The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack 1x17

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After relating a tale that reveals why he doesn't trust women Captain K'nuckles ends up falling in love with his own reflection, believing it to be a beautiful woman.

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1. K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

2. HEY, FLAPJACK.

3. COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

4. PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

5. WHO NEEDS CANDIED

6. ISLAND?

7. IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS

8. K'nuckles: BUT THERE AIN'T

9. NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP

10. NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS

11. IT'S DANGEROUS AND

12. RISKY

13. K'nuckles: BUT ADVENTUROUS

14. AND FREE

15. ADVENTURE ––

16. THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME

17. K'nuckles: THERE'S LOLLIPOP

18. TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA!

19. DOESN'T SOUND VERY

20. GOOD TO ME.

21. THE MISADVENTURES OF...

22. FLAPJACK

23. HMM?

24. PEANUTS...

25. ARE FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY.

26. K'nuckles: I'D LIKE TO

27. PURCHASE THOSE PEANUTS, PLEASE.

28. SORRY, GUYS.

29. EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DON'T HAVE

30. ANY MONEY.

31. K'nuckles: STOP LYING!

32. NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

33. IT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER THIS

34. MORNING.

35. ( LAUGHS )

36. OH, YEAH.

37. K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.

38. YOU GUYS EITHER NEED TO BUY

39. SOMETHING OR BE ON YOUR WAY.

40. K'nuckles: OH, ALL RIGHT.

41. BUT I'M SO HUNGRY.

42. K'nuckles: LET'S GO TAKE

43. BUBBIE'S FOOD OUT OF HER

44. STOMACH.

45. YOU CAN DO THAT?

46. K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

47. PROBABLY.

48. WANT A ROOT–BEER FLOAT,

49. HANDSOME?

50. K'nuckles: HUBBA, WHA?

51. MY TREAT.

52. K'nuckles: WHOA, WHOA.

53. NO, MA'AM.

54. WELL, CAN I BUY YOUSOME

55. CANDY, LITTLE GUY?

56. YES, MA'AM.

57. HERE'S A QUARTER.

58. ( GNAWING )

59. K'nuckles: HEY!

60. GET AWAY FROM HIM!

61. GET OUT OF HERE! GO ON!

62. WHAT IS GOING ON

63. HERE?

64. K'nuckles: I'M PROTECTING US.

65. WHAT?

66. K'nuckles: WOMEN ARE TROUBLE.

67. BESIDES, SHE SMELLS LIKE

68. MUENSTER CHEESE.

69. WELL, WHAT ABOUT

70. THOSE WOMEN?

71. K'nuckles: THESE AREN'T

72. WOMEN.

73. THEY'RE A PILE OF ROOT–BEER

74. BELLIED, SNAGGLETOOTHED

75. TROUBLEMAKERS.

76. ( SOBBING )

77. K'nuckles: AND THIS ONE...

78. DISGUSTING.

79. CANDY WIFE?

80. K'nuckles: AAH!

81. K'nuckles: UGH.

82. ( PANTING )

83. HEY, BUBBIE.

84. GOOD MORNING,

85. DARLING.

86. UH, SWEETIE, COULD YOU GET

87. K'NUCKLES OUT OF BED?

88. HE'S BEEN LAYING AROUND FOR

89. DAYS, AND HE STINKS.

90. I'LL HANDLE IT,

91. BUBBIE.

92. K'NUCKLES?

93. K'NUCK–– AAH!

94. K'nuckles: STAY AWAY.

95. I'M SAD.

96. WHAT'S WRONG?

97. K'nuckles: GET AWAY FROM ME,

98. BOY.

99. I'LL SAVE YOU,

100. CAPTAIN.

101. K'nuckles: HEY.

102. DON'T TOUCH ME.

103. I SAID I WAS SAD.

104. ( STRAINING )

105. YOU JUST NEED SOME SUNSHINE.

106. K'nuckles: NO.

107. I JUST WANT TO LIE HERE AND

108. FESTER UNTIL MY BODY MELTS AND

109. GIVES BUBBIE CAVITIES.

110. WHAT'S WRONG WITH

111. YOU, OLD MAN?

112. YOU'VE BEEN A SAGGY, SMELLY SACK

113. FOR DAYS.

114. NOW TELL BUBBIE WHAT ALES YOU.

115. K'nuckles: FINE.

116. BACK IN MY NAVY DAYS, THERE WAS

117. THIS PARTY.

118. EVERYONE WAS SMOOCHING.

119. CHARLIE LARAMORE WAS SMOOCHING

120. WITH LILY LONGBOTTOM,

121. PETER PIPPEN WITH LUCY TRUNKS,

122. AND ME SAVORING MY FIRST SMOOCH

123. WITH THE GORGEOUS

124. GERTRUDE GERTER.

125. THEN, LIKE A CRACK OF WIND FROM

126. AN OLD MAN'S BOTTOM ––

127. HEY, LOOK.

128. K'NUCKLES IS SMOOCHING WITH

129. HIMSELF.

130. K'nuckles: EMBARRASSMENT

131. COMPELLED ME TO SPEAK.

132. W–W–W–WHERE'S GERTRUDE?

133. I'M OVER HERE.

134. I SNUCK AWAY WHEN YOUSE WEREN'T

135. LOOKING, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO UGLY.

136. K'nuckles: HARDY, HARDY,

137. HARDY.

138. OH, MY.

139. THAT IS A SAD TALE, K'NUCKLES.

140. K'nuckles: I KNOW IT'S SAD.

141. I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT FROM

142. YOU.

143. UNH–UNH.

144. DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.

145. I JUST WANT TO HELP.

146. NOW, K'NUCKLES, YOU NEED TO GET

147. BACK ON THE SADDLE.

148. YEAH, RIDE SOME

149. HORSIES.

150. NOT LIKE THAT, CHILD.

151. K'NUCKLES NEEDS TO FIND A

152. GIRLFRIEND.

153. K'nuckles: NO.

154. WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, WO–MAN?

155. K'NUCKLES?

156. K'nuckles: YOU KNOW NOTHING

157. ABOUT PAIN.

158. SOUL–SHATTERING SUFFERING!

159. GUT–WRENCHING GRIEF!

160. OH, THAT'S ENOUGH,

161. K'NUCKLES.

162. K'nuckles: I CAN HATE IF I

163. WANT TO!

164. NOT AS LONG AS YOU

165. UNDER THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH.

166. K'nuckles: THEN I'LL HATE

167. SOMEWHERE ELSE!

168. AND I DON'T NEED NO WOMAN TRYING

169. TO CHANGE ME!

170. ( SMOOCHING )

171. K'nuckles: ( SMOOCHES )

172. PBHT!

173. STOP IT, HERMAN.

174. HUH?

175. AND I LOVE YOU.

176. K'nuckles: WELL, I HATEYOU.

177. I HATE EVERYBODY.

178. AAH!

179. OH, I LOVE SWIMMING WITH YOU.

180. K'nuckles: "I LOVE YOU, I

181. LOVE YOU."

182. LOVE IS FOR ––

183. B–B–B–BEAUTIFUL.

184. HEY, BUBBIE.

185. DON'T THINK I'M

186. LETTING YOU BACK IN IF YOU STILL

187. ALL GRUMPY AND CRAZY.

188. K'nuckles: JUST OPEN UP.

189. I NEED TO TALK TO FLAPJACK.

190. NOT WITH THAT

191. ATTITUDE.

192. K'nuckles: ( STRAINING )

193. FLAPJACK, I NEED TO BORROW SOME

194. CLOTHES.

195. WHAT?

196. K'nuckles: I NEED TO LOOK

197. NICE WHEN I GO BACK TO MEET MY

198. LADY FRIEND, AND MY CLOTHES ARE

199. FILTHY.

200. YOU MET A LADY?

201. K'nuckles: YES.

202. SO, DO YOU HAVE SOME CLEAN

203. CLOTHES I CAN BORROW?

204. YEAH. I GUESS SO.

205. IS SHE PRETTY, CAP'N?

206. DOES SHE LOOK LIKE BUBBIE?

207. K'nuckles: IT'S TIME TO GET

208. SERIOUS, FLAP.

209. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.

210. SORRY, CAP'N.

211. K'nuckles: THERE SHE IS ––

212. OVER BY THE WIG STORE.

213. YOU SHOWED UP.

214. I LIKE WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR

215. HAIR.

216. OKAY, BOY.

217. I WANT YOU TO MEET THE MOST

218. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

219. EH?

220. UH, ARE YOU SURE

221. ABOUT THIS?

222. K'nuckles: I SURE AM.

223. FLAPJACK, UP UNTIL THIS POINT IN

224. MY LIFE, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY REAL

225. DIRECTION.

226. THAT'S WHY I BECAME AN

227. ADVENTURER WITH NO REAL HOME OR

228. SENSE OF PLACE.

229. BUT NOW THAT I'VE FOUND THIS

230. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, I KNOW EXACTLY

231. WHERE I NEED TO BE –– RIGHT HERE

232. WITH HER.

233. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

234. I THINK I DO.

235. K'nuckles: COME ON, BABY.

236. I'M TAKING YOU OUT ON THE

237. HOTTEST DATE OF YOUR LIFE.

238. ( PANTING )

239. K'nuckles: ( SMOOCHES )

240. ( YAWNS )

241. K'nuckles: I'VE HAD SUCH A

242. WONDERFUL TIME WITH YOU TODAY,

243. BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

244. MM. LOOK AT THOSE STARS.

245. SOMETIMES I THINK THAT ALL THOSE

246. STARS ARE THE EYEBALLS OF SOME

247. GREAT BEAST THAT LOOKS DOWN UPON

248. US AND THINKS THAT WE ARE

249. BEAUTIFUL, JUST AS WE LOOK INTO

250. HER EYES AND THINK THAT THEY ARE

251. BEAUTIFUL.

252. I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THAT

253. BEFORE.

254. I MEAN, I JUST FEEL SO LIBERATED

255. AROUND YOU.

256. IF I HAD TOLD THAT TO ANYONE

257. ELSE, THEY'D THINK I WAS NUTS.

258. YOU DON'T THINK I'M NUTS, DO

259. YOU?

260. WELL? DO YOU?

261. STOP MOCKING ME!

262. W–W–WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

263. W–WE HAD –– WE HAD A SPECIAL

264. B–B–BOND.

265. STOP COPYING ME!

266. STOP IT!

267. W–WHAT?

268. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

269. K'nuckles: I NEVER SHOULD

270. HAVE TRUSTED A DUMB LADY, NO

271. MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL.

272. AT LEAST I WON'T

273. HAVE TO HOLD THIS MIRROR

274. ANYMORE.

275. K'nuckles: OH, WHO AM I

276. KIDDING?

277. I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.

278. LET'S GET MARRIED.

279. W–W–W–WHAT?

280. AND DO YOU, K'NUCKLES,

281. TAKE... THAT?

282. K'nuckles: I DO.

283. DID THAT MAN JUST MARRY A

284. MIRROR?

285. I BELIEVE SO.

286. YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.

287. K'nuckles: ( SMOOCHES )

288. WOULD YOU CARE TO SMOOCH?

289. ( SMOOCHING )

290. K'nuckles: MWAH!

291. WOW. WHAT A DAY.

292. GOOD NIGHT, WIFE.

293. PHEW.

294. FLAPJACK, BABY, YOU

295. CAN'T KEEP THIS UP.

296. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

297. RAISING A FAMILY.

298. I'M WAY AHEAD OF

299. YOU.