The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 1x8

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When Captain K'nuckles believes he has found a map to Candied Island, he wants Flapjack to read it to reach their destination. However, Flapjack (in dire need of a haircut) cannot. They go to Doctor Barber for a haircut, only to find that the barber has stolen the map.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

4. PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. WHO NEEDS CANDIED

6. ISLAND?

7. IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS

8. K'nuckles: BUT THERE AIN'T

9. NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP

10. NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS

11. IT'S DANGEROUS AND

12. RISKY

13. K'nuckles: BUT ADVENTUROUS

14. AND FREE

15. ADVENTURE ––

16. THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME

17. K'nuckles: THERE'S LOLLIPOP

18. TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

19. DOESN'T SOUND VERY

20. GOOD TO ME.

21. THE MISADVENTURES OF...

22. FLAPJACK

23. BA BA BA BA

24. BA BA BA BA BA

25. BA BA BA BA

26. BA BA BA BA

27. BAAAAA

28. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

29. HEY, FLAPJACK.

30. WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?

31. OH, THERE YOU ARE, SLEEPING ON

32. THE WHALE'S TONGUE.

33. I FOUND SOMETHING, BOY.

34. I THINK IT'S A MAP TO

35. CANDIED ISLAND.

36. IT'S GOT AN "X" AND THE WORD

37. "TREASURE."

38. BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL.

39. I NEVER LEARNT TO READ.

40. I CAN READ.

41. K'nuckles: I KNEW YOU'D COME

42. IN HANDY ONE OF THESE DAYS.

43. READ IT, BOY.

44. READ IT, AND TOMORROW WE'LL BE

45. EATING CANDY.

46. ALL RIGHT.

47. LET'S SEE.

48. OH, NO!

49. K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT,

50. FLAPJACK?

51. IS IT CANDIED ISLAND?

52. NO.

53. IT'S –– I'M BLIND!

54. K'nuckles: WHAT?

55. LET ME SEE.

56. NO! NO!

57. I DON'T WANT YOU TO CATCH MY

58. BLINDNESS.

59. K'nuckles: WELL, GEE, KID,

60. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

61. WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHO'S

62. GONNA READ THAT MAP.

63. WILL YOU TAKE THAT

64. BOY TO THE DOCTOR?

65. HE'S BLIND!

66. K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPJACK.

67. THE DOCTOR WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

68. UNLESS HE DOESN'T.

69. IT MUST BE

70. DIFFICULT FOR THE DOCKS PEOPLE

71. TO SEE A LITTLE BOY SUFFERING

72. FROM SUDDEN BLINDNESS.

73. DESCRIBE THEIR FACES TO ME,

74. FRIEND.

75. BE MY EYES.

76. K'nuckles: UH...

77. ( SNORING )

78. K'nuckles: ... THEY LOOK

79. PRETTY SAD.

80. DON'T WORRY, GENTS.

81. IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.

82. K'nuckles: WELL, WE DON'T

83. KNOW THAT UNTIL WE GET TO THE

84. DOCTOR, DO WE?

85. DOC, DOC.

86. WHERE ARE YOU, DOC?

87. OH, THERE YOU ARE, OPERATING ON

88. THAT PIRATE.

89. YOUNG FLAPJACK HERE HAS A TOUCH

90. OF BLINDNESS.

91. HE THINKS IT'S TEMPORARY.

92. BLINDNESS, EH?

93. MM.

94. BETTER FETCH MY EXAMINING TOOL.

95. K'nuckles: ( MOANS )

96. ALL RIGHT.

97. STEP OVER HERE, YOUNG FLAPJACK.

98. THAT'S RIGHT.

99. RIGHT OVER THE DRAIN.

100. NOW REMOVE THE PAPER, PLEASE.

101. WHY, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, YOUNG

102. FLAPJACK ISN'T BLIND.

103. HE JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

104. HOORAY!

105. K'nuckles: A HAIRCUT?

106. WELL, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?

107. I RECOMMEND THE BARBER NEXT

108. DOOR.

109. HE'S GOT REASONABLE PRICES AND,

110. UH, A HANDSOME MAN, TOO.

111. K'nuckles: HELLO, BARBER.

112. BARBER.

113. WHERE ARE YOU, BARBER?

114. OVER HERE, FELLAS.

115. OOP.

116. K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT.

117. UP IN THE CHAIR, FLAP.

118. THE SOONER WE TRIM THOSE BANGS,

119. THE SOONER WE'LL BE EATING

120. DELICIOUS CANDY.

121. DELICIOUS CANDY?

122. MMM.

123. AND, PRAY, WHY IS THAT, GOOD

124. SIR?

125. BECAUSE WE FOUND A

126. MAP TO CANDIED ISLAND.

127. SEE?

128. K'nuckles: ( LAUGHS )

129. IT'S NOT A MAP TO

130. CANDIEDISLAND.

131. IT'S A MAP TO, UH, UH, UH,

132. POISONISLAND.

133. POISON ISLAND. HMM.

134. NO THANK YOU.

135. I–I DON'T LIKE POISON.

136. K'nuckles: LET'S KEEP THIS

137. CANDIED ISLAND MAP BETWEEN YOU

138. AND ME, OKAY, FLAPJACK?

139. SOME PEOPLE ARE, UH,

140. UNTRUSTWORTHY.

141. CAN WE TRUST HIM TO

142. GIVE ME A GOOD HAIRCUT?

143. CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

144. WHY DON'T YOU DROP ANCHOR IN

145. THIS CHAIR OVER HERE, HMM?

146. WHY STAND WHEN YOU COULD SIT?

147. THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

148. K'nuckles: YEAH?

149. WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY?

150. I SAY YOU COULD USE A

151. HOT–TOWEL TREATMENT.

152. K'nuckles: A HOT–TOWEL

153. TREATMENT?

154. FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE, OF

155. COURSE, UH, FOR BOTH GENTLEMEN.

156. YES.

157. NOW, THIS MAY FEEL A LITTLE HOT

158. AT FIRST, LIKE A –– LIKE A HOT

159. TOWEL ON YOUR FACE.

160. K'nuckles: WOW!

161. SORRY.

162. K'nuckles: AHH.

163. NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

164. WHO SAYS THERE'S NO SUCH THING

165. AS A FREE LUNCH, HUH, FLAPJACK?

166. ( Muffled )

167. ADVENTURE.

168. YOU GENTLEMEN TRY AND RELAX.

169. And I'll try not to steal from

170. you.

171. K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK, DID

172. YOU SAY SOMETHING?

173. ( Muffled )

174. ADVENTURE?

175. ( SNORING )

176. K'nuckles: HUH? HUH?

177. HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

178. OH, YEAH.

179. HOT–TOWEL TREATMENT.

180. HEY, FLAP, HOW LONG WE BEEN OUT?

181. AND WHERE'S THE BARBER?

182. HUH?

183. K'nuckles: AAH!

184. AAH!

185. K'nuckles: BUBBIE.

186. BUBBIE, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS

187. HAPPENED.

188. OH, NO!

189. FLAPJACK'S STILL BLIND!

190. K'nuckles: ( GASPS )

191. NO, NO, NO. HE'S FINE.

192. JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

193. BUT THAT BARBER JUST GAVE US THE

194. SLIP, BUT HE TOOK MY MAP!

195. WELL, I SAW THE

196. BARBER TAKE OFF IN HIS OLD–TIMEY

197. OLD PADDLE BOAT –– HIM AND HIS

198. FLOOR SWEEPERS.

199. K'nuckles: THEY'RE HEADED FOR

200. CANDIED ISLAND!

201. FULL STEAM AHEAD!

202. NOTHING.

203. THERE'S NO SIGN OF THAT BARBER,

204. AND WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

205. HOURS.

206. BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN

207. 20 MINUTES.

208. K'nuckles: I NEVER LEARNED TO

209. TELL TIME, NEITHER.

210. I HOPE THE BOY DON'T THINK LESS

211. OF ME FOR CRYING.

212. I DON'T.

213. K'nuckles: HOW'D YOU KNOW

214. WHAT I WAS THINKING?

215. I CAN HEAR YOUR

216. BRAINS. I CAN HEAR LOTS OF THINGS

217. LATELY.

218. K'nuckles: LIKE WHAT?

219. LIKE SINGING.

220. K'nuckles: SINGING, YOU SAY?

221. BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA

222. K'nuckles: IT'S THE BARBER

223. AND HIS SWEEPERS!

224. YOU'RE SO BLIND, YOU'VE

225. DEVELOPED SUPERHUMAN HEARING.

226. WHERE'S THAT SINGING COMING

227. FROM?

228. BA DA DA BOOM BA

229. BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA

230. AAH!

231. BOOM BA DA DA BOOM

232. BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA

233. K'nuckles: THEY'RE SITTING

234. DUCKS.

235. I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS ––

236. HOT TOWELS

237. K'nuckles: THE HOT–TOWEL

238. TREATMENT.

239. HE'S GOT US BEAT.

240. YOU'LL COME UP WITH

241. SOMETHING.

242. YOU'RE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

243. K'nuckles: NOW, WHO TOLD YOU

244. THAT?

245. YOU DID.

246. K'nuckles: SO, I DID, SO, I

247. DID.

248. WELL, HERE IT GOES.

249. CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

250. K'nuckles: QUIET, BOY.

251. I'M THINKING.

252. THEN WHY IS YOUR

253. BRAIN SO QUIET?

254. 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T

255. HAVE ONE.

256. K'nuckles: WOULD YOU RATHER

257. WAIT FOR THE BOY TO THINK OF

258. SOMETHING?

259. I ALREADY THOUGHT

260. OF SOMETHING.

261. HE'LL CUT YOUR HAIR AND

262. STEAL YOUR MAP AND BEAT YOU TO

263. THE TREASURE

264. FOR HE'S A THIEVING BARBER

265. AND TO DO SO IS MY ––

266. MM–HMM –– PLEASURE

267. TO DO SO IS HIS PLEASURE

268. HE LOVES HIS JOB, HE REALLY

269. DOES

270. OH, BOYS.

271. I'M LOOKING FOR A BIG, STRONG

272. BARBER.

273. I SCOURED THE GLOBE, AND NO ONE

274. WILL CUT MY HAIR.

275. I GUESS IT'S JUST TOO MUCH TO

276. HANDLE.

277. ( GASP )

278. LOOK AT THOSE SPLIT ENDS

279. THE FLAKY SCALP

280. SALTWATER DAMAGE

281. MADAM, I ACCEPT YOUR

282. CHALLENGE.

283. THE TREASURE CAN WAIT.

284. BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA

285. BRING US RIGHT ALONGSIDE HER.

286. THAT'LL KEEP THEM

287. BUSY.

288. GET THOSE CURLERS READY,

289. BOYS.

290. AHH

291. AHH

292. AHH

293. NOW, MISS, YOU MAY FEEL A

294. SLIGHT TUG.

295. MM.

296. OH, THAT TICKLES.

297. UH–OH.

298. STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.

299. HOLD STILL.

300. K'nuckles: GOOD PLAN, FLAP.

301. QUICKLY NOW.

302. THESE TOWELS WILL NEVER HURT

303. ANYONE AGAIN.

304. ( GASP )

305. K'nuckles: FLAP! THE MAP!

306. OOH!

307. YOU ALMOST HAD ME. MM.

308. BUT I ALWAYS CARRY A HAIRNET IN

309. CASE A CUSTOMER NEEDS A PERM.

310. K'nuckles: ( SCREAMS )

311. BOOM BA DA BOOM

312. DA BOOM

313. DA BOOM

314. DA BOOM

315. K'nuckles: AAH!

316. AAH!

317. AHA AHA AHA HA

318. K'nuckles: AAH!

319. NOW HAND OVER THE BOY SO I

320. CAN...

321. GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.

322. 'CAUSE BARBERS DON'T KNOW

323. HOW TO RE–E–E–E–E–AD

324. K'nuckles: I THOUGHT YOU WAS

325. GONNA KILL US.

326. YOU GOT A PLACE WHERE I CAN SWAB

327. MY POOP DECK?

328. OH, NO

329. HE DID NO–O–O–O–O–O–T

330. I CAN SEE!

331. HOW DO I LOOK?

332. K'nuckles: LIKE AN ISLAND

333. FULL OF CANDY.

334. NOW READ THE MAP!

335. THIS ISN'T A MAP TO

336. CANDIED ISLAND.

337. WHAT?

338. IT'S A MAP TO THE

339. GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL...

340. FRIENDSHIP.

341. "DEAR, K'NUCKLES, I TREASUREOUR

342. FRIENDSHIP.

343. LOVE, FLAPJACK."

344. I MADE IT FOR YOU LAST NIGHT

345. WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, AND THE

346. "X" IS A KISS ON THE CHEEK.

347. IN ALL MY YEARS OF BARBERING,

348. THAT IS THE WEIRDEST CHILD I

349. HAVE EVER SEEN.

350. AHH

351. HEY.

352. WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE'S HAIRDO?

353. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,

354. BABY.

355. I GAVE MYSELF A HOT–TOWEL

356. TREATMENT.

357. OH.

358. IT LOOKS GOOD.

359. THE END.

360. THE E–E–E–E–ND