The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 1x18

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When Peppermint Larry hosts his annual Adventure Beard-Off Contest Captain K'nuckles enters the contest, with Flapjack pretending to be his beard.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

4. PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. WHO NEEDS CANDIED

6. ISLAND?

7. IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS

8. K'nuckles: BUT THERE AIN'T

9. NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP

10. NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS

11. IT'S DANGEROUS AND

12. RISKY

13. K'nuckles: BUT ADVENTUROUS

14. AND FREE

15. ADVENTURE ––

16. THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME

17. K'nuckles: THERE'S LOLLIPOP

18. TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

19. DOESN'T SOUND VERY

20. GOOD TO ME.

21. THE MISADVENTURES OF...

22. FLAPJACK

23. OH, PARDON ME, GOOD

24. LADY.

25. K'nuckles: WHAT WAS THAT?

26. I WAS LETTING THE

27. GOOD LADY HAVE THE RIGHT–OF–WAY.

28. K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO,

29. FLAPJACK.

30. GREAT ADVENTURERS HAVE TO WALK

31. TOUGH, LIKE THIS.

32. YOU, THERE!

33. YOU'RE IN MY WAY!

34. THAT'S CALLED WALKING TOUGH.

35. WOW!

36. OKAY, IT'S MY TURN.

37. YOU, THERE, YOU'RE IN MY WAY.

38. MOVE!

39. WOW!

40. HE MUST BE A SUPER GREAT

41. ADVENTURER.

42. GIVE ME A SHAVE.

43. K'nuckles: NOPE.

44. HE'S NO ADVENTURER.

45. YEAH.

46. I THOUGHT HIS TATTOO WAS A

47. LITTLE DESPERATE.

48. K'nuckles: NO, FLAPPY.

49. IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GETTING A

50. SHAVE.

51. YOU SEE, WHEN AN ADVENTURER GOES

52. OFF ON AN ADVENTURE, HE SEES SO

53. MANY AMAZING THINGS THAT HIS JAW

54. IS ALWAYS DROPPING, NEVER GIVING

55. HIM TIME TO SHAVE.

56. LIKE THIS?

57. K'nuckles: ANYWAY, THAT'S WHY

58. GREAT ADVENTURERS HAVE BEARDS.

59. WHAT IS GOING ON

60. HERE?

61. HMM? OH, HELLO, BOYS.

62. I'M THROWING MY ANNUAL

63. BEARD–OFF.

64. THE BEST BEARDS FROM EVERY CHIN

65. CHOWSER, JAW JUNGLE, AND CANDY

66. HOLE ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS WILL

67. BE HERE TO COMPETE FOR THE GRAND

68. PRIZE –– THE HAND OF MY CANDY

69. DAUGHTER.

70. I MEAN, OURCANDY DAUGHTER.

71. SHE'S OF MARRIAGE AGE AND NEEDS

72. A GOOD MAN.

73. K'nuckles: IF SHE'S ANYTHING

74. LIKE HER MOTHER, THE WINNER WILL

75. NEVER HAVE TO BUY CANDY AGAIN.

76. 'CAUSE THEY'LL EAT

77. HER.

78. WOWEE!

79. LOOK AT ALL THOSE BRAVE

80. ADVENTURER SAILORS.

81. YES, SIR.

82. HERE THEY COME FROM ACROSS THE

83. SEVEN SEAS.

84. THE BEARD–WALKING PIRATES OF THE

85. MOLTEN MOUNTAINS.

86. NOW, IMAGINE WALKING A MILE IN

87. THEIR SHOES.

88. THE POOPELLER BROTHERS.

89. LOOK OUT BELOW!

90. AND THE BABY BEARDOS.

91. THEY'RE AS CUTE AS A BABY'S

92. BOTTOM.

93. I WISH I COULD

94. ENTER THE BEARD–OFF.

95. BUT MY CHEEKS ARE LIKE TINY

96. TUSHIES.

97. K'nuckles: DON'T LET THOSE

98. AMATEURS GET YOU DOWN, FLAPJACK.

99. SOMEDAY, YOU'LL HAVE A FINE

100. BEARD, MAYBE, BUT PROBABLY NEVER

101. AS FINE AS MINE.

102. WHY, IF THE SUN'S LIGHT EVEN

103. TOUCHED MY GLORIOUS STUBBLE, THE

104. HEAT RAYS WOULD BECOME MAGNIFIED

105. THROUGH MY BEARD'S PERFECT

106. CRYSTALLINE STRUCTURE, AND I'D

107. BURN THIS ENTIRE PORT TO

108. CINDERS.

109. THAT'S WHY I WEAR THIS HAT.

110. ( LAUGHS )

111. OH, MY GOODNESS, K'NUCKLES, YOU

112. SHOULD ENTER THE BEARD–OFF.

113. K'nuckles: WELL, UH, NAH.

114. I DON'T LIKE CONTESTS.

115. BUT WHY NOT?

116. K'nuckles: CONTESTS ARE

117. STUPID.

118. BUT WHAT ABOUT

119. PEPPERMINT LARRY'S DAUGHTER?

120. K'nuckles: AN ADVENTURER LIKE

121. ME CAN'T GET TIED DOWN IN A

122. SERIOUS CANDY RELATIONSHIP.

123. BUT WE WERE GONNA

124. EAT HER.

125. K'nuckles: NO MORE QUESTIONS!

126. ( YAWNS )

127. CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

128. K'nuckles: ( GROANS )

129. HOW WOULD HE WAKE

130. ME UP?

131. K'nuckles: AAH! ( GASPS )

132. WHAT –– WHAT IS IT?

133. OH, IT'S YOU, FLAPJACK.

134. WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?

135. K'nuckles: YES.

136. GET ON WITH IT.

137. WHO ARE YOU?

138. K'nuckles: SLIPPERY ABALONE!

139. MY WHISKERS!

140. OH.

141. I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT

142. YOUR WHISKERS.

143. YOUR WHISKERS!

144. THEY'RE FAKE!

145. K'nuckles: YES, BOY.

146. MY BEARD'S A FAKE.

147. WHISKERS.

148. YOUR WHISKERS ARE FAKE.

149. K'nuckles: RIGHT. WHISKERS.

150. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS

151. I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THIS LIE.

152. NO, NO. DON'T LOOK AT ME.

153. I'M NO LONGER WORTHY OF YOUR

154. ADMIRING EYES.

155. WELL, ME AND THESE ADMIRING EYES

156. AREN'T QUITTING ON YOU AND YOUR

157. BEARDLESS FACE.

158. AND WITH THE COMBINED EFFORTS OF

159. THE FOUR OF US...

160. MM.

161. MM.

162. MM.

163. MMMMM.

164. I'M SURE WE'LL FIGURE OUT A

165. WAY TO GROW YOU A BEARD.

166. YOU TRUST ME?

167. DO YOU TRUST ME?

168. K'nuckles: I GUESS.

169. ONE BOTTLE OF EEL–OIL

170. WHISKER ELIXIR, PLEASE.

171. OH, K'NUCKLES.

172. THIS MAGIC LIQUID WILL GROW HAIR

173. ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

174. K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU

175. WAITING FOR, BOY?

176. POUR IT ON ME.

177. AHH.

178. MM.

179. MM.

180. OH, THIS IS NICE.

181. WHAT IS THIS MIRACLE CONCOCTION,

182. FLAPPY?

183. EEL OIL.

184. K'nuckles: AAH!

185. FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK, STOP!

186. PLEASE! FLAPJACK!

187. AAH! FLAPJACK!

188. EELS DON'T HAVE HAIR, BOY.

189. ( Sobbing ) EELS DON'T HAVE

190. HAIR.

191. GEEZ.

192. I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM ACT LIKE

193. THIS BEFORE.

194. BUT WHAT COULD A TUSHIE FACE

195. LIKE ME EVER DO ABOUT IT?

196. HMM.

197. HMM.

198. GLUE SHOPPE.

199. GLUE SHOPPE HERE.

200. HUH?

201. HOW TO MAKE A FAKE BEARD

202. OUT OF GLUE AND HAIR

203. MMMMMM.

204. MM–HMM.

205. MM–HMM.

206. K'nuckles: UGH.

207. GUESS I'LL GET ANOTHER BEARDLESS

208. DAY STARTED THE SAME WAY I

209. ALWAYS DO –– WITH NO BEARD.

210. I HAVE A BEARD!

211. I HAVE A BEARD!

212. THE ELIXIR WORKED!

213. I CAN GROW A BEARD, AND I CAN

214. GROW IT ON MY FACE.

215. I HOPE I HAVEN'T MISSED THE

216. REGISTRATION.

217. MWAH!

218. YOUR BADGE, SIR.

219. NEXT.

220. ( Laughing ) WHOA.

221. HA HA.

222. YOUR BADGE, SIR.

223. NEXT.

224. K'nuckles: I'D LIKE TO

225. REGISTER MY BEARD AND ME, SINCE

226. WE'RE TOGETHER.

227. TOGETHER?

228. WHY? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN APART?

229. YOUR BADGE, SIR.

230. NEXT.

231. K'nuckles: I NEVER THOUGHT

232. I'D BE PINNING A BEARD–OFF BADGE

233. TO MY CHEST.

234. BUT THEN AGAIN, I NEVER THOUGHT

235. I'D HAVE A BEARD.

236. MAN, HOW DO I GET THIS THING

237. PINNED ON?

238. HERE.

239. LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.

240. K'nuckles: THANKS, BEARD.

241. YOU'RE WELCOME,

242. CAP'N.

243. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK?

244. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEARD?

245. I'M NOT INYOUR

246. BEARD.

247. I AMYOUR BEARD.

248. K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK ––

249. HEY, RUFUS.

250. FEEL THAT TRADE WIND COMING IN?

251. YEAH.

252. NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE EXTRA SEA

253. SALT IN MY BEARD.

254. AHH.

255. AHH, YEAH.

256. WHAT IS THIS?

257. YOUR BEARD DOESN'T CONNECT!

258. IT'S LIKE A... FAKE BEARD!

259. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO

260. TUSHIE CHEEKS AROUND HERE,

261. DON'T YOU?

262. AAH!

263. EIYEE!

264. ( LAUGHS )

265. K'nuckles: I GOT TO GET OUT

266. OF THIS BEARD–OFF.

267. I'D LIKE TO WELCOME EVERYONE TO

268. MY ANNUAL BEARD–OFF.

269. I'D WELCOME YOU TO MY ANNUAL

270. SHIRT–OFF, BUT THAT WOULD SURE

271. BE EMBARRASSING.

272. START THE COMPETITION!

273. THE FIRST ROUND WILL BE

274. QUESTION AND ANSWER.

275. WILL CONTESTANT NUMBER 1 PLEASE

276. COME OUT.

277. HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.

278. IS IT POSSIBLE FOR BEARDS TO

279. HELP OTHER PEOPLE, AND IF SO,

280. HOW HAS YOUR BEARD HELPED OTHER

281. PEOPLE?

282. MY BEARD ONLY HATES PEOPLE,

283. AND IT ONLY GETS IN THE WAY WHEN

284. I'M DRINKING SOUP!

285. CONTESTANT NUMBER 2, GET ON

286. OUT HERE.

287. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW IF I

288. CAN DO THIS, FLAPJACK.

289. YOU CAN DO IT,

290. FRIEND.

291. YOU'RE THE GREATEST ADVENTURER

292. IN STORM–ALONG.

293. IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A BEARD TO

294. HELP PEOPLE, AND IF SO, HOW HAS

295. YOUR BEARD HELPED PEOPLE?

296. K'nuckles: I, ER, UH, UM ––

297. BEARDS ARE

298. BEAUTIFUL.

299. THEY HELP THE WORLD BY BEING

300. BIG, BUSHY FRIEND–MAKERS.

301. AND NOW –– THE BEARD

302. BATHING–SUIT CONTEST.

303. HERE'S CANNONBALL CARL SPORTING

304. HIS FABULOUS GOLDEN BIKINI

305. BRAIDS.

306. AND HERE COMES

307. ANCHORS–AWEIGH ANDY IN A

308. POWERFUL TWO–PIECE

309. MUSTACHE–AND–WAXED–ACCENTS

310. COMBO.

311. THERE GOES LANCE CORALBOTTOM IN

312. A CLASSIC SERPENT BODY KNOT.

313. AND THE FINAL ROUND –– BEARD

314. POWER!

315. WELL? WHATCHA GOT?

316. K'nuckles: WE'RE IN THE SOUP

317. NOW, KID.

318. NO.

319. K'NUCKLES, YOU ONCE TOLD ME

320. ABOUT A MAN, A MAN WITH A FAKE

321. BEARD THAT WAS SO POWERFUL, HE

322. COULD NEVER REMOVE HIS HAT.

323. BUT IT'S TIME NOW.

324. REMOVE YOUR HAT, K'NUCKLES.

325. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I ––

326. REMOVE YOUR HAT.

327. K'nuckles: FLAPPY.

328. REMOVE YOUR HAT.

329. K'nuckles: OKAY.

330. OH, YEAH.

331. YOU WERE LYING.

332. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'VE

333. LIVED A LIFE OF SHAME, BELIEVING

334. I COULD NEVER GROW AN ADVENTURE

335. BEARD.

336. TURNS OUT, THE GREATEST BEARD AN

337. ADVENTURER COULD ASK FOR WAS

338. RIGHT HERE UNDER MY NOSE.

339. HEY.

340. I THINK SOMEBODY'S GOT A STUPID

341. CONTEST TO WIN.

342. JUST LIKE MY DOG USED TO

343. DANCE.

344. K'nuckles: IT'S WORKING,

345. FLAPJACK.

346. GIVE IT MORE POWER.

347. OKAY.

348. HEY, HEY. NOT BAD.

349. THAT BEARD'S AMAZING.

350. ( PANTING )

351. K'nuckles: ( GROANS )

352. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

353. I THINK HIS BEARD'S A FAKE!

354. THAT CANDY MAN LET A

355. PEACH–FUZZ PATTY COMPETE IN THE

356. BEARD–OFF.

357. DAD, I WANT MY WINNER.

358. THE WINNER IS –– IS –– IS...

359. HER.

360. OOPS.

361. GUESS I FORGOT TO WAX THIS

362. MORNING.

363. MY WINNER.

364. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.

365. I'M CANDY.

366. K'nuckles: WAIT.

367. SHE'S NOT MADE OF CANDY?

368. SHE'S ADOPTED.

369. K'nuckles: SURE GLAD SOMEONE

370. ELSE GOT THATPRIZE.

371. AAH!

372. BUT AREN'T YOU SAD

373. THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A BEARD LIKE

374. A REAL ADVENTURER?

375. K'nuckles: BOY, I NEVER SAID

376. YOU NEED A BEARD TO BE AN

377. ADVENTURER.

378. BEARDS ARE FOR LADIES.

379. LADIES, HUH?

380. GIG'S UP, GALS.

381. THESE MAN SUITS AREN'T FOOLING

382. NOBODY.

383. AHH