The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 1x22

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Captain K'nuckles tells Flapjack that the more enemies an adventurer have, the greater adventurer he is. This results in Flapjack going on a quest to make enemies and all his plans backfiring.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

4. PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. WHO NEEDS CANDIED

6. ISLAND?

7. IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS

8. K'nuckles: BUT THERE AIN'T

9. NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP

10. NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS

11. IT'S DANGEROUS AND

12. RISKY

13. K'nuckles: BUT ADVENTUROUS

14. AND FREE

15. ADVENTURE ––

16. THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME

17. K'nuckles: THERE'S LOLLIPOP

18. TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

19. DOESN'T SOUND VERY

20. GOOD TO ME.

21. THE MISADVENTURES OF...

22. FLAPJACK

23. AND AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE

24. HERE, I WANT YOU TO SCRUB THERE,

25. AND THEN RIGHT HERE, AND THEN

26. HERE, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA

27. SCRUB HERE.

28. K'nuckles: AW, COME ON, WE

29. DON'T HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.

30. YEAH, WE DON'T EVEN

31. HAVE THAT MANY TICKETS.

32. YOU'VE GOT PLENTY.

33. MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ALWAYS

34. ILLEGALLY PARKING THAT WHALE OF

35. YOURS, YOU WOULDN'T OWE ME SO

36. MUCH MONEY.

37. BUT SINCE YOU DO, YOU DO.

38. AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO SWAB

39. UNTIL THIS ENTIRE SHIP IS

40. CLEAN.

41. K'nuckles: ( GRUMBLING )

42. WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A BOAT

43. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

44. HEY, THIS IS KIND

45. OF FUN.

46. K'nuckles: ( GRUMBLES )

47. SWAB, SWABBITY,

48. SWAB, THAT'S OUR JOB

49. K'nuckles: HMM.

50. YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST THING

51. ABOUT SWABBING THE DECK IS?

52. IT'S REALLY FUN?

53. K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.

54. THE BEST PART IS THAT IT MAKES

55. YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER.

56. ( GASPS )

57. IT DOES?

58. K'nuckles: SURE.

59. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

60. AND SINCE I'M ALREADY THE BEST

61. ADVENTURER EVER, I FIGURE YOU

62. CAN DO MY SHARE OF THE SWABBING.

63. I'LL BE AN

64. ADVENTURER TWICE AS FAST.

65. THANKS, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

66. SWAB, SWABBITY, SWAB, THAT'S

67. OUR JOB

68. DO I LOOK MORE LIKE AN

69. ADVENTURER YET?

70. K'nuckles: HUH?

71. YES, VERY ADVENTURE–LIKE.

72. HOW ABOUT NOW?

73. K'nuckles: YOU KNOW WHAT WILL

74. MAKE YOU EVEN MORE OF AN

75. ADVENTURER?

76. WHAT?

77. K'nuckles: NOT TALKING.

78. OH, YEAH.

79. YOU MEAN LIKE THE STRONG, SILENT

80. TYPE.

81. Psst.

82. Psst.

83. HEY, THERE, GUY.

84. I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE

85. YOU'RE TRYING TO BE AN

86. ADVENTURER.

87. YOU WANT TO SPEED UP THE

88. PROCESS?

89. K'nuckles: MMM.

90. FLAPJACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

91. I'M BECOMING AN

92. ADVENTURER.

93. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHOEVER

94. GAVE YOU THAT BRUSH IS JUST

95. TRICKING YOU INTO DOING THEIR

96. WORK.

97. BUT DIDN'T YOU GIVE

98. ME YOUR BRUSH?

99. K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT TO MAKE

100. YOU A BETTER ADVENTURER, NOT TO

101. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

102. OKAY.

103. K'nuckles: COME ON, BOY,

104. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.

105. SHOW SOME ANGER.

106. A TRUE ADVENTURER WOULDN'T LET

107. THIS HAPPEN.

108. HE'D GET REVENGE.

109. REALLY?

110. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REVENGE?

111. K'nuckles: PFFT, LIKE A

112. MILLION TIMES.

113. BUT HOW DO YOU DO

114. IT?

115. K'nuckles: YOU JUST GOT TO DO

116. SOMETHING REAL NASTY TO ONE OF

117. YOUR ENEMIES.

118. HOW COULD I HURT A

119. SEA ANEMONE?

120. K'nuckles: NO, AN ENEMY ––

121. SOMEBODY YOU REALLY HATE.

122. BUT EVERYONE'S REAL

123. NICE TO ME.

124. YOU LAZY, NO–GOOD LITTLE

125. SHIPWRECK!

126. YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU'RE NOT

127. WORKING?

128. YOU ARE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE

129. EVER SEEN!

130. NOW, GET BACK TO WORK!

131. OKAY, THANKS,

132. FRIEND.

133. K'nuckles: YOU GOT BIGGER

134. PROBLEMS THAN I THOUGHT.

135. LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

136. THE ONLY WAY TO MEASURE HOW GOOD

137. OF AN ADVENTURER YOU BECOME IS

138. BY HOW MANY ENEMIES YOU'VE GOT.

139. WOW!

140. I BETTER GET BUSY THEN.

141. K'nuckles: AH!

142. AFTER YOU FINISH THE POOP DECK.

143. ( LAUGHS )

144. ( SNORING )

145. ( INHALES DEEPLY )

146. TIME TO MAKE SOME ENEMIES.

147. ( GROWL )

148. HEY, YOUR MOM IS SO

149. UGLY... THAT SHE HAS A GREEN

150. BOTTLE FOR A FACE.

151. AND YOUR SISTERS ARE EVEN UGLIER

152. THAN THAT.

153. HE'S RIGHT.

154. SHE DOES HAVE A BOTTLE FOR A

155. FACE.

156. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, FRIEND.

157. YOU CAN COME BACK ANYTIME.

158. OOH.

159. MAN, THAT'S SO TRUE WHAT HE

160. SAID ABOUT MY SISTER.

161. ( GASPS )

162. WE DID IT, SON.

163. FINALLY, WE CAN EAT.

164. ( GNAWING )

165. ( GASP )

166. HURRAY!

167. THANKS, AMIGO!

168. THIS IS GONNA BE

169. HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

170. THERE.

171. HOW LONG DID THAT

172. TAKE YOU TO BUILD THAT,

173. PEPPERMINT LARRY?

174. SEVEN YEARS.

175. HUH?

176. ( GASPS )

177. NOW I'M YOUR ENEMY.

178. FREEZE.

179. THIS IS A HOLDUP.

180. FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, CANDY

181. IS FREE.

182. THREE CHEERS FOR

183. FLAPJACK!

184. THIS CAN'T GO

185. WRONG.

186. WHOA!

187. YOU FIXED MY BACK.

188. I'M A NEW MAN!

189. YES?

190. HELLO?

191. I GUESS THIS IS WHY THEY CALL ME

192. SLIPPERY PETE.

193. WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME IS GONNA

194. BE MY...

195. NEW BEST FRIEND!

196. I GUESS I DON'T

197. HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE

198. ENEMIES.

199. H–HEY, THERE'S FLAPJACK!

200. WHAT A NICE GUY.

201. NICEST NON–ADVENTURER IN ALL

202. OF STORM–ALONG.

203. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP WITH

204. THAT OPERATION, FLAPJACK.

205. YEAH, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

206. FLAPJACK.

207. THANKS, FRIEND.

208. FLAPJACK, HOW ABOUT ONE ON

209. THE HOUSE?

210. HEY, TELL IT LIKE IT IS,

211. FLAPJACK.

212. WHAT A FRIEND.

213. K'nuckles: NO ENEMIES, HUH?

214. NO.

215. EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND.

216. K'nuckles: AH, DON'T WORRY

217. ABOUT IT, FLAPJACK.

218. I DIDN'T GET MY ENEMIES ALL AT

219. ONCE.

220. IT TOOK ME AT LEAST A COUPLE OF

221. DAYS.

222. OOH, I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE YOU

223. FEEL BETTER.

224. REALLY?

225. K'nuckles: SHINING MY BOOTS.

226. HEY, THERE'S THAT KID THAT

227. CLEANED OUR SHIP.

228. YEAH.

229. NOW HE'S CLEANING BOOTS.

230. HEY, KID, WE'VE GOT A BONE TO

231. PICK WITH YOU.

232. OH, NO, DID I MISS

233. A SPOT?

234. DID HE MISS A SPOT?

235. HE'S SO CUTE.

236. THAT'S THE PROBLEM!

237. YOU DIDN'T MISS ANY SPOTS.

238. YEAH.

239. WE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT OUR

240. SHIP WITHOUT SEEING OUR OWN

241. REFLECTION.

242. AND WE DON'T LIKE WHAT WE

243. SEE.

244. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK

245. STARING AT THIS?

246. YEAH, YOU EVEN MADE

247. DASHING DANNY CRY.

248. I'M HIDEOUS.

249. SORRY, FRIENDS.

250. "FRIENDS"?

251. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.

252. WE'RE...

253. ( Echoing ) ENEMIES.

254. AND NOW WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU

255. A LESSON.

256. ( LAUGHING )

257. K'nuckles: ( GRUMBLING )

258. W–WAIT, YOU CAN'T DESTROY THE

259. BOY YET.

260. WHY NOT?

261. K'nuckles: YOU HAVE TO LET

262. HIM GIVE HIS ENEMY–ACCEPTANCE

263. SPEECH.

264. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

265. YEAH.

266. K'nuckles: PHEW.

267. FLAPJACK, RUN.

268. WHAT?

269. K'nuckles: RUN.

270. WHY WOULD I RUN?

271. I STILL HAVE TO GIVE MY SPEECH.

272. HELLO, EVERYONE.

273. I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR

274. BEING MY FIRST ENEMIES EVER AND

275. FOR THE PUMMELING YOU'RE ABOUT

276. TO GIVE ME, WHICH I'M GREATLY

277. LOOKING FORWARD TO.

278. BUT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN

279. POSSIBLE WITHOUT MY GOOD FRIEND

280. K'NUCKLES.

281. WITHOUT HIS GUIDANCE, I WOULDN'T

282. HAVE CLEANED YOUR SHIP HALF AS

283. WELL AS I DID.

284. WAIT A MINUTE.

285. YOU MADE HIM CLEAN THE SHIP?

286. K'nuckles: UH...

287. YEAH, HE MADE ME

288. WORK TWICE AS HARD TO GIVE THE

289. WHOLE SHIP A MIRROR SHINE.

290. IS THAT SO?

291. K'nuckles: H–HOLD ON, FELLAS.

292. WELL, I'M GLAD YOU

293. DIDN'T MAKE ANY ENEMIES.

294. YOU'RE TOO SWEET FOR THAT KIND

295. OF NONSENSE.

296. ( SIGHS )

297. BUT I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE ONE

298. ENEMY.

299. I GUESS I'LL NEVER BE AN

300. ADVENTURER.

301. K'nuckles: ( GRUMBLING )

302. "DEAR FLAPJACK, I HATE YOU.

303. LOVE, K'NUCKLES."

304. I HAVE THE GREATEST

305. ENEMY OF ALL.

306. AND HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.