ] YOU DON'T LIKE LITTLE K'NUCKEYS?

356. WHAT?

357. YOU CAN TALK?

358. K'nuckles: SURE.

359. K'nuckles: SO, NOW THAT I CAN TALK, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

360. WILL YOU USE MY REAL NAME?

361. K'nuckles: OKAY.

362. IT'S —

363. K'nuckles: NOT IMPORTANT.

364. I NEED YOU TO PASS ME THAT SYRUP BOTTLE.

365. OKAY.

366. K'nuckles: NOW PUT IT ON THE FLOOR FOR LATER.

367. OKAY.

368. K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, NOW PROMISE NOT TO GIVE ANY MORE

369. TICKETS.

370. I PROMISE.

371. K'nuckles: NOW GIVE YOURSELF A TICKET.

372. K'nuckles: OH, YEAH, AND ONE

373. MORE THING — TEAR UP K'NUCKLES' DOCK TICKETS.

374. BUT... YOU ARE HIS TICKETS.

375. HEY!

376. WHAT — WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

377. K'nuckles: I'M, UH, I'M HERE 'CAUSE I, UH, I-I, UH, I-I GOT,

378. UH, FEELINGS FOR YA.

379. >> Flapjack: Cap'n, what are you

380. doing?

381. K'nuckles: I'm stallin' so you can find a way out of here.

382. WHAT?

383. K'nuckles: UH, I'M TRYING TO STALL THESE, UH, FEELINGS.

384. >> K'nuckles: SO, UH, I CAN GET

385. OUT OF HERE.

386. WHAT?

387. K'nuckles: UHHH...

388. K'nuckles: PLEASE, DEAR

389. LADY — OR WHATEVER — UH, FORGIVE A ROUGH ADVENTURER FOR

390. LACKING THE WORDS TO SAY I — I LOVE Y—

391. YOU LOVE ME?

392. PROVE IT!

393. [ SNAP! ] KISS MY BIG TOE.

394. CAP'N!

395. K'nuckles: UH, HANG ON A SEC.

396. >> Flapjack: IT'S YOUR

397. FAVORITE — SHARK WRESTLING!

398. K'nuckles: I'M SORRY, BOY.

399. AVERT YOUR EYES.

400. HMM.

401. THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

402. THAT'S NOT MY BIG TOE.

403. K'nuckles: AAAAAH!

404. OOF!

405. I KNEW YOU'D RATHER WRESTLE A SHARK THAN KISS THE

406. DOCK HAG'S TOE.

407. WHICH MAKES IT HARD TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KISSED HER

408. TOE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

409. BUT ANYWAY — GO GET HIM, CAP'N!

410. K'nuckles: UNH!

411. Flapjack: MAKE SURE TO TAKE

412. CARE OF THE CHILDREN!

413. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES,

414. THAT WAS AMAZING!

415. YOU'RE THE GREATEST ADVENTURER EVER!

416. K'nuckles: EH?

417. AND, UM...

418. THE DOCK HAG GAVE YOU A TICKET FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING...

419. HER HEART!

420. K'nuckles: EH?