The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 1x19

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Flapjack finds out Peppermint Larry is preparing for the Stormalong Pun-Off, in which he will compete against comedy legend Punsie McKale. After Flapjack and Larry are knocked out by Punsie's puns, K'nuckles steals the show.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

4. PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. WHO NEEDS CANDIED

6. ISLAND?

7. IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS

8. K'nuckles: BUT THERE AIN'T

9. NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP

10. NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS

11. IT'S DANGEROUS AND

12. RISKY

13. K'nuckles: BUT ADVENTUROUS

14. AND FREE

15. ADVENTURE ––

16. THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME

17. K'nuckles: THERE'S LOLLIPOP

18. TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

19. DOESN'T SOUND VERY

20. GOOD TO ME.

21. THE MISADVENTURES OF...

22. FLAPJACK

23. OKAY, OKAY.

24. SO, A PIRATE CAPTAIN WALKED IN

25. HERE THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME

26. FOR A GUMDROP.

27. I SAY TO HIM, "WHY WOULD YOU

28. WANT GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"

29. "SIR," I SAY, "WOULDN'T YOU

30. RATHER HAVE A CANDY FISH?"

31. HE SAYS, "CANDY FISH?

32. IS IT SWEET?"

33. AND I SAY, "WELL, IT'S

34. SWEDISH."(sweetish)

35. SO, NOW THE CAPTAIN IS SO ANGRY,

36. HE MAKES ME WALK THE PLANK.

37. AND I SHOUT, "DON'T YOU THINK

38. YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE

39. OVERBOARD?"

40. AND THE PIRATE SAYS, "NO, YOU

41. ARE!"

42. BUT BEFORE I JUMP, I ASK HIM,

43. "CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE LAST MUG

44. OF ROOT BEER?"

45. HE SAYS, "THAT WOULD BE FINE."

46. SO I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP.

47. AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE

48. DROWNED IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR

49. ONE THING ––

50. ROOT BEER FLOATS!

51. YOU KNOW, LIKE A ROOT–BEER

52. FLOAT.

53. ( Laughing ) A ROOT–BEER

54. FLOAT.

55. ARRR.

56. SO, HOW MANY JOKES IS THAT?

57. WE NEED ONE MORE.

58. THEN WE CAN MAKE THE TRADE.

59. HMM.

60. YOU PUN PIRATES SURE DRIVE A

61. HARD BARGAIN.

62. BUT I AMRUNNING LOW ON CANDY,

63. SO...

64. HEY, I GOT ONE,

65. PEPPERMINT LARRY.

66. UM, WHAT DID THE CANDY SAY TO

67. THE OTHER CANDY WHEN THE FIRST

68. CANDY ASKED THE SECOND CANDY IF

69. THE SECOND CANDY WOULD DANCE

70. WITH THE FIRST ONE?

71. "OF COURSE YOU CAN–DY DANCE WITH

72. ME."

73. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO

74. PULL HERE, PEPPERMINT LARRY?

75. JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, FELLAS.

76. I GOT A REAL RIB–TICKLER TO

77. FINISH HER OFF FOR YOU.

78. READY?

79. SURE. I GUESS SO.

80. WHY IS THIS JOKE

81. AS... SLOW... AS... MOLASSES?

82. 'CAUSE IT'S MO–LASS (my last)

83. JOKE!

84. NOW GET OUT OF HERE, YOU

85. RASCALS.

86. CHUCKS, BOY, LET'S GET THESE

87. JOKES BACK TO THE SHIP.

88. SEE YOU 'ROUND, FELLAS.

89. HOPE YOU HAVE BARRELS OF FUN

90. WITH THAT BARREL OF PUNS.

91. WE WILL, PEPPERMINT LAUGHY.

92. HA HA! ARRR!

93. FLAPJACK, THAT JOKE YOU TOLD

94. WAS TERRIBLE.

95. WORST JOKE I EVER HEARD IN MY

96. LIFE.

97. REALLY?

98. YES.

99. I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!

100. NO–NO–NO–NO–NO.

101. NO.

102. JOKE–TELLING IS HARD.

103. IT'S ONLY FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

104. WITH A SPECIAL GIFT ––

105. LIKE ME OR PUNSIE McKALE.

106. WHO'S

107. PUNSIE McKALE?

108. "WHO IS PUNSIE McKALE"?

109. FLAPJACK, PUNSIE McKALE IS THE

110. FUNNIEST SAILOR IN THE

111. SEVEN SEAS.

112. WELL, IS HE FUNNIER

113. THAN YOU?

114. IT'S FUNNYYOU SHOULD ASK.

115. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

116. I INVITED PUNSIE TO

117. STORM–ALONG HARBOR, AND IN A FEW

118. DAYS, HE AND I WILL BE COMPETING

119. IN THE...

120. STORM–ALONG PUN–OFF!

121. WELL, THAT'LL BE

122. VERY EXCITING.

123. YOU KNOW, LIKE A STRAWBERRY.

124. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE,

125. FLAPJACK.

126. BUBBIE, WHAT MAKES

127. A PERSON FUNNY?

128. OH, I DON'T KNOW,

129. SUGAR.

130. BUT YOU'REFUNNY.

131. REALLY?

132. HOW CAN YOU TELL?

133. WELL, 'CAUSE YOU'RE

134. CUDDLY AND CUTE, AND YOU LIKE TO

135. HAVE FUN.

136. ( LAUGHS )

137. K'nuckles: STOP IT, WOMAN!

138. NOT YOU, FLAPJACK.

139. "CUTE'S" NOT FUNNY!

140. OUT THERE, "CUTE" GETS YOU

141. KILLED.

142. I DON'T WANT TO

143. DIE.

144. I WANT TO TELL JOKES.

145. K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN TEACH

146. YOU JOKE–TELLING.

147. THEY DON'T CALL ME

148. "CAPTAIN K'CHUCKLES" FOR

149. NOTHING.

150. NOW, A JOKE IS WHEN YOU MAKE

151. FUN OF SOMEBODY.

152. SO, SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG,

153. RED HAT.

154. THERE'S A LADY IN A

155. BIG, RED HAT.

156. K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?

157. WHERE'S THE LADY?

158. ( LAUGHING )

159. K'nuckles: WHERE'S THE LADY?

160. WHERE? ( LAUGHING )

161. OH, FLAPJACK, TELL THAT JOKE

162. AGAIN, BABY.

163. THERE'S A LADY IN A

164. BIG, RED HAT.

165. NOBODY DOES HAT JOKES

166. ANYMORE, FLAPJACK.

167. WHY NOT?

168. I DON'T KNOW.

169. I GUESS THEY'RE JUST OLD HAT...

170. JOKES.

171. NOW, THERE ARE MANY SPECIES OF

172. HUMOR, FLAPJACK.

173. BUT THE PUN, ALSO KNOWN AS

174. "WORDPLAY" OR "PARONOMASIA," IS

175. THE MOST SOPHISTICATED AND

176. DIFFICULT TO MASTER.

177. ARE YOU READY?

178. THEN WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THIS?

179. LOOKS LIKE ORDINARY

180. TABLE SALT.

181. YOU COULDCALL IT ORDINARY,

182. BUT IT MIGHT BE

183. IN–SALT–ED. (insulted)

184. DON'T YOU MEAN

185. "IN–SULT–ED"?

186. OH.

187. WO–O–O–O–W!

188. AND WE'VE ONLY JUST

189. ONE LAST TIME FROM THE TOP.

190. BE NICE TO THE PIE, OR IT WILL

191. GET...

192. DIS–CRUST–ED.

193. AND...

194. DESSERT US.

195. AND THAT WOULD FEEL...

196. OFF–PUDDING!

197. I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLAPJACK.

198. YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.

199. ( GASPS )

200. LONG WAY ENOUGH TO HELP YOU BEAT

201. PUNSIE McKALE TOMORROW?

202. OH, NO–NO–NO–NO–NO–NO–NO–NO.

203. THOSE PUNS ARE GONNA BE FLYING.

204. I'D HATE TO SEE YOU GET HURT.

205. BUT YOU CANHELP ME PUT THIS

206. POSTER UP.

207. GOLLY!

208. YOU KNOW WHAT?

209. I AM FEELING PRETTY SHARP, AND I

210. THINK, BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,

211. OLD PUNSIE McKALE WON'T KNOW

212. WHAT HIT HIM.

213. IS THAT SU–POSTER

214. (supposed to) SCARE ME?

215. PUNSIE McKALE!

216. WHAT'S THE MATTER,

217. PEPPERMINT LARRY?

218. CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

219. OR ARE YOU CHICKEN?

220. I'LL MISS THOSE "FOWL"

221. YOLKS (jokes) OF YOURS, BUT I'LL

222. GET ROOSTER (used to) IT.

223. WELL, THATWAS A REAL TURKEY.

224. GOOD "CLUCK" AT THE PUN–OFF.

225. IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY IN MY

226. SHELL.

227. HATCH (catch) YOU LATER.

228. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE

229. GOT TO –– HI, TAIL (hightail) ––

230. IT OUT OF HERE.

231. HELLO, EVERYBODY.

232. WELCOME TO THE STORM–ALONG

233. PUN–OFF.

234. THIS EVENT IS BEING SPONSORED BY

235. PEPPERMINT LARRY'S CANDY BARREL.

236. WHEN YOU GET THE HANKERIN',

237. JUST DROP YOUR ANCHOR IN

238. TO PEPPERMINT LARRY'S

239. CANDY BARREL.

240. I WAS PAID TO SAY THAT.

241. WELL, I'M HERE TO WARM UP THE

242. CROWD, SO HERE I GO.

243. WHAT DO YOU CALL A POOP DECK

244. THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?

245. WHAT'S WRONG,

246. PEPPERMINT LARRY?

247. I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

248. PUNSIE McKALE IS UNBEATABLE!

249. DON'T YOU MEAN

250. "PUN–BEATABLE"?

251. YEAH.

252. HIS JOKES –– THEY REALLY PACK A

253. PUN–CH.

254. SEE?

255. YOU STILL GOT IT.

256. AND PUNSIE McKALE HASN'T EVEN

257. SHOWN UP YET.

258. I BET HE'S JUST AS NERVOUS AS

259. YOU.

260. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.

261. AUDIENCE IS ALL WARM, LARRY.

262. YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

263. IT ISMY TIME TO SHINE...

264. LIKE A STAR!

265. WHOO!

266. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D

267. LIKE TO ––

268. WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ONE AND

269. A HALF?

270. HEY! PUNSIE McKALE!

271. I AM PERFORMING, PUNSIE.

272. TAKE A SEAT.

273. WELL, IF I TAKE TWO, WILL YOU

274. TAKE FIVE?

275. I AM SERIOUS, McKALE.

276. IGOT THE SPOT... LIGHT.

277. OH, LARRY, I KNEW YOU'D BE

278. DE–LIGHT–ED TO SEE ME.

279. SO, MS. LEADING, I HEAR YOU'RE

280. THE SCHOOLTEACHER.

281. HOW "CLASSY."

282. SPEAKING OF CLASSES, WHAT DOES A

283. SHAPELY DAME LIKE YOURSELF TEACH

284. THE KIDS –– GEOMETRY?

285. HEY, STOP IT,

286. PUNSIE!

287. IT'S PEPPERMINT LARRY'S TURN TO

288. TELL JOKES!

289. TAKE IT AWAY, LARRY.

290. YEAH, TAKE IT FARAWAY,

291. LARRY.

292. O–KAY.

293. HI, FOLKS.

294. I'M PEPPERMINT LARRY, UH...

295. BUT YOU CAN CALL ME

296. "ACORN LARRY."

297. WHY? 'CAUSE YOU'RE NUTS?

298. NO.

299. UH, BECAUSE I'M...

300. A–CORNY JOKE TELLER.

301. THAT'S YOU IN A NUTSHELL, ALL

302. RIGHT.

303. K'nuckles: ( GROANS )

304. WHY DID I COME TO THIS?

305. SO, I, UH, HAVE A FUNNY STORY

306. TO TELL YOU.

307. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT 10

308. STORIES AND THEN JUMP?

309. I, UM –– A–A–A PIRATE CAPTAIN

310. WALKED INTO THE CANDY BARREL THE

311. OTHER DAY AND ASKED ME FOR SOME

312. GUM, AND I SAID ––

313. I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU WANT

314. GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"

315. OH, NO! WAIT.

316. HE, UH, H–HE ASKED FOR A

317. GUMDROP.

318. GEEZ, THIS IS AWFUL.

319. LET'S GIVE THIS JOKER A HAND,

320. FOLKS.

321. HE AIN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL

322. DECK, BUT HE CERTAINLY IS A

323. CARD, AND HE KNOWS THAT I'M

324. STILL THE KING.

325. WHAT'S THE DEAL, LARRY?

326. YOU FOLDING 'CAUSE WE GOT A FULL

327. HOUSE HERE?

328. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO FLUSH?

329. I THOUGHT YOU ALWAYS GOT ONE UP

330. YOUR SLEEVE.

331. HEY, THAT'S NOT

332. FAIR!

333. OH!

334. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHEESE WITH

335. THAT WINE? (whine)

336. NO, THANK YOU.

337. I ALREADY GOT SOME FROM YOUR

338. CHEESY JOKES.

339. HEH.

340. WELL, I STILL THINK YOU JUST GOT

341. SOUR GRAPES, WHINY.

342. OH, GREAT COMEBACK.

343. WHERE'D YOU GET IT –– FROM THE

344. BAD–JOKE STORE?

345. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

346. WELL, I GOT SOMETHING IN STORE

347. FOR YOU.

348. I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A NEW CHAPTER

349. IN "RHYME AND PUNISHMENT."

350. UH...

351. YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR

352. MY RHYMES?

353. YOU'LL SOON BE GREEN AS ENVIOUS

354. LIMES.

355. UH...

356. I SEE YOU'RE NOT YELLOW,

357. FELLOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE

358. YOU BLUE, SO GET A CLUE AND

359. PUR–PULL (purple) THE PLUG

360. BEFORE YOU PLAY, OR I'LL ARRANGE

361. ( Distorted ) A RAINBOW ON YOUR

362. PARADE.

363. UH, YOU'VE GOT

364. COLORFUL LANGUAGE...

365. BUT –– BUT I'M A SANDWICH.

366. ( Normal voice ) SO, WOULD

367. YOU LIKE THAT ON "PUN–PERNICKEL"

368. OR RHYME (rye) BREAD?

369. LETTUCE (let us) REVIEW ALL OF

370. THE FACTS.

371. YOU'VE MUSTARD (mustered) UP THE

372. WORST–ESTERSHIRE JOKES IN TOWN,

373. BUT SOMEHOW YOU STILL RELISH

374. YOURSELF A HERO.

375. BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE FULL OF

376. BALONEY!

377. YOU'LL NEVER KETCHUP (catch up)

378. TO ME.

379. I'M THE BIG CHEESE.

380. SO EAT IT, KID!

381. YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

382. HEYADADADADADA, YADADADADADA

383. YADADADADA

384. BOO.

385. K'nuckles: THAT'S ENOUGH!

386. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.

387. I'M A BIT OF A COMEDIAN MYSELF.

388. SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG, RED

389. HAT.

390. THERE'S A LADY IN A

391. BIG, RED HAT.

392. K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?

393. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, BOY?

394. WHOA!

395. UGH!

396. WHOA!

397. I LOVE SLAPSTICK.

398. WELL, PUNSIE, LOOKS LIKE

399. WE'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

400. HUH?

401. YESTERDAY'S NEWS, RIGHT?

402. EVERYTHING'S A JOKE TO YOU,

403. ISN'T IT?

404. OHHH, PUNSIE.

405. THEY'RE BRINGING THE HOUSE

406. DOWN!

407. SO, I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP,

408. AND I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IF IT

409. HADN'T BEEN FOR ONE THING.

410. ROOT BEER FLOATS!

411. IT CERTAINLY DOES.

412. HEY, WE SHOULD SING A SONG

413. ABOUT THE HIGH SEAS.

414. MY HIGH SEA (C) IS MORE LIKE

415. A B–FLAT.

416. WELL, I'D SURE "B–FLATTERED"

417. IF YOU'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

418. WELL, IT'LL BE A SHOT IN THE

419. DARK.

420. WHAT DO YOU CALL A POOP DECK

421. THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?

422. A LOLLY POOP... DECK.

423. NOW, WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU

424. CROSS A POOP DECK WITH A BUNCH

425. OF LOLLYPOPS?

426. A LOLLY POOP... DECK.

427. MY NAME'S LOLLY POOPDECK.

428. LOLLY POOP DECK.

429. YES, I DODO PARTIES.

430. ( Laughing ) NOW, WHAT DO YOU

431. CALL A...