1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.Copy !req
2. HEY, FLAPJACK.Copy !req
3. COME WITH ME!Copy !req
4. WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!Copy !req
5. DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.Copy !req
6. WOW!Copy !req
7. K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY PICTURE?Copy !req
8. I'M A WAY BETTER ADVENTURER THAN ANY OF THESE BEEFCAKES.Copy !req
9. YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT ADVENTURERS ARE SUPPOSED TOCopy !req
10. LOOK LIKE, DO YA?Copy !req
11. WELL, THEY DO HAVE PRETTY BIG ARMS.Copy !req
12. K'nuckles: WELL, OF COURSE THEY GOT BIG ARMS!Copy !req
13. ALL THEY DO ALL DAY IS RUN AROUND PUMPING IRON AND COMBINGCopy !req
14. THEIR HAIR!Copy !req
15. NO, FLAPJACK, THAT'S NOT AN ADVENTURER.Copy !req
16. BESIDES, I CAN DO 20 PUSH-UPS A MINUTE AND GET THAT BUFF.Copy !req
17. I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIP MY JACKET.Copy !req
18. REALLY?Copy !req
19. K'nuckles: OF COURSE!Copy !req
20. NOW, COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ADVENTURER GETS HISCopy !req
21. PORTRAIT PAINTED.Copy !req
22. FLAPJACK!Copy !req
23. IT TAKES MANY YEARS TO MASTER THE ART OF PAINTING.Copy !req
24. BUT I THINK I COULD HONESTLY SAY THAT THIS IS THE BEST PAINTINGCopy !req
25. I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE.Copy !req
26. HUH!Copy !req
27. K'nuckles: REALLY?Copy !req
28. OH, YES.Copy !req
29. IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU.Copy !req
30. K'nuckles: >> COME DOWN. COME DOWN.Copy !req
31. THE PAINTING IS FINISHED.Copy !req
32. MADAM, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU MY NEWEST MASTERPIECE...Copy !req
33. "MOTHER WITH CHILD."Copy !req
34. [ DING! ] >> K'nuckles: IS THIS SOME KINDCopy !req
35. OF JOKE?Copy !req
36. NO JOKE. THIS IS YOU.Copy !req
37. PRETTY GOOD, HUH, CAP'N?Copy !req
38. K'nuckles: NO!Copy !req
39. NOT PRETTY GOOD!Copy !req
40. I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!Copy !req
41. THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE, AND — HEY, FATTY, MOVE IT.Copy !req
42. I NEED TO USE THE MIRROR — HUH?Copy !req
43. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
44. OOH, IT FITS PERFECTLY ON THIS WALL.Copy !req
45. K'nuckles: WHAT? WHAT WALL?Copy !req
46. THE WALL DEDICATED TO EXPECTANT MOTHERS.Copy !req
47. K'nuckles: WHAT?Copy !req
48. I'M NOT PREGNANT!Copy !req
49. WAIT, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITHCopy !req
50. TRIPLETS!Copy !req
51. WHO'S 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS?Copy !req
52. THAT FAT, UGLY LADY WITH...Copy !req
53. TRIPLETS!Copy !req
54. GOOD FOR HER.Copy !req
55. K'nuckles: COME ON!Copy !req
56. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, CAP'N?Copy !req
57. K'nuckles: MY DIET MAPLE SYRUP.Copy !req
58. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO LOSE ALL THIS WEIGHT — EXERCISE ANDCopy !req
59. HEALTHY EATING.Copy !req
60. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE?Copy !req
61. K'nuckles: A REAL ADVENTURER LIKE ME — I'LL BE BACK TOCopy !req
62. NORMAL IN A WEEK.Copy !req
63. [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] >> Flapjack: WOW!Copy !req
64. WHEN DO WE START?Copy !req
65. K'nuckles: TOMORROW.Copy !req
66. ALL GOOD WORKOUT ROUTINES START IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
67. HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.Copy !req
68. I'M GONNA RUN UP AND DOWN THOSE STAIRS UNTIL MY BODY GIVES OUT.Copy !req
69. AND THEN I'LL REST WHILE MY MUSCLES REBUILD.Copy !req
70. AND WHEN I WAKE UP, I'LL DO IT AGAIN.Copy !req
71. K'NUCKLES!Copy !req
72. K'NUCKLES!Copy !req
73. THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
74. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
75. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
76. K'nuckles: HUH? OH, YEAH.Copy !req
77. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.Copy !req
78. HOW MANY OF THOSE MAPLE SYRUPS HAVE YOU HAD?Copy !req
79. K'nuckles: EIGHT.Copy !req
80. BUT THEY'RE DIET.Copy !req
81. THERE ARE WAY LESS "CAMOMIES" IN A DIET MAPLE.Copy !req
82. WHAT ARE "CAMOMIES"?Copy !req
83. K'nuckles: IT'S DIET STUFF!Copy !req
84. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
85. BUT TRUST ME, JUST LIFTING THIS BOTTLE TO DRINK IT BURNS THECopy !req
86. SAME AMOUNT OF "CAMELBEES" AS RUNNING UP ALL THEM STAIRS.Copy !req
87. HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!Copy !req
88. WHY DO YOU JUST RUN UP THOSE STAIRS?Copy !req
89. K'nuckles: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE.Copy !req
90. BUT WHAT ABOUT BEING BACK TO NORMALCopy !req
91. IN A WEEK?Copy !req
92. K'nuckles: EH.Copy !req
93. AW!Copy !req
94. WHO COULD THAT BE?Copy !req
95. K'nuckles: OH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
96. BUT AFTER YOU MAKE 'EM LEAVE, CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER DIETCopy !req
97. MAPLE?Copy !req
98. THIS WEIGHT ISN'T GONNA LOSE ITSELF.Copy !req
99. HELLO?Copy !req
100. HUBBA-WHA?Copy !req
101. A REAL ADVENTURER!Copy !req
102. HEY.Copy !req
103. C-C-CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
104. YES, I WAS AT THE PORTRAIT PAINTERS PICKING UP SOME OF MYCopy !req
105. ADVENTURE GLAMOUR SHOTS WHEN I SAW THIS PAINTING.Copy !req
106. HUH?Copy !req
107. THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.Copy !req
108. AND I MUST MEET HER.Copy !req
109. WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?Copy !req
110. IS MY LOVE HERE OR NOT?Copy !req
111. I MUST SPEAK WITH HER.Copy !req
112. Flapjack: UM... K'NUCKLESCopy !req
113. ISN'T PREGNANT.Copy !req
114. >> Flapjack: AND HE'S A MAN.Copy !req
115. N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
116. PLEASE, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES.Copy !req
117. MY THERAPIST SAYS THAT I FALL IN LOVE TOO FAST.Copy !req
118. AND I-I SUPPOSE SHE WAS RIGHT.Copy !req
119. I'M SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME.Copy !req
120. WAIT!Copy !req
121. HMM?Copy !req
122. WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER?Copy !req
123. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
124. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH MY MANY TALES OF ADVENTURE.Copy !req
125. OH, I INSIST.Copy !req
126. WE JUST LOVE ADVENTURE STORIES, DON'T WE, PUD'N?Copy !req
127. YEP!Copy !req
128. WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD STAY.Copy !req
129. BUT ON ONE CONDITION.Copy !req
130. WHAT?Copy !req
131. THAT I BE ALLOWED TO HUNT AND WRESTLE OUR MEALS.Copy !req
132. WHOA!Copy !req
133. SO, THEN WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
134. WELL, I DID THE ONLY THING I COULD DO.Copy !req
135. I SAID, "SORRY, GUY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR HORSE."Copy !req
136. AND THEN I WRESTLED HIM, TOO!Copy !req
137. K'nuckles: HUH? HMM? HMM.Copy !req
138. MM-HMM. HMM.Copy !req
139. WHERE ARE MY MANNERS?Copy !req
140. HERE I AM MONOPOLIZING THE CONVERSATION, AND I FORGOT TOCopy !req
141. SEE IF THAT GUY ON THE COUCH HAD ANY STORIES.Copy !req
142. K'nuckles: I GOT A STORY FOR YOU, YOU —Copy !req
143. HIS NAME'S CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, AND HE'S THECopy !req
144. GREATEST ADVENTURER EVER!Copy !req
145. HE CAN EVEN DO 20 PUSH-UPS!Copy !req
146. HE JUST WON'T 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RIP HIS JACKET!Copy !req
147. RIGHT, CAP'N?Copy !req
148. K'nuckles:Copy !req
149. 20? HOW ABOUT 200?Copy !req
150. [ WHOOSH! ] YOU KNOW, SOME SAY THE ONLYCopy !req
151. JACKET A TRUE ADVENTURER NEEDS IS HIS OWN MUSCLES.Copy !req
152. OOH!Copy !req
153. K'nuckles: [ CREAK! ]Copy !req
154. [ CRACK! ] >> WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
155. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?Copy !req
156. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: REAL ADVENTURERCopy !req
157. INVITED ME ON AN ADVENTURE, AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT'S OKAYCopy !req
158. WITH YOU.Copy !req
159. K'nuckles: I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
160. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
161. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
162. K'nuckles: YES!Copy !req
163. FLAPJACK, YOU COMING?Copy !req
164. K'nuckles: FLAP, WAIT! HEY!Copy !req
165. WELL, YOU REALLY BLEW IT THIS TIME.Copy !req
166. K'nuckles: HE'S NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU EITHER!Copy !req
167. I KNOW HE ISN'T!Copy !req
168. YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW I'M STUCK IN THIS OCEAN AND CAN'T GET UPCopy !req
169. ON THE DOCKS WITH MY BABY?Copy !req
170. BUT YOU... YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT WITH HIM.Copy !req
171. BUT INSTEAD, YOU JUST LAY AROUND DRINKING MAPLE SYRUP, BEING ALLCopy !req
172. KINDS OF LAZY!Copy !req
173. IT'S NO WONDER HE RAN OFF LIKE HE DID.Copy !req
174. CAN'T EVEN DO A PUSH-UP.Copy !req
175. EVEN I CAN DO A PUSH-UP, AND I'M A WHALE!Copy !req
176. K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
177. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
178. K'nuckles: I'M GONNA USE THIS LAZY BUTT TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT!Copy !req
179. AND WIN FLAPJACK BACK.Copy !req
180. HOLD MY FEET SO I CAN DO SOME SIT-UPS, WILL YA?Copy !req
181. HEY, K'NUCKLES?Copy !req
182. K'nuckles: WHAT?Copy !req
183. I'M PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
184. K'nuckles: JUST HOLD MY LEGS DOWN.Copy !req
185. COME ON! COME ON!Copy !req
186. K'nuckles: AAH, NUTS TO THIS!Copy !req
187. I'M JUST GONNA GO SPY ON THEM!Copy !req
188. Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOINGCopy !req
189. NOW?Copy !req
190. K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN'T LET 'EM KNOW I'M SPYING ON THEM, CANCopy !req
191. I?Copy !req
192. BESIDES, I DON'T WANT EVERYONE IN STORMALONG TELLING ME I'MCopy !req
193. PREGNANT.Copy !req
194. YOU'RE PREGNANT?Copy !req
195. K'nuckles: NO!Copy !req
196. AW.Copy !req
197. AH-WHOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
198. FLAPJACK!Copy !req
199. FLAP!Copy !req
200. WHOO!Copy !req
201. OH!Copy !req
202. SO... FLAPJACK, WE'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHERCopy !req
203. LATELY.Copy !req
204. YEAH!Copy !req
205. YEAH, AND IT'S BEEN GREAT.Copy !req
206. AND, WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU.Copy !req
207. WILL YOU... SET SAIL WITH ME?Copy !req
208. Yes.Copy !req
209. K'nuckles: NO!Copy !req
210. Flapjack: "YES" IS WHAT ICopy !req
211. WOULD SAY...Copy !req
212. K'nuckles: HUH?Copy !req
213. IF I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU.Copy !req
214. I CAN'T LEAVE BUBBIE AND K'NUCKLES.Copy !req
215. ADVENTURING WITH YOU HAS BEEN A LOT OF FUN, BUT I BELONG HERE INCopy !req
216. STORMALONG... FOR NOW.Copy !req
217. I... I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
218. BUT, FLAPJACK, DO YOU THINK WE COULD STILL BE —Copy !req
219. FLAPJACK?Copy !req
220. K'NUCKIE!Copy !req
221. K'nuckles: >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOINGCopy !req
222. IN THIS COSTUME?Copy !req
223. K'nuckles: AH, NOTHING.Copy !req
224. WHERE'S CAPTAIN HAIRDO?Copy !req
225. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.Copy !req
226. HIS ADVENTURES ALWAYS WENT WELL.Copy !req
227. AND, WELL, THEY WEREN'T VERY MUCH FUN.Copy !req
228. WHAT FUN'S THAT?Copy !req
229. K'nuckles: COME ON, LET'S GOCopy !req
230. TO THE CANDY BARREL AND TELL EVERYONE I'M PREGNANT SO WE CANCopy !req
231. CUT IN LINE!Copy !req
232. Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
233. YOU LOOK SKINNY.Copy !req
234. HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT?Copy !req
235. K'nuckles: OH, YOU HAVE SOME RAINBOW ON YA.Copy !req
236. [ TWINKLE! ] OOH, NOW IT'S ON ME!Copy !req
237. LOOK! IT'S SWANS!Copy !req
238. AND WHERE THERE'S SWANS, THERE'S HAPPY SONGS!Copy !req
239. K'nuckles: I WANT TO GO THERE!Copy !req
240. Use your inside voice.Copy !req
241. K'nuckles: OOPSIES!Copy !req
242. IT'S THE MOODY MANTICORE THAT WANTS TO DESTROYCopy !req
243. OUR HAPPINESS ON HAPPY ISLAND!Copy !req
244. >> K'nuckles: DON'T LET HIM HAVECopy !req
245. MY HAPPINESS, FLAPPY!Copy !req
246. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
247. I'LL PROTECT IT.Copy !req
248. K'nuckles: HOW?Copy !req
249. WITH MY TICKLING!Copy !req
250. THANK YOU, ADVENTURER!Copy !req
251. I DON'T FEEL MOODY ANYMORE!Copy !req
252. CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF YOUR FABULOUS TICKLES?Copy !req
253. [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] >> Bubbie: AND THEY ALL LIVEDCopy !req
254. HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON HAPPY ISLAND.Copy !req
255. THE END.Copy !req
256. YAY!Copy !req
257. I LOVE THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE ME BLOW THE BIG BUBBLES, BUTCopy !req
258. K'NUCKLES WAS TOO SCARED TO GET IN, AND I TOLD HIM HE WAS ACTINGCopy !req
259. LIKE A BABY 'CAUSE HE WAS!Copy !req
260. BUT THEN HE DIDN'T CARE, AND WE BOTH STARTED TICKLING!Copy !req
261. YOU TOLD THAT SO GOOD, BUBBIE.Copy !req
262. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART,Copy !req
263. CAP'N?Copy !req
264. K'nuckles: I HATE BEDTIME FABLES.Copy !req
265. THEY'RE NOT FABLES.Copy !req
266. THEY'RE SUCCULENT STORIES THAT WHISK YOU AWAY TO MAGICALCopy !req
267. PLACES.Copy !req
268. K'nuckles: WELL, THEY'RE NOT SO MAGICAL TO ME!Copy !req
269. YOU ALWAYS MAKE FLAP THE HERO!Copy !req
270. AND I ALWAYS SOUND LIKE A BIG BABY!Copy !req
271. REALLY?Copy !req
272. I NEVER NOTICED.Copy !req
273. K'nuckles: AND WHAT'S WITH THE HAPPY ENDINGS ALL THE TIME?Copy !req
274. THAT ONE HAD THE WORST HAPPY ENDING EVER.Copy !req
275. I MEAN, WHAT?Copy !req
276. WE DEFEATED A VENOMOUS MANTICORE WITH — WITH TICKLERS?Copy !req
277. THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!Copy !req
278. FINE.Copy !req
279. OKAY, HERE'S ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING.Copy !req
280. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LONELY SKIFF ADRIFT AT SEA IN ACopy !req
281. STORM.Copy !req
282. CLOSE YOUR EYES, CAP'N.Copy !req
283. It feels more real that way.Copy !req
284. K'nuckles: OHH.Copy !req
285. Flapjack: OKAY, BUBBIE, WE'RECopy !req
286. HERE.Copy !req
287. NOW WHAT?Copy !req
288. K'nuckles: YEAH!Copy !req
289. THIS DOESN'T SEEM TOO STORMY!Copy !req
290. THERE WERE 5-FOOT WAVES.Copy !req
291. K'nuckles: EH.Copy !req
292. 10-FOOT WAVES?Copy !req
293. WHOA!Copy !req
294. K'nuckles: EH.Copy !req
295. 100-FOOT WAVES!Copy !req
296. K'nuckles: NOW WE'RE TALKING!Copy !req
297. AND THE SAILS WERE...Copy !req
298. TATTERED!Copy !req
299. K'nuckles: TATTERED?Copy !req
300. ON FIRE!Copy !req
301. K'nuckles: YEAH!Copy !req
302. OH, MY GOODNESS!Copy !req
303. K'nuckles: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!Copy !req
304. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
305. UH... UH...Copy !req
306. K'nuckles: BRING HER HOME, BUBBIE!Copy !req
307. A-A-AND THEN...Copy !req
308. FLAPJACK USES HIS TICKLERS!Copy !req
309. K'nuckles: WHAT?Copy !req
310. TICKLING!Copy !req
311. YIPPEE!Copy !req
312. WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
313. WHOOPEE!Copy !req
314. BUNNIES!Copy !req
315. K'nuckles: YOU'RE RUININGCopy !req
316. THIS, KID!Copy !req
317. I GUESS I CAN'T TELL STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS.Copy !req
318. K'nuckles: WHATEVER!Copy !req
319. I'M LEAVING!Copy !req
320. WAIT.Copy !req
321. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
322. K'nuckles: TO THE OPPOSITE OF HERE!Copy !req
323. COME ON!Copy !req
324. I USED TO COME HERE AS A KID,Copy !req
325. LISTEN TO STORIES ABOUT LIFE, REAL LIFE.Copy !req
326. NO BUNNIES OR RAINBOWS, I'LL TELL YA THAT MUCH.Copy !req
327. GATHER ROUND.Copy !req
328. AND SHUT YOUR EYES!Copy !req
329. I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU LOOKING AT ME WHILE I'M TELLING STORIES!Copy !req
330. THIS BE THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.Copy !req
331. IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO TONIGHT.Copy !req
332. I WAS ON A WRECKING SHIP IN THE SEA OF TEETH.Copy !req
333. MY ACCOMMODATIONS WERE ECONOMY CLASS.Copy !req
334. YOU'VE BEEN AT SEA FOR NEARLY EIGHT MONTHS.Copy !req
335. YOU'RE OUT OF FOOD... AND WATER.Copy !req
336. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
337. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
338. YOUR MASTER WAS SICK WITH THE SCURVY, SO WEAK HE COULD BARELYCopy !req
339. LIFT YOUR WHIP.Copy !req
340. COME ON, YOU GUYS, ROW!Copy !req
341. AND THEN THINGS GOT BAD.Copy !req
342. [ CRASH! ] WE BUMPED INTO A SEA MONSTER.Copy !req
343. >> HE GRABBED OUR SHIP ANDCopy !req
344. LIFTED IT OUT OF THE WATER.Copy !req
345. >> IT WAS A HORRIFIC SIGHT!Copy !req
346. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.Copy !req
347. USE THE TICKLERS!Copy !req
348. K'nuckles: HOW WAS THAT THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENEDCopy !req
349. YOU YA?Copy !req
350. 'CAUSE MY OAR BROKE?Copy !req
351. K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP!Copy !req
352. THAT PLACE HAS CHANGED.Copy !req
353. WHERE ELSE CAN WE GO TO GET AN UNHAPPY ENDING?Copy !req
354. HOW ABOUT DR. BARBER'S?Copy !req
355. K'nuckles: YEAH, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LEAVING THAT PLACECopy !req
356. CRYING.Copy !req
357. [ RATTLE! ] >> HMM. HMM.Copy !req
358. AH, CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
359. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
360. DO YOU HAVE ANY STORIES?Copy !req
361. SURGERY?Copy !req
362. NO, JUST STORIES.Copy !req
363. K'nuckles: YEAH, ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING.Copy !req
364. HMM.Copy !req
365. AH!Copy !req
366. SO, THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS — K'NUCKLES — K'NUPPLES —Copy !req
367. K'NAPPLES AND JACKFLAP.Copy !req
368. AND THEY THINK THEY WANT A STORY.Copy !req
369. BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS SURGERY.Copy !req
370. THEY DRINK SOME OF DR. BARBER'S TEA AND FALL ASLEEP.Copy !req
371. AND WHEN THEY WAKE UP...Copy !req
372. SURGERY!Copy !req
373. WOOF! WOOF!Copy !req
374. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA?Copy !req
375. K'nuckles: I WANTED AN UNHAPPY ENDING, NOT A CREEPSHOW.Copy !req
376. I HEARD YOU BOYS WERE LOOKING FOR UNHAPPY ENDINGS.Copy !req
377. K'nuckles: YEAH, DO YOU GOT SOME?Copy !req
378. NO, MY LIFE'S AWESOME.Copy !req
379. BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE CANDY BARREL?Copy !req
380. HMM.Copy !req
381. SO, STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS, HUH?Copy !req
382. SORRY, FELLAS.Copy !req
383. ALL MY STORIES ARE...Copy !req
384. FUNNY.Copy !req
385. CANDY WIFE, DO YOU GOT ANY?Copy !req
386. YEAH, TELL 'EM THAT ONE!Copy !req
387. DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE PART WITH THE FISH.Copy !req
388. SHE ALWAYS LEAVES OUT THE FISH.Copy !req
389. THE ENDING TO THE STORY IS THE BEST PART.Copy !req
390. K'nuckles: BECAUSE IT'S UNHAPPY?Copy !req
391. NO, BECAUSE IT ENDS WHERE IT STARTED.Copy !req
392. YOU SEE, IT'S A CYCLICAL ENDING.Copy !req
393. K'nuckles: >> THAT'S NOT REALLY AN ENDING.Copy !req
394. IT'S MORE OF A TAGLINE.Copy !req
395. K'nuckles: >> THAT'S THE BEST IRONIC ENDINGCopy !req
396. EVER!Copy !req
397. NICE POETIC ENDING.Copy !req
398. I KNOW A PYRRHIC ENDING WHEN I HEAR ONE!Copy !req
399. I LOVE FIRST-PERSON ENDINGS.Copy !req
400. THAT ENDING MAKES ME BLUSH!Copy !req
401. K'nuckles: AAH!Copy !req
402. AAH! WHY?Copy !req
403. CAP'N! CAP'N!Copy !req
404. K'nuckles: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHOCopy !req
405. APPRECIATES SADNESS.Copy !req
406. I JUST WANT AN UNHAPPY STORY, FLAPPY.Copy !req
407. YOU SHOULD TELL IT, CAP'N.Copy !req
408. K'nuckles: ME?Copy !req
409. YEAH, YOU'RE THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW.Copy !req
410. K'nuckles: YEAH, I'M THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW, TOO.Copy !req
411. SO THEN DO IT.Copy !req
412. K'nuckles: YOU REALLY THINK I'M UP TO IT?Copy !req
413. MM-HMM.Copy !req
414. K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, I'M DOING IT!Copy !req
415. BUT FIRST...Copy !req
416. [ WHISTLE! ] CLOSE YOUR EYES!Copy !req
417. ONCE, THERE WAS — >> Flapjack: YOU'RE COMING, TOO,Copy !req
418. RIGHT?Copy !req
419. K'nuckles: OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE.Copy !req
420. ONCE, THERE WAS...Copy !req
421. WHERE'S THE UNHAPPINESS?Copy !req
422. You have to make it up.Copy !req
423. K'nuckles: OH, UH...Copy !req
424. IT WAS DARK.Copy !req
425. WE'RE IN A FIELD!Copy !req
426. THERE'S STORM CLOUDS AND TREES!Copy !req
427. DEAD TREES!Copy !req
428. HOW AM I DOING?Copy !req
429. IT'S PRETTY UNHAPPY!Copy !req
430. K'nuckles: THEN WHY ARE YOUCopy !req
431. LAUGHING?Copy !req
432. FORGET THE FIELDS!Copy !req
433. WE'RE IN A... CEMETERY...Copy !req
434. AND SURROUNDED BY THE HOWLING OF DOGS... AND LIVING SKELETONCopy !req
435. WARRIORS FROM DEATH ISLAND!Copy !req
436. AND THEY'RE CLAWING FROM THEIR GRAVES!Copy !req
437. >> K'nuckles: WHOO!Copy !req
438. NOW WE'RE TALKING.Copy !req
439. AND THERE'S A CYCLOPS...Copy !req
440. AND A GIANT SQUID!Copy !req
441. WHOA, WATCH IT THERE, BUDDY.Copy !req
442. THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.Copy !req
443. HEY!Copy !req
444. >> Flapjack: CAP'N!Copy !req
445. K'nuckles: FLAP?Copy !req
446. >> K'nuckles: RUN!Copy !req
447. >> Flapjack: WHAT DO WE DO,Copy !req
448. CAP'N?Copy !req
449. K'nuckles: LET'S END THIS STORY!Copy !req
450. AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!Copy !req
451. AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVERCopy !req
452. AFTER!Copy !req
453. AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER!Copy !req
454. I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I COULDCopy !req
455. SURE USE ONE OF THEM HAPPY ENDINGS!Copy !req
456. I got an idea.Copy !req
457. TICKLERS!Copy !req
458. K'nuckles: WE'RE DEAD.Copy !req
459. I NEED MORE TICKLERS, CAP'N!Copy !req
460. >> K'nuckles: MY TICKLERS ARECopy !req
461. BUSY!Copy !req
462. YOU CAN BORROW MINE!Copy !req
463. MANTICORE!Copy !req
464. [ POP! ]Copy !req
465. [ POP! ]Copy !req
466. [ POP! ]Copy !req
467. [ POP! ]Copy !req
468. [ POP! ]Copy !req
469. [ POP! ]Copy !req
470. K'nuckles: AAH!Copy !req
471. [ POP! ]Copy !req
472. [ TWINKLE! ] >> Flapjack: THANK YOU,Copy !req
473. MANTICORE.Copy !req
474. K'nuckles: HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE?Copy !req
475. SHE TOLD ME.Copy !req
476. BUBBIE!Copy !req
477. K'nuckles: I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
478. I SCARED MYSELF.Copy !req
479. [ SLURP! ] >> Bubbie: AND HE LIVEDCopy !req
480. UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER.Copy !req
481. THE END.Copy !req
482. AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!Copy !req