The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 1x19

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Flapjack finds out Peppermint Larry is preparing for the Stormalong Pun-Off, in which he will compete against comedy legend Punsie McKale. After Flapjack and Larry are knocked out by Punsie's puns, K'nuckles steals the show.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

4. PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. ISLAND?

6. IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS

7. K'nuckles: BUT THERE AIN'T

8. NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS

9. IT'S DANGEROUS AND

10. K'nuckles: BUT ADVENTUROUS

11. ADVENTURE ––

12. THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME

13. K'nuckles: THERE'S LOLLIPOP

14. TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

15. DOESN'T SOUND VERY

16. GOOD TO ME.

17. THE MISADVENTURES OF...

18. OKAY, OKAY.

19. SO, A PIRATE CAPTAIN WALKED IN

20. FOR A GUMDROP.

21. I SAY TO HIM, "WHY WOULD YOU

22. WANT GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"

23. "SIR," I SAY, "WOULDN'T YOU

24. RATHER HAVE A CANDY FISH?"

25. HE SAYS, "CANDY FISH?

26. IS IT SWEET?"

27. AND I SAY, "WELL, IT'S

28. SWEDISH.

29. SO, NOW THE CAPTAIN IS SO ANGRY,

30. HE MAKES ME WALK THE PLANK.

31. AND I SHOUT, "DON'T YOU THINK

32. YOU'RE GOING A LITTLE

33. OVERBOARD?"

34. AND THE PIRATE SAYS, "NO, YOU

35. ARE!"

36. BUT BEFORE I JUMP, I ASK HIM,

37. "CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE LAST MUG

38. OF ROOT BEER?"

39. HE SAYS, "THAT WOULD BE FINE."

40. SO I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP.

41. AND, YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE

42. DROWNED IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR

43. ONE THING ––

44. ROOT BEER FLOATS!

45. YOU KNOW, LIKE A ROOT–BEER

46. FLOAT.

47. A ROOT–BEER

48. FLOAT.

49. ARRR.

50. SO, HOW MANY JOKES IS THAT?

51. WE NEED ONE MORE.

52. THEN WE CAN MAKE THE TRADE.

53. HMM.

54. HARD BARGAIN.

55. BUT I AMRUNNING LOW ON CANDY,

56. SO...

57. HEY, I GOT ONE,

58. PEPPERMINT LARRY.

59. UM, WHAT DID THE CANDY SAY TO

60. WITH THE FIRST ONE?

61. "OF COURSE YOU CAN–DY DANCE WITH

62. ME."

63. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO

64. PULL HERE, PEPPERMINT LARRY?

65. JUST PULLING YOUR LEG, FELLAS.

66. I GOT A REAL RIB–TICKLER TO

67. FINISH HER OFF FOR YOU.

68. READY?

69. SURE. I GUESS SO.

70. AS... SLOW... AS... MOLASSES?

71. 'CAUSE IT'S MO–LASS

72. JOKE!

73. NOW GET OUT OF HERE, YOU

74. RASCALS.

75. CHUCKS, BOY, LET'S GET THESE

76. JOKES BACK TO THE SHIP.

77. SEE YOU 'ROUND, FELLAS.

78. WITH THAT BARREL OF PUNS.

79. WE WILL, PEPPERMINT LAUGHY.

80. HA HA! ARRR!

81. FLAPJACK, THAT JOKE YOU TOLD

82. WAS TERRIBLE.

83. LIFE.

84. REALLY?

85. YES.

86. I HAVE ANOTHER ONE!

87. NO–NO–NO–NO–NO.

88. NO.

89. JOKE–TELLING IS HARD.

90. IT'S ONLY FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE

91. WITH A SPECIAL GIFT ––

92. McKALE.

93. WHO'S

94. McKALE?

95. "WHO IS PUNSIE McKALE"?

96. FLAPJACK, PUNSIE McKALE IS THE

97. SEVEN SEAS.

98. WELL, IS HE FUNNIER

99. THAN YOU?

100. IT'S FUNNYYOU SHOULD ASK.

101. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

102. STORM–ALONG HARBOR, AND IN A FEW

103. DAYS, HE AND I WILL BE COMPETING

104. IN THE...

105. STORM–ALONG PUN–OFF!

106. WELL, THAT'LL BE

107. VERY EXCITING.

108. YOU KNOW, LIKE A STRAWBERRY.

109. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE,

110. FLAPJACK.

111. BUBBIE, WHAT MAKES

112. A PERSON FUNNY?

113. OH, I DON'T KNOW,

114. SUGAR.

115. BUT YOU'REFUNNY.

116. REALLY?

117. HOW CAN YOU TELL?

118. WELL, 'CAUSE YOU'RE

119. CUDDLY AND CUTE, AND YOU LIKE TO

120. HAVE FUN.

121. K'nuckles: STOP IT, WOMAN!

122. NOT YOU, FLAPJACK.

123. "CUTE'S" NOT FUNNY!

124. OUT THERE, "CUTE" GETS YOU

125. KILLED.

126. I DON'T WANT TO

127. DIE.

128. I WANT TO TELL JOKES.

129. K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN TEACH

130. YOU JOKE–TELLING.

131. THEY DON'T CALL ME

132. "CAPTAIN K'CHUCKLES" FOR

133. NOTHING.

134. NOW, A JOKE IS WHEN YOU MAKE

135. FUN OF SOMEBODY.

136. SO, SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG,

137. RED HAT.

138. THERE'S A LADY IN A

139. BIG, RED HAT.

140. K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?

141. WHERE'S THE LADY?

142. K'nuckles: WHERE'S THE LADY?

143. WHERE?

144. OH, FLAPJACK, TELL THAT JOKE

145. AGAIN, BABY.

146. THERE'S A LADY IN A

147. BIG, RED HAT.

148. ANYMORE, FLAPJACK.

149. WHY NOT?

150. I DON'T KNOW.

151. I GUESS THEY'RE JUST OLD HAT...

152. JOKES.

153. NOW, THERE ARE MANY SPECIES OF

154. HUMOR, FLAPJACK.

155. BUT THE PUN, ALSO KNOWN AS

156. "WORDPLAY" OR "PARONOMASIA," IS

157. DIFFICULT TO MASTER.

158. ARE YOU READY?

159. THEN WHAT, PRAY TELL, IS THIS?

160. TABLE SALT.

161. YOU COULDCALL IT ORDINARY,

162. IN–SALT–ED.

163. DON'T YOU MEAN

164. "IN–SULT–ED"?

165. OH.

166. WO–O–O–O–W!

167. AND WE'VE ONLY JUST

168. BE–PUN.

169. ONE LAST TIME FROM THE TOP.

170. BE NICE TO THE PIE, OR IT WILL

171. GET...

172. DIS–CRUST–ED.

173. AND...

174. DESSERT US.

175. AND THAT WOULD FEEL...

176. OFF–PUDDING!

177. I AM PROUD OF YOU, FLAPJACK.

178. YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.

179. McKALE TOMORROW?

180. OH, NO–NO–NO–NO–NO–NO–NO–NO.

181. THOSE PUNS ARE GONNA BE FLYING.

182. I'D HATE TO SEE YOU GET HURT.

183. POSTER UP.

184. GOLLY!

185. YOU KNOW WHAT?

186. I AM FEELING PRETTY SHARP, AND I

187. THINK, BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,

188. OLD PUNSIE McKALE WON'T KNOW

189. WHAT HIT HIM.

190. IS THAT SU–POSTER

191. SCARE ME?

192. McKALE!

193. WHAT'S THE MATTER,

194. PEPPERMINT LARRY?

195. CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

196. OR ARE YOU CHICKEN?

197. I'LL MISS THOSE "FOWL"

198. YOLKS OF YOURS, BUT I'LL

199. GET ROOSTER IT.

200. WELL, THATWAS A REAL TURKEY.

201. GOOD "CLUCK" AT THE PUN–OFF.

202. IF I WERE YOU, I'D STAY IN MY

203. SHELL.

204. HATCH YOU LATER.

205. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE

206. GOT TO –– HI, TAIL ––

207. IT OUT OF HERE.

208. HELLO, EVERYBODY.

209. WELCOME TO THE STORM–ALONG

210. PUN–OFF.

211. PEPPERMINT LARRY'S CANDY BARREL.

212. WHEN YOU GET THE HANKERIN',

213. TO PEPPERMINT LARRY'S

214. CANDY BARREL.

215. I WAS PAID TO SAY THAT.

216. WELL, I'M HERE TO WARM UP THE

217. CROWD, SO HERE I GO.

218. THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?

219. WHAT'S WRONG,

220. PEPPERMINT LARRY?

221. I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

222. McKALE IS UNBEATABLE!

223. DON'T YOU MEAN

224. "PUN–BEATABLE"?

225. YEAH.

226. HIS JOKES –– THEY REALLY PACK A

227. PUN–CH.

228. SEE?

229. YOU STILL GOT IT.

230. AND PUNSIE McKALE HASN'T EVEN

231. SHOWN UP YET.

232. I BET HE'S JUST AS NERVOUS AS

233. YOU.

234. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.

235. AUDIENCE IS ALL WARM, LARRY.

236. YOUR TIME TO SHINE.

237. IT ISMY TIME TO SHINE...

238. LIKE A STAR!

239. WHOO!

240. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D

241. LIKE TO ––

242. A HALF?

243. HEY! PUNSIE McKALE!

244. I AM PERFORMING, PUNSIE.

245. TAKE A SEAT.

246. WELL, IF I TAKE TWO, WILL YOU

247. TAKE FIVE?

248. I AM SERIOUS, McKALE.

249. IGOT THE SPOT... LIGHT.

250. OH, LARRY, I KNEW YOU'D BE

251. DE–LIGHT–ED TO SEE ME.

252. SO, MS. LEADING, I HEAR YOU'RE

253. THE SCHOOLTEACHER.

254. HOW "CLASSY."

255. SPEAKING OF CLASSES, WHAT DOES A

256. THE KIDS –– GEOMETRY?

257. HEY, STOP IT,

258. PUNSIE!

259. IT'S PEPPERMINT LARRY'S TURN TO

260. TELL JOKES!

261. TAKE IT AWAY, LARRY.

262. YEAH, TAKE IT FARAWAY,

263. LARRY.

264. O–KAY.

265. HI, FOLKS.

266. I'M PEPPERMINT LARRY, UH...

267. "ACORN LARRY."

268. WHY? 'CAUSE YOU'RE NUTS?

269. NO.

270. UH, BECAUSE I'M...

271. A–CORNY JOKE TELLER.

272. THAT'S YOU IN A NUTSHELL, ALL

273. RIGHT.

274. K'nuckles:

275. WHY DID I COME TO THIS?

276. SO, I, UH, HAVE A FUNNY STORY

277. TO TELL YOU.

278. WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT 10

279. STORIES AND THEN JUMP?

280. I, UM –– A–A–A PIRATE CAPTAIN

281. GUM, AND I SAID ––

282. I SAID, "WHY WOULD YOU WANT

283. GUM THAT'S BEEN DROPPED?"

284. OH, NO! WAIT.

285. HE, UH, H–HE ASKED FOR A

286. GUMDROP.

287. GEEZ, THIS IS AWFUL.

288. LET'S GIVE THIS JOKER A HAND,

289. FOLKS.

290. HE AIN'T PLAYING WITH A FULL

291. DECK, BUT HE CERTAINLY IS A

292. CARD, AND HE KNOWS THAT I'M

293. STILL THE KING.

294. WHAT'S THE DEAL, LARRY?

295. YOU FOLDING 'CAUSE WE GOT A FULL

296. HOUSE HERE?

297. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO FLUSH?

298. YOUR SLEEVE.

299. HEY, THAT'S NOT

300. FAIR!

301. OH!

302. THAT WINE?

303. NO, THANK YOU.

304. CHEESY JOKES.

305. HEH.

306. WELL, I STILL THINK YOU JUST GOT

307. SOUR GRAPES, WHINY.

308. OH, GREAT COMEBACK.

309. WHERE'D YOU GET IT –– FROM THE

310. BAD–JOKE STORE?

311. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?

312. WELL, I GOT SOMETHING IN STORE

313. FOR YOU.

314. I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A NEW CHAPTER

315. IN "RHYME AND PUNISHMENT."

316. UH...

317. YOU THINK YOU'RE READY FOR

318. MY RHYMES?

319. YOU'LL SOON BE GREEN AS ENVIOUS

320. LIMES.

321. UH...

322. I SEE YOU'RE NOT YELLOW,

323. FELLOW, BUT I DON'T WANT TO MAKE

324. YOU BLUE, SO GET A CLUE AND

325. PUR–PULL THE PLUG

326. BEFORE YOU PLAY, OR I'LL ARRANGE

327. PARADE.

328. UH, YOU'VE GOT

329. COLORFUL LANGUAGE...

330. BUT –– BUT I'M A SANDWICH.

331. SO, WOULD

332. YOU LIKE THAT ON "PUN–PERNICKEL"

333. OR RHYME (rye) BREAD?

334. LETTUCE (let us) REVIEW ALL OF

335. THE FACTS.

336. YOU'VE MUSTARD UP THE

337. WORST–ESTERSHIRE JOKES IN TOWN,

338. YOURSELF A HERO.

339. BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU'RE FULL OF

340. BALONEY!

341. YOU'LL NEVER KETCHUP

342. TO ME.

343. I'M THE BIG CHEESE.

344. SO EAT IT, KID!

345. YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

346. HEYADADADADADA, YADADADADADA

347. BOO.

348. K'nuckles: THAT'S ENOUGH!

349. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FUNNY.

350. I'M A BIT OF A COMEDIAN MYSELF.

351. SAY THERE'S A LADY IN A BIG, RED

352. HAT.

353. THERE'S A LADY IN A

354. BIG, RED HAT.

355. K'nuckles: REALLY? WHERE?

356. ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME, BOY?

357. WHOA!

358. UGH!

359. WHOA!

360. I LOVE SLAPSTICK.

361. WELL, PUNSIE, LOOKS LIKE

362. WE'RE YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

363. HUH?

364. YESTERDAY'S NEWS, RIGHT?

365. EVERYTHING'S A JOKE TO YOU,

366. ISN'T IT?

367. OHHH, PUNSIE.

368. THEY'RE BRINGING THE HOUSE

369. DOWN!

370. SO, I TAKE THE MUG AND JUMP,

371. HADN'T BEEN FOR ONE THING.

372. ROOT BEER FLOATS!

373. IT CERTAINLY DOES.

374. HEY, WE SHOULD SING A SONG

375. ABOUT THE HIGH SEAS.

376. MY HIGH SEA (C) IS MORE LIKE

377. A B–FLAT.

378. WELL, I'D SURE "B–FLATTERED"

379. IF YOU'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

380. WELL, IT'LL BE A SHOT IN THE

381. DARK.

382. THAT HAS LOLLYPOPS IN IT?

383. A LOLLY POOP... DECK.

384. NOW, WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU

385. OF LOLLYPOPS?

386. A LOLLY POOP... DECK.

387. MY NAME'S LOLLY POOPDECK.

388. LOLLY POOP DECK.

389. YES, I DODO PARTIES.

390. NOW, WHAT DO YOU

391. CALL A...