The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 1x17

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After relating a tale that reveals why he doesn't trust women Captain K'nuckles ends up falling in love with his own reflection, believing it to be a beautiful woman.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

4. PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. ISLAND?

6. IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS

7. K'nuckles: BUT THERE AIN'T

8. NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS

9. IT'S DANGEROUS AND

10. K'nuckles: BUT ADVENTUROUS

11. ADVENTURE ––

12. THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME

13. K'nuckles: THERE'S LOLLIPOP

14. TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

15. DOESN'T SOUND VERY

16. GOOD TO ME.

17. THE MISADVENTURES OF...

18. HMM?

19. PEANUTS...

20. ARE FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY.

21. K'nuckles: I'D LIKE TO

22. PURCHASE THOSE PEANUTS, PLEASE.

23. SORRY, GUYS.

24. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DON'T HAVE

25. ANY MONEY.

26. K'nuckles: STOP LYING!

27. NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

28. MORNING.

29. OH, YEAH.

30. K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.

31. SOMETHING OR BE ON YOUR WAY.

32. K'nuckles: OH, ALL RIGHT.

33. BUT I'M SO HUNGRY.

34. K'nuckles: LET'S GO TAKE

35. BUBBIE'S FOOD OUT OF HER

36. STOMACH.

37. YOU CAN DO THAT?

38. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

39. PROBABLY.

40. WANT A ROOT–BEER FLOAT,

41. HANDSOME?

42. K'nuckles: HUBBA, WHA?

43. MY TREAT.

44. K'nuckles: WHOA, WHOA.

45. NO, MA'AM.

46. WELL, CAN I BUY YOUSOME

47. CANDY, LITTLE GUY?

48. YES, MA'AM.

49. HERE'S A QUARTER.

50. K'nuckles: HEY!

51. GET AWAY FROM HIM!

52. GET OUT OF HERE! GO ON!

53. HERE?

54. K'nuckles: I'M PROTECTING US.

55. WHAT?

56. K'nuckles: WOMEN ARE TROUBLE.

57. BESIDES, SHE SMELLS LIKE

58. MUENSTER CHEESE.

59. WELL, WHAT ABOUT

60. THOSE WOMEN?

61. K'nuckles: THESE AREN'T

62. WOMEN.

63. THEY'RE A PILE OF ROOT–BEER

64. BELLIED, SNAGGLETOOTHED

65. TROUBLEMAKERS.

66. K'nuckles: AND THIS ONE...

67. DISGUSTING.

68. CANDY WIFE?

69. K'nuckles: AAH!

70. K'nuckles: UGH.

71. HEY, BUBBIE.

72. GOOD MORNING,

73. DARLING.

74. UH, SWEETIE, COULD YOU GET

75. K'NUCKLES OUT OF BED?

76. HE'S BEEN LAYING AROUND FOR

77. DAYS, AND HE STINKS.

78. I'LL HANDLE IT,

79. BUBBIE.

80. K'NUCKLES?

81. K'NUCK–– AAH!

82. K'nuckles: STAY AWAY.

83. I'M SAD.

84. WHAT'S WRONG?

85. K'nuckles: GET AWAY FROM ME,

86. BOY.

87. I'LL SAVE YOU,

88. CAPTAIN.

89. K'nuckles: HEY.

90. DON'T TOUCH ME.

91. I SAID I WAS SAD.

92. YOU JUST NEED SOME SUNSHINE.

93. K'nuckles: NO.

94. GIVES BUBBIE CAVITIES.

95. WHAT'S WRONG WITH

96. YOU, OLD MAN?

97. YOU'VE BEEN A SAGGY, SMELLY SACK

98. FOR DAYS.

99. NOW TELL BUBBIE WHAT ALES YOU.

100. K'nuckles: FINE.

101. BACK IN MY NAVY DAYS, THERE WAS

102. THIS PARTY.

103. EVERYONE WAS SMOOCHING.

104. WITH LILY LONGBOTTOM,

105. PETER PIPPEN WITH LUCY TRUNKS,

106. GERTRUDE GERTER.

107. THEN, LIKE A CRACK OF WIND FROM

108. AN OLD MAN'S BOTTOM ––

109. HEY, LOOK.

110. K'NUCKLES IS SMOOCHING WITH

111. HIMSELF.

112. K'nuckles: EMBARRASSMENT

113. COMPELLED ME TO SPEAK.

114. W–W–W–WHERE'S GERTRUDE?

115. I'M OVER HERE.

116. I SNUCK AWAY WHEN YOUSE WEREN'T

117. LOOKING, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO UGLY.

118. K'nuckles: HARDY, HARDY,

119. HARDY.

120. OH, MY.

121. THAT IS A SAD TALE, K'NUCKLES.

122. K'nuckles: I KNOW IT'S SAD.

123. I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT FROM

124. YOU.

125. UNH–UNH.

126. DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.

127. I JUST WANT TO HELP.

128. NOW, K'NUCKLES, YOU NEED TO GET

129. BACK ON THE SADDLE.

130. YEAH, RIDE SOME

131. HORSIES.

132. NOT LIKE THAT, CHILD.

133. K'NUCKLES NEEDS TO FIND A

134. GIRLFRIEND.

135. K'nuckles: NO.

136. WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, WO–MAN?

137. K'NUCKLES?

138. K'nuckles: YOU KNOW NOTHING

139. ABOUT PAIN.

140. SOUL–SHATTERING SUFFERING!

141. GUT–WRENCHING GRIEF!

142. OH, THAT'S ENOUGH,

143. K'NUCKLES.

144. K'nuckles: I CAN HATE IF I

145. WANT TO!

146. UNDER THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH.

147. K'nuckles: THEN I'LL HATE

148. SOMEWHERE ELSE!

149. AND I DON'T NEED NO WOMAN TRYING

150. TO CHANGE ME!

151. K'nuckles:

152. PBHT!

153. STOP IT, HERMAN.

154. HUH?

155. AND I LOVE YOU.

156. K'nuckles: WELL, I HATEYOU.

157. I HATE EVERYBODY.

158. AAH!

159. OH, I LOVE SWIMMING WITH YOU.

160. K'nuckles: "I LOVE YOU, I

161. LOVE YOU."

162. LOVE IS FOR ––

163. B–B–B–BEAUTIFUL.

164. HEY, BUBBIE.

165. DON'T THINK I'M

166. ALL GRUMPY AND CRAZY.

167. K'nuckles: JUST OPEN UP.

168. I NEED TO TALK TO FLAPJACK.

169. ATTITUDE.

170. K'nuckles:

171. FLAPJACK, I NEED TO BORROW SOME

172. CLOTHES.

173. WHAT?

174. K'nuckles: I NEED TO LOOK

175. LADY FRIEND, AND MY CLOTHES ARE

176. FILTHY.

177. YOU MET A LADY?

178. K'nuckles: YES.

179. SO, DO YOU HAVE SOME CLEAN

180. CLOTHES I CAN BORROW?

181. YEAH. I GUESS SO.

182. IS SHE PRETTY, CAP'N?

183. DOES SHE LOOK LIKE BUBBIE?

184. K'nuckles: IT'S TIME TO GET

185. SERIOUS, FLAP.

186. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

187. SORRY, CAP'N.

188. K'nuckles: THERE SHE IS ––

189. OVER BY THE WIG STORE.

190. YOU SHOWED UP.

191. HAIR.

192. OKAY, BOY.

193. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

194. EH?

195. UH, ARE YOU SURE

196. ABOUT THIS?

197. K'nuckles: I SURE AM.

198. FLAPJACK, UP UNTIL THIS POINT IN

199. MY LIFE, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY REAL

200. DIRECTION.

201. THAT'S WHY I BECAME AN

202. SENSE OF PLACE.

203. BUT NOW THAT I'VE FOUND THIS

204. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, I KNOW EXACTLY

205. WHERE I NEED TO BE –– RIGHT HERE

206. WITH HER.

207. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

208. I THINK I DO.

209. K'nuckles: COME ON, BABY.

210. I'M TAKING YOU OUT ON THE

211. HOTTEST DATE OF YOUR LIFE.

212. K'nuckles:

213. K'nuckles: I'VE HAD SUCH A

214. WONDERFUL TIME WITH YOU TODAY,

215. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

216. MM. LOOK AT THOSE STARS.

217. BEAUTIFUL, JUST AS WE LOOK INTO

218. BEAUTIFUL.

219. I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THAT

220. BEFORE.

221. I MEAN, I JUST FEEL SO LIBERATED

222. AROUND YOU.

223. ELSE, THEY'D THINK I WAS NUTS.

224. YOU DON'T THINK I'M NUTS, DO

225. YOU?

226. WELL? DO YOU?

227. STOP MOCKING ME!

228. W–W–WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

229. W–WE HAD –– WE HAD A SPECIAL

230. B–B–BOND.

231. STOP COPYING ME!

232. STOP IT!

233. W–WHAT?

234. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

235. K'nuckles: I NEVER SHOULD

236. HAVE TRUSTED A DUMB LADY, NO

237. MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL.

238. AT LEAST I WON'T

239. ANYMORE.

240. K'nuckles: OH, WHO AM I

241. KIDDING?

242. I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.

243. LET'S GET MARRIED.

244. W–W–W–WHAT?

245. AND DO YOU, K'NUCKLES,

246. TAKE... THAT?

247. K'nuckles: I DO.

248. MIRROR?

249. I BELIEVE SO.

250. YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

251. K'nuckles:

252. WOULD YOU CARE TO SMOOCH?

253. K'nuckles: MWAH!

254. WOW. WHAT A DAY.

255. GOOD NIGHT, WIFE.

256. PHEW.

257. FLAPJACK, BABY, YOU

258. CAN'T KEEP THIS UP.

259. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

260. RAISING A FAMILY.

261. I'M WAY AHEAD OF

262. YOU.