1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.Copy !req
2. HEY, FLAPJACK.Copy !req
3. COME WITH ME!Copy !req
4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!Copy !req
5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.Copy !req
6. WOW!Copy !req
7. K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY PICTURE?Copy !req
8. I'M A WAY BETTER ADVENTURER THAN ANY OF THESE BEEFCAKES.Copy !req
9. YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT ADVENTURERS ARE SUPPOSED TOCopy !req
10. LOOK LIKE, DO YA?Copy !req
11. WELL, THEY DO HAVE PRETTY BIG ARMS.Copy !req
12. K'nuckles: WELL, OF COURSE THEY GOT BIG ARMS!Copy !req
13. THEIR HAIR!Copy !req
14. NO, FLAPJACK, THAT'S NOT AN ADVENTURER.Copy !req
15. BESIDES, I CAN DO 20 PUSH-UPS A MINUTE AND GET THAT BUFF.Copy !req
16. I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIP MY JACKET.Copy !req
17. REALLY?Copy !req
18. K'nuckles: OF COURSE!Copy !req
19. NOW, COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ADVENTURER GETS HISCopy !req
20. PORTRAIT PAINTED.Copy !req
21. FLAPJACK!Copy !req
22. IT TAKES MANY YEARS TO MASTER THE ART OF PAINTING.Copy !req
23. I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
24. HUH!Copy !req
25. K'nuckles: REALLY?Copy !req
26. OH, YES.Copy !req
27. IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.Copy !req
28. K'nuckles: >> COME DOWN. COME DOWN.Copy !req
29. THE PAINTING IS FINISHED.Copy !req
30. MADAM, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU MY NEWEST MASTERPIECE...Copy !req
31. "MOTHER WITH CHILD."Copy !req
32. K'nuckles: IS THIS SOME KINDCopy !req
33. OF JOKE?Copy !req
34. NO JOKE. THIS IS YOU.Copy !req
35. PRETTY GOOD, HUH, CAP'N?Copy !req
36. K'nuckles: NO!Copy !req
37. NOT PRETTY GOOD!Copy !req
38. I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!Copy !req
39. THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE, AND — HEY, FATTY, MOVE IT.Copy !req
40. I NEED TO USE THE MIRROR — HUH?Copy !req
41. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
42. OOH, IT FITS PERFECTLY ON THIS WALL.Copy !req
43. K'nuckles: WHAT? WHAT WALL?Copy !req
44. THE WALL DEDICATED TO EXPECTANT MOTHERS.Copy !req
45. K'nuckles: WHAT?Copy !req
46. I'M NOT PREGNANT!Copy !req
47. WAIT, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITHCopy !req
48. TRIPLETS!Copy !req
49. WHO'S 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS?Copy !req
50. THAT FAT, UGLY LADY WITH...Copy !req
51. TRIPLETS!Copy !req
52. GOOD FOR HER.Copy !req
53. K'nuckles: COME ON!Copy !req
54. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, CAP'N?Copy !req
55. K'nuckles: MY DIET MAPLE SYRUP.Copy !req
56. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO LOSE ALL THIS WEIGHT — EXERCISE ANDCopy !req
57. HEALTHY EATING.Copy !req
58. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?Copy !req
59. K'nuckles: A REAL ADVENTURER LIKE ME — I'LL BE BACK TOCopy !req
60. NORMAL IN A WEEK.Copy !req
61. Flapjack: WOW!Copy !req
62. WHEN DO WE START?Copy !req
63. K'nuckles: TOMORROW.Copy !req
64. ALL GOOD WORKOUT ROUTINES START IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
65. HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.Copy !req
66. I'M GONNA RUN UP AND DOWN THOSE STAIRS UNTIL MY BODY GIVES OUT.Copy !req
67. AND THEN I'LL REST WHILE MY MUSCLES REBUILD.Copy !req
68. AND WHEN I WAKE UP, I'LL DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
69. K'NUCKLES!Copy !req
70. K'NUCKLES!Copy !req
71. THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
72. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
73. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
74. K'nuckles: HUH? OH, YEAH.Copy !req
75. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.Copy !req
76. HOW MANY OF THOSE MAPLE SYRUPS HAVE YOU HAD?Copy !req
77. K'nuckles: EIGHT.Copy !req
78. BUT THEY'RE DIET.Copy !req
79. THERE ARE WAY LESS "CAMOMIES" IN A DIET MAPLE.Copy !req
80. WHAT ARE "CAMOMIES"?Copy !req
81. K'nuckles: IT'S DIET STUFF!Copy !req
82. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
83. BUT TRUST ME, JUST LIFTING THIS BOTTLE TO DRINK IT BURNS THECopy !req
84. SAME AMOUNT OF "CAMELBEES" AS RUNNING UP ALL THEM STAIRS.Copy !req
85. HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!Copy !req
86. WHY DO YOU JUST RUN UP THOSE STAIRS?Copy !req
87. K'nuckles: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.Copy !req
88. IN A WEEK?Copy !req
89. K'nuckles: EH.Copy !req
90. AW!Copy !req
91. WHO COULD THAT BE?Copy !req
92. K'nuckles: OH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
93. BUT AFTER YOU MAKE 'EM LEAVE, CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER DIETCopy !req
94. MAPLE?Copy !req
95. THIS WEIGHT ISN'T GONNA LOSE ITSELF.Copy !req
96. HELLO?Copy !req
97. HUBBA-WHA?Copy !req
98. A REAL ADVENTURER!Copy !req
99. HEY.Copy !req
100. C-C-CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
101. YES, I WAS AT THE PORTRAIT PAINTERS PICKING UP SOME OF MYCopy !req
102. ADVENTURE GLAMOUR SHOTS WHEN I SAW THIS PAINTING.Copy !req
103. HUH?Copy !req
104. THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
105. AND I MUST MEET HER.Copy !req
106. WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?Copy !req
107. IS MY LOVE HERE OR NOT?Copy !req
108. I MUST SPEAK WITH HER.Copy !req
109. Flapjack: UM... K'NUCKLESCopy !req
110. ISN'T PREGNANT.Copy !req
111. >> Flapjack: AND HE'S A MAN.Copy !req
112. N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
113. PLEASE, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.Copy !req
114. MY THERAPIST SAYS THAT I FALL IN LOVE TOO FAST.Copy !req
115. AND I-I SUPPOSE SHE WAS RIGHT.Copy !req
116. I'M SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.Copy !req
117. WAIT!Copy !req
118. HMM?Copy !req
119. WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER?Copy !req
120. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
121. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH MY MANY TALES OF ADVENTURE.Copy !req
122. OH, I INSIST.Copy !req
123. WE JUST LOVE ADVENTURE STORIES, DON'T WE, PUD'N?Copy !req
124. YEP!Copy !req
125. WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD STAY.Copy !req
126. BUT ON ONE CONDITION.Copy !req
127. WHAT?Copy !req
128. THAT I BE ALLOWED TO HUNT AND WRESTLE OUR MEALS.Copy !req
129. WHOA!Copy !req
130. SO, THEN WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
131. WELL, I DID THE ONLY THING I COULD DO.Copy !req
132. I SAID, "SORRY, GUY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR HORSE."Copy !req
133. AND THEN I WRESTLED HIM, TOO!Copy !req
134. K'nuckles: HUH? HMM? HMM.Copy !req
135. MM-HMM. HMM.Copy !req
136. WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?Copy !req
137. HERE I AM MONOPOLIZING THE CONVERSATION, AND I FORGOT TOCopy !req
138. SEE IF THAT GUY ON THE COUCH HAD ANY STORIES.Copy !req
139. K'nuckles: I GOT A STORY FOR YOU, YOU —Copy !req
140. HIS NAME'S CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, AND HE'S THECopy !req
141. GREATEST ADVENTURER EVER!Copy !req
142. HE CAN EVEN DO 20 PUSH-UPS!Copy !req
143. HE JUST WON'T 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RIP HIS JACKET!Copy !req
144. RIGHT, CAP'N?Copy !req
145. K'nuckles:Copy !req
146. 20? HOW ABOUT 200?Copy !req
147. YOU KNOW, SOME SAY THE ONLYCopy !req
148. JACKET A TRUE ADVENTURER NEEDS IS HIS OWN MUSCLES.Copy !req
149. OOH!Copy !req
150. K'nuckles:Copy !req
151. WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
152. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?Copy !req
153. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: REAL ADVENTURERCopy !req
154. INVITED ME ON AN ADVENTURE, AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT'S OKAYCopy !req
155. WITH YOU.Copy !req
156. K'nuckles: I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
157. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
158. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
159. K'nuckles: YES!Copy !req
160. FLAPJACK, YOU COMING?Copy !req
161. K'nuckles: FLAP, WAIT! HEY!Copy !req
162. WELL, YOU REALLY BLEW IT THIS TIME.Copy !req
163. K'nuckles: HE'S NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU EITHER!Copy !req
164. I KNOW HE ISN'T!Copy !req
165. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW I'M STUCK IN THIS OCEAN AND CAN'T GET UPCopy !req
166. ON THE DOCKS WITH MY BABY?Copy !req
167. BUT YOU... YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT WITH HIM.Copy !req
168. BUT INSTEAD, YOU JUST LAY AROUND DRINKING MAPLE SYRUP, BEING ALLCopy !req
169. KINDS OF LAZY!Copy !req
170. IT'S NO WONDER HE RAN OFF LIKE HE DID.Copy !req
171. CAN'T EVEN DO A PUSH-UP.Copy !req
172. EVEN I CAN DO A PUSH-UP, AND I'M A WHALE!Copy !req
173. K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
174. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
175. K'nuckles: I'M GONNA USE THIS LAZY BUTT TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT!Copy !req
176. AND WIN FLAPJACK BACK.Copy !req
177. HOLD MY FEET SO I CAN DO SOME SIT-UPS, WILL YA?Copy !req
178. HEY, K'NUCKLES?Copy !req
179. K'nuckles: WHAT?Copy !req
180. I'M PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
181. K'nuckles: JUST HOLD MY LEGS DOWN.Copy !req
182. COME ON! COME ON!Copy !req
183. K'nuckles: AAH, NUTS TO THIS!Copy !req
184. I'M JUST GONNA GO SPY ON THEM!Copy !req
185. Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOINGCopy !req
186. NOW?Copy !req
187. K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN'T LET 'EM KNOW I'M SPYING ON THEM, CANCopy !req
188. I?Copy !req
189. BESIDES, I DON'T WANT EVERYONE IN STORMALONG TELLING ME I'MCopy !req
190. PREGNANT.Copy !req
191. YOU'RE PREGNANT?Copy !req
192. K'nuckles: NO!Copy !req
193. AW.Copy !req
194. AH-WHOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
195. >> K'nuckles:Copy !req
196. FLAPJACK!Copy !req
197. FLAP!Copy !req
198. WHOO!Copy !req
199. OH!Copy !req
200. SO... FLAPJACK, WE'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHERCopy !req
201. LATELY.Copy !req
202. YEAH!Copy !req
203. YEAH, AND IT'S BEEN GREAT.Copy !req
204. AND, WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU.Copy !req
205. WILL YOU... SET SAIL WITH ME?Copy !req
206. Yes.Copy !req
207. K'nuckles: NO!Copy !req
208. Flapjack: "YES" IS WHAT ICopy !req
209. WOULD SAY...Copy !req
210. K'nuckles: HUH?Copy !req
211. IF I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU.Copy !req
212. I CAN'T LEAVE BUBBIE AND K'NUCKLES.Copy !req
213. ADVENTURING WITH YOU HAS BEEN A LOT OF FUN, BUT I BELONG HERE INCopy !req
214. STORMALONG... FOR NOW.Copy !req
215. I... I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
216. BUT, FLAPJACK, DO YOU THINK WE COULD STILL BE —Copy !req
217. FLAPJACK?Copy !req
218. K'NUCKIE!Copy !req
219. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOINGCopy !req
220. IN THIS COSTUME?Copy !req
221. K'nuckles: AH, NOTHING.Copy !req
222. WHERE'S CAPTAIN HAIRDO?Copy !req
223. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.Copy !req
224. HIS ADVENTURES ALWAYS WENT WELL.Copy !req
225. AND, WELL, THEY WEREN'T VERY MUCH FUN.Copy !req
226. WHAT FUN'S THAT?Copy !req
227. K'nuckles: COME ON, LET'S GOCopy !req
228. TO THE CANDY BARREL AND TELL EVERYONE I'M PREGNANT SO WE CANCopy !req
229. CUT IN LINE!Copy !req
230. Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
231. YOU LOOK SKINNY.Copy !req
232. HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT?Copy !req
233. K'nuckles: OH, YOU HAVE SOME RAINBOW ON YA.Copy !req
234. OOH, NOW IT'S ON ME!Copy !req
235. LOOK! IT'S SWANS!Copy !req
236. AND WHERE THERE'S SWANS, THERE'S HAPPY SONGS!Copy !req
237. K'nuckles: I WANT TO GO THERE!Copy !req
238. Use your inside voice.Copy !req
239. K'nuckles: OOPSIES!Copy !req
240. IT'S THE MOODY MANTICORE THAT WANTS TO DESTROYCopy !req
241. OUR HAPPINESS ON HAPPY ISLAND!Copy !req
242. >> K'nuckles: DON'T LET HIM HAVECopy !req
243. MY HAPPINESS, FLAPPY!Copy !req
244. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
245. I'LL PROTECT IT.Copy !req
246. K'nuckles: HOW?Copy !req
247. WITH MY TICKLING!Copy !req
248. THANK YOU, ADVENTURER!Copy !req
249. I DON'T FEEL MOODY ANYMORE!Copy !req
250. CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF YOUR FABULOUS TICKLES?Copy !req
251. Bubbie: AND THEY ALL LIVEDCopy !req
252. HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON HAPPY ISLAND.Copy !req
253. THE END.Copy !req
254. YAY!Copy !req
255. I LOVE THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE ME BLOW THE BIG BUBBLES, BUTCopy !req
256. K'NUCKLES WAS TOO SCARED TO GET IN, AND I TOLD HIM HE WAS ACTINGCopy !req
257. LIKE A BABY 'CAUSE HE WAS!Copy !req
258. BUT THEN HE DIDN'T CARE, AND WE BOTH STARTED TICKLING!Copy !req
259. YOU TOLD THAT SO GOOD, BUBBIE.Copy !req
260. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART,Copy !req
261. CAP'N?Copy !req
262. K'nuckles: I HATE BEDTIME FABLES.Copy !req
263. THEY'RE NOT FABLES.Copy !req
264. THEY'RE SUCCULENT STORIES THAT WHISK YOU AWAY TO MAGICALCopy !req
265. PLACES.Copy !req
266. K'nuckles: WELL, THEY'RE NOT SO MAGICAL TO ME!Copy !req
267. YOU ALWAYS MAKE FLAP THE HERO!Copy !req
268. AND I ALWAYS SOUND LIKE A BIG BABY!Copy !req
269. REALLY?Copy !req
270. I NEVER NOTICED.Copy !req
271. K'nuckles: AND WHAT'S WITH THE HAPPY ENDINGS ALL THE TIME?Copy !req
272. THAT ONE HAD THE WORST HAPPY ENDING EVER.Copy !req
273. I MEAN, WHAT?Copy !req
274. WE DEFEATED A VENOMOUS MANTICORE WITH — WITH TICKLERS?Copy !req
275. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!Copy !req
276. FINE.Copy !req
277. OKAY, HERE'S ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING.Copy !req
278. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LONELY SKIFF ADRIFT AT SEA IN ACopy !req
279. STORM.Copy !req
280. CLOSE YOUR EYES, CAP'N.Copy !req
281. It feels more real that way.Copy !req
282. K'nuckles: OHH.Copy !req
283. Flapjack: OKAY, BUBBIE, WE'RECopy !req
284. HERE.Copy !req
285. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
286. K'nuckles: YEAH!Copy !req
287. THIS DOESN'T SEEM TOO STORMY!Copy !req
288. THERE WERE 5-FOOT WAVES.Copy !req
289. K'nuckles: EH.Copy !req
290. 10-FOOT WAVES?Copy !req
291. WHOA!Copy !req
292. K'nuckles: EH.Copy !req
293. 100-FOOT WAVES!Copy !req
294. K'nuckles: NOW WE'RE TALKING!Copy !req
295. AND THE SAILS WERE...Copy !req
296. TATTERED!Copy !req
297. K'nuckles: TATTERED?Copy !req
298. ON FIRE!Copy !req
299. K'nuckles: YEAH!Copy !req
300. OH, MY GOODNESS!Copy !req
301. K'nuckles: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!Copy !req
302. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
303. UH... UH...Copy !req
304. K'nuckles: BRING HER HOME, BUBBIE!Copy !req
305. A-A-AND THEN...Copy !req
306. FLAPJACK USES HIS TICKLERS!Copy !req
307. K'nuckles: WHAT?Copy !req
308. TICKLING!Copy !req
309. YIPPEE!Copy !req
310. WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
311. WHOOPEE!Copy !req
312. BUNNIES!Copy !req
313. K'nuckles: YOU'RE RUININGCopy !req
314. THIS, KID!Copy !req
315. I GUESS I CAN'T TELL STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS.Copy !req
316. K'nuckles: WHATEVER!Copy !req
317. I'M LEAVING!Copy !req
318. WAIT.Copy !req
319. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
320. K'nuckles: TO THE OPPOSITE OF HERE!Copy !req
321. COME ON!Copy !req
322. I USED TO COME HERE AS A KID,Copy !req
323. LISTEN TO STORIES ABOUT LIFE, REAL LIFE.Copy !req
324. NO BUNNIES OR RAINBOWS, I'LL TELL YA THAT MUCH.Copy !req
325. GATHER ROUND.Copy !req
326. AND SHUT YOUR EYES!Copy !req
327. I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU LOOKING AT ME WHILE I'M TELLING STORIES!Copy !req
328. THIS BE THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.Copy !req
329. IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO TONIGHT.Copy !req
330. I WAS ON A WRECKING SHIP IN THE SEA OF TEETH.Copy !req
331. MY ACCOMMODATIONS WERE ECONOMY CLASS.Copy !req
332. YOU'VE BEEN AT SEA FOR NEARLY EIGHT MONTHS.Copy !req
333. YOU'RE OUT OF FOOD... AND WATER.Copy !req
334. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
335. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
336. YOUR MASTER WAS SICK WITH THE SCURVY, SO WEAK HE COULD BARELYCopy !req
337. LIFT YOUR WHIP.Copy !req
338. COME ON, YOU GUYS, ROW!Copy !req
339. AND THEN THINGS GOT BAD.Copy !req
340. WE BUMPED INTO A SEA MONSTER.Copy !req
341. >> HE GRABBED OUR SHIP ANDCopy !req
342. LIFTED IT OUT OF THE WATER.Copy !req
343. >> IT WAS A HORRIFIC SIGHT!Copy !req
344. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.Copy !req
345. USE THE TICKLERS!Copy !req
346. K'nuckles: HOW WAS THAT THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENEDCopy !req
347. YOU YA?Copy !req
348. 'CAUSE MY OAR BROKE?Copy !req
349. K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP!Copy !req
350. THAT PLACE HAS CHANGED.Copy !req
351. WHERE ELSE CAN WE GO TO GET AN UNHAPPY ENDING?Copy !req
352. HOW ABOUT DR. BARBER'S?Copy !req
353. K'nuckles: YEAH, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LEAVING THAT PLACECopy !req
354. CRYING.Copy !req
355. HMM. HMM.Copy !req
356. AH, CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
357. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
358. DO YOU HAVE ANY STORIES?Copy !req
359. SURGERY?Copy !req
360. NO, JUST STORIES.Copy !req
361. K'nuckles: YEAH, ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING.Copy !req
362. HMM.Copy !req
363. AH!Copy !req
364. SO, THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS — K'NUCKLES — K'NUPPLES —Copy !req
365. K'NAPPLES AND JACKFLAP.Copy !req
366. AND THEY THINK THEY WANT A STORY.Copy !req
367. BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS SURGERY.Copy !req
368. THEY DRINK SOME OF DR. BARBER'S TEA AND FALL ASLEEP.Copy !req
369. AND WHEN THEY WAKE UP...Copy !req
370. SURGERY!Copy !req
371. WOOF! WOOF!Copy !req
372. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?Copy !req
373. K'nuckles: I WANTED AN UNHAPPY ENDING, NOT A CREEPSHOW.Copy !req
374. I HEARD YOU BOYS WERE LOOKING FOR UNHAPPY ENDINGS.Copy !req
375. K'nuckles: YEAH, DO YOU GOT SOME?Copy !req
376. NO, MY LIFE'S AWESOME.Copy !req
377. BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE CANDY BARREL?Copy !req
378. HMM.Copy !req
379. SO, STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS, HUH?Copy !req
380. SORRY, FELLAS.Copy !req
381. ALL MY STORIES ARE...Copy !req
382. FUNNY.Copy !req
383. CANDY WIFE, DO YOU GOT ANY?Copy !req
384. YEAH, TELL 'EM THAT ONE!Copy !req
385. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE PART WITH THE FISH.Copy !req
386. SHE ALWAYS LEAVES OUT THE FISH.Copy !req
387. THE ENDING TO THE STORY IS THE BEST PART.Copy !req
388. K'nuckles: BECAUSE IT'S UNHAPPY?Copy !req
389. NO, BECAUSE IT ENDS WHERE IT STARTED.Copy !req
390. YOU SEE, IT'S A CYCLICAL ENDING.Copy !req
391. K'nuckles: >> THAT'S NOT REALLY AN ENDING.Copy !req
392. IT'S MORE OF A TAGLINE.Copy !req
393. K'nuckles: >> THAT'S THE BEST IRONIC ENDINGCopy !req
394. EVER!Copy !req
395. NICE POETIC ENDING.Copy !req
396. I KNOW A PYRRHIC ENDING WHEN I HEAR ONE!Copy !req
397. I LOVE FIRST-PERSON ENDINGS.Copy !req
398. THAT ENDING MAKES ME BLUSH!Copy !req
399. K'nuckles: AAH!Copy !req
400. AAH! WHY?Copy !req
401. CAP'N! CAP'N!Copy !req
402. K'nuckles: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHOCopy !req
403. APPRECIATES SADNESS.Copy !req
404. I JUST WANT AN UNHAPPY STORY, FLAPPY.Copy !req
405. YOU SHOULD TELL IT, CAP'N.Copy !req
406. K'nuckles: ME?Copy !req
407. YEAH, YOU'RE THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW.Copy !req
408. K'nuckles: YEAH, I'M THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW, TOO.Copy !req
409. SO THEN DO IT.Copy !req
410. K'nuckles: YOU REALLY THINK I'M UP TO IT?Copy !req
411. MM-HMM.Copy !req
412. K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, I'M DOING IT!Copy !req
413. BUT FIRST...Copy !req
414. CLOSE YOUR EYES!Copy !req
415. ONCE, THERE WAS — >> Flapjack: YOU'RE COMING, TOO,Copy !req
416. RIGHT?Copy !req
417. K'nuckles: OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE.Copy !req
418. ONCE, THERE WAS...Copy !req
419. WHERE'S THE UNHAPPINESS?Copy !req
420. You have to make it up.Copy !req
421. K'nuckles: OH, UH...Copy !req
422. IT WAS DARK.Copy !req
423. WE'RE IN A FIELD!Copy !req
424. THERE'S STORM CLOUDS AND TREES!Copy !req
425. DEAD TREES!Copy !req
426. HOW AM I DOING?Copy !req
427. IT'S PRETTY UNHAPPY!Copy !req
428. K'nuckles: THEN WHY ARE YOUCopy !req
429. LAUGHING?Copy !req
430. FORGET THE FIELDS!Copy !req
431. WE'RE IN A... CEMETERY...Copy !req
432. AND SURROUNDED BY THE HOWLING OF DOGS... AND LIVING SKELETONCopy !req
433. WARRIORS FROM DEATH ISLAND!Copy !req
434. AND THEY'RE CLAWING FROM THEIR GRAVES!Copy !req
435. >> K'nuckles: WHOO!Copy !req
436. NOW WE'RE TALKING.Copy !req
437. AND THERE'S A CYCLOPS...Copy !req
438. AND A GIANT SQUID!Copy !req
439. WHOA, WATCH IT THERE, BUDDY.Copy !req
440. THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.Copy !req
441. HEY!Copy !req
442. >> Flapjack: CAP'N!Copy !req
443. K'nuckles: FLAP?Copy !req
444. >> K'nuckles: RUN!Copy !req
445. >> Flapjack: WHAT DO WE DO,Copy !req
446. CAP'N?Copy !req
447. K'nuckles: LET'S END THIS STORY!Copy !req
448. AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!Copy !req
449. AFTER!Copy !req
450. AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!Copy !req
451. I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I COULDCopy !req
452. SURE USE ONE OF THEM HAPPY ENDINGS!Copy !req
453. I got an idea.Copy !req
454. TICKLERS!Copy !req
455. K'nuckles: WE'RE DEAD.Copy !req
456. I NEED MORE TICKLERS, CAP'N!Copy !req
457. >> K'nuckles: MY TICKLERS ARECopy !req
458. BUSY!Copy !req
459. YOU CAN BORROW MINE!Copy !req
460. MANTICORE!Copy !req
461. K'nuckles: AAH!Copy !req
462. Flapjack: THANK YOU,Copy !req
463. MANTICORE.Copy !req
464. K'nuckles: HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE?Copy !req
465. SHE TOLD ME.Copy !req
466. BUBBIE!Copy !req
467. K'nuckles: I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
468. I SCARED MYSELF.Copy !req
469. Bubbie: AND HE LIVEDCopy !req
470. UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER.Copy !req
471. THE END.Copy !req
472. AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!Copy !req